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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,311 --> 00:00:03,382 - Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:03,382 --> 00:00:04,694 - You'’re, like, the ultimate townie. 3 00:00:04,694 --> 00:00:06,075 - Lesley Ann Miller, will you marry me? 4 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:07,076 - Yes! 5 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:08,353 You dropped out of school. 6 00:00:08,353 --> 00:00:10,596 If you want to be a Palos Hills mom, 7 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:12,529 this is what it takes. 8 00:00:12,529 --> 00:00:13,772 - Okay. [baby crying] 9 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,774 - Matty, thanks again, for everything. 10 00:00:18,949 --> 00:00:21,021 - It was a sweet Saturday morning 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,643 with my adorable boyfriend. 12 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,507 I should have been loving it, but I had to admit 13 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:27,199 that ever since Matty and I babysat Morgan, 14 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:28,580 I'’d been a little... 15 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:29,719 distracted. 16 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,652 - Do I want such a heavy course load? 17 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:32,998 - Like right now. 18 00:00:32,998 --> 00:00:35,000 Why was Matty holding my baby sister 19 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,519 in Luke'’s living room? 20 00:00:36,519 --> 00:00:38,935 Oh, my God. Did this mean I wanted a baby? 21 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:40,971 That'’s insane. I'’m 19. 22 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:42,973 It'’s probably just PMS. 23 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,941 Oh, my God. It was worse. 24 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:46,391 I didn'’t want a baby. 25 00:00:46,391 --> 00:00:48,151 I wanted a M-- - Matty? 26 00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:49,635 - What did you say? 27 00:00:49,635 --> 00:00:51,292 - I said, "You'’re not very chatty." 28 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:52,328 What are you thinking? 29 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:53,915 - What was I thinking? 30 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:55,124 I already had a great guy. 31 00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:56,504 Jeopardizing that for Matty 32 00:00:56,504 --> 00:00:58,023 was something I would have done-- 33 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,784 okay--had done in the past. 34 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:02,924 But Luke was a guy I wanted to be with 35 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:04,581 for the foreseeable future, 36 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:07,860 a guy to whom I could seriously see myself saying-- 37 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,483 Let'’s move in together. 38 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:11,381 I said that last part out loud, huh? 39 00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:15,178 [keys clacking, loud thud] 40 00:01:15,178 --> 00:01:17,491 - I'’m sorry. 41 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:19,355 Did you just invite yourself 42 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:21,529 to move in to my studio apartment? 43 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:23,013 - I can'’t believe I just said that. 44 00:01:23,013 --> 00:01:24,429 - Because I [bleep] love that idea. 45 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:25,878 - Really? You'’re not freaked out? 46 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,087 - It'’s not like we'’re moving in together 47 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,640 moving in together. 48 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,400 It'’s just for a few weeks until you go back to Wyckoff. 49 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,714 And, honestly, I want to spend as much time as possible 50 00:01:33,714 --> 00:01:35,060 with you until then. 51 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,579 - [giggles] 52 00:01:36,579 --> 00:01:38,339 - Here'’s my only question-- do you think your parents 53 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:39,720 will be cool with it? 54 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,549 - It'’ll take a little bit of coaxing, 55 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:43,724 but if I make my case, maybe. 56 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:46,175 - Well, you work on them, and I'’ll work on making 57 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:48,625 this place a little more... 58 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,455 girl friendly. 59 00:01:50,455 --> 00:01:54,114 - Okay, let me paint you a picture with my words. 60 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,599 You, this dress, brunch at Bagatelle, 61 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:59,705 shopping in Soho, vodka at Pravda. 62 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:00,706 - Done and done-er. 63 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:01,914 [cell phone chimes] 64 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,606 - Does this say more "off-duty model 65 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:06,091 on Leonardo DiCaprio'’s yacht" or "'’Bachelor'’ contestant 66 00:02:06,091 --> 00:02:07,437 at a rose ceremony"? 67 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:08,990 - Will you accept this "no"? 68 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:10,613 [cell phone chimes] 69 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:12,822 I should take this. It'’s probably Patrick. 70 00:02:12,822 --> 00:02:15,065 Sometimes he calls from an international number-- 71 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:16,653 so hot. 72 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:19,035 - Miss Kaplan, this is Pam from Visa. 73 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:22,211 - Oh, P! How are you, sweetie? 