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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:02,735 HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT? 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:03,946 HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT? 3 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:06,104 HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 4 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:12,177 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:16,514 ♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:20,385 ♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:24,723 ♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 8 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,426 ♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 9 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,694 ♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 10 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,242 ♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪ 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,843 ♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS AND TALENTED ROLES ♪ 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,045 ♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪ 13 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,080 ♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪ 14 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,183 ♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪ 15 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,307 ♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪ 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,576 ♪ NO NEED TO HOLD YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪ 17 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,611 ♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪ 18 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,781 ♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪ 19 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,260 ♪ YOU'D BETTER SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪ 20 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,983 ♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,287 ♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪ 22 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,433 ♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪ 23 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,869 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN' WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 24 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,228 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 25 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:09,134 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 26 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:13,638 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 27 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:14,940 ♪ GO, GO, GO ♪ 28 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,809 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪ 29 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,149 EIGHT TIMES FIVE... 30 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,685 CARRY THE THREE. 31 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,687 AW, DAMN IT. 32 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,257 I'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS SPEECH TOMORROW, 33 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:36,828 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE... ECONOMY. 34 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,297 DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN? 35 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,078 IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING ENOUGH TELEVISION. 36 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,414 - HE'S TOMMY WU. - HEY, IDIOT! 37 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,572 ROTTING IN YOUR OWN FILTH! 38 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,975 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS EXCELLENT LIFESTYLE I'M LIVING? DING! 39 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,890 JUST A FEW MOMENTS TO AIR, MR. PRESIDENT. ALL RIGHT. 40 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,847 OKAY. LET'S CLEAR. 41 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,060 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 42 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,886 IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO... 43 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,888 FELLOW AMERICANS, 44 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,959 I'VE BEEN STAYING UP LATE, NIGHTHAWKIN' IT, BURNIN' THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS, 45 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:11,129 THINKIN' ABOUT THIS... ECONOMIC MESS WE'RE IN. 46 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:15,000 AND I'LL TELL YA, THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME WANNA EXHALE LIQUID. 47 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,872 BUT I'M NOT GONNA, NOT THIS TIME. 48 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,174 I'VE GOT A LITTLE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE. 49 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:28,146 WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME MY NEW CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR... 50 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,148 THE DONALD TRUMP OF THE ORIENT... 51 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,384 AND THE REIGNING KING OF LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION... 52 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,053 MR. TOMMY WU. 53 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,757 COME ON OUT HERE, TOM. THANK YOU, MR. GEORGE. 54 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,229 JAPANESE SAY PROBLEM WITH U.S. ECONOMY... 55 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,332 IS THAT AMERICAN WORKER FAT AND LAZY. 56 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:50,435 OH, YEAH. BUT THEY ONLY GOT IT HALF RIGHT. 57 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,371 AMERICAN WORKER STUPID TOO. 58 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,808 YOU WANT TO SEE NICE PICTURE OF AMERICAN AUTO WORKER? 59 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,644 THEN LOOK UP "IMBECILE" IN DICTIONARY. 60 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,480 WHOA, WU. WHOA. 61 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,584 STICK TO THE THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT. SORRY. 