All language subtitles for Awkward.S04E10.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP.5.1.H.265.-EDGE2020_track3_[eng]

- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...

- NEXT FALL, I'’D BE STARTING
A WHOLE NEW LIFE.

- I HAVE THIS GREAT PHOTO
OF YOU.

- NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

- IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU
HAVEN'’T SENT ME MY ESSAY?

- MATTY, YOU WANT
YOUR ESSAY SO BAD,

WHY DON'’T YOU GO
AND GET IT YOURSELF?

YOU LEFT SOMETHING IN MY BED
LAST NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND.

NICE TRY.

- THE SENIOR SKI TRIP
WAS LEGENDARY--

LEGENDARY FOR BEING
LESS ABOUT HITTING THE SLOPES

THAN JUST HITTING IT.

THE ONLY THING
I WAS GONNA BE HITTING

WAS MY ASS ON THE SNOW.

MY BOYFRIEND WAS STUCK
IN HIS DORM STUDYING,

AND I COULD BARELY SKI.

DID I REALLY NEED TO BE HERE
TO WATCH A BUNCH OF SKI BUNNIES

HUMP LIKE BUNNIES?

[clears throat]

- [giggling]

- HEY, JENNA.

DO YOU WANT TO SIT BY US?

- FAIR WARNING, BIG ASS BUS
PLUS WINDY ROADS

GIVES ME MAJOR
MOTION MALFUNCTION.

YOU MAY SEE WINTER CHUNDERLAND
BEFORE WINTER WONDERLAND.

- LOVELY.

- PALOS HILL SENIORS.

WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK
ON A JOURNEY

THAT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD
AND BLOW YOUR MIND.

[cheers and applause]

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I CAME UP
WITH A NOVEL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

TO TEAR YOUR WALLS DOWN,
TO GET REAL.

HASHTAG REALNESS.

TO GET YOU READY FOR COLLEGE

WITH OPEN MINDS, OPEN HEARTS,
AND OPEN SOULS.

- WHAT ABOUT OPEN ORIFICES?

[laughter]

- NOW, BECAUSE COLLEGES
ASSIGN THE ROOMMATES RANDOMLY,

I HAVE DECIDED TO OVERRIDE
ALL OF YOUR ROOMING REQUESTS

AND ASSIGN
YOUR ROOMIES RANDOMLY.

[all groan]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO BREAK OUT
OF THEIR CLIQUES.

CLIQUISHNESS LEADS TO BULLYING,

AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT BULLYING.

I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE.
- [muttering]

- YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME,
MOUTH BREATHER,

AND I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A LIVING HELL.

[indistinct muttering]

SCOOT OVER.

- WHO'’D YOU GET?

- GLORIA?

- OH, MY GOD,

WHORIA GLORIA,
THE HOOKUP QUEEN?

HOUSEKEEPING WILL NEED TO
CHANGE HER SHEETS

EVERY TEN SECONDS.

- LET'’S NOT BE JUDGY.

- THANK YOU.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'’S LIKE
BEING PEGGED IN THIS SCHOOL?

IT'’S A SNAKE PIT.

- I WAS THE SUICIDE GIRL.

I KNOW.

- ANYWAY, I'’LL HARDLY EVER
BE IN THE ROOM.

COLD WEATHER MAKES ME
HORNY AS [bleep].

- [scoffs]

LOOK AT THAT DESPERATE DEVIANT.

HOW CAN SHE EVEN
LOOK YOU IN THE EYE

AFTER LEAVING HER SKIVVIES
IN YOUR SHEETS?

WOW.

LOOK AT YOU,
MUSEUM OF TOLERANT.

- WELL, PEOPLE DO DESPERATE
THINGS WHEN THEY'’RE IN LOVE.

- OH, PLEASE.

- SAYS THE GIRL
WHO STAYED UP FOR 96 HOURS

CATFISHING HER BOYFRIEND
WITH A BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

- JUDGY-WUDGY WAS A BORE.

