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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:04,439 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... - I WANT MATTY TO DATE. 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:05,570 - WHY DON'’T YOU SET HIM UP YOURSELF? 3 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,137 - MAYBE I WILL. - MATTY AND I KISSED. 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,399 - YOU'’RE A LIAR, AND I NEED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 5 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:09,966 - WHAT? 6 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,707 - I PROMISE NOT TO INTERFERE WITH YOU OR EVA. 7 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:12,664 - WE DON'’T NEED EACH OTHER'’S BLESSINGS, JENNA. 8 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,101 WE'’RE NOT TOGETHER. 9 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,319 - OUT OF THE CAR RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW, COME ON. 10 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:15,928 - WE DIDN'’T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 11 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:21,673 - THE NIGHT SO FAR HAD BEEN AN EPIC FAIL. 12 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,241 THREE GIRLS, THREE FIGHTS, AND TWO BROKEN HEARTS. 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,026 I WAS SICK OF FIGHTING WITH MATTY. 14 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,853 WHY COULDN'’T WE MOVE ON? 15 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,247 WHY WAS I LETTING MATTY MCKIBBEN RUIN ANOTHER NIGHT? 16 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,119 I HAD A NEW MAN IN MY LIFE, 17 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:35,644 AND HE AND A DRAMA-FREE NIGHT WERE JUST 40 MINUTES AWAY. 18 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,907 TURN THE CAR AROUND. NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS. 19 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,691 WE CAN STILL MAKE IT TO SCU BY MIDNIGHT 20 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,346 AND SPEND OUR NIGHT WITH REAL MEN, COLLEGE MEN. 21 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,608 WHO'’S DOWN FOR A LITTLE ROAD TRIP? 22 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,219 - HELL TO THE YES. 23 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,916 THEY SAY THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE-- 24 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,091 THAT SOMEONE BEING JAKE-- 25 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,919 IS TO GET UNDER SOMEONE NEW. 26 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:52,008 AND THAT SOMEONE NEW IS A YET-TO-BE-NAMED COLLEGE GUY-- 27 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,575 OR GUYS-- 28 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,620 WITH THEIR MANLY SCRUFF AND FIVE-BUTTON CARDIGANS. 29 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,318 EVERY ONE OF THEM 30 00:00:57,318 --> 00:01:00,103 IS LIKE A LIVING, BREATHING J.CREW CATALOG, ONLY HOTTER. 31 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,931 LET'’S FRICKIN'’ DO THIS. - LET'’S FRICKIN'’ DO THIS. 32 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,628 - LET'’S FRICKIN'’ NOT! 33 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,848 I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME HOME, PRONTO. 34 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,719 THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN GETTING DUMPED 35 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:11,201 IS AN "EAT, PRAY, SUCK" ROAD TRIP WITH YOU TWO MORONS. 36 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,638 GOOD LUCK WITH "CROSSROADS 2." 37 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,075 - WHAT DID SADIE KNOW? 38 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,859 - CROSSROADS IS AN UNDERAPPRECIATED GEM. 39 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,556 AND LUKE AND HIS BED 40 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,863 WOULD BE THE PERFECT REMEDY TO EVERYTHING. 41 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,430 SURPRISE! 42 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:29,741 [keys clacking, loud thud] 43 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:30,742 I COULDN'’T BELIEVE IT. 44 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,788 WAS LUKE REALLY CHEATING ON ME? 45 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:35,182 I WANTED TO SPEAK, BUT I COULDN'’T FORM WORDS. 46 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,792 LUCKY FOR ME, I HAD A BEST FRIEND 47 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,315 WHO WAS NEVER AT A LOSS FOR THEM. 48 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,665 - W.T.F.? A RUB AND TUG WITH A FUG? 49 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:43,973 THE ONLY ENDING YOU'’RE GETTING TONIGHT IS AN UNHAPPY ONE. 50 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,192 AND YOU? 51 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,019 I MAY LOOK LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER, 52 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,673 BUT I AM A MILLION-DOLLAR BABY. 53 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,981 I WILL GRAB THAT MESSY MOP AND PULL SO HARD, 54 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,939 YOU'’LL HAVE TO GO TO EVERY SUPERCUTS FROM HERE 55 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,941 TO OAKLAND TO RE-CREATE 56 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,248 THAT "OH, I JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED LOOKING LIKE THIS, 57 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,511 LET ME GIVE YOU A SENSUAL MASSAGE" LOOK. 58 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,470 SO PUT '’EM UP, '’CAUSE IT'’S GO TIME, BITCH. 59 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:06,517 - JENNA, I'’D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY BEST FRIEND, SHAYNE. 60 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,563 - HI. I'’M SHAYNE. 61 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,173 BY THE WAY, I'’M GAY. 62 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,222 - GAY OR STRAIGHT? 63 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,137 - DON'’T WORRY. MY BROTHER'’S BEEN THROUGH THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. 