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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:12,980 TOTO VERSUS THE BLACK PIRATE 2 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,820 Thief! 3 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,920 Thief! 4 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,990 Get him! 5 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,600 Stop him! 6 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,840 Thief! He robbed me! Get him! 7 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:19,210 What's happening? - Get outta the way! 8 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,280 Where did he go? - Dunno! 9 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:29,340 Apples! Pears! Watermelons! 10 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,000 All fresh fruit, gentlemen! 11 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:17,740 Let's go. Come on! Go! 12 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:24,740 Quick, quick, guys! 13 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:28,220 You know we don't have much time to load. Come on, hurry! 14 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,290 Come on, this is no time to rest! 15 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,210 Come on, wake up there! What are you doing? Sleeping? 16 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,690 Is this ours? - No. 17 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,170 No? 18 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,500 Oh, it's rum. - Ah, it's rum. 19 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,100 Load it! 20 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,570 Load it up. Hurry! 21 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,960 Hurry! There are guards about. 22 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:58,130 Up! Up! Let's go! Come on! 23 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:16,780 Long live the pirates! - Long live the pirates! 24 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:20,320 Long live the Black Pirate! - Long live the Black Pirate! 25 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:26,710 All at your stations! Let's go, move! 26 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:29,360 Guys, don't stop! 27 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:32,440 No sleeping! No sleeping! Forward! 28 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:35,350 What is this barrel? Where does it come from? 29 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,710 I found it in the market. 30 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:41,090 OK, take it to the captain's cabin. - I don't want to! 31 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:44,300 According to Article 131 of the pirates' code, 32 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:48,550 for every barrel of rum, the crew is entitled… - Quiet! 33 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,420 Why? - Don't be a fool with your speeches. 34 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:55,320 Don't you think there's too many of us? Well, let's drink it among us, right? 35 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:58,710 I'm going to call the captain. - Let's take it to him. 36 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,560 Captain? 37 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:05,600 If the wind holds up, in two days we'll cross the Esperanza. 38 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:08,450 Will there be treasure from the colonies on board? 39 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,220 My information service is never wrong, dear Burrasca. 40 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:13,930 So how about drinking some rum? 41 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,210 Rum? - Jamaican Rum. 42 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,970 Ah, with pleasure! 43 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:27,310 God, I can't take it anymore! 44 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,680 At the end of the corridor, on the right. 45 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,600 Thank you. 46 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,940 This way, guys! 47 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,310 Let's drink a pint of rum. 48 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:46,690 Nobody's last when there's rum, eh? 49 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,220 What kind of rum is this? 50 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:04,300 Is it already gone? - Taste it. 51 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:10,380 It's sour. 52 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,570 It must have gone bad. - Damn it! 53 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,190 Throw the barrel in the sea! - The sea? No! 54 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,680 Who said no? - I didn't speak. 55 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,070 Me neither. 56 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,340 Was it you? - No. 57 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,920 It was Coccorito. 58 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,510 I didn't open my beak. 59 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:30,200 The barrel to the fish! - Not the fish! 60 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:35,530 Who dares argue with my orders? - Nobody! 61 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,180 I'll throw it into the sea with my own hands! 62 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:48,070 Who moved the barrel? - Was it you? 63 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,680 No, not me. - Then who was it? 64 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:52,960 Well, the parrot… - Watch out! 65 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:55,170 No, I mean the parrot spoke earlier. 66 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,140 Good day! 67 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,860 What beautiful young people! 68 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:15,140 Finally, I see some nice faces! 69 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:23,970 Where do you come from? - The barrel. 70 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,440 And who brought you here? - Him over there! 71 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:27,790 Me? I'll kill you! 72 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,480 Silence! - Silence! Let the Marshal talk! 73 00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:33,370 And who brought you on board? 74 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,140 It was like this: The Spanish soldiers… 75 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:39,690 Ah! Did the Spanish recruit you? - Confess! 76 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,370 I don't like that guy. 77 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:44,580 Silence! - No threats. No threats! 78 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,440 And how much did you get? 79 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,940 The first time, 6 months and 20 pieces of gold. Oh, well! 80 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:52,920 You sell yourself for so little? 81 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:56,120 And who knows how many of us he has reported, this filthy spy! 82 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:58,490 Me? - Kill him! Kill him! 83 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,070 Excuse me, are these guys mad at me? - Yes. 84 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:07,660 You've misunderstood, gentlemen. Be patient. 85 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:10,490 I meant to say the Spanish wanted to arrest me! 86 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,430 And 20 pieces of gold they gave you? 87 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,050 They gave me squat! 88 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,020 I had to pay them 20 pieces of gold as a fine! 89 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:19,960 Only God knows what I had to do to collect the sum. 90 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:23,760 What if he was sent by our friend, L'Olonese? Eh? 91 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:27,290 The friend that he said. - Ah… good! L'Olonese, eh? - Who's he? 92 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:29,860 And are you good friends? - Great friends! 93 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:33,150 How many days since you've seen him? - Well, let me think… 94 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,790 30 days in November with April and September. What's today? 95 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,010 28th. - What? 96 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,650 There's one with 28. 2 days ago, it's been a year. 97 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,750 So you saw his right arm? - Of course! 98 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:47,320 We're almost like brothers! - No, no! His right arm. This. 99 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:50,090 His right arm. - Ah, you were referring to the limb? 100 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,020 I cut it off 2 months ago with a saber! 101 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:55,830 Really? What a hoot! - What's so funny? 102 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:59,040 I would've liked to have been there to see the arm fly! 103 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,410 Sorry, I didn't understand. Whose arm? - L'Olonese's. 104 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:06,290 And who cares about L'Olonese! - What? Weren't you great friends? 105 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,390 Me? - Yes. 106 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:10,890 I said I'm a friend of… But no! I meant L'Olandese (Dutchman)! 107 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,640 L'Olandese? Even worse! He stole my finest loot! 108 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:16,550 Really? - Yes. 109 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:20,520 Checkmate! 110 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,450 Leave it! - This is cheating! - No, this is mine! 111 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,350 Give it to me! - It's mine! 112 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,020 Now then! - Who's there! 113 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:30,410 L'Olandese sent you. 114 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,420 Who sent me? - L'Olandese! 115 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,810 Who told you that? - You! - Me? 116 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,970 Excuse me, did I say L'Olandese? I did? 117 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,470 Sorry, it slipped out. L'Olandese may slip out from anybody. 118 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,470 Did you ever let L'Olandese slip out? - No! - Not him, but I did. 119 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,760 What can you do? I wanted to say instead… - Go on. 120 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:50,870 He sent me, the thing… - Who? 121 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,570 Which? - Not the thing, the… 122 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,030 The parmes… the pecorino… no… - But which? 123 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:58,850 Il Portoghese! (The Portuguese Man) - Ah, Il Portoghese!- Damn! 124 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,130 We were like brothers and he sank my best ship! 125 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,860 Really? Excuse me. If I may say so, you're really jinxed. 126 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:09,630 You've a jinx on you! Still, such a tall piece of a man. 127 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:12,520 He should be a commendatore by now. Is he? - No! 128 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:16,140 He's not? You see, those kind of things make my blood boil! 129 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:19,800 I become nervous. I don't know but I could kill somebody! 130 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,940 This man makes me suffer! So big and not yet…! 131 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,940 I must leave or I'll get too upset. - Calm down! 132 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,100 Where are you going? - Captain, 133 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,920 there's only one way to make this filthy spy speak. 134 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,620 Torture. - You're right. 135 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:36,430 What? - You two go and prepare the table. 136 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,340 Oh, good! May you live 100 years! 137 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:43,400 I'm so hungry! My stomach has been empty since… 138 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:44,800 You'll see. 139 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,230 You're so big but I'm so hungry, I can't see you! 140 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,720 Shall we go? 141 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,090 Is the table set? - Yes, Captain. - Good. 142 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,660 This? - Yes. - No cups, tablecloths, cutlery to eat with? 143 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,200 You want a tablecloth? 144 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:11,980 Climb up! 145 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,700 OK, I'm going. 146 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:17,280 Is this a time to joke around? We joke after a full belly, no? 147 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,590 And maybe even a few laughs? - Yes. 148 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,110 Count me in! - Get up! 149 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:26,170 What manners! What ways! This man is cranky. 150 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,260 Done! All right? 151 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,690 What are you doing with… - Go forward! 152 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,060 Don't push. - Forward! 153 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,790 Still further! - I'm there. - Further! 154 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:40,440 Impossible. - Why? - It's all wet, there's the sea. It's full of water! 155 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:43,070 You'll end up there, if you decide not to talk! 156 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,980 But I told everything. - You told nothing! - How? 157 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:50,260 Enough with making fun of us! - OK. - And if you don't say who sent you to spy, 158 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,880 I'll throw you to the sharks! - The sharks? 159 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,850 Please, not in your dreams! They have no muzzles! 160 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,210 Captain, he'll never talk! 161 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,460 You think so? We'll see. 162 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:03,190 You want to save your life? - You hafta ask? 163 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:05,180 Then sing. - Here? 164 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,120 Sing! - Before all? 165 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,280 Sing! 166 00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:10,450 At Marechiaro, there's a window… 167 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,100 Damn it! Damn it! 168 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:16,500 Damn it? This is the drums. - What drums? 