- EVA'’S HIS PROBLEM NOW.

- CUTE THAT YOU THINK THAT,

BUT I'’D KEEP MY EYES OPEN.

SHE'’S REALLY THREATENED BY YOU.

- WELL, I'’M NOT THREATENED
BY HER.

- UGH.

JAKE IS ALL OVER LISSA,

WHICH IS JUST HORNY DESPERATE,

THE HAIL MARY PASS
AT THE VESTAL VIRGIN.

- AND THAT'’S JAKE'’S PROBLEM.

WHY ARE WE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME

WORRYING ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE'’S PROBLEMS

WHEN WE CAN FOCUS ON
OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP?

- OKAY, THIS WHOLE REASONABLE
THING YOU'’RE DOING?

SO BORING.

- MATTY, CAN YOU GET RID OF
THE BARNACLE FOR A SECOND

SO WE CAN TALK SKIING?

- SADIE.

- IT'’S FINE, MATTY;
SHE NEEDS SOME TIME WITH YOU.

I UNDERSTAND.

- OKAY, LET'’S TALK
BLACK DIAMONDS.

- SADIE, EVA AND I ARE
ON THIS TRIP AS A COUPLE,

AND SHE'’S STARTING TO PICK UP
ON YOUR HOSTILITY.

- OH, GOOD.

- AND, TO BE HONEST,

SHE'’S WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

THAT YOU--YOU MIGHT HAVE
FEELINGS FOR ME.

- OKAY,
YOU CAN'’T BE SERIOUS.

- SHE TOLD ME ABOUT
YOUR CONVERSATION.

- WHAT CONVERSATION?

I DON'’T TALK TO THAT FREAK.

- OUR KISS.

HOW HURT YOU WERE THAT I DIDN'’T
THINK IT MEANT ANYTHING.

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

AS FRIENDS.

IT'’S BETTER THAT WE LAY
ALL OUR CARDS OUT ON THE TABLE

AND COMMUNICATE OUR FEELINGS.

- YOU ARE SO RIGHT, MATTY.

AND NOW I'’M GOING TO
COMMUNICATE MINE.

[screaming]

- NO, NO, NO!
NO VIOLENCE!

NO VIOLENCE.
ZERO TOLERANCE.

- EVA STARTED IT.

- SHE'’S RIGHT.

I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I DID,
BUT I'’M SURE I DESERVE IT.

- [shushing]

NO, NO, NO, SWEETHEART.

YOU MUSTN'’T BLAME YOURSELF.

EVERYONE, THIS IS
A TEACHABLE MOMENT.

THE VICTIM, THE ABUSEE,
IS BLAMING HERSELF

IS BLAMING HERSELF

FOR THE ABUSER'’S
HATRED AND VIOLENCE.

WELL, GUESS WHAT?

NOT ON MY WATCH.

- I'’VE DECIDED TO CARPE
ALL OVER THIS DIEM.

THIS IS OUR ONE AND ONLY
SENIOR SKI TRIP.

IF THAT MEANS I TAKE A WALK
ON THE SLUTTY SIDE, I'’M IN.

- YOU KNOW, YOUR HAIR
LOOKS GREAT LATELY.

IT REALLY--IT SHINES.

- THANKS.

I'’VE BEEN USING ARGAN OIL.

IT GIVES ME VOLUME TOO.

- I AM NOT SPENDING
THIS SKI TRIP SOLO.

- NOT EVERYONE'’S
GONNA BE HOOKING UP, T.

WE CAN SKI TOGETHER.

- THE ONLY SLOPES
THAT NEED RIDING ARE MINE.

- HEY.

YOU GUYS SUPER PSYCHED
FOR OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP?

- THIS AIR IS OPPRESSIVE.
- SO CLEAN.

- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BREATHE
AIR WITHOUT TOXINS IN IT?

- DUDE, CHECK OUT GROPER.

- MAJOR MEAT IN THESE WOODS.