74 00:02:22,211 --> 00:02:23,695 - Miss Kaplan, you haven'’t made a payment 75 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,075 on your balance, and we'’re going to 76 00:02:25,075 --> 00:02:26,076 have to stop-- 77 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:27,147 - No, you stop! 78 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,596 I miss you. 79 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:31,012 - Miss Kaplan, this is your final notice-- 80 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:33,946 - Oh, my God, you are so bad! 81 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,224 - Yes, this is a bad-- 82 00:02:35,224 --> 00:02:37,364 - Got to go! Ta-ta, my love. 83 00:02:37,364 --> 00:02:39,159 - You and Patrick are gross. 84 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,884 - I know. 85 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:42,472 You know what else is gross? 86 00:02:42,472 --> 00:02:47,236 This dress is way more Midtown than Meatpacking. 87 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,754 - Supplicant squats! 88 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:52,965 Feel the burn of your sin melting away. 89 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,589 Praise the Lord! 90 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:57,453 Genuflect. 91 00:02:57,453 --> 00:02:58,833 Kick the Devil away. 92 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,732 Um... 93 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,944 Okay, everyone go to the pool 94 00:03:05,944 --> 00:03:07,532 for your biceptismals. 95 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:10,328 Wash away your sin. Melt away your fat. Yay! 96 00:03:10,328 --> 00:03:12,502 [cheers and applause] 97 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,159 Jakey. 98 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,989 Why are you sad? - No reason. 99 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,544 - Jake, we'’ve dated, twice. 100 00:03:19,544 --> 00:03:21,373 I think I know your pouty face. 101 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:22,857 - I just read Ophelia'’s interview 102 00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:24,100 with me on Idea Bin. 103 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,895 - Ophelia? That "slunty" [bleep]? 104 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:27,483 - This is why I didn'’t want to say anything. 105 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:29,105 You get insane when you'’re mad. 106 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,659 The article'’s not even that bad. 107 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:33,937 She said I seem happy. - That'’s not so bad. 108 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:36,354 - She didn'’t make it sound like I'’m genuinely happy, 109 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:39,391 more like I'’m happy because I'’m too dumb 110 00:03:39,391 --> 00:03:41,186 to know better. 111 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:43,947 I just feel like a dumb townie. 112 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:46,191 - And you said she works at Idea Bin? 113 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:48,089 - Lissa, don'’t do anything crazy. 114 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:49,367 - [scoffs]Jakey... 115 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,817 [giggles] I'’m very sensible. 116 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:54,337 Have a great day. 117 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:56,822 - So what do you guys think? 118 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:58,583 I knew it would be hard to convince my parents 119 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,861 to let me move in with Luke, but I was praying 120 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:03,346 they'’d say yes, eventually, at least. 121 00:04:03,346 --> 00:04:05,486 - Jenna... 122 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:08,075 this is such great news! 123 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:09,421 - For real? - Yes! 124 00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:11,734 This is going to make everything so much simpler. 125 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:14,150 - This house is way too full right now. 126 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:16,670 - There will be one fewer person showering here every day. 127 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:19,224 - I think this deserves a toast. 128 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:21,640 - I could have been offended at how excited my parents were 129 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,539 to get me out of the house, 130 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,437 but I chose instead to focus on the fact 131 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:28,060 that I was totally getting away with something. 132 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,269 - To... 133 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,098 Jenna and Luke. - Hello? 134 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:32,720 [glasses clink] 135 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,274 - Ooh, sorry. I knocked, but I didn'’t-- 136 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,585 I didn'’t think anybody heard. 137 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:36,897 - Oh, I forgot you were coming over 138 00:04:36,897 --> 00:04:38,795 to practice our German presentation! 139 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,763 - Keine Sorge. "No worries" in German. 140 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:42,420 So what are you guys celebrating? 141 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:45,871 - I am moving in with Luke for the rest of the summer. 142 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,666 - That'’s a big step. Congrats. 143 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:48,874 God, you guys are so cool. 144 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:50,600 That would never fly with my parents. 145 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,499 - Oh, I don'’t know that we'’re cool. 146 00:04:52,499 --> 00:04:54,501 It just makes sense. 