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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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- WE WENT AND MET
MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
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- WOW! IT'’S A WHOLE NEW YOU.
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- DO YOU WANNA SWAP NUMBERS?
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- YOU MIGHT WANNA CUT OTHER
PEOPLE A BREAK SOMETIME.
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- DON'’T MAKE ME SEEM LIKE
A HEARTLESS BITCH.
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- [mouthing words]
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- I WAS FEELING LOW
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BECAUSE OF MATTY'’S REJECTION,
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BUT HIGH BECAUSE OF MY
COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE,
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AND OKAY BECAUSE I'’D MET
A REALLY COOL GUY ON THE BEACH
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I WAS HOPING TO SEE
AGAIN TODAY.
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IT WAS TIME TO HUNKER DOWN
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AND ENJOY WHAT WAS LEFT
OF SPRING BREAK.
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- HEY, JENNA,
YOU'’RE THE LAST ONE UP.
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LUCKILY, THERE'’S STILL
SOME COFFEE AND POSTRES.
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- NO THANKS;
I'’M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
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- HEY, BITCH, COOL SHORTS,
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BUT WHY DO YOURS ONLY HAVE
ONE RANDOM STRING?
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JUST PULL IT ACROSS
SO THEY FRAY.
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- OH, LISSA, NO.
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- OW, BITCH, WHAT'’S UP WITH YOU?
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- LISSA, THE BITCH THING,
IT'’S NOT BECOMING.
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- JUST GIVE IT A YANK.
- NO, STOP.
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IT'’S MY TAMPON.
- YOUR WHAT?
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- MY TAMPON!
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- HEY, HAMIL-TAMP.
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LOOKS LIKE MATTY AND GABBY
ARE GOING FISHING.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO WITH THEM
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AND STICK WHATEVER'’S
AT THE END OF THAT STRING
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IN THE CHUM BOX.
THERE'’S NO TELLING
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WHAT YOU MIGHT
PULL OUT OF THE OCEAN.
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- FISHING, HUH?
SOUNDS FUN.
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- WE'’RE GOING WITH DANNY,
MATTY'’S BIO DAD.
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- YEAH, I KNOW WHO HE IS.
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MATTY, I'’D LOVE TO
MEET HIM SOMETIME.
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- I REALLY WANT YOU TO.
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- WE JUST MET HIM OURSELVES,
MATTY.
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PROBABLY SHOULD GIVE IT
SOME TIME.
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- YEAH, I WOULDN'’T WANT TO...
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MAKE ANYONE UNCOMFORTABLE.
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- WAH!
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- COME WITH US, GRINGA.
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WE HAVE GUMMY BEARS AND CIGS.
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- HORCHATA AND HOOCH!
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both: SUGAR AND SIN.
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- YOU LITTLE
BUSTED TWEAKERS.
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- OOH, TIME TO BUST SOMEONE'’S
LEATHER DADDY OUT OF GAY REHAB.
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- YAY, JAILBREAK!
LET'’S DO IT.
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- AY-AY-AY!
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- HEY, MAN, WHAT'’S UP?
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- OH, I JUST GOT NUKED
BY NORTHWESTERN,
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SO I'’M BUMMED.
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- AH, MAN, THAT SUCKS.
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YOU HAVE OTHER OPTIONS?
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- WELL, YEAH,
BUT I WANTED THIS ONE, MAN.
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- PISS, MOAN, PISS, MOAN.
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JESUS, WHAT A BUNCH OF DUDS.
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I INVITE YOU ALL
TO MY BEACH HOUSE.
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- WE'’RE, LIKE,
A MILE FROM THE BEACH.
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THERE ARE SHACKS OWNED BY
CHILDREN WHO SELL CHICLETS
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WITH A BETTER VIEW
THAN THIS FLEA BAG.
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- LET'’S GO BACK INSIDE, GUSTAVO.
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I CAN'’T RELAX LOOKING AT
A BUNCH OF SOUR-PUSSIES.
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JUST WORK IT OUT.
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- STILL NOT SEEING DOLPHINS.