64 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,964 THEY HOLD US FOR A NIGHT, 65 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,270 THEN WE'’RE BROUGHT BEFORE A JUDGE IN THE MORNING. 66 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,793 WE WILL BE OUT AFTER THAT. 67 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,534 - OKAY, RIGHT. 68 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,883 - WHAT'’S THE MATTER? 69 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,276 YOU CAN'’T DO A NIGHT IN THE CLINK, BRO? 70 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,059 - OH, NO, IT'’S NOT THAT. 71 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,670 I HAD A TON OF BEER BACK THERE. 72 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,106 I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD. 73 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,064 - THEY HAVE TOILETS INSIDE. 74 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,370 - YOU KNOW I'’M PEE SHY DUDE. 75 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,416 - GAY OR STRAIGHT? - STRAIGHT. 76 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,766 - HEY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SAY? - WE'’RE STRAIGHT. 77 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,594 - YEAH, BUT WHAT IF THE GAY WING IS NICER? 78 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,682 [door closes] 79 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,730 - GAY OR STRAIGHT? 80 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,689 - STRAIGHT. 81 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,561 - WAIT. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT AND NOT HIM? 82 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:51,736 - [chuckles] 83 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:54,609 [door slams] 84 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,568 [ominous music plays] 85 00:02:57,568 --> 00:03:05,097 ♪ 86 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,969 DON'’T WE GET ONE PHONE CALL? 87 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:10,146 - YEAH, WE DO. 88 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,020 - HOW'’S THIS THING WORK? 89 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,674 DO WE NEED WOODEN NICKELS OR SOMETHING? 90 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:19,111 - IT'’S LIKE THAT GUMBALL MACHINE, BUT NO, UH, COINS. 91 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,809 COLLECT CALLS ONLY. 92 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,245 - OKAY, WHATEVER. 93 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:25,205 WHOSE NUMBER DO WE KNOW BY HEART? 94 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,815 WHAT ABOUT JENNA? 95 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,817 YOU HAVE TO HAVE HER NUMBER MEMORIZED. 96 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,949 - I'’D RATHER DIE IN PRISON THAN CALL JENNA RIGHT NOW. 97 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,038 - COME ON, MAN. 98 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:35,693 THERE'’S GOT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE WHOSE NUMBER WE HAVE MEMORIZED. 99 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:40,568 [phone beeps] 100 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,048 [phone vibrates] 101 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,920 - HELLO? 102 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,444 - HELLO, THIS IS A COLLECT CALL FROM THE COUNTY PRISON. 103 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,098 - NOT TONIGHT, ALLY. 104 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,883 GET OUT OF ANOTHER DRUNK-DRIVING SITCH YOURSELF. 105 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,537 [dial tone] 106 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,630 - YO. 107 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,982 - HOLY [bleep], YOU ESCAPED? 108 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,419 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'’RE IN NOW? 109 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,203 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 110 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,597 I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU BEFORE THE VIKES HIT THE ZINNY 111 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,860 THAT I GOT A GIRLS'’ BRUNCH WITH VAL AND LACEY TOMORROW. 112 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,078 WEIRDO. 113 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:20,042 [phone beeps] 114 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,305 [phone rings] 115 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,222 - I'’M SORRY TO JUST BARGE IN. 116 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:29,007 I WAS JUST MISSING YOU. - NO SWEAT. 117 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,575 IT CAN BE A LITTLE HECTIC AROUND HERE DURING MIDTERMS. 118 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:34,012 - "HECTIC" DIDN'’T CAPTURE THE REAL. 119 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,276 IT WAS A FULL-ON SENSORY ASSAULT, 120 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,104 A REVOLTING BLEND OF STANK, RANK, AND JANK. 121 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,716 - DESPERATE TIMES EQUALS DESPERATE MEASURES, 122 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,805 WHICH EQUALS TAMARA DIGGING FOR TREASURE 123 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,895 IN THIS FILTHY HEAP OF BOY SCUZZ. 124 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,030 HEY, THERE. I'’M TAMARA. 125 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:54,859 - [belches] 126 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,992 - NOT SURE THAT WAS THE HEAT TAMARA HAD IN MIND 127 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,907 WHEN SHE PLEDGED TO HOOK UP WITH A COLLEGE GUY. 128 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,952 - O.M. JESUS, I NEED TO SCRUB 129 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,214 A "TUNA FISH, ROOT BEER, AND CORN CHIP" BURP 130 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:04,129 OFF MY FACE, STAT! 131 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,653 - BATHROOM'’S DOWN THE HALL TO THE-- 132 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:06,567 IT'’S COED! 133 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,138 HEY. 134 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,053 I'’M SORRY. I REALLY HAVE TO STUDY. 