62 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:11,189 OKAY. PLAN IS SO SIMPLE EVEN AMERICAN CAN UNDERSTAND IT. 63 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,358 STEP ONE. 64 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,562 SURROUND YOURSELF WITH BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA GIRL... 65 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,798 WITH INTELLIGENCE OF HEAD LICE. 66 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,802 STEP TWO. BUY SPORT CAR. 67 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,773 THAT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE. THEN WHAT, WU? 68 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,343 THAT IT, STUPID! 69 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,847 NOW PEOPLE LEND YOU MONEY... 70 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,850 BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE SO DAMN SUCCESSFUL. 71 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,720 I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH, BUT I'VE CHECKED IT OUT... 72 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,322 SCRUTINIZED IT, SPANKED IT, DIAPERED IT, 73 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:48,192 KICKED IT IN THE PANTS, RAN IT UP THE FLAG POLE TO SEE WHO'D SALUTE. 74 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:53,031 AND I'M HERE TO TELL YA, TOM WU'S PLAN WORKS. 75 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:57,369 SEE, AFTER I TOOK THE SEMINAR, 76 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,439 I PICKED UP THIS HOUSE... NO MONEY DOWN. 77 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:05,110 WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT? AND THAT'S NOT ALL. 78 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,011 PRESIDENT BUSH GOT BOAT! 79 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,980 GOT PRIVATE PLANE! 80 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:12,417 HE EVEN TAKE VACATION IN MIDDLE OF GULF WAR! 81 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,463 AND I'LL TELL YA ANOTHER THING. 82 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:19,190 NOT EVERY WOMAN I SLEEP WITH LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OFF A $1.00 BILL. 83 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,425 HEY THERE, GEORGIE'S GIRLS. 84 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,265 THAT'S RIGHT. SINCE BUSH LEARN SECRET, 85 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,934 NO LONGER PEOPLE CALL HIM "LIMP WIMP." 86 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,936 NO WAY, WU. 87 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:35,139 NOT SINCE I BOUGHT UP FIVE DEFUNCT S AND L's FOR 10 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR. 88 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,709 AND HOW MUCH PROFIT YOU MAKE ON THOSE, GEORGE? 89 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,046 I MADE 300,000 G's. G's FOR GEORGE. 90 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,281 NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT? 91 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:47,151 AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TOMMY WU'S PLAN WORKED FOR BARBARA TOO. 92 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,787 COME ON OUT HERE, BAR. 93 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:55,694 SO, IF YOU CAN READ AT ALL, READ MY LIPS. 94 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:59,898 STOP STIMULATING YOURSELF, AND STIMULATE ECONOMY! 95 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,467 AND READ MY LIPS. 96 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:06,071 ASK YOURSELF NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, 97 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,874 BUT ASK YOURSELF... WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT? 98 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,344 GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS. 99 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:20,618 ♪♪ 100 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,096 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 101 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,165 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 102 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,334 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 103 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,803 ♪ JUST GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 104 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,740 ♪ MMM, YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 105 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,809 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME MMM, GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 106 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,011 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 107 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,914 ♪ JUST GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 108 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,150 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 109 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,753 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 110 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,556 ♪ MMM, YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 111 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,958 ♪ JUST GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 112 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,961 ♪ MMM, YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 113 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,364 ♪ YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 114 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,900 ♪ MMM, YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME JUST... ♪♪ 115 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:15,006 AND NOW ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE HEAD DETECTIVE. 116 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,445 THIS IS PATHETIC. 117 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,814 I'M SHOCKED THAT AN OFFICER FROM THIS PRECINCT... 118 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,617 HAS STOLEN $20,000 IN EVIDENCE MONEY. 119 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,632 COME ON, CHIEF. NO ONE IN THIS ROOM IS A THIEF. 120 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,424 I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER. SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE STOLE YOUR DEODORANT. 