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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:04,352 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,744 - YOU LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'’RE NOT PREGNANT. 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,355 YOU'’RE NOT ANYTHING. AND IF YOU EVER COME BACK HERE, 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,443 THEN I WILL TELL EVERYBODY THE TRUTH. 5 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:09,748 - I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW WE ENDED THINGS. 6 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:11,359 - HE SAID I WAS A GOOD PERSON. 7 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,274 - THAT SON OF A BITCH. 8 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,058 - JENNA, I'’M SORRY FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU. 9 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,630 - NEW YEAR'’S EVE-- 10 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:22,718 A NIGHT FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE TO THE OLD 11 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:23,762 AND HELLO TO THE NEW. 12 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,242 "THE OLD" BEING PSYCHO EVA 13 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,765 WHO ALMOST DESTROYED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MATTY 14 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,985 WHILE SABOTAGING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LUKE. 15 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,031 YET, IT WAS HIGH TIME TO USHER IN THE NEW 16 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,467 WITH A QUIET NIGHT AT HOME. 17 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,296 JUST ME, MATTY, AND A BOTTLE OF CHEAP CHAMPAGNE. 18 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,645 - ARE YOU HAVING SOME ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS 19 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:37,994 I DON'’T KNOW ABOUT? 20 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,256 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOU AND MATTY. 21 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,518 - IT IS. 22 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,216 - OH. - IT'’S NOT LIKE THAT. 23 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,434 WE'’RE JUST FRIENDS. 24 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:44,827 MATTY ASKED TO COME OVER TONIGHT 25 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,524 AND I THOUGHT I'’D MAKE IT SPECIAL 26 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:48,439 SINCE THIS IS OUR LAST NEW YEAR'’S EVE TOGETHER. 27 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,180 - WAIT, IF IT'’S JUST YOU AND MATTY, 28 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,400 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AT MIDNIGHT? 29 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,097 ARE YOU GONNA KISS? - NO. 30 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,707 THAT'’S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 31 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:56,708 - ALL I'’M SAYING IS YOU'’RE BOTH SINGLE 32 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,406 AND ON THE REBOUND. 33 00:00:58,406 --> 00:00:59,929 HE MAY HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA OF WHAT'’S GONNA HAPPEN. 34 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,365 [phone chimes] 35 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,280 YOUR FATHER KEEPS DRUNK-DIALING ME. 36 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,847 HE SHOULD'’VE JUST GONE 37 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:06,327 TO ALLY'’S PARTY WITH ME INSTEAD OF BRO-ING OUT 38 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:09,373 AT SOME STUPID FOOTBALL GAME. 39 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,027 HI, HON. 40 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:14,857 I KNOW I'’M HOTTER THAN THOSE CHEERLEADERS! 41 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:17,599 - WOULD MATTY REALLY EXPECT A KISS AT MIDNIGHT? 42 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,209 IS THAT WHY HE INVITED HIMSELF OVER? 43 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,516 I HIGHLY DOUBTED IT, BUT WHEN IT CAME TO MATTY, 44 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:22,995 I'’D BEEN WRONG BEFORE. 45 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,954 [phone buzzes] 46 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,173 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 47 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,044 - "HAPPY"? HAPPY? 48 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,524 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR 49 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,003 WHEN YOU'’VE ABANDONED ME LIKE A BABY 50 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,179 IN A DUMPSTER OUTSIDE OF PROM? 51 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,354 - I'’M SORRY. 52 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,138 MATTY WANTED A QUIET NIGHT IN. 53 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,357 I DON'’T THINK HE'’S READY TO DEAL 54 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,185 WITH PEOPLE ASKING HIM ABOUT EVA. 55 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,230 - MAYBE HE CAN CHOOSE ANOTHER NIGHT TO PLAY J.D. SALINGER? 56 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,884 ONE THAT WON'’T MAKE MY NEW YEAR'’S AULD LANGSUCK. 57 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:43,494 - IT'’S NOT JUST HIM. 58 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,366 I THOUGHT I'’D BE SPENDING TONIGHT WITH LUKE. 59 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,890 JUST NOT UP TO PARTYING RIGHT NOW. 60 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,936 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, ROLL SOLO TO YOGURTLAND? 61 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:51,937 [doorbell rings] 62 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,678 - OKAY, HEY, I GOTTA GO. 63 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,245 MATTY'’S HERE, BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, 64 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,247 AND I'’LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. 65 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,250 [dreamy music] 66 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,556 ♪ 67 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,732 [both mumbling, laughing] 68 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:06,604 both: HEY! - HAPPY NEW YEAR! 69 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,609 - ARE WE EARLY? WERE YOU GUYS HAVING DINNER? 