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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
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♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
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♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
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♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
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♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
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♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
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♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
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♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
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♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
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♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
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♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
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♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
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WELCOME TO THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
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LET'S SEE HOW WELL WE REMEMBER
LAST WEEK'S LESSON, LADIES.
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WE'RE GONNA START BY
RELAXING OUR GROIN MUSCLES.
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WELL, WELL!
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HEY! I WAS GONNA
SUGGEST SPIN THE BOTTLE,
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BUT LOOK LIKE Y'ALL ARE A
WHOLE LOT MORE ADVANCED.
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FRENCHIE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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THIS IS A LAMAZE CLASS.
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LAMAZE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
LaBELLE. WHERE'S PATTI AT?
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♪ VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI CE SOIR ♪
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AND YOU ARE MISTER... OH,
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I AM LEONARD, BUT ALL MY
FRIENDS CALL ME FRENCHIE,
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'CAUSE I'M HIP, I'M SLICK AND ALL THE
LADIES LOVE MY CHILDBEARING HIPS.
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OOH. WELL, LEONARD,
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THIS IS NOT A PATTI
LaBELLE CONCERT.
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MM-HMM. THIS IS THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE
I WAS BORN NATURALLY.
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THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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MM-HMM. THAT IS NATURAL.
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HEY, JANICE, YOU LOOK PRETTY
GOOD LAYING DOWN LIKE THAT.
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LAST TIME I SEEN YOU LIKE THAT WAS
IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE RAMS...
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AFTER TWO SHOTS OF
TEQUILA. WHAT? THAT'S NOT...
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OH, I SEE. WELL, JANICE, MAYBE...
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND LEONARD...
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WOULD LIKE TO ACT AS
YOUR LAMAZE COACH.
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I WOULD BE TRÈS PAP SMEAR. OH.
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FRENCHIE? NO WAY. I AM WAITING FOR
MY HUSBAND, THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.
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- HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
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I'M SO FORGETFUL.
YOUR HUSBAND CALLED.
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APPARENTLY HE WAS DRIVING ALONG THE
HIGHWAY AND HE SPUN OUT IN AN OIL SLICK.
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I KNEW I DROPPED
MY T.C.B. SOMEWHERE.
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- OH, MY GOD, WAS HE HURT?
- NO, NEITHER IS MY GREMLIN.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY. IF YOU'LL
JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE, LEONARD.
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE
BEGIN ON OUR BREATHING TECHNIQUE,
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I'M GOING TO SHOW
YOU A SHORT FILM...
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THAT SHOULD TAKE SOME OF
THE MYSTERY OUT OF DELIVERY.
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YOU SEE, THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN
WE FIRST BEGIN TO SEE THE HEAD.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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LAST TIME I SAW SOMETHING THIS FREAKY WAS
AT CLARENCE THOMAS'S HOUSE DOWN IN TIJUANA.
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AIN'T LONG DONG
SILVER IN THIS ONE?
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OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
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UH, LET'S MOVE ON TO ONE OF
OUR MOST IMPORTANT TECHNIQUES,
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THAT'S PANTING AND
HEAVY BREATHING.
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WELL, SEEMS TO ME LIKE THAT'S
WHAT GOT YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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FRENCHIE! AND...
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THAT'S RIGHT, NOW PUSH AND PUSH.
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♪ PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE
PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
DOWN OOH, OOH, GO ON, JANICE ♪
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MY GOODNESS, LEONARD, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM FOR THE REST OF US.
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JANICE, PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO
DEMONSTRATE THE SIMULATED CHILDBIRTH.
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YOU JUST HELP ME
PUSH WHILE I CONTRACT.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, JANICE.
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MAKE SURE YOU'RE
REALLY PUSHING. SOMETIMES
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THOSE LITTLE FELLAS
DON'T LIKE TO COME OUT.
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WELL, HELL, CAN YOU BLAME
'EM? I WISH I COULD MOVE BACK.
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♪ GOOD GOD I GOT TO HAVE IT ♪
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SOMEBODY BETTER CALL JAMES BROWN,
'CAUSE I THINK WE GOT A HIT ON OUR HANDS.
