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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:03,404 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:04,505 - IT'S SENIOR YEAR! - LAST RANKING? 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,374 - T, I AM 137! 4 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,841 - THIS IS JUST LIKE SOPHOMORE YEAR. 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,044 HE'S GETTING WHAT HE WANTS, AND YOU'RE NOT. 6 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,445 - ABOUT LAST NIGHT... 7 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,913 NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND MATTY. 8 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,716 HE JUST WANTED TO TALK. I'M PREGNANT. 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,754 - IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF FINALS, 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,223 AND THE STUDENT BODY HAD TURNED INTO 11 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,158 A THRONG OF OVER-CAFFEINATED STRUNG-OUT ZOMBIES. 12 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,993 THESE WERE THE LAST GRADES COLLEGES WOULD SEE. 13 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:28,028 THEY COULD MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOING TO HARVARD 14 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,763 OR WORKING AT HOLLISTER. 15 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,999 - HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW SAD AND THE CITY EVA'S BEEN LOOKING? 16 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,334 WHAT'S THAT BISH'S BIGGEST ISH, 17 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,270 HOW HOT SHE AND MATTY WILL LOOK AT PROM? 18 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,239 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH. 19 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,274 WHICH IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL MYSELF ABOUT LUKE-- 20 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,243 THE FACT THAT HE'S IGNORED MY APOLOGY TEXT. 21 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,978 - JENNA, YOU LEFT THAT DUDE OUT IN THE COLD, LITERALLY. 22 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,448 ON A MOUNTAIN NEXT TO A CREEPY STATUE OF A BEAR. 23 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,983 - WHICH IS WHY I'M DOUBLING DOWN WITH A GRAND GESTURE-- 24 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,185 SOMETHING HE CAN'T IGNORE. 25 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,586 - WELL, GOOD LUCK. CALL ME AFTER. 26 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,522 I WANT ALL THE DEETS BY DRE. 27 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,026 - WITH EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, THE LAST THING I NEEDED 28 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:00,994 WAS TO GET SUCKED INTO ANOTHER EVA DRAMA. 29 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,730 BUT I HAD TO KNOW MATTY WAS OKAY. 30 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,732 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 31 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,667 - I'M, UH, I'M OKAY. 32 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,169 - REALLY? 33 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:11,339 - MATTY, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHO TO TALK TO, 34 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,940 BUT THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UPSET. 35 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,877 AND THEY SAY STRESS IS BAD FOR OUR BABY. 36 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,048 BYE. 37 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:26,154 - HEY, LISS, YOU WANNA COME OVER AND STUDY? 38 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,923 - THANKS, BUT I'M GOING HOME WITH TYLER. 39 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,992 I MEAN, TYLER'S GIVING ME A RIDE HOME, 40 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,963 BECAUSE WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER AND WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE. 41 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,698 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SADIE? 42 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,133 - SINCE WHEN ARE YOU FRIENDS? 43 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,701 - THERE'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD GOING ON 44 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,036 I NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT. - NO, THERE'S NOT. 45 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,406 EVERYTHING'S NORMAL. 46 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:48,542 - SADITA, ANDALE, WE HAVE TO BE AT THE ART WALK IN AN HOUR. 47 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:49,877 - HOLD ON, SERGIO. 48 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,346 NOT ALL OUR LIVES REVOLVE AROUND BRATWURST. 49 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,649 - YEAH, YOURS JUST REVOLVES AROUND BEING A BRAT--COME ON. 50 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,684 - SADIE, WAIT. 51 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,452 - WHAT, HAMILTRASH? 52 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,854 - I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT MATTY AND HE WON'T TALK TO ME, SO-- 53 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,423 - LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU. 54 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,859 THAT PSYCHO HAS HIM IN HER CLUTCHES. 55 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,461 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 56 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,331 AS LONG AS SHE'S KNOCKED UP, WE'RE SHUT DOWN. 57 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,700 - SADIE, I AM ASKING YOU AS A FRIEND. 58 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,168 - EW! 59 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,803 WHATEVER HAPPENED ON THAT MOUNTAIN, HAMILQUEEF, 60 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,271 WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! 61 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,906 LET'S GO. [engine turns] 62 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,177 [splash] 63 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,648 - THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL WITH MATTY TODAY. 64 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:31,151 OR SADIE, BUT HOPEFULLY, THEY'D GO BETTER WITH LUKE. 65 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,920 - JENNA. - I KNOW I SCREWED UP 66 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,289 ON THE SKI TRIP, AND I AM SO, SO, SORRY. 67 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,890 - JENNA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 68 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,228 - NO, NO, NOW THIS IS A CARE PACKAGE THAT I MADE FOR YOU. 69 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,995 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 70 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,231 HEY, I-- - COFFEE, AND... 71 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,232 OH, AND LIKE, CUTE LITTLE TOOTHBRUSH. 