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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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- THIS BOOK HAD
A HUGE IMPACT
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ON MY JOURNEY
AS A WRITER.
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MAYBE IT CAN DO THE SAME
FOR YOU.
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- MATTY, THIS IS
MY FRIEND BAILEY.
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- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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PROM.
- PROM.
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- I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU WERE COOL
WITH ME ASKING BAILEY.
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- SO YOU WANT
TO TAKE BAILEY TO PROM.
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- IS THAT OKAY?
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- IT'S AWESOME.
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FANTASTIC.
SHE'S FANTASTIC.
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YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
IT'S--IT'S FANTASTIC.
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SHE'S GONNA BE STOKED.
- YOU THINK SO?
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- WHY WOULDN'T SHE?
YOU'RE MATTY MCKIBBEN.
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AND I WAS
JENNA HAMILTON,
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THE IDIOT
WHO FINALLY KNEW
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SHE HAD PERMANENTLY
MESSED UP
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THE BEST RELATIONSHIP
SHE'D EVER HAVE.
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[door closes]
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- [laughs]
WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HOW DID HE ASK?
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- HE'S TAKING SOMEONE ELSE.
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- OH.
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SWEETIE.
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- CAN I JUST BE ALONE?
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- OF COURSE.
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[sighs]
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- I WAS A FOOL TO THINK
ALL THE BAD
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I HAD PUT
INTO THE UNIVERSE
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COULD SO EASILY
BE FORGOTTEN.
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MATTY'S REBOUND
WITH DEVON
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HAD PAVED THE WAY
FOR THE REAL DEAL.
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AND THE REAL DEAL WAS
NOT GOING TO BE ME.
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IT WAS GOING
TO BE BAILEY.
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[soft music]
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♪
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- I NAIVELY THOUGHT
I WAS FINALLY BACK
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ON SOLID GROUND,
BUT THE SAD TRUTH
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REVEALED THAT MY FOUNDATION
WAS TOO WEAK
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TO HANDLE
A SIMPLE REJECTION.
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I WAS
FALLING APART, UNRAVELING,
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AND THERE WAS NOTHING
I COULD DO TO STOP IT.
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I HAD TO MAKE
A VIRTUAL ESCAPE.
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AT THE HEIGHT OF MY DESPAIR
OVER A BOY,
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I HAD STRANGELY FOUND SOLACE
IN THE ARMS OF A MAN--
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RUSSELL JONATHAN.
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HIS TALE
OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
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FOLLOWED BY EVENTUAL
SELF-REDEMPTION
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WAS LIKE FOOD
FOR MY SOUL.
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IT WAS AS IF HE WAS SPEAKING
DIRECTLY TO ME ABOUT ME,
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AND ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS CRAWL BACK
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INTO THE COMFORT
OF HIS WORDS.
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SO I DID,
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BECAUSE THE BOOK HAD BECOME
MY NEW OBSESSION...
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AND DISTRACTION.
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I WAS READING IT OVER,
AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN,
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USING IT
AS MY EXCUSE
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TO EXCUSE MYSELF
FROM LIFE.
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IT HAD BECOME
MY SECURITY BLANKET,
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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
THE SAFETY OF ITS PAGES.
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- EARTH TO JENNA.
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YOU THERE?
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- HEY, I WAS READING THAT.
- UH, WE KNOW.
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BUT WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
BE DONE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S FIND OUT.
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- HOW ABOUT ENGAGING IN LIFE
FOR A MINUTE?
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CONVERSE WITH YOUR PARENTS,
CALL YOUR FRIENDS,
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OR HELL, AT LEAST READ
ANOTHER BOOK
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BY THE SAME GUY.
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- OH, MY GOD.
GENIUS.
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THAT THOUGHT
HADN'T EVEN CROSSED MY MIND.
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- NO GOOD DEED
GOES UNPUNISHED.
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- THE IDEA
THAT MY NEW LOVE AFFAIR
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WITH RUSSELL JONATHAN
COULD CONTINUE
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TO GROW AND EVOLVE
WAS BEYOND COMPREHENSION.
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NOT ONLY WAS
I ON A QUEST
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TO FIND OUT MORE
ABOUT HIS WORK,
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I SUDDENLY NEEDED TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT THE MAN,
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THE MAN WHO WAS CHANGING MY LIFE
WORD BY WORD,
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THE MAN WHO JUST TOTALLY
AND COMPLETELY
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SPOKE TO MY HEART,
THE MAN WHO WAS MAYBE
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MY SOUL MATE
AND WHO WAS--
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MR. HART?
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I HAD BEEN ROCKED.
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THE WORLD AS I KNEW IT
WAS SUDDENLY
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VERY UNSETTLED
AND CONFUSED.
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MATTY WAS TAKING BAILEY
TO PROM,
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AND I WAS POSSIBLY
HAVING FEELINGS
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FOR MY NEWFOUND
LITERARY HERO,
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RUSSELL JONATHAN,
AKA MR. HART.
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COULD IT BE
THAT HART'S DISGUSTING
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AND DISGRUNTLED DEMEANOR
WAS JUST A FACADE
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HIDING A UNIQUELY
BEAUTIFUL MAN?
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OR WAS HE JUST THE MOST
BRILLIANT WRITER
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I HAD EVER READ?
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EITHER WAY,
I FELT BAMBOOZLED.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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YOU LUCKY
REMAINING HALF-WITS,
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WE'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING
TODAY CALLED A "CALLBACK."
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IT'S YOUR LAST ASSIGNMENT
OF THE YEAR.
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
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ANYONE?
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OKAY, LET ME GIVE YOU
A CLUE.
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WHAT DID I ASK YOU
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS?
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PEEP SHOW.
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- YOU ASKED US
TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION
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TO TORTURE US.
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- YES.
YES, I DID.
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AND HAVE
YOU BEEN TORTURED?
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- I'VE BEEN STANDING
IN THE HALL
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EVERY DAY
FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
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- YOU SEE?
I WAS TRUE TO MY WORD.
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AND MY ONLY HOPE
IS THAT ONE DAY,
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YOU'LL ALL REMEMBER
TO BE TRUE TO YOURS.
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BUT THAT WASN'T
THE QUESTION.
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ANYONE ELSE?
- YOU ASKED IF WE WERE MORONS.
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- I DID, AND YOU ARE,
BUT THAT'S NOT IT.
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- WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU ASKED
IF WE WERE INBRED?
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- NO, THAT WAS JUST
FOR YOU.
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SERIOUSLY, GUYS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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MR. JENNINGS,
NO INSIGHTFUL RETORT?
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- NO.
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- I HAVE IT.
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YOU ASKED WHO WE WANT
TO BE.
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- AND BINGO WAS
HIS NAME-O.
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VERY GOOD, SO NOW,
IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF YOU
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TO REFLECT
ON THE PAST YEAR
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AND WRITE ME
AN OPUS
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ABOUT WHO YOU WANT
TO BE.
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- [sighs]
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- DUE TOMORROW.
[bell rings]
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TOMORROW.
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HEY, UH, HAMILTON.
NOT SO FAST.
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WHAT WAS
THAT SIGH ABOUT?
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- I-I DIDN'T SIGH.
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- OH, YOU DID.
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- OKAY, FINE.
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I SIGHED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHO I WANT TO BE,
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LET ALONE
WHO I AM.
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BUT I DO KNOW
WHO YOU ARE, RUSS.
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I HAD STOKED
THE FIRE
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AND LET MR. HART KNOW
WHAT I KNEW.
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BUT WHAT I STILL
DIDN'T KNOW WAS
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IF I WAS INFATUATED
WITH HIM.
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I AM STRUGGLING WITH
SOME STRANGE ROMANTIC FEELINGS.
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- MM.
UNREQUITED LOVE.
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- I DON'T KNOW
IF I WOULD CALL IT "LOVE."