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- JUST GOT TO KEEP
PUTTING GOOD VIBES OUT THERE.
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THEY'’LL HEAR YOU.
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- QUACK, QUACK!
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WHY AREN'’T WE PARTYING?
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LITTLE BITCH, WHERE'’S YOUR MOM?
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- SHE SAID SHE
WASN'’T FEELING WELL.
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I THINK SHE'’S SLEEPING.
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- I TOLD HER TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE CEVICHE.
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THAT'’S ALL I NEED
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IS FOR HER TO BE LAID UP
WITH THE SQUIRTS ALL WEEK.
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KILL ME NOW.
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- I SEE THEM!
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BABY, I SEE THEM!
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- I WAS USED TO BEING
BLOWN OFF BY MATTY,
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BUT THIS ONE REALLY HURT.
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WHEN WOULD I STOP
HAVING EXPECTATIONS OF HIM?
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SOME WERE ROMANTIC.
SOME WERE PLATONIC.
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AND MOST WERE NEVER MET.
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- WELL, SOMEONE'’S GOT A LOT
ON HER MIND THIS MORNING.
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- FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE AGAIN,
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IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE.
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- CONSISTENCY, HABIT,
TIMELINESS.
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THEY BEAT THAT INTO US
AT BOOT CAMP.
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- THERE'’S A LOT TO BE SAID
FOR CONSISTENCY AND TIMELINESS.
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- WELL, IT MOST CERTAINLY
REWARDED ME TODAY.
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DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES
TO HELP A GUY
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GET THROUGH THIS
JAMON Y QUESO?
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- HELLO?
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HEY, EVERYONE!
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ANYONE HERE?
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[woman retching]
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HELLO?
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[retching continues]
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LACEY?
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[knocking]
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- [vomiting]
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- OH, GOD.
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- HI, HONEY.
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WELCOME TO MEXICO.
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- LACE!
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YOU UP?
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IT'’S NOON, BIATCH!
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DON'’T BE A PUSS.
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IT'’S JUST MONTEZUMA'’S REVENGE.
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NOTHING KILLS THE MONTES
LIKE A LITTLE FIREWATER.
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- I'’M PREGNANT.
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- NO!
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- VAL!
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- VAL!
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VAL!
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VAL!
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- DO YOU HEAR SCREAMING?
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- VAL!
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[beachgoers murmur]
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VAL, THOSE AREN'’T DOLPHINS!
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OH, MY GOD, VAL, ARE YOU OKAY?
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- IT WAS SO MAGICAL.
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THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET
AND SO PLAYFUL.
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THEY REALLY ARE MAMMALS.
IT WAS LIKE PETTING A DOG.
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- VAL, THOSE ARE SHARKS.
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- [laughs]
OKAY.
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THAT'’S VERY FUNNY, BABY.
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DON'’T RAIN ON MY
LIFE-ALTERING ENCOUNTER.
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- VAL, DOLPHINS HAVE VERY
VELVETY, SOFT SKIN.
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JUST TOUCHING IT SHREDDED YOU.
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OH!
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- EASY, NOW.
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LET'’S FIND YOU A CHAIR.
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- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
- SHE HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT.
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- ONLY AS LITTLE AS A NEAR-DEATH
EXPERIENCE CAN BE.
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- NEAR-DEATH?
- OH, CALM DOWN.
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THAT DOESN'’T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING
SOUTH OF THE BORDER.
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THIS WHOLE COUNTRY
IS NEAR DEATH.
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- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
- DO WHAT?
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- PUT DOWN A WHOLE COUNTRY.
MEXICO IS A GREAT COUNTRY,
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NOT JUST THE THIRD-WORLD
CRAP BUCKET YOU LIKE TO SEE.
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- OH, GET OVER IT.
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YOU GREW UP IN THE SOUTH BAY,
MUCHACHO.
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- EXCUSE ME, I JUST ESCAPED
THE JAWS OF DEATH.
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- IT WAS LITERALLY JAWS.
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THEY WERE 10-FOOT
JUVENILE GREAT WHITES.
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- IN ALL FAIRNESS,
THEY WERE VERY PLAYFUL.