135 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,969 - LUKE WAS PROVING DIFFICULT TO PIN DOWN. 136 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:22,060 MAYBE I JUST NEEDED TO GET A BIT MORE CREATIVE IN MY APPROACH. 137 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,148 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 138 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,672 - HOW ABOUT I QUIZ YOU, 139 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:28,980 AND FOR EVERY RIGHT ANSWER, YOU GET A REWARD. 140 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,765 - OKAY. 141 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,115 - "THE END OF THE NEUTRALITY ACT 142 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:36,336 CAME WITH THE PASSAGE OF THIS LAW IN 1941." 143 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,033 - THE LEASE LEND ACT. 144 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,426 - YES. 145 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,036 - WAIT. NO, I MISLABELED IT. 146 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,385 I THINK IT'’S THE LEND LEASE ACT, I'’M PRETTY SURE. 147 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,169 CAN I SEE IT? 148 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,997 YEP. 149 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:50,088 [hip hop music] 150 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,352 [toilet flushes] 151 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,400 - I CAN'’T DO THIS. 152 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,141 - I CAN'’T DO THIS. 153 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,273 - GO. I'’LL FORM A HUMAN SHIELD. - NO, IT'’S NOT THAT. 154 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,580 - THEN WHAT? - MY... 155 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,799 "SITUATION"... 156 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,453 HAS GRADUATED FROM A STAND-UP JOB 157 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,845 TO A SIT-DOWN ONE. 158 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:10,065 - EESH. 159 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,980 [prison cell door closes] GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 160 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,590 [buzzer sounds] 161 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,420 UH, HEY, THAT'’S MY BUNK. 162 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:23,644 HEY, MAN, I WAS ASSIGNED THAT BUNK, SO... 163 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,909 WHA--OH! UM, I'’LL GO UP IN...HERE. 164 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,618 - WITH LUKE DISTRACTED, 165 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,446 I THOUGHT A NICE VIEW AND SOME FRESH AIR 166 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,274 WOULD HELP US RECONNECT. 167 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:48,190 ISN'’T IT NICE? 168 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,975 PLUS, IT DOESN'’T SMELL LIKE COFFEE AND RITALIN UP HERE. 169 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,369 - [chuckles] TOTALLY. 170 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,502 - UGH. SERIOUSLY? 171 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,851 - ALL RIGHT, LET'’S--JENNA, NO! 172 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,506 - WHAT? IT'’S JUST A NASTY OLD FLIP-FLOP. 173 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,464 - THAT WAS THE DOORSTOP. 174 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,597 IT KEEPS THE DOOR FROM CLOSING. 175 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,120 I DON'’T HAVE MY PHONE. 176 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,513 CAN YOU CALL TAMARA AND GET HER TO COME GET US? 177 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,906 - I LEFT MY PHONE DOWNSTAIRS. 178 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,126 - GREAT. NOW WE'’RE LOCKED OUT HERE. 179 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,481 - MY EFFORT TO CONNECT WITH LUKE 180 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,396 HAD LEFT US LOCKED OUT IN THE COLD. 181 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,224 I NEEDED TO GENERATE SOME HEAT AND FAST. 182 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,573 - [sighs] 183 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,009 - WELL, WHILE WE'’RE STUCK OUT HERE, 184 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,663 WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT. 185 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:27,751 HMM? 186 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,014 - [sighs] 187 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,234 - HEY. HEY, WHAT'’S WRONG? 188 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,670 - JENNA, YOU JUST DON'’T UNDERSTAND 189 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,715 HOW IMPORTANT MY STUDYING IS. 190 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,804 YOU'’RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 191 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,327 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 192 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,416 - LOOK, THAT DIDN'’T COME OUT RIGHT. 193 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,418 - NO, LUKE, WHY DON'’T YOU TELL ME WHAT ELSE 194 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:45,160 I DON'’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I'’M JUST IN HIGH SCHOOL. 195 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,902 - UGH. 196 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,773 UGH. 197 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,132 [sighs] 198 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,482 AH. 199 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,700 - WAIT YOUR TURN, SON. 200 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,441 I GOT A FEW POUNDS TO DROP IN HERE. 201 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,013 - OH! 202 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,797 OH! 203 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,669 - WORD TO THE WISE-- 204 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,192 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT KEEPING AN EYE 205 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,628 ON YOUR BOY TONIGHT. 