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THE FEELINGS ARE
POTENTIALLY IRRATIONAL
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AND REACTIONARY
TOWARDS FEELING LONELY,
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NOT TO MENTION
THE AGE DIFFERENCE
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IS TOTALLY SKETCH.
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- I'M PRETTY SURE
I KNOW
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WHO YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S MASSIVE.
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- WELL, I GUESS
IF WE'RE COUNTING IN CAT YEARS.
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- DID I MENTION THAT A UNION
WOULD BE ILLEGAL?
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AND GROSS?
- IN WHAT STATE?
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MAYBE DELAWARE.
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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IT'S NOT LIKE
I ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM
OR ANYTHING.
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INSPIRED, SURE.
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BUT IS IT POSSIBLE
TO LOVE SOMEONE
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WHO ENJOYS
HUMILIATING YOU?
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- I'M NOT SO SURE
HE ENJOYS IT,
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AND REMEMBER
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.
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- WHAT?
I-I'VE NEVER HUMILIATED HIM.
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- WE COULD DEBATE THE DETAILS
ALL DAY,
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BUT THE TRUTH IS
YOU SEEM REALLY PAINED
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BY THIS WHOLE SITUATION,
AND FRANKLY, I GET IT,
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WITH EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT IT
AND ALL.
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- EH--EVERYONE KNOWS?
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I HAVEN'T TOLD
A SOUL.
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- WELL, YOUR MOM TOLD ME.
- MY MOM KNOWS?
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- YEAH, AND THEN
I TOLD SOME KIDS
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WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
BLABBER OF THE MOUTH.
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BUT COME ON,
DID YOU REALLY THINK
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HE WAS GONNA ASK YOU
TO PROM
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AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED?
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- WHY WOULD MR. HART
ASK ME TO PROM?
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- MR. HART?
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UGH.
NO.
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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THAT OLD PERV.
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HE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED
AT THE PROM.
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IT'S TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE.
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- UH, THEN WHO ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- MATTY.
I HEARD HE DISSED YOU.
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- EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT THAT?
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- PSH.
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NO.
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NOT EVERYONE.
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MARY AT THE FRONT DESK
DIDN'T KNOW
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UNTIL I TOLD HER.
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DO YOU WANT
MY ADVICE?
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REINVENT YOURSELF
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BEFORE YOU'RE THE BUTT
OF EVERYONE'S JOKE.
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- SEEMED LIKE VAL HAD GONE BACK
TO THE CRACK PIPE.
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THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS THE BUTT
OF EVERYONE'S JOKE.
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NO ONE CARED WHAT HAPPENED
WITH ME AND MATTY.
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- FINALLY, JENNA GOT
A WAKE-UP CALL.
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SHE'S NOT ALL THAT.
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- MATTY DEFINITELY
TRADED UP.
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BAILEY PARKER'S THE NEW
AND IMPROVED VERSION OF JENNA.
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- YEAH, WHAT DID
JENNA EXPECT
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AFTER BEING SO SELFISH
AND INSENSITIVE?
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KARMA'S A BITCH.
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- KARMA HAD BEEN A BITCH,
AND SO HAD I,
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WHICH MEANT THERE WAS NO ROOM
FOR A PITY COMMITTEE.
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- I DESERVED THE BUM RAP
AND THE PAIN
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THAT CAME ALONG
WITH IT.
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[knocks at door]
- JENNA?
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- YEAH?
- WHY ARE YOU HOLING UP IN HERE?
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- JUST FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE
IN THE TOILETS
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SINCE I FEEL
LIKE [bleep].
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- THE RUMOR'S
NOT THAT BAD.
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I MEAN,
NO ONE REALLY CARES.
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[toilet flushes]
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- OMG, THEY DO.
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EVERYONE'S BEEN ROOTING
FOR JENNA TO F.O.H.F.
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- F.O.H.F?
- FALL ON HER FACE.
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- EH, GOOD TRY,
BUT NO.
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- DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
SHE IS OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH.
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- NO, I'M OUT OF TOUCH.
- IT'S MY FAULT.
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I HAD THE WRONG INTEL
ON THE PROM ASK.
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WHEN JAKE SAID MATTY WAS
ABOUT TO ASK SOMEONE,
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I JUST ASSUMED
IT WAS YOU.
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I'M THE ONE
WHO GOT YOUR HOPES UP.
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00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:35,195
- NOT IF I WAS ALREADY LIVING
IN LA-LA LAND.
231
00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:36,990
I'VE BEEN IN DENIAL.
232
00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:38,336
- PLEASE COME OUT.
233
00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:41,097
I PROMISE NO ONE WILL MENTION
PROM AT OUR LUNCH TABLE.
234
00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:44,238
- PROM, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT.
235
00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:46,309
- SORRY, FORGOT
TO GIVE HER THE MEMO.
236
00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,208
- IT'S OKAY.
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
237
00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:50,520
- SEX, IT'S AS IF
IT'S IN THE FINE PRINT
238
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,832
OF EVERY PROM TICKET,
239
00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:53,731
BUT I'M NOT READY.
240
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,078
- EASY, USE A SEXCUSE.
- SEXCUSE?
241
00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:57,838
- SEX EXCUSE.
- FOR EXAMPLE?
242
00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,012
- YOU'RE TIRED.
- SWEATY.
243
00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,323
- HAIRY.
- WHICH MEANS SCARY.
244
00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:01,290
- OR JUST GO
WITH THE IRREFUTABLE.
245
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,291
- SOMETHING COMMONLY PRACTICED
246
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,464
FROM THE BEGINNING
OF TIME.
247
00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:06,157
- WHICH IS?
both: YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD.
248
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:09,850
- OH, MAN.
SUCKS TO BE YOU.
249
00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:12,715
SO ANYWAY, JENNA,
ARE YOU COMING WITH US?
250
00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:14,061
- ALONE?
- SURE.
251
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,374
WE TOOK TAMARA FOR THE FORMAL
LAST YEAR.
252
00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:18,065
WHY CAN'T WE TAKE YOU
THIS YEAR?
253
00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,032
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
254
00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,136
- AND REALLY NICE,
255
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,793
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE
IN THE WAY
256
00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:23,968
OR MAKE THINGS UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH MATTY AND BAILEY.
257
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:27,143
- YOU WON'T.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING.
258
00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:29,352
I THINK HE CHANGED
HIS MIND.
259
00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,216
- AND I HAD CHANGED
MY ATTITUDE.
260
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,288
HOPE WAS ALIVE, AND WELL,
AND STILL ON THE PREMISES.
261
00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:39,949
[bell rings]
262
00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,089
- WITH MATTY PLUS NONE
FOR THE DANCE,
263
00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:44,782
I HAD TO FIND A WAY
TO BECOME HIS PLUS ONE.
264
00:10:44,885 --> 00:10:47,405
BUT I NEEDED MORE INTEL
ON HIS STATE OF MIND,
265
00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:51,305
AND TO GET IT,
I NEEDED REINFORCEMENTS.
266
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:52,824
- THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED.
267
00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,515
- IT'S NOT COMPLICATED
268
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,794
BECAUSE THE ONLY GUY FOR ME
IS JC,
269
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,243
AND I ONLY SEE HIM
AT CHURCH.
270
00:10:58,347 --> 00:10:59,797
AND THERE'S NO WAY
HE'S GOING TO PROM,
271
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,282
SO YOU, AUSTIN, AND I
SHOULD ALL GO TOGETHER.
272
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:03,283
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO,
273
00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:04,698
BE A THREE-WAY FREAK SHOW
274
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:07,390
WHERE YOU HOLD MY HIPS
AS I SLOW DANCE WITH AUSTIN?
275
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,840
- [gasps]
OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
276
00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:10,877
[giggles]
- NO, IT DOESN'T.