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GO ON, BABY. OH, THERE IT IS!
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OH, MY GOODNESS, JANICE. NOW, LEONARD,
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WITH A CHILD?
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WELL, LET'S SEE. WE GOTTA
SLAP IT... THAT'S RIGHT.
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CLAMP IT AND THEN CURL HIM DOWN.
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COME HERE, BABY BOY. DON'T
GET CARRIED AWAY, FRENCHIE.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, JANICE,
IF WE HAD A BOY,
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THE HOUSE WOULD STAY CLEAN,
THE FENCE WOULD BE PAINTED...
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AND THE GREMLIN WOULD
ALWAYS BE SHINY. REALLY?
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THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I HAVE
SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME.
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GOTCHA!
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YOU'RE A NEW YORKER, AND
BECAUSE YOU'RE A NEW YORKER,
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YOU DON'T CARE HOW YOU TRAVEL,
SO LONG AS IT'S QUICK AND IT'S CHEAP.
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THAT'S WHY YOU TRAVEL BIG APPLE
AIRLINES... YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
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YES, ON BIG APPLE AIRLINES,
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COURTEOUS GUARDIAN ANGELS ARE
READY TO ATTEND TO YOUR EVERY NEED.
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ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY BEVERAGE.
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MALT LIQUOR? THUNDERBIRD?
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AND REST EASY KNOWING THAT
NEW YORK'S FINEST TRANSIT COPS...
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ARE NEVER MORE
THAN A FEW FEET AWAY.
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BUT THE REAL REASON
YOU FLY BIG APPLE AIR
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IS THAT IT'S A TASTE OF
NEW YORK IN THE SKY.
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FROM THE DELIGHTFUL URINE
SCENT THAT PERMEATES THE CABIN,
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TO THE CRAZY COLLECTION
OF CHARACTERS.
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HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
HEADSETS FOR THE MOVIE.
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TO THE IMPASSIONED CRIES
FOR HELP IGNORED BY ALL.
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EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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I DON'T LIKE TO BEG, AND
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL,
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BUT I HAVE DEVELOPED AN
ALLERGY TO MY OWN SWEAT,
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THUS I CANNOT WORK
OR IT WILL KILL ME.
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CONTRIBUTIONS
WILL BE APPRECIATED.
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IT'S BIG APPLE AIRLINES, WHERE
THE STREET MEETS THE SKY.
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GOOD MORNING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEONE
JUMPED IN FRONT OF OUR PLANE,
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SO WE'RE GOING TO BE A
LITTLE DELAYED THIS MORNING.
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BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE REMEMBER
THE RULES OF FLYING ON BIG APPLE...
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NO SMOKIN', NO SPITTIN',
NO DISCHARGIN' OF FIREARMS.
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STREET NEWS! STREET NEWS!
YO, YO, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
ABOUT TO TAKE OFF,
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SO IF Y'ALL PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN
AND HOLD ON TO YOUR STRAPS,
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WE'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE
THE DOORS, ALL RIGHT?
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PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.
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YES, BIG APPLE AIRLINES...
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YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
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♪♪
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EXCUSE ME, BUT DON'T I KNOW YOU?
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HEY, YOU'RE DARTH VADER
FROM THOSE SPACE WARS MOVIES.
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IS THAT? YEAH.
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NO, I'M NOT DARTH VADER,
OKAY. UH, ABE VIGODA.
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NO. TELLY SAVALAS.
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NO. GUESS AGAIN.
UM, OH, UNCLE FESTER!
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LOOK, I MIGHT AS WELL
TELL YA. I'M DEATH, OKAY?
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I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT NEXT,
EITHER DEATH OR KEITH RICHARDS.
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HONEY, IT'S DEATH!
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OH, MY GOD. HONEY, IT'S DEATH.
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HE'S COME FOR US. NO.
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BUT THANKS FOR REMINDING
ME OF KEITH RICHARDS. WHEW!
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WOAH! HEY, LOOK, LET ME BUY
YOU A DRINK, HUH? HEY, WAITER!
