All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S06E07 - Sister Act (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that
aspiring model there?

That's me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up,

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now, I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,

and my guardian angel, Paul.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

Whoo!

Well, I sure
hope I was right.

♪ La, la-la, la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la, la

♪ Sunshine

♪ I'm just so happy you're

♪ You're mine, oh, mine

♪ Do, do-do do-do

♪ Do, do, do-do do-do

Good morning.

Yes, it is.

So, last night was...

Yes, it was.

So, I made breakfast.

Uh, half a grapefruit, toast,
and three-minute eggs

can be ready in,
well, three minutes.

I wish I could stay,
but I got to get home
and change,

and I'm still gonna
be late for work. Or...

You could show up
in yesterday's clothes

and let the whole office
know you got lucky.

I love you. What?

Oh.
I didn't say anything.

Sorry. Oh.

Um, have a great day.

You, too.

Stace.Good morning.

Good morning to you.
What are you doing here?

I left the house early
because I wanted you and
Grayson to have some space.

Oh.But now I want details.

Oh. And keep it clean in
case my babies can hear.

Okay.

It was amazing.

He was amazing,
but I was amazing.

But... But?

Um...

You know what?
I'm sure it's nothing.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I am not leaving here
until you explain the "but."

As Grayson was leaving
this morning,

I may have said
"I love you."

Oh. It's...
It's too soon for that.

I know. It's jus...

Back before I died,
when Grayson and I
were living together,

I said it to him every morning
as he was leaving for work.

It just...
It just slipped out.

What did he say back?

"What?"

I said what did
he say back?

Stace, he literally
said "what?"

Oh. You know what?

Maybe he just
didn't hear me.

I see.

Do you think
I'm delusional?

I think that you came back
to life after you died,

so anything is possible.

I got to go.
I have prenatal yoga.

Yes, Morgan, I know that
Katy Perry tickets
are hard to get,

but I will pay you double
if you watch Noah
on Friday night.

Triple?

Fine, enjoy the concert.

I know someone
who could watch Noah.

Well, they'd have to be
super reliable and
know infant CPR.

I once played a sexy nurse
in a corporate
sexual harassment video.

I don't think so.

I can make a diaper
out of a napkin,

I know breast milk
can stay at room
temperature for six hours,

and I've read at least
a dozen parenting books.

I don't believe
in parenting books.

Really?

Well, what would
you do if little Noah
swallowed rat poison?

I would call 911.

Wrong answer.

By the time
you reach a 911 operator,

they would transfer you
to poison control center,
wasting valuable minutes,

and poor Noah could be
foaming at the mouth.

Instead, call the 800 number,
that I have memorized,

and your baby
will be just fine.

Now, would you like to
drop Noah off at my house?

We'll be there at 6:00.

But make sure there's
no rat poison in the house.

Three months ago, Laura
was diagnosed with leukemia.

Her only course of treatment
is a bone marrow transplant.

We've been looking
for a donor, but finding
a match isn't easy.

I'm so sorry.

Unfortunately, no one
on my side of the
family is compatible.

What about your dad?

My mom went to
a fertility clinic.

He was
an anonymous sperm donor.

How can I help you?

When our church
heard about Laura,

some of the congregates
volunteered to get tested.

Against the odds,
we found the perfect match,

and the woman
agreed to help us.

Great.

Then last night,
she sent me an email.

"I'm sorry,
but I've changed my mind.

"Your daughter
is in my prayers."

For three weeks, we thought
this woman was going to
save Laura's life,

and then
The night before
the procedure, she...

It's okay, mom.

Do you know why
this woman backed out?

On Facebook, she posted
she's going to Hawaii Tuesday.

Procedure would take a week
to recover from, so...

So, she is picking
sand and surf
over your daughter.

It's disgusting.

What is this woman's name?

Sister Sally-Anne Frankle.

She's a nun?

Okay, Cindy, when Sister
agreed to donate
her bone marrow,

did you stop looking
for other matches? Yes.

She was committed
to help Laura.

Well, in that case,
Sister Sally-Anne
can say alohato Hawaii,

'cause we're taking
this nun to court.

