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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:05,737 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TODAY. 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,333 WELL, HONEY, YOU'RE OLDER NOW AND MAMA THINKS 3 00:00:08,357 --> 00:00:10,908 IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. 4 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:15,847 TA-DA! WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE NAMES. 5 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:20,252 THESE MUST BE THE NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO DONATED MONEY TO KEEP THE PARK BEAUTIFUL. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:25,824 HMM, NOT EXACTLY. THEN THESE MUST BE THE 1,000 POINTS OF LIGHT. 7 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:31,729 NO, MISSY. THESE 20,000 NAMES ARE THE WOMEN WHO'VE SLEPT WITH WILT CHAMBERLAIN. 8 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:40,505 YOU MEAN THERE'S A MONUMENT TO THAT? 9 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:45,144 HONEY, THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. YOU SEE THAT NAME UP THERE? 10 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:50,015 MOM! THAT'S RIGHT. ME. ME! 11 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,150 MOM, THAT'S GREAT. 12 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,597 OH! YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME. 13 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,854 WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW, 14 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,235 ONE OF THESE DAYS MAYBE YOU'LL GET LUCKY AND YOU'LL MEET WILT, 15 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,627 AND THEN YOUR NAME WILL BE ON THE WALL OF FAME. 16 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,364 WELL, THANKS ALL THE SAME, BUT, UH... 17 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,532 I'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE, HOMIE. 18 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,703 YOU LITTLE RASCAL. 19 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,211 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHY THEM CALL HIM THE STILT. 20 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:22,514 OH, GIRL. OH, I GUESS MY LITTLE GIRL'S A FULL-GROWN SKEEZER. 21 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:31,825 HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT? 22 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,035 HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT? 23 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:35,193 HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 24 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,766 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 25 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:46,104 ♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 26 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:49,975 ♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 27 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:54,312 ♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 28 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,015 ♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 29 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,283 ♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 30 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,831 ♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪ 31 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,433 ♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS AND TALENTED ROLES ♪ 32 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,635 ♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪ 33 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,671 ♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪ 34 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,772 ♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪ 35 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,896 ♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪ 36 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,166 ♪ NO NEED TO HOLD YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪ 37 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,201 ♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪ 38 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,370 ♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪ 39 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:19,849 ♪ YOU'D BETTER SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪ 40 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,573 ♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 41 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,876 ♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪ 42 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,023 ♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪ 43 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,458 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN' WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 44 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,817 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 45 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:38,724 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 46 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:43,227 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 47 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:44,529 ♪ GO, GO, GO ♪ 48 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,397 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪ 49 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,805 CHRISTY BROWN, THE HERO FROM MY LEFT FOOT, IS BACK, 50 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:57,008 AND HE'S NOT JUST KICKIN' HIS HANDICAP, HE'S KICKIN' SOME ASS... 51 00:02:57,077 --> 00:03:01,813 AS IRELAND'S CHAMPION KICKBOXER IN MY LEFT FOOT OF FURY. 52 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:15,861 - 'NOTHER PINT THERE, CHRISTY? - NOT TONIGHT, REG. I'M WHEELIN'. 