147 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:56,882 JK. We'’re so cool. 148 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,919 - In the past, I would have been spinning out 149 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:00,645 about Matty not caring about my cohabitation, 150 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:02,163 but now that Luke and I had taken things 151 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:03,717 to the next level, 152 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,581 I didn'’t care that he didn'’t care. 153 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:07,790 My brief blip of hormonal hallucinations 154 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,688 this morning were just that-- 155 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:10,689 a blip. 156 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,450 - [giggles] Patty cakes, 157 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:15,211 I can'’t wait until we'’re back in New York together either. 158 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:16,557 - Tamara Judith Kaplan! 159 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:17,938 - Babe, got to run. 160 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:19,836 [door opens] 161 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:22,114 - Do you know why I'’m so angry? 162 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,288 - The change of life? 163 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:24,772 I'’m just being real. 164 00:05:24,772 --> 00:05:26,671 You'’ve had the A/C cranked way up all summer. 165 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:29,294 - No, Tamara. It'’s not menopause. 166 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:30,985 Do you know that you have run up 167 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,608 $12,000 in debt? 168 00:05:32,608 --> 00:05:33,816 - I had an inkling. 169 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:36,508 - Because I cosigned for that first card, 170 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:38,027 my credit is affected. 171 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:40,098 - I'’m sorry. I didn'’t-- - Oh, you save it. 172 00:05:40,098 --> 00:05:43,032 - If you don'’t have a plan-- a concrete plan-- 173 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:46,276 to get this debt taken care of by the end of the summer, 174 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:47,933 you'’re not going back to NYU. 175 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,866 - ♪ Hey 176 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,247 ♪ Hey 177 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:53,007 ♪ 178 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,464 - ♪ By the pond when we first kissed ♪ 179 00:06:01,464 --> 00:06:04,398 ♪ I think my heart just skipped a beat ♪ 180 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,401 ♪ The old familiar path we took ♪ 181 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:10,818 ♪ The broken swings where we would meet ♪ 182 00:06:10,818 --> 00:06:15,409 ♪ I look around, it all feels new ♪ 183 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,998 ♪ I always think of you 184 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:19,758 - ♪ Ah 185 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,173 - ♪ I think of you 186 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,141 - ♪ Ah 187 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:26,282 - ♪ Whoo-hoo - ♪ Ah 188 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:28,422 - Okay, I'’ll go in first. 189 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,113 You should probably give it two minutes. 190 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:31,770 - Do we really have to keep doing this? 191 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,358 I mean, we live together now. 192 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:34,842 - I thought this was what you wanted, 193 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:36,706 so you'’d be taken seriously around here-- 194 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,915 you know, not be the fellow who slept with the guy 195 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:39,882 who recommended her. 196 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,953 - Okay. 197 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,195 - Jenna! 198 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:46,129 - Lissa. What are you doing here? 199 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:47,476 - Great to see you. 200 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,650 I have some important business inside. 201 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:51,376 Can you let me in? 202 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:57,865 - ♪ Sir, can I help? Would you like another pint? ♪ 203 00:06:57,865 --> 00:07:01,869 ♪ Of course I'’m okay, it'’s my job to be all right ♪ 204 00:07:01,869 --> 00:07:03,630 - Lissa? Are you looking for Jenna? 205 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,355 '’Cause I--I don'’t think she'’s here yet. 206 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:06,874 - Oh, I know. She'’s right outside the door. 207 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,462 I'’m looking for Ophelia. 208 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,395 - ♪ Just to witness your cirrhosis ♪ 209 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:14,157 ♪ I just do my very best to keep it all together ♪ 210 00:07:14,157 --> 00:07:15,607 - Hi. I'’m Lissa. 211 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:18,092 And you'’ve made me very angry. 212 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,163 - Who are you? Is this a dream? 213 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:22,096 - No, it'’s your worst nightmare. 214 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:24,133 You need to "atonercise," 215 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:25,997 and not just because you need to atone. 216 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:28,344 You'’re a real big B-word for sleeping with my friend 217 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,725 and then being rude to him. 218 00:07:29,725 --> 00:07:32,313 - This is about Jake? - Of course it is. 219 00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:33,694 How many other sad, ambitionless townies 220 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:35,178 have you slept with this month? 221 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,973 - Hey, I never used those words about Jake. 222 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:38,285 That was all you. 223 00:07:38,285 --> 00:07:39,804 - I'’m allowed to say those things. 224 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:42,047 I'’m Jake'’s friend and ex-girlfriend. 225 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:44,049 - Why did you break up? 226 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:47,018 - Well, first he dumped me for Jenna. 