70 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,612 - NOPE. TAMARA'’S ON HER WAY. 71 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:17,963 AND THE TABLE IS FOR MY PARENTS. 72 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,878 - HI, MATTY. 73 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,619 DO YOU LIKE THE TABLE JENNA SET UP FOR YOU TWO? 74 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,796 SHE SPENT ALL DAY COOKING. 75 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,456 - MY SOLO NIGHT WITH MATTY 76 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,197 HAD TURNED INTO A GROUP AFFAIR. 77 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,634 SO MUCH FOR ANY CHANCE OF A MIDNIGHT KISS, 78 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,245 BUT IT WAS NICE TO HAVE MY CLOSEST FRIENDS 79 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,724 BACK TOGETHER, DRAMA-FREE. 80 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:41,509 - "I RESOLVE TO SHAVE." 81 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,860 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FOR JAKE TO GET RID OF HIS 2:00 SHADOW. 82 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,731 - NOPE, I WROTE THAT ONE FOR YOU TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS. 83 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,646 [laughter] 84 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,474 - FUN RESOLUTION GAME, JENNA. 85 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:51,910 THANKS FOR INVITING ME 86 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,434 TO YOUR EXCLUSIVE PARTY AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE. 87 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:54,609 - YOU'’RE WELCOME. 88 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,046 MATTY, YOUR TURN. 89 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,569 - [clears throat] 90 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,876 "I RESOLVE TO STOP DATING PSYCHOS 91 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,965 WHO FAKE THEIR PREGNANCY." 92 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,271 - YOU GUYS, WHO WROTE THAT? 93 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,534 NOT COOL. - EVERYONE, RELAX. 94 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,449 I WROTE IT FOR MYSELF. IT'’S A JOKE. 95 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,886 - YOU SURE YOU'’RE OKAY? - YEAH. 96 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,148 WE CAN JOKE ABOUT THINGS. 97 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,019 PLEASE, IT MAKES ME FEEL NORMAL. 98 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,413 - "NORMAL." WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD. 99 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,372 AND MATTY AND I WERE ON THE PATH BACK TO NORMALCY. 100 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,287 BUT WHAT WAS NORMAL FOR US? 101 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,506 FRIENDS? OR SOMETHING MORE? 102 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,295 - PASS THESE. - HI, TY TY. 103 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,992 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 104 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,385 THAT'’S LISSA'’S FAKE BROTHER, NOT A WAITER. 105 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,517 - OH, MY BAD. 106 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,477 - AND THAT'’S MY FRIEND, SERGIO, YOU RACIST. 107 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,261 NO ONE HERE IS THE HELP. 108 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,567 - UH, YEAH. YOU ARE. 109 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,829 WHY DO YOU THINK I TOLD 110 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,004 YOU AND BLONDIE TO WEAR BLACK AND WHITE 111 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,092 AND INVITE YOUR FRIENDS? 112 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,441 [doorbell rings] OOH. 113 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,312 THAT MUST BE MY PI PHI DELTS. 114 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:49,490 HOLD ON TO YOUR BRAS, BITCHES. 115 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,144 WHAT UP, SLUTS? 116 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,145 [all cheering] 117 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,321 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! 118 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:57,498 - HI. HI. 119 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,419 - OH, COULD YOU HOLD BRONSON? 120 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,725 - [baby spits] - [gasps] 121 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,162 - OH, I'’M SO SORRY. 122 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,643 HABLAS INGLES? 123 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,735 - ALLY WANTS A PARTY? I'’LL GIVE HER A PARTY. 124 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,824 THIS THING IS GOING WIDE. 125 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,218 "COME TO 16 LAS RICAS PLACE 126 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,829 "FOR THE BIGGEST NEW YEAR'’S EVE BASH EVER. 127 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:28,529 TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS." 128 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,272 [phones ring, chime, honk] 129 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,621 - SADIE'’S HAVING A PARTY AT HER AUNT'’S HOUSE. 130 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:36,885 WE SHOULD GO, NOT THAT THIS ISN'’T FUN. 131 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,322 - MY MOM'’S THERE. WHO WOULD WANT TO GO TO THAT? 132 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,976 - UH, A LOT OF PEOPLE. 133 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,673 - LET'’S GO. 134 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,240 - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HAVE A QUIET NIGHT. 135 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,024 - OH, THAT'’S WHY THIS IS SO LAME. 136 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,374 - NO, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT, 137 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,506 BUT SADIE'’S COULD BE FUN TOO. 138 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:50,812 - I JUST THOUGHT THAT MAYBE 139 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,988 YOU'’D WANT TO TALK OR-- - ENOUGH. 140 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,556 ARE YOU TWO PLAYING FOR GOLD IN THE OLYMPIC LAMES? 141 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,906 JENNA, MATTY, STOP MOPING. 