All language subtitles for Awkward.S04E04.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP.5.1.H.265.-EDGE2020_track3_[eng]

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:04,004 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,223 - "HAVE WE MET?" 3 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:09,922 - "YOU ARE CUTE." 4 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:12,099 - I'M AROUND TO TALK LATER AFTER SCHOOL. 5 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:14,057 - I'LL HIT YOU UP LATER, BUT IT WON'T BE TO TALK. 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,928 - OH, HEY, JENNA. - IS MATTY HERE? 7 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,197 - I HAD OVERSLEPT, BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER SLEEPING. 8 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,285 I HAD BEEN TOSSING AND TURNING ALL NIGHT. 9 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,504 WHY HAD EVA BEEN AT MATTY'S HOUSE? 10 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:27,984 WERE THEY HOOKING UP? 11 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,812 WAS MATTY CONFIDING IN HER ABOUT HIS LIFE, 12 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,815 AND WHERE WAS MY STUPID PALOS HILLS HIGH HOODIE? 13 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,470 I WAS ALREADY LATE TO TAMARA'S SENIOR HALLWAY DECORATING SESH 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,820 FOR SPIRIT WEEK, BUT I WAS DISPIRITED. 15 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,605 THERE WAS ZERO PEP IN MY STEP. 16 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,086 [cell phone rings] 17 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,045 HEY, I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 18 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,742 I KNOW IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE, 19 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,483 BUT EVA WAS AT MATTY'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT. 20 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,528 I MEAN, I TRY TO BE A GOOD FRIEND, AND THEN HE GOES OUT 21 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:52,226 AND REPLACES ME WITH THE NEXT RANDOM GIRL HE CAN FIND. 22 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,271 AND WHAT'S HER DEAL ANYWAY? 23 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,404 I MEAN, SHE THINKS SHE'S SO COOL AND KNOWS EVERYTHING. 24 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:57,840 IT'S, LIKE, STOP TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. 25 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,059 AND WHY ARE HER LEGS SO LONG? 26 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,843 SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING ALIEN. 27 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,150 - UM, IT'S EVA. 28 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,543 TAMARA'S DOING A MILLION THINGS, AND SHE WANTED TO SEE 29 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,328 IF YOU COULD BRING HER A LARGE COFFEE. 30 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,894 - IS THAT JENNA? AND A CRONUT. 31 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,200 - AND A CRONUT. 32 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,811 - SURE THING. 33 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:14,204 [keys clacking] 34 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,554 [thud] 35 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:20,080 - [gasps] CRONUT ME. 36 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,778 - WOW. LOOKS LIKE MATTY'S NEW FRIEND EVA'S HERE. 37 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,563 - DO I HEAR A BITCH PITCH IN YOUR VOICE? 38 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,391 SHE VOLUNTEERED FOR SENIOR SPIRIT COMMITTEE. 39 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:28,958 - YEAH, WELL, I THINK SHE ALSO VOLUNTEERED 40 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:29,959 TO BE HIS NEW SIDE PIECE. 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,656 - SO? SHE'S AN EAGER BEAVER. 42 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:35,312 OR HE'S EAGER FOR HER-- - NO, DON'T. 43 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:36,574 - ENOUGH. 44 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,446 STOP MOPING OVER MATTY. 45 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,665 THE EASIEST WAY TO GET OVER GETTING BUSY WITH HIM 46 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,320 IS TO GET BUSY DOING SOMETHING OR SOMEONE ELSE, 47 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,888 BUT SINCE YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM HAVING A LOCK ON YOUR BOX, 48 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,107 YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON-- 49 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,239 [cell phone vibrates] ONE SECOND. 50 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,241 - DID YOU GET ANOTHER PHONE? - NO. 51 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,243 WELL, YES, BUT THIS ONE'S AUTUMN'S. 52 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:56,333 - WAIT. WHO'S AUTUMN? - AUTUMN SAN DIEGO-- 53 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,683 THE ONLINE PERSONA I CREATED TO CATFISH JAKE. 54 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:02,252 - OKAY, AS YOUR FRIEND, IT IS MY JOB TO TELL YOU 55 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,646 THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WEIRD, STALKER-Y, AND NOT HEALTHY. 56 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:05,995 END IT. 57 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,215 - CHILL WITH THE FREAK AND CRITIQUE. 58 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,173 OF COURSE I'LL END IT, JUST NOT NOW. 59 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,088 I AM TOO BUSY TO BREAK UP AGAIN. 60 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,045 - BUT IF YOU-- - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 61 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,699 I HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU. 62 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,614 YOU SHOULD COCHAIR SPIRIT COMMITTEE WITH ME. 63 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:19,356 IT'S A TOTAL RESUME PADDER, AND I NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK. 64 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:20,836 IF THE SENIORS DON'T WIN SPIRIT WEEK, 65 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,577 I'LL JUMP OVERBOARD. 