- TIME TO GO HUNTING.

both: HUNGRY!

- SO YOU WANT TO HIT THE SLOPES
WITH YOUR POPS?

I CAN SHRED.

- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS
SENIOR SKI TRIP SUPER GREAT?

IF I COULD PRETEND MY PARENTS
WEREN'’T ON IT WITH ME.

- HONEY, YOU'’RE GOING TO COLLEGE
IN LESS THAN NINE MONTHS.

WE DON'’T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME
LEFT TOGETHER.

JUST SKI WITH US.

- NO?
- NO.

- PLEASE.
- NO.

- DON'’T WORRY, TY TY,
IT WON'’T HURT YOU.

IT'’S JUST LIKE RAIN,
ONLY COLD.

- I HAVE SKIED IN SWITZERLAND,
DEAR SISTER.

GSTAAD IS EPIC.

- [chuckles]
TYLER IS SO FULL OF SURPRISES.

I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW
HE HAD A WORD FOR SNOW.

- HEY, TAMARA.

WANT TO GO FOR A RUN.

- I AM SO UP TO GO DOWN.

DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW.

- COOL.

- JENNA?

- I'’M STILL PSYCHING MYSELF UP.

GO AHEAD.

- JENNA.

YOU REMEMBER YOUR FATHER SAYING
HE WOULD TEACH ME TO SKI, RIGHT?

- YOU REMEMBER ME SAYING
I'’D PUT HER IN SKI SCHOOL.

- YOU ARE AN OLD MAN.

YOU CANNOT KEEP UP
WITH MATTY AND JAKE.

- FINE, LET'’S GET ON THE CHAIR.

- OH, GOD, THE CHAIR?

NO, I'’M NOT GETTING
ON THAT THING.

- WELL, AS FAR AS I KNOW,

THAT'’S THE ONLY WAY
UP THE MOUNTAIN.

- HEY, YOU.

I NEED YOU IN THE SINGLES LINE.

- THE SINGLES LINE:

SKIING EQUIVALENT OF BEING

THE LOSER NO ONE WANTED TO
SIT WITH IN THE CAFETERIA.

- J!

YOU LOOK LIKE A SADSY OVER THERE
ALL BY YOURSELF.

YOU WANT TO GO ON A RUN
WITH BIGGIE AND ME?

- NO, THANKS.

I'’M WAITING FOR SOMEONE.

- IT'’S NOT FRESHIES,

BUT ANY SNOW IS GOOD SNOW,
RIGHT?

WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN,
AND BE SAFE.

- WHOA, HEY, FRESHIE.

NO BEAR PAWS IN MY HONEY POT.

- [growls]

- OH, HEY, LOOK,
IT'’S THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

YOU WANT TO COME SHRED
WITH YOUR FOLKS?

- NO, THANKS.

I'’M--I'’M GOOD.

- WHOA!

- OH, BOY.

HEY, DON'’T BE SUCH A--

HOLD IT, LACEY.

- MY SNOW ADVENTURE
WAS ALREADY A MELTDOWN.

I REALLY NEEDED SOME TLC.

- OH, THERE WE GO.

THERE WE GO.

- HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

EXCUSE ME.
THANK YOU.

- IT WAS LIKE MAGIC.

HE WAS LIKE MAGIC.

SUDDENLY, I HAD
MY MOUNTAIN HIGH.

OH!

- THAT'’S IT.
- OH, MY GOD.

- THAT'’S IT.
- OH, MY GOD.

- YOU GOT IT.

YES.

YOU'’RE SKIING.

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS MAGIC.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU KNOW, FOR A BEGINNER,
YOU'’RE REALLY A BEGINNER.

- WELL, LUCKILY
THERE IS LOTS OF TIME

BEFORE THE NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS.

HEY.

OH, YOU GUYS
MADE IT DOWN FASTER,

BUT WE ALL END UP
IN THE SAME PLACE.

- JENNA, WE'’VE BEEN DOWN
FOUR TIMES.