72 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,267 - JEN, I REALLY HAVE TO-- 73 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,968 - OH, AND THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A LITTLE GIFT CERTIFICATE 74 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,203 FOR A NECK MASSAGE. 75 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,139 AND, UM, COOKIES. 76 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,508 - BABE, WE HAVE TO HURRY. 77 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,643 OH, HELLO. 78 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,245 BABE, IS THIS YOUR LITTLE SISTER? 79 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:01,549 - NO, SHE'S MY-- - OOH, MINT CHOCOLATE CRISPS. 80 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,916 GOOD LUCK TO THE TROOP. 81 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,418 C'MON, BABE, CONCERT STARTS IN 20 MINUTES. 82 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:08,055 LET'S GO. - I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS. 83 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,430 - TELL. ME. EVERYTHING. 84 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,299 - IT DIDN'T GO QUITE AS PLANNED. 85 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,767 THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL THERE, 86 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,235 AND I'VE BEEN CHECKING TWITTER 87 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:23,271 AND FACEBOOK AND VINE, AND I CAN'T FIND HER. 88 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,105 AND LUKE HASN'T CHANGED HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS, 89 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,407 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 90 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,576 - JENNA, THIS IS FINALS. YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 91 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,710 - HOW CAN I FOCUS 92 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,178 WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'M GOING THROUGH? 93 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,613 - START WITH SOME CAFFEINE. 94 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,983 THIS IS IT JENNA, THIS IS DEFCON-TEN, OR ONE. 95 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,285 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHICH ONE IS WORSE. 96 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,786 [bleep] UP OR BUCK UP. 97 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,854 IT'S YOUR ONLY CHOICES, SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 98 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,324 - TAMARA HAD A POINT--COLLEGES WOULDN'T CARE THAT I WAS 99 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,025 GRIEVING THE LOSS OF A RELATIONSHIP 100 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,594 OR WHAT MATTY WAS GOING THROUGH 101 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,228 WHEN I TOOK MY FINALS. 102 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,398 I NEEDED TO COMPARTMENTALIZE, AND FAST. 103 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:53,301 BUCKING IT UP AND SUCKING IT UP. 104 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:56,169 - ALL SENIORS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE AUDITORIUM IMMEDIATELY. 105 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,538 - I'LL LEAVE NOW. 106 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,006 YOU STAY HERE FOR FIVE MORE HOURS 107 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,140 SO NO ONE GETS SUSPICIOUS. 108 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,975 - HOW 'BOUT FIVE MORE MINUTES? 109 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,644 - DEAL! 110 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,554 - HELLO, LISSA. 111 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,089 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD EVER SINCE THE SKI TRIP. 112 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,224 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 113 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,892 - NOTHING. NOTHING'S UP. 114 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,294 - BULL[bleep]. YOU'RE GLOWING. 115 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,596 [gasps] I KNEW IT! 116 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,698 YOU'VE BEEN MAKING OUT. YOU BIT YOUR LIP. 117 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,668 THAT'S YOUR TELL. WHO IS IN THAT ROOM? 118 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,738 - GIRLS, COME ON, ASSEMBLY, LET'S GO. 119 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,106 - THIS ISN'T OVER. - [amplified] THIS ISN'T OVER. 120 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:38,211 MUCH LIKE WRECKX, SENIOR YEAR IS STILL VERY MUCH IN EFFECT. 121 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,482 FINALS ARE TOMORROW, AND YOU ALL NEED TO FOCUS. 122 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,717 BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED YOU HERE. 123 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,587 THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF PREGNANT. 124 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,256 [students murmuring] 125 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:52,125 LET'S REMEMBER SAFE SEX, PEOPLE. 126 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,094 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 127 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,896 FRENCHIES, HANDIES-- 128 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,198 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TELLING EVERYBODY ABOUT YOU. 129 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,500 - SHE DIDN'T SAY MY NAME. 130 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,169 - HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? THIS ISN'T COOL. 131 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,804 - WHO'S AUDITIONING FOR TEEN MOM 3? 132 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,540 - IT'S EVA! SHE'S A LIAR AND SHE TRAPPED MATTY. 133 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,808 EVA! EVA! EVA! 134 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,009 I HAVE NO IDEA. 135 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,345 - [gasps] IS IT YOU? 136 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,347 LUKE SPERMINATED THEN TERMINATED YOU? 137 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:16,249 WELL, I WILL JUST DEFER COLLEGE AND WE'LL RAISE THIS BABY 138 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,452 TOGETHER IN A NON-SEXUAL LIFE PARTNERSHIP. 139 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,020 NO OFFENSE-- YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE. 140 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,822 NOW, WHAT ARE WE THINKING FOR THE NURSERY? 