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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,874 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,010 I FOUND YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,359 - I DID NOT ASK YOU TO DO THIS. 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,492 I MADE CONTACT WITH MY BIOLOGICAL DAD, 5 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,928 AND I'’D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO BE THERE WITH ME 6 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:21,978 - EVEN THOUGH SPRING BREAK WAS GONNA BE 7 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,675 ME STUCK IN A HOUSE IN MEXICO WITH ALLY AND SADIE, 8 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:24,894 I WAS STILL EXCITED, 9 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,548 BECAUSE MATTY WAS COMING AFTER ALL. 10 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,680 THE FUTURE HELD LOTS OF POSSIBILITIES, 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,726 INCLUDING DYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 12 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,162 WITH MY MOTHER IN MEXICO. 13 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,556 - JEEZ, I WASN'’T EVEN GOING THAT FAST. 14 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,253 - MOM, MEXICAN POLICE ARE CORRUPT. 15 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,081 PEOPLE GET SNATCHED OFF THE ROADS ALL THE TIME 16 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,301 ONLY TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 17 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,565 - NOT IF THEY KNOW HOW TO WORK IT. 18 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,002 HOLA, SEÑOR. 19 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,699 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 20 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:51,138 WAS I DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY? 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,879 I'’M JUST SO EXCITED BECAUSE MY SISTER AND I 22 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:58,058 ARE HEADED DOWN TO ROSARITO FOR SPRING BREAK. 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,016 - WHILE MY "SISTER" ENGAGED THE POLICE, 24 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,974 I ENGAGED IN A LITTLE MASOCHISM, 25 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:04,629 A.K.A. CHECKING MY INBOX FOR ADMISSION EMAILS. 26 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,936 WYCOFF WAS THE LAST COLLEGE I HAD APPLIED TO, 27 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:09,634 AND THE ONLY ONE THAT HADN'’T REJECTED ME, SO FAR. 28 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,941 - I.D., PLEASE. PASSPORT. 29 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,074 - OH, COME ON, WHAT WAS I DOING? 30 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,294 - HAS YOUR SISTER BEEN DRINKING? 31 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:18,904 - SADLY, NO. 32 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,255 - THE OFFICER IS NOT HERE TO RUIN OUR VACATION. 33 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:25,215 HE IS HERE TO HELP US, RIGHT? 34 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,175 - SEÑORA,MAYBE I CAN LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING. 35 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:31,047 BUT YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE MUCH MORE-- 36 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,092 [women screaming] 37 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,571 [officer shouting in Spanish] 38 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,529 - [screams] 39 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,226 - OH, IT'’S OKAY, OFFICER! 40 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,967 MY SISTER JUST GOT INTO COLLEGE! 41 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,316 - [screams] 42 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,796 - AH! 43 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,239 I'’M SO EXCITED. 44 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:53,287 - I THOUGHT THE BEACH HOUSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A...BEACH. 45 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:56,420 - AH, I THINK SMELL THE OCEAN. 46 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,249 OR MAYBE THAT'’S JUST THE ALCOHOL. 47 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,337 - FINALLY. 48 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:01,643 JESUS. 49 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,210 UGH, YOU BROUGHT LITTLE BITCH? 50 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,125 - SHE GOT INTO COLLEGE. 51 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,083 WYCOFF COLLEGE. 52 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,215 WE ARE CELEBRATING! 53 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,825 - J, YOU GOT INTO COLLEGE? 54 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,131 - YES! 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,089 - OH, I AM SO HAPPY... 56 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,090 AND RELIEVED. 57 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,526 NOT THAT I WAS LOSING SLEEP 58 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:18,834 OR HAVING BOUTS OF TRICHOTILLOMANIA OR ANYTHING. 59 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,706 SO WE'’RE ON SPRING BREAK, PEOPLES! 60 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,796 LET'’S MAX THIS MOTHER-FONDLER OUT. 61 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:25,928 YEAH. 62 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,843 - ENTRADA. 63 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,627 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 64 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:33,805 HERE SHE IS, MY COLLEGE GIRL. - AWESOME. 65 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,807 - INFINITE O.M.G. WHERE? 66 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,331 - WYCOFF. I CAN FINALLY RELAX 67 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,115 AND ENJOY THE REST OF MY SENIOR YEAR. 68 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,727 - YEAH, BETTER SOAK UP SOME RAYS AND BASK IN YOUR COMPLACENCY 69 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,165 TO PREPARE FOR A LIFE OF DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY. 70 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,905 - SADITA, CHILL, LADY. 71 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,603 - MMM, AH. 72 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,648 - OH, I'’M SO TIRED FROM THE DRIVE. 