169 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,360 Great shot, Captain. - May all spies end up so! 170 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:29,770 All of them! Long live the Black Pirate! 171 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,580 Long live the Black Pirate! 172 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,810 Bless you. 173 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,920 Thanks, very nice of you. - You're welcome. 174 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:34,600 Thief! Thief! Help! Black Pirate! Help! 175 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:38,640 Damn you. You're a thief together with that parrot of your mother! 176 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,250 No names! Thief and spy! - Hush! 177 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,850 Look, I'll wring your neck! 178 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,060 Isn't there any parsley on this ship? 179 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:47,900 Parsley? - I'll fix you. - Help! 180 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:50,430 Black Pirate! - Now I'll fix you. 181 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,100 Shut up! 182 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,590 Burrasca! Wine. 183 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,980 Boss, another song. 184 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:15,640 Damn that frozen water. 185 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,340 How cold! 186 00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:20,890 Ah, that's better. Yes. 187 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,330 Excuse me. - Help. 188 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,250 Eee! A ghost! 189 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,260 I am? 190 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,260 A ghost? Now I'll show you. 191 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,910 Ugh, I did it. 192 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,560 A ghost! 193 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,520 Captain! Captain! 194 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:25,660 Captain, there's a ghost! - What nonsense are you talking? 195 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,900 Captain, there's a ghost… - On board. 196 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,860 It's the truth. We've all seen it. - Yes, it's true! 197 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,520 Stupid idiots! 198 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:35,030 If you can't hold your liquor, don't drink! 199 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,690 There he is! There he is! 200 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,100 How ugly! 201 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,880 Enough! 202 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,960 It's that idiot's usual joke! 203 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,230 Burrasca! Where are you? - Here. 204 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,570 Give him the lesson he deserves. - Let's give it to him! 205 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,440 Yes, give it to him. - Take him! 206 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,390 I'll bash his head in. Where is he? 207 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,950 Where is he? Where are you? 208 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,590 Does this seem like a time for joking? 209 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,110 Help, Captain! 210 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,010 Stop, you cowards! 211 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:36,100 I'll kill him. - There he is! 212 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,670 See? 213 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,650 That's done. 214 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,710 I told you, it's a ghost. 215 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,780 José! How did he get back here? 216 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,310 I knew it! It's him! The spy! 217 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,810 Get him! 218 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:30,420 Let's kill him! To his death! 219 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,080 Article 36. 220 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,610 Regarding hanging. 221 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,670 Lord, at this solemn time, listen to us. 222 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,640 You who are so good, welcome this sinner. 223 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,930 Even if he is a spy, a thief, a wretch. 224 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,400 Stop it! You'll bring me bad luck! 225 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,080 Let me die in peace. Right, hangman? 226 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,190 To you. - Let's go. 227 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,710 Blindfold. - No blindfold! No! 228 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,400 I'm a hero. 229 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,070 The noose. - No noose. 230 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,520 You hafta wear the noose or they can't hang you. 231 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,330 I got distracted. Sorry. 232 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,290 The convict has the right to express a last wish before dying. 233 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,800 You have a wish? - Yes. 234 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,320 Say it. - Hang me, but save my life. 235 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,980 No more nonsense! Hurry with it! 236 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,850 What manners! 237 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:01,410 Hangman, pull me down! It's cold up here! 238 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,220 Impossible! 239 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,820 Another one of your devilries, eh? - Every man for himself. 240 00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,180 I'll take off your neck with my hands! 241 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,710 Article 5, paragraph 16, comma F of the pirates' code: 242 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:27,960 The convict who escapes the penalty in a miraculous or extraordinary way, 243 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,540 has the right to be pardoned. - Quite right! 244 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,280 Captain! What will you do? Obey the code? 245 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,540 All right, damn you and everyone! 246 00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:01,020 Listen, we're alone now and you can tell me. 247 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,680 Who sent you here to spy? 248 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:06,230 Ah, this is an obsession! 249 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,420 How many times, must I say I'm no spy? 250 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:10,770 So why were you hiding in the barrel? 251 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,700 Political reasons. 252 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,210 Are you an anarchist? - No. 253 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,010 Secret sect? - No. 254 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,630 Dynamite? - No. 255 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,170 Then who are you? 256 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,930 Listen, I'll tell you, but I beg you, don't tell anyone. 257 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,200 Don't worry. - With nobody. 258 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:29,670 With nobody. - Your hand. What are you giving me? 259 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,820 Eh, my hook. - Ah, sorry. Sit down. 260 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:36,990 In the morning… I leave home to go to work. 261 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,950 To earn a living, bread. And I insert myself into the crowd. 262 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:45,550 In the middle of the crowd, I must make my way by jostling, pushing. 263 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:50,700 Sometimes, out of bad luck, I slip and end up with my hand in someone's pocket. 264 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,220 I pull my arm back quickly. 265 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,760 What have I got in my hand? A purse full of money. 266 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:59,540 I don't know whose it is, the crowd's so big. What to do? I keep it! 267 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,750 What should I do? What would you do? 268 00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:06,320 And this misfortune happens 2 or 3 times a day. Cursed fate! 269 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,080 So, you're just a thief. 270 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:12,350 Hey, watch your words. Young man, watch your words. 271 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,380 I'm not a thief. - No? What then? - I'm persecuted due to politics. 272 00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:16,820 Politics made me so. 273 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:20,680 What politics? - Got it? - You're a petty thief like the rest. 274 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,710 Say, what difference is there between me and you guy? 275 00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:26,930 Tell me this. - Hey, calm down. 276 00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:30,650 Don't confuse yourself with us. - What? 277 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,640 We are the aristocracy of theft. We're organized. 278 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,660 We have a knights' code we respect. 279 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:41,940 I'm part of the knights' code. What are you part of? 280 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,890 I'm part of the penal code. OK? 281 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,130 It's the same. - The same? 282 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,880 If it's not the same, it's similar. Listen, amputee, come here. 283 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,750 Amputee? A hook, please. - I want to go. 284 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,710 I don't want to stay here. 285 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:58,530 Tell me what I need to do to leave! - Leave? Easy to say! 286 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,930 It got stuck? To the magnet? 287 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,680 You can't leave. 288 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,480 Whether you want it or not, you're a pirate too. 289 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:11,400 Then I'm forced to be a pirate? - Well, why complain? 290 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,550 You've gone up socially. 291 00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:16,490 Excuse me but here you eat, drink, sleep. 292 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:20,120 Every time we board, you get your share of the loot. 293 00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:23,470 After 20 or 30 years, you can retire to a private life. 294 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,250 Respected with some nice wealth saved up. 295 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:28,150 That is, if you live. 296 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:32,260 Why is there also a hope to croak? - Well the risks are many. 297 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:35,740 See this? Don't mess with the Black Pirate. 298 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,160 That pirate! You don't know what I like to do to that Black Pirate! 299 00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:40,700 Yeah, right! 300 00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:45,150 Listen up. What if I were sick? - There's no doctor. 301 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:47,800 What if I get injured? - There's no infirmary. 302 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,260 What if I die? - They throw you in the sea. 303 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,350 Well, as long as you have your health! 304 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:55,610 Rather, think of weaponry. Go and get a sword. 305 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,410 Where do I get it? You give me one? - No, everybody here makes their own. 306 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,810 Go down to the forge. 307 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,120 Get a hammer, a piece of iron and make it. 308 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,660 At this hour? Now? - Yes, now! 309 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:09,770 I've never been there before. - Now, you're arguing? Go. 310 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,110 To Foggia? - To Fog... 311 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,230 Yeah, Foggia! What Foggia? - In Bari? 312 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,200 What Bari and Catania? - Barletta? 313 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:18,770 No, to Naples! But, really! - What? I gotta go to Naples to… 314 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,000 Who said Naples? - It's not Foggia, if I go to Naples! 315 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:24,040 No, Sir, I didn't say go to Foggia! The forge! Forge! 316 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:27,010 The forge below, the smithy… - You said Foggia! 317 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:31,180 Did I say Foggia? - I'd make you…! - Now, it's me? Hark at him! 318 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:35,110 Take any piece of iron, go below and make that blessed sword. 319 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:42,550 It's the Esperanza. 320 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,890 Our friend's information was correct. 321 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,530 The treasure of the colonies won't escape us. 322 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,100 Helmsman, approach! 323 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:54,050 Ready to board! - Gunners, get ready to board! 324 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,770 Parino! Look! It came out good. Have I done well? 325 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,860 Not bad. Where did you do it? 326 00:25:08,930 --> 00:25:11,960 At the smithy, in Foggia. - Yes, I see. 327 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:15,100 How did you do it? Where did you get the iron? - I got it from here. 328 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,810 From the magnet. - What? - This magnet. 329 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,390 Wretch! You took my magnet? - Yes, Sir. 330 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:23,530 That was my lucky charm! - So? 331 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,670 So? What will I do now? 332 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:30,270 Is it noon? - An attack. A cannon blow! 333 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:33,100 Is it the pirates? Call the guards! 