Madam mayor, on the phone,
you said it was an emergency.

If my hunch is correct,
you need a
campaign contribution.

I wish I was here
to shake you down,

but I think that
my fundraising days are over.

I'm being impeached.

The Malibu city council's
holding a hearing
this evening.

What the hell did you do?

I gave away City Hall...

...literally.

You gave it away
the whole building?

Last month, a fire burned down
a public school in Oxnard.

They don't have the money
to rebuild,

so they were
forcing 700 kids
into crowded trailers

without air-conditioning
with port-a-potties
as bathrooms.

I mean,
the conditions
were deplorable.

So, as mayor of Malibu,
I decided to lease City Hall
to the Oxnard school district

for $1 a month
for the next three years.

Well,
that is lovely
and insane.

There are five
councilman offices,

each large enough
to hold a classroom.

You throw in
the support staff facilities,

City Hall will make an awesome
temporary high school.

I relocated
government personnel
to the library annex.

Students are from Oxnard,
not from Malibu.

Children are children.
It does not matter
where they live.

Ellie, I've known you
since college.

You have always been
a small-government,
big-business politician,

not exactly known as
a woman of the people.

Let's just say
I've turned over a new leaf.

Will you represent me
at the impeachment hearing?

Of course. Absolutely.

Um... Officially,
what are the charges?

Improper disposal
of city assets.

And if I'm impeached,
they can revoke the lease.

It doesn't go into effect
until the end of
business tomorrow.

There are five voting members
on the council, including you,

and you need
a majority to win. How many
votes do you have?

Other than me, Council Woman
Abrams, the lone liberal.

Ellie, it's time
to play politics.

Your honor, we're asking that
you compel Sister Sally-Anne

to honor her written
donor contract.

Your honor, Miss Bingum is
asking for specific
performance,

a remedy that's
not available,

in a contract involving
a medical procedure.

I agree.

I don't have the authority
to compel anyone

to undergo elective surgery,
even if it saves a life.

Under normal circumstances,
I would totally agree,

but Laura relied
on Sister Sally-Anne's
promise

that she would
go through with
this procedure.

Laura's out of options,
and she's out of time,

and that is prima facie
detrimental reliance.

I can't force someone
to give up her bone marrow.

Your only remedy
would be financial.

Fine.

Then in that case,
we are suing
for $100 million.

That's ridiculous.

Your honor,
we're not interested
in Sister Sally-Anne's money.

But if the only way
I can get Sister Sally-Anne
on that stand

is to sue for
financial damages,

then that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

Sister, please come on up.

Sister, you're aware,
based on your promise,

that Laura discontinued
her search for another donor.

Yes.

And I'm very sorry.

And you know
that she will likely die

without this transplant.

Yes.

But... But I have no choice.

So, going to Hawaii
to watch sunsets

rather than
saving Laura's life
isn't a choice?

Objection,
your honor harassment.

But for this woman's
broken promise,

Laura would've had time
to find an alternate donor.

She relied on a nun's word,
and now she could die.

Are religious women
permitted to lie?

Objection. JUDGE: Sustained.

Miss Bingum,
you are out of line.

The reason I can't donate
my bone marrow is because...

I'm pregnant.

What?

I just found out.

And my doctor won't sign off
on the bone marrow donation

because the procedure's
a risk to my baby.

The baby's father
is a member of our parish.

And we haven't told anyone
that I'm renouncing my vows.

His family lives in Hawaii,

and that's why
I'm going there next week.

I'm sorry.

I am so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Councilman Andrews,
impeaching Ellie
is a bit extreme.

She gave away City Hall, man.

She didn't even
call a council vote.

As mayor, she is allowed
to act without the council
in an emergency.

Oxnard's kids
aren't Malibu's problem.

It is that kind
of narrow-minded
thinking, Andy, that...

Wouldn't you like to avoid
the negative stigma
of removing your mayor?

I mean, can't we come to
some sort of agreement?

Oh, you want to make a deal?
How about this?

I call off the vote,
and you support my proposal

to move the beach access point
of Big Rock to Eagle Point.