66 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,274 - YOU DON'T NEED ME. 67 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,841 I'M SURE THAT IT'LL BE SMOOTH SAILING 68 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,103 NOW THAT YOU'RE IN CHARGE. 69 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,105 BUT I REALLY DO NEED YOU TO SHOW ME 70 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,760 WHERE TO PUT THESE, UM, RAVE STICKS. 71 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,414 - IT'S A ROBOT ARM. 72 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:37,722 THE THEME IS THE FUTURE. DUH! 73 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,376 [whistle blows] 74 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,248 THE BANNER IS CROOKED! - NICE ROBOT PENISES. 75 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,163 - CAN YOU HELP US, PLEASE, WITH THIS? 76 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:46,035 - NO. YOUR PRESIDENCY, YOUR PROBLEM. 77 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,082 - MATTY, CAN YOU HELP? - SURE. 78 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,736 - OH. 79 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,042 [grunts] OKAY. 80 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,304 - GOT IT? 81 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:57,133 OKAY, CATCH YOU LATER, E. 82 00:02:58,787 --> 00:02:59,701 - HEY. 83 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,355 JUST ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 84 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,008 NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND MATTY. 85 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,662 HE JUST WANTED TO TALK. 86 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,447 - IT'S FINE, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 87 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:09,406 - UGH, THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS. 88 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,365 - THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS, OR THE S.S., 89 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,976 ARE THE MORTAL ENEMIES OF SENIOR GIRLS EVERYWHERE. 90 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,065 SOMEHOW THESE GIRLS HAD MAGICALLY MORPHED 91 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,328 OVER THE SUMMER FROM DORKY FRESHMEN 92 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,417 TO A HOARD OF CLEAVAGE-BEARING, SHORT-SHORTS-WEARING, 93 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,419 GIGGLING KESHA CLONES WHO WERE ONLY TOO HAPPY 94 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,639 TO HANG ALL OVER THE SENIOR GUYS. 95 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,118 - WHAT'S WITH THEIR HAIR EXTENSIONS? 96 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,208 THEY DON'T MATCH THEIR WHORE-DROBE. 97 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,992 IS THIS SOME KIND OF SKANKY CULT THING? 98 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:31,036 - ORANGE MEANS THEY'RE WILLING TO KISS, 99 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,777 PINK--BJs, 100 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,866 RED--THEY'RE WILLING TO GO ALL THE WAY, 101 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,607 AND SILVER-- - BACK DOOR? 102 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,348 - BACK DOOR, FRONT DOOR, BASEMENT, AND ATTIC. 103 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,002 - [gasps] SLUTS. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 104 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,222 TAMARA, DO NOT USE THAT TERM. 105 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,572 THERE WILL BE NO SLUT-SHAMING AT THIS SCHOOL. 106 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,530 I PREFER "SLAPPERS" OR "SLAGS." 107 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,750 IT'S BRITISH. MM. 108 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,883 - VAL, YOUR HAIR IS VERY COLORFUL. 109 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,755 - OH, THANKS. YOU NOTICED. 110 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,626 IT'S THE HOT NEW TREND. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT. 111 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:56,888 - WE AREN'T. 112 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,542 - YOUR POINT? 113 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,022 - VAL, I'M NOT SURE YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND 114 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,937 WHAT THOSE EXTENSIONS REALLY MEAN. 115 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,200 - YEAH, I DO. 116 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,855 THEY MEAN THAT YOU OLD LADIES ARE BEHIND THE TIMES. 117 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:10,119 SO GO BACK TO YOUR HARD CANDIES AND YOUR MOTHBALLS, 118 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,817 DAME JUDI DENCHES, BECAUSE I... 119 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:15,211 AM THE FUTURE. 120 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,953 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 121 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,563 THAT'S VA-JENNA'S JOB, NOT THE CAPTAIN'S. 122 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,696 - I DON'T MIND. 123 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,481 I LIKE SORTING THE POM-POMS. THEY'RE SO COLORFUL AND FUN. 124 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,702 AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PRETEND THEY'RE LITTLE FLUFFY DOGS. 125 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,269 [imitates barking] 126 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,053 [laughs, imitates bark] 127 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,837 - SO I WAS READING THE BIBLE LAST NIGHT. 128 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:33,925 - [gasps] REALLY? 129 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,275 THAT'S SO AWESOME. 130 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:36,319 WERE YOU AT A HOTEL OR SOMETHING? 131 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,712 - MY DAD BOUGHT ONE WHEN HE THOUGHT 132 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,540 HE WAS GOING TO WHITE-COLLAR PRISON. 