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BUT I WAS SAVED
BY THESE JAWS OF LIFE.
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OW.
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MY CLOSE CALL WITH SCARY FISH
MADE ME REALIZE
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THAT EVERY MINUTE
WE AREN'’T EMBRACING LIFE,
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WE'’RE EMBRACING DEATH.
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- IN THAT CASE,
THIS PATIO IS A [bleep] MORGUE.
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- LIFE IS SHORT, PEOPLE.
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AND THAT GRIM REAPER
IS A MEAN BASTARDO.
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YOU CAN ONLY FOOL HIM ONCE.
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AND THAT'’S WHY...
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BIGGIE AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO QUIT OUR SCHOOL JOBS
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AND TRAVEL THE WORLD.
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- [whispers] WHAT?
- IT'’S ROMANTIC,
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THE TWO OF THEM
GOING OFF TOGETHER.
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- YEAH, SHE'’LL BE DEAD
WITHIN THE YEAR
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FROM GETTING STOMPED ON
BY A CAMEL,
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AND HE'’LL SPEND THE REST
OF HIS LIFE
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BEING SNOTTED ON
BY NASTY CHILDREN
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IN A EURO THEME PARK.
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- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PISS
ON EVERYONE'’S PLANS?
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- I DON'’T KNOW.
BUT CAN WE GO?
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BECAUSE I PROMISED EVERYONE
I'’D BUY ROUNDS
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TO CELEBRATE MY GETTING
MY SCHOLARSHIP
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AND GETTING THE HELL
AWAY FROM THEM.
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- DOESN'’T SOUND FUN TO ME.
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- OH, PLEASE, YOU'’RE MEXICAN
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AND YOU DON'’T WANT TO DRINK
DURING THE DAY?
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- HEY, GO BY YOURSELF, LADY.
I CAN'’T TAKE YOU ANYMORE.
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- HEY, THAT GAB'’S A GREAT GIRL.
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YOU CAN TELL THE TWO OF YOU GUYS
GOT A LOT IN COMMON.
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[fly buzzing]
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- YEAH.
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- HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
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I KNOW YOU'’RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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- WOW.
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THANK YOU, DAN--
MR. DURAND.
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- HEY, MATT, IF IT MAKES YOU
MORE COMFORTABLE,
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YOU CAN CALL ME DAD.
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I MEAN, I KNOW I WASN'’T
THE DAD THAT RAISED YOU,
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BUT...WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT?
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- COOL...DA--
DAN.
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- AS SOON AS I SAW THAT,
I WENT, "THAT'’S MY MATT."
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[laughing]
- RIGHT.
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[thumping music]
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- UGH, THIS IS SO DEPRESSING.
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I FINALLY GET THE SCHOLARSHIP,
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AND THE ONLY PERSON HERE
TO CELEBRATE WITH ME IS YOU.
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I CAN'’T THINK
OF A WORSE SEND-OFF.
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OH, WAIT, I CAN.
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HI, LISSA;
WHERE'’S YOUR FATHER?
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- WE WENT ALL THE WAY
TO GAY REHAB,
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AND HE DISAPPEARED,
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WHICH IS REALLY SCARY
AND SUPER EXCITING.
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WE DON'’T EVEN KNOW
IF HE'’S STILL GAY.
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- MM, SAFE BET.
- GAYER THAN A GOOSE.
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- O.M.G., IS THAT JENNA?
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- [blowing]
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- OKAY, IS THIS
WHERE YOU'’VE BEEN HIDING?
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- HEY, T!
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THIS IS MY FRIEND BRIAN
AND HIS FRIEND ADAM
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AND THEIR FRIEND WILSON.
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- WELL, HELLO, T.
- HI.
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I'’M TAMARA, BUT YOU CAN
TOTALLY CALL ME T,
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BECAUSE IT STARTS WITH A "T."
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- WELL, YOU CAN CALL ME "A"
IF YOU WANT,
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JUST TO BE EVEN.
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- OKAY, "A."
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- YOU'’RE PRETTY CUTE.