227 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,296 - That is shocking. - I know, right? 228 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:50,849 But more recently, I broke up with him because 229 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:52,989 he couldn'’t provide me with the Palos Hills mom lifestyle. 230 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,232 - For real? 231 00:07:54,232 --> 00:07:55,751 - It'’s what I'’ve always wanted. 232 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:58,132 Well, until my mommy got engaged to a toilet seat cover man 233 00:07:58,132 --> 00:07:59,858 who'’s fat and has a pager, 234 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:02,412 and his son has a VIP membership at Lucky Chuck'’s Pong and Pucks, 235 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:03,448 and I don'’t want that! 236 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,001 - Okay, it'’s okay. 237 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:07,210 I'’ve got something for you. 238 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:12,561 You do not need a "P" to be a Palos Hills mom. 239 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:16,219 You can be your own rich husband. 240 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:19,878 - ♪ I want to waste my day today ♪ 241 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,018 - Eine Bratwurst. 242 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:24,124 - Eine Bratwurst! 243 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:26,367 Dude, you are killing it. 244 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:27,714 In fact, I think we'’re gonna need 245 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:29,370 to make the studying a little harder. 246 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,648 I'’m getting bored as [bleep]. 247 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:31,925 - [German accent] Uh, what'’s that for? 248 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:33,443 - Let'’s take a study spike. 249 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:35,376 This is the only thing that got me through finals, 250 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:37,309 and I got a 4.0 this semester. 251 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,828 - [normal voice] All right, hit me. 252 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:41,348 - That'’s my boo! 253 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:43,212 Warum so viele Wuerste? 254 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:46,698 - Ich habe ein Wurstfest. 255 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:47,975 - Nailed it! 256 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:50,391 - Ugh. 257 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:51,738 - Now that Luke and I were back 258 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:53,809 in our cocoon of domestic bliss, 259 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:56,432 having to keep us a secret at work didn'’t seem so serious. 260 00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:57,847 This was our real life, 261 00:08:57,847 --> 00:09:00,298 and real life was pretty damn good. 262 00:09:00,298 --> 00:09:03,163 - Babe, that sauce smells amazing. 263 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:06,131 - Babe, I can'’t wait to try your salad. 264 00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:11,102 I can'’t believe we'’re going to be back at school 265 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,344 in a few weeks. 266 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,829 Hey, have you bought your ticket? 267 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,796 I was thinking maybe we could fly back east together. 268 00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,453 I have to stop through New York anyway. 269 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:21,008 - Why worry about that when I come bearing 270 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,562 a housewarming gift? 271 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,702 I know you'’ve always liked the scent, 272 00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:26,427 and it'’s been a slow few weeks. 273 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:28,913 - Oh, T. I love it. 274 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:31,294 Babe, look, it'’s our first gift as a couple. 275 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,124 - That is so sweet. 276 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,504 Babe, did you get the onions? 277 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:35,954 - Babe, I forgot to get the onions. 278 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,197 I'’m so sorry. 279 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,785 - Babe, don'’t even worry about it. 280 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:40,787 It'’s just another dollar we can put in the fun budget. 281 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,616 - I'’m sorry, T. What did you want to talk about? 282 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,893 Something about your mom? 283 00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:46,068 - I don'’t even remember what it was. 284 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,346 Brain fart-y of one over here. 285 00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:51,694 I actually have to go, but enjoy the candle. 286 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:52,902 Bye. 287 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,559 - Mmm. 288 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,665 [beep] - Matty, hi, again. 289 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,528 Entschuldigung for all the messages, 290 00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:00,634 but where the hell are you? 291 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,912 Frau Hoetzinger'’s letting us go last, but... 292 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:04,327 [class applauds] 293 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,536 - Last is right now, Matty. 294 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:08,815 If you get here and you see me speaking German, 295 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:11,818 for God'’s sake, hop right in! 296 00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:14,821 [upbeat music] 297 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,962 ♪ 298 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:21,482 - ♪ Maybe I found 299 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:22,898 - Now that I was living with Luke, 300 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:25,210 the days at Idea Bin dragged endlessly. 