133 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,019 ANYWAY, I READ THAT VERSE 134 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:41,977 ABOUT HOW THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. 135 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,979 - [gasps] MATTHEW 5:5... 136 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,198 OR MATTHEW HIGH FIVE. 137 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:49,245 - RIGHT, BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE 138 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,377 THAT CHEERING IS WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. 139 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,944 I MEAN, SHOUTING AND WEARING SHORT SKIRTS 140 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,642 ISN'T EXACTLY MEEK, IS IT? 141 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:58,298 - WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT, 142 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,909 BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT JESUS WOULD BE A CHEERLEADER, 143 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,128 AND DEFINITELY MARY. 144 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:06,218 - THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT. 145 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:09,178 REVERSE YOU'RE WELCOME. 146 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,267 THANKS. 147 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:14,662 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT THE POWER 148 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,185 OF THE CAPTAINCY HAS REALLY BEEN GOING TO YOUR HEAD, 149 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,318 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. 150 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,972 - PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT? - DON'T WORRY. 151 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,453 THEY SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME WHEN I WAS CAPTAIN, 152 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,499 THOUGH "GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL" ISN'T EXACTLY MY BRAND. 153 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:28,502 OH, ANOTHER FUN FACT FROM THE BIBLE. 154 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,331 DID YOU KNOW THAT "JUDAS" AND "LISSA" HAVE 155 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,549 THE SAME AMOUNT OF LETTERS? 156 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,811 SO WEIRD. 157 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:36,423 [chuckles] 158 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,990 - IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST COMPETITION OF SPIRIT WEEK-- 159 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,166 CHUBBY BUNNY. 160 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,343 [applause] 161 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,780 YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES. - I'M AFRAID I DON'T. 162 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,043 IS CHUBBY BUNNY SOME SORT OF FAT RODENT? 163 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,784 - NO, IT'S A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE. 164 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,220 YOU PUT A MARSHMALLOW IN YOUR MOUTH, 165 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,830 AND YOU SAY "CHUBBY BUNNY." 166 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,658 THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY "CHUBBY BUNNY" CLEARLY 167 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,486 WITH THE MOST MALLOWS IN THEIR MOUTH WINS. 168 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:59,271 - THAT IS RUDE! - SO PIGGISH. 169 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,361 - YOU'RE BOTH RUDE AND PIGGISH, AND IT'S TRADITION. 170 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,188 NOW, CAN EACH CLASS REP PLEASE COME TO THE STAGE? 171 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,539 [all giggling] 172 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,671 AND, OF COURSE, THE SENIOR-CLASS REP 173 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,892 AND THREE-TIME CHUBBY BUNNY CHAMP MATTY MCKIBBEN, 174 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,415 COME ON UP. 175 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,156 [cheers and applause] - PLEASE! 176 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,071 LET ME DO IT THIS YEAR. 177 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:19,509 I'M NOT ALLOWED SUGAR AT HOME. - GO FOR IT, MAN. 178 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,250 - BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE WIN THIS. 179 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,470 - KYLE'S GONNA KILL IT. LOOK AT THAT INTENSITY. 180 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,080 - UGH, FINE. GET UP HERE, KYLE. 181 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,909 - MOVE. 182 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:31,695 - ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, STUFF! 183 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,349 - [clearly] CHUBBY BUNNY. 184 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,219 - [mumbling] CHUBBY BUNNY. 185 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,395 - [clearly] CHUBBY BUNNY. 186 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,266 [applause] 187 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,095 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO MELT IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR HAND. 188 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,053 - I'M A DIABETIC. 189 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:45,405 - UGH, FRESHMAN, IS YOUR BRAIN EVEN FULLY FORMED YET? 190 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,797 DO YOU STILL BREAST-FEED? - NOT SINCE I WAS EIGHT. 191 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,756 all: EW. 192 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,627 - KYLE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM. 193 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,063 - CAN'T STOP. 194 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:52,803 SUGAR HIGH. 195 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,414 SO HIGH! 196 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,546 - THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE BLAZED. 