53 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:20,265 - I SAID NO! - HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE. 54 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,404 WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME? 55 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:29,908 - I AM. - AND WHO'S GONNA HELP YA, GIMPY? 56 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,076 I AM. 57 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,414 VAN DAMME, BRASS KNUCKLES. 58 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:39,183 REUNITED WITH HIS BELGIAN BROTHER, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME, 59 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,753 HE'S PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN WHERE IT COUNTS. 60 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,560 VAN DAMME, NUNCHAKUS. 61 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,939 ANYBODY ELSE WANT SOME? HUH? HUH? 62 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,983 VAN DAMME. 63 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:17,722 WHEELBARROW. WHEELBARROW. 64 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:22,760 DAMN IT, I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT. 65 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:30,702 CHRISTY BROWN, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME, 66 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,572 KICKING INTO HIGH GEAR IN MY LEFT FOOT OF FURY. 67 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,108 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE NO LOVE. 68 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,277 BOY, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN. 69 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,313 I MIGHT BE OLD. I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO RIDE 'EM LIKE I USED TO, 70 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,283 BUT I CAN STILL FIT THE SADDLE. 71 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,519 HEY, WHAT'S UP? HEY THERE. 72 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,121 HOW YOU DOIN', YOUNG MAN? THAT'S A NICE TIE YOU GOT THERE. 73 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,902 THANK YOU. HANGIN' IN THERE, HUH? HOW LONG THE WAIT? 74 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,494 WELL, SEE, IT'S TWO HOURS IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH ME, 75 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:58,930 BUT YOU CAN GO RIGHT UP IN MAC'S CHAIR IF YOU WANT TO. 76 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,100 - THAT'S OKAY. I'LL COME BACK LATER. - ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A SMART MAN. 77 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,335 OH, NO. HERE HE COMES. 78 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,706 MOVE YOUR FEET, SUCKER! 79 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,488 BOY, YOU GOT EARS? MOVE YOUR DAMN FEET. 80 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,991 HEY, MAN. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT YOU SAY, SUCKER? 81 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,149 - I SAID, "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" - FINE, AND YOU? 82 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,019 YOU KNOW HE CAN'T HEAR YA, DON'T YA? 83 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,222 HE DEAF AS A SWAMP RAT. WATCH THIS. 84 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:29,260 - MAC, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR DRAWERS YESTERDAY? - WHAT YOU SAY, SUCKER? 85 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,564 I SAID, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR STINKY DRAWERS YESTERDAY? 86 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,645 NO, THANK YOU. YOU KNOW I DON'T EAT NO CHITLINS. 87 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,815 SEE WHAT I MEAN? HE'S JUST AS DEAF AS HE WANNA BE. 88 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,884 WHY DOESN'T HE GET A HEARING AID? 89 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,907 OH, HE CAN HEAR WHEN HE WANNA HEAR. 90 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,610 IF IT'S SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT FOR HIM, HE CAN HEAR THAT. WATCH THIS. 91 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:50,515 NOW WHEN MAC LEAVES, WE GONNA DRINK UP ALL HIS BOURBON. 92 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:55,186 Y'ALL BETTER NOT TOUCH MY LIQUOR, OR SOMEBODY GONNA GET CUT! 93 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,855 SEE, HE CAN HEAR. YOU AIN'T GONNA CUT NOBODY UP IN HERE, MAN. 94 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,192 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 95 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,894 YO, WHAT'S UP, MONEY? 96 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:06,231 HOW YOU DOIN', SON? I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY FOR YA, BUT I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR. 97 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:10,168 HEY, MAN. WHAT'S THE WAIT LIKE UP IN HERE? I NEED A CUT BAD. 98 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,204 YOU DO NEED ONE. BUT CHECK THIS OUT. 99 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,405 ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE ARE WAITIN' ON ME, 100 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:17,342 BUT YOU CAN GO FIRST UP IN MAC'S CHAIR, IF YOU WANT. 101 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,444 BET. I'LL SIT IN MAC'S CHAIR. 102 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,480 YOU NEW HERE, AIN'T YA? YEAH. HOW YOU KNOW? 103 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,682 JUST A LUCKY GUESS. 104 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,818 POOR THING. 