301 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,695 I just wanted them to be over 302 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:29,905 so I could get back to our blissful nights. 303 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:31,596 So I have been researching 304 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:33,633 rotisserie-chicken recipesall day 305 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,152 and thought maybe we could do that, a little wine... 306 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:37,706 - I have plans with Lizzy. 307 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:39,466 She wants me to come with her to this book party. 308 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:40,778 - As her date? 309 00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:42,400 - Of course not. I'’m just her plus-one. 310 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,850 - So I can'’t come. 311 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,852 - I wish, but it'’s not a plus-two, babe. 312 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,923 Besides, if you were there, our cover would be blown, 313 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,235 because I wouldn'’t be able to keep my hands off you. 314 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,409 - How am I supposed to get home? 315 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:53,100 - Luke, are you ready? 316 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,482 I want to get there early enough to really maximize 317 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:56,897 that open bar. 318 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,899 - Good to go. 319 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:00,521 [mouths words] 320 00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:01,799 - Moving in with Luke 321 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,973 was supposed to be an adult move. 322 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:07,667 But suddenly, it was feeling like the wrong move. 323 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:14,259 - "The service on this flight was outrageous. 324 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,503 "No blankets and no ice? 325 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:20,162 "I was too cold, and my drink was too warm. 326 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,508 "I expect a voucher 327 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:25,063 for at least three to five free flights." 328 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,306 [knock at door] 329 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:27,721 Ally, stop interrupting me 330 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,378 while I'’m writing my complaint letters! 331 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,104 You know this is my Zen time. 332 00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:32,243 - It'’s me. 333 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,038 - Ew. You look like [bleep]. 334 00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,660 - That'’s because I'’m in deep [bleep]. 335 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,318 I'’m in $12,000 worth of credit card debt, 336 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:39,871 and my mom won'’t let me go back to NYU 337 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:40,976 until I deal with it. 338 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:43,703 - That sucks. 339 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,463 - That'’s all you have to say? 340 00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:47,258 Sadie, this is kind of your fault. 341 00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:49,191 - Did you just say this was my fault? 342 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,537 - I didn'’t even have a credit card 343 00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:52,056 until you showed me how to get one. 344 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,367 - Listen, you go to NYU, 345 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,886 which implies you'’re not a total idiot. 346 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,681 I assumed that I didn'’t have to explain to you 347 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,476 that you actually have to pay your bills. 348 00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,823 - I thought I could pay them after I graduate. 349 00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,273 How am I supposed to pay them now? 350 00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:04,309 I'’m a poor student living in the dorms. 351 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:05,690 - Get a job? 352 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,796 I worked 15 hours a week in the Columbia dining hall. 353 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,522 That, on top of my scholarship, and the money I get 354 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,801 from my guilt-ridden "slunt" of a mother got me through. 355 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,285 - I got a job this summer, 356 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:18,185 and I spent a bunch of money I made on your birthday. 357 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,566 - Get another job. 358 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,499 - Sadie, I am desperado. 359 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,397 I need you to loan me some money. 360 00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:25,089 - No. - I can pay you back. 361 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,607 - Demonstrably untrue. 362 00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:27,643 No. 363 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,093 - Sadie, I'’m your friend. 364 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:30,680 - You'’re not a charity. 365 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,096 Figure something out. 366 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:33,511 - You know what? 367 00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,858 I don'’t even know why I expected you to help me. 368 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:38,516 You are the same rude ass[bleep] you were in high school. 