- YOU ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- THERE YOU GO.

- OOPS.

- MATTY AND I HAD BEEN WEIRD
AROUND EACH OTHER

SINCE THE ESSAY
MISUNDERSTANDING,

SO MAYBE IT WAS TIME
TO BE ON MORE SOLID GROUND,

EVEN IF WE WERE
HANGING BY A CABLE

8 MILLION FEET IN THE AIR.

EVA AND LUKE CERTAINLY
SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF.

- SHE CAN TALK TO ANYONE.

- SHE ALWAYS HAS
SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- I DIDN'’T MEAN IT
TO COME OUT THAT WAY.

OR DID I?

THERE WAS DEFINITELY
SOME WEIRDNESS WITH EVA,

BUT IT WASN'’T GONNA DO ME
ANY GOOD

TO GET INTO IT WITH MATTY.

- I DIDN'’T MEAN ANYTHING.

SHE'’S JUST...

INTERESTING.

- JENNA, DO YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH EVA?

- SHE'’S A LYING SLUNT,
AND THAT'’S WHERE SHE LIVES.

- I DIDN'’T KNOW I WAS
DRIVING YOU TO A CATFIGHT.

I WOULD HAVE CHARGED MORE.

- YOU'’RE CHARGING ME?

THAT'’S RUDE.

- JUST GAS.

MAYBE A NECK RUB.

YOU STRESS ME, SADITA.

YOU'’RE SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME,
IT'’S CONTAGIOUS.

- THERE WON'’T BE A CATFIGHT,

BECAUSE THAT RATCHET WHORE
IS ON THE SKI TRIP.

- THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

- I JUST NEED SOME INTEL.

AND STAY IN THE TRUCK.

- WHAT, YOU DON'’T WANT TO BE
SEEN WITH ME?

- THIS ISN'’T A GOOD
NEIGHBORHOOD FOR YOU.

- JENNA, SHE ALREADY TOLD ME
ALL OF THIS,

BUT SHE SAID THAT YOU SHOWED UP
AT SCHOOL

AND ACCUSED US
OF HAVING SEX IN YOUR BED.

- THAT'’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

I JUST TOLD YOU
I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT.

THAT'’S WHAT SHE WANTED ME
TO BELIEVE.

- THAT'’S A LITTLE HARD
TO BELIEVE.

- YEAH, WELL,
IT'’S HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT I'’D FIND HER PANTIES
IN MY BED TOO.

- YEAH, IT IS.

LOOK, I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,

OR WHAT YOUR PROBLEM
IS WITH HER,

BUT I-I REALLY LIKE HER.

SO COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND JUST BACK OFF?

- YEAH, SURE, MATTY.

HAPPY TO.

[screams]

- BEND AT THE WAIST.

BEND AT THE WAIST.
- I'’M TRYING.

- GRACEFUL LIKE A SWAN.

[laughter]

- MAN, EVA SURE PICKED UP
RIDING FAST FOR A NEWBIE.

- MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT TIME
IN SWITZERLAND WITH THE DJ.

- NO, THAT GUY
WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

- SOUNDS LIKE SHE TOLD YOU
HER WHOLE LIFE STORY.

- HARDLY, JENNA.

WE WERE ONLY IN THE CHAIR
FOR 15 MINUTES.

- YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN GET
A LOT OUT IN 15 MINUTES.

[doorbell chimes]

- THE HOSE IS IN THE SIDE YARD,

AND YOU NEED TO PICK UP
THE DOG POOPS.

- THAT IS RUDE AND RACIST.

HE IS NOT A GARDENER.

HE IS A SHORT ORDER COOK.

- YEAH, AND PRINCESS OVER HERE

SERVES HOT DOGS
TO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- I'’M A FRIEND OF EVA'’S,
EVA MANSFIELD.

- I'’M EVA MANSFIELD.

- THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS.

THE CREDIT CARD PEOPLE
ARE STILL AFTER ME.