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- [giggles]
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[Spanish hip-hop music]
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- ARRIBA, ABAJO, AL CENTRO,
OH, [bleep] IT.
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- WHOA.
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INCOMING.
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- SORRY.
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- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
- HER NAME IS LISSA,
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AND IT'’S A REALLY GOOD TIME
FOR YOU,
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BECAUSE SHE'’S PISSED AT GOD
AND WILL DO ANYTHING.
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- SORRY?
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- THE BLOND YOU'’RE LOOKING AT?
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- THE ONLY ONE I'’M LOOKING AT
IS YOU.
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- UGH, I CAN'’T WITH THIS
RIGHT NOW.
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GET OUT OF MY FACE.
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- YOU'’RE BITCHY.
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00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,129
I LIKE THAT.
233
00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,826
- OH, SO YOU'’RE GAY.
234
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,654
- NO, I JUST LIKE
CRAZY BROWN EYES.
235
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,134
AND SINCE YOU'’RE DONE
WITH THIS ONE,
236
00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:50,704
CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER?
237
00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:54,534
- DON'’T WORRY; WE CAN DO THIS.
WE FIGURED IT OUT LAST TIME,
238
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,361
AND WE HAD A LOT MORE
AGAINST US.
239
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:59,234
- AT LEAST THIS TIME
WE KNOW WHAT WE'’RE DOING.
240
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,541
AND I WON'’T BE THE YOUNGEST MOM
IN THE PTA.
241
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,543
- YEAH, YOU'’LL BE THE OLDEST.
242
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,677
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'’M
MOST WORRIED ABOUT?
243
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,417
- YEAH.
244
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,158
HOW TO TELL JENNA.
245
00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,813
- SO THEN WE MOVED
FROM URUGUAY TO CUBA.
246
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,467
WELL, GUANTANAMO, BECAUSE MY DAD
WAS STATIONED THERE.
247
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,513
DO YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL?
248
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,428
YOU DON'’T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?
249
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,693
YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN'’ CUTE.
250
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:24,955
- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE
251
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,827
♪ALL THE SEXY GIRLS WITH ME ♪
252
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,046
♪ PUT YOUR DRINKS
IN THE AIR ♪
253
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,701
♪ LET'’S GET DRUNK
AS WE CAN BE ♪
254
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,789
- DADDY?
- BUMBLEBEE!
255
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:37,751
I'’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
256
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,100
- DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
257
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,841
- THE LORD WORKS
IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS,
258
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,843
BUT YOUR NEW FRIENDS
WORK FASTER.
259
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,671
THEY TEXTED ME
AFTER YOU LEFT GAY REHAB,
260
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,151
TOLD ME WHERE I COULD FIND YOU.
261
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,763
I'’M SO HAPPY TO SEE
MY LITTLE ANGEL.
262
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,199
- LOOK, THE IMPORTANT THING
263
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,809
IS THAT YOU'’RE ALWAYS
MOVING FORWARD.
264
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,768
AND THAT'’S WHAT YOU'’RE DOING.
265
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,770
- WELL, THAT'’S WHAT
I'’M TRYING TO DO.
266
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,162
- OKAY, WELL,
YOU MAY HAVE TO DO
267
00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,816
A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN TRY,
JENNA.
268
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,601
YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO IT.
269
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,125
AND I GET THAT THIS MAY
SOUND STUPID,
270
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,780
'’CAUSE I'’VE ONLY KNOWN YOU
FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
271
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:10,697
BUT I SEE A STRONG GIRL
IN FRONT OF ME...
272
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,655
WITH A BIG LIFE AHEAD OF HER.
273
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,442
- GUESS WHAT I'’M DOING
RIGHT NOW.
274
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,270
- SEE?
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
275
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,185
- O.M.G.
276
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,971
- TAMARA.
- ADAM IS, LIKE, AMAZE-A-RAMA.
277
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,973
IT'’S LIKE I LOOK AT HIM,
AND I FORGET TO TALK.
278
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,496
I DON'’T EVEN KNOW
WHEN THE LAST TIME
279
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,151
I WAS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS WAS.