334 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:36,290 Guards? We're the pirates! - Who do I call? - Nobody! 335 00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:56,250 Take the helm! This is a trap. 336 00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,680 On that ship is the whole Spanish army. 337 00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,890 Let's get ready to fight! Let's die hard! 338 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,020 Have we approached? - Yes. 339 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,620 Let's go board her! 340 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,460 Follow me! And show what you can do. 341 00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:33,240 I can't do anything. - Don't be an idiot! Follow me! 342 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,540 I'm the idiot? 343 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,200 Long live Spain! 344 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,110 Death to pirates! 345 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,160 Who goes there? - Password? 346 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,760 On guard! Defend yourself! 347 00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:58,060 One moment! This is a big mistake. 348 00:26:58,130 --> 00:27:01,030 I'm not a pirate. - Ah, you're not a pirate, eh? 349 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,800 Surrender! - You! 350 00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:04,560 Surrender! - First you! 351 00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:07,650 Surrender! - So, it's neither your word or mine! 352 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,380 Let's both surrender, OK? - Fight! 353 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:13,670 I will! And don't tell me to stand still or you'll know what I'll do? 354 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:16,640 What? - Mar your skin and give your scar a twin! 355 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:18,180 To arms! - Fight! 356 00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:30,660 On guard! 357 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,420 That's 2. Who's next? 358 00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:24,050 Captain! 359 00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:25,870 Captain! 360 00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:32,330 What are you doing there? - Let's hide, now that we can't be saved. 361 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,710 Then at the first port, we'll try to slip… - Wretch! Come out from there! 362 00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:40,600 But the Spaniards are everywhere, we'll be lost. - Get out of there! Out! 363 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:45,300 A pirate doesn't give up. We'll die fighting but we'll die hard! 364 00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:49,170 Very hard. - Come with me! Let's show them who the Black Pirate is! 365 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,520 We'll win! 366 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,930 36… 367 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,450 37… 368 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,480 38… 369 00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:06,010 Who's next? 370 00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:14,900 God, how heavy you are! 371 00:30:15,790 --> 00:30:17,040 There you go! 372 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,230 40 and 41! How tiring! 373 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,330 Is there anyone else? 374 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,330 Long live… Long live the Black Pirate! 375 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,120 Damn it! Turn back around! Let's return to the cove! 376 00:30:50,190 --> 00:30:51,320 Yes, Captain! 377 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:10,580 Hey, did you see the half moon? - No, I can't see it. Here. 378 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:14,440 You can't see it, it's day. - That's what I say. How can you see it? 379 00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:18,580 I'm not looking for that. - What kind of half moon do you want? - Mine. 380 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:22,060 Are you Master of the Moon? - That's not what I'm talking about. 381 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,600 I'm talking about… How do you call it? The meat chopper! 382 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:27,810 Nope, I didn't see it. - You didn't, eh? 383 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:32,140 And that? - Which? - That one at at your side. 384 00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:35,920 This here? This is a scimitar, a short weapon. 385 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:38,260 That's no short weapon, but the half moon. 386 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,770 I found it in the kitchen! - Where else would it be? 387 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,220 Gimme it, I hafta cook. I gotta chop the meat. - With this? 388 00:31:44,290 --> 00:31:46,450 You use this on the meat? - Yes, why? 389 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,390 That surprises you? Meat, onion, all. - Actually, stop there. 390 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,460 What is it? - Stay there, don't move. 391 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,860 Damned pirates! 392 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:01,530 Crew members! Sailors! 393 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,570 Cabin boys, ahoy! And personnel! 394 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,770 Listen to me! 395 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,780 Silence. 396 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,220 Are you all here? - Yes! 397 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,350 After my heroic gesture, 398 00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:17,900 that was worth saving your life, ugly stinkers like no one else, 399 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:22,020 our captain, the so-called Black Pirate, 400 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:27,830 had to by law, pro… pro… promote me to officer! 401 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:32,320 And therefore, by virtue of this, I demand from you 402 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,950 the maximum devotion! - Yes! 403 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:37,490 The maximum respect! - Yes! 404 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,830 The maximum obedience! - Yes! 405 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,670 No! - Who said "no"? - Me! 406 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:44,990 Oh, gosh darn it! Throw him in the sea. 407 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,680 Done? - Yes! 408 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,440 Thank you! - You're welcome! 409 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:56,200 Thank you! - You're welcome! 410 00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:58,700 You're welcome! - Thank you! - Don't mention it! 411 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,820 This ship sucks! 412 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:07,460 And I'm not used to living in dirt like you! 413 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,150 So I demand, 414 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:13,610 that within 5 minutes, this filthy boat becomes 415 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,150 shiny like a mirror! 416 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,080 Is that clear? Or not? 417 00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:21,170 No more chatter! 418 00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:25,030 Let's get to work immediately! Hurry! To work! 419 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:27,550 March! Go! 420 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:29,620 Come on! 421 00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:30,990 Hurry! 422 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,750 Go! 423 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,410 Quick! Hurry up! 424 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,040 Lazy! Idle! 425 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:50,930 Burrasca? 426 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,040 Here I am. 427 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,220 Call that idiot José. 428 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,800 What's he yelling about? Who does he think he is? 429 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,890 It's gone to his head. 430 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,080 Send him down immediately! - Yes, Sir! 431 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:18,600 Do you take my shoes for a spittoon? 432 00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:26,640 Admiral Sir! - Don't be funny. 433 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,600 Go down, the captain wants you. 434 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,740 Where is he? - Down in the hold. 435 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,680 Let's go! Hurry! - I hate this guy! 436 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,880 What? - No, nothing. Forget it. 437 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,850 May I? 438 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,510 Come on down, my dear. 439 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,290 Captain, do you have any orders for me? 440 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:04,190 Now then… look, I wanted to tell you… that… 441 00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:07,240 … the weather is… - It's fine. 442 00:35:07,590 --> 00:35:10,120 The wind… the ship… 443 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,620 Wind is wind. - Burrasca! 444 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,450 Here I am, Commander! 445 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,240 He fell down! 446 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,160 Who is it? 447 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:39,860 Captain, it's me: Lieutenant José. 448 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,710 One moment! 449 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,420 Take your time. 450 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,860 I'll wait. 451 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,830 I await anxiously. 452 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:51,910 One moment, eh? 453 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,100 I'm here! - I'll be right there! 454 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,810 I'm here! 455 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,110 Come in, José. 456 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,240 May I? - Come in, my dear. 457 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:05,610 Captain, you called me? - Yes. 458 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,640 Yes, Sir? - I was thinking that a promotion to officer wasn't enough. 459 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,820 By Jove! You're penitent, eh? 460 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:16,200 You've been decorated? What campaign was it? - This one? 461 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:18,160 The Polesine campaign. - The other? 462 00:36:18,230 --> 00:36:21,250 An Alpine rescue. I've earned it this summer. 463 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,070 Not enough for a hero like you! 464 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:27,610 As you wish. - So I thought I'd give you this amphora as a gift. 465 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,100 No! - Yes. 466 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:31,050 But this is gold. - Gold! 467 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:34,210 But how, am I worthy? - You're worthy! 468 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:37,030 But Captain, it's not possible. - It is! 469 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,790 If you insist… - I insist! 470 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,550 If you insist, I accept. 471 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,860 Captain, I thank you. 472 00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:46,560 Believe me, this amphora will make me explode with joy! 473 00:36:46,630 --> 00:36:48,280 I truly hope so! I do. 474 00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:51,820 But no, don't! 475 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:54,410 Thank you. 476 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:56,950 Oh, Captain, listen. - What? 477 00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,140 I've an idea. A magnificent one. 478 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:01,490 Yes? Spit it out. - Have a seat. - No, no! 479 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,620 But it's something long. - No! Hurry! 480 00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:05,170 Very long! - No! 481 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,840 It's something from 30 years ago. - What? - Quite complex… 482 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,980 Listen. Tell me if you like it. - I do! 483 00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:14,900 If you don't like it, say so. - I like it! - I won't be offended. - I love it! 484 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:17,930 Sit - No, standing. - OK. You really want me to tell you? 485 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,850 Yes, yes, yes! - Right now? - Yes. 486 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,430 I have an idea. 487 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,500 As the mates are envious, they may steal this from me. 488 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,330 So, you know what I thought? 489 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,430 I'll leave this amphora with you. 490 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,730 And I'll come to pick it up in a month, when we land. 491 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,800 No! 492 00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,200 Take it away immediately! It's an order! 493 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:38,690 Come on. - Take it! 494 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,930 Yes. - No! That's an order! 495 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,210 It's an order? - Yes. - I'll obey. 496 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:47,080 Captain! Believe! Obey! I'm outta here! 497 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,140 Captain. 498 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,460 Captain! 499 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,990 Captain, José stole this… - No! 500 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,660 What the hell! 501 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:30,010 Give it a try! - Two doubloons on the captain. 502 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,170 For me, two against the captain. - Against. 503 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,810 Ready? - Ready, Captain. 504 00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,580 So, another round? 