206 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,847 HE AIN'’T MAKING NO FRIENDS. 207 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:20,848 - THANKS. 208 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,719 - WHAT YOU IN FOR, HOMES? 209 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,896 - WHO KNOWS? YOU? 210 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:29,639 - PULLED A TRIGGER, MADE SOME THINGS DISAPPEAR. 211 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,424 NORMALLY, I'’M ONE EASYGOING MOTHER. 212 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:33,991 BUT IF SOMEONE GETS ON MY NERVES, 213 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,037 LOOK THE HELL OUT! 214 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,822 BELIEVE IT OR NOT... 215 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,868 MY TROUBLES BEGAN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THAN YOU. 216 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,784 [buzzer sounds] 217 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,263 - OH, HEY. 218 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:47,788 DOING YOUR NAILS-- NICE. 219 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,486 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 220 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,445 THERE IS NO MORE IMPORTANT PART OF A LESBIAN THAN HER FINGERS. 221 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,057 - DO YOU JUST BLURT OUT EVERY OFFENSIVE THING THAT YOU THINK? 222 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,668 - NO. IT'’S ACTUALLY VERY CAREFUL CURATED. 223 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,540 WHY AREN'’T YOU STUDYING FOR MIDTERMS 224 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,630 LIKE ALL THE OTHER COCKROACHES IN THIS GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE? 225 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,502 - BECAUSE I FINISHED THEM LAST NIGHT, DUH. 226 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,460 BOYS--NOT ONLY ARE THEY UNSANITARY, 227 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,637 BUT THEY DON'’T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MANAGING THEIR TIME. 228 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,160 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 229 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,857 EXACTLY. 230 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,729 I AM ALL ABOUT MANAGING TIME APPROPRIATELY, 231 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,426 ESPECIALLY FOR SENIOR YEAR. 232 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,254 MY COLOR-CODED SYSTEM TO GET ME THROUGH THE NEXT FEW MONTHS 233 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,212 WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND. 234 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,564 - REALLY? '’CAUSE I'’M THE GIRL WHO GOES TO STAPLES TO UNWIND. 235 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,348 - OH, MY GOD. DON'’T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY 236 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,220 I SPENT AT STAPLES LAST WEEK. 237 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,266 HOLD UP. IS THAT CARAMEL SPELL? 238 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,702 - OBVI. 239 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,922 - SCOOCH OVER, GIRL. 240 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,445 - HEY. 241 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,099 I DIDN'’T MEAN THAT YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND 242 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,928 BECAUSE YOU'’RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 243 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,973 I JUST-- [sighs] 244 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,019 I'’M ON SCHOLARSHIP HERE. 245 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:48,544 AND IF I DON'’T MAKE MY GRADES, I'’LL LOSE IT, AND THEN I'’M OUT. 246 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,025 THERE'’S NO WAY I CAN AFFORD THIS PLACE OTHERWISE. 247 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,288 SO MIDTERMS ARE AN EXTRA-STRESSFUL TIME OF YEAR 248 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,073 FOR ME. 249 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,162 - I'’M SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 250 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,729 - I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 251 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,862 I JUST KNOW YOU MAYBE HAVE THIS PICTURE OF ME 252 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:05,082 AS THIS COOL, CONFIDENT COLLEGE GUY, WHICH I AM. 253 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,303 I TOTALLY AM, LIKE, ALL DAY. - RIGHT. 254 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,523 - BUT I'’M ALSO A COMPLETE DORKUS ABOUT SCHOOL. 255 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,351 I PUT MYSELF ON LOCKDOWN THIS WEEKEND 256 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,353 SO I COULD GET EVERYTHING DONE 257 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,182 AND MAKE TIME FOR THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE... 258 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,531 LIKE YOU. 259 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,969 - IN THAT MOMENT, LUKE WAS EVERYTHING-- 260 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,406 HIS VULNERABILITY, HIS HONESTY, HIS WORK ETHIC, 261 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,669 NO GAMES, STRAIGHT LINES. 262 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,149 HE WAS A GREAT BOYFRIEND, 263 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,194 AND I WANTED TO BE AN EQUALLY GREAT GIRLFRIEND. 264 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,718 OKAY. 265 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,067 IF YOU NEED TO KEEP THIS SCHOLARSHIP, 266 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,112 THEN WE NEED TO GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. 