369 00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,414 - And you'’re the same annoying dumbass 370 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,934 under all those desperate designer ensembles. 371 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:46,558 News flash, Tamara-- you'’re not fooling anyone. 372 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,595 - [bleep] you, Sadie. 373 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,839 [door slams] 374 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,531 - The long bus ride home gave me time to think. 375 00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,671 In the past, I would have totally overreacted 376 00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:57,466 to Luke'’s night with Lizzy, 377 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,606 but being in our home reminded me 378 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,952 how committed we were. 379 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,023 My mood was nothing a bowl of ice cream 380 00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:04,300 couldn'’t take care of. 381 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,371 Rocky road, take me away. 382 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:12,999 Okay, it'’s nothing a hot shower couldn'’t fix. 383 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:16,002 [upbeat music] 384 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:22,353 ♪ 385 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,354 Ugh. 386 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,562 Mm-mm. 387 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:27,565 [solemn music] 388 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:30,154 ♪ 389 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,534 - [bleep]. 390 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:36,919 ♪ 391 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,818 Hi. This is Tamara Kaplan. 392 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,545 I'’m calling you back about your offer. 393 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:45,790 How much did you say you'’re willing to pay me? 394 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:49,483 And that'’s for one night or the whole weekend? 395 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:52,072 Okay. What hotel? 396 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:54,764 What should I wear? 397 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,318 No, it'’s fine. 398 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:59,735 You'’re paying me. I'’ll do whatever you want. 399 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:03,808 ♪ 400 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,745 - I want to teach Atonercise at the club. 401 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:12,265 - Cool. You realize you'’ve been doing that all summer, right? 402 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,819 - Yes, but before, I was doing it for Jesus, 403 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:17,477 and now I'’m doing it for Jesus and myself, 404 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:20,031 and that means I want signage, I want more classes, 405 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,965 and I want to be paid equally to that of a man. 406 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,933 - We don'’t have any male Atonercise teachers, 407 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,107 but okay. 408 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,282 - You'’re officially put on notice, Jake Rosati. 409 00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:32,285 - What are you doing? - I'’m leaning in! 410 00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,528 [giggles] 411 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,292 - [sighs] 412 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,707 You didn'’t have to wait up. 413 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:42,743 I had no idea this thing was gonna run this late. 414 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,436 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] - Mm. 415 00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:47,265 What'’s that? - It'’s a picture from tonight. 416 00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,715 Lizzy sent it to me. 417 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,199 - How was the party? 418 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:52,443 What did you and Lizzy talk about--how we'’re not dating? 419 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,169 - What'’s this about? 420 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:56,067 And why are you reading the Farmer Carl'’s Grocery Gazette? 421 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,035 - There are a lot of good deals on cookie batter in here, 422 00:14:58,035 --> 00:14:59,519 but what this is about 423 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:02,556 is that you just leave your towels on the floor. 424 00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:03,937 - What? 425 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,559 - Okay... 426 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,458 it'’s about the fact that you went on a date with Lizzy. 427 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,356 But seriously, who only has one towel 428 00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:10,875 and just leaves it on the floor? 429 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,325 - Told you, it'’s not a date. 430 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:13,982 - If a girl sends you cute pics after your night out, 431 00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:14,983 then it'’s a date. 432 00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:16,467 - Take a look. 433 00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,538 We make a pretty cute couple, don'’t you think? 434 00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,919 That'’s one of the authorsI met. 435 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,230 Lizzy introduced us. 436 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,612 You happy now? 437 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:24,958 - No... 438 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,927 but you shouldn'’t leave empty ice cream containers 439 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,445 in the freezer. 