105 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,124 WHAT YOU WANT, YOUNG MAN? I JUST WANT A TRIM. JUST TRIM IT UP... 106 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,327 TAKE IT ALL OFF? NAH, I WANT A TRIM. 107 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,473 EAST COAST OR WEST COAST? NAH, I JUST WANT A TRIM... 108 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,843 YOU WANT A TAIL IN THE BACK? I DON'T WANT NO TAIL... 109 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,911 YOU WANT INITIALS RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK? NO, MAN. 110 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,180 YOU DON'T WANT YOUR NAME ACROSS THE BACK? I JUST WANT A TRIM... 111 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,205 POINT TO THE WALL WHAT YOU WANT, SUCKER. 112 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:50,074 RIGHT THERE. THE DUDE WITH THE LITTLE EARS. 113 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,811 ONE GLOBETROTTER COMIN' UP! 114 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,630 HOLD S... OUCH, MAN! 115 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,566 WHAT'D YOU SAY, SUCKER? I SAID, "OUCH, MAN." THAT HURT. 116 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,869 SO YOU DO WANT THE TAIL IN THE BACK? YO. WHAT DID YOU... 117 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,583 WHAT... LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR. HOLD STILL, NOW. 118 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,208 LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR. JUST CALM DOWN. 119 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,720 OUCH, MAN! 120 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:16,161 TEN DOLLARS. YO, MAN. I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NOTHIN'. 121 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,763 YOU MUST BE CRAZY, MAN. WHERE'S MY TIP, SUCKER? 122 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,833 TIP? I'LL BREAK THE TIP OF MY SHOE OFF IN YOUR OLD CRAZY ASS. 123 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,970 COME ON, BOY. 124 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:31,509 ♪♪ 125 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,371 MY NAME IS BENNY, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 126 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,740 HI, BENNY. HELLO, BENNY. 127 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,111 WELCOME, BENNY. WHOO! 128 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:10,314 I AM GLAD TO SAY THAT I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK OF ALCOHOL IN SIX MONTHS. 129 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,351 - THAT'S GREAT. - YEAH! 130 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:24,061 DON'T FRET, MON TOUPEE. FRENCHIE HAS ARRIVÉ AND IT IS TIME TO PAR-TAY! 131 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,130 ♪ I JUST WANNA PARTY SOMETIME ♪ 132 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,200 ♪ PARTY SOMETIME PARTY SOMETIME ♪♪ 133 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,603 COME ON, BENNY. DO THE FUNKY PENGUIN WITH ME. GET OFF... 134 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,472 OH, NO. NOT AGAIN, FRENCHIE. HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 135 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,842 OH, MAN. IT WASN'T EASY, MON FRIEND GREY POUPON. 136 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,078 I FOLLOWED YOU OUT OF THAT PORNO SHOP DOWN THERE ON CAHUENGA, 137 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,147 AND I KNEW YOU HAD TO BE GOIN' TO A PARTY, 138 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,917 ELSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT BLOW-UP DOLL. 139 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,030 GET YOUR SHARECROPPIN' HANDS OFF OF ME! EXCUSE ME. 140 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,856 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE THE WRONG PLACE. THIS IS A.A. 141 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,770 OH, THAT'S A GOOD THING, 'CAUSE MY CAR BROKE DOWN ABOUT SIX BLOCKS. 142 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,794 I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE BATTERY, 143 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,908 BUT IT SURE WAS HARD TO DRIVE WITH THAT BOOT ON. 144 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,931 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 145 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,470 NOT TRIPLE "A". THIS IS A MEETING FOR ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. 146 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,705 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? YOU'RE NOT ANONYMOUS. 147 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,142 THERE'S RICHIE, THERE'S BENNY, JANICE... HI, JANICE. 148 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,411 GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE, FRENCHIE! 149 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,314 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. I AM THE GROUP LEADER. SIT DOWN! 150 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,461 NOW, EVERYBODY IS WELCOME TO STAY, AND ANYBODY WITH AN OUTFIT ON LIKE THAT... 151 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,530 IS IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE. 152 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,421 HEY, ANY WOMAN WITH A WIG GOT NERVE TALKIN' ABOUT MY OUTFIT. 153 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,026 GOT SOME NERVE, THERE. 154 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,830 NOW, WHO'S NEXT? JENNY, YOU GO NEXT. 155 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,899 GO, JENNY. 156 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,638 HI, UM... WELL... 157 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:44,909 I REMEMBER WHEN I KNEW I HAD HIT ROCK BOTTOM. 