121 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:37,562 I'M GONNA SEARCH EVERY OFFICER'S LOCKER IN THIS ROOM, STARTING WITH THE HEAD. 122 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,698 CHIEF, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 123 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:43,234 HEAD'S NEVER DONE A DISHONEST THING IN HIS LIFE. LOOK AT THIS FACE. 124 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:48,006 SORRY, HEAD. I'VE GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO. 125 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,849 WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 126 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,585 I DIDN'T DO IT. IT'S A SETUP. CAN'T YOU SEE? 127 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,720 THEY'RE TRYIN' TO SET ME UP. I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 128 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,723 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, HEAD? 129 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,359 YOU'RE CAUGHT RED-HANDED, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN ADMIT IT. YOU HAVE NO GUTS. 130 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,506 THAT SHOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU. I DON'T HAVE ANY SPLEEN. 131 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:13,331 I GOT ONE GENITAL AND A HALF A COLON. 132 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,900 SHUT UP, HEAD. 133 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,402 I'M SENDING YOU AWAY FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 134 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:22,273 I-I WON'T GO. YOU CAN'T SEND ME AWAY. TELL 'IM, PARTNER. 135 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,909 GET OUTTA HERE, YOU THIEF. OH! 136 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,061 GEE, I STICK MY NECK OUT FOR THE FORCE ALL THESE YEARS, 137 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,019 AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? 138 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:37,255 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 139 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,357 HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 140 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,727 OH, MAN, THEY SAID I LOOKED UP SOME LADY'S DRESS. 141 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,807 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER. 142 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,765 YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 143 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,811 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT KIND OF A NICE SMILE YOURSELF. 144 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,803 HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME. I'M NOT INTO HEADS, OKAY? 145 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,753 SAY, LOOK, PAL, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS IN HERE. 146 00:07:56,777 --> 00:08:00,211 I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR THREE YEARS TOGETHER. 147 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:03,715 LISTEN, BUDDY, YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE CAGE. I'LL STAY ON MINE, OKAY? 148 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,150 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I WANNA GET SOME SLEEP. 149 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:11,188 WELL, YEAH, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, THE BED'S ON MY SIDE OF THE CAGE. 150 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,362 OKAY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE FIRST. 151 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,668 HE LOVES ME. 152 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,971 HE LOVES ME NOT. 153 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,440 HE LOVES ME. 154 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,144 HE LOVES ME NOT. 155 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,947 PSST! HEAD! YES, DARLING? 156 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,584 HEAD, WAKE UP. IT'S ME. HEY, PARTNER. 157 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,586 HEY, WHO'S THAT WITH YOU? 158 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,956 OH, THAT'S JUST, UH... HE'S JUST LOU, A GUY I MET. 159 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,625 - YOU DIDN'T... - WHAT, LIKE IT? NO. 160 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,806 I DIDN'T LIKE IT. OF COURSE I DIDN'T. IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FOOTSIE. 161 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,830 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH! OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER. 162 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,077 LISTEN, I KNOW WHO FRAMED YOU, HEAD. WHO? 163 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:58,235 - IT WAS THE CHIEF. - OH, GOD, NO. 164 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,316 YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE. ALL RIGHT. HANG ON. 165 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,785 HEY, PARTNER. ONE OTHER THING. YEAH? 166 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,609 LET'S KIND OF KEEP THIS BETWEEN ME AND YOU. 167 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:09,413 SURE. OUR SECRET, HEAD. 168 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,182 THANKS. 169 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,622 AND WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'? 170 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,851 UH-OH. THEY GOT US SURROUNDED, HEAD. 171 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,762 NONSENSE, PARTNER. REMEMBER WHEN YOU PLAYED WITH PELÉ? 172 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,397 MAN, YOU WERE THE GREATEST SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD. 173 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,466 HEAD, THIS IS NO TIME TO REMINISCE. 174 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:31,770 NO. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M DRIVIN' AT? KICK ME PAST 'EM. 175 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:35,339 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. DAMN IT! JUST DO IT. 176 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,308 ALL RIGHT. ! JUEGAN, AMIGOS! 177 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,046 GO, MAN! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 178 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,689 HEY. HEY, BRING HIM BACK HERE. 179 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,758 I'LL GIVE YOU A PACK OF CIGARETTES. 180 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,402 ALL RIGHT. YES. 181 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,474 PEEKABOO. 182 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:12,777 LOOK LIKE THE GAME'S OVER, HUH, CHIEF? 