197 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:57,765 - [laughs] 198 00:06:57,895 --> 00:06:59,723 - MY TURN. 199 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:04,336 [all gasp] 200 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,251 - MMM. [giggles] 201 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:09,559 [mumbling] CHUBBY BUNNY. 202 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,649 MMM. 203 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:13,650 [mumbling] CHUBBY BUNNY. 204 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,086 - SOPHOMORES WIN! 205 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:18,394 [cheers and applause] 206 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,007 - YES! IT IS ALL ABOUT MACKENZIE. 207 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,487 THAT GIRL IS A PROFESSIONAL. 208 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,141 - WE'RE TALKING STAR QUALITY. 209 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:28,099 - MATTY. 210 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,318 ARE YOU OKAY? 211 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,582 - I'M FINE. WHY? 212 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,585 - YOU'RE NOT UPSET ABOUT THE END OF YOUR CHUBBY BUNNY REIGN? 213 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:38,327 - YEAH, YEAH, I'M REALLY BROKEN UP ABOUT IT. 214 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,242 - [chuckles] LISTEN... 215 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:43,332 I KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS CHANGED, AND IT'S COOL. 216 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,552 I JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE THE PERSON 217 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,815 THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO TALK TO ABOUT STUFF, 218 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,121 NOT SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW. 219 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:54,212 - SO YOU WANT ME TO RUN PEOPLE BY YOU BEFORE I TALK TO THEM? 220 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,171 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 221 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,042 - [giggles] MATTY, DID YOU SEE ME WIN? 222 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,783 - YEAH, YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 223 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,263 - SO MATTY HAD COMPLETELY REPLACED ME IN HIS LIFE. 224 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,786 EVA FOR CONVERSATION, 225 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,136 AND MACKENZIE WAS CLEARLY AVAILABLE 226 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,660 FOR WHATEVER ELSE HE NEEDED. 227 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,271 I WAS RENDERED OBSOLETE IN LESS THAN A DAY. 228 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,794 - WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 229 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,014 - OH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROBOTS. 230 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,624 - I KNOW, BUT WE LOOK LIKE HOBOS 231 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:17,453 WHO POSE LIKE STATUES FOR MONEY. 232 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:18,846 - MY FRIEND DID THAT IN CENTRAL PARK, 233 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,238 AND HE'S IN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL NOW. 234 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,762 - [gasps] I LOVE THE CIRCUS. 235 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,242 - FASCINATING, EVA. 236 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,855 - THIS LOOKS AMAZING, SENIORS. 237 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:31,511 IT'S LIKE SOMEONE FROM 1982'S IDEA OF THE FUTURE-- 238 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,208 VERY TRON. 239 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,384 IT'S A COMPLIMENT... 240 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,518 ALTHOUGH I COULD DO WITHOUT THE SPACE DILDOS. 241 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:41,521 - SO ARE WE THE BEST HALLWAY? - LOOKS LIKE IT. 242 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,392 [distant cheering, electronic music] 243 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,220 WAIT. DO YOU HEAR THAT? 244 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:53,141 ♪ 245 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,713 - OH. 246 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,280 - SOMEBODY GET THESE GIRLS BANANAS FAST! 247 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:05,675 - THESE LITTLE GIRLS LOST KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 248 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,111 - WOW. 249 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:11,246 - THIS IS GLORIOUS. 250 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,117 SOPHOMORES WIN THE HALLWAY CONTEST. 251 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,641 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN RECORDED HISTORY, 252 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:18,645 THE SENIORS MIGHT LOSE SPIRIT WEEK. 253 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,647 - [giggles] 254 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,955 - [bleep] JUST GOT REAL. 255 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,526 - THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS HAD SWEPT 256 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,310 ALL THE SPIRIT WEEK COMPETITIONS, 257 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,747 SO THE SENIOR GIRLS, DETERMINED TO PUT THOSE SKANKS 258 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,836 IN THEIR PLACE, WERE ALL ON TIME 259 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,533 FOR THE POWDER PUFF PRACTICE, 260 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,101 EXCEPT TAMARA, WHICH WAS SO UN-TAMARA. 261 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,103 MEANWHILE, LISSA WAS TEACHING THE SENIOR GUYS CHEERS, 262 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:45,323 BUT MATTY AND JAKE WERE ALSO NO-SHOWS. 263 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,368 - THE CHEER GOES LIKE THIS-- 264 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,326 KNEE 'EM IN THE GROIN! 