267 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,897 HAND ME THOSE FLASH CARDS. 268 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,464 I AM GOING TO LEND-LEASE YOU A HAND. 269 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,032 - "LEND-LEASE"? REALLY? 270 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,034 - I REGRETTED IT AS SOON AS I SAID IT. 271 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,517 - MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME. 272 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,388 TROUBLE KEPT FINDING ME. 273 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,565 SOON, THE STREETS BECAME MY TRUE MOMS AND POPS. 274 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,872 I WAS RAISED ON THE BLOCK, SON. 275 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,440 I GOT MY PhD IN STRAIGHT HUSTLING, HOMEY. 276 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,703 - YEAH, I CAN RELATE, MAN. 277 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,313 I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS ADOPTED. 278 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,054 - REALLY? 279 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,491 BY SOME RICH-BITCH MOTHER[bleep] UP IN P.V.? 280 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,319 - YEAH, BUT-- 281 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,799 - THEY FED YOU, BOUGHT YOU CLOTHES? 282 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,322 - THEY DID, BUT-- 283 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,281 - WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE? 284 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,370 - ESCALADE. 285 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,850 DROVE IT OFF A CLIFF. 286 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,808 - [laughs] AN ESCALADE? 287 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,027 DAMN, SON. 288 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,506 THEY AIN'’T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY 289 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,422 TO BUY THEIR ADOPTED BOY AN "S" CLASS. 290 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:28,731 HOMEY, YOU GOT ADOPTED BY SOME STRAIGHT JERKS. 291 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:32,604 [laughing] 292 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,302 "DROVE IT OFF A CLIFF." 293 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,783 [chuckling] 294 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,960 - COME ON, LUKE. 295 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,701 WHAT WERE THE MAIN POINTS OF THE POTSDAM TREATY? 296 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,269 - I THINK IT WAS... 297 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,970 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO STUDY. 298 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,233 - I THINK WE'’VE STUDIED ENOUGH FOR THE NIGHT. 299 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,496 I JUST WANT TO ENJOY YOU. 300 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,892 - I CAME HERE TONIGHT TO HOOK UP, 301 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,850 BUT IT'’S BEEN A COMPLETE FAIL MARY. 302 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,591 WHAT'’S THE DEAL? 303 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,462 I THOUGHT COLLEGE GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SO MUCH COOLER, 304 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,812 BUT THEY'’RE JUST LIKE HIGH-SCHOOL GUYS, 305 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,162 PLUS 2 YEARS AND 20 POUNDS. 306 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,859 - I DID THE GUY THING FOR A WHILE, 307 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,819 BUT IT WASN'’T UNTIL I WAS WITH A WOMAN THAT EVERYTHING CLICKED. 308 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,690 I MEAN, GUYS JUST TAKE SO MUCH LONGER TO EVOLVE 309 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,344 INTO FUNCTIONAL ADULTS. 310 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,911 AND THE ROAD TO GET THERE IS FILLED WITH DOUCHE STOPS. 311 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,261 - OH, TALK TO ME ABOUT DOUCHE STOPS. 312 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,003 MY LAST BOYFRIEND WENT INTO A "MUMFORD AND DUMBS" PHASE. 313 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,614 SO "TRAJNOXIOUS." 314 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,268 "TRAGIC" PLUS "OBNOXIOUS." 315 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,573 - THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE. 316 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,837 - NOT TO MENTION HE COULD NEVER BUY ME A TICKET 317 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,795 TO RIDE THE BIG OH-LLERCOASTER. 318 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,536 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 319 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,538 NEVER SEND A MAN TO DO A WOMAN'’S JOB. 320 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,193 [both laugh] 321 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,673 - OKAY, I NEED TO STOP OR GET A TOWEL 322 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,546 FOR THE SERIOUS VERBAL VOM THAT'’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 323 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,677 NICE, HUH? 324 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,207 - OH, MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY. 325 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,383 I TOTALLY MISREAD THE SITUATION. 326 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,820 - LET'’S DO THIS. 327 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,531 - HEY. 328 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,624 FREEDOM. 329 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,365 - ♪ RIGHT NOW WE'’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN ♪ 330 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,978 ♪ OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND SEE 331 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,631 ♪ 332 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,590 - UGH. SHAYNE, YOU'’VE GOT TO STOP HOOKING UP 333 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,505 WITH GIRLS IN MY BED. 334 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:31,811 - GOOD MORNING. 