142 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:58,907 MOVE ON. 143 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,343 [bleep] IT! 144 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,911 - YEAH. WHAT SHE SAID. [bleep] IT. 145 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,826 - YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD MAKE A [bleep] IT LIST. 146 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,088 EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT WE COULDN'’T DO, 147 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,395 '’CAUSE WE WERE TOO SAD OR TOO SCARED, 148 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,918 WE SHOULD JUST CARPE DO IT! 149 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,747 Y.O.G.O.-- YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE. 150 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,227 SO SKIP CLASS AND HOOK UP WITH A RANDO, 151 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,403 AND GO TO SADIE'’S RAGER. 152 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,274 - HELL YEAH. 153 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,189 [clears throat] - WHOO. 154 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,322 ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'’T WANT TO HOOK UP WITH A RANDO. 155 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,671 - YEAH, ME EITHER. 156 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,021 HEY, I HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR US. 157 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:27,718 EH, IT'’S MORE OF A PACT. 158 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,155 - OKAY. - NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP. 159 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,679 IF WE SEE THE OTHER FLIRTING, 160 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,289 THEN WE SWOOP IN AND STOP IT LIKE A-- 161 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,552 - REVERSE WINGMAN. - SO CAN WE GO? 162 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,946 - WHY DID MATTY MAKE THE NO-HOOK-UP PACT? 163 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,861 WAS IT FOR FUN OR DID HE WANT TO MAKE SURE 164 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,384 WE WERE TOGETHER AT MIDNIGHT? 165 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,604 MAYBE THERE REALLY WAS A KISS IN OUR FUTURE. 166 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:47,390 ALL RIGHT. LET'’S GO. 167 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,610 - WHY DID ALLY INVITE BARBARA MCKIBBEN? 168 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,698 SHE HATES ME. 169 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,352 - SHE INVITED THE ENTIRE P.T.A. 170 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,702 ODDS ARE SHE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME. 171 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:55,703 - MMM. 172 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:56,878 - KAMIKAZE, DADDY? 173 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,445 MOMMY? - MMM. THANKS, HONEY. 174 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,882 - YOU KNOW I DON'’T DRINK HARD ALCOHOL, MISSY. 175 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,274 - BUT THERE'’S THAT BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER. 176 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,972 - IT'’S TOUGH ON STAINS. 177 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,975 TYLER, I'’LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU HAVE. 178 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,933 THANK YOU. 179 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,239 - MMM. 180 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,501 MMM. - SHOT? 181 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:15,462 - OH, NO, THANKS. I'’M ON A CLEANSE. 182 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,334 - OH, FOR GOD'’S SAKE. 183 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:21,163 I HAVE AN 18-YEAR UNBROKEN STREAK 184 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,207 OF THROWING KICK-ASS PARTIES. 185 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,644 IT DOES NOT END TONIGHT! 186 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,689 TIME TO PUT SOME SPICE ON THIS ICE. 187 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,212 - ICE LUGE! 188 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,214 SADIE TEXTED ME SAYING THERE IS AN ICE LUGE! 189 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,955 - I AM SO EXCITED. 190 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,914 I HOPE THAT DUMB YUM WRESTLER PETE IS HERE. 191 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,611 HE'’S NUMBER ONE ON MY [bleep] IT LIST. 192 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,221 I NEED TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED IN SNOW VALLEY 193 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,006 AND TAP HIM OUT. - [grunts] 194 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:41,096 HOLLA, PARTY PEOPLE! 195 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:44,578 WHO'’S READY TO GET THIS NEW YEAR'’S JAM ON? 196 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:45,666 [door closes] 197 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,626 - OH. 198 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,541 - NICE ONE. - HEY, GUYS. 199 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,630 I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. 200 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,024 THIS PARTY IS SO LAME. 201 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,721 AND JENNA'’S FATHER ABANDONED ME TO GO 202 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,723 TO SOME STUPID SPLENDA BOWL. 203 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,203 both: SUGAR. - WHATEVER. 204 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:03,510 WHICH LEAVES ME HERE WITH VAL WHO I LOVE, 205 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,991 BUT... 206 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,166 YOU KNOW? 207 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,211 - HI, MATTY. 208 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:12,040 TAMELA, JAKE, JENNA. 209 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,694 - MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 210 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,565 - ALLY INVITED ME. 211 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,654 I DON'’T KNOW WHY I'’M HERE. I DON'’T KNOW ANYONE. 212 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,395 - WELL, I DO. 213 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,789 - LOOKS LIKE MATTY NEEDED LESS OF A COCK BLOCK 214 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,399 AND MORE OF AN EMOTIONAL ROCK. 215 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:26,228 HE AND HIS MOM WERE CLEARLY STILL NOT ON GOOD TERMS. 