505 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,780 Yes, who's next now? - Me. - Go. 506 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,480 Who's betting? - Two for the captain. - Double for me! 507 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,630 Me too! - Double or nothing? 508 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,850 Two against the captain. - Against! 509 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,200 Good, come on! Come on! 510 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,860 Come on, bet! 511 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,340 Two on the Captain. - Ready! 512 00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:17,420 We're ready, Captain. - Good. 513 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:18,920 Go. 514 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,120 Well? Why so shocked? 515 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:40,430 I can miss now and then, no? 516 00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,250 Come on, who's next? 517 00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:48,850 It's your turn. - Are you an idiot? We're joking. 518 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,540 Captain Sir, I cannot. 519 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:53,260 Why not? - Because when I was a child, I had measles. 520 00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:55,030 What? Refusing? - Yes. 521 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,490 No, you can't refuse. Our laws won't allow it. 522 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,130 These laws! - Go on. 523 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,300 Don't make the captain mad. - Who cares? 524 00:40:01,370 --> 00:40:03,390 What are you afraid of? He never misses. 525 00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:05,370 What about earlier? - Pure chance. 526 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,350 Enough nonsense! Put him in there! - Go ahead, guys. 527 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:11,460 One and a half on the Captain. - Move it! 528 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,270 Put yourself against the pole. - Scum! 529 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:18,110 No. I want to choose by chance. 530 00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:21,840 Which-one-should-I-take? This one. OK? 531 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,370 Here, aim. 532 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:28,610 Are you ready? - Very ready, aim! 533 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:45,390 Today is not a good day! What bad luck! 534 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,250 Captain! - What is it? 535 00:40:48,270 --> 00:40:49,940 Somebody from San Juan is here. 536 00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:52,300 He finally showed and will have to deal with me. 537 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:54,710 Where is he? - In the room. - Let's go! 538 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,870 No, Sir! I won't pay anyone! 539 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:06,280 Damn you and your information! A fine ship you recommended! 540 00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:09,140 Calm down. - Calm? It was full of Spanish soldiers! 541 00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:12,050 You made me fall into a trap! - Calm down! 542 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,900 We can still take the treasure of the colonies. 543 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,170 At San Juan, in the fortress underground. 544 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,170 Then I'll attack the fortress and level it to the ground! 545 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,690 I will kill! - Don't be so impulsive! 546 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,030 Try to listen to my plan! With cunning, it'll all be easier. - Go on. 547 00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:29,900 Doesn't count! We'll do it over. I'll shoot. 548 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,910 What are you doing? - I'll shoot! 549 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:34,670 You're a retard! - José. 550 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:37,290 Where are you going? - To the captain! 551 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,720 Come here! - I hafta report to him! 552 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,730 Come here, I said! 553 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:46,080 He found his protector! 554 00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:50,510 May I? - What do you want? Who said you could enter? - Captain Sir, 555 00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:53,870 as long as you were shooting, I was there because you're almost infallible. 556 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:56,630 But I won't let Burrasca do it. - Go to hell! Out! 557 00:41:56,700 --> 00:42:00,100 Did you hear? - Can't you see I'm talking to a gentleman? - This? 558 00:42:00,390 --> 00:42:03,130 How many times must I say that I don't want to be… 559 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,390 What are you looking at? - The ring's nice. 560 00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,990 Should I steal it? - Steal it? Out! 561 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:10,410 I'll kill him and... - I'm working here! 562 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,290 I'm working on your behalf! 563 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,240 Out! - Yes, Sir! 564 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:17,520 Out! - OK, no need to get angry. 565 00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:19,620 Damn it! 566 00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:25,000 Now then, do we agree? 567 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,760 Damn it. One of these days…! 568 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,680 That guy! - Well? 569 00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:31,940 What happened? What is it? 570 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,420 I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of being forced to be a pirate! 571 00:42:35,490 --> 00:42:37,700 I was not born for piracy! - So? 572 00:42:37,770 --> 00:42:40,250 Can you tell me when we embark? - Why? 573 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,570 At the first port, I'll run away. - Easy to say. But what do I know? 574 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:49,070 You should know what the head boss has in his head. Do you know? 575 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:51,300 I do. - Really? What? 576 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:52,930 The head? - What's in his head? 577 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,670 A head. There's his head. 578 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,850 I know he has a head! But what's inside? 579 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,630 The head. - Whose head? 580 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:02,280 The boss's head. - Not outside, inside. 581 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:04,350 Sawdust. - The boss! 582 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,240 Silence! - Silence! 583 00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:14,650 He's got his head! - Of course! What did you expect? 584 00:43:14,770 --> 00:43:16,530 You know, at times... If only! 585 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,540 Guys! I need a volunteer. 586 00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,770 It's about going to San Juan. 587 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,830 What did he say? - San Juan. 588 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,760 I've been there. - You know San Juan? Really? 589 00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:30,490 Like my home. - Really? - San Juan Tediù. 590 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,530 What's that? - San Giovanni a Teduccio, no? 591 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,320 No! - Tomatoes as big as this! 592 00:43:35,390 --> 00:43:37,840 That's another city. This is a wonderful city. 593 00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:39,970 Full of fun and of beautiful girls. 594 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,310 Bunch of cowards, nobody comes forward? - Nobody comes forward? 595 00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:46,070 Me! - No, are you crazy? 596 00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:48,440 No, don't go there! - Me! I'm your man! 597 00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,010 Ah! José… 598 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,740 I don't trust him. - Quite right. 599 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:54,100 You'll go with him. 600 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,770 But I… - Shut up! 601 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,560 You volunteer! - Voluntarily. 602 00:43:59,730 --> 00:44:01,170 Well done, José! 603 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,290 Follow me! - Follow us! 604 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,540 I'll follow-up. 605 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,220 Follow them. 606 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,920 Come in. 607 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,540 Here we are. 608 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,720 Now then, pay close attention. - Yes, Sir. 609 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,220 Tomorrow, the governor of San Juan 610 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,360 will give a reception for the engagement of his daughter Isabella. 611 00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:25,390 Ah, Isabella is getting married? - You know her? - No. 612 00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:27,490 How do you know her name? - You told me. 613 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,420 When did she tell you? - Now. - Who? 614 00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:31,480 You. You just said that… 615 00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:33,170 What? - Not her. You. 616 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,750 Him! - Him! 617 00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:37,480 You, you… hallelujah hallelujah! OK? 618 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,620 Captain, it's true, you said it. - Me? 619 00:44:39,690 --> 00:44:42,560 You said that Isabella is having a reception. 620 00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:45,100 The governor, Isabella's daughter 621 00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:47,480 is having a governor because 622 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:50,200 the daughter of… the governor's daughter is marrying… 623 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:53,090 Isabella's daughter is marrying the governor's father! 624 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,120 Who is she marrying? - How do I know! 625 00:44:55,190 --> 00:44:56,760 You're asking me? - No! 626 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:59,660 She'll marry whoever she wants! - Stop insisting! 627 00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:02,190 Want me to guess? - One moment! Stop! 628 00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:04,620 Go ahead! - Let's go. - No! Where are you going? 629 00:45:04,690 --> 00:45:06,890 You said, "Go ahead." - With the speech! 630 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,060 Explain then. 631 00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:10,160 You two are invited to the reception. 632 00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:12,760 Oh, that's a kind thought! 633 00:45:12,830 --> 00:45:14,980 Good. - There's one problem. 634 00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:18,490 How do I introduce myself to a party of such importance? 635 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680 With these clothes? - What do you mean? 636 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:23,290 You'll go as the Marquis of Mendoza. 637 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,620 How can I fit into this Marquis of Mendoozy's clothes? 638 00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:29,920 Is he fat, tall, short? - Mendoza. - OK, same thing. 639 00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:34,100 What will he do, if I wear his clothes? - You're so stupid. 640 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,640 You think the Marquis has only one suit? 641 00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:40,120 Eh! So many fools, so many gentlemen! 642 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:43,450 Many Marquis… many Mendozas… have one suit! 643 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,190 You Burrasca are more stupid than him. 644 00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:49,930 Yes, people have been saying. Didn't you know? Get a clue. 645 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,050 Because the Marquis of Mendoza doesn't exist. 646 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,340 Is he dead? - No! he doesn't exist! 647 00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:58,790 By Jove! - I was saying, 648 00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:01,570 you'll go to the reception under cover. 649 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,390 Both of us? - Both. 650 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,000 And we'll fit? - Where? 651 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,210 Under a cover? - Cover? 652 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,060 He's taller and under cover… - No! 653 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,880 You'll go to the party pretending to be the Marquis of Mendoza! 654 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,130 And Burrasca will be the Count of Betancourt! - Good! 655 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,150 I'm happy. - Him? 656 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:24,680 With that face? The Count of Betancourt? 657 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:27,730 Why what's wrong with my face? - Forget it. - Go on, speak! 658 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,840 Speak, what's wrong with my face? Say it! 659 00:46:30,910 --> 00:46:32,770 Enough! - Stop! - Yeah, stop! 660 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,730 And don't make him mad! When he gets angry, he gets shorter! 661 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,260 Then instead of a head, we got a headache! Speak. 662 00:46:38,330 --> 00:46:42,430 Stop, I said! Silence! - He said silence! - Good golly! 663 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,130 It's a terrible thing! - Stop! Silence! 664 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,660 If only I could… 665 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:50,390 We'll set sail at dawn. And I will land you on the island. 666 00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:52,310 You'll remain hidden until sunset, 667 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:54,850 then dressed as gentlemen, you'll enter the castle. 