335 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,249 - OH, MY GOD. 336 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,294 - WALKER, YOU HAVE A VISITOR. 337 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,861 - THAT'’S YOU. 338 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,558 LET ME GO. 339 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,777 - ARE YOU INSANE? 340 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,387 - THIS MIGHT BE MY ONE SHOT 341 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,128 AT GETTING TO AN ACTUAL BATHROOM, MAN. 342 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,217 - FINE. 343 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:51,265 BUT WHOEVER IT IS, YOU GET US OUT OF HERE. 344 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,440 - I'’M WALKER. 345 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,753 IS THERE A REAL BATHROOM ANYWHERE? 346 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,408 EVEN A PLASTIC BAG WOULD DO AT THIS POINT. 347 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,718 SADIE, HOW DID YOU FIND US? 348 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,242 - I WAS THERE WHEN MATTY GOT HIS FAKE LAST NIGHT, DICKWEED. 349 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,461 AND SINCE YOU LEFT WITH EVA, 350 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,550 I FIGURED YOU WERE DEAD OR IN PRISON. 351 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,639 OH, AND THE RECORDED CALL FROM COUNTY HELPED. 352 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,684 NOW, WHAT THE [bleep] HAPPENED TO YOU? 353 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,643 - MATTY AND I GOT BUSTED FOR DRINKING. 354 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,863 WE SHOWED THE COPS OUR FAKES, AND THEY BOUGHT THEM, 355 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,560 BUT THEN MATTY STARTED MOUTHING OFF, 356 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,257 SO HE GOT US ARRESTED FOR OPEN CONTAINERS. 357 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,172 - WHERE WAS EVA? 358 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,347 - I DON'’T KNOW. SHE WAS THERE, BUT SHE BAILED. 359 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,219 - THAT BITCH DITCHED? 360 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,438 I'’M GOING TO [bleep] KILL HER. 361 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,179 OH, RELAX. 362 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,008 - SADIE, IF I DON'’T GET OUT OF HERE SOON, 363 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,228 I'’M GONNA DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD. 364 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,925 - YOU'’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE? 365 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,318 - NO. 366 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:48,191 I'’M GONNA [bleep] MYSELF. 367 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,976 - LISTEN, DUMB-ASS, GIVE UP YOUR FAKES, 368 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,281 TELL THE COPS YOU'’RE MINORS, 369 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240 AND LEGALLY, THEY CAN'’T HOLD YOU. 370 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,503 IF THEY EVEN HESITATE, TELL THEM THAT YOUR FRIEND 371 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,331 IS GOING TO TWEET AT THE L.A. TIMES 372 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,550 THAT THEIR INCOMPETENCE IS ENDANGERING THE LIVES 373 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,684 OF TWO CUTE, INNOCENT HIGH-SCHOOL BOYS, 374 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:06,035 AND IT'’LL GO VIRAL FASTER THAN HPV AT COACHELLA. 375 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,255 AND THEY'’LL BE MALL COPS AT THE BEVERLY CENTER 376 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,344 FOR THE REST OF THEIR MEANINGLESS LIVES. 377 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,345 - WHOA. 378 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,476 OKAY. 379 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,000 - WITH PROCESSING AND EVERYTHING, 380 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,958 YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN AN HOUR. - THANK YOU. 381 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,265 OH, HEY, WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF? 382 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:21,746 - ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. - HMM. 383 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,925 - AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE WERE BREAST FRIENDS... 384 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,752 HANDS EVERYWHERE. 385 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,406 I THINK WE HAD SEX-- 386 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,321 NOT 100% SURE, BUT I DID FEEL, LIKE, 1,000 VOLTS 387 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,844 SHOOT THROUGH MY THIGHS AT ONE POINT, 388 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,759 AND MY EYES ROLLED BACK INTO MY HEAD, 389 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,762 AND THE ORGASMS JUST KEPT COMING, FAST AND BI-FURIOUS. 390 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,678 I SWEAR I SAW JESUS SURFING A RAINBOW-COLORED STAR. 391 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,159 - SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'’RE-- - "HETEROFLEXIBLE"? 392 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,422 MAYBE, THOUGH I THINK IT'’S MORE LIKE THAT TIME 393 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,468 I WORE A BLAZER AROUND FOR A WEEK. 394 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,471 LOOKS GOOD ON ELLEN, BUT NOT FOR ME. 395 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,038 - AND WHEN MOM WAS OVER IN SEATTLE, 396 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,909 SHE MOVED DOWN HERE WITH SONIC YOUTH, 397 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,085 SO THERE'’S, LIKE, A 65% CHANCE I'’M EDDIE VEDDER'’S KID. 398 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,260 AND THEN THERE WAS THAT BRIEF PERIOD 399 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,871 THAT KURT AND COURTNEY BROKE UP, SO... 400 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,047 - NO. - YEAH. 401 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,613 - GET OUT OF MY FACE. 402 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,268 - KURT FULLER AND COURTNEY COX MIGHT BE YOUR PARENTS? 