216 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,621 [doorbell rings] 217 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,755 - IT'’S A NEW YEAR'’S MIRACLE! 218 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,844 [all cheering] 219 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:37,108 [energetic dance music] 220 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:40,634 ♪ 221 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,896 - WELCOME, EVERYBODY! 222 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,725 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 223 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,204 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 224 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,730 - I INVITED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL...DISTRICT. 225 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,906 YOUR GERIATRIC SNORE-FEST 226 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,909 JUST TURNED INTO A HIGH SCHOOL RAGER. 227 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,477 - THANK YOU. 228 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,740 - SO MUCH FOR A NIGHT OF GETTING CLOSER TO MATTY. 229 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,050 - SADIE'’S PARTY WAS ALREADY EPIC AND OVERWHELMING. 230 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,704 I DIDN'’T RECOGNIZE HALF THE PEOPLE THERE 231 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:08,792 AND HADN'’T SEEN MATTY FOR AN HOUR. 232 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,272 THE WAY THINGS WERE GOING, 233 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:11,969 WE'’D NEVER BE TOGETHER AT MIDNIGHT. 234 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,754 - THERE'’S PETE. I'’M GOING IN. 235 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:16,626 BUT FIRST, SOME LIQUID COURAGE. 236 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,284 - HEY. EXCUSE ME. 237 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,633 WHEW. 238 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,678 THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL. 239 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,375 BETTER LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. 240 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,724 - [clears throat] 241 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,640 - CAN I SEE SOME I.D., SON? 242 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,120 - UH, I-I, UH-- - DON'’T HAVE ONE? 243 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,425 LOOKS LIKE I'’M GONNA HAVE TO CUFF YOU. 244 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:36,124 - OFFICER, I'’VE BEEN BAD. 245 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,126 CUFF ME. 246 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,606 [dance music] 247 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,868 - THAT FAKE-OUT WAS PRETTY GOOD, 248 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,391 BUT I KNEW YOU HIRED A STRIPPER. 249 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,175 I TOTALLY KNEW THAT. I'’M GONNA NEED A DRINK. 250 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:47,135 - I'’M TAKING ALL YOU FINE LADIES DOWN... 251 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,919 TOWN. 252 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,094 - WHOO! 253 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,748 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 254 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,837 - NEVER HAD COCK-BLOCKING BEEN SO LITERAL. 255 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,536 HOW WAS HANGING WITH MATTY SO HARD? 256 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,407 WRONG WORD. DIFFICULT. 257 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,930 [all shouting, whistling] 258 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,150 - HEY, DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHOSE PARTY THIS IS? 259 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,978 I JUST HEARD IT'’S LIKE A FORMER RICH BITCH 260 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,370 WHOSE MOM JUST, LIKE, BAILED ON HER 261 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,416 AND NOW SHE HAS TO LIVE AT HOME WITH HER DRUNK AUNT. 262 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,026 SO DARK. - YOU KNOW WHAT'’S DARK? 263 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,680 THE DUNGEON WHERE I KEEP RUDE PEOPLE WHO RUN THEIR MOUTH. 264 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,074 YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 265 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:16,381 - I DON'’T NEED YOU TO DEFEND ME. 266 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,079 - YOWZER. 267 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:21,125 THERE'’S A COUGAR IS ON THE PROWL. 268 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,387 - I'’M NATALIE. 269 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,346 OH, DO YOU GUYS GO TO SCU? 270 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:27,523 - UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 271 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,785 - COLLEGE WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME. 272 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,657 - IT'’S GREAT. - YEAH. 273 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,484 - SO WHAT'’S YOUR MAJOR? 274 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,182 - HE'’S IN BEAUTY SCHOOL. 275 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,837 HE'’S TOTALLY CHANGED MY APPROACH TO EYE SHADOW. 276 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,664 - SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS AN AUTUMN. 277 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,404 [laughs] CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 278 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,668 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE WHATEVER IT IS YOU'’RE DOING. 279 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,496 - HEY, JAKE. PLAY US A SONG. 280 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,498 - OH. - OH, ARE YOU A SINGER? 281 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:49,197 - I AM WHATEVER YOU WANT ME 282 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,199 ♪ TO BE 283 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,331 [vocalizing] 284 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,290 ♪ GIRL 285 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,944 - I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE 286 00:09:56,944 --> 00:10:00,164 WHO WOULD LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE. 287 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,470 COME UPSTAIRS. 288 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,951 - UPSTAIRS? 289 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,562 - [mouths silently] THREESOME. 