183 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,513 I JUST WANNA KNOW ONE THING. WHY'D YOU FRAME ME? 184 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,883 I HAD TO. 185 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,664 FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS, YOU'VE WON THE OFFICE LIMBO CONTEST, 186 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,621 AND I'M SICK OF IT. 187 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,623 WITH YOU OUT OF THE WAY, 188 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,693 I WAS GUARANTEED TO BE LIMBO CHAMP THIS YEAR. 189 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,007 NOW YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 190 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,433 YEAH, WELL, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DO SOME TIME, CHIEF. 191 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,169 I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND, BIG LOU. 192 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,438 NO! NO, NOT LOU! NOT LOU! YEAH. BIG LOU. 193 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:44,508 HE LIKES IT WHEN YOU TOUCH HIS BEARD. 194 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,510 THE CREEP. 195 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,557 ♪♪ GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 196 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,351 ALL RIGHT, PARTNER. YOUR TURN. 197 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,254 HECK. YOU BETTER LOWER THAT ABOUT 25 INCHES. 198 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:02,293 - I WANNA GO ANKLE-HIGH. - COME ON! 199 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:10,334 LOWER! KEEP GOING! GO! GO LOW! 200 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:13,671 AH-HA-HA! WHOO! 201 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:20,411 THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE HEAD DETECTIVE. 202 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,717 ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED NATIONS, 203 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:29,554 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT A PEACEFUL SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED... 204 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,290 BETWEEN THE PALESTINIANS AND ISRAELIS, 205 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,726 AND WE HOPE IT LASTS A THOUSAND YEARS. 206 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,632 NOW, TO HELP US CELEBRATE THIS NEW BEGINNING, 207 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,369 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE A GOODWILL AMBASSADOR... 208 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,638 WHO HAS BROUGHT LAUGHTER TO THOUSANDS. 209 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,941 PLEASE WELCOME DON RICKLES. 210 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,543 ♪♪ 211 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,457 ♪♪ THANK YOU, MY DARLING, FOR THAT WONDERFUL INTRODUCTION. 212 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,860 NOW WAIT IN THE CAR. ANYWAY... 213 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:12,597 YEAH, BABY. CAN I GET A "AMEN"? 214 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,565 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU CUT IT OFF, THOUGH, 215 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,803 BECAUSE THE ARAB WAS GONNA MAKE A BID. AW! 216 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,840 BY THE WAY, HABIB, YOUR WIFE CALLED. THE SLURPEE MACHINE IS BROKE. 217 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,576 ANYWAY... 218 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:28,613 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S HERE. SOMEBODY RUBBED A LAMP, AND I GET THREE WISHES. AW! 219 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,848 NO, SERIOUSLY, MY FRIEND, 220 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,851 GOD KNOWS I LOVE THE ARAB PEOPLE. 221 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,853 I COUGH THEIR NAMES UP EVERY DAY. 222 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,233 ACHMED! AW! 223 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,124 THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 224 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,460 YOU'RE AN ISRAELI. PARDON ME. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE GAS MASK. 225 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,796 AW! 226 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,501 LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME. INCOMING SCUD! 227 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,805 NOW THAT'S COMEDY. 228 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,843 WHO ASKED YOU? AW! 229 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,513 I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR AT THIS TIME TO ADDRESS THE IRAQI DELEGATE HERE TODAY. 230 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,414 PUT YOUR VEIL BACK ON, MA'AM. 231 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,362 AW! YOU'RE SCARING THE POLISH GUY. LOOK AT THE POLISH GUY. 232 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,587 HE'S PUTTIN' ON HEADPHONES. HE THINKS WE'RE GONNA SHOW A MOVIE. 233 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,634 FIRE ON THE WING! WE'RE GOIN' DOWN! 234 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,594 EXCUSE ME. I AM CZECHOSLOVAKIAN. 235 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,907 OH, BIG DIFFERENCE. HITLER TOOK THEM BOTH IN 20 MINUTES. 236 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,909 OF COURSE, HE HAD AN ARMY. WHAT DID YOU HAVE? 237 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,700 GIRL SCOUTS SELLING COOKIES AT THE BORDER. ANYWAY... 238 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,015 IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE GERMANS REUNITED AGAIN... 239 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:30,007 - SIEGFRIED AND ROY. - THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 240 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,956 THIS MAN IS GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING WE HAVE ACCOMPLISHED HERE. 241 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,446 I'M SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW HE WOULD BE LIKE THIS. 242 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,415 GIVE HIM A COUPLE MORE MINUTES. I'M SURE HE'LL CALM DOWN. 243 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,418 OH! OH! OH! 244 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:43,388 OH! THE GREEK HAS GOTTEN RESTLESS. 245 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,458 LET ME SAY SOMETHING TO THE GREEKS. STAY IN FRONT OF ME, OKAY, PAL? 246 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,761 ANYWAY... SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A BIG DUMMY. 247 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,763 AW! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE IRISH GUY? 248 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,131 I LOVE THE IRISH... ALWAYS QUIET AND HAPPY. 