I THINK IT WAS IN PRE-SCHOOL
280
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,282
WHEN THIS GIRL KEPT WEARING
THE SAME PANTS AS ME,
281
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,328
LIKE, EVERY DAY.
282
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,678
ANYWAY, ADAM IS INCREDIBLE.
HE'’S THE REAL DEAL.
283
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,028
HE'’S SHIPPING OUT SOON
TO PAKISTAN OR AFGHANISTAN
284
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,073
OR KIDNAPISTAN.
285
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,596
BUT HE IS SO INTERESTING
286
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,815
THAT I JUST KEPT LISTENING,
287
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,512
AND I DON'’T EVEN WANT TO TALK.
288
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:46,297
- THAT'’S...CRAZY.
289
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,603
DO YOU THINK
YOU'’RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?
290
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,649
- OH, HELLS TO THE YES.
291
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,911
WE'’RE ENGAGED.
292
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,091
- WE GOT IT FROM
A STREET VENDOR OUT FRONT.
293
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,048
WE'’LL SHOP FOR
THE REAL ONE LATER.
294
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,049
- T, THAT'’S INSANE.
295
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,050
YOU JUST MET HIM.
296
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,486
- JENNA, CALM DOWN.
297
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,532
IT'’S JUST A FUN,
AMAZING CONNECTION.
298
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,186
SEIZE THE MOMENT AND ALL THAT.
299
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,057
CARPE THE SPRING BREAK DIEM.
300
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,016
- AND MARRY THE FIRST GUY
YOU MEET AT A BAR.
301
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,626
- LOVE IS IN THE AIR, AMIGA.
302
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,020
AND ADAM IS ADORBS AND ROMANTIC,
303
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,978
AND HE FITS ME TO A "T."
304
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,545
GET IT?
A "T"?
305
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,720
LOOK, HE'’S SHIPPING OUT,
306
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,982
AND HE'’S PROBABLY SCARED.
307
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,375
AND I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA
308
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,029
OF GIVING HIM SOMETHING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO
309
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,813
WHEN HE COMES BACK HOME.
310
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,989
THE TRUTH IS, WE'’LL PROBABLY
DATE FOR A FEW MONTHS
311
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,469
AND THEN BREAK UP OVER SKYPE.
312
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,906
BUT FOR NOW, JUST LET ME
HAVE MY ROMANTIC DREAM.
313
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,217
- HEY, HAD A GOOD TIME.
- YEAH.
314
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,522
- IT WAS GOOD TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
315
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,133
- THAT'’S RIGHT.
316
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,178
OH, YOU OKAY, BACK THERE?
317
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,527
- YEAH, THIS IS FUN.
318
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,007
- SORRY, JUST, YOU KNOW,
319
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,183
TRYING TO BOND
WITH THE NEW OLD MAN.
320
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:49,012
- MATTY, I'’M TOTALLY FINE.
321
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,971
- THAT'’S ONE HELL OF A GIRL
YOU GOT THERE, SON.
322
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,234
- YEAH, I'’M NOT SURE SHE WAS
FEELING THE WHOLE FISHING THING.
323
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,149
- EH, YEAH.
324
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,847
WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY WEREN'’T
REALLY BITING TODAY ANYWAY.
325
00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,981
BUT IF YOU ASK ME,
SHE'’S A KEEPER.
326
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,678
- YEAH, SHE'’S GREAT.
327
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,462
- YEAH, I MEAN,
COMING DOWN HERE WITH YOU,
328
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,422
STANDING BY YOUR SIDE
THROUGH A BIG REUNION LIKE THIS.
329
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,598
YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU SAID
IN THE EMAIL,
330
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,905
SHE HELPED YOU FIND ME.
- ACTUALLY, THAT--
331
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,210
- NO, NOT EVERY GIRL
WOULD DO THAT.
332
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:17,127
NOT EVERY GIRL
WOULD CARE THAT MUCH.
333
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:20,304
WHAT YOU GOT HERE
IS A SOUL MATE.
334
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,179
COME ON, GIRL, LET'’S GO.