His beachfront house
is at Big Rock.

He just want greater privacy
at the taxpayers' expense.

That'll cost $400,000.
I'll never support it.

Then I'm calling a vote.

Please take your seats.

The impeachment vote
will commence in 60 seconds.

Thank you for trying, Owen.

Hang on.

Councilman Hodge. Hi.

Name a project any project
and the mayor
will support you.

The breakwater
needs to be rebuilt.

You know that will
decimate the kelp beds.

You only favor that
because you're on the board
of the yacht club.

We need a deal, Ellie.

For the kids.

Okay, fine.

We have a deal.

Miss Bingum.

Oh, hi.

We just got your message.
What's going on?

Our best chance for finding
a donor match for Laura

is with a close relative,
correct?

Yes, but we've tested
all my relatives.

Now, about Laura's
biological father.

The only thing we know about
him is his donor I.D. Number.

I tracked that I.D.
To Westwood fertility.

I asked them
for more information,
but, of course, they refused.

So, we're taking them
to court?

It's a long shot,
but it's worth a try.

Okay.

Come on.

We are asking
to compel
Westwood fertility

to disclose the name
of Laura's biological father.

Per Ms. Dwyer's contract,
the identity
of the biological father

may not be disclosed
for any reason.

Your honor,
we're talking about
a young woman's life.

I am urging the court
to do the right thing here.

Confidentiality is the bedrock
of anonymous sperm donation.

I'm afraid I agree,

which is why I'm denying
your motion, Miss Bingum.

Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
Hold on.

There's nothing in
the contract that says
Westwood fertility

can't notify
the donor directly.

What are you getting at?

I am asking that
you compel
Westwood fertility

to contact
Laura's biological father

and inform him
of her condition.

Then it's his choice
to reveal himself or not.

That's nothing more
than an end run
around the contract.

True, but where's the harm?

I'm ordering
Westwood fertility

to give me the name
of Laura's biological father.

To ensure neutrality,
I will place that call.

Thank you.
And just to remind the court,
this is time-sensitive.

As soon as I have his answer,
my clerk will
alert all parties.

Kids start school
on Monday.

I've ordered
the department of public works

to start moving the furniture
this weekend.

Ellie, you are
fearless lately.
I'm impressed.

Thank you.

Damn it.What?

An emergency council meeting
is being called for tonight,

and the agenda
is my impeachment...again.

Peter's vote,
we have the majority.

Peter cornered me
after the hearing yesterday

to sign his
breakwater proposal,
and I told him to go to hell.

You...we had a deal, Ellie.

The breakwater proposal
would've caused real
environmental damage.

Going back on your word
is political suicide.

I don't care. I mean,
the truth is...
I'm dead already.

What are you talking about?

I'm dying.

I've been having
stomach pains, and I went
to the doctor last week.

I have pancreatic cancer.

Oh, Ellie.

I've made my peace with it.

But I have to do right
by these kids.

I want this
to be my legacy.

I mean, there's
there's nothing I can do
about the vote, but...

...you will not be alone
in that meeting.

Thank you.

Oh, Jane.

Have you seen Grayson?

No, why?

Uh, it's nothing. Trouble in paradise?

I just said it was nothing.
Just haven't seen him all day.

What do you want?
I'm on my way
to visit Teri.

In the slammer? Yeah, Kim.
In the slammer.

She'll be out tomorrow.

Well, good, because I want to
discuss her termination.

Now, I know you guys
are all buddy-buddy.

So if it's easier for you,
I can drop the hammer.

What are you talking about?

She went to jail
for impersonating
an attorney.

You didn't think we were
taking her back, did you?

I plan on giving her
a firm slap on the wrist.

Okay, well,
if you don't fire her, I will.

Give her my best.

♪ They put me away

Am I hearing music?

Some would call it that.

♪ Jane, they put me away

That song was called
"They put me away,"

and my next
performance will be

10 minutes before
final bed checks,

and I do accept cigarettes and
chocolate in lieu of applause.

Thank you.

They loved you.

I know.
I finally found my audience.

