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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,525 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:04,656 - NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP. 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,049 IF WE SEE THE OTHER FLIRTING, 4 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,224 THEN WE SWOOP IN AND STOP IT 5 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,486 LIKE A... - REVERSE WINGMAN. 6 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:12,186 - I'’M NATALIE. COME UPSTAIRS? 7 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,709 - DADDY, WHAT'’S GOING ON? 8 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,102 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MATTY? - HE TOOK OFF 9 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:15,972 WITH SOME OLDER CHICK. 10 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,238 - GREETINGS, PHHSERS! 11 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,805 COME ON DOWN TO THE CAREER FAIR TODAY 12 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,328 AND FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE GOOD REASON 13 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:27,027 TO BE SCARED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS. 14 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,376 - TODAY WAS THE DAY 15 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,986 THAT SCU SENT OUT THEIR ADMISSION DECISIONS. 16 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,857 ANY MINUTE NOW, I'’D RECEIVE AN EMAIL 17 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,816 THAT COULD CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER. 18 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,165 AND THE GREAT THING ABOUT IT? 19 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,427 I WASN'’T SCARED. 20 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:37,733 I'’D KICKED ASS IN MY INTERVIEW 21 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,256 AND ACED THE LAST SEMESTER. 22 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,388 LIFE WAS... 23 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:43,217 - JENNA. HOW'’S IT GOING? 24 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:44,740 - A REAL BITCH SOMETIMES. 25 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,482 - OH, IT'’S--IT'’S OWEN. 26 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,918 WE KISSED ON NEW YEAR'’S EVE. 27 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:51,007 - YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. 28 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,878 - YOU HAD NO IDEA I WENT HERE, DID YOU? 29 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,925 - NOT UNTIL I SAW YOU AT THE CAFETERIA A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 30 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,274 I'’M SORRY. 31 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,015 - BUT I'’M ONLY TWO GRADES BELOW YOU. 32 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,583 - WOW! DID YOU GO THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT? 33 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,063 - A BIG ONE, LAST SUMMER. 34 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,674 YEAH, IT WAS, UH, VERY PAINFUL. 35 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,763 SO LISTEN, UM, YOU KNOW HOW YOU TOLD ME 36 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:11,506 THAT YOU WISHED YOU KNEW MORE ABOUT CLASSICAL MUSIC? 37 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,203 - SURE. 38 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,509 - COOL. WELL, I, UM... 39 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,555 GOT YOU THE PERFECT BOOK TO READ. 40 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,296 - WOW. 41 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,384 THANK YOU, OWEN. 42 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,604 THAT IS SO SWEET. 43 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,262 OKAY, WELL, I, UH-- I BETTER GET RUNNING. 44 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,742 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH, TALK SOON, I HOPE. 45 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,918 - MM-HMM. 46 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,356 - HEY! 47 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,009 WHATCHA READING? 48 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,489 - IT'’S NOTHING. 49 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,621 - OH, COME ON, LET ME SEE IT. 50 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,057 - NO. - LET ME SEE IT. 51 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,145 - NO. - LET ME SEE. 52 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,060 - STOP IT! STOP-- - WHAT-- 53 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,018 "CRACKING THE CLASSICS: 54 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:49,631 MOZART, BACH, AND CHOPIN FOR BEGINNERS." 55 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,242 NEVER PEGGED YOU FOR A MUSIC GEEK. 56 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,940 - YEAH, IT'’S FOR SCHOOL. GIVE IT BACK. 57 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,727 - SURE, SURE. TALK TO YOU LATER. 58 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,424 - I FELT BAD KEEPING OWEN A SECRET, 59 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,034 BUT I DIDN'’T WANT MATTY TO FIND OUT 60 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,819 THAT I HAD BROKEN OUR NO HOOK-UP PLEDGE. 61 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,474 AND OWEN WAS SO YOUNG, A SOPHOMORE, 62 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,519 WHICH WOULD MAKE ME A COUGAR 63 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,043 AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17. 64 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,741 [school bell rings] 65 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:16,658 T, YOU EXCITED ABOUT HEARING FROM SCU? 66 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,747 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS DAY SINCE PRESCHOOL. 67 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,575 - EXCITED? I'’M A KANYE MESS. 68 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,229 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, 69 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,274 I PUKED ALL OVER MY CHANCES OF GETTING INTO SCU. 70 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:25,754 LITERALLY. 