73 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:53,695 WE ALMOST GOT MURDERED, BY THE WAY. 74 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:54,783 I'’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER. 75 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,959 RIGHT NOW, I JUST-- I NEED A NAP. 76 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,091 - WHAT? 77 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,267 PUSSY. 78 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,445 - JENNA. 79 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,882 - YOU KNOW I'’M SORRY, RIGHT? 80 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,362 IT WAS LAME OF ME TO PUT ALL THAT STUFF 81 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:09,885 THAT WENT DOWN WITH GABBY ON YOU. 82 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,887 - WELL, YEAH. 83 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,280 I'’M SORRY SHE'’S NOT COMING, THOUGH. 84 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,846 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN THINKING A LOT 85 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,587 ABOUT HOW YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY 86 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,373 TO HELP GET IN TOUCH WITH MY BIOLOGICAL DAD. 87 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:20,374 - I WAS GLAD TO. 88 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,505 - I WANTED TO DO IT, 89 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,594 BUT I GUESS I NEEDED A PUSH. 90 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:27,772 I MEAN, AS USUAL, YOU TOTALLY GET ME. 91 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,121 - WELL, WE GET EACH OTHER. 92 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,428 - YEAH. 93 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,299 - SO ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM? 94 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,691 - I THINK SO. 95 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:34,605 I'’M JUST WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM HIM. 96 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:37,521 I'’M A LITTLE FREAKED. 97 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:42,657 BUT, HEY, THIS IS OUR LAST SPRING BREAK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 98 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,007 SO LET'’S REALLY MAX IT OUT, OKAY? 99 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:47,662 - I WASN'’T SURE IF "TOGETHER" MEANT TOGETHERTOGETHER 100 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:48,924 OR JUST TOGETHER. 101 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,534 BUT WHATEVER "TOGETHER" MEANT, 102 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:53,363 I WAS SO GLAD TO BE TOGETHER WITH MATTY AGAIN. 103 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:56,366 - MAN, YOU ARE TI-IGHT, SADITA. 104 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,715 - I CAN'’T STAND SEEING 105 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,717 THAT TRAGIC LITTLE STD DISPENSER 106 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,197 ACT LIKE A PIG IN [bleep] 107 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,373 JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT INTO SOME LAME COLLEGE 108 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,767 WHEN I STILL HAVEN'’T HEARD FROM MY STANK-ASS SCHOLARSHIP. 109 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:06,898 - DON'’T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW. 110 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,378 - YOU WOULD BE WORRIED TOO 111 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,901 IF YOUR FUTURE WERE HANGING IN THE BALANCE. 112 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,295 - BABE, I WORRY ABOUT MY FUTURE ALL THE TIME. 113 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,905 I JUST DON'’T MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFER FOR IT, OKAY? 114 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,472 - YOU'’RE LIVING YOUR FUTURE. 115 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,865 YOU GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 116 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:19,041 YOU'’LL PROBABLY BE A COP LIKE YOUR DAD. 117 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,956 - HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT. 118 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,263 I'’M OPEN TO OTHER STUFF, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. 119 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,699 EVERYTHING ISN'’T SO BLACK-AND-WHITE. 120 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,831 ALL I'’M SAYING IS, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 121 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:30,226 A SMART, BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE YOU WILL DO JUST FINE. 122 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,228 - MAYBE. 123 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,491 SO DO YOU THINK I'’M MORE SMART OR MORE BEAUTIFUL? 124 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,061 - PARASAILING, ZIP-LINING, DEEP SEA FISHING. 125 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,628 BIGGIE'’S DONE ALL OF THIS. 126 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,370 WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS. 127 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,763 THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SO SMART, 128 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,678 AND THAT'’S EXACTLY HOW I LIKE MY FISH. 129 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,420 WELL, THAT OR BEER-BATTERED IN A TACO 130 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,161 WITH AN ICE-COLD EGG NOG. 131 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,510 - DOLPHIN'’S AREN'’T FISH, VAL. 132 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,555 THEY'’RE MAMMALS. 133 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,948 - MAMMALS THAT BREATHE WATER? 134 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,864 I GUESS MY CATS ARE FISH TOO, HUH, JAKE? 135 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,040 I HOPE THAT WASN'’T ON THE S.A.T.s. 136 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,433 - WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING? 137 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,695 - WE'’RE GOING TO THE BEACH. - WHY? 138 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:07,045 YOU GOT ALCOHOL, SUN, POOL RIGHT HERE. 139 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:10,353 GOD, I HATE CHILDREN WHO DON'’T KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 140 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,137 - PSHH, I KNOW, RIGHT? 