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OH, NO, NO, I CAN'T. WHAT DO
YOU WANT, A SUFFERING BASTARD?
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NO, I CAN'T. HOW ABOUT A
ZOMBIE? ZOMBIES FOR EVERYONE.
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KEEP 'EM COMING. PERFECT.
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SO, IF YOU'RE NOT HERE ON BUSINESS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM REAPER?
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JUST LIKE YOU, I'M ON
VACATION. FIRST IN 3,000 YEARS.
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I WANNA LEAVE ALL THAT
BEHIND AT THE OFFICE.
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I HEAR THAT. NO,
NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK.
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REALLY, I CAN'T. PLEASE. OH, COME
ON, LOOSEN UP. YOU'RE ON VACATION.
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LIKE LIBERACE SAYS,
"COME ON, BOTTOMS UP."
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HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
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HEY, WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET
ANOTHER DRINK AROUND HERE?
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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WELL, I... CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
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OH, HONEY, COME ON. THE
MAN'S TRYING TO GET SOME REST.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
GO AHEAD. ASK AWAY.
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I JUST GOT TO KNOW... THE
KENNEDY ASSASSINATION...
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DID OSWALD ACT ALONE?
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HEY, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND OLIVER STONE TO FIND OUT.
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DEATH, YOU SLAY ME! WATCH IT.
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE GOT AN
IDEA, BUT IT IS SO NAUGHTY.
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- COME ON, HONEY. LET'S HEAR IT.
- WELL...
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SPILL IT, BABY. OKAY. OKAY.
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WELL, HERE IT IS. I MEAN, I GUESS
PEOPLE MUST ASK YOU THIS ALL THE TIME,
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BUT I WOULD BE SO THRILLED IF
YOU WOULD JUST KILL SOMEBODY.
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OH, HERE? YEAH!
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OH, NO. I MEAN, THAT
WOULD BE SO COOL.
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NO, NO, I COULDN'T. JUST A
LITTLE PERSON. JUST... OH, PLEASE?
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OKAY. WHO GETS IT? ALL RIGHT!
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HOW ABOUT, UM, THE
WAITER? GOOD IDEA.
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A LITTLE DRINKY-POO FIRST.
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OH, GARÇON.
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OH, YEAH, UM, UH, LISTEN.
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I THINK I'LL HAVE THE SWORDFISH,
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AND I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE THE KIDNEY FAILURE.
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YOU ARE GOOD!
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AND YOU ARE FAST!
DID YOU LIKE THAT?
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. REALLY?
LET ME BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK.
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WHY NOT? BARTENDER,
ANOTHER ROUND OVER HERE.
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I GOT ONE FOR YOU. YOU
GUYS LIKE HITCHCOCK? SURE.
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WATCH THIS. BIRDS. PECK, PECK,
PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK.
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OH, OH MY GOD!
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IT'S LIKE A 3-D MOVIE. OH, WOW.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE SEEN A HEIMLICH MANEUVER, RIGHT?
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BUT NOT IN REVERSE.
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QUICK IMPRESSION... BUDDY HOLLY.
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AAH!
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YOU MIGHT WANNA GET
DOWN FOR THIS ONE. DRIVE-BY.
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OH! AND HERE'S A
LITTLE SOMETHING...
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I LIKE TO DO ON A HOT
DAY AT DISNEYLAND.
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I CALL IT SPONTANEOUS
COMBUSTION.
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THAT ONE ALWAYS
MAKES ME THIRSTY.
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THAT WAS JUST GREAT.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL GREAT.
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BUT WE GOTTA GET
OUTTA HERE, MAN. YEAH.
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SO WHAT AM I, A JERK? NO.
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YOU DON'T WANNA BE AROUND
ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL...
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I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU PEOPLE? HMM?
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COME ON. IT'S A PARTY, RIGHT?
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WELL, YEAH. OPEN THE BOTTLE.
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
202
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SOMETIMES YOU JUST
GOTTA GET IN THERE...
203
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AND GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY.