71 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,582 - OKAY, SO YOU PUKED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW. 72 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,105 NO BIG DEAL. 73 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,020 YOU HAVE A 7.0 GPA. 74 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,413 - 5.2 WEIGHTED. 75 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,937 BUT IT DOESN'’T MATTER. I'’M TOAST. 76 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,373 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU KILLED IT. 77 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,245 THEY LOVED YOU. 78 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,072 YOUR ACCEPTANCE IS PRACTICALLY SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, BABY. 79 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:41,117 [phone chimes] 80 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,162 - OH, MY GOD! 81 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,728 I GOT INTO SCU! 82 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:46,035 - SHUT UP, I GOT IN TOO! 83 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,255 - O TO ALL THE MOTHER-EFFING Gs--I'’M IN! 84 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,691 JENNA? 85 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,607 - UM, DOES ANYONE ELSE NOT HAVE A SIGNAL? 86 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,826 [phones beeping and chiming] 87 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,480 I'’M GONNA GO OUTSIDE TO GET A BETTER SIGNAL. 88 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,267 MY RECEPTION WAS FINE. 89 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,880 IT WAS MY FUTURE THAT WAS IN THE DEAD ZONE. 90 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,495 [typing] 91 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,064 - JENNA, THAT'’S B-A-N-A-N-A-S 92 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,674 THAT YOU HAVEN'’T HEARD FROM SCU YET. 93 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,154 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM? 94 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,373 I HAVE THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE PHONE NUMBER. 95 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:20,765 - IT'’S OKAY. I CAN WAIT. 96 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,028 - HA. MY FIRST ACCEPTANCE. 97 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,508 THANK GOD I'’M TAMARA KA-PLANNER 98 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,118 AND THOUGHT TO SEND NOTES TO SCU 99 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,686 FROM MY GP, OBGYN, AND MY PSYCHOLOGIST 100 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:31,036 EXPLAINING THAT THE REASON I WAS SO CRAY DURING MY INTERVIEW 101 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,473 IS '’CAUSE OF MY OSGOOD-SCHLATTER'’S. 102 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,562 - WHAT'’S OSGOOD-SCHLATTER'’S? 103 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,128 - NO IDEA, BUT IT TOTES WORKED. 104 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,695 NOW I CAN FINALLY GO ON SNOOZE CRUISE CONTROL 105 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,349 AND GET BACK TO MY [bleep] IT LIST. 106 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,264 - WHAT'’S LEFT ON THERE? - STUFF THAT WOULD EFF UP 107 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,005 MY FLAWLESS PERMANENT RECORD. 108 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:45,877 O.M.G., MAYBE TODAY WILL FINALLY BE THE DAY 109 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,618 I GET MY FIRST DETENTION. 110 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,968 COME ON, JENNA, LET'’S GO BE TEEN TRASH TOGETHER. 111 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,448 - UH, RAIN CHECK. 112 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,189 I'’M NOT REALLY FEELING SO GOOD. 113 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,235 [school bell rings] 114 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,367 MOM, CAN YOU PICK ME UP? 115 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,890 I THINK I'’M SICK. 116 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,980 - YEAH, YOU DO LOOK AWFUL. 117 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,461 - MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 118 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,984 - I TOLD YOU, HONEY. 119 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,682 WE'’RE HELPING OUT AT THE CAREER FAIR. 120 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,249 I'’M PASSING OUT MAPS. 121 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,338 - AND I'’M TALKING ABOUT THE WINDOW BIZ. 122 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,991 YOU CAN'’T LEAVE. 123 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,733 WHO'’S GONNA HELP ME HOLD UP THIS GORGEOUS GAL? 124 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,345 - GORGEOUS AND AN OFFER TO STANFORD. 125 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,085 IT'’S GOOD TO BE GABBY. 126 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:22,044 - I'’D RATHER BE ME AND IVY LEAGUE. 127 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:24,873 - HEY, GABBY. 128 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,744 - NOT NOW. 129 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,356 - WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'’S A SCORE FOR MATTY MCKIBBEN. 130 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,532 - NOT EVEN IN THE GAME, JACOB. 131 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,273 - YEAH, THAT'’S WHAT I SAY WHEN I GET DISSED TOO. 132 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,449 - YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND WASN'’T A PSYCHO. 133 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,668 OKAY, NOT AS PSYCHO. 134 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,149 SHE'’S HOT, BUT I'’M NOT LOOKING. 135 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,542 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I HAD CLASS WITH HER ONCE. 136 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:42,934 SHE SEEMED KINDA STUCK-UP TO ME. 137 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,327 - KIND OF? 138 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,024 SHE IS THE QUEEN OF INTIMIDATION NATION-- 139 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:49,245 THOSE SMART JOCK BITCHES WHO SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE 140 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,768 OBSESSED WITH ATHLETICS 141 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:53,249 AND ACTING SUPERIOR TO THOSE WHO AREN'’T. 142 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:54,859 - COME ON, MAGIC MATTY. 