440 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:32,000 - Lizzy'’s my boss, and when your boss asks you 441 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,725 to go to a networking party,you go. 442 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,211 If Lizzy was a man, you wouldn'’t care. 443 00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:37,695 - That'’s fair. 444 00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,146 - And by the way, I was a little nervous to go. 445 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,803 You don'’t seem to realize this, but I wasn'’t offered the e-book. 446 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:44,322 And I'’ve been there longer than you, 447 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,737 and I want a job at Idea Bin when I graduate, 448 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,429 and if that means hanging out with Lizzy, 449 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,810 then, yeah, that'’s what I'’m gonna do. 450 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,158 - What Luke was saying made me feel guilty. 451 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,884 Here he was, laying his vulnerability on the line. 452 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:58,026 I owed it to him to do the same. 453 00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,235 I'’m sorry for being paranoid. 454 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,788 I guess I just... 455 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:05,033 felt like it was a date because we'’re a secret, 456 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,345 and... 457 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:11,315 it brought me back to a bad time in my life. 458 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:14,870 - Okay. 459 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,666 I totally get it, and I'’m sorry. 460 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:20,082 But, Jenna, I promise, I'’m not Matty. 461 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,773 - Luke was right. 462 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,742 Matty had kept me a secret to protect his own reputation. 463 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,847 Luke was only trying to protect me. 464 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,574 It was totally different, and I loved him for that. 465 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,093 Oh, my God, I loved Luke, 466 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,612 and thank God I didn'’t blurt that out 467 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,441 like the moving-in thing. 468 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:38,100 - I never want to make you feel like I'’m hiding you, because... 469 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,310 '’cause I love you. 470 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,692 - I love you too. 471 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,835 - This as been hard for me too. 472 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:50,630 Your name came up a lot tonight. 473 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,563 Lizzy likes your writing. She thinks you'’re ballsy. 474 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:54,013 And it'’s been torture not to say, 475 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,602 "I know. That hot, ballsy writer is my girlfriend." 476 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,605 But I want the world, including Lizzy, 477 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,193 to know I love you. 478 00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:05,403 [chuckles] 479 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,716 [knock at door] 480 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:13,756 - Oh, guten Abend,jerk. 481 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,621 - Lacey, I am so sorry about the presentation. 482 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,968 My night with Sully got a little out of hand. 483 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,315 I honestly did practice. 484 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,902 Come on, I thought we were friends. 485 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:24,008 - Friends don'’t ruin friends'’ chances of getting an A. 486 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,561 What happened? 487 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,633 - Sully thought of this drinking game for studying, 488 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,635 and the next thing I knew, 489 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,982 I woke up, and I missed it. 490 00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:34,329 - Time for some real talk. 491 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:38,298 Sully sounds like a whole lot of fun. 492 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,197 You know, she actually reminds me 493 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:43,476 of a friend I had who helped an ex study for the LSATs, 494 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:46,134 except he didn'’t wind up going to law school. 495 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,101 He went to rehab, 496 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,103 and you know who that friend was? 497 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,623 Ally. 498 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:56,972 I love her to death, but she is bad news, 499 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,629 and so is Sully. 500 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,839 I'’ll see you in class. 501 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,704 - I was so excited that Luke said he loved me 502 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:07,707 that I decided to make my own grand gesture. 503 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,640 I had proven myself at Idea Bin, 504 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,263 and neither of us wanted to hide the truth anymore. 