141 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,156 - T, NOT KNOCKED UP, 142 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,958 AND EASE UP ON THE ENERGY DRINKS, OKAY? 143 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,226 - NO-KAY, AND THANK GOD. 144 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:30,197 - MUTIE-MASTIES, WITHDRAWAL, SIXTY-- 145 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,665 - [whispering] - UH, CORRECTION. 146 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,167 WITHDRAWAL DOES NOT ACTUALLY WORK. 147 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,303 - YOU, YOU, WE NEED TO TALK. 148 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,805 - HONEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU WANNA TALK. 149 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,507 I'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 150 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,975 - WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD MS. MARKS THAT I WAS PREGNANT? 151 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,111 - I'M SORRY, WHO'S EVA? 152 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,380 OH, YOU MEAN AMBER. 153 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,648 WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME... - YES. 154 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,082 - TALKING TO THAT DIP[bleep] VAL 155 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,551 ABOUT THAT SKEEVY SLUNTBAG? 156 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,486 MAYBE MS. MARKS WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. 157 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,755 THIS SCHOOL'S FULL OF WHORES. 158 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,626 - HEY LISSA. - HEY. 159 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,528 HEY! 160 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,696 - YOU AND MS. MARKS ARE PRETTY TIGHT. 161 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:07,000 - MATTY, I THINK THE ONE THING YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BY NOW 162 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,669 IS THAT I CAN KEEP A SECRET. 163 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,937 - YOU PROMISE? 164 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:14,007 - REMEMBER HOW LONG I KEPT US A SECRET? 165 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,008 - THANK YOU. 166 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,810 - YEAH. 167 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,378 I PROMISE. 168 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,816 - MY STATS BOOK HAS TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. 169 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,519 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. 170 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:33,226 SO, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT? 171 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,695 - IT'S NOT THAT. 172 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,996 IT'S JUST MY MOM'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 173 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,698 - NO, NO, I GET IT. 174 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,200 I'M ALL USED UP NOW AND I'M GONNA GET FAT-- 175 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,235 - OH, HEY, COME ON. 176 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,538 YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 177 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,176 [knocking] 178 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,444 - MRS. MCKIBBEN. 179 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:51,445 - EVA, HI. - HI. 180 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,913 - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 181 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,948 MATTY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DIAMOND SNOWFLAKE EARRINGS? 182 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,249 I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE, 183 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,085 AND I REALLY WANT TO WEAR THEM TONIGHT. 184 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,521 - I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM. 185 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,889 - WAIT! 186 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,358 MATTY, DO YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR MOM SOMETHING? 187 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,095 - YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO, UH, 188 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,097 SCHOOL FOR A STUDY SESSION. 189 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,601 - THAT'S GREAT. HAVE FUN. 190 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,338 - WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR MOM I'M PREGNANT? 191 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,173 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 192 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,709 - I KNOW. - I WANT US TO SPEND 193 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,344 OUR LIVES TOGETHER, BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T. 194 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,480 I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE WOMAN. 195 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,782 I CAN DO THIS ALONE IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO COMMIT. 196 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,083 - I'M WILLING. 197 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:33,220 I MEAN, I-I WANT TO. 198 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,757 SO TOMORROW, AFTER FINALS, 199 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:40,393 WHY DON'T WE GO LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS? 200 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,368 - ATTENTION STUDENTS. 201 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,737 LATE NIGHT JAVA IS NOW BEING SERVED 202 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,104 IN THE CAFETERIA. HAPPY STUDYING. 203 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,973 - LISTEN, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 204 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,775 BEFORE SADIE FINDS OUT ABOUT US. 205 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,143 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, 206 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,911 AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST THAT IT'S FOR US, 207 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,913 BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT SINNERS WE ARE. 208 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,782 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 209 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,917 - I GOT US A BEARD. 210 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:10,991 JAKE, YOU'RE SO SMART. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? 211 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,527 - WELL, THE Z SCORE-- 212 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,597 YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT IN THAT DRESS. 213 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,633 - YEAH, THAT DRESS IS PRETTY REVEALING. 