204
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,486
OKAY, WHO ELSE WANTS A KISS?
205
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,923
KISS OF DEATH. DON'T BE SHY.
206
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,359
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
YOU KILLED EVERYBODY.
207
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,796
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
208
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,798
THAT'S AWFUL.
209
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,869
THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO DO.
210
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,873
OH, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, NO. YOU
SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA KILL US.
211
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I'M SORRY.
212
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,547
IT IS YOUR FATE.
213
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:34,018
I HAVE TO TAKE YOU...
214
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,954
ON A ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS!
215
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JUMP ON THE FUNERAL TRAIN.
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♪♪
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00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,497
COULDN'T YOU JUST KILL US?
218
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♪♪
219
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,506
♪♪ ♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
220
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,176
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
221
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,612
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ IN THE NIGHT NOW ♪
222
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,882
♪ IT'S THE L-A, THE T-I THE
F-A-H, YOU'LL SEE WHY ♪
223
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,317
♪ Q-U DOUBLE E-N IS THE
REASON I MUST BE MYSELF ♪
224
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,385
♪ WHAT ELSE ♪
♪ WELL, FAME HASN'T GOT ME ♪
225
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,455
♪ SOUPED UP, SELLIN'
OUT SLOPPY OR POPPY ♪
226
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,457
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪
♪ WHO GOT IT ♪
227
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:17,261
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP GIVE
IT TO A QUEEN ♪ ♪ I GOT IT ♪
228
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,650
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪ THE
QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪
229
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,233
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ YOU GOT IT ♪
230
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♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪♪
231
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,976
STARDATE, UH...
232
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:36,448
HELL, I CAN'T REMEMBER. OUR FIVE-YEAR
MISSION HAS NOW TURNED INTO 25.
233
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,050
WE JUST LEFT THE ROMULAN GALAXY,
234
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:43,054
AND WE'RE
APPROACHING... SENILITY.
235
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,823
WE ARE ALSO BEING FOLLOWED
BY AN UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL,
236
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,760
WHICH MAY BE HOSTILE.
237
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,663
THIS... ENTITY,
238
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:55,833
THIS THING HAS BEEN CHASING
US FOR TWO SOLAR SYSTEMS.
239
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,902
MR. SULU.
240
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,208
ESTABLISH WARP SPEED.
241
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,812
AND TURN THAT BLINKER OFF. WE'VE
BEEN TURNING LEFT SINCE RIKUS FIVE.
242
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,149
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
243
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,752
HEY, LOOK OUT FOR THAT ASTEROID!
244
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,090
DAMN YOU, SULU!
245
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,593
ARE YOU... BLIND?
246
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,130
WELL, LEGALLY, SIR, I AM.
247
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,968
HOWEVER, IN THIS GALAXY, I AM
ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO WORK AND BACK.
248
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,739
CAPTAIN, MY SENSORS TELL ME...
249
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,376
THERE'S A DEADLY GAS
EMANATING FROM THE ENGINE ROOM.
250
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,615
SCOTTY. AYE, CAPTAIN.
251
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,662
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
252
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,220
CAPTAIN, I'VE LOST COMPLETE
CONTROL OF MY BOWELS.
253
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,625
YOU SHOULD BE WEARING
YOUR STARFLEET DEPENDS.
254
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:59,965
AYE, CAPTAIN, BUT I'VE SPRUNG A
LEAK, AND I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER.
255
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,834
STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
SCOTTY, PLEASE. SPOCK.
256
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:11,709
SPOCK, STOP WANDERING AROUND
AND TELL US WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
257
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,011
ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN,
IT'S SEVERAL SHIPS.
258
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,047
THEY'RE HONKING AND
YELLING PROFANITIES.
259
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,583
WELL, TELL THEM TO GO AROUND.
260
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,619
WELL, BY THE WAY, JIM, I MUST
REMIND YOU THAT AS A VULCAN,
261
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,922
I MUST MATE ONCE EVERY SEVEN
YEARS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
262
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:28,726
I'VE ONLY GOT TWO DAYS LEFT, AND, WELL,
SIR, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK GOOD TO ME.