Only you could
figure out a way
to rock out in prison.

That being said, I've got
15 hours and 7 minutes
left in this hell hole.

I never thought
I'd be so excited to go
back to work.

Yeah.

Well, everyone misses you.

Even Kim? I thought
she'd try to get me fired.

No. No, she understands.

People make mistakes.
You know?

Listen, I just
came by quickly.

I've actually got to
get back to court.

No worries.
I have to rehearse.

Tonight I'm singing
"Cell block tango"

from "Chicago,"
the musical,

and if I don't hit the high
notes, the crowd will riot.

All right, well, listen,

I will be here tomorrow
when you are released.

Thanks, boss. Bye.

Let the record reflect

that I have spoken
with Laura Dwyer's
biological father.

I explained the situation.

He has declined
the plaintiff's request.

No. No.

Um... Your honor,
would it be possible
for me to speak to him?

Perhaps I can convey
the urgency of...

Miss Bingum, I stressed
the serious nature
of the situation.

Unfortunately, he is resolute
in his desire to
stay anonymous.

I'm sorry.

I'm asking this council
to vote yes on my motion

for the mayor's impeachment
and the rescission
of her ridiculous lease.

Stop the theatrics, Peter.

You're just upset
that I didn't support
your breakwater deal.

Suddenly you care about
the environment, Ellie?

You spearheaded
that seaside strip mall

that every environmental group
opposed.

I now realize that
that was a mistake.

Madam mayor, may I suggest
that you call a vote

on the current measure
your impeachment?

Excuse me,
we have a protocol
for comment.

You can fill out a form... I am the mayor's attorney.

Pursuant to chapter six
of the Brown act,

I am permitted
to offer her council,

and I am urging her
to call a vote now.

We have to wait
for councilman Andrews.

No, we don't.

Malibu municipal code,
section 20.8,

mandates that all council
meetings start at 7:00 p.m.

It is now 7:03.

So, let's do this.

All those in favor
of my impeachment

and the voiding of the lease,
please raise your hands.

All against.

Let the record reflect
that the vote is two in favor
and two against.

The measure fails.
This meeting is adjourned.

Sweetie, have you spoken
with Grayson yet?

No. Actually,
I haven't seen him

since he left the house
yesterday morning.

Oh, so he's avoiding you?

No. No.

I... I don't
I don't think he is.

I mean, maybe he is.

Oh, God,
Grayson's avoiding me.

No, no, no, no.

Before we jump
to conclusions,
answer me this.

The last time you had sex
with Grayson in
your other body,

how did he act?

He sent me flowers
and texted me all day long.

Nothing.
Not even a smiley face.

Yeah. Damn it.

God, why?

Why did I blurt out,
"I love you"?

Oh, you were in the moment.
You can't blame yourself.

I know, but the first time
you say the "L" word

is so important.

Timing is everything.

Just like risotto.

Exactly like risotto,

and in this case,
I burned the pan.

Mmm, can I take you out
for drinks, maybe
cheer you up?

No. No, I got to work.

This 14-year-old girl
needs a bone marrow
transplant.

Oh, here.
I'll show you.

See, her name is Laura,
and her likes are
rollerblading,

reading the
"Divergent"books,
and lipstick.

Huh.

Her only hope
is her sperm-donor dad,
and he won't reveal himself.

It's really sad.

Jane, there's a good chance
of a bone marrow match

with a half brother
or sister, right?

Yeah, but she's
an only child.

Well, remember when
I considered using
an anonymous donor?

Mmm-hmm. My first choice
was unavailable

because he had
already fathered 20 children
the legal limit.

So, what if Laura's
father is popular?

Yeah, she could have up to
19 half siblings out there,

but the fertility clinic
won't share that information.

Sweetie,
there's an online registry

that matches children
with their biological fathers

using the donor's I.D. Number. What?

Yeah, it was started by kids
who wanted to meet
their genetic siblings

but didn't know
their father's name.

Do you happen to know
Laura's dad's donor I.D.?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Dx785.

Look at that.

Laura has at least
one half brother
and two half-sisters.