143 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,470 TIME TO DUST OFF THE WAND. 144 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,037 - THE INTIMIDATION NATION ONLY DATE COLLEGE GUYS. 145 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,909 YOU DON'’T STAND A CHANCE. 146 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:03,172 - REALLY. IS THAT SO? 147 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,566 THAT IS QUITE THE NICE STROKE YOU GOT THERE. 148 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,263 IT'’S MATTY. 149 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:10,135 - I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MCKIBBEN. 150 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,833 - POOR MCKITTEN. 151 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:16,490 LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT HER BALL AND YOURS. 152 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,800 - SO, JENNA, WHEN I'’M ENLIGHTENING YOUR PEEPS 153 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,802 ON THE SYNERGY OF STYLE AND ENERGY SAVINGS 154 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,109 OF DOUBLE-HUNG SASH WINDOWS, 155 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,719 YOU HOLD UP THIS SAMPLE, OKAY? 156 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,417 - YEAH, SURE. 157 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,854 - HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 158 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,595 - ACTUALLY, DAD, ABOUT SCU-- 159 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,727 - WAIT, LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVEN'’T HEARD BACK YET. 160 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,295 WELL, DON'’T WORRY, I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LATE TOO. 161 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,558 DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING. - J! 162 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,908 - HEY, VALERIE, QUICK QUESTION. 163 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,171 DO COLLEGES EVER CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER A REJECTION? 164 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,260 I'’M JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 165 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,262 - OH. NO, NEVER. 166 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,309 NO, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA. 167 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:56,704 - THEN I WAS SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC. 168 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,923 - HEY, JENNA. 169 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,577 UH, WHEN YOU'’RE DONE WITH THAT BOOK, 170 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,840 WOULD YOU WANNA GO SEE SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC WITH ME? 171 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,060 - I CAN'’T GO OUT WITH YOU, OWEN. 172 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,844 - BUT WHY? 173 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,455 I MEAN, I JUST KINDA THOUGHT THAT YOU LIKED ME, 174 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,021 AND, I MEAN, WE HAD FUN TOGETHER, DIDN'’T WE? 175 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,807 - WE DID AND I DO, BUT-- - BUT WHAT? 176 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,896 - I CAN'’T REALLY GIVE YOU A GOOD REASON, OKAY? 177 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,376 EXCEPT FOR THAT SOMETIMES 178 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,812 THINGS DON'’T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANT 179 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,335 NO MATTER HOW BADLY YOU WANT THEM TOO. 180 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:21,163 IT DOESN'’T MATTER IF YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF 181 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,730 OR YOU GIVE AN AMAZING INTERVIEW 182 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,079 OR YOU HAVE AN ALUM PARENT. 183 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,341 YOU CAN STILL GET REJECTED, OKAY? 184 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,864 AND THAT'’S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 185 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,518 IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE. 186 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:31,478 AND I'’M SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN'’T HELP IT. 187 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,141 - HEY. 188 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,492 HEY, I HEARD YOU ALREADY SIGNED A LETTER OF INTENT 189 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,841 TO PLAY TENNIS AT STANFORD. 190 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,670 THAT'’S HUGE. CONGRATS. 191 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:52,499 - IT'’S CUTE THAT YOU THINK FLATTERING ME 192 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,675 WILL MAKE ME WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 193 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,372 - "CUTE"? 194 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:57,982 DOES THAT MEAN IT'’S WORKING? 195 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,593 - NOPE. 196 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,335 - STRIKE TWO, BUDDY. 197 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,076 - HEY, KIDS. 198 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,297 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE A PHHS ALUM. 199 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,907 SHE IS BRILLIANT. 200 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,822 SHE IS SUCCESSFUL. 201 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:12,954 SHE'’S GOT A GREAT SET OF GAMS. 202 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:16,000 SHE'’S...ME, VALERIE MARKS. 203 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,262 [laughs] [students groan] 204 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,874 OH, HOW I WISH THAT WERE TRUE. 205 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,485 IT'’S CORPORATE LAWYER, NATALIE THOMPSON. 206 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,403 - THANKS, VAL. IT'’S TRULY AN HONOR 207 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:28,752 TO BE BACK AT PHHS. 208 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,322 - WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'’T UNDERSTAND 209 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:36,673 ABOUT PEOPLE WHO BROKER AND INSTALL CUSTOM WINDOWS 210 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,067 IS THAT WE'’RE VERY CREATIVE. 