LOOK, THEY DON'’T EVEN THINK
I'’M ME.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR?

- LADY, MY DAD'’S A COP.

- WHY ISN'’T HER NAME
ON ANY OF THESE?

- SHE'’S A JUVENILE.

HER NAME'’S BEEN REDACTED.

- THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART
OF SKIING.

- ME TOO.

- NO, NO.

THE BEST APRES
IS IN VAL D'’ISERE.

- NO, NO, COURCHEVEL.

- BEST I HAD WAS IN LECH.

- LECH, LIKE WHERE
THE SEA MONSTER IS?

- [speaking foreign language]

- NO, DEAR SISTER, IN AUSTRIA.

- AS LONG AS IT'’S NOT
ON ST. MORITZ.

THERE'’S TOO MANY,
HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIANS.

[laughter]

- WELL, SNOW VALLEY'’S
PRETTY AWESOME

FOR LOCAL SKIING, THOUGH.

- AS LONG AS THERE'’S SNOW,
SCHNAPPS, AND GORGEOUS WOMEN,

I'’M HAPPY.

- OUI.

- PETE, THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU
TO COACH ME TODAY,

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,

MY BEST MOVES
AREN'’T ON SKIS.

- YOU DID PRETTY GOOD
FOR A BEGINNER.

- THANKS,
BUT I'’M MUCH MORE AGILE,

YOU KNOW, WHEN I'’M NOT WEARING
ALL THOSE BULKY CLOTHES.

- YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'’T REALLY
SKI NAKED.

- OKAY, SO DO YOU WANT TO
GET IN THE HOT TUB?

- OH, MAN.

SAD, DESPERATE HETEROS.

- OPPRESSIVE.
- EXCUSE ME.

PEOPLE RELAXING HERE.

- WELL, WE CAN'’T RELAX,

BECAUSE THIS BROKE DOWN
WINTER [bleep] HOLE

HAS BUSTED CELL SERVICE,

WHICH MEANS GROPER'’S
GONE LIMP.

- WHICH MEANS WE GOT TO GET LAID
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

- WHY DON'’T YOU GUYS
JUST GO TO A GAY BAR?

- WHY DON'’T YOU JUST GO TO
A HETERO GHETTO?

- WE'’RE IN A HETERO GHETTO.

- CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE,
PLEASE?

THE HOT TUB'’S CALLING ME.

- OH.

LOOKS LIKE JENNA AND LUKE
STAKED OUT THE BEST SPOT.

- NO, THERE'’S PLENTY OF ROOM.

- NOT A GOOD IDEA.

PLUS, I FEEL LIKE
SHE'’S STARING DAGGERS AT ME.

- EVA, I THINK YOU'’RE BEING
A LITTLE BIT PARANOID.

- YOU'’RE RIGHT.

I'’LL GO GET HOT CHOCOLATES.
- OKAY.

- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.

- OH, MY--

[gasps]

- I AM SO SORRY.

I DIDN'’T SEE YOU THERE.

- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

YOU KNEW I WAS RIGHT THERE.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, I'’M FINE, IT'’S JUST--

- IT'’S JUST--
IT'’S JUST A LITTLE HOT.

CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THE ROOM?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU
JUST STAY AWAY?

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, I'’M--I'’M FINE.

- JENNA, WAS IT A BAD IDEA
THAT I CAME HERE THIS WEEKEND?

- WHAT?
NO, NO.

- BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE STUFF
TO WORK OUT WITH MATTY,

I HAVE SCHOOLWORK
THAT I'’M IGNORING.

- I JUST--
CAN YOU JUST--

I NEED TO BE ALONE
FOR A FEW MINUTES.

- SO, WHAT'’S WRESTLING LIKE,
SWEATY?

DO YOU JUST, LIKE,
PICK SOMEONE UP

AND THROW THEM DOWN
ON THAT MAT?

- NO, IT'’S NOT LIKE THAT
AT ALL.

IT'’S REALLY ALL ABOUT
THE FOOTWORK.