141 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,356 [knocking] 142 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,929 - WHAT ARE YOU PEG BOYS DOING HERE? 143 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,844 - SOCIAL ANTHROPOLOGY. 144 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,411 STUDYING THE BITCH OUT OF WATER. 145 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,326 - AND GETTING THIS PARTY STARTED! 146 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,632 WHOO! - SORRY, YOU WEREN'’T INVITED. 147 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,068 BUT THERE'’S PLENTY OF ROOM ON THE BEACH 148 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,679 WITH THE MURDERERS AND VAGRANTS. 149 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,116 YOU'’RE WELCOME. 150 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,770 - HOLD UP. 151 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,641 - WE BROUGHT THE BEST PARTY FAVOR EVER. 152 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,909 - LISSA? 153 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,476 - LISSA, ARE YOU OKAY? 154 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,652 - NO, I WAS IN PRISON. 155 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:51,220 MOMMY KEPT ME IN THE HOUSE EVER SINCE I WAS SUSPENDED. 156 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,918 AND I WAS ATONING, LIKE, 24/7 157 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,311 IN MY ROOM WITH THE GOOD BOOK, AND THEN-- 158 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,095 - AND THEN WE BROKE HER OUT OF THAT HELL-HOLE 159 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,967 AND BROUGHT HER TO YOU KIND PEOPLE. 160 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,925 - JESUS, THAT IS DESPERATE. 161 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,449 - I DON'’T CARE ABOUT JESUS ANYMORE 162 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,015 IF HE DOESN'’T WANT ME TO BE WITH TYLER. 163 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,930 MOMMY CAN'’T MAKE ME, MOMMY CAN'’T MAKE ME! 164 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,498 - NOW, YOU KIDS ARE THE KIND OF CHILDREN I LIKE. 165 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,369 OH. 166 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,506 - LISSA REALLY HAD TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF. 167 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:19,466 OR MAYBE SHE'’D SMOKED SOME NEW LEAF. 168 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,033 - MAN, THIS BEACH IS BUSTED. 169 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,818 IT'’S LIKE VERY JUNKIE SOUTH OF THE BORDER 170 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:26,124 DOUCHED OUT ALL THEIR [bleep] ON THE SAND. 171 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,517 [phone dings] [gasps] 172 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,301 YO, BOYS, JUST GOT A TEXT FROM TY-TY. 173 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,433 HE'’S ON HIS WAY. 174 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,826 HE'’S MEETING ME HERE, 175 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:34,306 AND WE'’RE GONNA SCREW OUR BRAINS OUT. 176 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,091 WOULD THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU? 177 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:37,440 - JUST PUT A TOWEL DOWN. 178 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,269 I WANT MY DEPOSIT BACK ON THE RENTAL. 179 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,662 - HEY, JENNA. 180 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,577 JENNA, HEY. 181 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,926 I JUST HEARD BACK FROM MY BIO DAD, 182 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,406 AND WE'’RE GONNA MEET UP TOMORROW. 183 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,104 I WAS WONDERING, MAYBE-- 184 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,453 MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 185 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,369 - YES, OF COURSE. I'’D LOVE TO. 186 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:57,417 - IT'’D BE REALLY, REALLY NICE TO HAVE YOU THERE. 187 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,463 - MATTY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 188 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,683 I'’M SURE YOU'’LL BE GLAD YOU DID IT. 189 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:03,553 - OKAY. 190 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,033 - IT SEEMED MORE AND MORE 191 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,904 THAT BY, "LET'’S ENJOY SPRING BREAK TOGETHER," 192 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,385 MATTY REALLY DID MEAN TOGETHERTOGETHER. 193 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,474 - SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA WAIT? 194 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:12,954 - UNTIL BIGGIE COMES. 195 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,435 HE SAID TO WAIT RIGHT HERE, AND SO I WILL. 196 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,698 MY LOVE IS BLIND AND UNCONDITIONAL. 197 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:20,657 - OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 198 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,229 OH, WOW. 199 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,451 OH, WOW. 200 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,630 I DIDN'’T KNOW HE WAS PACKING ALL OF THAT. 201 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,153 - I DID. 202 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,947 - HEADS UP. 203 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,166 OOH. 204 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,690 - AH. 205 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,344 - OH, ARE THEY LOOKING AT US? 206 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,302 - PLEASE, PLEASE, PICTURE WITH US. 207 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,391 - OH, MY GOD, THEY THINK YOU'’RE PEETA AND I'’M KATNISS. 208 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,392 - AMERICAN ROCK STAR 209 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:03,570 AND VIDEO GIRL. 210 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,615 ♪ UH-UH-UH, UH-UH 211 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,487 - ♪ AND THEN IT ALL COMES TOGETHER ♪ 212 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,445 OH, MY GOD, THEY KNOW MY SONG. 213 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,665 - OH, YES, VERY BIG IN JAPAN. 