158 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:49,647 I LEFT WORK AND WENT STRAIGHT TO A BAR. 159 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:53,885 AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS IN A... 160 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,888 A GREMLIN WITH SOME... 161 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,491 SOME GREASY-LOOKING GUY I HAD NEVER SEEN, 162 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:04,762 AND I HAD MY... DRESS UP OVER MY HEAD, 163 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:09,434 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY WEDDING RING IS. 164 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,303 WELL, I'LL BE JEAN NATÉED. THAT WAS YOU? 165 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,907 WELL, BABY, I PAWNED YOUR WEDDING RING, BUT I BROUGHT YOUR DRAWERS BACK. 166 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,075 HERE YOU GO, BABY. 167 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,579 OH, I KNOW. 168 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,382 THIS IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN FROM ALCOHOL! OH, THAT WASN'T ALCOHOL, BABY. 169 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,785 ♪ THAT WAS A JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪ 170 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,554 ♪ AND HE WON'T WORK IT FOR NOBODY BUT YOU ♪ 171 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,623 SIR, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 172 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,692 WE ARE ALCOHOLICS. UH-HUH? 173 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,261 I WAS ONCE UP TO TWO BOTTLES OF J&B A DAY. 174 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,764 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN STAY DRY. 175 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,829 HEY, MAN, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. I WAS UP TO 176 00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:44,168 THREE AND A HALF BOTTLES OF T.C.B. LIGHT A DAY. 177 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,604 I SWITCHED OVER TO AFRO SHEEN, AND I'M NEVER DRY. 178 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,376 BUDDY, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. 179 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:57,415 I DRANK MYSELF OUT OF A JOB, A MARRIAGE AND A HOME. 180 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,252 HEY, MAN. DON'T FEEL BAD. MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS SIX, I DRANK OUT THE TOILET. 181 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,634 LOOK, LOOK. FRENCHIE. FRENCHIE. UH-HUH? 182 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,303 PERHAPS YOU CAN HELP US WITH OUR ROLE-PLAYING. ALL RIGHT. 183 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,527 UM, JANICE. JANICE. JANICE! JANICE. 184 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,296 JANICE. COME ON, JANICE. 185 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,743 OKAY. OH, YOU ARE SOMETHIN' ELSE. 186 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,234 NOW, JANICE, FRENCHIE IS ALCOHOL. 187 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,571 NOW EXPLAIN TO HIM THE WAY YOU FEEL. 188 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:27,344 ALL RIGHT. I ADMIT IT. I'M ADDICTED TO YOU... 189 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,983 OH. TO YOUR SMELL, THE WAY YOU INTOXICATE ME. 190 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:36,787 THE THOUGHT THAT I CAN'T GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU JUST GIVES ME THE SHAKES. 191 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,168 WELL, BABY, IF ALL THAT HAPPENS JUST LOOKIN' AT ME, 192 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,237 WAIT TILL I SLIP YOU SOME TONGUE. 193 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,027 COME HERE! 194 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,241 HEY, HEY! I CAN'T DO THIS. 195 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,867 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US HOW ALCOHOL HAS AFFECTED YOUR LIFE? 196 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,737 WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, MAN? I DON'T NEED NO ALCOHOL TO GET NO WOMEN. 197 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:58,876 ALL I NEED IS A RICK JAMES EIGHT TRACK, BOTTLE OF MUSK OIL AND $22. 198 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,312 MAN, WHAT CAN A GIRL GET FOR $22? 199 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:05,482 NOTHIN', BUT I CAN GET THE BOOT OFF MY CAR. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 200 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,373 YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'? IF THIS GUY CAN GET WOMEN 201 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,120 WITHOUT DRINKIN', THERE'S HOPE FOR US ALL. 202 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,800 - YOU GONNA LISTEN TO... - HEY, MAN. THAT SOUND LIKE A PARTY TO ME. 203 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,426 COME ON, Y'ALL. KICK IT OFF ON FOUR. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 204 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,628 ♪ I JUST WANNA PARTY ALL THE TIME ♪ 205 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,932 ♪ PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ♪♪ 206 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,201 COME ON, GIRL. MOVE YOUR LEGS. WHOO-HOO! 207 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,075 ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT SAME OLD BALD HEAD? 208 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,378 TIRED OF WASHING IT, SHINING IT, BUT YOU STILL COME UP WITH THE SAME OLD LOOK? 209 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:39,083 WELL, NOW THERE'S SKULLY CONDITIONING HEAD CREAM. 210 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,421 TRY SKULLY. USED LIKE SHAMPOO, SKULLY BREAKS DOWN YOUR SCALP... 211 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,791 TO MAKE YOUR SKULL SOFT AND MANAGEABLE. 212 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:52,029 CREATE YOUR OWN STYLES, LIKE THE NON-HAIRY, NON-DAIRY MISTER SOFTEE. 213 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,932 OR THE FLESH FADE. 214 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,281 GET SKULLY. YOU'LL TURN HEADS. 