265 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,459 GOUGE 'EM IN THE EYE! 266 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,549 KILL 'EM, KILL 'EM, PALOS HIGH! 267 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,118 - WOW. I NEVER REALIZED HOW VIOLENT THAT CHEER WAS. 268 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,642 W-W-J-C-- 269 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:04,516 WHAT WOULD JESUS CHEER? 270 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,866 - HEY. ARE WE PRACTICING? 271 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,911 OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU OKAY? 272 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,478 - I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. 273 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,263 "WHAT WAS YOUR EX LIKE?" 274 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,354 "CONTROLLING"? 275 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,401 "YOU MEAN ORGANIZED?" 276 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,449 [scoffs] 277 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:27,278 "WAS SHE AT LEAST CUTE?" 278 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,932 "OKAY"? 279 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,369 "CRAZY"? 280 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,763 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CRAZY"? 281 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,811 WHERE IS HE? 282 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:42,163 WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING? 283 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,164 AM I CRAZY? 284 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,383 - NO, HE IS. 285 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,734 SO DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED FOR PRACTICE? 286 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,214 - NO, BUT IT'S OKAY. 287 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,694 I'LL JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT TONIGHT AND LEARN THE PLAYS. 288 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,304 I'LL BE FINE. FINE! 289 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,916 - I'LL COACH POWDER PUFF. - REALLY? 290 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,658 - GIVE ME THE CLIPBOARD AND THE WHISTLE. 291 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,356 [whistle blows] 292 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,967 - HEY, POUNDER MUFFS, CAN WE PRACTICE ALREADY? 293 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,752 - PRACTICE IS POSTPONED UNTIL TOMORROW. 294 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,102 I'M TAKING OVER COACHING DUTIES, AND I NEED TIME TO PREPARE. 295 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,625 - YOU CAN'T COACH. 296 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,932 ALL YOU KNOW IS LOSING! THE POINT IS TO WIN. 297 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,934 - I COULD TEACH YOU SOME PLAYS IF YOU WANT. 298 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,413 I WAS TUTORED BY A YALE FOOTBALL PLAYER. 299 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,850 - I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 300 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,070 I'M FINE. I JUST NEED TO ORGANIZE MY PLAYBOOK. 301 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,506 AND BY THAT, I MEANT LEARN EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO KNOW 302 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,334 ABOUT FOOTBALL BEFORE TOMORROW, 303 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,772 BECAUSE IF THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS WERE MAKING A PLAY 304 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,383 FOR OUR SENIOR BOYS, THEY WERE GONNA BE INTERCEPTED. 305 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,516 - MOM, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. 306 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,693 - THIS IS A TALK WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A WHILE AGO. 307 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,346 - I AGREE. 308 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,522 - IT HAS TO DO WITH SOMETHING IN THE GARAGE. 309 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,785 - YEAH. 310 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,525 - THIS IS HARD. WHERE DO I START? 311 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,311 - JUST BE HONEST WITH ME. 312 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,966 - AFTER THE DIVORCE, A LOT OF THINGS CHANGED, 313 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,707 PARTICULARLY WITH MY FINANCES. 314 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,317 WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 315 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:52,581 SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS 316 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,322 TO FIND A DENT IN YOUR CAR. 317 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,411 - WHAT? 318 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,587 - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT IT FROM ME. 319 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,329 - YEAH, IF I EVER FOUND OUT THAT YOU OR DAD 320 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,724 WERE KEEPING SOMETHING FROM ME, I'D BE SUPER UPSET. 321 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,598 - HEY, DAD. 322 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,817 CAN YOU TEACH ME SOME FOOTBALL PLAYS? 323 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,036 - I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME. 324 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,604 SO, IF YOU CALL A BLAST, THEN WHAT? 325 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,475 - THE RUNNING BACK TAKES A QUICK HANDOFF FROM THE QUARTERBACK 326 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,216 AND HITS THE HOLE BETWEEN THE GUARD AND TACKLE. 327 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,001 - SO PROUD. 328 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,611 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT MEMORIZING THESE PLAYS. 329 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,613 - I JUST REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS GAME. 330 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,658 - AND DON'T GET ME WRONG. 331 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,791 I LOVE YOUR SUDDEN INTEREST IN FOOTBALL, 332 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,271 BUT WHY DO YOU NEED TO WIN SO BADLY? 