277
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,741
YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY
WHICH I DON'T NEED
278
00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:13,742
BECAUSE I'VE GAINED
THREE POUNDS,
279
00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:14,812
AND I PROMISED AUSTIN
280
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,710
I WOULDN'T
SCARF AND BARF ANYMORE.
281
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,850
- HE KNOWS?
- YES, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
282
00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:21,094
HIS LACK OF A SOCIAL FILTER
ALSO COMES
283
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,440
WITH A LACK OF JUDGMENT.
284
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:23,821
HE JUST LIKES ME
FOR ME.
285
00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:25,754
AND NOW, I'VE MOVED
INTO A SPHERE
286
00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:26,858
BEYOND LIKE FOR HIM.
287
00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:31,345
LISS, I THINK
I'M IN LOVE.
288
00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:32,761
- NO.
- YES.
289
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,935
- NO, REALLY,
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
290
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,179
- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU.
291
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,491
AND YOU ARE NOT A LOVER.
- YES, I AM.
292
00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,217
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- STOP SAYING THAT.
293
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:44,186
- YOU STOP SAYING IT.
- I LOVE AUSTIN.
294
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,913
AND I AM FREAKING OUT.
I EVEN HAVE BUTTERFLIES.
295
00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,915
AND I HATE BUTTERFLIES.
296
00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,779
AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE I'M
HAVING THIS SOFT SIDE MOMENT,
297
00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,470
I SWEAR
I WILL CUT YOU.
298
00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:54,437
- [sighs]
YOU'RE BACK.
299
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:57,717
THANK GOODNESS.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY.
300
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,859
- AH.
WHAT'S WITH THE SNEAK ATTACK?
301
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,550
- OH, NO ONE'S SNEAKING.
- OR ATTACKING.
302
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:05,725
BUT WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
- OKAY.
303
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,968
- WE SUSPECT YOU'VE WITHHELD
SOME PERTINENT INFORMATION
304
00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:09,176
ABOUT MATTY
AND BAILEY.
305
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,247
- BABE, I JUST FOUND OUT
EARLIER IN THE DAY,
306
00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,904
SO NOW YOU KNOW
ALL THAT I KNOW.
307
00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,147
SO YOU DON'T NEED
TO WIG OUT.
308
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,183
- WE'RE NOT WIGGING,
BUT RATHER WONDERING
309
00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:18,151
IF MATTY'S REASON
FOR CHANGING HIS MIND
310
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:20,118
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
311
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:23,018
- I.E. JENNA.
- I DON'T KNOW.
312
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:24,260
- YOU KNOW.
- NO, I DON'T.
313
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,262
- THEN, I DO.
JENNA, IT'S CLEAR.
314
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,437
MATTY NEVER WANTED
TO ASK BAILEY.
315
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,749
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SUSS OUT
HOW YOU FELT
316
00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:31,095
AND SEE
IF YOU STILL CARED.
317
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:33,545
HE WAS COMPLETELY ANGLING
TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU.
318
00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:34,961
HE WAS WAITING FOR YOU
TO CONTEST
319
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:36,341
SO HE COULD
SPRING THE ASK ON YOU.
320
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,998
BUT YOU DIDN'T CONTEST,
SO HE DIDN'T ASK.
321
00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:38,965
FOLLOWING?
- YEAH.
322
00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,483
- NO.
323
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,969
- IT'S GIRL WORLD, BABE.
JUST TUNE OUT UNTIL I'M DONE.
324
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,315
SO THE WHOLE THING
WAS A RUSE.
325
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:45,799
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING.
326
00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:46,800
AND NOW'S YOUR SHOT.
327
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,733
SAY SOMETHING
AND GET THAT ASK.
328
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:49,803
- YOU THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
329
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,632
- NO.
- YES.
330
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,634
- IN BOY WORLD,
WE DON'T THINK THAT HARD.
331
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,395
- YEAH, YOU DO.
- [scoffs]
332
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:56,983
- MATTY IS THE QUIET,
CONTEMPLATIVE TYPE,
333
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,467
AND I FEEL
EXTREMELY CONFIDENT
334
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,020
HE'S WAITING FOR AN OPENING
TO ASK YOU
335
00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:01,746
AND JUST YOU,
SO GO.
336
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:05,785
GET THAT ASK.
337
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:06,820
WHAT?
338
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:07,994
- WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
TO STEAMROLL ME?
339
00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,789
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I'M SORRY.
340
00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,273
- YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING.
341
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:14,172
- NO, I DON'T.
- YEAH, YOU DO.
342
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,002
- TRY ME.
343
00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:17,589
- FINE.
344
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:20,800
I'M GONNA WEAR
A COLORED TUX TO PROM.
345
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,389
- [sighs]
GREAT.
346
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:25,943
WHAT COLOR?
347
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:28,462
- IT'S A SURPRISE.
348
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,706
- CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
- AH.
349
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,225
- MM-HMM.
350
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,986
- IF TAMARA'S REASONING
WAS CORRECT,
351
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:37,471
MATTY WAS WAITING
FOR AN OPENING FROM ME,
352
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:40,233
WHICH MEANT I HAD TO DO MY BEST
TO GIVE HIM ONE
353
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,649
AND BE AS SUBTLE
AS POSSIBLE ABOUT IT.
354
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,824
MATTY.
HEY.
355
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:47,619
I NEED A DATE TO PROM.
ANY IDEAS?
356
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:49,794
SO SUBTLETY WASN'T
MY STRONG SUIT.
357
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:52,348
- I WILL HAVE
TO THINK IT OVER.
358
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,040
- HE WAS PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
359
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:55,835
OKAY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT THINKING
360
00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,526
ABOUT SOMEONE YOU'D WANNA SHARE
A LIMO WITH
361
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,079
SO WE CAN
RIDE TOGETHER?
362
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:01,841
- I'M NOT GOING.
- OH, NO.
363
00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:03,843
WHY?
DON'T YOU WANT TO GO?
364
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:07,570
- I DID,
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
365
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,262
- HOW COME?
366
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,195
- BAILEY SAID "NO."
367
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,577
AND HONESTLY, THERE'S
NO ONE ELSE I WANNA ASK.
368
00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:17,166
BUT I WILL PUT
MY THINKING CAP ON FOR YOU,
369
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,514
AND WE'LL FIND YOU
A DATE.
370
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:25,209
- SO THERE WOULD BE
NO DATE,
371
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:27,038
NO DANCE,
372
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:34,045
JUST DEVASTATION.
373
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,253
- I HAD TO WRITE
MY LAST PAPER,
374
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,773
BUT ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS HOLE UP AND HIDE.
375
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,740
I COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT
WHO I WANTED TO BE
376
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:42,640
WHEN I FELT SO FAR AWAY
FROM WHO I WAS,
377
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,159
WHO I USED TO BE.
378
00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,195
THAT GIRL WHO USED
TO BE SELFLESS
379
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,646
HAD BECOME SELFISH,
AND IN TURN
380
00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:51,028
WAS ALL ALONE
WITHOUT A PROM DATE,
381
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:55,066
A PERFECT BOYFRIEND,
OR A GREAT NEW FRIEND,
382
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,896
A FRIEND
THAT I HAD OVERTLY AVOIDED
383
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,552
AND IGNORED
FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS,
384
00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:03,419
ASSUMING SHE WAS
MATTY'S NEW GIRL.
385
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,043
I SUDDENLY HAD
TWO ASSIGNMENTS--
386
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:07,492
TO SAY SOMETHING
ON THE PAGE
387
00:15:07,596 --> 00:15:09,391
AND TO BAILEY
IN PERSON.
388
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,427
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
OR WHERE TO BEGIN,
389
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:13,222
AND I WAS GETTING SICK
OF WHINING ABOUT IT.
390
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:16,260
SO I WAS LEFT WITH ONLY
ONE LAST RESORT--
391
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,847
PROCRASTINATION.