668 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,500 When the party will be at its peak… No! 669 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:03,790 You'll go down below and open the door shown on this plan. 670 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:05,830 OK. - Which plan? - This one. 671 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,440 Is this a plan? - Yes. 672 00:47:07,610 --> 00:47:12,690 I've thought a plan was something else. - Stop it! This is the plan. A map! 673 00:47:12,890 --> 00:47:15,800 This is a map? - Yes. - It's a bit small for a map. 674 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:18,040 This is a mini map! - This is the door! 675 00:47:18,110 --> 00:47:20,530 This is a mini… - It's a door! - A door? Fine. 676 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:24,970 I'll come in when you open the door… - Yes? 677 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,070 with all my men! - Got it. 678 00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:29,120 I'll take the treasure that's here. 679 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,250 By Jove! - Is it clear? - Very! 680 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,750 Oh! Finally! 681 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,560 Ah, I forgot. - Eh? 682 00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:38,590 Try not to get caught, eh? 683 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,620 Because they don't take prisoners. - No? 684 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,820 They never have. - No prisoners? That's so nice! 685 00:47:44,950 --> 00:47:48,780 It shows that they are good people. - Oh, no. I know them well. 686 00:47:49,090 --> 00:47:52,910 They, to make you talk, tie you to a wheel. 687 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,020 So what? 688 00:47:55,090 --> 00:47:59,080 How long can they keep us at the wheel? 15 minutes? 30 minutes? 1 hour? 2 hours? 689 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:01,760 At most. Just a bit of sweat! 690 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:05,580 No! They tie us over the wheel. Belly up. 691 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,870 Then the wheel turns, turns. 692 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:11,530 I like that. It's like Luna Park! I'll revel in it! 693 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,760 But under the wheel there are nails that long. 694 00:48:14,830 --> 00:48:17,890 And every time it turns, it takes off pieces of flesh. 695 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,440 That I don't like. - And then, the wheel stops. 696 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,200 It stops? And it can't turn for two days. 697 00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:26,170 It stops. They take your hand… 698 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,610 They say goodbye. We go. - Your feet. 699 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,040 And they pull out your nails, one at a time. 700 00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:34,910 What do I care? I got ingrown nails. They'll be doing me a favor. 701 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,640 After they do your nails… - We get a shave? 702 00:48:39,130 --> 00:48:42,620 They get hot sticks. - And do you know what they do with them? 703 00:48:42,710 --> 00:48:44,730 After shaving, only a perm. 704 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,540 No, they put them in your ears! 705 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:50,630 Guys, let's not joke around. 706 00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:55,390 I had mumps as a child and I don't like that. My ear is delicate. 707 00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:57,930 And at this point, what would you do? 708 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,180 I'd scream, "Help, people! They put a beard in my ears!" 709 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,410 No! - No! 710 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:06,160 You must be silent! - Mute! - Like the tomb! - Like a fish! 711 00:49:06,590 --> 00:49:09,700 Then I'm sure, that those bastards 712 00:49:09,770 --> 00:49:12,780 will resort to the last expedient! - Got it? - The cut! 713 00:49:12,910 --> 00:49:14,970 Your clothes? - No! - Your hair? 714 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,590 The cutting of the head! 715 00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:20,420 And I wish they'd cut off your head! - Right. 716 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:22,260 Then I would laugh! 717 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,680 What are you laughing at? They cutting off my head? 718 00:49:35,790 --> 00:49:38,960 I wanna see, when they chop your head off, what you'll laugh with! 719 00:49:39,070 --> 00:49:41,060 Because then I swear, 720 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,760 that for every head that falls, 721 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:46,970 your companions will have the satisfaction, 722 00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,990 to see 100 heads of Spanish soldiers fall! 723 00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:53,880 Captain! I don't care about the satisfaction my companions will have! 724 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:56,580 I'm keeping my head! Got it? 725 00:49:56,650 --> 00:50:00,600 I am the master of this head! God gave it to me! And woe…! 726 00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:02,290 Shut up! - Got it? 727 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,720 This is the underground map, this is the invitation! Get ready! 728 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:09,250 That guy there…! If I only could…! 729 00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:11,680 Give him a punch in the head! 730 00:50:16,990 --> 00:50:18,980 The Viscount of Castille! 731 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,150 Count Rodriguez and the Countess of Majorca! 732 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:36,120 Don Barreco de la Puerta and Doña Emanuela de Castros! 733 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,640 Ticket, please. - Season pass. - The ticket, please. 734 00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:57,150 Which ticket? - Yours. - You got a ticket? 735 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,500 You have one? - Who'd give me one? 736 00:50:59,570 --> 00:51:02,220 Do you have an invitation, please? - An invitation? 737 00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:06,660 Did you invite anybody? - No, the ticket to get in to the salon. 738 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,860 A ticket to enter? A paper ticket? 739 00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:11,050 No, aluminum! - No, we've no aluminum ones. 740 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,110 Of course, it's paper! - This one? 741 00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:16,220 Show it. Show it. - Excuse me. Huh? 742 00:51:16,290 --> 00:51:18,010 Show it. - Here? - Where else? 743 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,040 Wouldn't it be better back there? - Why? 744 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:22,470 It would seem impolite. - No, show him. 745 00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:26,910 And you won't get offended? - No, it's my job. - Excuse us. 746 00:51:27,930 --> 00:51:30,420 What happened? - I'm sorry. Excuse me. 747 00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:34,140 I got a callus as big as a watermelon! - Move over here. 748 00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:38,230 "Corridor map…" - Excuse me! So sorry! 749 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:41,170 It was a misunderstanding. - How you make me look! See? 750 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,860 You must excuse him. He's a little ignorant. 751 00:51:43,930 --> 00:51:46,690 Dear Marshal, one must be patient. - I'm not a marshal. 752 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,170 You're not a marshal? You hear that? 753 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,800 Not a marshal? And this isn't a marshal's baton? 754 00:51:51,870 --> 00:51:53,920 No, I'm the mace bearer. - Mace bearer! 755 00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:58,320 I thought I recognized him! Mace bearer! - Give him that other ticket. 756 00:51:58,390 --> 00:52:01,750 The one in your sleeve. - This one? - That's it. 757 00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:04,070 So sorry. - May I announce? 758 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:07,090 Yes. - Of course he can announce. 759 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:11,010 You see how precise he is? - Excuse me. Sorry. 760 00:52:14,110 --> 00:52:18,990 The Count of Betancourt and the Marquis of Mendoza. 761 00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:22,200 No, that's us! We're the count and marquis. 762 00:52:22,270 --> 00:52:24,610 Let's go. - You first. - No, no. 763 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,060 It's good manners. - Come on, he must stay here. 764 00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:29,010 He must announce people. 765 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,790 The Count of Betancourt! - But who is this Betancourt? 766 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:37,030 That's me, silly. - Please. 767 00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:41,330 Where are you going? Are you mad? - After her. - You mad? 768 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,190 She smiled. - Out of politeness. - Marquis Mendoza? 769 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:46,790 Marquis of Mendoza? - Mendoza. 770 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,510 Mendoza in the parlor! 771 00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:49,910 You're Mendoza. - Me? 772 00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:51,520 Aren't you him? - Not me. 773 00:52:51,590 --> 00:52:54,900 What? - Yes, he is. - Not me. I'm the Marquis of… 774 00:52:54,970 --> 00:52:56,810 Mendoza. - Mendoza. He knows. 775 00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,020 I know he's the Marquis of Mendoza. - Will you follow me? 776 00:53:00,090 --> 00:53:03,460 Certainly. - I knew it. I knew it was going to end this way. 777 00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:05,500 Your face gave us away! 778 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:08,610 Inspector Sir, I didn't do anything. - Me neither. 779 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:12,200 I'm the Master of Ceremonies. - Then let's have no more ceremony between us. 780 00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:15,510 Believe me, I'm innocent. - Me too. - If he did anything… - I didn't! 781 00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:17,970 You look like a thug. - You didn't do anything. 782 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,520 But you didn't greet the governor! 783 00:53:20,590 --> 00:53:23,870 See, what a mess! You didn't greet the governor! - Neither did you! 784 00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:27,540 I was distracted. What must we do? - You must pay him homage. 785 00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:31,890 Pay him… Can't we send him a postcard? - No, Sir. 786 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,960 Please come this way. He's awaiting you. - Shall we go? 787 00:53:35,030 --> 00:53:37,460 Who's waiting? - The governor. - Didn't you hear? 788 00:53:37,530 --> 00:53:40,660 Shall we go? - Shall we go? - Shall we? Is it far? 789 00:53:40,730 --> 00:53:43,190 No! Over there. - There. - Follow me. 790 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:46,780 No, because my foot… - We were hit by… 791 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:54,110 Bow. Bow. 792 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:58,730 Not like that. Bow your head. - I can't. 793 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,550 Why? - My head is heavy, if I bow, I'll fall forward. 794 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:03,830 Then just a little bit. - Like this? 795 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:06,240 Marquis of Mendoza. - What? 796 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:08,210 The Marquis of Mendoza! 797 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:11,270 Mendoza? The Marquis of Mendoza! 798 00:54:11,430 --> 00:54:15,310 Pablo! Come here! Pablo! 799 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:18,570 Yes! You're the son of my old comrade in arms! 800 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,820 A hug? Yes, a hug. You've grown up so much, dear! 801 00:54:22,890 --> 00:54:24,420 Like the weeds! 802 00:54:24,490 --> 00:54:28,480 Come and sit by my side. And this gentleman? 803 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,640 I am Betancourt. 804 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,600 He's Halfshort. - Please, sit down. 805 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,910 Count Halfshort. - You were a year old, so little, 806 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:43,220 when I saw you for the first time. - I remember! 807 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,320 Sorry? - I remember! 808 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:48,510 I remember! - Ah, do you remember? 809 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,770 Yes. Is he deaf? - He doesn't hear well. 810 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,360 You have a good memory. - Fine. - It's been 29 years. 811 00:54:54,910 --> 00:54:56,590 That would make you 30. 812 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,690 But you look twice as old. How do you explain this? 813 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,060 Well, you know… There's a reason. - What? 814 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,220 There's a reason! - Whose? - Here, here… when I was born. 815 00:55:07,390 --> 00:55:10,530 Because I was born. - To my misfortune. 816 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,720 I meant that I was born at 8 months. 817 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,100 What? - I was born… 818 00:55:15,710 --> 00:55:17,900 At 8 months! - Yeah... that is... 819 00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:20,590 Your Highness, he was premature. 820 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,130 I was premature. - Ah! You play the guitar? 821 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,640 No, but he blows his own horn. - Earlier, I used to play the horn! 822 00:55:26,810 --> 00:55:30,530 Now I've fun with his sister's double bass! 823 00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:33,520 Ah, he plays the double bass? - Yes, he does. 824 00:55:33,590 --> 00:55:37,560 No, he meant he was born at 8 months! 825 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,110 Don't shout. - Don't shout. You think he's deaf? 826 00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:43,670 Is he deaf? - No? - He's a broken bell. 827 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:46,370 How do you explain it? I don't understand. 828 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,370 I'll tell you right away. 829 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,290 The year I was born, 830 00:55:50,590 --> 00:55:53,410 was a hump year. - Leap. - What? 831 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:56,670 The year I was born was a hump year. - Leap. - Cheap. 832 00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,580 Creep? Creep? 833 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:02,250 No, I meant the year I was born. Not you! It was a hump year. - Leap. 834 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,510 Cheap. - Creep. - What's with this "cheap"? - Leap! 835 00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:07,490 Well? - A leap year! 836 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,550 So, every year of mine counts for two. 837 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:13,780 Ah, there was also a shrew. - Shrew? Who said that? 838 00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:16,620 You said shrew. - No, I said two. - No, you said shrew. 