290 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,743 - [chuckles] 291 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,746 - THAT'’S MADISON. 292 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,443 DO YOU KNOW ANY LULLABIES? 293 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:21,490 - OH. UM... 294 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,274 - ♪ HEY, DJ 295 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,233 - HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN "AUTUMN" IS? 296 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,451 - COSMO. 297 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,279 - COCK-BLOCKING MATTY WAS KIND OF FUN. 298 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,846 THIS WASN'’T HOW I THOUGHT WE'’D RECONNECT, 299 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,414 BUT HEY, WHEN IN ROME OR ALLY'’S. 300 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,242 - HEY, WHAT'’S YOUR NAME? 301 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,460 - OH, UM, I'’M-- 302 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,071 - OH, SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT, JENNA, 303 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,943 BUT YOU'’VE GOT THIS HUGE BAT IN THE CAVE. 304 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,076 SHE'’S GETTING OVER A NASTY COLD, MAN. 305 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,686 [groans] 306 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,601 HEY, DUDE, THIS KEG IS KICKED! 307 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,082 - I'’LL SEE YOU LATER. 308 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,823 - MATTY WASN'’T GETTING AWAY THAT EASY. 309 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,260 WAIT, MATTY WAS GETTING AWAY. 310 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,219 - HEY, I'’M OWEN. - NICE TO MEET YOU, OWEN. 311 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,787 - ISN'’T THIS THE BEST PARTY EVER? 312 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,093 - YEAH, IT'’S FULL OF KIDS. 313 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,747 DON'’T YOU FEEL A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE? 314 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,619 - HONEY, JUST RELAX. HAVE FUN. 315 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,665 I'’M GONNA GET A WINE COOLER. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING? 316 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,885 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! 317 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,321 [cheers and applause] 318 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,628 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM'’S HAVING FUN. 319 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,238 - YEAH, IT'’S EMBARRASSING. 320 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,327 - HEY, AT LEAST YOUR MOM KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN. 321 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,113 - HAVE YOU TALKED TO HER ABOUT ANYTHING? 322 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,592 - I DON'’T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO HER. 323 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,725 - REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM WROTE ME 324 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,770 THE CAREFRONTATION LETTER? 325 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,249 - YEAH, THAT WAS BRUTAL. 326 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,077 - BEYOND. 327 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,775 AND I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE HER, 328 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,342 BUT I'’M GLAD I DID. 329 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,605 I REALIZED THAT ADULTS ARE JUST PEOPLE, 330 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,607 MAKING IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG. 331 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,522 YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER. 332 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:41,788 - YEAH, MAYBE I'’LL TRY. 333 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,093 - WE NEED TO FIND SOMEPLACE PRIVATE. 334 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,314 - ANYWHERE. I NEED TO KISS YOU. 335 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,532 - AAH! 336 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,404 OH, MY GOD! 337 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,971 DADDY, WHAT'’S GOING ON? 338 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,146 - LISSA! 339 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,452 THIS MAN TOLD ME HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER! 340 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,063 I SWEAR. 341 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,543 - YOU MEAN HE MADE YOU LICK HIS TUMMY? 342 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,767 - WHA-- 343 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,117 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 344 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,162 LISSA? 345 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,077 - I SAW DADDY-- 346 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:13,471 I SAW A DADDY LONGLEGS. 347 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,473 - OH. WELL, KILL IT. 348 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,520 THEY'’RE OPENING A '’95 MOET IN THE LIVING ROOM. 349 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,565 COME, TYLER. - I'’D LOVE SOME BUBBLY. 350 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,917 LET'’S GO. - [laughs] 351 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,963 - OKAY, WHAT WERE YOU REALLY SCREAMING AT? 352 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,835 - I THINK MY DAD MIGHT BE GAY. 353 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,140 - OKAY. 354 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,056 HE IS SOGAY. 355 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,449 HIS OBSESSION WITH SPIN CLASS, 356 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,190 SHOES, AND JESUS'’ ABS TIPS IT OFF. 357 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,019 RELAX. IT'’S A GOOD THING. 358 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,760 NOW HE CAN FINALLY COME OUT, INSTEAD OF HIDING 359 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,674 IN THAT CLOSET FULL OF YELLOW PANTS. 