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THEY'RE UNDERFED,
THEY'RE HUNGRY,
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THEIR LIVES SLOWLY
WASTING AWAY...
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BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T
GOT ENOUGH FOOD.
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HELLO. I'M SALLY STRUTHERS.
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FOR JUST 50 CENTS A DAY...
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THE PRICE OF AN APPLE FRITTER...
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YOU CAN HELP FEED SOMEONE
WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO FEED HIMSELF.
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THE MEALS ARE FREE,
THEY'RE NOURISHING AND,
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BEST OF ALL, THEY'RE...
PRETTY DARN TASTY.
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ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THIS?
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YOUR DONATION TO THE FEED THE PLANET
FOUNDATION IS TOTALLY TAX-DEDUCTIBLE.
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JUST THINK OF IT.
YOU'RE REACHING OUT...
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AND YOU'RE GIVING
THESE PEOPLE HOPE AND...
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BISCUITS? I LOVE BISCUITS.
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MMM! MMM! PLEASE SEND
YOUR DONATION TODAY.
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JUST REMEMBER, $15 A MONTH...
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THE PRICE OF A GRAND SLAM
BREAKFAST AND 10 DOVEBARS.
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YOU CAN GIVE THESE PEOPLE THE SUSTENANCE
THAT THEY NOW SO DESPERATELY NEED.
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PLEASE TRY TO HURRY THOUGH.
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS,
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AND THESE PEOPLE JUST SEEM TO
BE GETTING HUNGRIER AND HUNGRIER.
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
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WON'T YOU REACH
OUT AND TOUCH THEM?
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REMEMBER, FOR
JUST $180 A YEAR...
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THE PRICE OF, UH, 12 BUCKETS OF
CHICKEN AND A SUPER BIG GULP DR. PEPPER...
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YOU CAN GIVE THESE
PEOPLE SUSTENANCE.
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JUST CALL 555-FEED-ME.
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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JUST GIVE ME A BITE!
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PLEASE MAKE THAT CALL.
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
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♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
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♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
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♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
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♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
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♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
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♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
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♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
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♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
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♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
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♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
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♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
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FRANKLY, REVEREND, I DON'T BELIEVE
A WORD YOU'VE SAID HERE TODAY.
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AND FURTHERMORE, YOUR SO-CALLED
CHURCH'S FUND-RAISING METHODS...
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ARE IMMORAL, IF NOT ILLEGAL.
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I ASSURE YOU, THIS SENATE
PANEL WILL NOT REST...
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UNTIL WE PUT EVERY LAST
ONE OF YOU SHYSTERS IN JAIL.
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NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
CALL THE NEXT WITNESSES.
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YOU DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY,
POP. SEE YA SUNDAY, REVEREND.
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BOY, I FEEL LOVE THIS EVENIN'.
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REMAIN STANDING AND HOLD
UP YOUR RIGHT HAND, PLEASE.
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DO YOU, UH, SOLEMNLY
SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,
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THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD?
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SO HELP ME, MY GOD.
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NOW, LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT
SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE.
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HALLELUJAH! FOR THOSE
WHO WEAR FIG LEAVES...
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SHOULD NOT DANCE
WITH HUNGRY GOATS.
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AMEN.
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STATE YOUR NAMES
FOR THE RECORDS.
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MY NAME IS THE REVEREND ED CASH.
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DOLLAR BILLS. NO
FOOD STAMPS PLEASE.
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AND I'M THE REVEREND
DR. CARL PATHOS,
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THIS MINISTRY'S
SPIRITUAL... GYNECOLOGIST.
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NOW, WOULD YOU, UH, PLEASE
TELL US THE NAME OF YOUR CHURCH?
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THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST
CHURCH OF DISCOUNT SIN.
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YES, LORD, AS OF NOW,
WE HAVE SIX LOCATIONS...
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THROUGHOUT THE GREATER
METROPOLITAN AREA.
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THE LORD IS SLASHIN'
PRICES, AND ALL SIN MUST GO!
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JUST DIAL 1-800-SIN-ALOT FOR
THE FRANCHISE NEAREST YOU.
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WE EVEN HAVE A DRIVE-THROUGH
WINDOW. CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER, REVEREND?