Stacy, you're amazing.

I know.

That was a piece of luck, huh,
Andy Andrews not showing up?

Andy is a surfer
with a trust fund.

He's probably
shredding a swell
at Point Dume.

You know they're gonna call
another emergency meeting

and impeach you
tomorrow night?

Yes, but the lease
will have gone through,

and the kids will have
a proper school.

Cheers, Ellie. Cheers.

You know, I always thought
that you and I would
end up together.

Ah. I asked you out
at least a dozen times.

You always said no.

Because I wasn't ready
for something serious.

Plus I knew
that you were
marriage material.

I guess that's flattering.

I hope there's
someone special
in your life.

Actually, uh...

I think I found the one.

I just... I mean, I hope
that she feels the
same way about me,

but...the situation
is complicated.

Excuse me.

I have a warrant
for Mayor Chapin's arrest.

On what charges?

Kidnapping of
councilman Andy Andrews.

That's ridiculous.

Well, Mr. Andrews claims
that she invited him over
to her home to discuss a deal,

and then she locked him
in her wine cellar.

Cleaning woman
just let him out
about an hour ago.

I couldn't let
him impeach me.

So you locked him
in a wine cellar?

No, don't answer
that question.
I'll meet you at the station.

Let's go.

Don't say anything.

I have three half siblings?

At least three.

See, only a fraction
of the sperm-donor offspring
are registered on this site.

Have you contacted them,
Miss Bingum?

Yes, and her half brother
and one of her half sisters

are getting their
blood drawn today.

I called the lab.
They said that they would
expedite the matching process.

How can we ever thank you?

Mom, I don't feel so good.

Honey, what's wrong?

I'm dizzy.

Laura?

Laura?

Oh, my God.

Laura?

I'll call the ambulance.

Laura?

I spoke with her doctor.

Her white count
is skyrocketing.

He said we have days tops.

Okay, Cindy,
just try to stay strong.

We should know about
her half siblings very soon.

Okay?

Um, one moment, please.

Grayson,
what are you doing here?

Well, I've been trying
to reach you,
but your phone was off.

Oh. Yeah.

Listen, I'm...
I'm really glad to see you.

Um, to be honest,
I was thinking that maybe
you're...avoiding me.

What?

Um... Never mind.

Well, a young woman
named Becky Hollis
called the office for you.

Great. Becky is
one of my clients'
half siblings.

What did she say? That she's headed to
the office to speak with you.

Okay, thank you.

I just heard
Ellie Chapin
was arrested

for trapping a surfer
in her cellar.

Yeah.
Did you also
hear she's dying?

Cancer.

No.

God, I'm sorry.

Going through
her medical records

so that I can argue
compassionate release
and get her out of jail.

You'll have to prove
she's terminally ill.

Yeah, you'd think
that would be easy.

So, what's the problem?

In her medical files,
her doctor references
her C.T. Scan,

but then when
I click on the link,

it goes to
some other patient's C.T.

Carlos Garcia.

It's got to be a glitch
in the system or something.

What if it's not a glitch?I don't follow.

Let me see.
On the doctor's report,

the C.T. Scan has
a patient reference number.

X12955b.
What's the number
on Carlos Garcia's scan?

Oh, my God, it's the same.

I don't understand.
You're saying
that I'm not sick?

We found a discrepancy
in your medical records.

I confirmed it
with the hospital.

Are you sure? Positive.

It was a clerical mistake.
You don't have cancer.

You do have an ulcer,
which would explain
the pains in your stomach.

But I'm not dying?

No! No, you're gonna
live a long time.

Now for the bad news.

You're facing 20 years
in jail for felony kidnapping,

and since you're not dying,

I can't argue
compassionate release.

Is there anything you can do?

Yes. We are gonna argue
temporary insanity

that the fear of death
made you unable to understand
the nature of your actions.

If you argue
temporary insanity,

the council will say that
I was mentally incapacitated
when I leased out City Hall.

That will give them grounds
to rescind the lease.

Yes, it's true.

You have to find another way.

Dead or alive, I'm not
letting those kids down.