214 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,970 both: WE'’RE BIG IN JAPAN! 215 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,797 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 216 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,495 - OUR VIDEO, MY WAY TO YOU, 217 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,280 HAS, LIKE, 12 MILLION HITS AND THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS. 218 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,674 - IN JAPANESE, BUT CLEARLY IT'’S HUGE. 219 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,371 THESE GIRLS WERE STAR-STRUCK BY ME. 220 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,025 - ALYSSA MILANO IS BIG IN JAPAN. 221 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,548 - WELL, BIG IS BIG. 222 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,941 WE'’RE GONNA STRATEGIZE SO WE CAN MONETIZE. 223 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,727 - WE'’RE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO. 224 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,338 - ♪ SHAKE IT IF YOU'’VE GOT IT ♪ 225 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:34,992 ♪SHAKE YOUR BODY ♪ 226 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,342 ♪ SHAKE IT IF YOU'’VE GOT IT ♪ 227 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,518 [doorbell dings] 228 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,258 - HE'’S HERE! 229 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:43,958 - DARLING LISSA. 230 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,220 WOW. 231 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,396 IT'’S A WHOLE NEW YOU. - I KNOW. 232 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,311 I FELL FROM GRACE AND INTO A BIG OLD PILE OF SIN, 233 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,704 AND I LOVE IT. 234 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,661 - SHE'’S DOING HER BEST TO KEEP UP. 235 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,184 BUT WE'’RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 236 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,403 - READY? 237 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,535 CABS ARE AS SLOW AS EVERYTHING ELSE 238 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,928 IN THIS MESS OF A COUNTRY. 239 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:00,017 - OH, JENNA, YOU'’RE AREN'’T COMING TO T.J.? 240 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,802 - UH, TIJUANA? 241 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,543 NO THANKS, WE'’RE GONNA STAY IN. 242 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,457 - YEAH, AND KICK IT OLD-SCHOOL. 243 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,720 - I DIDN'’T WANT TO GO OUT, 244 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,112 BECAUSE I WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT 245 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,114 LOOKING FORWARD TO MY FUTURE IN COLLEGE 246 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,203 AND TO MY BIG DAY WITH MATTY TOMORROW. 247 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,077 - I'’LL GO GET MY TRUCK. 248 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,339 - MEET YOU OUT FRONT. 249 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,777 I FELT CONTENT AND HOPEFUL AND WARM. 250 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,221 - HEY. 251 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,049 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THAT WARM, CONTENT, 252 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,182 AND HOPEFUL FEELING WOULDN'’T LAST, 253 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:37,011 BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN I WAS GOING TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD. 254 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,404 - [mouthing] 255 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,283 - HONEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH MATTY? 256 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,501 - NOTHING. 257 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,938 - PLEASE TALK TO ME. 258 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,809 CAN'’T WE JUST HAVE A TRUCE? 259 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,724 YOU GOT INTO A GREAT COLLEGE. 260 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:57,161 LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN. 261 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,120 - MATTY AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE UP TO SAN DIEGO 262 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,643 TO MEET HIS BIO DAD, 263 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,341 BUT THEN GABBY SHOWED UP. 264 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:07,345 - SWEETHEART, DON'’T SPEND THE REST OF YOUR TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL 265 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,999 HUNG UP ON MATTY. 266 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:12,220 YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN NEEDS. 267 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,526 THAT'’S HOW I COPE WITH YOUR FATHER. 268 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,137 OKAY, IT'’S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING, 269 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,965 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT? 270 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,488 - YEAH. 271 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,098 SADLY, I DO. 272 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,797 - AND DON'’T LIVE IN YOUR HEAD SO MUCH. 273 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,320 I CAN SEE IT, 274 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,670 YOUR WHEELS ALWAYS TURNING. 275 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:32,588 JUST RELAX AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT, OKAY? 276 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,725 - WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 277 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,248 - HAIR OF THE DOG, ANYONE? 278 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,119 - OOH, ANOTHER EXOTIC... 279 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,730 MEXICAN DISH? 280 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,427 - YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT MORE ALCOHOL 281 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,777 IS ACTUALLY THE BEST CURE FOR A HANGOVER. 