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YES. I'D LIKE SOME
FORGIVENESS, PLEASE.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A HOT
APPLE PIE WITH THAT?
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YES, AND I'LL HAVE A
MOSES McMUFFIN TOO.
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DRIVE AROUND.
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GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU ACTUALLY CHARGING
PEOPLE A FEE TO FORGIVE THEIR SINS?
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- WE'D PREFER TO CALL IT
A DONATION.
- PRAISE BE!
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FOR HE WHO GIVETH SHALL
BE WITHOUT SIN FOR 90 DAYS,
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OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
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I THINK SOMEBODY BEEN
SIPPIN' ON THE HOLY WATER.
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REVEREND CASH, UM, IT SAYS
HERE THAT YOU DON'T EARN A DIME.
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HOW DO YOU, UH... HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN YOUR EXTRAVAGANT LIFESTYLE?
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EXTRAVAGANT? HMM.
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YOU CALL THIS ROLEX EXTRAVAGANT?
THIS IS THE BOTTOM OF THE LINE.
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NO, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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SEE, WHAT I DO IS OPERATE
A TRUST FUND FOR THE LORD.
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THAT'S RIGHT, FOR THE BIG GUY.
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HE'S THE ONE WITH ALL THE MONEY. THAT'S
RIGHT. HE TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
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IF IT WAS ME, I'D INVEST IT. THERE'S A
COUPLE OF JUNK BONDS I GOT MY EYE ON.
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BUT WHAT CAN I TELL THE LORD? IF THE LORD
WANNA BUY A BIG HAT WITH A FEATHER IN IT,
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY...
"NO, LORD, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT"?
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THE LORD SEEN SHAFT.
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STICK IT IN AND CALL IT
MACARONI. THAT'S WHAT I'D SAY.
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AND IF HE WANT A HOUSE, 300
SQUARE FEET, WHAT AM I GONNA SAY...
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"NO, LORD, YOU CAN'T
HAVE IT ON YOUR EARTH"?
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THE LORD USES THAT
JACUZZI IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
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AND IT'S TIME FOR THE
LORD TO CLEAN IT OUT.
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- EXCUSE ME. REVEREND PATHOS.
- YES.
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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THESE EXPENDITURES?
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$200 TO THE WILD
WEASEL DANCE CLUB.
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WELL, ONE MUST KNOW EVIL
BEFORE HE CAN CONDEMN IT.
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WHAT ABOUT $400 TO
RONDELL'S STRIP-O-GRAM?
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ONE MUST SEE EVIL
BEFORE HE CAN DENOUNCE IT.
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WHAT ABOUT $900 TO THE RED
ROOSTER ESCORT SERVICE?
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TEMPTATION!
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IT IS ALL AROUND US, FRIENDS.
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AND HOW ARE WE NOT TO BE DISTRACTED
WHEN WE KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW...
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BREASTS ARE BEING... AUGMENTED?
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
MAN, I SAID TO MYSELF,
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"REVEREND PATHOS, YOU WILL NOT BE
DRIVEN TO WINE, WOMEN OR SUGARY FOODS."
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AND I COULD USE A.A. AND
A GOOD DENTIST RIGHT NOW.
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O LORD! I HAVE
SINNED AGAINST YOU!
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UH, LOOK, WE ALSO SHOW
EXPENDITURES HERE FOR A COMPANY JET.
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NOW, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?
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WELL, SEE, THAT
SIMPLY ALLOWS US...
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TO GET TO THE HIGHER
POWER. THAT'S RIGHT.
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SEE, THE LORD DON'T ALWAYS
WANNA COME DOWN TO YOU.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST BOW YOUR
HEAD AND HE SHOW UP ALL THE TIME?
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IT'S A LONG WAY. SOMETIMES
HE SAY, "COME UP TO MY PLACE."
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BOUNCE ON UP THERE.
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WHAT ABOUT THESE TAXES? YOU
HAVEN'T PAID ANY IN SEVEN YEARS.
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WELL, THAT... OH, HOLD ON.
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OH.
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HELLO.
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IT'S THE LORD.
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YES, LORD? MM-HMM.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
WHO AM I TO SAY... UH-HUH.