335
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,267
COME ON.
336
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,616
- HEY.
337
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:31,272
- SO, WHY DID YOU QUIT
GAY REHAB?
338
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,274
- GOD MADE ME
THE WAY THAT I AM.
339
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,189
IF HE DIDN'’T WANT ME
TO BE THIS WAY,
340
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,060
HE WOULDN'’T HAVE MADE ME
THIS WAY.
341
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,194
- THAT'’S ONE OF THE REASONS
WHY I DECIDED GOD IS LAME,
342
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,674
FOR MAKING PEOPLE GAY
AND THEN HATING ON THEM.
343
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,154
- HOW DO WE KNOW HE DOES?
344
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,853
- MOMMY SAYS SO.
- AND SHE'’S WRONG.
345
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,421
I FEEL EVEN MORE DEVOTED TO GOD
NOW THAT I'’VE ACCEPTED MYSELF
346
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,598
AND KNOW THAT HE ACCEPTS ME.
347
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,949
- WELL, THAT GOD
SOUNDS REALLY COOL,
348
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,778
LIKE A GOD I COULD HANG WITH.
349
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,956
I DO MISS BELIEVING IN...
SOMETHING.
350
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,133
NOT BELIEVING IN THINGS
IS DEPRESSING
351
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,179
AND A HELL OF A LOT OF WORK.
352
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,054
- YOU'’RE GORGEOUS, SADIE.
353
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,360
- I'’M OKAY.
- OH, COME ON.
354
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,885
DON'’T ACT LIKE YOU DON'’T
HEAR THIS EVERY DAY.
355
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,239
- SOMEONE DOES TELL ME
I'’M GORGEOUS ALMOST EVERY DAY,
356
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,197
SOME IDIOT
WHO I TREAT LIKE [bleep],
357
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,331
WHICH HE TOTALLY DESERVES.
358
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,377
ANYWAY, THANK YOU.
359
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,387
- WHERE'’S MATTY?
360
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,128
- HE WENT FOR A WALK.
361
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,175
I THINK SOMETHING HIS FATHER
SAID GOT HIM RILED UP.
362
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,698
- IS HE OKAY?
363
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,092
- HE'’S FINE.
364
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:56,748
HE JUST DOESN'’T WANT
TO TALK TO ME.
365
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,969
IT'’S BEEN A LONG DAY, JAKE.
366
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,016
- YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
367
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:06,019
- SORRY ABOUT NORTHWESTERN.
368
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,281
- IT JUST SUCKS WHEN YOU FEEL
369
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,239
LIKE YOU'’VE DONE
EVERYTHING RIGHT
370
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:13,113
BUT THINGS...
THEY DON'’T GO YOUR WAY.
371
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,724
- YEAH.
IT DOES.
372
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,381
JAKE...
373
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,600
- HMM?
374
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,212
- THEIR LOSS.
375
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,256
- YEAH.
376
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,520
[both chuckle]
377
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,914
YEAH, NO, THANKS.
378
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,182
- HOLA, PAPITO.
379
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,097
WELCOME TO MEXICO.
380
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,403
- HOLA.
381
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,405
- MOM, DAD,
THIS IS MY FRIEND BRIAN.
382
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,710
- HI. BRIAN.
383
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,451
IT'’S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU BOTH.
384
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,323
- JENNA HAS TOLD ME
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
385
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,717
MARINE, WHO'’S GOING TO STUDY
MARINE BIOLOGY AT SCRIPPS
386
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,024
WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM HIS TOUR
IN THE PERSIAN GULF.
387
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,765
- IMPRESSIVE.
388
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,420
- NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOUR
DAUGHTER GOING TO WYCOFF.
389
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,031
- WELL, MY MOM'’S
GOING TO LOCKARD, SO...
390
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,468
- PROBABLY NOT, SWEETIE.
391
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,469
WE'’LL TALK LATER.
392
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,514
YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN.
393
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,734
- NO, NO, WE CAN TALK NOW.
394
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,215
- YEAH, OKAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
395
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,695
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, MA'’AM.