360 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,024 YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR MOM. 361 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,895 - I CAN'’T! THAT WOULD KILL HER. 362 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,941 IS IT EVEN MY SECRET TO TELL? 363 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,031 JESUS DOES HAVE GREAT ABS. 364 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:54,295 [dance music] 365 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,340 - YOU'’VE GOT GREAT MOVES, TAMARA. 366 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,952 - YOU DON'’T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. 367 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,345 [plays guitar] 368 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,825 - YOU'’RE AMAZING. 369 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,262 IT USUALLY TAKES FOREVER FOR HER TO FALL ASLEEP. 370 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,091 - I'’M HAPPY TO HELP. SHE'’S REALLY CUTE. 371 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,180 - YOU'’RE REALLY CUTE. 372 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,664 - WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE? 373 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,144 - SHE WAS MY HORSE. 374 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,799 - "WAS" YOUR HORSE? DID SHE QUIT? 375 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,409 - NO, I HAD HER WHEN I WAS RICH, 376 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,107 BEFORE MY DAD WENT TO PRISON AND MY MOM ABANDONED ME. 377 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,370 - I'’M SORRY, SADITA. 378 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,719 - DON'’T FEEL BAD FOR ME. 379 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,025 - I'’LL DO WHAT I WANT TO, BITCH. 380 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:32,202 - PUSSY. 381 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,378 - WHERE'’S JAKE? IT'’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 382 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,206 I WANTED US ALL TO BE TOGETHER. 383 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,382 - I DEFINITELY DON'’T WANT TO INTERRUPT HIM RIGHT NOW. 384 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,994 - SO WHERE'’S TAMARA? 385 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,865 AH, OKAY. 386 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:43,866 SHE'’S OUT. 387 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,476 - JUST YOU AND ME. 388 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,826 LET'’S FIND SOME FANCY BOOZE FOR OUR MIDNIGHT TOAST. 389 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,610 - PERFECT. 390 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,830 SO IT WOULD BE JUST ME AND MATTY AT MIDNIGHT, 391 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,919 A NEW YEAR STARTING OFF WITH A LOT OF PROMISE. 392 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,355 OH. 393 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,836 LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM'’S HAVING A GREAT TIME... 394 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,402 WITH MY MOM. 395 00:13:58,402 --> 00:13:59,969 OH, GOD. THEY'’RE COMING TOWARDS US. 396 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,971 - WHAT UP, KIDS? - HI, GUYS! 397 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,800 - WHAT UP...MOMS? [laughter] 398 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,280 - ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 399 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,716 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? - [blows raspberry] 400 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,239 - IT TURNS OUT LACEY AND I HAVE A LOT MORE 401 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,762 IN COMMON THAN WE THOUGHT. 402 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,374 WE'’RE GONNA START A BOOK AND WINE CLUB. 403 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,290 - OR MAYBE JUST WINE. - RIGHT, MAYBE JUST WINE. 404 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,031 - I HAD NEVER SEEN MATTY'’S MOM LIKE THIS. 405 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,946 SHE SEEMED HUMAN. 406 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,512 - [chuckles] 407 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,949 - OH, NO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 408 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,689 I WANT TO HANG WITH MY NEW BESTIE, BARB. 409 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,169 - YOU HAVE TO LET THEM TALK. 410 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,302 - NEW BESTIE? WHAT? 411 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,086 [thud] OH, COME ON. 412 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,653 - BETTER GO DO DAMAGE CONTROL. 413 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,482 - VAL, I DIDN'’T MEAN IT! I DIDN'’T! 414 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,832 - LOOKED LIKE MATTY AND I HAD A LOT TO CELEBRATE. 415 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,487 I NEEDED TO FIND SOMETHING NICE FOR OUR MIDNIGHT TOAST. 416 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,228 I WANTED IT TO BE PERFECT. 417 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,365 - TYLER, I FEEL LIKE I'’VE BARELY SEEN YOU ALL NIGHT. 418 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,802 - I'’VE BEEN SHOWING HIM AROUND THE HOUSE. 419 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,717 - AREN'’T WE AN ATTENTIVE LITTLE HOSTESS? 420 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,329 BUT LET'’S NOT MONOPOLIZE HIM, OKAY? 421 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,721 - YOUR MOTHER'’S RIGHT, LISSA. 422 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,376 YOU NEED TO SHARE. 423 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,117 - YOU'’RE RIGHT, DADDY, 424 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,163 WE SHOULD ALL SHARE. 425 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,905 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SHARE? 426 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,863 PLEASE? 427 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,256 - NO. 428 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,910 - WELL, THEN, 429 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,521 I DO. 430 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,003 I DON'’T THINK IT'’S HEALTHY TO LIVE A LIE. 431 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:20,615 SO I WANT TO SHARE THAT-- 432 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,660 THAT... 433 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,141 I'’M IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER! 434 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,361 - [gasps] 435 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,624 - NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO SAY, 436 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,669 BUT IMPRESSIVE NONETHELESS. 