215 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,173 THANKS, SKULLY. 216 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:08,179 SKULLY. WHO THOUGHT YOUR HEAD COULD HAVE SO MUCH BODY? 217 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:12,884 ♪♪ 218 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,109 ♪♪ 219 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,047 IT'S RAINING MEN ♪ 220 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:46,184 PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL 96 PRESENTS MEN ON FILM. 221 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,553 ♪ AMEN ♪♪ 222 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:56,661 HELLO. I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS. AND I'M ANTOINE MERRYWETHER. 223 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,397 AND WELCOME TO MEN ON FILMS. 224 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,400 TONIGHT, WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW SPONSOR. 225 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:06,971 BALLPARK FRANKS. THEY PLUMP WHEN YOU HEAT 'EM. 226 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,807 I'LL BET THEY DO. 227 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,510 THEY ALMOST CAN'T FIT INTO THE BUN. 228 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,013 THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO ANSWER SOME OF OUR CRITICS, 229 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:21,118 WHO SAY WE CAN CRITICIZE FILMS BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY MAKE CINEMA. 230 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,088 THE TRUTH IS, WE'VE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF FILMS OVER THE YEARS. 231 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,692 MM-HMM. BUT TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON OUR FEATURE FILMS. 232 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,495 SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THIS: 233 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,065 THE FIRST MEN ON FILM FESTIVAL. 234 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:39,903 THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT US. ♪ IT'S MY TURN ♪♪ 235 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,811 WE BEGIN WITH A WESTERN PICTURE CALLED THE MAGNIFICENT NINE. 236 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:52,984 THIS WONDERFUL FLICK STARRED BLAYNE IN THE TITLE ROLE, 237 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:58,088 AND I HAVE TO SAY, BLAYNE, YOU JUST EXPLODED ONTO SCREEN. 238 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,190 KUDOS! 239 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:05,630 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT AN EXCITING SCENE FROM THE MAGNIFICENT NINE. 240 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,865 ♪♪ 241 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,371 ♪♪ 242 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,707 SUPPOSED TO WEAR IT TO THE SIDE. 243 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,347 BARTENDER, I WANT SOMETHING STIFF TO DRINK. 244 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,549 JACK DANIELS? 245 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,218 HE LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU? 246 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,572 SAY, I'M LOOKIN' FOR BUTCH. 247 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,610 ♪♪ I'M BUTCH. WHO'S LOOKIN' FOR ME? 248 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:02,553 WELL, IF IT ISN'T JOHNNY RINGO. 249 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,663 THAT'S A MIGHTY BIG PIECE OF STEEL YOU GOT STRAPPED TO YOUR LEG. 250 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,932 THIS TOWN'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US, RINGO. 251 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,634 I'M RIDIN' YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO FRISCO. 252 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,838 GO AHEAD. MAKE MY DAY. 253 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,640 COME TO MAMA, GIRL. 254 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,378 BUTCH, I MISS YOU SO MUCH. I AIN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE BARN DANCE. 255 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,780 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU LEFT YOUR SPURS OVER MY HOUSE. 256 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,383 HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE HANDCUFFS, GIRL? 257 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,253 HATED IT. 258 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,392 'TOINE, DO I SEE THE LITTLE GREEN-EYED MONSTER PEEKIN' OUT? 259 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,127 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 260 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,530 EVERYONE KNOWS THE REAL REASON WHY YOU GOT THAT PART. 261 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,066 IT WAS THE TIME YOU SPENT ON THAT CASTING COUCH. 262 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,536 EXCUSE ME, MISS THING, BUT BOTH OF US SPENT TIME ON THAT COUCH. 263 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,377 SO'S ANYWAY, OUR NEXT FILM IS A THRILLING ADVENTURE STARRING... 264 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,845 THIS THING OVER HERE, 265 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:06,183 SET IN THE DARK, DANK, MOIST CONFINES OF A WORLD WAR II SUBMARINE. 266 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,453 IT'S CALLED DEEP SEA MEN. OH, HUSH. 267 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,823 DISMISSED, SAILOR. 268 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,260 ♪♪ 269 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,463 UH, CAPTAIN, I'M ALL FINISHED IN THE BOILER ROOM. 270 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,066 REQUEST PERMISSION TO PUT MY SHIRT BACK ON. 271 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:27,504 PERMISSION DENIED, SAILOR. OH, BY THE WAY, THOSE SMUDGES LOOK FABULOUS. 