396
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,436
- GIVE US FIVE.
- YEAH.
397
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,439
- SO I WAS WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
398
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,223
- TIME FOR WHAT?
399
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,659
YOU'’RE FREAKING ME OUT.
400
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,184
- WELL...
401
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,621
OKAY, UM...
402
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,711
GUESS WHAT.
403
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,104
I'’M PREGNANT.
404
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,453
CRAZY, HUH?
405
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,628
- WHAT?
406
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,369
ON PURPOSE?
- NOT REALLY.
407
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,284
- OKAY, HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
408
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:40,330
DON'’T ANSWER THAT.
409
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,679
OKAY.
410
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,247
OKAY, WELL, GOOD.
411
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,511
I GUESS I'’M GONNA BE
A BIG SISTER.
412
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,165
ALTHOUGH, I WON'’T BE AROUND,
413
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,428
BECAUSE I'’LL BE AT COLLEGE.
414
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,735
- SO I GUESS YOU ARE GONNA BE
415
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:58,000
THE ONLY HAMILTON GIRL
GOING TO COLLEGE AFTER ALL.
416
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,177
- MOM, YOU NEED
TO GO TO COLLEGE.
417
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,396
- HOW CAN I?
418
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,833
- LOTS OF WAYS.
DAYCARE, DAD.
419
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,009
MOM, I WAS THE FIRST BABY
THAT KEPT YOU FROM COLLEGE.
420
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,142
DON'’T LET BABY NUMBER TWO
BE THE SECOND.
421
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,144
IT'’S NOT FAIR TO IT OR ME...
422
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,234
OR YOU.
423
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:17,541
- ♪ BUT IF YOU WALK AWAY
424
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
- SERGIO.
425
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,155
I DIDN'’T MEAN
TO BE SUCH A BITCH.
426
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,417
- OH, BULL[bleep].
YOU'’RE A FINELY TUNED
427
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,071
BITCH MACHINE, SADITA.
428
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,508
- OKAY, YOU'’RE RIGHT.
429
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,466
I DID MEAN IT, BUT...
430
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,120
I'’M NOT SO FINELY TUNED.
431
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,557
MAYBE MY CALIBRATION
IS A LITTLE BIT OFF.
432
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,819
- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
433
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,082
- IT MEANS...
434
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,735
MAYBE I WAS BEING SUCH A BITCH
435
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,651
BECAUSE MAYBE I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOU.
436
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,524
MAYBE I DON'’T WANT TO MISS YOU.
437
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,877
- WELL, OF COURSE YOU'’RE
GOING TO MISS ME, PRINCESS.
438
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,357
WHAT'’S WRONG WITH THAT?
439
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,315
- I DON'’T LIKE THINGS
I CAN'’T CONTROL.
440
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:57,103
- WELL, SOMETIMES
I THINK YOU DO.
441
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,975
- I DON'’T WANT
TO MISS YOU IF I GO.
442
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,716
- TOO [bleep] BAD.
443
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,327
- ♪ AND IF YOU PUSH ME DOWN
444
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:08,418
♪ PUSH ME DOWN
445
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,160
♪ THERE I'’LL STAY ♪
446
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,554
- THEY, MRS. H.,
HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA?
447
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,469
- SHE'’S OUT, MATTY.
448
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,774
- WHERE'’D SHE GO?
DO YOU KNOW?
449
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,081
- YEP, I KNOW.
450
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,605
- SO IS THIS LIKE A SECRET
OR SOMETHING?
451
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,999
- SHE WENT ON A WALK
WITH A GUY SHE MET.
452
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,001
- LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO HER,
SO I WAS HOPING YOU COULD--
453
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,568
- STOP, MATTY.
- EXCUSE ME?
454
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,179
- LET HER MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE.
455
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,269
YOU'’VE BROKEN HER HEART ENOUGH.
456
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,184
- I BROKE HER HEART?
457
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,969
- JUST LET HER GO.
458
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,710
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
459
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,937
- I JUST DON'’T WANT TO
460
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,069
TREAT THIS AS A GOOD-BYE.