392
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,678
- STOP MAKING EXCUSES.
- ABOUT WHAT?
393
00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:22,266
- ABOUT WHAT YOU WANNA DO
AFTER THE PROM.
394
00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,164
I SENSE YOU'RE NERVOUS,
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
395
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,753
- I'M NOT NERVOUS.
- YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.
396
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:27,996
LISTEN, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
397
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,480
AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE COMFORTABLE.
398
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,757
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
399
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,621
AND THE NIGHT COMES
WITH A LOT OF PRESSURE,
400
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,312
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING
401
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,693
THAT COMPROMISES
WHO YOU ARE.
402
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:38,075
- REALLY?
BECAUSE I WAS GETTING WORRIED.
403
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:39,455
- DON'T BE.
- [giggles]
404
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,286
- I'M TOTALLY COOL
WITH YOU WEARING A PANTSUIT.
405
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,874
- OH, GO--OD.
406
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,015
- YEAH, YOU TOTALLY DON'T NEED
TO SWEAT IT.
407
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,568
I'M MAN ENOUGH
TO FEEL LIKE A MAN
408
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,121
NEXT TO MY WOMAN
IN PANTS.
409
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,123
- OKAY.
410
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:53,780
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT TIME,
411
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:58,267
ESPECIALLY ONCE WE GET BACK
TO OUR HOTEL ROOM.
412
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,614
- BAILEY.
413
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:03,617
HEY.
both: I'M SORRY.
414
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,343
- WHY ARE YOU SORRY?
415
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,483
- I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
TALK TO ME AGAIN.
416
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:08,760
AFTER I HEARD
ALL THOSE RUMORS
417
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,971
ABOUT YOU, AND MATTY,
AND ME,
418
00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:14,870
I WAS DEVASTATED.
419
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,044
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW
420
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:19,185
THAT AFTER MATTY ASKED ME
TO THE PROM,
421
00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,532
I CALLED YOU
TO MAKE SURE
422
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:25,639
YOU HEARD IT
FROM ME FIRST.
423
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,681
- I ALREADY KNEW.
- YOU KNEW?
424
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,201
- MATTY TOLD ME, AND I JUST
ASSUMED YOU SAID "YES,"
425
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:37,686
WHICH IS WHY
I AVOIDED YOUR CALLS.
426
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,239
I WAS A LAME FRIEND
FOR NOT GIVING YOU
427
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:40,240
THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT.
428
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,242
- NO, I WAS
THE LAME FRIEND
429
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:43,830
WHO APPARENTLY GAVE
THE WRONG SIGNAL
430
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,038
TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.
431
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:46,695
BUT I SAID "NO"
RIGHT AWAY.
432
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,077
THERE WAS NEVER EVEN A MOMENT
WHERE I OFFERED TO GO.
433
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,390
- SO YOU DON'T LIKE MATTY?
- I DO.
434
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:55,531
HE'S A GREAT GUY, BUT...
435
00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:56,567
[sniffles]
436
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,708
JENNA, YOU ARE
MY ONLY FRIEND.
437
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,573
AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER
DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU.
438
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:06,128
- SO YOU TURNED HIM DOWN
TO NOT HURT ME?
439
00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:07,405
- OF COURSE.
440
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,683
- I HAD BEEN
IN MY OWN PERSONAL HELL
441
00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,823
FOR SO LONG
THAT I HAD STOPPED BELIEVING
442
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,377
IN RANDOM ACTS
OF KINDNESS.
443
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,310
AND THERE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
444
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,001
WAS THE GREATEST ACT
OF KINDNESS
445
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,279
I HAD SEEN
IN A LONG TIME.
446
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:22,489
AND THUS, I WAS INSPIRED
TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
447
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:24,422
- DO ME A SOLID.
- SURE.
448
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,563
- DRY YOUR EYES
AND STAY HERE.
449
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,255
EH--MM, HM.
450
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:31,291
THREE PEOPLE
DIDN'T HAVE TO FORGO THE PROM
451
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:36,124
IF ONE PERSON
COULD JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY.
452
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,160
SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
453
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:41,094
BAILEY SAID "NO"
TO AVOID HURTING ME.
454
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,544
WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
455
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,133
IS THAT YOU ASKED MY PERMISSION,
AND I WAS COOL WITH IT
456
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,203
BECAUSE I AM COOL.
457
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,481
I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS
TO GO TOGETHER.
458
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:53,624
BAILEY,
WILL YOU GO WITH MATTY?
459
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:54,866
- THIS IS WEIRD.
- AGREED.
460
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,765
- AGAIN, MY FAULT.
I'M MAKING IT WEIRD.
461
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:00,044
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
IF YOU GUYS JUST GO TOGETHER.
462
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,080
both: I DON'T KNOW.
463
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,840
- I CAN EASILY
MAKE THIS WEIRD ALL DAY,
464
00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:06,844
OR YOU CAN END THE PAIN
AND JUST GO TO PROM TOGETHER.
465
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:13,954
- I'M IN
IF YOU'RE IN.
466
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:17,786
- I'M COOL WITH IT.
I SWEAR.
467
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,168
- SHE'S IN.
468
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,859
- I'M IN.
469
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:25,034
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
470
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,037
BOTH OF YOU.
471
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,834
NOW, GO.
YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS TO MAKE.
472
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:40,464
[slow clapping]
473
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,741
- BRAVO.
474
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:44,157
THAT WAS ONE
STELLAR PERFORMANCE.
475
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:45,365
AND I'VE GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU,
476
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:48,989
YOU PULLED IT OFF
WITH COMPLETE SINCERITY.
477
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:51,060
- I WAS SINCERE.
478
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,443
- DON'T EVEN TRY TO BULL[bleep]
A BULL[bleep]ER.
479
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,549
- GO AHEAD.
SLAUGHTER ME.
480
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,999
- I DON'T NEED TO.
YOU JUST SLAUGHTERED YOURSELF.
481
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:02,589
AND IT WAS EXCRUCIATING...
482
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,557
LY AWESOME TO WATCH,
483
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,352
WHICH IS WHY I BET
HART'S LAST ASSIGNMENT
484
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:08,147
WAS EASY FOR YOU
TO WRITE.
485
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,562
IT APPEARS
WHO YOU WANNA BE
486
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:13,186
IS ALREADY
WHO YOU ARE--PATHETIC.
487
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:16,396
YOU'RE WELCOME.
488
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,673
- HA.
489
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,089
THAT PAPER WASN'T EASY
TO WRITE.
490
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,713
BECAUSE THERE WAS
NO PAPER.
491
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:27,062
[bell rings]
492
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,201
- OKAY, TIME'S UP.
493
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:32,964
TURN IN THOSE DISASTROUS
DIATRIBES, PLEASE.
494
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,729
- THANKS FOR THE ASSIGNMENT.
[sighs]
495
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,248
I FEEL LIKE I GOT OUT
SOME DEMONS.
496
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:43,389
- SOMEHOW, I FIND THAT HARD
TO BELIEVE.
497
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:46,461
- SO SHE SPEAKS.
- I DO.
498
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,774
- HAVE YOU FINALLY GOTTEN PAST
YOUR HATRED OF ME?
499
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,328
- I DON'T
HATE YOU, COLLIN.
500
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:53,157
AND BELIEVE ME,
I'VE TRIED.
501
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:55,124
BUT THE TRUTH IS
502
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:59,025
I CAN'T HATE SOMEONE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
503
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:16,007
- WELL, THAT WAS
RATHER DRAMATIC.
504
00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,871
- SORRY.
IT WAS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.
505
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,736
IT WAS GARBAGE, PHONED IN,
AND WRITTEN LAST-MINUTE.
506
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,359
- I HAVE EYES,
I SAW YOU SCRIBBLE THAT THING
507
00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,153
LIKE IT WAS THE GRAND PRIX
OF WRITING OVER THE LAST HOUR.