282 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,823 - YOU'’RE AMATEUR HOUR, VAL! 283 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,302 - KEEP THE BUZZ A-BUZZIN'’, MS. MARKS! 284 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,174 - BUZZ-BUZZ! 285 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,655 - WE SAW WHAT YOU CALL A DONKEY SHOW. 286 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,352 NOT YOUR TYPICAL CIRCUS ACT. 287 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,702 THERE WERE NO CLOWNS OR CHILDREN. 288 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,399 I THINK THERE WERE PEANUTS. 289 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,141 - IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'’VE EVER SEEN 290 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,013 THAT I WAS NOT A PARTICIPANT IN. 291 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,624 - OH, PLEASE, THAT DONKEY SHOW WAS NOTHING. 292 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,582 THE WORLD IS FULL OF SICK AND DISGUSTING STUFF, 293 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,932 SO JUST GET OVER IT. 294 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,977 LIVE IT UP, LAP IT UP, BITCHES! 295 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,587 [giggles] 296 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,806 LET'’S GO TO BED. 297 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,721 I'’M HUNGRY. 298 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,986 - I COULD LAY HERE IN BED ALL DAY. 299 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,988 - WE DON'’T NEED TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE. 300 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,511 [phone dings] - [gasps] 301 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:30,298 MAN, SADITA, YOU ALMOST JUST BROKE MY FACE. 302 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,386 - I GOT IT. 303 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,475 I WON THAT [bleep] SCHOLARSHIP. 304 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,737 GOOD-BYE, PALOS HILLS. 305 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,434 HELLO, NEW YORK CITY. 306 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,220 PRETTY SOON IT WILL ALL HAVE JUST BEEN A BAD DREAM. 307 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,573 - WOW, TY-TY. 308 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:47,576 THAT'’S WHAT WE'’VE BEEN WAITING TO DO. 309 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,013 - FOR SO LONG. 310 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,059 - AND NOW WE DID IT. 311 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,713 YAY. 312 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,802 - YAY, INDEED. 313 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,415 - ♪ THIS SONG IS JUST A SKETCH 314 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,634 ♪ A STRAY IDEA THAT I'’M TRYING TO CATCH ♪ 315 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,636 ♪ A LITTLE DOODLE FROM MY NOODLE ♪ 316 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,464 ♪ PLUCKED FROM THE OCEAN OF MY BRAIN ♪ 317 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,031 - I LOVE IT. 318 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,034 - I WANT AN OVEREXPOSED, SUN-DRENCHED, BEACHY VIBE. 319 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,079 COOLIO? 320 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,210 - COOLIO. 321 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,734 - HIS LIFE IS JUST A STRING 322 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,693 OF THROWBACK THURSDAYS AND FLASHBACK FRIDAYS. 323 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,564 - BASED ON MY SCIENTIFIC MARKET RESEARCH, 324 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,305 I.E. THOSE SCREAMING JAPANESE GIRLS ON THE BEACH, 325 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,698 THEY DON'’T GIVE A RAT'’S ASS 326 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,134 ABOUT THOSE WHORISH GIRLS IN BIKINIS, 327 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,441 AND ARE ALL ABOUT MY HARAJUKU-ADJACENT STYLE. 328 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,399 - WELL, THEY LIKE US TOGETHER. 329 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,531 - OBVI. 330 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,662 THERE'’S A CHEMISTRY. 331 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,055 WHY DID WE BREAK UP AGAIN? 332 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,448 SHOULD WE GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT? 333 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,189 - SO WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A PORN? 334 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,538 - IT MIGHT BE LESS OFFENSIVE. 335 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,411 - IT WAS ONE OF THOSE EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENTS 336 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,153 WHEN I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT. 337 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,503 I JUST NEEDED TO BREATHE, SMELL THE OCEAN, 338 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,375 AND ENJOY THE VIEW. 339 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,986 - HI. 340 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,335 I DON'’T MEAN TO BE BOTHERING YOU, 341 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,641 IF THAT'’S WHAT I'’M DOING. 342 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:56,036 - NO, I WAS JUST... LOOKING AROUND. 343 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,298 - PERFECT DAY, HUH? 344 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,475 - YEAH, THE WEATHER'’S NICE. 345 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,172 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 346 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,826 IT... 347 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,697 COULD BE THE PERFECT DAY. 348 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,145 - YOU MUST BE REALLY NERVOUS. 349 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,842 - I'’M GLAD YOU'’RE HERE. 350 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,459 HI. 351 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,506 ARE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, DANIEL DURAND? 