403 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,835 SO COOL. 404 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,706 - I WAS ALMOST THE KID ON THE COVER OF NEVERMIND, 405 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,666 BUT MY MOTHER'’S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON. 406 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,277 - [clears throat] 407 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,410 - HI, KIDS. HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 408 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,455 - NOTHING TOO CRAZY-- 409 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,588 CONCERT AND THEN RIGHT BACK TO TAMARA'’S. 410 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,721 - OKAY, DON'’T WORRY. I AM OFF THE CLOCK. 411 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,507 THERE IS NO NEED TO CENSOR YOURSELF. 412 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,900 I'’M NOT COUNSELOR MARKS IN YOUR HOME. 413 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,642 I AM JUST VAL THE PAL. 414 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,731 - EVA, WHAT'’S UP? 415 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,429 - OH, MY GOD. I'’M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 416 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,083 I REALLY NEED TO TALK. 417 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,215 LACEY SAID I SHOULD JUST HANG OUT UNTIL YOU GOT HOME. 418 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,218 - LACEY. - HMM. 419 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,395 - WHY DON'’T WE GO TALK IN MY ROOM? 420 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,441 - SIT, SPILL. 421 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,443 HOW WAS THE CONCERT? ANY HIGHLIGHTS? 422 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,011 - JUST THE ONES SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS THIS MORNING. 423 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,361 - DO TELL. 424 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,841 - LESBI HONEST. I KISSED A GIRL. 425 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,017 - WHOA! 426 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,148 - BOOM! 427 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,584 - BI-CURIOUS GEORGE. 428 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,586 - INTERESTING. 429 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372 WELL, THAT'’S A THING THAT-- THAT SOME PEOPLE DO. 430 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,982 - OH, PLEASE. 431 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,593 ONCE YOU'’VE KNOCKED A FEW BACK, A MOUTH IS JUST A MOUTH. 432 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:13,510 - WELL, I COULD NEVER DO THAT WITH A GIRL. 433 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,816 - OH, REALLY? 434 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,514 NEWPORT BEACH, JUNIOR YEAR? 435 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,561 THAT WASN'’T KEVIN, HON. 436 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,912 - OH, MY GOD! [gasps] 437 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,653 - THEY'’RE IN JAIL? 438 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,481 - I KNOW, AND I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE STUCK AROUND, 439 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,396 BUT AFTER MY SHOPLIFTING THING LAST YEAR, 440 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,398 MY DAD WOULD HAVE FROZEN MY TRUST. 441 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,964 - OKAY, THIS IS INSANE. 442 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,488 - I WAS HOPING YOU COULD GO DOWN TO THE STATION WITH ME 443 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,837 AND HELP GET THEM OUT. 444 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,404 - MATTY'’S SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK 445 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,145 HAD HIT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. 446 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,756 BUT IT WASN'’T MY RESPONSIBILITY TO BE HIS SAVIOR ANYMORE. 447 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,627 I'’M GONNA GIVE YOU HIS BROTHER'’S NUMBER. 448 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,456 CALL HIM. HE'’LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION. 449 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,203 [buzzer sounds] 450 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,510 - HEY, ALL WE HAVE TO DO 451 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,164 IS TELL THEM WE'’RE MINORS, AND THEY'’LL LET US GO. 452 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,122 - BUT IF WE SAY THAT, THEY'’LL KNOW WE HAD FAKE I.D.s. 453 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,385 - UGH. WE WILL DEAL WITH THAT LATER. 454 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,953 ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS PLACE WILL BE PAINTED BROWN 455 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,302 IF WE DON'’T GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. 456 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,739 SO LET'’S GO. - OKAY, OKAY. 457 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,176 UH... 458 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,961 YO, JORDAN, UH, WE'’RE GETTING OUT, MAN. 459 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,876 - BEAT THE RAP. ENJOY IT, SON. 460 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,791 - THANK YOU SO MUCH, 461 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,880 AND I LEARNED A LOT HEARING ABOUT YOUR STRUGGLES. 462 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,969 YOU KNOW, IF I CAN EVER DO SOMETHING 463 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,536 TO HELP YOU GET OUT OF HERE. 464 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,799 MAYBE PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH SOME GOOD ATTORNEYS... 