333 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,708 - JUST SENIOR PRIDE. 334 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275 AND THERE ARE THESE SOPHOMORE GIRLS 335 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,277 WE'RE PLAYING AGAINST WHO ARE SO ANNOYING! 336 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,714 both: THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS? - HERE WE GO. 337 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,020 - HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT? 338 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,065 - HONEY, THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS HAVE BEEN AROUND 339 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,589 SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. 340 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,288 - SHAMELESS, DISGUSTING, FILTHY. 341 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,377 - ALLY WAS AN ORIGINAL SOPHOMORE SLUT. 342 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,596 - LITTLE BITCH, BEFORE ME THE TRAMP STAMP WAS SIMPLY KNOWN 343 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,990 AS A LOWER-BACK TATTOO. 344 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,862 - THAT'S TRUE. - "O.G.S.S."-- 345 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,038 "ORIGINAL SOPHOMORE SLUTS." 346 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,910 OKAY, WELL, NOWADAYS THEY WEAR COLORED HAIR EXTENSIONS, SO... 347 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,783 - UGH. - THOSE NASTY LITTLE SKANKS. 348 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,828 NO OFFENSE, ALLY. - OH. 349 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,265 - OH, THEY WERE LIKE SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE ZOMBIES, 350 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,660 AND THE BOYS JUST LOVED IT. 351 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,097 - BECAUSE GUYS ARE ASS[Bleep]. 352 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,882 - OH, YEAH, BLAME IT ON THE GUYS. 353 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,622 - WHO ELSE SHOULD WE BLAME, KEVIN? 354 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,147 - COME ON, SENIOR GIRLS WERE SO STRESSFUL 355 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,714 AND CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THEIR EMOTIONS. 356 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,849 - SORRY BEING PREGNANT BROUGHT OUT A LOT OF EMOTIONS IN ME. 357 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:30,200 - SWEETIE, I'M ALL FOR WINNING, BUT BEATING THE SOPHOMORE SLUT-- 358 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,767 I MEAN, GIRLS-- 359 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,290 IS NOT GONNA KEEP YOUR GUY FRIENDS 360 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,944 FROM HANGING OUT WITH THEM. 361 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,033 THEY'RE NOT BAD GUYS. THEY'RE SENIORS. 362 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,992 THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 363 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,516 - SHOULD WE DO SHOTS? - OH, GOD. 364 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,300 [both laughing] - HEY, MAN. 365 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,563 COME HANG OUT WITH US WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH WORK. 366 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,782 - LET'S GET FRO YO. 367 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,262 - SURE, LET'S GO NOW. 368 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:51,308 I'M, UH-- I'M DONE WITH THIS JOB. 369 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,572 I DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, AND I AM CONSTANTLY COLD. 370 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,444 - DON'T YOU WANT THE EXTRA CASH? - NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN. 371 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,707 I AM SICK OF PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ORDERING ME AROUND. 372 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,449 - YOU CAN ORDER ME AROUND. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 373 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,190 - WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 374 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,278 WHILE YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK, YOUR SHIRT IS OFF. 375 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,368 - WELL, I'M CLOCKING OUT FOR GOOD. 376 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,153 I FEEL RIDICULOUS. - [giggles] RIDICULOUSLY HOT. 377 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,894 - LISTEN TO THE TINY TROLLOP. 378 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,550 - OH, YEAH? LATER. 379 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,812 LET'S GO, MACKENZIE. LET'S GET FRO YO. 380 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,249 - O.M.G., I LOVE A BADASS, 381 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,642 ESPECIALLY A BADASS WITH A GOOD ASS. 382 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,383 [chuckles] 383 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,298 - YOU LEAVE NOW, DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK. 384 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,126 [all laugh] 385 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,787 - WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TOGA? IT'S GEEK DAY. 386 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,789 - I THOUGHT IT WAS GREEK DAY. 387 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,009 - WHAT'S UP? 388 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,489 - I DON'T WANT TO BE CHEER CAPTAIN. 389 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,273 - WHAT? WHY? 390 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,580 - BECAUSE... 391 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,843 BECAUSE... 392 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,019 BECAUSE... 393 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,369 - BECAUSE SHE'S COVETING THE CAPTAINCY, 394 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,459 AND A WISE AND POWERFUL OLD MAN WITH A BEARD SAID THAT'S A SIN. 395 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,287 - OKAY, I DON'T CARE WHAT SANTA SAID. 396 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,899 I NEED A MORE CONCRETE EXCUSE, LIKE AN INJURY. 