211 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,417 [ahem] 212 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:44,202 MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, JENNA, ACTING AS MY ASSISTANT TODAY. 213 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,900 SHE MIGHT EVEN WANT TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY BUSINESS 214 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,772 AFTER SHE GRADUATES FROM MY ALMA MATER, SCU. 215 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,252 RIGHT, HONEY? 216 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,428 NOW WHAT WINDOW DO YOU THINK WOULD LOOK BETTER 217 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,299 IN A RANCH STYLE HOME? 218 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,954 THIS ONE OR... THIS ONE? 219 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,608 - LAME. 220 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:02,525 I THOUGHT THIS WAS MICROSOFT WINDOWS. 221 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,616 - TAKE A YEAR OFF AFTER HIGH SCHOOL 222 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,052 AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST 223 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:11,012 IN SUPER FUN PLACES LIKE UGANDA AND DETROIT. 224 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,709 [sighs] 225 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,406 I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE COME EXPERIENCE HELL TENT 226 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,626 AND WANT TO BECOME MISSIONARIES LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY. 227 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,063 [ominous organ chords] 228 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,370 - IT'’S QUITE A FASCINATING RITUAL. 229 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,241 - IT'’S NOT A RITUAL. HELL TENT SHOWS NON-BELIEVERS 230 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,940 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AFTERLIFE IF YOU DON'’T ACCEPT J.C. 231 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,724 [inhales] I PLAY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL 232 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,379 WHO STEERS THEM ON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. 233 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,555 - ACTUALLY, THERE'’S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS, CUPCAKE. 234 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:36,820 [ominous organ chords] 235 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:42,870 [drums beating] 236 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,698 - [grunts] 237 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:47,570 - NOW, KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 238 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,225 WHEN YOU'’RE UNABLE TO RESIST TYLER. 239 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:53,750 OOPS, I MEAN LUST. 240 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,319 - YOU SHALL HATE THE WHORE AND MAKE HER, LIKE, 241 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,277 REALLY DESOLATE. 242 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:02,977 THEN YOU'’LL EAT HER FLESH AND BURN HER WITH FIRE? 243 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,109 EW, THAT'’S NOT GOING TO REALLY HAPPEN TO ME, IS IT? 244 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,807 - WE'’LL SEE. 245 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,244 AND THIS IS JESUS CHRIST. 246 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,726 [dramatic music] 247 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,815 - IF THOU SHALT DISOBEY ME EVER, 248 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:17,426 I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ALL GO TO HELL. 249 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,863 SO DON'’T SWEAR, DON'’T DRINK, 250 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:23,519 AND NEVER, EVER WEAR THOSE HORRIFIC OUTFITS 251 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,739 IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN. 252 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,741 JESUS SAYS, "YOU'’RE WELCOME." 253 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,133 - GOSH, 254 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,005 WHERE'’S YOUR FATHER WHEN YOU NEED HIM? 255 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:34,138 - HONEY, SWEETHEART, I AM SO SORRY I'’M LATE. 256 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:36,097 THAT MASSAGE WAS SO DEEP, 257 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,838 I JUST DOZED OFF RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE. 258 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:40,057 - I'’M JUST GLAD YOU MADE IT. 259 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,276 DO YOU LIKE MY COSTUME? 260 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,277 IT'’S CUTE, HUH? 261 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,626 - SURE, SURE. 262 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,367 BUT, TYLER, WOWZA! 263 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,151 YOU MUST BE LUST. 264 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,805 - INDEED I AM. 265 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,459 - DOESN'’T HE FIT THE PART PERFECTLY? 266 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,897 OH, HERE, TYLER. SPRAY ON SOME OIL. 267 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:57,248 LUST SHOULD BE ALL HOT AND SWEATY. 268 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,990 [giggles] 269 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,688 - LISSA, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR MOM 270 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,820 THAT YOUR DAD IS A BIG GAY GAY? 271 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,430 - THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING, SADIE. 272 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,432 I THINK HE WAS JUST CONFUSED. 273 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,914 - CAN'’T BE EASY TO COME OUT TO A JUDGMENTAL SLORE LIKE YOUR MOM. 274 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,568 - MY MOM'’S NOT JUDGMENTAL. 