839 00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:19,540 You said two shrews. - One shrew! - Two shrews! 840 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:24,120 Three horses, four donkeys, a calf, a hen, a pig and a cow! 841 00:56:24,190 --> 00:56:26,900 Fine! Shut up! - The cow! 842 00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:33,260 Be careful. 843 00:56:33,330 --> 00:56:35,540 Pablo, tell me about your family, 844 00:56:35,610 --> 00:56:38,040 your brothers, your sisters. Are they grown up? 845 00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:41,750 All grown up. - And papa? - Papa grew up too. He's fine. 846 00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:45,690 Papa? And how tall is he? - Papa? About four feet. 847 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,630 Is he a dwarf, excuse me? 848 00:56:47,870 --> 00:56:50,420 Right, he's no dwarf! I got confused. 849 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,870 No, I meant that papa grew about 4 feet more than he was before. 850 00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:57,800 And how tall did he get? - About 11.5 feet! 851 00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:01,660 Me and the father of this young man… Young? Of this old man… 852 00:57:01,730 --> 00:57:04,230 … his father. - An elderly young man. 853 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:08,990 … we've always been peers. - True! Dad always said you were from Algiers! 854 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,890 What? - You're from Algiers! 855 00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:13,920 Who said so? - Papa. - That I am Catalan? 856 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,110 From Algiers. - Catalan! 857 00:57:16,590 --> 00:57:18,300 Now I'm the deaf one! 858 00:57:18,330 --> 00:57:21,640 His Highness said peers, that is, of the same… - Province! 859 00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:23,940 Of the same age! - Yes. 860 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,670 But listen, you when you were a boy, at one year old, you were so cute. 861 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:32,990 So chubby and rosy, but with the passing of the years I see you've become… 862 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:37,590 I'm being honest, rather homely. If we want to tell the truth, 863 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,460 you've become ugly. - Why, you're handsome? - What? 864 00:57:41,730 --> 00:57:44,270 Have you ever looked in a mirror? - What? 865 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:45,930 In the mirror? - Yes. 866 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,960 And you never spat on your face? - Yes. 867 00:57:48,030 --> 00:57:51,170 Thank goodness, or I would have. - I always look in the mirror. 868 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,270 Really? And how do you like it? How do you like it? 869 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,600 Where? On the island? - Yes. - Very well! 870 00:57:56,670 --> 00:57:58,930 I find myself well. - Excellency! 871 00:57:59,010 --> 00:58:01,380 Yes, coming! - No, Excellency. 872 00:58:01,490 --> 00:58:05,280 They called me. - No, he said "Excellency"! - Coming! 873 00:58:05,410 --> 00:58:06,810 Who is it? Who is it? 874 00:58:06,890 --> 00:58:09,470 Sit down, take a seat. - It was me. 875 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,810 It was he who called you. - How dare he? 876 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,400 I apologise, Excellency. I just wanted to say that, 877 00:58:15,590 --> 00:58:18,450 while he was growing up, he got wearied! 878 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,050 Ah, he got married! Good! 879 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,860 You got married, dear? Good. You had any children? 880 00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:27,700 There was a moment that I thought… 881 00:58:28,410 --> 00:58:29,900 False alarm. 882 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:32,870 You're married? - No, he isn't married. 883 00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:36,010 And poor Genoveffa? - She's fine. 884 00:58:36,530 --> 00:58:38,130 What? - Very well. 885 00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:40,910 She got married too. 886 00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:43,490 There? - There. 887 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,660 She had 4 children. - There? 888 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:49,100 Here or there, it's all the same! - How? She's dead! 889 00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:51,270 She died? - Died. Then she got married. 890 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:53,830 No, she had 4 children! I saw them at the baptism! 891 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:56,940 What are you saying? She died. - I'm confused! 892 00:58:57,010 --> 00:58:59,910 Excuse me, but which Genoveffa are you talking about? 893 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:02,980 Of your poor Genoveffa, your sister. - Ah! That one! 894 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:06,850 I was thinking of Genoveffa, the Ugly! His sister. 895 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,620 Again with my sister! 896 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,250 Where are you staying? 897 00:59:10,330 --> 00:59:13,680 Ah no, I'm not staying anywhere. - Why not? - I don't sleep by habit. 898 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,840 We've already got accommodations. 899 00:59:16,910 --> 00:59:20,440 At the inn… of… the whatchmacallit? - Which one? 900 00:59:20,710 --> 00:59:23,370 The whatchamacallit's inn. - What? 901 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,690 This inn is that one, near that… - Oh, no! 902 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,640 You did wrong. You heard him? - An inn? 903 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:34,170 My castle is here at your disposal. 904 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,770 You'll be my guests. - Thank you. Very generous and magnanimous. 905 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,850 Are you crazy? Thanks, Excellency, but we have some appointments. 906 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,840 Two apartments? Very good. 907 00:59:43,910 --> 00:59:47,270 One for you and one for him. - Yes, two. Shut up. 908 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,660 We thank you from our hearts but we can't accept it. 909 00:59:51,730 --> 00:59:54,540 Why? However you long want to stay, stay. 910 00:59:54,610 --> 00:59:58,260 2, 3, 4 months. - And I ask, does one eat? 911 00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:00,930 A lot? No? 912 01:00:01,290 --> 01:00:02,450 It's destiny. 913 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,550 We must go to a tavern. - No, Pablo, no, Pablo. - No, eh? 914 01:00:06,620 --> 01:00:08,570 Then we'll get a filled roll. - No, Pablo! 915 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,820 This is a question you shouldn't need to ask. We eat there. 916 01:00:11,890 --> 01:00:13,810 You eat then? - And how! 917 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:16,860 It's a governor's house! - You eat well then? 918 01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:20,880 Please. All governors… - Eat well? 919 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:25,080 Excuse me, gentlemen. Excellency, it's time to give the announcement. 920 01:00:25,150 --> 01:00:26,950 Wha… What? 921 01:00:27,170 --> 01:00:30,250 You don't remember, Excellency? The announcement. 922 01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:33,910 The guests are all here. The garrison captain also arrived. 923 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:37,330 Who are we waiting for? Isabella is impatient and I am too. 924 01:00:37,430 --> 01:00:39,660 Come, let's give the announcement. 925 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:44,540 Gentlemen. Excuse me, I'll be right back. - By all means. 926 01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:49,440 Did you see that fat man? - Shut up.- He had that ring. 927 01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:52,270 That ring in the inn. - Shut up, let's go below. 928 01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:55,720 Below? Where do you want to go? Let's stay here to enjoy the show. 929 01:00:55,790 --> 01:00:59,470 Fine ladies, noble knights, gentlemen officers, 930 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,250 Unfit for service. - This day is a happy day for my family. 931 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,530 I've the pleasure, more than the pleasure, 932 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:11,170 I've the honor to announce the engagement of my dear daughter Isabella. 933 01:01:11,270 --> 01:01:15,740 Here she is with the noble Don Carlos of Aragon, 934 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:19,440 of Velasquez, of Samiento, of Rodriguez. 935 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,020 Of Disgusting! 936 01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:28,560 And now, let's start the dance. 937 01:01:28,630 --> 01:01:32,330 I can't dance! - Right because you'd be dancing now? 938 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,370 They'll start… - Wait. - Excellency? Are you happy? 939 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:37,760 Are you happy? - Yes, I'm happy. 940 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:41,310 What undeserved luck! - Who are you talking about? 941 01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:43,260 Don't you see her over there? - So? 942 01:01:43,330 --> 01:01:46,850 That beautiful girl has to marry that sack of flab! 943 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,420 I could break his head! And he's a traitor! 944 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,320 What do you care? - Wretch! 945 01:01:57,390 --> 01:02:01,220 What do you care? Let's go below. - What are you going to do below? 946 01:02:01,290 --> 01:02:03,610 Don't you remember anything? - What? - The door. 947 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,590 Who's bringing it? - The Black Pirate. - He's bringing the door? 948 01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:09,690 Why should I care if he does? - No, we gotta open the door for him. 949 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,820 Can't he open a door by himself? - That's what we came to do. 950 01:02:12,890 --> 01:02:16,120 What do I know? Him! Damn it! - Let's go. 951 01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:17,430 Sir? 952 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,260 I beg your pardon, Sir. - Ah, well… yes. 953 01:02:20,330 --> 01:02:23,730 I've the feeling we've met somewhere before. - Impossible. 954 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,120 I don't think so because I've never been to Somewhere. Maybe him? 955 01:02:27,190 --> 01:02:29,610 Me? - No, I meant in another place. 956 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,420 Really? But I've never been to Another Place! 957 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,980 And yet I would say so. - If you're friends, why don't you say so? 958 01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:39,030 Who knows him? Sorry, I don't know you! 959 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:43,230 Wanna see I'll spit in his face? - Fine. I was mistaken. 960 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:46,180 It was a mistake… - My apologies. - See you later. 961 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:47,440 Walk! 962 01:02:48,730 --> 01:02:52,590 I'll explain later. You know who that was? - I don't. 963 01:02:53,710 --> 01:02:55,490 Keep walking! - Where are we going? 964 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:06,760 I'm telling you, we hafta get away! They've recognized us! - What's up? 965 01:03:06,830 --> 01:03:09,760 They've recognized us! - Who? - That guy… the one who… 966 01:03:09,830 --> 01:03:12,910 Who? - The one who was scarred. - Well? 967 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,170 The one who said he saw me somewhere else. - So what? 968 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:19,830 And do you know where it was? It was on the ship, during the battle. 969 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:22,710 He had a scar and I threw him overboard. - Who cares? 970 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,790 We must run! - We must go below. 971 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:28,970 Impossible! They'll arrest us! - Look, orders cannot be questioned! 972 01:03:31,270 --> 01:03:32,640 What beast is that? 973 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:35,950 It's a mouse! - So? - Mice scare me! 974 01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:37,920 You're a pirate and you're scared? 975 01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,960 I'll call him. - No! Don't call him! 976 01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:43,120 You made him run away! 977 01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:45,140 Oh, my God! 978 01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:49,620 It was enough for me to see it that I already felt… as if it were about to… 979 01:03:49,690 --> 01:03:52,790 as if I had a beast in my pants. - It's there. - It's what? 980 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:56,340 What did you say? - As if I had a beast in my pants. - Aren't you in your pants? 981 01:03:56,410 --> 01:03:59,570 Don't joke, please! Look in my pants, please! 982 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,970 Look. Look good. I feel a strange itch. 983 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,590 I am looking. Don't move! - Look! And look! Look well! 984 01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,950 There's nothing! You're fine. 985 01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:11,650 Are you sure? - There's nothing. - Thank God! 986 01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:18,950 Now it's worse than before! I feel something biting me! 987 01:04:19,090 --> 01:04:21,050 Take off your pants and look inside! 988 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,480 You go and look if someone comes. Don't let anyone in. 989 01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,330 There's nobody. 990 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,790 Look, because I'm too scared. - Now, I'll look myself. OK? 991 01:04:35,870 --> 01:04:37,420 See if anything's there. 992 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:39,320 Look carefully. 993 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,500 What did you do? 994 01:04:41,570 --> 01:04:44,160 There was a hole. - What do I do now? - You can't leave. 995 01:04:44,230 --> 01:04:46,100 I can't. - Not in your undies. Heavens! 996 01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:48,750 Well? - I'll take care of it, - How? - I'll find a needle 997 01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:51,610 and I'll sew it, okay? Stay still and don't move! 998 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,980 Be quick, please! I can't go out like this! - Don't move unless I come. Got it? 999 01:04:56,050 --> 01:04:58,030 Hurry. - Leave it to me. 1000 01:04:58,230 --> 01:04:59,480 Hurry up. 1001 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,220 What if someone comes? 1002 01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:31,500 Pardon. I didn't see a thing. - Where are you going? 1003 01:05:31,570 --> 01:05:36,120 Excuse me, you don't expect me to play the third wheel? Young man! 1004 01:05:36,190 --> 01:05:39,330 Sir! I won't allow you to compromise this young lady's honor! 1005 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,440 Oh, really? I'm the one compromising the young lady's honor? 