214 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:23,203 HMM, I WONDER WHO YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK SEXY FOR? 215 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,440 - JAKE, CAN I BORROW YOUR JACKET? 216 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,577 - YEAH, SURE. 217 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,680 YOU STILL LOOK GOOD IN MY JACKETS, TOO. 218 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,415 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STILL? 219 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:36,684 [phone chimes] 220 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,518 - WHO'RE YOU TEXTING, SADIE? 221 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,421 - IT'S SERGIO. HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! 222 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,090 - OH, MY GOD! YOU LIKE HIM. 223 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,025 - DISGUSTING! I DO NOT. 224 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,027 - YOU TOTALLY DO. YOU LAUGHED, 225 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,495 YOU ONLY LAUGH WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE. 226 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,197 THAT'S YOUR TELL. - YOU ONLY THINK 227 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,132 I LIKE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU LIKE SOMEONE. 228 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,434 WHO IS IT, LISSA? 229 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:01,508 - JESUS--I LOVE HIM! 230 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,551 - HEY. 231 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,421 IS JENNA OKAY? SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 232 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,724 I MEAN, I KNOW MY PREGNANCY MUST BE HARD FOR HER, BUT-- 233 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,291 - YOUR WHAT? 234 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,494 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 235 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,964 JENNA REALLY DIDN'T TELL YOU? 236 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,265 - YOU'RE PREGNANT? 237 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,867 - MATTY AND I ARE EXPECTING. 238 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,168 YES. 239 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,403 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 240 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,173 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 241 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,509 - I AM SHAKING, AND IT'S WITH ANGER 242 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,812 AND NOT JUST THE DOUBLE DIRTY CHAI I JUST CHUGGED. 243 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,982 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE EVAPHANT IN THE ROOM? 244 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,250 SHE'S PREGNANT? 245 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,218 - I'M SORRY. MATTY MADE ME PROMISE-- 246 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,387 - UH, YOU MEAN THE FUTURE MR. MANSFIELD. 247 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,823 OH, YEAH, HE'S PROPOSING. 248 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,358 - WHAT? 249 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,560 THAT'S--THAT'S CRAZY. I NEED TO FIND MATTY. 250 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,430 MATTY. 251 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,432 MATTY. 252 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,069 I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT WHAT THE [bleep]? 253 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,170 YOU'RE PROPOSING TO HER? 254 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,705 - JENNA, WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 255 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,708 - WELL, MY PARENTS HAD ME WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE 256 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,376 AND THEY DIDN'T GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY. 257 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,078 PLEASE DON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE OVER THIS. 258 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,579 - "RUIN MY LIFE"? REALLY? 259 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,848 - AND MAYBE I AM OVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDS, BUT-- 260 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,383 - JENNA, JENNA. 261 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,086 YOU ARE DEFINITELY OVERSTEPPING. 262 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,290 - OKAY. 263 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,925 FINE, I'M OUT. 264 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,326 - JENNA... 265 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,560 - NO! NO, NO, NO, 266 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,196 I HAVE BEEN NOTHING 267 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,899 BUT A REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU 268 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,633 THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 269 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,971 I KEPT YOUR SECRET. 270 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,141 AND FOR WHAT? 271 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,444 GOOD LUCK, MATTY MCKIBBEN. 272 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,981 [door slams] 273 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,587 - IT WAS LATE, AND AS USUAL, 274 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,589 I'D WASTED TIME AND ENERGY WORRYING ABOUT MATTY. 275 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,125 IT WAS HIS LIFE. LET HIM WORRY. 276 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,427 ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS PASSING MY STATS FINAL. 277 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,995 [cell phone chimes] 278 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,502 OKAY, FINE, THE STATS FINAL WASN'T ALL I CARED ABOUT. 279 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,571 I CARED ABOUT LUKE, A LOT, 280 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,874 AND I REALLY WANTED HIM BACK. 281 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,043 - LISTEN,... [chuckles] 282 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,411 I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW WE ENDED THINGS. 283 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,014 YOU DESERVE BETTER. 284 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,351 YOU DESERVE CLARITY. 285 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,320 AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA REGRET THIS, 286 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,989 BUT... 287 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,892 I NEED TO FOCUS ON SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 288 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,927 NOT ON RELATIONSHIPS. 