275 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,396 SHE JUST KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG. 276 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:17,007 - SHE'’S PUNISHING YOU FOR HAVING FEELINGS FOR TYLER 277 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:21,011 WHEN THERE'’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 278 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,535 AND I THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS [bleep] UP. 279 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,321 - AS A WOMAN, IT CAN BE DIFFICULT 280 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,062 BEING IN AN ALL-BOYS CLUB. 281 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:32,501 BUT IN THE END, HARD WORK IS WHAT WILL BRING YOU SUCCESS, 282 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,763 NOT YOUR GENDER. 283 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,681 - I GOT TO GO. 284 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,814 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 285 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,859 - JAKE? 286 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,252 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 287 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,601 YOU STALKING ME? 288 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,689 - [chuckles] 289 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,258 NO, I, UM...I HAVE A BOOTH. 290 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,346 - REALLY? WHERE? 291 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,261 - UM... 292 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:56,525 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY WOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL SPEECH. 293 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,614 AND AS A FELLOW FEMINIST IN THE STRUGGLE, 294 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:02,531 I APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BAD-ASS. 295 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,012 AND YOU, MR. ROSATI, 296 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,230 I'’LL BE SEEING IN DETENTION LATER. 297 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,624 PANTSING A FRESHMAN IN GYM CLASS? 298 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,670 VERY ORIGINAL. 299 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,630 - UH...I KNOW YOU MUST BE 300 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,458 REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW, 301 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:20,810 BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. I-- 302 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,985 - WE CAN'’T TALK HERE. 303 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,859 MEET ME AT MY CAR IN AN HOUR. 304 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,338 - WAS THAT YOUR NEW YEAR'’S MILF? 305 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,862 - OH, YEAH. 306 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,386 - I THINK YOU'’RE THE ONE WITH A LITTLE CRUSH. 307 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,604 [chuckles] 308 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,652 - JENNA, THAT AUTHOR, SAMANTHA PERRY, IS HERE. 309 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,828 SHE WENT TO PHHS AND SCU. 310 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,003 AREN'’T YOU A FAN OF HERS? 311 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:43,180 - YES. DAD, PLEASE SPARE ME. 312 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,966 - I CAN SPARE ME. LET'’S GO. 313 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,275 - SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF 314 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,060 THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, '’CAUSE I JUST DID THREE THINGS 315 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,105 ON MY [bleep] IT LIST AT ONCE. [chuckles] 316 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,411 CUT CLASS, CHECK. 317 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,978 BREAK DRESS CODE, CHECK. 318 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,631 AND SMOKE AN E-CIG IN THE SANCTUARY, 319 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,894 HELL, YEAH, CHECK. 320 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:04,332 OH. HI, MR. AND MRS. HAMILTON. 321 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,291 SO, JENNA, IS SCU STILL BEING A DISTANT DIVA? 322 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:13,123 - HEY. MY DAUGHTER JENNA, TWO Ns, LOVES YOUR WORK. 323 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,908 SHE WANTS TO BE A WRITER JUST LIKE YOU 324 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,736 WHEN SHE GROWS UP. - MOM, STOP. 325 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,433 - AW, THAT'’S GREAT. 326 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,652 - SHE'’S PLANNING ON STUDYING CREATIVE WRITING AT SCU. 327 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,132 - YEAH! - OH, WOW. 328 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,655 THEY HAVE AN INCREDIBLE PROGRAM. 329 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,614 THEY WHIPPED MY BUTT INTO SHAPE. 330 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,485 - OH, [chuckles] - MOM, STOP. 331 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,271 - "DEAR, JENNA, CONGRATS ON SCU." [chuckles] 332 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,141 - ISN'’T THAT SWEET? 333 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,795 - I DIDN'’T GET IN, OKAY? 334 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:36,407 I DIDN'’T GET IN TO SCU. 335 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,544 - OH, NO, YOUR FRIEND AND NOW YOU TOO? 336 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,807 OH, BUMMER. 337 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,031 - WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL US ABOUT SCU? 338 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,598 - UH, THAT'’S WHY. THAT'’S WHY I DIDN'’T TELL YOU. 339 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:54,686 BECAUSE THE LOOK DAD'’S GIVING ME. 340 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,123 - WHAT LOOK? 341 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:59,866 - THE LOOK OF UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT. 342 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,650 - JENNA, I'’M SO SORRY. 