1006 01:05:42,580 --> 01:05:45,610 In this case, it's you! - Sir! 1007 01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:49,610 Don't say anything to my father, I beg you. - Why should I? 1008 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,390 Oh, thank you, Sir! You're very kind. 1009 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,910 Is he a dumdum? 1010 01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:58,000 You see, Sir, we love each other. And we want to get married. 1011 01:05:58,070 --> 01:06:01,430 Really? Ah, good! Good! Congratulations! 1012 01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:07,010 And what about that sack of flab? - But I love him. Manolo. 1013 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:10,090 NoNo? I didn't understand. - I love him: Manolo. 1014 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:13,170 If you NoNo love him why do you want to marry him? 1015 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,830 I love Manolo! - Yeah? You love NoNo, then love him... 1016 01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:20,210 the fat man, Don Carlos. Very nice. Congratulations! 1017 01:06:20,330 --> 01:06:23,790 Little girl, you need to slow down. Don't be so… - Sir! - What? 1018 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:25,630 You go too far! You're insane! 1019 01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:30,370 Look, if I'm nuts, you're the King of Nuts! And watch what you say! 1020 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:34,450 No, Sir, you don't understand. I love him, only him. 1021 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,960 I am Manolo! Manolo Nicolas de Pizardo. 1022 01:06:38,030 --> 01:06:40,620 Nicola? - De Pizardo. - Then I know you! - We've met? 1023 01:06:40,690 --> 01:06:44,900 Look, I wanted to say so earlier. How small the world is! 1024 01:06:44,970 --> 01:06:47,920 And where did we meet? - In Rome! At the Piazza Venezia. 1025 01:06:47,990 --> 01:06:50,510 Nicola, the policeman with the whistle? - No. 1026 01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:53,320 You wanted to give me a ticket. You said, "Do you agree?" 1027 01:06:53,390 --> 01:06:56,420 You're confused. That wasn't me. - Then your father? - No way! 1028 01:06:56,490 --> 01:07:00,550 Grandfather? - Not even in your dreams! - Don't you have any relatives in Rome? 1029 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:05,400 Even half a relative? - Look, I'm Manolo de Nicolas de Pizardo. 1030 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,270 Fine. - Cadet. 1031 01:07:07,340 --> 01:07:09,540 Cadet. - Upset? I didn't say anything. 1032 01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:12,040 I'm a cadet! - You're upset? Why? 1033 01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:16,480 I'm not upset! I'm a cadet! - But then… ah, a gazette! 1034 01:07:16,550 --> 01:07:22,420 No, Sir. Manolo means he's the youngest descendant belonging to a cadet branch. 1035 01:07:22,490 --> 01:07:26,140 Ah, now I understand. He's an upset branch of a cherry tree. 1036 01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:32,410 See, Sir, being in the condition of a cadet, I cannot inherit the title of Count. 1037 01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:37,140 Her father promised her to Don Carlos. - Don Carlos, the fatty? No! No, by hell! 1038 01:07:37,210 --> 01:07:41,970 Just great! I'm the one who'll oppose it. From the first moment, I saw that fat man, 1039 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,670 that bag full of flab, I didn't like him. 1040 01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:47,350 How do you say it? It's un coup de foudre ! - What? 1041 01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:50,530 Coup de foudre : A strike of the scimitar! - You don't like him? 1042 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,200 Especially after I saw the ring! - What ring? 1043 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:57,900 It's a long story, I'll tell you later. - Sir, you're nice. One can see that. 1044 01:07:57,970 --> 01:07:59,510 You can tell I'm nice? 1045 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:03,080 And one can you see you're nice too. So nice, you know? 1046 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,180 Sir, help us if you can! - For heaven's sake! 1047 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,830 I'd do anything I could. But how could I? How? 1048 01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:12,070 But, maybe, maybe… 1049 01:08:12,470 --> 01:08:14,080 Sir, dare we dream? 1050 01:08:14,150 --> 01:08:17,940 It's a small hope... Still simmering... It's not yet... Not yet... 1051 01:08:18,010 --> 01:08:24,730 I could go to your father and tell him that the ring… the thing… Yes, yes, yes. 1052 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:29,140 Yes, I'll tell him. - What? - Don't worry, I'll explain it later. 1053 01:08:29,210 --> 01:08:34,760 Yes. But promise me, however things go, that my head stays on my head? 1054 01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:38,590 Why? Are you in danger? - In danger? I'm in big trouble, my girl! 1055 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:42,330 If you help me, I'll protect you. - Really? 1056 01:08:42,690 --> 01:08:46,470 Word of honor? - Word of honor. - Put it here! I'm going. Move aside. 1057 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:48,740 Oh, Sir! Sir! - What? 1058 01:08:48,810 --> 01:08:52,240 Speak loudly to my father because he's a little deaf. 1059 01:08:52,310 --> 01:08:54,840 He's a little deaf? I've had no idea! 1060 01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:58,850 Cadet? - I'm not upset, Sir… - No, I was saying, goodbye, cadet. 1061 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,890 Happy Easter! 1062 01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:07,520 Have you seen the governor? - No. 1063 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:37,390 What's the matter? Look, there must be a mistake. 1064 01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:41,860 I'm not me, I'm somebody else! But I gotta talk… to the governor! 1065 01:10:42,210 --> 01:10:45,790 This must be a misunderstanding. Heavens! You're making a mistake. 1066 01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:50,560 Guards Sirs, you must listen to me. I'm no embezzler, I'm no speculator! 1067 01:10:55,870 --> 01:10:58,740 Wait a minute! Wait! 1068 01:10:58,810 --> 01:11:00,750 What's happening? - Wait, Captain! 1069 01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:04,860 Captain! Captain, there's trouble. Let's set sail and save ourselves. 1070 01:11:04,930 --> 01:11:08,780 What's the matter? Why are you in your underwear? - Ah, yes, I'll explain. 1071 01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:13,310 So, José was arrested. They'll hang him. - Idiot! I should've known! 1072 01:11:13,380 --> 01:11:16,660 I managed to escape by a miracle… - You're an idiot too! 1073 01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:20,640 I'll never give up the treasure! Gunners get ready! 1074 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:24,510 And you, go find a pair of pants! Everybody else on land with me! 1075 01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:26,930 Go on land! 1076 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,650 Silence! - Who's that? 1077 01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:19,100 Idiot. 1078 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:28,940 Damn it! 1079 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:32,300 What would I do to him who put that bench there! 1080 01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:33,630 Wretch. 1081 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,940 Who is it? - It's me Isabella. Hurry, run away! 1082 01:12:44,010 --> 01:12:47,180 How can I? How? This damn ball at my feet! 1083 01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:49,780 I thought of everything. Here. - The key? 1084 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:53,280 Let's go. - Like this? I can't run. 1085 01:12:53,350 --> 01:12:54,680 It weighs a ton. 1086 01:12:55,870 --> 01:12:57,350 Be quick. - Yes. 1087 01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,400 Yes, as fast as I can. There. 1088 01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:05,210 There it is. There. 1089 01:13:06,050 --> 01:13:08,570 There it is. There. 1090 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:12,420 Done! - Damn it! My ankle! - What is it? 1091 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:15,250 I wear a size 42 chain. - Yes? 1092 01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:18,280 And they gave me size 40. I need to get it custom made. 1093 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,880 Hurry, we must fly. - Yes, fly. 1094 01:13:21,050 --> 01:13:23,570 Do I leave the ball here? - Yes. Hurry! 1095 01:13:25,230 --> 01:13:26,460 Let's be quick! 1096 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:29,590 And these guys here? - See them? That was me! 1097 01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:32,450 You poisoned them? - No, drugged. - Let's kill them. 1098 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:36,450 No, you can't - Why not? Let's kill them, we'll have tons of laughs. 1099 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,570 There's no time! Let's go. - It won't take long. We'll kill them fast. 1100 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,510 Hurry, let's go! - Where are you taking me? - To my father. 1101 01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:44,750 To do what? 1102 01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:47,650 I kept my word and now it's your turn. 1103 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:51,680 You said you could prevent my marriage to Don Carlos. 1104 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:54,470 Ah yes, I remember. - Then let's go. - OK. 1105 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,410 Gun shots. 1106 01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:59,360 A gun? It's a cannon shot! Hurry! Let's go! 1107 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,880 They're attacking the fortress. - This must be that damn Black Pirate! 1108 01:14:09,210 --> 01:14:12,010 If he were here… - Let's escape from here. 1109 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:15,230 But we can't! - Why not? - A One-Way sign! 1110 01:14:15,310 --> 01:14:17,940 No, let's go! - What do you mean "go"? 1111 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:24,060 For the beard of Jehoshaphat! And now? 1112 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:26,110 This way! 1113 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,860 We're stuck, there's nothing left to do. - Darn it, it's true. 1114 01:14:34,930 --> 01:14:36,990 While there's life, there's hope. 1115 01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:39,980 Damn it! What a catastrophe! 1116 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:44,560 Isabella! Up there, there's a way out. Let's try to reach it. 1117 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:46,610 How do we get up there? 1118 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:49,640 Ma'am! I'm a squirrel. 1119 01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:08,260 Wake up, Excellency! 1120 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:12,240 We must abandon the fortress! Perhaps all is not lost! 1121 01:15:12,490 --> 01:15:15,200 His life is precious. If we can reach the garrison, 1122 01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:18,670 we could organize a counterattack! - Don Carlos, listen to me! 1123 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,690 Excellency, wake up! 1124 01:15:20,890 --> 01:15:23,550 Don Carlos, listen to me, let's defend ourselves! 1125 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,380 Is that you, Don Carlos? 1126 01:15:25,610 --> 01:15:30,050 The pirates attacked us! They mass landed! The castle's in danger! 1127 01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:34,110 The castle has a ranger? Why wake me up for that? 1128 01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:36,080 He's going back to sleep! 1129 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:40,750 Listen! Let's try to defend ourselves! Maybe we still can! - We can what? 1130 01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:45,180 Come in! What a way to knock on the door! 1131 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:47,990 Excellency, try to understand: We must fly! 1132 01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:52,010 Pie? Where is there a pie? - Pirates are attacking the castle! 1133 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,090 Pirates! - Pirates? 1134 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:57,110 They've invaded the castle? Why didn't you tell me? 1135 01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:59,990 I've been trying for an hour! - My daughter, Isabella? 1136 01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:03,280 I don't know where she is. Maybe they captured her. 1137 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:05,080 She was saved? And the treasure? 1138 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:09,990 Treasure? Should we think about that now? We must save ourselves! 1139 01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:12,000 Let's attack - Let's attack. 1140 01:16:12,070 --> 01:16:15,190 My sword. Make the trumpets ring! 1141 01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:19,420 Call my officers! Let's go on the attack! - Attack! 1142 01:16:19,790 --> 01:16:23,630 Come on, attack! - Attack! 1143 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:33,560 Ready? - Yes. 1144 01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:35,630 Hold it tight! 1145 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,790 Can I pull? 1146 01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:45,770 The rope is hurting me! - You're right! 1147 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:49,770 There's a spike! Grab it! 1148 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,180 Hold! 1149 01:16:59,210 --> 01:17:01,560 Come up! - How? 1150 01:17:01,740 --> 01:17:03,240 Like me! 1151 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,960 And how do you do it? 1152 01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:07,780 Hands and feet in the holes! 1153 01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:09,800 How do you mean? 1154 01:17:10,310 --> 01:17:11,970 I put my hands in a hole! 1155 01:17:12,330 --> 01:17:14,110 And my foot in the other! 1156 01:17:15,270 --> 01:17:16,960 Got it? - No! 1157 01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:19,280 Never mind! 1158 01:17:21,820 --> 01:17:24,740 Stay still! I'll pull you up! 1159 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,590 Got it? 1160 01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:32,500 Yes! 1161 01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:37,760 Tyrolean? 1162 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,530 No, I'm Neapolitan! 1163 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,670 You are sure you can prevent my marriage to Don Carlos? 1164 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:45,870 Absolutely! - He's a tough nut! 1165 01:17:45,940 --> 01:17:47,480 If he were here! 1166 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:49,340 Be careful! 1167 01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:50,980 Damn him. 1168 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,390 Just naming him makes me fall. 1169 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,540 I can't do it, I'm too tired! 1170 01:18:34,020 --> 01:18:35,270 Sit down! 1171 01:18:35,730 --> 01:18:37,920 How? - It's easy. 1172 01:18:38,150 --> 01:18:40,850 Look! Do as I do! 1173 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,610 Shall we go? It's getting late! 1174 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,200 How frightful! 