505 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:15,956 And lucky me, I knew just how to spread the word. 506 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,277 [tapping on glass] 507 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,799 - Sorry I'’m late. 508 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,697 I needed to prepare for the marathon 509 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,905 that is about to happen, 510 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,804 and you'’re participating too. 511 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,013 Two bottomless mimosas, please. 512 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,704 Oh, the best part about a mimosa-thon 513 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:40,843 is you can'’t lose. 514 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,362 Plus, you get to drink your medal. 515 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:45,089 - I-I'’m fine with coffee.Thanks. 516 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,849 - If you drink too much caffeine plus booze, 517 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:47,988 you'’ll pee all day, dude. 518 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:50,681 - I'’m not gonna have any booze. 519 00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:51,992 Sully, we need to talk. 520 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:53,994 - Can we wait until I get a breakfast burrito 521 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,444 up in this bish? 522 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,446 You know I can'’t do anything on an empty stomach. 523 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,276 - I think we need to go our separate ways. 524 00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,519 I can'’t tell you how much you mean to me. 525 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,314 I mean, you are the one who picked me up 526 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,247 and helped me through a dark time this year. 527 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,731 - You want to break up? 528 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,319 - You'’ve been amazing. 529 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,459 It'’s just-- I-I don'’t know. 530 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:12,323 Maybe, uh... 531 00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,843 maybe it'’s time to move on. 532 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,534 - That'’s cool. 533 00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,433 - Uh, what? 534 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:20,814 - Dude, if that'’s what you want, I think we should too. 535 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,817 You'’re definitely paying for the mimosas, though. 536 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,819 - Um, I'’m sorry. 537 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:28,822 This is not how my breakups usually go. 538 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:30,652 You'’re cool? 539 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:31,756 - Yeah, dude. 540 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,862 It'’s not that deep. 541 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,520 Hey, you'’re okay, though, right? 542 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,556 - Yeah. 543 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,765 Thanks for checking. 544 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:43,492 - Of course. [laughs] 545 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,011 Do you want some? 546 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,530 - I had learned from my mistake. 547 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,497 The key to a grown-up relationship 548 00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:53,053 was being on the same page, and I knew Luke and I were. 549 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,403 - ♪ Something inside of me 550 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,957 ♪ Says that I should keep it all to myself ♪ 551 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,648 [cheers and applause] 552 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,202 - Front page, babe! 553 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,582 When you write about love, 554 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,964 you'’re Miley Cyrus "Can'’t Be Tamed," 555 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,517 and, Luke, you... 556 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:11,037 I mean, I never thought you had it in you. 557 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,383 - What'’s he talking about? 558 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,420 - You said you wanted the world to know. 559 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:20,978 - Not like this. 560 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,842 It'’s one thing to say we started dating. 561 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:24,947 It'’s another thing to admit we'’ve been lying to the boss 562 00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:26,017 for the past month. 563 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,227 - Luke, a moment. 564 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,402 - ♪ Something inside of me 565 00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,784 ♪ Is tormenting me 566 00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:36,614 - Looks like no matter how much more grown-up I felt, 567 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:40,239 I couldn'’t help but repeat the mistakes of the past. 568 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,762 - Next on Awkward... - You'’re acting like a child. 569 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,316 - I am not.Jerk! 570 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,490 - I know this is degrading, and you don'’t belong 571 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,872 in some strange hotel room... [sighs] 572 00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:55,461 But you need the money, so you'’re gonna suck it up 573 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:57,221 and close your eyes if you need to. 574 00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,878 - Matty? - Jenna? 575 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,776 I broke up with Sully and figured, what the hell? 576 00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,088 - You broke up with Sully. 577 00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:03,814 - You want to do something after this? 41851

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