397 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,988 FOR EXAMPLE, 398 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,772 WHAT IF I WERE TO HIT YOU ON YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW 399 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,729 WITH THIS TAPE DISPENSER? 400 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,775 THAT WOULD TAKE YOU OUT, HUH? 401 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,213 - NEVER MIND! I'LL BE CHEER CAPTAIN! 402 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,434 - AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL A VAL TEACHING MOMENT. 403 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,482 I THINK I'LL REWARD MYSELF WITH A SPICY ITALIAN SUB. 404 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,011 [cheers and applause] - IT WAS GAME TIME. 405 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,882 IT DIDN'T MATTER IF MATTY AND I WERE ON THE OUTS. 406 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,840 IT WAS THE PRINCIPLE OF IT. 407 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,364 IF THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS WERE GONNA MAKE A PLAY 408 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,192 FOR THE SENIOR BOYS, 409 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,281 THEY WERE GONNA BE INTERCEPTED OR TACKLED 410 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,937 OR SOME FOOTBALL THING, IF THEY EVER SHOWED UP. 411 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,418 [all screaming] 412 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:45,074 - ARE WE SHOOTING A BEER COMMERCIAL? 413 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,250 - WE HAVE NO CHEERLEADERS! 414 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,860 THE OTHER GUYS FOUND OUT MATTY AND JAKE WEREN'T CHEERING, 415 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,384 SO THEY BAILED. 416 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,951 - SHEEP. BUT I'M HERE. 417 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,779 I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU, JENNA. 418 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,173 [grunts] - LET ME TALK TO THEM. 419 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,308 [cheers and applause] 420 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:10,186 HEY, NO BIGGIE, BUT DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS COULD CHEER FOR US? 421 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,275 BECAUSE YOU'RE DRAGGING EVERYONE DOWN 422 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,407 INTO YOUR REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSEHOLE, 423 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,495 AND GOOD PEOPLE ARE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. 424 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,236 BUT I'M CHILL. 425 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,803 - REALLY? 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT CRAZY EYES. 426 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,067 - CRAZY? I WILL SHOW YOU CRAZY. 427 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,677 NOW, GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND CHEER. 428 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,461 IT IS THE LEAST YOU COULD DO! 429 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,463 - ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THE LEAST WE COULD DO. 430 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,204 COME ON. [cheers and applause] 431 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,772 - LET'S CHEER FOR THE SOPHOMORES. 432 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,167 [cheers and applause] 433 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,694 - I HAD NEVER WANTED TO WIN SOMETHING SO BADLY. 434 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,261 THE S.S. WERE RUNNING 435 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,827 SOME SERIOUS INTERFERENCE WITH OUR LIVES. 436 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,351 THEY NEEDED TO GET SACKED. 437 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,918 both: GO, SENIORS! 438 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,792 - LET'S DO THIS! WHOO! - [mouths words] 439 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,055 [whistle blows] 440 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,102 [all screaming] 441 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,281 [cheers and applause] 442 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,330 - GO, SENIORS! 443 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:11,117 all: OOH! 444 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,467 - COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LET'S HUDDLE. 445 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,165 [cheers and applause] 446 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,827 - HUT, HIKE. 447 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,396 [whistle blows, cheers and applause] 448 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,312 [dance music] 449 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,924 [all grunting] 450 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,057 - BOY, THAT'S ONLY HALFTIME. 451 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,667 [overlapping chatter] 452 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,625 - HEY, COACH. 453 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,236 I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE AN INSPIRING SPEECH. 454 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,107 - I WASN'T FEELING INSPIRING. 455 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,762 I WAS FEELING SCREWED, NOT IN A GOOD WAY. 456 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,894 [whistle blows] 457 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,114 OKAY... 458 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,682 SO WE ARE SUCKING OUT THERE, A LOT. 459 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,553 OUR OWN SENIOR BOYS ARE CHEERING AGAINST US, 460 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,251 AND NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY TO BE THE MATURE ONES, 461 00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,991 THEY DON'T APPRECIATE IT. 462 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,951 THEY CHOOSE BIKINIS OVER ROBOTS, SIMPLE OVER COMPLICATED. 