- MM, I LOVE FOOTWORK.

- YOU WRESTLE?

- THIS IS A SICK STEW OF BASIC.

- WELL, NO ONE INVITED YOU
TO JOIN.

- THAT'’S WHY WE DIDN'’T ASK.

- OOH, IT'’S SO COZY IN HERE.

- HOT BUBBLES
ARE THE BEST THING EVER.

- WTF, JAKE?

CAN I GET SOME SPACE?

- THERE'’S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN RELIEVE

THESE REPRESSED LOSERS
FROM THEIR SICK SEXUAL TENSION.

both: KEY PARTY!

- LOCA.
GRACIAS, PAPA.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?

- OKAY, MY DAD IS DOING THIS
OFF THE RECORD AS A FAVOR.

HE TOTALLY BENT THE RULES--

- YES, I KNOW,

AND I APPRECIATE IT,

AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR DAD
MY FIRST-BORN CHILD.

NOW, WHAT DID HE SAY?

- I GET YOUR BABY?

YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO
HAPPEN FIRST, SADITA.

- GROSS.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

- HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN

FROM SAN PEDRO.

- OF COURSE SHE'’S FROM PEDRO.

COULD SHE BE ANY MORE
TEXTBOOK LOWLIFE?

OKAY, ROAD TRIP.

- TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE
OF EMBARRASSING EX DRAMA

HAS FINALLY CONCLUDED.

- THAT'’S GOOD NEWS.
- MM-HMM.

WHO'’S BEEN IN HERE?

- YOUR ROOMMATE?

- NO, SHE'’S BEEN GONE ALL DAY.

- WELL...

- SHE'’S MESSING WITH ME AGAIN.

- WHO?
- WHO DO YOU THINK?

- MOUNTAINS ARE
FOR ADVENTURES, PEOPLE.

COME ON!

GUYS PUT THEIR KEY CARDS
IN THE BOWL.

- WHY THE [bleep] ARE YOU
SO OBSESSED WITH MY ROOM?

- EXCUSE ME?

- THE CONDOMS, EVA.

WHAT, ARE YOU
TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK

THAT MATTY SCREWED YOU
IN MY BED AGAIN?

- WHAT?
- JENNA.

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT CONDOMS?

- THE CONDOMS YOU LEFT
IN MY ROOM.

- WHOOPSIE.

MY BAD.

- I THOUGHT YOU SAID

YOU WEREN'’T GONNA HOOK UP
IN OUR ROOM.

- I SAID I'’D HARDLY
BE IN THE ROOM.

I DIDN'’T MAKE ANY GUARANTEES.

- OKAY, LET'’S PICK SOME KEYS.

- YOU KNOW...

I DIDN'’T DRIVE
TWO HOURS

TO WATCH SOME PSYCHODRAMA
WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.

- THAT'’S NOT WHAT IT IS.

- THEN WHAT IS IT?

WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT,
LET ME KNOW.

IN THE MEANTIME,

I'’M GONNA GO CATCH UP
ON THE STUDYING

I'’VE BEEN BLOWING OFF
TO BE HERE WITH YOU.

[door slams shut]

- THAT BITCH'’S COVER
IS TOTALLY BLOWN.

SHE DOESN'’T EVEN
LIVE IN OUR DISTRICT.

SHE IS SO OUT OF PHHS.

- STAY IN THE TRUCK.

THIS ISN'’T A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD
FOR YOU.

- OH, PLEASE.

- WHOO!
- [whistling]

[dog barking]

- YOU LOVE IT.
- DUH.

[knocks on door]

- HI, I'’M A FRIEND OF AMBER'’S.

- DIDN'’T KNOW AMBER
HAD FRIENDS.

- OH, I JUST LOVE HER.

ARE YOU HER MOM?

- HER GRAN.

MY DAUGHTER TOOK OFF FOR VEGAS
YEARS AGO.

COME ON DOWN.