That means I need to get
back to work, Madam mayor.

Owen.

Yeah.

We only tell ourselves
things are complicated
when we're scared.

What?

That woman
you said she was the one.

Act on it.

Trust me.

It is better to regret
something you do

than to regret something
you don't do.

Becky,
I just spoke with the lab,

and you and Laura
are a match.

Now the big question.

Will you consent? Yes!

Yes, I want to help Laura.

Okay, great.

I'll set you up
with her doctor
immediately.

And that's when
I can meet Laura?

Yeah. What the hell
is going on here?

Mom.

How dare you meet
with my child
without my consent.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ms. Hollis, Becky's 18,

so she doesn't need
your permission.

She's 16.

I thought you
said you were 18.

I really want to help Laura,

and I knew my mom
would try and stop me.

Sweetheart,
I won't sign off
on the procedure.

There's too many risks. Hold on.

Becky would've
needed your permission
to get tested as a match,

so obviously,
you agreed to that.

At the time,
I wasn't aware that
the procedure was so invasive.

Please, mom.I won't change my mind.

We're leaving. Now.

I'm so sorry, Miss Bingum.

Stay away from my daughter.

I'm not crazy.
He looks like
George Clooney, doesn't he?

Spitting image.

Now, listen up.
Here's Noah's sleep song.

Listen carefully.

♪ Noah,
you're going to Harvard

♪ It's the only
place for you

♪ You'll take the bar
and be a big star

♪ And buy me
a condo in Aspen ♪

Yay, mommy!

Putting a lot of pressure
on him, huh?

Make sure you sing
at least three choruses,
or he'll cry.

And remember,
his milk has to be
body temperature,

or he gets gas.

Cold milk equals baby farts.
Got it.

You sure
you're up for this?

Aw, piece of cake.

And according to Jane,

you could really
use a night out
and a good, stiff drink.

Okay.

You two have fun.

Bye, baby.

You hear that, Noah?
We're gonna be best buds, huh?

Miss Bingum.

Becky, you can't be here.

I just want to know,
were there any
other matches?

Sadly, no.

Then I want to do it.

Listen to me, you need
your mother's permission,

and I... I shouldn't even
be speaking to you.

I read online that
that if I file for
emancipation,

I can donate my bone marrow
without my mom's permission.

Okay, that's... That's true.

Can you represent me? No.

Given that I represent Laura,
that's a conflict of interest.

You know what?
Stay here.

And I'm gonna
get you a lawyer.

Grayson.

There is a young woman
in my office

who needs
immediate representation.
Can you help her?

Yeah, of course. Thank you.

Where are you going?

Teri gets out of jail
in half an hour,
and I'm gonna go pick her up.

And then I have to fire her.

♪ I know a boy named Noah

Come on. Stop crying.

Oh! Look!

Ooh, look!
Mommy's milk.

Do you...

You've got to be kidding!

Hey.

Uh, Jane's not here,
and I'm really busy.

No, no.
I wanted to see you.

There's something
I want to tell you.
Okay, just come in.

Uh, can I use your arm
for a second?

Does that feel like
body temperature?

Did you just squirt me
with Kim's breast milk?

Maybe. Oh!

Look, he won't stop crying!

And I have tried
all of Kim's tricks,

and I even put on
the Kenny G. album.

That always puts me off. Relax. Relax.

I got this.

Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.

I know the floor could
be cleaner, but really?

No, the vacuum acts
as white noise to the baby.

My mom had one on the
first five years of my life.

Dog was miserable,
but I was happy.

There we go.

You're my hero.

I'm free.

I didn't think
you'd be so happy.

Yesterday, you made jail
look like a party.

A party involves
shirtless men
and margaritas.

I did make some friends,

and I definitely honed
my guitar skills,
but this was jail, Jane.

God, you poor thing.

I never fully appreciated
the office's open floor plan
until last week.

I can't wait
to get back to work.

Oh, right. Yeah.
But you know what?

You've been through
such a traumatic experience,

I think you should just
take the day off tomorrow.

In fact, I am going to
send you to the
Four Seasons spa, on me.