465 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,584 - ATTORNEYS? DUDE, I AMAN ATTORNEY. 466 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,978 - YOU ARE? - STANFORD, CLASS OF '’02. 467 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:33,503 - AND YOU KILLED A MAN? 468 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,202 - WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 469 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,333 - UH, YOU-- YOU PULLED A TRIGGER. 470 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,074 YOU MADE SOME THINGS DISAPPEAR. 471 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,163 - YEAH, I WORK IN AN INVESTMENT BANK. 472 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,470 I SHORTED SOME SECURITIES THAT I COULDN'’T COVER, 473 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,776 AND THEN I MADE THE TRANSACTION DISAPPEAR. 474 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:46,864 - OH. 475 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,910 - NOW I'’M GONNA [bleep] YOU UP! 476 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,999 - WE'’RE MINORS! WE'’RE MINORS! 477 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,784 - AND I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! 478 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,612 - CHOICES-- 479 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,397 SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO MAKE THE HARD CHOICE 480 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,095 TO CUT SOMEONE OUT OF YOUR LIFE, OR ELSE YOU WON'’T BE OPEN 481 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:04,360 TO THE POSSIBILITY OF SOMEONE NEW AND AMAZING COMING INTO IT. 482 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,015 - FEEL BETTER? - OH, MUCH BETTER. 483 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,451 I CAN'’T WAIT TO GET HOME, THOUGH. 484 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,236 I'’M EXHAUSTED. - ME TOO. 485 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,020 - ARE YOU GOING BACK HOME? 486 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,502 - YEAH, I GUESS. THERE'’S WORSE PLACES, YOU KNOW. 487 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,807 - MM. 488 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,899 - I'’M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE OKAY. 489 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,032 - EVA, WHAT THE [bleep]? YOU TOTALLY BAILED ON US. 490 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,731 - HEY, HEY, HEY, LET ME HANDLE THIS. 491 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,516 SO WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE? 492 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,735 - MATTY, I'’M SO SORRY, BUT I'’VE BEEN IN TROUBLE BEFORE, 493 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,389 AND IF I MESS UP AGAIN, 494 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,653 MY DAD'’S SENDING ME BACK TO NEW YORK, AND MY MOTHER-- 495 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,656 SO I WENT TO FIND HELP. I WENT TO JENNA FIRST AND... 496 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,528 - AND? 497 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,399 - WELL, TO BE HONEST, MATTY, SHE WAS KIND OF RUDE. 498 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,879 SHE SAID SHE COULDN'’T HELP 499 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,272 AND THAT THE PERSON THAT WOULD KNOW ABOUT JAIL 500 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,318 WAS YOUR DRUG ADDICT BROTHER. 501 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,538 I'’M SORRY. I CAME BACK HERE AFTER 502 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,540 AND JUST TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE, 503 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,325 AND I'’VE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 504 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,892 - THANK YOU. 505 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,329 - IT'’S BEEN, LIKE, THE WORST FIRST DATE EVER, 506 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,678 RIGHT? 507 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,897 I DIDN'’T EVEN GET A GOOD-NIGHT KISS. 508 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,334 - YEAH. 509 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:08,032 WHAT ABOUT A GOOD-MORNING ONE? 510 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,648 - WHAT ABOUT A CONJUGAL VISIT? 511 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,610 - AFTER THAT NIGHT, 512 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,395 I KNEW IF MY HEAD WAS FULL OF MATTY MCKIBBEN, 513 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,527 IT WOULD GET IN THE WAY OF OPENING MY HEART TO LUKE, 514 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:28,052 AND I WASN'’T GOING TO LET MY MATTY STORY, WHICH WAS OVER, 515 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,751 MESS UP MY LUKE STORY, WHICH WAS JUST BEGINNING. 516 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:45,853 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 517 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,071 - THIS WAS IT. 518 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:47,985 ONCE I HIT SEND, THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK. 519 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,465 - SURPRISE. 520 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,032 - NEXT FALL I'’D BE STARTING A WHOLE NEW LIFE. 521 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,816 - IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU HAVEN'’T SENT ME MY ESSAY? 522 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:53,991 - MATTY, IF YOU WANT YOUR ESSAY SO BAD, 523 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,384 WHY DON'’T YOU GO AND GET IT YOURSELF? 524 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,907 - WHEW! GOT IT. 525 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,561 - YOU PROMISED ME DESSERT. 526 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,867 - SKANKY JANK! 527 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,478 - NOT MINE. 528 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,392 EVA'’S? 38321

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