352 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,900 - HEY, YO. 353 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,424 I'’M DANNY. - HI. 354 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,306 - OH, I'’M SO STOKED YOU LOOKED ME UP, MATT. 355 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,873 I THINK YOU GOT MY EYES A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT? 356 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,874 HUH, GAB? 357 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,312 - YES, I TOTALLY SEE IT. 358 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,662 - SO... YOU AN ATHLETE, OR WHAT? 359 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,403 I WAS PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT FOOTBALL. 360 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,840 YEAH, I WAS A GOOD RECEIVER, 361 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,105 BUT I WAS MORE INTO SURFING AND SMOKING OUT. 362 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,628 - YEAH, I'’M A SOCCER PLAYER. 363 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,804 - OH, GOOD, GOOD. NICE, MAN. 364 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,849 - YEAH, I'’M HOPING FOR A SCHOLARSHIP 365 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,937 TO COME THROUGH SOON. 366 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:11,981 - AWESOME, MAN, WELL, GOOD. 367 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:12,895 STAY IN SCHOOL, MAN. 368 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,983 THAT'’S A GOOD THING. 369 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,202 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 370 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,725 SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD GONE MYSELF, 371 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,074 BUT I DON'’T KNOW HOW IT WOULD HAVE HELPED 372 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,511 WITH THIS GIG, RIGHT? 373 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,773 HEY, SALUD. 374 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,427 - SALUD. - SALUD. 375 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,692 - I WOULDN'’T NORMALLY TALK TO A DUDE 376 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,607 WHO TRIED TO PICK ME UP ON THE BEACH, 377 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,219 BUT SEEING MATTY GO OFF WITH GABBY WAS A WAKE-UP CALL. 378 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,394 SO YOU'’RE A MARINE. 379 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,265 - YES, MA'’AM, I AM. 380 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,050 I'’M OVER AT CAMP PENDLETON RIGHT NOW, 381 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,748 BUT I SHIP OUT FOR MY FIRST TOUR OF DUTY IN A FEW DAYS. 382 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,619 - SO YOU'’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN THE MARINES? 383 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,404 - YEAH, I HAVE. 384 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,581 AND I ALSO WANTED TO STUDY MARINE BIOLOGY, 385 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,583 AND I KNOW THE SERVICE WILL PAY FOR IT ONCE I GET OUT, 386 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,542 SO I REALLY HOPE I CAN GET INTO SCRIPPS IN SAN DIEGO. 387 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,849 IT'’S THE BEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD. 388 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,851 - BRIAN AND I WERE ABOUT THE SAME AGE, 389 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:56,983 BUT HE SEEMED SO MUCH OLDER. 390 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,462 [phone dings] 391 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,811 HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED OUT OF HIS LIFE 392 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,465 AND HOW HE WAS GONNA GET IT. 393 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,772 TALKING TO HIM MADE ALL MY WORRIES ABOUT COLLEGE, 394 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,078 MY MOM, MATTY, 395 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,428 SEEM SO TRIVIAL. 396 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,517 - I'’M GONNA GO MEET MY BUDDIES IN TOWN. 397 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,476 WE'’RE KIND OF DOWN HERE FOR ONE LAST HURRAH. 398 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,522 BUT... 399 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,654 DO YOU WANT TO SWAP NUMBERS? 400 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,482 I WOULD-- 401 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,657 I WOULD REALLY, REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN 402 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,094 BEFORE WE GO. 403 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,057 - THAT'’S NOT EVEN MY GOOD SIDE, AND IT'’S NOT THE SIDE 404 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,406 FEATURED ON MY WAY BACK TO YOU. 405 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,017 CONTINUITY IS KEY IN GOOD BRANDING. 406 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,714 I'’M PULLING UP THE OLD VIDEO. 407 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,934 - BABE, IT'’S ALL GRACIE ALLEN WHITE NOISE TO ME. 408 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,761 - YOU KNOW, I COULD READ A LITTLE JAPANESE, 409 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:37,937 IF YOU'’D LIKE ME TO TRANSLATE THE COMMENTS. 410 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,373 - YES. 411 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,897 DUDE, YOU'’VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US. 412 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,768 - UH, OOF. 413 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,902 ACTUALLY, PERHAPS I OVER-ESTIMATED MY SKILL SET. 414 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,686 - JESUS, TYLER, DON'’T BE SUCH A PUSSY. 415 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,557 JUST READ IT. 416 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,906 - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW CRUEL 417 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:51,733 PEOPLE CAN BE ON THE INTERNET. 418 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,561 - YEAH. 419 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,301 - WELL, THE OVERALL TENOR OF THESE COMMENTS 420 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,564 IS RATHER, UM, JOCULAR. 421 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,957 - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 422 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,349 - WELL... 423 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,265 "I THINK IT'’S HILARIOUSLY AMATEUR, 424 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,051 AND THE BLOND BOY, HE LOOKS KIND OF LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO." 425 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,183 HE REALLY IS BIG IN JAPAN. 