249 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,178 WATCH ME WIPE THE SMILE OFF HIS FACE. 250 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,237 LAST CALL! ANYWAY... 251 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:02,040 WHERE'S THE ITALIAN? WHERE IS HE? 252 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,509 OH. BLESS YOU, SIR. 253 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,655 THE ITALIANS ARE VERY MUCH A PART OF THE FOUNDATION... 254 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,658 OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY WE LIVE IN. 255 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,798 UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE ALSO A COUPLE OF 256 00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:13,118 THEM IN THE FOUNDATION OF THIS BUILDING. AW! 257 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,488 - THIS MAN IS SCUM. - OH! OH, GREAT! 258 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:21,425 I'M BEING HECKLED BY A BLACK GUY FROM ZANABA... ZANAMA... WHATEVER. 259 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,529 AW! DIDN'T I SEE YOU ON TRILOGY OF TERROR? 260 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,131 ANYWAY... 261 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,033 WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR? 262 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,036 MY NAME IS MOTUMBO. 263 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,604 MOTUMBO. ENGLISH TRANSLATION... LEROY. 264 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,606 AW! 265 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,209 IS HE COMING TOWARDS ME? SOMEBODY GET THE ELEPHANT GUN. 266 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,211 AW! LOOK! TRACKS. 267 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,548 MOTUMBO, WHITE WOMEN... THAT WAY. AW! 268 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:47,418 SERIOUSLY, MY FRIEND, WE'RE ALL THE SAME ON THIS EARTH. 269 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,588 AND FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART... OONGAWA! 270 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,925 - AW! - THIS MAN DESERVES TO BE TORTURED! 271 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394 LET'S RIG HIS CAR WITH DYNAMITE. YES. 272 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,396 I CAN GET IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE. 273 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,699 I SAY SHRINK HIS HEAD. SHRINK HIS HEAD. 274 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,002 WAIT! RAIN MAN ISN'T OVER YET. 275 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,872 WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TO THE ICE RINK? 276 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,141 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF HOCKEY PUCKS. 277 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,143 ♪ I'M A NICE GUY ♪ 278 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,212 ♪ I'M A NICE GUY ♪♪ 279 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,485 ♪♪ 280 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,968 OH, THIS IS GREAT... A THEATER THAT STILL SHOWS THE GOLDEN CHILD. 281 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,393 I SHOULD BUY MORE MOVIE HOUSES. 282 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,439 THEN THEY COULD SHOW HARLEM NIGHTS TOO. 283 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,799 RIGHT, FRUITY? YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT. 284 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,739 I KNOW THE MOVIE'S FUNNY, BUT THIS GUY IS LAUGHING... 285 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,852 THIS GUY'S LAUGHIN' SO HARD, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF LAUGH. 286 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,779 HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA KEEP IT DOWN? 287 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:49,814 HEY, MAN. THAT'S IT... 288 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:55,587 YO, MAN. WHAT'S... HEY, MAN. 289 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,133 YO, MAN, WHAT'S UP? WHY YOU LAUGHIN' LIKE A JACKASS? 290 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,326 EDDIE! IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT. 291 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,328 OH, MY MAIN MAN, EDDIE. 292 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,397 SIT YOUR LEATHER-CLAD, WANNA-BE-A-ROCK-STAR, 293 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,066 HUNK OF BURNIN' BUTT ON DOWN NEXT TO ME. 294 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,101 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, EDDIE. 295 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,182 HEY, LOOK, WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 296 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,875 OH. I'M SURPRISED YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, EDDIE. 297 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:22,013 IT WAS FOUR LONG YEARS AGO THAT YOU SENTENCED ME TO MY OWN SHOW... 298 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,883 WHEN YOU KNEW I WANTED TO BE A MOVIE STAR, EDDIE. 299 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,251 DID YOU SEE AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON? 300 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,588 LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY. 301 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,057 I SHOULD'VE WON AN OSCAR FOR THAT ONE, EDDIE. 302 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,861 NOW BYRON ALLEN IS DOIN' FUNNIER SKETCHES THAN ME. 303 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:41,399 KADEEM HARDISON'S OUT OF TOWN, AND I GOT THE NIELSENS BREATHIN' DOWN MY "BACK." 304 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,428 SO I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME SOME OF THAT "BE MY BEST FRIEND, 305 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,171 WANNA HANG OUT WITH ME ALL NIGHT" MURPHY MAGIC. 306 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,273 BACK TO THE SHOW! 307 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,520 LOOK, I WANTED TO DO MORE CAMEOS, BUT YOU WAS ALWAYS AROUND ME. 308 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,613 I NEEDED SOME BREATHING ROOM. I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU A LONG TIME AGO, 309 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,982 BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALL RIGHT? 310 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,229 I'M SORRY. ALL RIGHT? 311 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,487 OH, YOU DON'T KNOW "LONG TIME," EDDIE. 