437 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,149 - WORD. 438 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,759 - AH, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW. 439 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:39,068 DADDY, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY? 440 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:44,508 - YES, I DO. 441 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,120 I'’M SO GLAD YOU CONFESSED YOUR SINS, LISSA. 442 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,687 GOD FORGIVES. 443 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,037 - WELL, HE MIGHT, 444 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,213 BUT ONLY AFTER BUCKETS OF ATONEMENT. 445 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,345 LUST WITHIN THE BOSOM OF THE FAMILY 446 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,868 IS A VILE SIN! 447 00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:00,307 - THERE WAS NO BOSOM. IT WAS OVER THE SHIRT. 448 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:04,354 - [playsPachelbel'’s Canon] 449 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,008 - IS THAT GREEN DAY? 450 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,054 - OH, HEY. 451 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,707 - OWEN, RIGHT? - YEAH. 452 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,710 HI, JENNA. - SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 453 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,277 IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE PLAYING BASKET CASE. 454 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,062 AND THAT WAS, LIKE, MY FAVORITE SONG AS A KID. 455 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,454 - WELL, TECHNICALLY YOU'’RE RIGHT. 456 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:20,022 BUT I PREFER THE CLASSICAL VERSION. 457 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,850 PACHELBEL'’S CANON IN "D." 458 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:26,202 ♪ 459 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,682 - WOW. 460 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,510 - WELL, NOTHING SAYS PUNK ROCK LIKE RIPPING OFF 461 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,903 A DEAD 17TH CENTURY COMPOSER, SO... 462 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,080 [plays Symphony No. 5] 463 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,473 - OH, IS THAT THAT ROBIN THICKE ONE, 464 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,474 WHEN I GET YOU ALONE? 465 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,954 - SLIGHTLY MORE OBVIOUS, 466 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,565 BETTER KNOWN AS BEETHOVEN'’S FIFTH. 467 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:47,484 ♪ 468 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,399 - THAT IS SO COOL. - YEP. 469 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,662 YOU WERE A CLASSICAL MUSIC FAN, AND YOU DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW IT. 470 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,403 - HEY, I'’M SORRY I WAS SO RUDE EARLIER. 471 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,014 I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. 472 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,582 - OH, NO WORRIES. 473 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,194 - WELL, IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU, 474 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,325 AND I BETTER GO. 475 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,067 - LOOK FOR SOMEONE. GOT IT. 476 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,635 - BYE. 477 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,506 - OOH. 478 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,986 - MOM, I'’M SORRY I'’VE GIVEN YOU 479 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,727 SO MUCH [bleep] THESE PAST FEW MONTHS. 480 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,946 - MATTY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 481 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,079 YOU'’VE PUT ME THROUGH THE [bleep] WRINGER. 482 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,341 - MOM. 483 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,995 - DON'’T TELL YOUR FATHER. 484 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:24,478 BUT AFTER A FEW PINOT GRIGIOS, I TURN INTO CHRIS ROCK. 485 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,959 I'’M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SORRY. 486 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,180 I REALLY--I COULD'’VE HANDLED THINGS SO MUCH BETTER. 487 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,531 I'’M NOT EXACTLY A PERFECT MOTHER. 488 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,926 - WELL, I'’M NOT EXACTLY THE PERFECT SON. 489 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,842 - THANKS. 490 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,194 - MIDNIGHT WAS APPROACHING, AND NO SIGN OF MATTY. 491 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,718 HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE TOGETHER, BUT WHERE WAS HE? 492 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,719 HEY. 493 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,938 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MATTY? 494 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,287 - NO. - I DID. 495 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,462 HE TOOK OFF WITH SOME OLDER CHICK. 496 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,855 - HIS MOM? 497 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,465 - I THINK HIS MOM'’S WITH YOUR MOM. 498 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,684 HELLO, HELL FROZEN OVER. 499 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,077 ANYONE HAVE A FIRE POPSICLE? 500 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,687 - IT WAS SOME HOT COUGAR CHICK 501 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,124 WHO WAS TOTALLY HAMMERED AND SO READY TO THROW DOWN. 502 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,518 - PETE, FOCUS. 503 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,346 - NOT ONLY DID MATTY NOT CARE ABOUT BEING TOGETHER 504 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,391 AT MIDNIGHT, BUT HE CLEARLY WASN'’T REALLY WORRIED 505 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,350 ABOUT OUR NO-HOOK-UP PACT EITHER. 