289 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,295 I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD, 290 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,865 TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE WATER, AND... 291 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,900 I CAN'T HAVE DISTRACTIONS. 292 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,872 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE, UM, 293 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,639 COOKIE EATER-- WHAT WAS HER NAME? 294 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,908 BABE? 295 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,477 - OH, KAT. SHE CALLS EVERYBODY THAT. 296 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,945 SHE'S A THEATER MAJOR. 297 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,347 SHE LIVES IN MY DORM, SHE LIKES THE SAME MUSIC-- 298 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,184 - SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE REALLY HOT. 299 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,688 - JENNA, LOOK-- 300 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,724 I REALLY WANT YOU IN MY LIFE. 301 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,795 - JUST NOT AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 302 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,533 - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PERSON, YOU'RE SMART-- 303 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:18,105 - NO ONE CHEATED, NO ONE YELLED, NO ONE HATED EACH OTHER. 304 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,440 THIS WAS WHAT A MATURE BREAKUP LOOKED LIKE. 305 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,776 [upbeat pop music] 306 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,578 [abrupt musical wind down] 307 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,914 - YOU OKAY? 308 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,982 - HE SAID I WAS A GOOD PERSON. 309 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,717 - THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH! 310 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,253 COME HERE--AW. - [crying] 311 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,989 - THAT'S IT, SWEETIE, GET IT OUT. 312 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,025 OH, THE FASTER YOU GET IT OUT, 313 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:42,295 THE SOONER YOU CAN GET BACK TO STUDYING. 314 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,165 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? STUDYING? 315 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,935 THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW. 316 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,469 I JUST WANT TO WALLOW. 317 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,338 - ABSOLUTELY NOT! 318 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,141 YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FUTURE FIRST. 319 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309 TEN YEARS FROM NOW, I PROMISE YOU, 320 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,246 YOU WILL CARE MORE ABOUT WHERE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE 321 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,349 THAN SOME STUPID BOY YOU DATED WHEN YOU WERE 17. 322 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,185 - AS MUCH AS I HATED TO ADMIT IT, MY MOM WAS RIGHT. 323 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,420 I COULD ONLY FIX WHAT I COULD CONTROL. 324 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,891 AND THAT WASN'T LUKE, OR MATTY, OR EVA, OR ANYTHING, 325 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,125 OR ANYONE ELSE. 326 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,393 BUT I COULD HELP MYSELF. 327 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,563 YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 328 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,798 I DON'T UNDERSTAND STATS. 329 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,700 IT'S LIKE FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME. 330 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,935 - I CAN HELP. 331 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,370 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT STATS IT? 332 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,439 - I RUN THE NUMBERS ON HOW TO GET THE BEST DEAL 333 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,308 EVERY TIME I SHOE SHOP. 334 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,810 - MOM, THIS IS LINEAR TRANSFORMATIONS. 335 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,379 I DON'T THINK LOUBOUTINS ARE RELEVANT. 336 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:37,384 - OH, YOU SWEET, DOPEY LITTLE THING. 337 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,921 - BRUTAL AS IT WAS, I'D FORCED MYSELF TO LOCK LUKE IN A BOX. 338 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,323 MAYBE IT WAS MY CAFFEINE LEVELS NORMALIZING, 339 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,158 BUT I WAS FEELING CALM, CONFIDENT, 340 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,095 AND MOST OF ALL, FOCUSED. 341 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,831 THE REST OF THE CLASS, NOT SO MUCH. 342 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,437 - HEY, JENNA, I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND LUKE AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 343 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,574 I MEAN, I'M REALLY SO, SO, SORRY FOR YOU. 344 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,810 IT MUST SUCK THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN. 345 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,512 LUKE WAS AMAZING, AND YOU LOST HIM. 346 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,380 AND YOU AND MATTY AREN'T EVEN SPEAKING, 347 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,917 AND I KNOW THAT YOU JUST STILL PINE FOR HIM. 348 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,153 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FINAL. I'M SURE YOU ACED IT. 349 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,156 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE 139TH BEST STUDENT HERE. 350 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,230 - THAT'S 137TH, YOU [bleep] BITCH. 351 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,271 [cell phone chimes] 352 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,372 - GRADES ARE UP. 353 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,741 - 92! PRAISE BE! 354 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,777 - UM... 355 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,953 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 356 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,989 AND I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING AND UNNATURAL. 357 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,491 YOU'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH JAKE? 358 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,960 GROSS. 