508
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,260
- JUST GIVE ME A ZERO.
- NO.
509
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:29,089
- I CAN'T WRITE THE ASSIGNMENT.
- THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
510
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,574
- WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.
511
00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:35,268
- MS. HAMILTON, SOMETIMES,
YOU DON'T GET TO CALL THE SHOTS.
512
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:36,718
- I AM NOT A BRILLIANT WRITER
LIKE YOU.
513
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,445
I CAN'T JUST WRITE POETRY
IN A VACUUM.
514
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,929
- I NEVER SAID
I WANTED POETRY IN A VACUUM.
515
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,344
I MERELY ASKED YOU
TO ANSWER
516
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,553
A SIMPLE QUESTION
THAT I KNOW YOU CAN.
517
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,038
- I CAN'T
518
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:50,490
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHO I WANT TO BE.
519
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:53,286
I RUINED MY LIFE,
ALIENATED THE PEOPLE IN IT,
520
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:56,945
AND NOW I AM...
521
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,120
- LOST?
522
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:04,780
- LET ME TELL YOU
A STORY.
523
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,057
SO THERE WAS
THIS GUY.
524
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,714
HE WAS MAYBE A FEW YEARS OLDER
THAN YOU.
525
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:09,198
HE THOUGHT
HE WAS A TOUGH GUY.
526
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,199
THOUGHT HE KNEW IT ALL.
527
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,132
SO HE SAT DOWN
AND WROTE A STORY,
528
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,306
A KILLER STORY,
529
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,274
AND THE WHOLE
LITERARY WORLD AGREED--
530
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:16,585
THIS GUY
KNEW IT ALL.
531
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:19,933
THEY EVEN CALLED HIM
THE NEW SALINGER.
532
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,281
SO HE BOUGHT
THE BS.
533
00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:25,007
AND THEN, HE STARTED TO PISS OFF
EVERYBODY THAT HE CARED ABOUT.
534
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,561
HE WAS THE WRITER
OF HIS OWN RUIN
535
00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:28,390
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT
HE COULD DO NO WRONG
536
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:30,427
UNTIL HE WROTE
HIS SECOND NOVEL.
537
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:34,189
AND THEN,
HE WAS TORN APART,
538
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,744
LAMBASTED AS
A ONE-HIT WONDER.
539
00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:38,952
[laughs]
540
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:40,816
SOME CRITICS EVEN QUESTIONED
IF THE SAME GUY
541
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,854
WROTE BOTH BOOKS.
542
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:45,856
SO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE DID?
543
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,721
- WHAT?
- HE QUIT.
544
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:51,758
HE GAVE UP
545
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,658
BECAUSE DESPITE
KNOWING IT ALL,
546
00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:55,866
HE WASN'T
A TOUGH GUY.
547
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:56,867
HE EVEN CHANGED
HIS NAME
548
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:59,352
AFTER HE LET THE CRITICS
DESTROY HIM.
549
00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:02,873
AND THE DAY HE DECIDED
TO TAKE HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS,
550
00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:06,532
HE DID THE BEST THING
HE COULD.
551
00:22:06,635 --> 00:22:09,293
- BECAME A TEACHER.
- YES.
552
00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:11,433
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TEACH KIDS
WITH TALENT
553
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:13,642
HOW TO FACE CRITICISM
554
00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:17,025
AND DISCOVER THAT SUCCESS
ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.
555
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,716
IT'S ABOUT STAYING
IN THE GAME,
556
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:20,408
NOT QUITTING,
557
00:22:20,511 --> 00:22:23,618
OR LETTING SOMEONE
MAKE YOU QUIT.
558
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,554
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
559
00:22:28,657 --> 00:22:31,729
- SO YOU'RE NOT A [bleep]?
- NO, I'M A [bleep].
560
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,560
BUT I'M A [bleep] WHO HAS
A METHOD TO HIS MADNESS.
561
00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:36,458
AND I WANT YOU TO REALIZE
THAT ALL THE HARDSHIP
562
00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:38,080
AND ALL THE CRITICISM
THAT YOU FACE
563
00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:41,567
IS MAKING YOU
A BETTER WRITER
564
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,051
AND A BETTER PERSON.
565
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,363
SO DON'T QUIT NOW
BEFORE YOU LEARN
566
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:45,674
THAT NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO
567
00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:48,608
OR WHERE YOU GO,
568
00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:49,989
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOURSELF.
569
00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:53,510
- TURNS OUT I WAS FEELING
SOMETHING FOR MR. HART.
570
00:22:53,613 --> 00:22:55,546
BUT IT WASN'T LOVE.
571
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:56,789
IT WAS RESPECT.
572
00:22:56,892 --> 00:23:06,074
- NOW TAKE THE WEEKEND,
BUT TURN THAT PAPER IN.
573
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,869
- DAMN, TUXES ARE
A PRETTY PENNY.
574
00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,249
- [sighs]
HOW 'BOUT RENTING TWO?
575
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,699
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GUY
WOULDN'T LET ME
576
00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:13,392
EXCHANGE THE BLACK ONE
FOR MY TAMARA SURPRISE.
577
00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:14,600
- WELL, NOW, YOU CAN MAKE
THE MID-PROM WARDROBE CHANGE
578
00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:15,601
YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.
579
00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:20,226
- A-HA, HA.
OH, HOW YOU KNOW ME.
580
00:23:20,329 --> 00:23:21,538
- YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE
IS WORTH IT?
581
00:23:21,641 --> 00:23:23,954
- IT'S NOT A JOKE.
IT'S A LESSON.
582
00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:26,059
TAMARA NEEDS TO LEARN THAT
SHE CAN'T CONTROL EVERYTHING.
583
00:23:26,163 --> 00:23:27,544
- STARTING WITH YOU
IN A CLOWN SUIT.
584
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:31,824
- DAMN STRAIGHT.
585
00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:33,791
- SO BAILEY.
586
00:23:33,895 --> 00:23:34,758
IS THIS JUST
A DATE?
587
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:37,657
OR IS
SHE GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL?
588
00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:39,383
- MM.
589
00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:40,936
TOO EARLY TO TELL.
590
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,800
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY COOL ABOUT HER.
591
00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,526
SHE'S JUST LESS INSECURE
THAN OTHER GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
592
00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:47,391
AND FOR WHATEVER REASON,
MAKES ME NERVOUS.
593
00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:48,668
- [laughs]
594
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:51,119
SO YOU'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF PIT SNIFFING?
595
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,155
- MAYBE.
[both laugh]
596
00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:54,536
SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL
I'VE HUNG OUT WITH
597
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,367
WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME
MISS JENNA.
598
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,748
[bleep]
- WHAT?
599
00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:01,198
- JENNA ASKED ME
TO HELP HER GET A DATE,
600
00:24:01,301 --> 00:24:02,371
AND I TOTALLY SPACED.
601
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,718
- NAH, DON'T SWEAT IT.
IT WAS A PLOY.
602
00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,167
JENNA WAS TRYING TO GET YOU
TO ASK HER.
603
00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:08,585
SHE WANTED TO GO
WITH YOU.
604
00:24:08,688 --> 00:24:10,310
- IT WAS
A LAST-DITCH EFFORT.
605
00:24:10,414 --> 00:24:11,519
WE JUST FIGURED
IF WE GOT YOU A TICKET,
606
00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,244
YOU'D COME
WITH US TONIGHT.
607
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:15,143
- AND WEAR WHAT?
A DRESS CUT IN HALF?
608
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,110
- OR SOMETHING
IN YOUR MOM'S CLOSET.
609
00:24:17,214 --> 00:24:19,423
- NOTHING IN MY MOM'S CLOSET
IS APPROPRIATE.