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OOH. I AIN'T NEVER HEARD
YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT, LORD.
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OH. I HAVE TO SPEAK TO HIM
IN TONGUES. HE'S VERY UPSET.
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CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN
WHAT HE IS SAYING?
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HE SAID HE'S SPEAKIN' IN TONGUES.
AND SPEAKIN' OF TONGUES...
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I'VE BEEN WANTIN' TO DO
THAT SINCE I CAME IN HERE.
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WELL, KUMBAYA, MY LORD, KUMBAYA.
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WHOO-EEE! THE LORD IS UPSET.
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YOU HAVE ANGERED
THE LORD. OH, NO.
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AND NOW I MUST SAY A PRAYER
FOR YOU TO... FOR FORGIVENESS.
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'CAUSE THE LORD IS PISSED
OFF. SAY THE PRAYER. SAY IT.
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BOW YOUR HEAD, PLEASE.
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LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE THESE SENATORS
FOR GETTIN' ALL IN YOUR BUSINESS...
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AND TREATIN' YOU LIKE
SOME COMMON CRIMINAL...
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AND TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU LOOK
BAD IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.
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OH, YES, LORD. AND, LORD, WE
KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TO GO LOW,
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BUT YOU WILL IF YOU
HAVE TO. YOU WILL STOOP.
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YOU CAN STOOP JUST
AS LOW AS THEM...
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AND SHOW THESE HERE PICTURES WE HAVE
OF THE SENATOR WITH THESE NAKED LADIES.
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WE HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT IN
THE HOLY DARKROOM, LORD!
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AND, LORD, THIS AIN'T
THE ONLY SHOT YOU GOT.
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'CAUSE YOU GOT ALL KINDS OF
SHOTS. I HOPE IT AIN'T UPSIDE-DOWN.
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LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE
'EM. FORGIVE THEM, LORD.
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AND LET THEM KNOW THAT THE WAY
THROUGH FORGIVENESS IS BY GIVIN'. AMEN.
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GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE
HAVE SEEN A MIRACLE,
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AND THIS MIRACLE IS FORGIVENESS.
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YES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THE LORD WILL
EXTEND HIS FORGIVENESS. YES, HE WILL.
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BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DO IT
FOR FREE. NOT FOR FREE.
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IN ORDER TO BE FORGIVEN, YOU MUST GO
TO THE ROOT OF THE WORD, WHICH IS "GIVE."
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YES. GIVE IT. FOR-GIVE.
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GIVE AGAIN. COUGH IT UP.
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REVEREND PATHOS, I THINK
THIS DESERVES A SONG.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
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♪ YA GOTTA REACH RIGHT
OUT AND LOVE EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ NEVER PUSH OR SHOVE ANOTHER ♪
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♪ UNLESS YOU'RE ANGERED BY
SOMETHING THAT THEY'VE SAID ♪
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♪ AND THEN FEEL FREE TO
KICK 'EM TILL THEY'RE DEAD ♪
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♪ SHOW THEIR NOSES
WHERE YOUR TOES IS ♪
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♪ I WANNA KICK THEM
TILL THEY'RE DEAD ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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HEY, BABY.
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I'M READY FOR THAT
MAGIC MASSAGE.
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BUT LOOK HERE, DON'T
GET ME TOO RELAXED.
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I WANNA SAVE SOMETHIN' FOR
LATER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YES, I KNOW JUST WHAT
YOU MEAN, LOVER BOY.
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BUT, FORTUNATELY, I
CAN'T DO YOU TODAY.
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I HAVE A GIRL FILLIN' IN FOR
ME. IS SHE FINE LIKE YOU?
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LET ME JUST SAY THIS.
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UH, HER LOOK IS ONE
YOU WILL NOT FORGET.
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I THINK YOU SHOULD
GET TO KNOW HER.
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HEY, SEND HER RIGHT IN. I
LOVE BREAKIN' IN NEW TALENT.
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HA HA!
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WANDA, HE'S ALL YOURS.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?
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STOP.
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I GUESS YOU WAITIN' ON
YOUR MASSEUSE, HUH?