SHE'’S PROBABLY IN HER ROOM.

- AMBER'’S DOWNSTAIRS?

- PROBABLY STUDYING.

SHE'’S ALWAYS STUDYING.

[flies buzzing]

- [sighs]

- JESUS H. CHRIST.

[sinister music]

♪

THAT PSYCHOTIC BITCH.

- BOYS, I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM,

BUT IT BETTER BE PETE.

- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'’T HAVE
LEFT IT ALL BOY-ON-GIRL.

THAT'’S SO BASIC.

- THESE PEOPLE CAN'’T HANDLE
A PARADIGM SHIFT.

[lock beeps]

[lock beeps]

- OH, COME ON.

THIS IS TOO MUCH WORK,
EVEN FOR ME.

I'’M ON VACATION.

[lock beeps]

- [gasps]
OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

- GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES, LISSA.

EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY.

THERE'’S NO REASON
WE NEED TO BE ALONE.

THERE'’S LOTS TO WATCH ON TV.

- WAY TO CLEAR OUT THE TRASH.

- BASIC IS AS BASIC DOES.

NOW THE FUN REALLY BEGINS.

HELLO, BOYS.

GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.

[phone beeps]

[cell phone buzzing]

[water trickling]

[buzzing continues]

- UGH.

- MATTY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

EVA IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR.

YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM HER.

MATTY.

MATTY.

- MY HEAD WAS CLEARING,
A LITTLE.

WHY WAS I LETTING EVA
MAKE ME SO CRAZY?

COULD I SEPARATE
WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HER

FROM WHAT I THOUGHT
ABOUT MATTY?

IT WAS A TANGLED WEB
I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM

SO THAT I COULD FOCUS ON
WHAT WAS IMPORTANT

AND WHAT MADE ME HAPPY:

LUKE.

[cell phone buzzing]

- HEY.

I'’M FINALLY OVER
MY ALTITUDE-INDUCED DEMENTIA.

I AM SO SORRY.

CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

- I GUESS I COULD BE
PERSUADED.

- HOW ABOUT A ROMANTIC
MOONLIT STROLL?

MEET YOU BY THE BEAR IN FIVE?

- I'’M ALL YOURS.

[cell phone buzzing]

- HELLO?

- EVA MANSFIELD
IS A LYING PSYCHOPATH.

AS USUAL,
I WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO GET TO MATTY.

HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN,

AND UNTIL SHE CAME TO PHHS,

SHE HADN'’T SET FOOT
OUTSIDE OF SAN PEDRO.

- WHAT?

- SHE WAS KICKED OUT
OF THE SCHOOL SYSTEM

WHEN SHE WAS NINE.

STABBED A KID IN THE FACE
WITH A PENCIL.

SHE'’S BEEN HOMESCHOOLED,

BY HERSELF.

- HOLY [bleep].

- YOU'’VE GOT TO TELL MATTY.

I CALLED HIM,
AND SHE ANSWERED HIS PHONE.

YOU HAVE TO FIND HIM.

[dramatic music]

[knocks on door]

- MATTY, MATTY,
ARE YOU IN THERE?

[knocks on door]

[phone line trilling]
COME ON, PICK UP, MATTY.

[trilling continues]

[cell phone beeps]

[lock beeps]

MATTY.

I HAVE TO TALK--

[cell phone beeps]

LUKE.

LUKE, I AM SO SORRY.

- NEXT ON AWKWARD...
- WE'’VE GOT WORK TO DO.

- YOU COULD DIAL BACK
THE BITCHERY

IF YOU WANT MY HELP.

- BUNDLE IT UP, HAMILTOE,
AND LET'’S GET MOVING.

- YOU'’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

EVERYTHING'’S SPINNING
OUT OF CONTROL.

- HEY, KIDS.

- HEARD SOME NC-17 NOISE COMING
FROM YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?

- BLOWING THAT BITCH'’S
COVER.

- AND IT IS REALLY
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

- I'’M PREGNANT.