610
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,839
BESIDES, I HAVE TO FINISH
MY PAPER THIS WEEKEND,
611
00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,151
AND I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
612
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,015
- YOU CAN DO THAT TOMORROW,
BUT TONIGHT,
613
00:24:25,118 --> 00:24:26,395
YOU ARE GONNA BORROW
THE PERFECT DRESS
614
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,811
THAT I CAN'T WEAR
AND ISN'T RETURNABLE,
615
00:24:27,914 --> 00:24:29,260
'CAUSE I HAD TO BUY
A BLACK SACK,
616
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:30,745
'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT COLOR JAKE IS WEARING
617
00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:32,298
AND I DON'T
WANNA CLASH.
618
00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:34,645
ALTHOUGH I GUESS BLACK
IS APPROPRIATE,
619
00:24:34,749 --> 00:24:36,095
SEEING AS I'M ALREADY
MOURNING THE LOSS
620
00:24:36,198 --> 00:24:37,510
OF MY MAGIC NIGHT.
621
00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:40,237
- DON'T SAY "MAGIC NIGHT."
IT'S A CLICHE.
622
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,377
I MEAN, EXPLAIN TO ME
WHY SEX IS CONSIDERED MAGIC.
623
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,068
AND WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE
TO HAVE IT AFTER PROM?
624
00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:45,863
WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
[bleep]ING MAH-JONGG INSTEAD?
625
00:24:45,967 --> 00:24:47,865
- EASY, GIRL.
YOU'RE AT AN 11.
626
00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,315
- [sighs]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
627
00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:51,386
I NEED TO TAKE IT BACK
TO A SIX,
628
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,768
ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE
A FOOLPROOF PLAN
629
00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,873
TO AVOID
OPERATION: PANTY DROP.
630
00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:56,978
- EXPLAIN.
631
00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,462
- I TOLD FRED
THAT PART OF THE DEAL
632
00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:00,982
OF GOING TO PROM MEANT HAVING
DINNER WITH MY PARENTS FIRST.
633
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,467
AND ONCE THEY CONFIRM
THAT HE HAS A PENIS--
634
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:06,263
'CAUSE HE'S A BOY--
I'M GONNA GET AN--
635
00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:07,298
both: EARLY CURFEW.
636
00:25:07,402 --> 00:25:09,300
- FOOLPROOF.
637
00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:12,407
[sighs]
638
00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:22,072
- [laughs]
639
00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:25,144
EVERYTHING'S SO DELICIOUS
AND HEALTHY.
640
00:25:25,247 --> 00:25:29,355
DO YOU STEAM
EVERYTHING YOU EAT?
641
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,874
- STEAM IS GOOD
FOR BODY.
642
00:25:30,977 --> 00:25:34,602
- IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE SUCH
A LOVELY FIGURE?
643
00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:37,881
- ARE YOU CHECKING OUT
MY MOM?
644
00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:41,125
- WHAT?
NO.
645
00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:43,196
NOT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
A LOVELY ONE.
646
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,923
BUT THAT WOULD
BE INAPPROPRIATE.
647
00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:49,237
- AND YET,
YOU DID IT.
648
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,687
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME
ABOUT FRED?
649
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,551
- OH, FINALLY.
650
00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:53,966
- HE'S NOT A CONFORMIST.
651
00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:56,037
HE'S AN ASIAN KID
WHO DOESN'T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,
652
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:59,558
DOESN'T GET PARTICULARLY
GOOD GRADES,
653
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:03,044
AND HE MIGHT WANNA GO
TO ART SCHOOL.
654
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,908
- [laughs]
IT'S--IT'S--IT'S--
655
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,843
THAT IS IF BUSINESS SCHOOL
DOESN'T WORK OUT.
656
00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:13,433
- I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
657
00:26:13,537 --> 00:26:14,883
- THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
658
00:26:14,987 --> 00:26:16,264
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE GETTING DEHYDRATED,
659
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:19,129
AND YOUR ORGANS ARE STARTING
TO SHRIVEL UP.
660
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:21,787
- IS THAT DANGEROUS?
- ABSOLUTELY.
661
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:25,238
BUT YOUR STOMACH
WILL BE FLAT...ER.
662
00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:26,895
ANYWAY, YOU'RE
ALMOST THERE,
663
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:29,139
AND IN 20 MORE MINUTES,
YOU'LL FINALLY LOOK GOOD
664
00:26:29,242 --> 00:26:30,140
IN THAT DRESS.
665
00:26:30,243 --> 00:26:32,418
- 20 MORE MINUTES?
- SUCK IT UP.
666
00:26:32,521 --> 00:26:33,799
BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY.
- WHORE.
667
00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:35,317
- BITCH.
668
00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:37,734
- I'M NERVOUS
ABOUT TONIGHT.
669
00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:40,460
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
- [sighs]
670
00:26:40,564 --> 00:26:41,945
[bleep].
671
00:26:42,048 --> 00:26:43,256
IS IT TIME
FOR THE TALK?
672
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,776
- I'M SQUARED AWAY
ON THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.
673
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,847
THANK YOU.
- WELL, I'D HOPE SO.
674
00:26:47,951 --> 00:26:50,781
BUT I WAS TALKING
ABOUT ORGASMS.
675
00:26:50,885 --> 00:26:52,093
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET ONE?
676
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:55,199
- I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS
WITH YOU.
677
00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:57,029
- I AM JUST TRYING
TO GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS
678
00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,376
ON HOW TO AVOID
FIRST-TIME PAIN.
679
00:26:59,479 --> 00:27:01,274
ALTHOUGH, SINCE YOU'RE
OF THE BIG-BONED VARIETY,
680
00:27:01,378 --> 00:27:03,552
YOU'RE PROBABLY BIG
DOWNSTAIRS TOO.
681
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,900
- JESUS.
682
00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:07,280
- LET ME--LET ME JUST SHOW YOU
ONE TECHNIQUE.
683
00:27:07,384 --> 00:27:09,835
- PLEASE DON'T.
684
00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:11,802
- I'M NOT GONNA TAKE OUT
MY HOO-HA.
685
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:13,666
I'M JUST GONNA SHOW YOU
A LITTLE TRICK YOU CAN DO
686
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:16,289
EVEN WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.
687
00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:17,843
BUT YOU GOTTA
STRETCH FIRST.
688
00:27:17,946 --> 00:27:19,914
YOU KNOW, WARM UP.
689
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:22,917
- STOP, NOW I WANT TO PASS OUT
AND THROW UP.
690
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,194
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA
PASS OUT.
691
00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:27,680
SO STOP YOU'RE BITCHIN',
AND WATCH ME WORK.
692
00:27:27,784 --> 00:27:28,854
[pants]
693
00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:30,338
♪ WOW
694
00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:31,615
- I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING GOOD.
695
00:27:31,719 --> 00:27:33,410
I'M LIGHT-HEADED.
I'M WOOZY.
696
00:27:33,513 --> 00:27:36,724
- SHUT IT, NO ONE PASSES OUT
IN A--
697
00:27:42,557 --> 00:27:44,179
- NOTHING WAS COMING
TO ME.
698
00:27:44,283 --> 00:27:48,839
I WAS STUCK AND SEEKING
ANY AND ALL INSPIRATION.
699
00:27:48,943 --> 00:27:51,842
[soft music]
700
00:27:51,946 --> 00:27:59,747
♪
701
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:03,440
- I HAVE A SURPRISE.
702
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:05,684
- YOU FIXED MY DRESS?
- ME? GOD NO.
703
00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,858
BUT MY TAILOR DID,
AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
704
00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:11,448
IT WASN'T ALWAYS
IN ONE PIECE.
705
00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:14,140
YOU CAN STILL GO TO PROM
IF YOU WANT.
706
00:28:14,244 --> 00:28:16,349
- ALONE?
- WHY NOT?
707
00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:19,421
- COME ON, YOU NEVER WOULD'VE
GONE ALONE.