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AH. WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WAS WAITIN' FOR A
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO
COME WALKIN' INTO MY LIFE,
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AND I GUESS, FROM THE LOOK OF
THINGS, MY WISH HAS COME TRUE.
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HEY. WORD UP.
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♪ TELL ME SOMETHIN' GOOD ♪
HEY, THAT'S MY SONG.
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♪ TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME ♪
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♪ TELL ME THAT YOU
LOVE ME OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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- ♪ AND TELL ME SOMETHIN' GOOD
♪ - SING IT, BEAUTIFUL! SING IT, GIRL.
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WHO YOU CALLIN' BEAUTIFUL? SHOOT.
BEAUTIFUL AIN'T EVEN THE WORD FOR ME.
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THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT NO WORD
TO DESCRIBE HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM.
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I HEAR THAT. SEE, I LIKE
IT 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T SHY.
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IF YOU FINE, YOU JUST
ACCEPT IT. IS THAT RIGHT, BABY?
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. FOR
REAL THOUGH. I HEARD THAT.
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FOR REAL THOUGH. 'CAUSE IF YOU GOT
THE BUTTER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPREAD IT.
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SHOOT. I HEARD THAT.
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SO, TELL ME, BABY,
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WOULD YOU SAY YOU LOOK LIKE
WHITNEY HOUSTON OR, UH, PAULA ABDUL?
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WELL, SINCE I'M A NATURAL
BLONDE AND STUFF,
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PEOPLE ALWAYS SAYS I LOOK
LIKE A BLACK VANNA WHITE.
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VANNA WHITE, HUH?
FOR REAL THOUGH.
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MM-MMM. WELL, I WILL HOPE I GET
TO GET THAT FREE SPIN LATER ON.
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AND YOU NEVER KNOW. I MIGHT
FLIP YOUR LETTERS TOO. OOH.
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THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN'.
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BUT SEE, YOU TRYIN' TO GIVE
ME ALL THEM COMPLIMENTS...
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'CAUSE YOU TRYIN' TO
GET IN GOOD AND STUFF.
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YOU JUST NEED TO... JUST LAY BACK AND RELAX
AND LET ME CONCENTRATE ON WHAT I'M DOIN'.
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'CAUSE, SEE, I'M GONNA LET
MY FINGERS DO THE WALKIN',
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AND I'M GONNA LET YOUR
BODY DO THE TALKIN'.
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OOH. AH! YEAH, RIGHT
THERE. OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
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SEE, I GOT A LOT OF
TENSION IN MY LOWER BODY,
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SO I'M-A NEED A LITTLE EXTRA
ATTENTION BACK THERE, MY BROWN SUGAR.
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OH. WELL, JUST ASK, AND YOU
SHALL RECEIVE. YOU SHALL.
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SEE... BUT LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHIN'. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'.
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'CAUSE, SEE, THIS IS A TRICK THAT I
LEARNED FROM MY COUSIN AND THEM.
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IT'S LIKE A CHINESE
FOOT MASSAGE. MM-HMM.
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I GOT A LITTLE TOE JAM. HOLD ON.
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OOH, GIRL. THIS IS
SOMETHIN' I LEARNT.
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WHAT I DO IS... I DON'T WANNA
SCRATCH YOU OR NOTHIN'.
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YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? GIRL,
YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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BE AS ROUGH AS YOU WANT.
I'M A MAN. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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I'M A MAN, GIRL!
RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
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WORK IT OUT.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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MMM!
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GIRL, YOU EVEN SMELL GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU GOT ON, POISON?
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OH. NO, THAT'S DESENEX. DESENEX?
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ISN'T THAT A... OW!
WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHAT'S WRONG?
DID I HURT YOU? OW.
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NO. I JUST GOT A LOT OF TENSION
RIGHT UP IN HERE, BABY. OH, LORD.
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YEAH, YOU DO. YOU GOT A BIG
KNOT RIGHT THERE. YEAH, UH-HUH.
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I CAN GET THAT OUT. YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA USE?
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I'M GONNA USE THE MR. MIYAGI METHOD
THEY DID ON KARATE KID. HOLD ON.
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HOLD ON.
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AH! SEE, RIGHT THERE?
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NOW, DON'T THAT HURT SO
GOOD? OH. OH, THIS IS HEAVEN.