343 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,173 I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'’T GET IN. 344 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,001 - ME EITHER. YOU PUKED ON SOMEONE'’S DESK 345 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,133 AND YOU MADE THE CUT. 346 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,221 DOESN'’T SEEM FAIR, DOES IT? 347 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,875 - SLOW YOUR ROLL, COWGIRL. 348 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,094 I WORKED MY TYPE-A ASS OFF FOR FOUR YEARS. 349 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,966 YOU JUST GOT YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER FOUR MONTHS AGO. 350 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,576 - SORRY, I COULDN'’T TELL IF IT WAS THE FOUR YEARS 351 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,013 OF HARD WORK OR THE BS DOCTOR NOTES YOU SENT IN. 352 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,841 - OKAY, I'’M GOING TO GO BEFORE YOU SAY 353 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:19,929 SOMETHING ELSE YOU'’LL REGRET. 354 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,757 CALL ME WHEN YOU CALM DOWN. 355 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,802 - YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. 356 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,890 - I CAN'’T, TYLER! 357 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,195 SADIE'’S RIGHT. 358 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,458 EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS A GIANT LIAR. 359 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,508 - CHILDREN, WHERE ARE YOU? 360 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,858 A NEW CROP OF SINNERS HAVE ARRIVED. 361 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,166 - SORRY. 362 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,690 TYLER AND I HAD TO... GO POTTY. 363 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,041 - THAT'’S IT. 364 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,521 IF YOU WON'’T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS, 365 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,653 YOU'’RE GOING TO A CHRISTIAN BOARDING SCHOOL, 366 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,960 WHERE YOU WILL LISTEN TO GOD. 367 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,053 - I'’M SORRY IF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TYLER UPSETS YOU GUYS. 368 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,881 BUT I'’D RATHER GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL 369 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,405 THAN NOT BE OPEN ABOUT THE PERSON I LOVE. 370 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,452 A LIFE WHERE YOU CAN'’T BE HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE 371 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:09,196 IS LIKE LIVING IN A STUPID HELL TENT OF YOUR OWN MAKING. 372 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,419 - LOVEBUN, THERE'’S SOMETHING I'’VE GOT TO TELL YOU. 373 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,030 - WHAT IS IT, JOE? 374 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,466 - WELL... 375 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,816 WOW, THIS IS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 376 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,731 - FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, JUST SAY IT, DARLING. 377 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,254 - SATAN HAS MADE ME AFFLICTED 378 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,387 WITH A VERY POWERFUL ATTRACTION TO MEN. 379 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,084 BUT DON'’T WORRY. 380 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,260 BECAUSE I HAVE DECIDED TO ATTEND A CHRISTIAN RETREAT 381 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,872 WHERE THEY CAN CURE HOMOSEXUALITY. 382 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,090 BECAUSE I'’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES 383 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,483 TO KEEP THIS FAMILY TOGETHER. 384 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,789 EVEN IF IT MEANS SPENDING HOURS OF REPENTANCE 385 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,531 WITH OTHER WAYWARD MEN. 386 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,881 - [sobs] 387 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,406 - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. HEY, 388 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,322 I'’LL BE A MISSIONARY. 389 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,238 IT'’LL BE FUN. 390 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,635 - HEY. 391 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,680 - HEY. 392 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,203 - CAN I SIT DOWN? 393 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,596 - SURE. 394 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,514 - I KNOW YOU'’RE BUMMED YOU DIDN'’T GET INTO SCU. 395 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,385 BUT HERE'’S THE SILVER LINING: 396 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,258 ALL THE PAIN YOU'’RE FEELING WILL FUEL YOUR WRITING. 397 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,651 - BUT HOW MUCH PAIN IS A WRITER SUPPOSED TO TAKE? 398 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,827 I MEAN, I'’M NOT EVEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL YET, 399 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,742 AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I'’VE HAD MY FILL. 400 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,353 - [chuckles] A LOT. 401 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,269 BEING A PROFESSIONAL WRITER IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE. 402 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,227 IT'’S FILLED WITH NEVER-ENDING REJECTION. 403 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,229 ONLY AN INSANE PERSON WOULD PURSUE IT. 404 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,406 BUT GUESS WHAT? I DIDN'’T HAVE A CHOICE. 405 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,713 TELLING STORIES IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW 406 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:35,108 TO MAKE SENSE OF THE WORLD AROUND ME. 407 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:38,111 DON'’T YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY? 408 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,460 - YEAH, I GUESS I DO. 409 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,158 - THEN YOU'’RE GOING TO BE FINE. 410 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,856 I'’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU, JENNA. 