708
00:28:19,525 --> 00:28:24,116
- NO, BUT I WASN'T NEARLY
AS BRAVE AS YOU ARE.
709
00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:26,394
- I'M NOT BRAVE.
710
00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:30,294
BESIDES, I REALLY NEED
TO FINISH THIS PAPER.
711
00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:35,817
♪
712
00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:38,406
- IS THAT THE LETTER?
713
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,648
- YEAH.
714
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:43,687
- CAN I SEE IT?
715
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:51,419
[soft music]
716
00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:59,427
♪
717
00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:07,573
- THIS FEELS LIKE
A LIFETIME AGO.
718
00:29:07,676 --> 00:29:10,818
- IT WAS.
719
00:29:12,992 --> 00:29:17,031
- GOD, WHAT WAS
I THINKING?
720
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:25,694
[sighs]
721
00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:32,218
CAN YOU IMAGINE
722
00:29:32,322 --> 00:29:36,429
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED
IF YOU HADN'T FORGIVEN ME?
723
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,846
IF I HAD NEVER KNOWN
724
00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:42,470
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
TO HAVE THIS?
725
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,611
THIS MOMENT,
THIS GIFT
726
00:29:45,714 --> 00:29:48,372
OF BEING SO CLOSE
TO YOU.
727
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:52,411
[sniffles]
[sighs]
728
00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:55,069
I'M SO SORRY
I EVER WROTE IT.
729
00:29:55,172 --> 00:29:59,349
- IT CAME FROM A GOOD PLACE.
- NO.
730
00:29:59,452 --> 00:30:01,558
IT WAS CRUEL.
731
00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:04,595
[sighs]
732
00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:11,533
- DID I BECOME
THIS PERSON?
733
00:30:11,637 --> 00:30:14,260
- OH, BABE.
734
00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:17,712
- I DROPPED MY FRIENDS,
735
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,265
SECOND-GUESSED
MY INSTINCTS.
736
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:22,165
AND WORST OF ALL,
737
00:30:22,268 --> 00:30:25,271
I WAS CRUEL.
738
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:28,481
SO, SO CRUEL.
739
00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:31,933
- AND YOUNG.
740
00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:34,384
YOU ARE NOT THIS PERSON.
741
00:30:34,487 --> 00:30:37,421
YOU REALIZED
YOUR MISTAKES,
742
00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:39,596
YOU TOOK OWNERSHIP
OF THEM,
743
00:30:39,699 --> 00:30:41,253
YOU MADE AMENDS.
744
00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:45,982
HONEY, WITHOUT
THE BAD DAYS,
745
00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:48,260
WE CAN NEVER APPRECIATE
THE GOOD ONES.
746
00:30:48,363 --> 00:30:51,746
AND THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD DAYS
COMING YOUR WAY.
747
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,956
- [sighs]
748
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:58,304
- JUST DO ME A FAVOR.
749
00:30:58,408 --> 00:30:59,650
- WHAT?
750
00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:03,378
- FORGIVE YOURSELF
751
00:31:03,482 --> 00:31:06,105
LIKE YOU FORGAVE ME.
752
00:31:06,209 --> 00:31:09,074
[soft music]
753
00:31:09,177 --> 00:31:17,185
♪
754
00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:23,778
- STOP BEING A [bleep].
755
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:27,471
♪
756
00:31:27,575 --> 00:31:30,681
- AND THAT'S WHY FRED CAN NEVER
GO TO VENTURA COUNTY AGAIN.
757
00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:31,786
- [sighs]
758
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,133
MING, I DROPPED MY NAPKIN.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
759
00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:36,515
- AND HE CAN'T EVEN PICK UP
A NAPKIN.
760
00:31:36,618 --> 00:31:39,276
- I CAN.
761
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,830
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE STEPPING ON IT.
762
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:44,454
HELP ME.
763
00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:46,456
- [groans]
764
00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:47,906
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
765
00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:49,528
- I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
MY PARENTS GET TO KNOW YOU.
766
00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:50,874
- AND HATE ME.
767
00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:51,910
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TELL THEM NEXT?
768
00:31:52,013 --> 00:31:54,291
THAT I'M A CUTTER?
- ARE YOU?
769
00:31:54,395 --> 00:31:57,985
- MING MING.
770
00:31:58,088 --> 00:31:59,607
- [clears throat]
771
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:02,610
- SHOULDN'T YOU BE LEAVING?
772
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,232
- YES.
773
00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:07,580
WHAT TIME
DO YOU WANT ME HOME?
774
00:32:09,651 --> 00:32:11,343
- WHENEVER.
NO CURFEW.
775
00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:13,828
- WHAT?
WHY?
776
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,590
- IT'S PROM.
777
00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:22,526
- MR. HART,
ATTACHED IS MY PAPER.
778
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,977
I TOOK YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM
TO HEART.
779
00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:26,806
I'M NOT GOING TO RUN
FROM MY CRITICS
780
00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:30,258
BECAUSE I'M NOT
A [bleep].
781
00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:33,227
[upbeat rock]
782
00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:42,857
♪
783
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,929
[upbeat music
784
00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:52,280
♪
785
00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:57,630
[overlapping chatter]
786
00:32:57,734 --> 00:33:00,219
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO.
787
00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:01,565
- BUT YOU'RE EXHIBITING
THE PHYSICAL,
788
00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:03,326
STRESS-INDUCED HABITS
THAT ARE TYPICALLY ASSOCIATED
789
00:33:03,429 --> 00:33:05,121
WITH NERVES.
790
00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:07,054
- LIKE WHAT?
- RESTLESS HANDS.
791
00:33:07,157 --> 00:33:08,400
RESTLESS FEET.
TENSE FACE.
792
00:33:08,503 --> 00:33:10,678
- I DON'T HAVE TENSE FACE.
- OBJECTIVELY, YOU DO.
793
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,543
- OBJECTIVELY, YOU DON'T
KNOW EVERYTHING.
794
00:33:13,646 --> 00:33:14,682
- THAT WOULD BE
A CORRECT STATEMENT.
795
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,373
BUT IN THIS CASE,
I KNOW NERVES,
796
00:33:16,477 --> 00:33:19,687
AND I KNOW YOU.
797
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:23,760
- WELL, IF YOU KNOW ME,
THEN WHY AM I NERVOUS?
798
00:33:23,863 --> 00:33:27,212
- MAY I TOUCH YOU?
799
00:33:27,315 --> 00:33:30,629
- OKAY.
800
00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:36,497
- THE RHYTHMS OF YOUR HEART
ARE FAST AND FURIOUS,
801
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,912
PROVING MY FIRST ASSUMPTION
WAS CORRECT.
802
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:38,913
- AND WHAT ASSUMPTION
WAS THAT?
803
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:39,914
- THE ASSUMPTION
THAT YOU LOVE ME
804
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,088
AND YOU'RE AFRAID
TO SAY IT.
805
00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:42,744
- NOT TRUE.
- THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
806
00:33:42,848 --> 00:33:44,470
IT WAS A STATEMENT.
- SO WHAT?
807
00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:45,816
ARE YOU GONNA
LEAVE NOW?
808
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,197
- NO.
- WHY NOT?
809
00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:50,787
- BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU BACK.
810
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,133
- YOU DO?
811
00:33:52,237 --> 00:33:53,479
- ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
812
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:57,138
- NO.
813
00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:59,727
- CAN I KISS YOU NOW?
814
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:02,143
- YES.
815
00:34:02,247 --> 00:34:05,146
[upbeat music]
816
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,805
♪
817
00:34:08,908 --> 00:34:10,151
- SADIE.
818
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,015
- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
819
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:15,018
DID JC FINALLY LEAVE
THE CHURCH?
820
00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:18,884
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HE DID.
821
00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:20,058
- HEY, I'M JACK CARTER,
822
00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:22,439
BUT MY FRIENDS
CALL ME "JC."