461
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,157
YOU'’LL BE WITH ME THE ENTIRE
462
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,027
TIME YOU'’RE IN THE GULF.
463
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,724
- THE GULF?
464
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,378
- SHOOT, IT WAS
ONE OF THE '’STANS.
465
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,292
- TAMARA,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
466
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,815
I'’M GOING TO TWENTYNINE PALMS.
467
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,557
- TWENTYNINE PALMS?
CALIFORNIA?
468
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,255
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO THE GULF.
469
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,299
- YEAH, IN THE NEXT YEAR.
470
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,953
WE HAVE NINE MONTHS TOGETHER, T.
471
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,302
IF WE GET A JUMP,
472
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,130
WE CAN HAVE OUR WEDDING
BEFORE I LEAVE.
473
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,701
[mellow guitar]
474
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,746
♪
475
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:20,621
- ♪ SLOW DOWN
476
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:26,192
♪ EVERYONE'’S BEEN SLOWING DOWN ♪
477
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,715
[Jenna screeches]
478
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,892
♪BUT I'’VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT ♪
479
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,765
♪ THINKING OF YOU
480
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:39,030
♪ HOLD TIGHT
481
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:45,124
♪ EVERYONE'’S BEEN
KEEPING TIME ♪
482
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,734
♪ AND I CAN'’T SEE...♪
483
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,952
- HEY, MATTY.
484
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,129
- HEY.
485
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,956
- WHAT IS UP?
486
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:55,046
WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
487
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,223
WHO IS THAT WITH JENNA?
488
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,833
- WHAT'’S UP, MAN?
489
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,009
- UH...
490
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,533
LISTEN, I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
491
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,231
IT'’S ABOUT GABBY.
492
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:09,713
- JUST SAY IT, MAN.
493
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,716
YOU'’RE MY BEST FRIEND, BUD.
494
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,111
YOU'’RE PRETTY MUCH
THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST.
495
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,418
- OH, GOD, I'’M A DICK.
- NO, YOU'’RE NOT.
496
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,680
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME THE TRUTH,
497
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,161
AND I KNOW
WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA SAY.
498
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,727
AND YOU'’RE RIGHT.
499
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:27,122
GABBY AND I AREN'’T
RIGHT TOGETHER.
500
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,515
- YOU'’RE NOT?
501
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,430
- MY DAD CALLED IT TODAY.
502
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,562
MY, UH, TECHNICAL DAD.
503
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,911
MY--
DANNY.
504
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,826
- HE SAID YOU'’RE
NOT RIGHT TOGETHER?
505
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,264
- NO.
HE SAID WE WERE SOUL MATES.
506
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,700
HE PRETTY MUCH
CALLS EVERYTHING
507
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,006
THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF WHAT IT REALLY IS.
508
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:46,054
NEVER MET ANYONE
WITH A WORSE READ ON PEOPLE.
509
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:51,015
JESUS, I HOPE I DIDN'’T
INHERIT THAT.
510
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,843
- SOUL MATE.
511
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,019
THAT'’S A PRETTY STRONG WORD.
512
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,891
- YEAH.
513
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,720
- ♪ OOH
514
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,331
♪ IT'’S TOO LATE FOR US TO ♪
515
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:06,640
- HEY, I'’M GONNA HEAD BACK IN.
516
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,859
SAVE SOME ENERGY FOR TOMORROW,
YOU KNOW?
517
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,557
- YEAH, COOL.
518
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:14,691
HEY, UH, WILL YOU
CHECK ON GABBY?
519
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,258
- YEAH.
520
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,656
HEY, YOU KNOW,
FOR WHAT IT'’S WORTH,
521
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,440
IF YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR JENNA,
522
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,876
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD--
523
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,400
- I CAN'’T.
524
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,489
- ♪ THIS IS FOR
THE REST OF US ♪
525
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,361
♪ HOPING IT'’S ALL RIGHT ♪
526
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,408
- ♪ OLD ENOUGH TO DIE
527
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,585
♪ AND YOUNG ENOUGH TO FIGHT
528
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,414
- I HAD MY CHANCE.
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