I'm totally gonna see
naked celebrities.

You are the best boss ever.

Hey, thanks for helping out
with Noah last night.

Oh, no. No.
It's nothing.

And don't underestimate Stacy.
She did all the work.

Sure she did.

Now, let's talk
about your case.

You want to help me figure out
how to get Ellie out of jail?

Nope, I'm far more interested
in suing the hospital
on her behalf.

After all, they told
a perfectly healthy woman
she was gonna die.

Under Gregory V.
Tenet health care,

we have precedent
for a major suit.

Kim...

You may have helped me
get Ellie out of jail.

I was talking about
the hospital.
How does that help with jail?

In the words
of Leonardo da Vinci,

"Everything connects
to everything else."

In the words of Kim Kaswell,

just make sure we get
a bigass contingency fee.

All right.

Councilman Andrews,
I'd like you to meet
the in-house council

for St. Mary's hospital.

I don't understand
why you called me here.

Of course.
Uh, let me explain.

You're here for a three-way. Excuse me?

Not what you're thinking.

My client has just filed
a major claim

against St. Mary's
for gross negligence.

Now, if Ellie takes
this to a jury,

your client could be facing
millions in damages.

But I'm a reasonable man.

I'd like to come up with
an alternate solution.

I'm all for that.

Now, Mr. Andrews,
you have alerted the D.A.

that you'd like
to press charges
against Ellie

for locking you
in a wine cellar?

Damn right
I'm pressing charges.

Ellie says she is very sorry

and she hopes you enjoyed the
2008 Caymus reserved cabernet
that she left open for you.

I still don't understand
why we're both here.

My client is willing to drop
the suit against the hospital

if the hospital is willing
to pay for the relocation

of the beach access
point near your home...

Something I know you
want very badly.

What will that cost
the hospital?$400,000.

That's a bargain,
given the circumstances.

My client can do that.

Assuming Mr. Andrews
instructs the D.A. to drop
the case against Ellie.

Dude, she kidnapped me.

As a politician,
isn't it better to appear
forgiving than vindictive?

Plus, you'll up your property
value in the process.

Ellie would have to
resign immediately.

But the City Hall lease
to the Oxnard school district
remains intact.

We have a deal. Fantastic.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Have a good day.

I've carefully considered
this decision,
and I want to be emancipated.

Your honor,
we're asking this court

to issue
a declaration
of emancipation

under section 7002c
of the California family code.

On behalf of Becky's parents,
we oppose the emancipation.

We contend that Becky
is being manipulated
by her counsel,

employed by the same firm
representing Laura Dwyer.

I'm not counsel
to the Dwyer family,

as my firm has erected
a Chinese wall.

I have no problem with that.
The witness is yours.

Becky, are you
fully employed?

No, I'm a junior
in high school.

Under the law,
an emancipated minor

must be able to
support herself.

I've spoken to Mrs. Dwyer.
She's agreed to support
Becky until she's of age.

In other words, she's paying
for your client's bone marrow,
which is illegal.

Hold on.
That's not it.

And if your client
won't support her
own daughter,

my client's mother
is happy to step in.

Enough.

Mr. Kent, the law
is not on your side here.

Despite your client's
good intentions,

I'm denying your motion.

Teri, you've been
the greatest assistant,

and more than that, you're
one of my dearest friends.

But I'm afraid...

Teri, this just
isn't working.

It's ju...
It's not you, it's me.

Miss Bingum.
Where the hell
is my daughter?

What?
What are you
talking about?

After court,
I dropped Becky off at school.

Only the school called
to tell me she never
showed up.

I swear,
I don't know where she is.

You expect me
to believe you?

I tell you
to stay away from her,

and then you get
another lawyer to convince her
to emancipate from me?

She came here on her own.

Ms. Dwyer just texted me.
Becky's at the hospital.

No, the judge prohibited her
from going through
with the procedure.

I know.
I suggest you
head over there.

Becky.

Mom. You're coming home
with me now.

I want to get to know Laura,
and you can't stop me.

Ms. Hollis... I understand

you won't let your daughter
donate her bone marrow.