272 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,974 GO PUT ON THOSE LITTLE SHORTS I LIKE SO MUCH. GO ON. 273 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,311 CAPTAIN, ENEMY SHIPS AT 6:00 AND 9:00. 274 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,579 OH. 'SCUSE ME. 275 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,220 FIRE TORPEDOES! 276 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,134 TORPEDOES ARE JAMMED IN THE TUBES, SIR. WE CAN'T GET 'EM TO MOVE. 277 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,659 OH, PHOOEY! 278 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:52,141 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO GUIDE THIS ONE IN MYSELF, MEN. 279 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,598 I'M GOING DOWN IN THE HOLE. 280 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,667 'SCUSE ME. 281 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:07,678 HERE I COME, YOU NAZI BASTARDS. WHEE! 282 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,452 YEAH. THAT WAS FABULOUS. 283 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,021 YOU WERE GOOD. THANK YOU. 284 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,524 BUT YOU WASN'T ME. SO... 285 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:25,896 YOU JUST DETERMINED TO WORK MY LAST GOOD NERVE, AIN'T YOU? YES, I AM. 286 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:30,467 I HAVE JUST THREE WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY PERFORMANCE. WON-DER-FUL, AND I'M THROUGH. 287 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,504 YOU KNOW, I WAS DISAPPOINTED... 288 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:39,009 WHEN MY FILM WAS NOT RELEASED WITH ITS ORIGINAL TITLE, DAS BOOTY. 289 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,245 OH, WELL. THAT BRINGS US TO OUR MOST RECENT, 290 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,149 AND I MUST SAY OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL COLABORACIÓN, 291 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,518 THE BOXING CLASSIC, KID FIST. 292 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,823 I THINK HE LIKES ME. HEY, LET GO OF ME, MUCHACHO. 293 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,860 COME ON. GO, FIST, GO. GO! 294 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,297 HOLD STILL. BOINK! 295 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,134 I HOPE THAT HURT, BEAST. 296 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,704 - YEAH, FIST! - THANK YOU. 297 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:11,374 HOLD THE ROPE, GIRL. OOH. AH. 298 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,743 AW, GEEZ, HE'S GOOD. 299 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,314 ALL THAT LATIN BLOOD JUST PULSING AWAY IN HIM. AND HE'S CUTE. 300 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,485 MAYBE I SHOULD DO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS. COME BACK HERE. 301 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:27,892 DON'T SWALLOW. I NEVER DO. 302 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,994 OH, LOOK AT MY EYE. IT'S ALL PUFFY. 303 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,231 - I KNOW. I COULD FIX IT WITH A LITTLE VASELINE. - OH, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. 304 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,581 LISTEN, IF HE HITS YOU AGAIN, YOU TIE HIM UP. 305 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,702 OKAY. I DON'T THINK HE'S INTO THAT. 306 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,471 YOO-HOO, PEDRO. 307 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:47,510 LET'S GIVE KID FIST THE NEW MEN ON FILM PATENTED FESTIVAL FLAMENCO SNAP. 308 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,647 OLÉ! 309 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:54,517 WELL, I THINK THIS SHOULD PUT TO REST ALL THAT CARPING AND CATERWAULING... 310 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,388 ABOUT WHO CAN AND WHO CANNOT MAKE MOVIES AROUND HERE. 311 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,457 JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE TAKE A LOOK... 312 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,826 AT OUR NEW CHRISTMAS FILM, THE LAST BOY SCOUTS. 313 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:06,529 MM-HMM. ZIP UP YOUR SLEEPING BAGS, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY NIGHT. 314 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,966 I HOPE SO. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE. 315 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,937 ♪ IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH ♪ 316 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:18,041 ♪ IT'S RAINING MEN AMEN ♪♪ 317 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:23,147 OKAY, THAT'S MY MAN. 318 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,215 YO, MY MAN STEVE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHIN'. 319 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,617 ONCE AGAIN, THANKS FOR CHILLIN' WITH US. 320 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,686 CATCH US NEXT SUNDAY AT 8:00. 321 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,022 AND MY MAN STEVE WANNA SAY A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO Y'ALL. 322 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,724 YO, YO, YO, YO! WHAT'S UP? 323 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:39,763 CHINATOWN IN THE HOUSE. KOREATOWN IN THE HOUSE. 324 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,565 LITTLE TOKYO IN THE HOUSE. 325 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,202 WHAT STEVE REALLY WANTS TO SAY IS, PEACE! 326 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,271 PEACE! PEACE! 327 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:51,975 ♪♪ 25991

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