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JUST CALL ME THE
MESSIAH. MMM! MM-MM-MM!
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WELL, LOOK HERE. LET ME TURN
AROUND AND SEE MY ANGEL, 'CAUSE...
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NO, NO. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. YOU'LL SEE
YOUR ANGEL AS SOON AS YOU GET TO HEAVEN.
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YOU IN A HURRY. YOU TOO FAST.
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SLOW DOWN. YOU TOO FAST.
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WELL, GOOD-LOOKIN', LET
ME ASK YOU THIS. UH-HUH?
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HOW ABOUT IF I CALLED YOU
TONIGHT? HEY, OKAY THEN.
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I'LL TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE. WE
CAN GET WINE, FOR REAL THOUGH.
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DINNER... ALL RIGHT.
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AND THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. OH, YEAH.
YOU TALKIN' THE KIND OF STUFF I LIKE.
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LET'S GO. LET'S GO. I
WANT TO SEE MY ANGEL.
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♪ FLOAT, FLOAT ON ♪♪
HEY, THAT'S MY SONG.
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OKAY, YEAH? OKAY, YEAH?
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
LOOKED LIKE VANNA WHITE.
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I DO LOOK LIKE VANNA WHITE.
YOU LOOK LIKE SLAPPY WHITE!
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU TRIPPIN'. SHOOT.
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WHY YOU...
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WHY YOU TRIPPIN'?
JUST CALM DOWN.
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YOU SO TENSE. YOU SO TENSE.
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YOU NEED SOMEBODY
TO CONSOLE YOU.
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JUST LET ME... I JUST
WANNA... HEY! HEY, HEY!
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GET OFF ME! HEY!
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
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I AIN'T GOT TO KNOW YOU. YOU WAS THE
ONE SITTIN' OVER THERE TALKIN' ABOUT...
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YOU GONNA TAKE ME TO WINE AND DINNER
AND LUNCH AND ALL THAT KINDA STUFF.
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YOU GOT ME EXCITED.
I'M JUST READY TO GO.
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LOOK, READ MY LIPS, ALL
RIGHT? I DON'T WANT YOU.
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WELL, YOU READ MY LIPS.
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I GOT YOU...
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AND I AM READY TO GO.
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NOW DON'T MAKE ME GET UGLY.
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HONEY, I THINK WE ABOUT
AN HOUR PAST UGLY.
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OH, NO. SEE, I CAN GET UGLY.
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00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:51,169
SEE, I'LL BUST YOUR
BLACK, NARROW ASS.
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00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,631
NOW YOU FOOL WITH ME.
COME ON. FOOL WITH ME.
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I GOT A PORK CHOP.
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I GOT A PORK CHOP IN MY GYM BAG.
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YOU GOTTA TAKE ME OUT TO
DINNER. I DON'T WANT NO PORK CHOP...
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EXCUSE ME. DID YOU NEED
SOME TOWELS? NO, GIRL.
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WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GET YOU
SOME BUSINESS... YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE IN MINE. YOU ALL IN MY
KOOL-AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR.
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WHERE YOU GOIN'? SEE
WHAT YOU MAKIN' ME DO?
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I'M SORRY. DARN!
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO
INTERRUPT ANYTHING.
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YOU DIDN'T INTERRUPT NOTHIN'.
HE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO GET SOME.
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AND, SEE, HE GOT MAD 'CAUSE
I WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP TO HIM.
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SO HE JUST GOT MAD AND LEFT.
MM-HMM. THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM.
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SO, WE WAS... I BE TRYIN' TO, YOU
KNOW, KEEP MY STUFF SACRED. MM-HMM.
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ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA
CHECK YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT. 'CAUSE HE KNOW...
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HE KNOW I WOULD'VE
ROCKED HIS WORLD.
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HEY, HEY, HEY. WELL, I HOPE
YOU ALL ENJOYED YOUR EVENIN'.
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I GOTTA GET OUTTA
HERE. I'M LIVE ON ROC NEXT.
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TOMMY! SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP, TOMMY! GET OUTTA
HERE. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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STAND UP FOR YOUR
RIGHTS. WATCH ROC. TOMMY.
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