506 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,091 ALL I KNEW WAS I DIDN'’T WANT TO START A NEW YEAR 507 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,614 FEELING REJECTED BY HIM. 508 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,050 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 509 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:19,098 AND THE NEW YEAR IS SUPPOSED TO BE...NEW. 510 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,796 - [plays piano] 511 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,493 [music stops] 512 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,496 - DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS? 513 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,110 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN JENNA? 514 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,328 - MM. 515 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,504 - TEN SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT! 516 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:39,030 all: TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, 517 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,077 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, 518 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,470 TWO, ONE! 519 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,514 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 520 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,778 - ♪ ALL WE GOTTA DO 521 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,738 ♪ IS KEEP THIS SECRET 522 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,828 ♪ WE CAN KEEP THIS SECRET 523 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,743 ♪ WE CAN KEEP THIS SECRET 524 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:59,877 ♪ ALL WE GOTTA DO 525 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,837 ♪ IS KEEP THIS SECRET 526 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,883 ♪ WE CAN KEEP THIS SECRET 527 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,711 ♪ WE CAN KEEP THIS SECRET 528 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:11,846 ♪ ALL WE GOTTA DO 529 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,762 ♪ IS KEEP THIS SECRET 530 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,852 ♪ WE CAN KEEP THIS SECRET 531 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,768 ♪ 532 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,993 - IN THE LIGHT OF DAY, THE NEW YEAR LOOKED PROMISING. 533 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,386 MATTY AND I HAD BOTH FAILED AT OUR NO-HOOK-UP PACT, 534 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,258 BUT NOT AT RENEWING OUR FRIENDSHIP. 535 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,652 OWEN AND I HADN'’T EXCHANGED NUMBERS OR EVEN LAST NAMES. 536 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088 HE WAS THE PERFECT MIDNIGHT KISS-- 537 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,307 NO COMPLICATIONS. 538 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,787 AND WE ONLY WENT TO SECOND BASE, 539 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,310 SO AS FAR AS I WAS CONCERNED, 540 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,616 I HAD A VERY CLEAN SLATE. 541 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,009 OH, LOOK WHO CAME UP FOR AIR. 542 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,621 - MY FACE IS ACTUALLY SORE FROM MAKING OUT WITH PETE. 543 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,362 HE IS CROSSED OFF MY "[bleep] IT" LIST. 544 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,494 - GROSS. I'’M GLAD MY MIDNIGHT KISS WASN'’T LIKE THAT. 545 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,062 - YOU BROKE THE NO-HOOK-UP PACT? 546 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,803 - WELL, IF YOU CALL KISSING MY MOM ON THE CHEEK 547 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,283 BREAKING THE PACT. 548 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,110 WHICH I WOULDN'’T, BECAUSE IT'’S GROSS. 549 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,548 - YEAH, I WOULDN'’T WANT TO BE KISSING ANY OLD MOMS. 550 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,289 - WAIT, YOUR MOM? - YEAH, I TALKED TO HER. 551 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,508 IT WAS REALLY GOOD. - GOOD. 552 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,292 - WHERE WERE YOU AT MIDNIGHT, JENNA? 553 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,685 - YEAH, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 554 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,296 - UH... 555 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,387 DOES THAT GUY GO TO OUR SCHOOL? 556 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,126 - OWEN? 557 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,824 SOPHOMORE IN ORCHESTRA. 558 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,869 WHO CARES? WHERE WERE YOU AT MIDNIGHT? 559 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,958 [gasps] OH, MY GOD, DID YOU BREAK THE PACT? 560 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,570 - MY CLEAN SLATE HAD SUDDENLY BECOME A BIT DIRTY. 561 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,528 NOT ONLY DID I BREAK THE NO-HOOK-UP PACT, 562 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,313 BUT I DID IT WITH A SOPHOMORE. 563 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,619 NO, I WAS WITH MY MOM ALSO. 564 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,317 - [laughs] - OUTSIDE. 565 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,318 SHE WAS PUKING. - MM. 566 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,364 WOW. LOOKS LIKE WE DID IT. 567 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,453 ALTHOUGH YOU OWE ME A MIDNIGHT KISS. 568 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,326 - MAKE THAT A VERY DIRTY SLATE. 569 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,810 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... - JENNA! 570 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,029 YOU HAD NO IDEA I WENT HERE, DID YOU? 571 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,465 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 572 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,119 - WE ARE HELPING OUT AT THE CAREER FAIR. 573 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,729 - THERE'’S SOMETHING I'’VE GOT TO TELL YOU. 574 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,991 - FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, JUST SAY IT, DARLING. 575 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:54,992 - THIS IS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 576 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,429 - TODAY WAS THE DAY THAT 577 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,213 SCU SENT OUT THEIR ADMISSIONS DECISSIONS. 578 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,259 ANY MINUTE NOW, I'’D RECEIVE AN EMAIL 579 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,043 THAT COULD CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER. 580 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,914 - I'’M IN! 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