411 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,469 - THANK YOU. 412 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,384 - LISTEN, JAKE, IF I HAD KNOWN 413 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,299 YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, I NEVER WOULD HAVE KISSED YOU. 414 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,691 - I'’M SORRY FOR NOT TELLING YOU. 415 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,607 [chuckles] IT'’S JUST YOU'’RE SO HOT. 416 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,958 I-I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 417 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,568 - YOU'’RE A GOOD-LOOKING YOUNG MAN. 418 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,179 I JUST CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU'’RE SO YOUNG. 419 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,615 - I'’M NOT THAT YOUNG. I'’M 18. 420 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,922 BUT I GET IT, AND I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 421 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,576 - WAIT, YOU'’RE 18? 422 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,707 - YEAH. 423 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,622 - OH, THANK GOD. 424 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,276 - OH, THAT MEANS WE CAN'’T GET IN TROUBLE, RIGHT? 425 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:17,454 - LEGALLY WE'’RE FINE. MORALLY...EH. 426 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,633 - WHAT? 427 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,808 COME ON. 428 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,158 - OH, SCREW IT. 429 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,904 - THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME. 430 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:36,038 - YEAH, NO WORRIES. 431 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,040 ARE YOU OKAY? 432 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,868 YOU SEEM A LITTLE BUMMED. 433 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,392 - YEAH, I GUESS I'’VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE DOWN ON MYSELF LATELY. 434 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,872 - YEAH, ME TOO. 435 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:47,180 IN FACT, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 436 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,965 WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 437 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:50,966 - DON'’T PLAY DUMB. 438 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,533 - I'’M NOT. 439 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,882 - YOU KNOW WHY. 440 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,405 BECAUSE YOU'’RE MATTY MCKIBBEN. 441 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,885 - THANKS, BUT APPARENTLY 442 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,408 THAT'’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GABBY. 443 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,149 - YOU MEAN INTIMIDATION NATION GABBY? 444 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,542 - OKAY, IS THERE LIKE A CLUB 445 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,283 WHERE YOU GUYS MEET AND NAME EVERYTHING? 446 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,025 - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'’T DOING RELATIONSHIPS THIS YEAR. 447 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,548 - WHO SAID RELATIONSHIPS? 448 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,245 I CAN BARELY GET THE GIRL TO TALK TO ME. 449 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,639 I MEAN, WHAT THE [bleep]? 450 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,684 I MEAN, DID I PEAK JUNIOR YEAR OR SOMETHING? 451 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,383 [chuckles] 452 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,211 - MATTY, I DIDN'’T GET INTO SCU. 453 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,127 - AW, I'’M SORRY. 454 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,737 I THINK THEY GET THEIR ANSWERS OUT SO EARLY 455 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,348 BECAUSE THEY JUST TOSS A COIN. 456 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,220 COME ON, YOU HAVEN'’T EVEN HEARD FROM THE BEST SCHOOLS YET. 457 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,569 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 458 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,701 I REALLY THINK YOU DODGED A BULLET. 459 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,399 - WHY? 460 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,617 - DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR SCHOOL MASCOT? 461 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,228 IT'’S A FRICKING MOTH. 462 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:38,927 HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT? [chuckles] 463 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,885 - WELL, THANKS. 464 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,974 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? - I CAN'’T. 465 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,238 I WILL BE AT HOME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 466 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,979 HOW TO GET MY SWAG BACK. 467 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,459 - OKAY. 468 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,722 WELL, I'’LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 469 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,246 - BYE. 470 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,986 - ♪ I CAN PREACH 471 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,859 ♪ TAKE ME WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO ♪ 472 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,166 - WITH NO PLANS OF PLATONIC MATTY DISTRACTION, 473 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,602 IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON 474 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,300 AND PUSH EJECT ON THIS DAY OF REJECTION. 475 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,785 - YES, HER NAME IS JENNA WITH TWO Ns. 476 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,439 I'’D LIKE TO TALK TO THE DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS, PLEASE. 