1175 01:18:57,690 --> 01:18:58,960 It's slippery! 1176 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:05,970 Let's hurry! Otherwise, we'll waste time! 1177 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,570 What are you doing? 1178 01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:13,290 No! Pay attention! 1179 01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:24,420 Just look: My head is spinning! 1180 01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:40,120 Put your hand on my shoulder. My shoulder! 1181 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,350 Yes. 1182 01:19:42,370 --> 01:19:46,360 No, there. On the other side, on the right shoulder. 1183 01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:49,170 Right! That's it, like that. 1184 01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:51,270 Gosh darn it! 1185 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,190 All this because of that fat guy! 1186 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:58,800 Filthy, disgusting! If he were only here! I wish! 1187 01:20:00,370 --> 01:20:01,650 Come on! 1188 01:20:02,670 --> 01:20:04,200 We're almost there! 1189 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,170 Here we are. 1190 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,240 We're safe. - Finally, we did it. 1191 01:20:13,590 --> 01:20:16,780 I feel so buoyant. - Boy aunt? 1192 01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:19,040 Boy aunt? - Boy aunt? 1193 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,190 What did you mean? - What did I say? 1194 01:20:21,470 --> 01:20:24,540 Boy aunt. - No, my aunt's not a boy! 1195 01:20:24,610 --> 01:20:25,740 Look! 1196 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:28,300 The pirates invaded the castle! 1197 01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:31,820 Oh, God! - Let's run to my father! Hurry! 1198 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,900 Come on! Hurry! 1199 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,130 Victory! 1200 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:50,740 Forward! 1201 01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,840 Stop! - Where are you going? 1202 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,870 Go along and keep quiet. Leave it to me. Captain Sir! 1203 01:20:58,970 --> 01:21:02,250 Look, what a lovely specimen of prisoner I've taken! 1204 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,800 Why should I care? Give me the map. - What map? 1205 01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:08,565 Don't waste time, we gotta find the treasure. Take it out! - He has it! - Me? 1206 01:21:08,590 --> 01:21:12,250 Not true! The captain gave it to you! - At first, then I gave it to you! 1207 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:15,210 You put it in your pants. - It's not true, Captain! 1208 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,000 Captain, not in those pants! The ones he took off before. - Imbecile! 1209 01:21:19,070 --> 01:21:22,180 Why did you take them off? - Because… - Who knows why… 1210 01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:24,010 Damn it! We're wasting time! 1211 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,160 Stay calm. 1212 01:21:25,230 --> 01:21:28,220 I swear I'll stay. - The Spaniards may have asked for reinforcements. 1213 01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:32,270 Are we waiting for the entire garrison to fall on us? - Let's wait! 1214 01:21:32,340 --> 01:21:35,240 We're waiting for my foot! - We are? - Enough! - Yes, Sir! 1215 01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:38,150 I want the treasure! I don't care about anything else! 1216 01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:40,560 Find it! - Then she can leave? 1217 01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:43,350 Go with her! - I will as there are many creeps about. 1218 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:44,660 One moment! 1219 01:21:46,010 --> 01:21:47,270 Captain? - Yes? 1220 01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:49,560 This is the governor's daughter. - Rat. 1221 01:21:50,510 --> 01:21:52,270 The governor's daughter. 1222 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:56,060 We already have the treasure, this is a precious hostage. 1223 01:21:56,130 --> 01:22:00,900 But her father doesn't care about her. - He'll have to come to terms with us! 1224 01:22:00,970 --> 01:22:04,040 He hates this daughter. - That's to be seen. - Who knows why? 1225 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,280 Let's go on board! - One moment. 1226 01:23:10,490 --> 01:23:13,180 Flying… Go, baby! 1227 01:23:16,180 --> 01:23:17,530 Mercy! 1228 01:23:18,450 --> 01:23:19,780 Is that you, José? 1229 01:23:20,710 --> 01:23:23,430 Did you hurt yourself? - Damn, what a blow! 1230 01:23:23,730 --> 01:23:25,390 What a blow to the head! 1231 01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,170 I broke my head. 1232 01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:31,150 Check, there must be a cut. 1233 01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:34,210 No, no. - Maybe a small cut? 1234 01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,400 I knew you wouldn't desert me. 1235 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:39,430 You're an angel but I didn't think you'd fall from the heavens. 1236 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:42,520 Of course, if I'm an angel, I must come from the heavens. 1237 01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:46,990 But I don't understand why you closed the window just as I… 1238 01:23:47,410 --> 01:23:50,040 …was landing. - But I never would've imagined. 1239 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,420 What? That I'd come to save you? You had to! Give me a hand, hurry! 1240 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,900 Don't stand like that. - What can I do? 1241 01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:59,820 Let's block the entrance! 1242 01:24:02,590 --> 01:24:03,780 Here. 1243 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:22,000 What an effort. Now we must think of fleeing, leaving immediately. 1244 01:24:22,070 --> 01:24:23,390 But how? 1245 01:24:23,550 --> 01:24:27,340 Let's go down from the window. - But how will we leave the island? 1246 01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:30,650 Swimming. - Swimming? The continent is 30 miles from sea. 1247 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,690 Well, we'll take breaks. - Impossible. 1248 01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:38,228 Impossible? No, when we get tired, we'll float on our back. Come on. 1249 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,530 Pull! Pull… Let's go. 1250 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:03,450 Now you, step over the window and go down slowly. 1251 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:07,650 Is it safe? - Leave it to me. I'll hold real strong. Go. 1252 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:11,150 But then who'll hold you? - When you're down, get back up right away 1253 01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:13,750 and hold the rope for me and I'll go down. - Good. 1254 01:25:13,820 --> 01:25:16,210 Isabella! Isabella, answer me! 1255 01:25:16,540 --> 01:25:19,490 What are you doing? - What will we do? 1256 01:25:19,610 --> 01:25:22,000 Open the door! - Every man for himself! 1257 01:25:22,490 --> 01:25:23,710 I'll save myself. 1258 01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:30,680 So scared of me? 1259 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:32,440 Why? 1260 01:25:33,490 --> 01:25:35,230 Or was there someone with you? 1261 01:25:35,980 --> 01:25:37,450 Who broke the window? 1262 01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:40,300 It was a gust of wind. 1263 01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:42,800 Ah, the wind? - Yes. 1264 01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:54,310 Little one, you can't escape. 1265 01:25:54,870 --> 01:25:56,400 And why would you want to? 1266 01:25:56,790 --> 01:25:58,580 I don't want to do you any harm. 1267 01:25:58,730 --> 01:26:00,870 And I don't think I'm such an ugly man, no? 1268 01:26:01,270 --> 01:26:05,140 Can't you hear everyone having fun? Don't you see how charming the night is? 1269 01:26:05,210 --> 01:26:06,500 No! - What? 1270 01:26:07,670 --> 01:26:09,650 You're beautiful. Young. 1271 01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:13,180 Abandon yourself to the sweetness of life. Come here. 1272 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:16,720 My father will make you pay. I want to see you hanging from the gallows! 1273 01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:18,730 From the gallows? Me? 1274 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:23,640 Damn it! 1275 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,710 Stop! What? Do you think the ones below are better than me? 1276 01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:35,160 Well done! You're energetic. 1277 01:26:35,230 --> 01:26:38,510 I like difficult women. But you won't escape me. 1278 01:26:57,340 --> 01:26:58,580 Isabella. 1279 01:27:00,370 --> 01:27:02,310 You're more beautiful than ever! 1280 01:27:07,540 --> 01:27:08,960 You're also strong. 1281 01:27:09,530 --> 01:27:11,060 And I like strong women. 1282 01:27:11,290 --> 01:27:13,900 Isabella, why are you doing this? 1283 01:27:14,570 --> 01:27:16,130 You want to drive me crazy? 1284 01:27:16,230 --> 01:27:17,310 Wait... 1285 01:27:17,970 --> 01:27:19,610 And get this outta here! 1286 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:22,780 What's under there? 1287 01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:24,920 Then there was someone! 1288 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:27,460 Come out! Come on! 1289 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,080 Ah, it's you? 1290 01:27:31,670 --> 01:27:33,350 How dare you mock me? 1291 01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:36,200 This time, I'll disembowel you! 1292 01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:39,160 Split you open! Crush you! 1293 01:27:39,620 --> 01:27:41,170 I'll cut you to pieces! 1294 01:27:41,310 --> 01:27:44,060 I'll kill you! Defend yourself, you coward! 1295 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:48,670 Don't you see I'm unarmed? - Here, my hero! Kill that bandit! 1296 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:53,600 Yes! Your last hour has come. I waited a long time for this moment. 1297 01:27:53,820 --> 01:27:56,400 Defend yourself, bastard! To arms! 1298 01:28:01,780 --> 01:28:02,930 Run away! 1299 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:07,090 Damn! 1300 01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:12,890 Stop, coward! 1301 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,390 Your last hour has come. - Why? What time is it? 1302 01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:18,050 Time for revenge. - I don't want revenge on anybody! 1303 01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:20,090 It's over for you, understand? 1304 01:28:20,220 --> 01:28:21,290 Let go. 1305 01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:24,130 You understand? - Coward! 1306 01:28:25,370 --> 01:28:26,880 Damn you! Come here. 1307 01:28:28,950 --> 01:28:30,230 You come down. 1308 01:28:30,370 --> 01:28:31,410 Fine! 1309 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:37,920 Come down! 1310 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,640 You come up. - I'm coming. 1311 01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:50,630 Here I go! 1312 01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:04,570 I told you to come down! 1313 01:29:05,330 --> 01:29:06,490 Here I am. 1314 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:14,380 Take that! 1315 01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:20,180 Help! Water! 1316 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:24,400 Water! 1317 01:29:25,290 --> 01:29:27,080 Help! Water! 1318 01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:37,230 Water! Water! 1319 01:29:53,220 --> 01:29:54,390 My sword. 1320 01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:56,690 Give me a sword. 1321 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,070 My sword! 1322 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:04,260 Come here, dog! 1323 01:30:04,990 --> 01:30:06,200 Come here, dog! 1324 01:30:27,330 --> 01:30:28,640 If I catch you… 1325 01:30:29,660 --> 01:30:30,770 My sword? 1326 01:30:34,010 --> 01:30:35,010 Pardon! 1327 01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:40,610 Excuse my feet. 1328 01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:04,020 The Spaniards! 1329 01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:06,960 Save yourselves! The Spanish soldiers are coming! 1330 01:31:09,090 --> 01:31:10,210 Let's go! 1331 01:31:10,290 --> 01:31:12,000 Run away, Josè! - No! 1332 01:31:12,770 --> 01:31:15,770 What are you doing? - Nasty fat man! 1333 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:19,260 Now you'll be unmasked. I know everything about you! 1334 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:35,960 Stop! Stop everybody! - Excellency! 1335 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:40,220 I defeated the Black Pirate and captured his right hand man! 1336 01:31:40,290 --> 01:31:43,150 Liar! Not true! Excellency! - Later. 1337 01:31:43,220 --> 01:31:45,610 Later? Now! - Seize him! - What? 1338 01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:47,850 Father! - What, my son? 1339 01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:50,860 No, up, up! Up there, the girl. 1340 01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:53,360 My father! Father! 1341 01:31:53,690 --> 01:31:55,490 This man has defended my honor! 1342 01:31:56,190 --> 01:31:59,190 Right! Me! With all due modesty. - Really? 1343 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:02,480 Well done! You did this too? - What did I do? I saved her. 1344 01:32:02,550 --> 01:32:04,390 Shoot him! - Shoot me? 1345 01:32:04,460 --> 01:32:07,360 Father! - Isabella, what do you want? I'm here! 1346 01:32:07,430 --> 01:32:10,240 Governor. - Who is it? - There's Isabella. 1347 01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:13,590 Father, didn't you understand? It's not him you must shoot. 1348 01:32:13,660 --> 01:32:16,790 But him! - The fat man! - He's a traitor! - And scum! 1349 01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:19,400 Take him away! - Away! - One moment! 1350 01:32:19,470 --> 01:32:21,650 What happened? I don't understand anything. 1351 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:24,830 It's simple, Excellency. He's a pirate spy! - What? 1352 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:27,210 He's a pirate spy! - Him! 1353 01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:30,200 Him? Pontius Pilate? - Yep, Pontius Pilate. 1354 01:32:30,270 --> 01:32:32,340 And who are you? - Who I am? What? 1355 01:32:32,410 --> 01:32:34,360 Who are you? - Mary Magdalene! 1356 01:32:34,430 --> 01:32:36,790 Now, I understand! - Ooh! Governor! 1357 01:32:36,860 --> 01:32:40,690 What the hell? You never understand! Your ears don't work at all! 1358 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:44,880 Move away! - I want to go back to my house. 1359 01:32:44,950 --> 01:32:46,880 I have a business there. 1360 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:51,830 Thief! 1361 01:32:53,340 --> 01:32:55,640 Thief! Thief! Stop him! 1362 01:32:55,970 --> 01:32:57,110 Thief! 1363 01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:59,080 Hurry! Hide! 1364 01:32:59,150 --> 01:33:01,020 In the barrel? Do I look crazy? 1365 01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:02,590 Thief! 1366 01:33:04,450 --> 01:33:06,600 Thief! Stop him! 106269

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