823
00:34:22,543 --> 00:34:24,303
[upbeat music]
824
00:34:24,407 --> 00:34:27,203
♪
825
00:34:27,306 --> 00:34:28,342
- ARE YOU READY
FOR A CHERRY POP?
826
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:29,860
- NO.
I'M NOT.
827
00:34:29,964 --> 00:34:31,862
I WANNA GO HOME
ALONG WITH MY CHERRY
828
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:33,071
THAT YOU WANNA POP.
829
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:35,349
- CHERRY SODA.
830
00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:37,005
IN IDAHO,
WE CALLED IT "POP."
831
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,490
- LOOK, I'M JUST NO READY
TO BUMP AND GRIND,
832
00:34:38,593 --> 00:34:40,319
AND I'M DONE MAKING EXCUSES
BECAUSE I DON'T--
833
00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:41,838
- HUSH.
834
00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:44,116
[sighs]
WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX.
835
00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,946
- BUT IT'S PROM,
AND YOU HAVE A HOTEL ROOM.
836
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,363
- WHICH I GOT
SO WE CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT
837
00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:51,848
AND WATCH PAY-PER-VIEW.
838
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:53,953
- THAT'S IT?
839
00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:58,372
- HOPEFULLY, WE CAN MAKE OUT
A LITTLE,
840
00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:02,307
OR A LOT.
841
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,998
- I CAN HANDLE THAT.
842
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,345
- [sighs]
843
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:08,036
- BABE, YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP
THE ANIMAL
844
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,279
TO A MINIMUM
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
845
00:35:09,383 --> 00:35:10,280
I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
846
00:35:10,384 --> 00:35:12,903
- WELL, NOT BEFORE
I EAT YOU UP.
847
00:35:13,007 --> 00:35:14,629
- I LOVE WHAT THIS JACKET
BRINGS OUT IN YOU.
848
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:15,596
- [laughs]
849
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:17,770
WELL SEE, SOMETIMES,
850
00:35:17,874 --> 00:35:19,220
YOU GOTTA LET
THE WILD THING OUT.
851
00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:21,188
[laughter]
852
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:22,879
HE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
853
00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:25,916
[both laugh]
854
00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:33,614
AH, THE OLD SNIFF
OF THE PIT.
855
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,236
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
856
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,858
- IT MEANS I NEED TO GET US
SOME DRINKS.
857
00:35:36,962 --> 00:35:40,586
[clears throat]
858
00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:44,487
♪
859
00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:48,387
- AND THE LOSER
GOES STAG.
860
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:50,355
SURPRISED YOU COULDN'T FIND
A DATE.
861
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:54,152
CHEATING, LYING SKITCHES
ARE USUALLY IN HOT DEMAND.
862
00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:57,258
WEIRD.
863
00:35:57,362 --> 00:35:59,571
MAKING FUN OF YOU HAS LOST
ITS LUSTER
864
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:01,020
'CAUSE NOW
ANYTHING AWFUL
865
00:36:01,124 --> 00:36:03,437
I COULD SAY ABOUT YOU
IS TRUE.
866
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,922
- THANK YOU.
867
00:36:06,025 --> 00:36:09,443
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
868
00:36:11,548 --> 00:36:13,861
- HEY.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
869
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:16,415
- HAVING A GOOD TIME?
- YEAH, EVEN BETTER NOW.
870
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:18,141
- WELL, I'M ON THE FENCE
ABOUT STAYING,
871
00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,937
BUT I'M GIVING MYSELF
20 MINUTES.
872
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,390
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE TWO MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE ROOM.
873
00:36:25,493 --> 00:36:26,425
UH, DRINK?
874
00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,047
- NO, THANK YOU.
875
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:31,050
[down-tempo rock]
876
00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:37,056
♪
877
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,543
- HEY, HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS
HAVE THIS DANCE?
878
00:36:40,646 --> 00:36:42,924
- NO, I AM JUST HERE
TO HANG,
879
00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:43,925
NOT TO INTRUDE.
880
00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:46,376
- NAH, YOU WOULDN'T BE.
COME.
881
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,828
JUST ONE SONG.
882
00:36:49,931 --> 00:36:52,831
[soft rock music]
883
00:36:52,934 --> 00:37:00,873
♪
884
00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:07,777
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.
885
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,470
- I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO,
BUT I WANT TO.
886
00:37:13,403 --> 00:37:16,510
- YOUR DRESS LOOKS BETTER
WITHOUT THE HOODIE.
887
00:37:16,613 --> 00:37:17,718
- CAUGHT.
- [chuckles]
888
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:19,306
I BOUGHT IT
STUPIDLY THINKING
889
00:37:19,409 --> 00:37:21,687
YOU WERE GOING
TO ASK ME TO PROM.
890
00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:24,690
- AND WHY IS THAT STUPID?
891
00:37:24,794 --> 00:37:27,797
- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.
892
00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:32,319
- I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE STILL OPEN.
893
00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:35,080
- AND I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE CLOSED.
894
00:37:38,463 --> 00:37:40,361
- I FEEL AWFUL, BUT I--
- DON'T.
895
00:37:40,465 --> 00:37:42,777
DON'T SAY IT.
896
00:37:42,881 --> 00:37:46,816
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WHEN I HURT YOU,
897
00:37:46,919 --> 00:37:50,026
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I WAS DOING.
898
00:37:50,129 --> 00:37:53,478
BUT I DO NOW.
899
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,277
I DIDN'T LOVE MYSELF ENOUGH
TO LET YOU LOVE ME.
900
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:07,285
♪
901
00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:23,853
- THANKS FOR THE DANCE.
902
00:38:23,956 --> 00:38:24,888
- THE PLEASURE
WAS ALL MINE.
903
00:38:24,992 --> 00:38:28,547
NOW, GET BACK
TO YOUR DATE.
904
00:38:28,651 --> 00:38:31,550
- WILL DO.
905
00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:41,526
[upbeat folk]
906
00:38:41,629 --> 00:38:47,497
♪
907
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:50,224
- I HAD BEEN STRUGGLING TO THINK
OF WHAT TO SAY,
908
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,502
SO I STOPPED THINKING.
909
00:38:52,606 --> 00:38:54,193
I WAS CONVINCED
I DIDN'T KNOW
910
00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:55,816
WHO I WANTED TO BE.
911
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,265
AND THEN, I REALIZED
912
00:38:57,369 --> 00:39:01,304
THE ANSWER WAS
ALL AROUND ME.
913
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:04,721
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO IS WILLING TO FORGIVE.
914
00:39:07,068 --> 00:39:08,656
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
THAT CARES MORE
915
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,040
ABOUT OTHERS
THAN THEMSELVES.
916
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:16,354
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO CAN TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
917
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,669
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING
918
00:39:21,773 --> 00:39:25,397
FOR THE RIGHT REASON.
919
00:39:25,501 --> 00:39:29,988
I WANNA BE SOMEONE WHO SEES
THE BEST IN EVERYONE.
920
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,407
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO IS A TRUE FRIEND.
921
00:39:35,511 --> 00:39:38,755
♪
922
00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:40,757
- I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO ALWAYS TRIES
923
00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:44,071
TO BE A BETTER PERSON,
924
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,936
AND SOMEONE WHO LEARNS
FROM THEIR MISTAKES.
925
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:48,627
I GUESS
I JUST WANNA BE SOMEONE
926
00:39:48,731 --> 00:39:50,422
WHO ENCOMPASSES
ALL THOSE THINGS
927
00:39:50,526 --> 00:39:52,562
SO I CAN FINALLY BE
928
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:56,221
THAT GIRL WHO DOESN'T NEED
A BOY TO BE HAPPY
929
00:39:56,324 --> 00:39:59,258
BECAUSE I'LL KNOW HOW TO DANCE
ALL ON MY OWN.
65097
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