312 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,756 YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME AT ALL. 313 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,526 YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO INTERVIEW ED ASNER. 314 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,863 AND PAIN? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED KISSIN' DIANA ROSS? 315 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,577 THE HAIR MOVES WHILE YOU'RE REACHIN' FOR THE LIPS, EDDIE. 316 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:18,002 BESIDES THAT, I SEEN AN OLD PICTURE OF PAULA ABDUL BEFORE THE NOSE JOB. 317 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,004 NOW THAT'S PAIN. 318 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,233 OH, LOOK, MAN. YOU BUGGIN', MAN. I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M OUT. 319 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:29,580 VENGEANCE IS MINE! TELL ME, MY PEOPLE. 320 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,516 EDDIE. 321 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,820 EDDIE, LET ME MAKE MYSELF VERY CLEAR. 322 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,422 I GET INTO 20 MILLION HOMES A NIGHT. 323 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,424 I CAN GET INTO YOURS. 324 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,096 I WANT YOUR CAREER, EDDIE. YOUR CAREER. 325 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,432 EXCEPT FOR THEM LAST THREE MUSIC VIDEOS YOU DONE. 326 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,070 ♪ I JUST WANNA PARTY ALL THE TIME ♪ 327 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,173 ♪ PARTY ALL THE TIME ♪♪ 328 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,185 THAT OUGHTA DO IT. 329 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,188 NOW, LET'S SEE IF HE'S STILL OUTSIDE. 330 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:18,162 EDDIE, YOU BEEN A BAD BOY. 331 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,563 NOW, MY PEOPLE TELL ME YOU HAVE A RESTRAINING 332 00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:23,101 ORDER AGAINST ME, AND THAT IT'S LEGALLY BINDING. 333 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,171 BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, EDDIE. I COULD BE ART BUCHWALD. 334 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,409 YES. WE'RE GONNA PARTY ALL THE TIME. 335 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,411 PARTY ALL THE TIME. 336 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,016 THAT'S IT. I'M CALLIN' THE POLICE. 337 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,790 HELLO. THIS IS EDDIE MURPHY. I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME. 338 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,527 HUH? OKAY. JUST ONCE. 339 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,199 WHAT? ALL RIGHT. 340 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,645 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS... 341 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,603 THAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYIN' ON THE SHOW. 342 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,972 NOW CAN I GET SOME SERVICE? 343 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,040 OKAY. I'D LIKE TO REPORT THAT SOMEBODY IS... 344 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,011 HE'S... THAT'S FUNNY. HE'S GONE. 345 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,247 NEVER MIND. 346 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,891 BOY, I'M THIRSTY. CONSUELA, CAN I GET SOME EVIAN OR SOMETHIN'? 347 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,458 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, MAN. LET'S DO THIS. 348 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:24,161 OH, EDDIE, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOUR MOUTH GET ALL DRY... 349 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,132 AND YOU GET THAT WHITE STUFF ALL UP IN HERE AND THAT CRUST RUNNIN' ON THE SIDE? 350 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,200 PEOPLE BE LOOKIN' AT YOU, GOIN', "DAMN. 351 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,603 IS THAT EDDIE MURPHY OR CICELY TYSON?" 352 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,442 HERE'S YOUR WATER. EDDIE, DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. 353 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,246 I'M JUST HERE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HAVE YOU COME AND DO ONE... 354 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,348 JUST ONE GUEST SPOT ON THE SHOW. 355 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,950 I'LL CLEAN THE HOUSE. I'LL SHINE YOUR TABLE. 356 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,520 HEY, LET ME UPDATE YOUR SUIT... TAKE THE BELLS OUT FOR YOU. 357 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,923 LOOK, THAT'S IT. I'M CALLIN' JOE PISCOPO, 358 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,859 AND HE'S GONNA COME UP HERE, HE'S GONNA BUST YOUR ASS. 359 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,229 WELL, YOU KNOW, JOE... JOE COULD USE THE WORK. 360 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:03,001 YES. THE STEROIDS DEFINITELY AFFECTED HIS CAREER. OH. 361 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,170 YO. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM NOW? 362 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,539 I DON'T KNOW, MY MAN. SHE SEEMS TO BE STUCK. 363 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,541 LOOK, JUST GUN IT, ALL RIGHT? 364 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,815 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, EDDIE. 365 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,817 YOU CAN'T HIDE. 366 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,819 ♪ WE'RE JUST GONNA ♪ 367 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:26,557 ♪ PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME ♪♪ 368 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,526 CAPE FEAR II. 369 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:33,264 OUR PEOPLE TELL US IT'S COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU. 370 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,435 YEA! 371 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,437 ♪ BOP DOO BOP-BOP-DEE-BOO ♪ 372 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,651 ♪ SCOOP DOO DOOP-DOOP-DOOBETY-DOO ♪ 373 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,410 ♪ DOOP DOO SCOOP-DOOP-DEE-DOO... ♪♪ 374 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,290 ONCE AGAIN, WE'D LIKE TO THANK Y'ALL FOR... THANKS FOR JOININ' US... 375 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,283 JOIN US NEXT WEEK! THANK YOU! 376 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,386 ♪♪ HI, MOM! 28855

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