426 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,532 - OH, YEAH, I KNOW. 427 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,926 - "THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE HARAJUKU, 428 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,667 BUT VERY THREE-YEARS-AGO." 429 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,496 - [gasps] THAT'’S ENOUGH, THANK YOU. 430 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,585 GOD, JAKE, HOW DID I GET CAUGHT UP IN YOU AND YOUR 431 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,022 RIDICULOUS NONSENSE AGAIN? - ME? 432 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,893 YOU WERE PRACTICALLY PLANNING TO MOVE TO TOKYO, 433 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,417 PRACTICALLY SHOPPING FOR WEDDING RINGS 434 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,288 AND HYPHENATING LAST NAMES. 435 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:28,248 - WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR FINDING YOU SO RELENTLESSLY ENDEARING. 436 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,729 - GOD, YOU GOT ME SUCKED INTO YOUR VORTEX OF NEED AND GREED. 437 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,731 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING. - IT'’S NOT. 438 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,690 PUT A FORK IN JAKARA, '’CAUSE THIS SHIZ IS TOAST, 439 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,779 AND I'’M OUT. 440 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,999 - SO THIS IS WHERE YOU SMASH YOUR GUITAR, RIGHT? 441 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,436 - PISS OFF. 442 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,917 - I AM SO OUT OF THE WEST COAST, LOSERS. 443 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,745 - HEY, SADITA, TAKE THAT WEST COAST HATE DOWN A NOTCH, 444 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:48,746 OKAY? 445 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,747 SOME OF US LIKE IT HERE. 446 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,966 - SOME OF US ARE STUPID. 447 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,750 - YEAH, SOME OF US ARE, SADITA, 448 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,014 AND RUDE TOO. 449 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,059 - HEY, MAN. GABBY. 450 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,800 WE'’RE GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TO ROSARITO. 451 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,627 - HEY, EVERYONE. 452 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:00,671 I'’M REALLY GLAD TOO. 453 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,847 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 454 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,501 - WELL, KIND OF CRAZY. 455 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,288 WE WENT AND SAW MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 456 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,464 - WOW, INTENSE. 457 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,596 YOU WERE KEEPING THIS A SECRET? 458 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,771 - YEAH. 459 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,077 - IT HAD BEEN OUR SECRET. 460 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,862 - O.M.G., ALL THE FAMILIAL FACTOIDS, STAT. 461 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,255 DID YOU BOND? 462 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,083 DID YOU HUG AND LAUGH AND CRY? 463 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,128 WAS IT AN EMOTIONAL MASH-UP? 464 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,129 DID YOU VIDEO? 465 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,435 - HE WAS A VERY COOL GUY, 466 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,437 AND HE HAD MATTY'’S SMILE. 467 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,786 IT WAS JUST UNCANNY. 468 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,441 I WAS SO GLAD MATTY WANTED ME TO COME. 469 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,704 - YEAH, STILL PROCESSING. 470 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,705 IT WAS COOL. 471 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,055 HE'’S COOL. 472 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,318 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD FOR HIS AGE, YOU KNOW? 473 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,928 - YOU GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 474 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,016 - PROBABLY, YEAH. 475 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,452 IT WAS... 476 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:43,932 EXHAUSTING, ACTUALLY. 477 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:47,022 LOT OF EMOTIONAL STUFF COMING UP. 478 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,110 I'’M REALLY WIPED, 479 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,156 SO I'’M JUST GONNA HIT THE SACK. 480 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,897 I'’M SORRY, JUST HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE, OKAY? 481 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,638 - OKAY. - BYE. 482 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,205 - I COULD TELL HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME 483 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,947 BUT, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, COULDN'’T. 484 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,557 I COULDN'’T HELP FEELING A LITTLE SAD, 485 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,951 BUT I WAS ALSO THINKING ABOUT BRIAN, 486 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,953 ABOUT HOW BIG THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF HIGH SCHOOL 487 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,434 AND PALOS HILLS WAS, 488 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,045 AND HOW SMALL THIS WOULD ALL SOON SEEM. 489 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,353 - SO... 490 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,356 SHOULD WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS? 491 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,053 - WE COULD. 492 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,141 - IF WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS, 493 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,229 LET'’S DO IT LIKE BUNNIES. 494 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,709 THEY'’RE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY. 495 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,014 OR WE COULD GO GET CHURROS. 