477 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,572 - YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE, BUDDY. BIG. 478 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,661 - MOM, DAD, PUT THE PHONE DOWN NOW. 479 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,406 - LOOK, WE'’RE SORRY, HONEY. WE DIDN'’T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU. 480 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,061 WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'’T GET IN. 481 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,585 - I WISH I COULD SEND THAT ADMISSIONS BOARD 482 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,153 A BIG STEAMING PILE OF [bleep]! 483 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,199 - YOU GUYS, IT'’S OKAY. 484 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,418 IT'’S NOT SCU'’S FAULT, IT'’S MINE. 485 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,943 LET'’S BE HONEST, MY JUNIOR YEAR GRADES WERE NOT GREAT, 486 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,902 AND I DIDN'’T HAVE ANY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES 487 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,512 UNTIL THIS YEAR. 488 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,079 I UNDERSTAND THEIR DECISION. 489 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:47,169 SO THANK YOU, DAD, FOR DRIVING ME UP TO CAMPUS 490 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,736 AND SHOWING ME AROUND 491 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:52,305 AND, MOM, FOR BEING THERE AND SUPPORTING ME. 492 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,395 NOW, LET'’S JUST FORGET IT, OKAY? 493 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,484 - [sniffs] 494 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,138 - WOW, I'’M SO PROUD OF YOU. 495 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,706 YOU'’RE HANDLING THIS REJECTION VERY WELL. 496 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,274 - WELL, IF I'’M GOING TO BE A WRITER, 497 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:09,060 I BETTER GET USED TO IT. 498 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,933 IT WAS THEN THAT I REALIZED REJECTION IS EASIER TO ACCEPT 499 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,197 WHEN YOU'’RE HONEST WITH YOURSELF ABOUT THE REASONS WHY. 500 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,287 AND I KNEW SOMEONE WHO REALLY DESERVED SOME CLARITY. 501 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,984 LISTEN, I'’M SORRY TO BE SUCH A STALKER 502 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,638 AND SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE LIKE THIS, 503 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,987 BUT I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU AT SCHOOL-- 504 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,251 - JENNA, IT'’S--IT'’S OKAY. WHAT'’S UP? 505 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,776 - I'’M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER. 506 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,518 I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY AND I TOOK IT OUT ON YOU, 507 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,824 AND YOU DIDN'’T DESERVE THAT. 508 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,696 - WHAT HAPPENED? 509 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:39,395 - I DIDN'’T GET INTO SCU. 510 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,919 - OH, MAN, I-I'’M SORRY. 511 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,660 - IT'’S FINE. 512 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,967 I HAVE ACCEPTED IT AND I'’M MOVING ON. 513 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,187 - GOOD. YOU CAN'’T LET SOME DUMB PEOPLE 514 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,319 ON A COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE BOARD HAVE, LIKE, 515 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,973 TOTAL POWER OVER YOUR FEELINGS. 516 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:55,324 - IT'’S HARD NOT TO. - JENNA, I'’VE BEEN TOLD "NO" 517 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,326 MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT. 518 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,676 LIKE, PRETTY RECENTLY. 519 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,549 SO, YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS FOR A MINUTE, 520 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,204 BUT THEN, I DON'’T KNOW, I GET A FEELING 521 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,683 THAT IT'’LL ALL WORK OUT. 522 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:15,997 AND I'’M NOT JUST GONNA STOP GOING AFTER THE THINGS I WANT. 523 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,434 SO YOU SHOULDN'’T EITHER, OKAY? 524 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,915 - I WON'’T. I PROMISE. 525 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:21,916 - OKAY. 526 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:28,009 - WHOA. WHO KNEW OWEN WAS THIS CONFIDENT? 527 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,967 IT FELT SO GOOD TO HAVE HIM BELIEVE IN ME. 528 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,101 IT FELT...SO GOOD. 529 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,408 WOW, REALLY GOOD. 530 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,367 - ♪ I'’LL GET YOU STARTED ♪ 531 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,327 ♪ WE CAN'’T STAY BROKENHEARTED ♪ 532 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,375 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 533 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,855 - SENIOR BONFIRE TONIGHT. 534 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,248 - THE GUYS KEEP A "HOT OR NOT" LIST 535 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,640 IN A BIG BOOK CALLED "THE PHONE BOOK." 536 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,641 - WHAT JERK HATE-RATED YOU? 537 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,729 - YOU CODED ME? 538 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,165 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 539 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,602 - TOO BAD HITTING THAT 540 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,168 WOULD BE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO COUGAR TOWN. 541 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,735 - WELL, APPARENTLY ALL I AM TO YOU IS A NUMBER. 542 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,128 - I MADE A DUDE DATABASE 543 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,869 WITH EVERY GUY AT PHSS'’S PROFILE PIC. 544 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,132 I'’M GONNA HATE-RATE THE [bleep] OUTTA THESE JOCKOFFS. 39261

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