359 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,828 - YEP, THAT'S IT. YOU FOUND ME OUT. 360 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,530 - SO, YOU AND MY SISTER. 361 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,132 - YEAH. 362 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,635 IT'S BEEN YEARS, BUT IT FEELS RIGHT. 363 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,204 - GOOD FOR YOU. 364 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,773 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER. 365 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,842 [whispering] WATCH YOUR BACK. 366 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,979 [chuckles] LET'S GO GET A MILK SHAKE 367 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,781 AND CELEBRATE LIKE REAL AMERICANS. 368 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:20,320 - HEY, LISTEN, YOUR BROTHER IS REALLY POSSESSIVE, 369 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,857 AND I JUST DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO DOWN THIS ROAD NOW. 370 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,560 THAT GUY REALLY FREAKS ME OUT. 371 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,996 - I'M FREAKING OUT. 372 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,498 YOU LOOK, I'M TOO SCARED. 373 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,366 - AAH! [giggles] 374 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,501 98! 375 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,169 I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. 376 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,839 YOU FOCUSED ON WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, 377 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,209 AND YOU ARE-- - A GOOD PERSON? 378 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,281 - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. 379 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,650 - YEAH, ME TOO. 380 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,053 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING CUSHION CUT? 381 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,556 - THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 382 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,591 - OF COURSE. 383 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,961 - SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT SO TRUTHFUL WITH ME. 384 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,596 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 385 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,998 - LIKE AT THE SKI HOUSE, YOU KNOW, 386 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,334 WHEN THE OWNERS DIDN'T KNOW YOU. 387 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,801 - WELL, I TOLD YOU, 388 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,970 I DIDN'T KNOW THE SHAFERS SOLD THEIR PLACE. 389 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,639 AND THEY TOLD ME I COULD USE IT ANYTIME I WANT. 390 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,442 AND THOSE NEW PEOPLE, THEY HID THEIR KEY IN THE SAME PLACE 391 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,743 AS THE SHAFERS DID. 392 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,846 - YEAH, NO, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. 393 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,381 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE? 394 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,549 - WOW. 395 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,584 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 396 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,519 SO, JUST A DUMB THING, UM... 397 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,789 AFTER THAT ASSEMBLY, I WAS KIND OF PISSED AT MS. MARKS 398 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,258 AND I WENT TO TALK TO HER. 399 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,593 - I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHO'S PREGNANT. 400 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,064 I AM ABSOLUTELY COMMITTED TO MAINTAINING GLORIA'S PRIVACY. 401 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,098 [bleep] 402 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,133 - YEAH, AND? 403 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,669 WHORIA GLORIA'S PREGNANT. THAT'S A SHOCKER. 404 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,704 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US? 405 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,007 - NOTHING, REALLY, EXCEPT... 406 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,842 GLORIA'S WEARING MY MOM'S EARRINGS. 407 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,679 - WHY WAS SHE WEARING YOUR MOM'S EARRINGS? 408 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,416 - HEY, GLORIA, HOW'RE YOU DOING? 409 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,785 UM, NOT TO BE WEIRD, BUT THOSE EARRINGS, 410 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,355 THEY, UH, LOOK LIKE THIS PAIR THAT MY MOM HAD. 411 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,691 - YEAH, SO? 412 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,128 OH, [bleep] ME! 413 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,596 OF COURSE THEY'RE STOLEN. 414 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,332 - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 415 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,666 I WONDER HOW SHE GOT THEM. 416 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,069 - WELL, GLORIA SAID IT ALL STARTED 417 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,071 WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOU IN THE SKI LODGE. 418 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,173 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 419 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,979 - DON'T WORRY, GLORIA. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 420 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,688 - ARE YOU PRETENDING MY PREGNANCY TEST IS YOURS? 421 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,190 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 422 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,759 - I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. - HOW? 423 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,495 - THESE WERE REALLY EXPENSIVE. 424 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,896 IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED THEM. 425 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,765 KEEP THEM IF YOU WANT, OR, YOU KNOW, 426 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,101 IF YOU NEED MONEY FOR SOMETHING... 427 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,672 MATTY, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 428 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,641 - SHE'S SAYING SOME CRAZY [bleep]. 429 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,042 - I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 430 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,511 I'M A GOOD PERSON. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 431 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,080 - I WANT TO, I REALLY DO, IT'S JUST THAT... 432 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,517 - IT MUST SUCK THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN. 433 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:09,256 - IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE A [bleep] HORRIBLE PERSON, AMBER. 434 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,023 - WHAT? NO. 435 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,326 - YOU LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 436 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,162 YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING! - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 437 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,597 - OH, ACTUALLY, I DO. I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. 438 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,532 GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL 439 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,201 GET OUT OF PALOS HILLS, 440 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,570 AND I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU GOT INTO NYU EARLY. 441 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,739 OR YOU GOT A MODELING CONTRACT, OR YOU LEFT ME FOR RYAN GOSLING. 442 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,876 YOU KNOW, I'LL LET YOU MAKE UP WHATEVER STORY YOU WANT. 443 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,944 IT'LL BE REALLY FUN FOR YOU. 444 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,348 IF YOU EVER COME BACK HERE, THE DEAL IS OFF, 445 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,817 AND I WILL TELL EVERYBODY THE TRUTH. 446 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,754 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE HOW YOU WANT THIS TO GO DOWN. 447 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,657 - MATTY... 448 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,293 ALL I EVER WANTED WAS YOU. 449 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,660 MAYBE--MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE CRAZY. 450 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,096 - YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE! 451 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,064 - BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 452 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,100 AND YOU LOVE ME TOO, I KNOW IT. 453 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,303 [voice breaking] PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 454 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,343 - [sighs] 455 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,846 YOU NOW HAVE 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES. 456 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,755 - I WAS SAD ABOUT LUKE, AND I WAS CELEBRATING MY FINAL. 457 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,190 I WAS SAD-LEBRATING, 458 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,226 AND BOTH INVOLVED EATING A LOT OF CHINESE FOOD 459 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,461 AND WATCHING SHOWS ABOUT FEMALE MURDERERS. 460 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,230 [knocking] 461 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,867 - I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON...THINGS. 462 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,740 - UH... I BROKE UP WITH EVA. 463 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,876 UM... YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER. 464 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,611 TOTAL PSYCHO. 465 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,079 EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS A LIE. 466 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,349 - EVERYTHING EVERYTHING? 467 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,551 - OH, SHE'S NOT EVEN PREGNANT, NEVER WAS. 468 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,286 - WHAT? HOW IS THAT-- 469 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,021 WHO CARES? YOU OKAY? 470 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,759 - HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT. 471 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,994 [laughs] I'M NOT GONNA BE A DAD 472 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,364 ANYTIME SOON, MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND'S GONE, 473 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,633 AND I'M ABOUT TO EAT SOME OF YOUR CHINESE FOOD. 474 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,335 - OKAY. 475 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,638 - THANKS. 476 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,907 JENNA, I'M SORRY FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU. 477 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,442 YOU WERE TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND, 478 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:13,045 AND I WAS A [bleep] ONE. ALL YEAR. 479 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,916 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH SINGLE AGAIN, HUH? 480 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,418 - I SURE AS HELL AM. 481 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,787 - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER BE READY 482 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,255 TO GET BACK ON THAT HORSE. 483 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:26,326 YOU KNOW? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 484 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,094 - SOME DAY. 485 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,898 BUT FOR NOW, I JUST WANT TO GIVE IT TIME. 486 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,901 [soft guitar, singing] 487 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:40,340 * 488 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,212 - NEXT, ON AWKWARD... 489 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,280 - ARE YOU HAVING SOME ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS? 490 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,515 - MATTY HAS TO COME OVER TONIGHT, 491 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,982 AND I THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT SPECIAL. 492 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,584 - SADIE'S HAVING A PARTY AT HER AUNT'S HOUSE. 493 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,453 WE SHOULD GO! - I HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR US. 494 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,787 - OKAY... - NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP. 495 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,156 - HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MATTY? 496 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,391 - NO. - I DID. HE TOOK OFF 497 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,492 WITH SOME OLDER CHICK. 498 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,428 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN JENNA? 499 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,296 - DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS? 36081

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