496 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,321 THEY'’RE GOOD IN MEXICO. 497 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,977 WE CAN...DO ANYTHING WE WANT. 498 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,631 - INDEED WE CAN. 499 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,636 - IT'’S NOT AS FUN LIKE THIS, IS IT? 500 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,508 - WELL, THE PROHIBITION ADDED AN ELEMENT OF DANGER. 501 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,597 - I KNOW, AND NOW IT'’S SO BORING. 502 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,077 THAT'’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 503 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,471 - IT'’S OKAY, LISSA. 504 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,950 - SHOULD WE QUIT WHILE WE'’RE AHEAD? 505 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,691 - I THINK SO. 506 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,779 I'’M SURE OUR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN, 507 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,347 BUT FOR NOW LET'’S PART WITH A KISS. 508 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,526 - DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO YOURSELF, SADIE? 509 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,137 - UM, ALL THE TIME, SERGIO. 510 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,008 I HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE. 511 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,792 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CUT OTHER PEOPLE A BREAK SOMETIME. 512 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,620 - DON'’T MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH 513 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,274 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE HIGHER ASPIRATIONS 514 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,929 THAN GOING TO A J.C. AND WORKING ON A FOOD TRUCK. 515 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,845 - THAT'’S NOT WHY YOU SEEM LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH, SADIE. 516 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,542 AND I THINK YOU'’RE SMART ENOUGH, MISS COLUMBIA U., 517 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,110 TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 518 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,677 - DON'’T GO. 519 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,722 AND DON'’T CALL ME MISS COLUMBIA U. 520 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,985 IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A PAGEANT WHORE. 521 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,076 LOOK, SERGIO, I'’M SORRY. 522 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,904 - YEAH? OKAY. 523 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,254 WHY NOT TRY A LITTLE HARDER TO BE NICE 524 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,994 WHILE YOU GOT ME AROUND, OKAY? 525 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,736 - OKAY, I WILL. 526 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,738 JESUS, YOU'’RE A LOT OF WORK. 527 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,739 - [scoffs] 528 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,007 - WHATEVER AND WHOEVER HAD COME BETWEEN MATTY AND I, 529 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,053 I COULD TELL HE REALLY NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE 530 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,490 WHO UNDERSTOOD ABOUT HIS CRAZY DAY. 531 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,627 [knocking] 532 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,584 - HEY. 533 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,325 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 534 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,892 - I'’M JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU, 535 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:01,025 SEEING HOW YOU'’RE DOING AFTER MEETING YOUR BIO DAD. 536 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,940 - YEAH, I'’M FINE. 537 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,768 - THAT'’S IT? 538 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,467 I MEAN, DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS CLICKED, OR-- 539 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,904 - JEN, I'’M SORRY, BUT GABBY'’S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 540 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:16,127 IF SHE FINDS US AND WE'’RE BOTH, YOU KNOW... 541 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,827 CAN'’T JUST ALWAYS KEEPING FALLING INTO OLD HABITS, RIGHT? 542 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:22,699 OKAY. 543 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,787 - ALL RIGHT. - OH. 544 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,311 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 545 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,924 I HAD HELPED MATTY FIND HIS BIO DAD 546 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,882 AND WANTED TO SHARE HIS JOURNEY WITH HIM, 547 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,101 BUT IF HE DIDN'’T WANT TO SHARE WITH ME, 548 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,930 WELL, I WAS SURPRISINGLY OKAY WITH IT. 549 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,672 IF IT WAS SO EASY FOR HIM TO CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT IN MY FACE, 550 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,456 WELL, I COULD CLOSE THE DOOR ON HIM TOO. 551 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,421 - WHAT YOU GOT HERE, SON, IS A SOULMATE. 552 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,422 - I'’VE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A COUPLE DAYS, 553 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,728 BUT I SEE A STRONG GIRL IN FRONT OF ME, 554 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:52,947 WITH A BIG LIFE AHEAD OF HER. 555 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:53,687 - WELL, HELLO, T. 556 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,992 - HI. 557 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,777 ADAM IS, LIKE, AMAZE-ARAMA. 558 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,953 IT'’S LIKE I LOOK AT HIM AND I FORGET TO TALK. 559 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,390 - HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA? - STOP, MATTY. 560 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,436 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 39786

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