And I'm not mad. Honest.

But...

Can she stay with me
for a little while longer?

I assumed
you knew Becky
was here.

Otherwise, I would've
had her call you.

I'm sorry. No, it's... It's fine.

There's no reason
to apologize.

Becky, honey,
stay here as long
as you want.

Are you okay?

They're sisters.

Yeah.

They even look alike.

They do.

Becky.
Sweetheart.

Can I talk to you
in the hall?

I'll be right back.

Thank you, mom!

Thank you, mom!

I can do it.

We can do it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you
for saving my daughter.

Thank you.

It's a good deal...

Except for the part about
you stepping down as mayor.

Andrews, he wouldn't budge.

Owen, I'm not dying,
and you kept the
City Hall lease intact.

Life is good.

There's something
else, Ellie.

Okay.

Turns out the head of the DNC
was impressed with
your actions.

He thinks you'd be
the perfect candidate
for the open seat in congress.

Owen, that's my dream.

Well, put on
your dancing shoes, Ellie,

'cause you're about to waltz
on the national stage.

Teri.

Hi. I thought
I gave you the day off.

You did, but the sauna
at the spa was so small,

I was having
prison flashbacks.

You know what?
Maybe you should
take a few more days off.

Just till you feel
more like a civilian.

I've seen
"Orange is the new black,"

and there is a huge adjustment
period after leaving
the clink.

Jane, the thing is... Has Kim seen you yet?

No, not yet. Why?Oh, not important.

Now can I please
take you out for coffee
so we can catch up properly?

Jane,
I'm not coming
back to work.

Just not yet.What? Why?

I really loved
performing in prison,
and one of the guards

this hot piece of booty named
Vinny, put my show online.

And today, I got a call
from Three State Pens
wanting to book me.

There's even
a maximum security
in Texarkana

where the Aryan sisterhood
made a soap sculpture
of my bosom.

I really think I need
to follow my passion.

Well, I'm...
I'm so happy for you.

I'll miss you terribly, but...

I just need one month off.
Is that okay?

Yes. Absolutely.
One month.

Oh, thank you.

I'm gonna dedicate
the first song
of every set to you.

Okay.

And I can stay for the rest
of the day if you need me to.

No, no, no, no, no,
no. It's okay.
You go follow your passion.

I'll be here
when you get back.

Kim.

I just told Teri that
she is taking a leave
of absence for two weeks.

I know you wanted me
to fire her, but I'm
a partner here,

and I think that two weeks
is a fair compromise.
I will not budge.

Two weeks
is hardly a timeout.

One month,
or I'll terminate
her entirely.

Under protest,
I accept these terms.

Fine.

Owen. Hey.

Why are we meeting at a bar?
You know I can't drink.

No. The drink is for me.

Um, there's something
that I wanted to tell you
when I came over yesterday.

If you're gonna tell me
that you're balding,
I can't get anywhere near you.

Propecia is not good
for the babies.

What?

My hair is like
a beaver pelt.Mmm.

Owen, you're
making me nervous.
What's going on?

Okay, look.

I understand that if we date,
life could get complicated.

I get it.
But...life is short,
you know?

And while I respect
your wishes and the
reasons behind them...

I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna
have to fight you.

You're going to fight me?

I want to be with you.

And I swear on my life
I will never do anything
to hurt our children or you.

And... And if you don't
feel the same way,

you just say so, but...

Owen. Yeah?

You had me
at vacuum cleaner.

Any word on Laura?

Yeah, I just got off
the phone with her mother.

The procedure is done,
both girls are in recovery.

Thank you so much
for your help with this.

Cases like these
are why I became a lawyer.

We saved that girl's life.

Yeah, we did.

I'm not quite sure
why Jane became a lawyer.

But I'm so glad she did.

Yeah.

Well, it's been a long day.
I should get home.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, have a good night.

Just, uh, one more thing. What's that?

I love you, too.

♪ I will leave this better
than I found it

♪ There's too much smoke
to see it

♪ There's too much
broke to feel this

♪ I love you, I love you