263
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,365
CAREFUL, SPOCK, THAT'S HOW I
BROKE MY HIP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
264
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,401
CAPTAIN, THEY'RE FIRING ON US.
265
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,205
DAMN KIDS!
266
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,809
UHURA, TRY TO ESTABLISH
COMMUNICATION WITH THE ATTACKERS.
267
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,413
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
WEARING THOSE OLD OUTFITS?
268
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,216
OH!
269
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,886
SO, YOU WANNA BE
DOWN WITH O.P.P., HUH?
270
00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,257
PARDON ME. OH, GOD.
271
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,730
UHURA, BELIEVE ME, AT
THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE,
272
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,067
NO MAN IS BOLD
ENOUGH TO GO THERE.
273
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:13,137
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT 500
LIGHT-YEARS AGO, SUCKER. SHH!
274
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,374
CAPTAIN, WAIT. I THINK THEY'RE
TRYING TO ESTABLISH COMMUNICATION.
275
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:20,779
SCREEN UP. EVERYBODY, CLAP ON.
276
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,817
THERE'S NOTHING ON THE SCREEN.
277
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:30,354
JIM, THEIR RADAR HAS JAMMED OUR FREQUENCY.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIRE UPON US AGAIN.
278
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,024
MR. SULU, GET US OUT OF HERE!
279
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,196
GOD, HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN.
280
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,533
I TOLD HIM TO TAKE
THE NITRO PILLS.
281
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,903
CLEAR.
282
00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,271
AYE, AYE, SIR.
283
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,274
WHOA!
284
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,946
SPOCK, MY VULCAN
FRIEND, WHERE ARE YOU?
285
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,583
HELP! I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
286
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,986
SPOCK NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
287
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,958
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
288
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,432
PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
289
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,536
DAMN IT, JIM, I'M A
CORPSE, NOT A DOCTOR.
290
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,140
CAPTAIN, SENSORS INDICATE THAT
THERE ARE INTRUDERS ONBOARD.
291
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,575
OH, MAYBE IT'S MEALS ON WHEELS.
292
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:29,114
I'M TAKING NO CHANCES THIS TIME.
ESTABLISH DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.
293
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,286
OKAY, PEOPLE,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
294
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,733
IT'S BACK TO THE SUNNY
SIDE RETIREMENT COLONY.
295
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,491
YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN
VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
296
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,709
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL WE GET OUR TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL.
297
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,833
- RIGHT, GUYS?
- RIGHT.
298
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,403
WE'RE HAVING
SALISBURY STEAK TONIGHT.
299
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,406
WITH MASHED POTATOES?
300
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,541
AND TAPIOCA PUDDING.
301
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,511
YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!
302
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,715
SPOCK, NOT YOU. ARE YOU
KIDDING, JIM? IT'S BINGO NIGHT.
303
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,750
BESIDES, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
304
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,918
AHH! DAMN ARTHRITIS.
305
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:20,632
STARDATE 2057.
306
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,869
I GUESS SIX SEQUELS WAS NOT
TOO BAD FOR A "B" TV SHOW...
307
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,339
THAT WAS CANCELED
LIGHT-YEARS AGO.
308
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:32,644
I COULD STAY AND FIGHT, BUT
NO SENSE BEATING A DEAD DOG.
309
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,688
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU
FOR JOINING US THIS WEEK.
310
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,690
WE WANT YOU TO MAKE
SURE YOU'RE HERE NEXT WEEK.
311
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,916
WE'RE THROWING THE ULTIMATE
HALFTIME PARTY DURING THE SUPER BOWL.
312
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,497
SO INSTEAD OF GETTING UP AND GOING
TO THE BATHROOM LIKE YOU USUALLY DO,
313
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,499
FLIP THAT CHANNEL
AND JOIN US HERE.
314
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,435
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SPECIAL MUSICAL
GUESTS, ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
315
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,038
IT'S GONNA BE LIVE, SO BE IN THE
HOUSE. PEACE. SHOW YA RIGHT.
316
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,862
HA!
317
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:29,367
♪♪
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