463 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,692 AND WHEN THERE IS A HISTORY BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE 464 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,563 AND THINGS GET ROUGH, 465 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,217 IT IS EASIEST TO FALL INTO THE ARMS OF THE CLOSEST, 466 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,219 SLUTTIEST OPTION. 467 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:13,135 AS LONG AS THOSE SLUTS EXIST, WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN. 468 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,747 - THAT WAS LITERALLY THE WORST PEP TALK I HAVE EVER HEARD. 469 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:21,230 I SAY WE GO OUT THERE AND KICK THOSE SLUTS' ASSES. 470 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,190 ARE YOU WITH ME, BITCHES? [all cheer] 471 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:30,457 [whistle blows] 472 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,242 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR GUY FRIENDS CAME OVER TO OUR SIDE. 473 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:36,376 IT MUST SUCK TO BE OLD AND UNDESIRABLE. 474 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,943 - I LIKE YOUR HAIR. IT ALMOST LOOKS REAL. 475 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,510 - THANK YOU. 476 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,643 IS YOURS? 477 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,515 WHOOPS. all: OH. 478 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,517 - THAT'S WHEN MY DAD'S WORDS CAME TO ME 479 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,040 LIKE A BLITZ TO MY BRAIN. 480 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,477 BEATING THE SOPHOMORE SLUTS IN FOOTBALL 481 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,565 WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 482 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,262 THESE GIRLS, 483 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,916 NO MATTER HOW MUCH I HATED THEIR BARE MIDRIFFS 484 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,353 AND HOT PANTS WEREN'T THE PROBLEM. 485 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,007 THE PROBLEM WAS MATTY. 486 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,749 - IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I WILL. 487 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,794 [rock music] 488 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,406 - [screams] 489 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,756 [all screaming] 490 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,293 - SADIE, SAVE YOURSELF! 491 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,426 [whistle blows] 492 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,388 - MY FIRST FIGHT, AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A BADASS. 493 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,434 I JUST HAD A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH. 494 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,392 SENIORS HAD LOST SPIRIT WEEK TO THE SOPHOMORES 495 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,700 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN, WELL, EVER. 496 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,398 THEN AGAIN, MAYBE THE BAD TASTE WAS FROM ALL THE DIRT I ATE 497 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,487 WHEN JACKIE SMOOSHED MY FACE INTO THE GROUND. 498 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:48,012 HEY, THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY BACK EARLIER. 499 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,971 - NO WORRIES, AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU AND MATTY HAD DATED. 500 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,581 IF I HAD KNOWN THAT, 501 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,496 I WOULD HAVE INVITED YOU INSIDE THE OTHER DAY. 502 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,585 - IT'S OKAY. I'M SORRY FOR BEING A JERK TO YOU 503 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,413 JUST BECAUSE MATTY'S BEING A JERK TO ME. 504 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,633 - WELL, I JUST HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS. 505 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,765 CHICKS BEFORE DICKS... ALWAYS. 506 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,854 [chuckles] 507 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,944 - WHOO! 508 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,208 - HEY, HEY, HEY! - [laughs] 509 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,948 IT'S TIME TO GHOST RIDE THE WHIP! 510 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,950 - YES, HOTNESS! 511 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,300 - OH, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOUR CAR, 512 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,431 YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL YOU. 513 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,738 - OH, LIGHTEN UP, ROSATI. 514 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,566 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA FILM IT. 515 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:23,787 [all cheering] 516 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,876 OKAY, OKAY, GO. 517 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,878 - WHOO! 518 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,880 [dance music] 519 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,753 ♪ 520 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,711 - HOLY-- 521 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,585 [crashes] 522 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,717 both: HOLY [bleep]! 523 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,549 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 524 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,985 - HEY, YOU SHOULD STOP BY THIS FUND-RAISER TONIGHT. 525 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,117 - I'LL TRY TO MAKE IT. - DO THAT. 526 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,337 - YOUR SORORITY IS AMAZE-TITS. 527 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,947 VODKA PLUS GIRL TALK PLUS COMMUNAL CLOSET 528 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,558 EQUALS HAPPY TAMARA. 529 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,560 - YES, HOT TUB. 38129

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.