All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S04E05 - Happily Ever After (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring
model there?

That was me, Deb.
Until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was a bit
of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Luke.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason...

Whoo!

...and, well,
I sure hope I was right.

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la, la ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

I've got the check.

Oh, let me
get it this time.I've got it.

Let me get it
this time!I've got...

I don't want you to think
I take you for granted.

I am 50 frequent-flyer
points away

from a weekend
at the Ojai Valley Spa,
which means...

Hot stone massage
and cactus oil.

Thank you so much
for breakfast.

You're very welcome.

Now, between that kiss
and this ice tea,

I better
reapply my lip gloss.

Owen, look.

What?

There are two bodyguards
by the restroom.

In L.A., that can
only mean one thing.

There is a celebrity
going potty.

Well, if it's Paris Hilton,
she's probably

calling the paparazzi
and begging them
to get here.

Oh, my God.
You do listen to me.Are you kidding?

Because of you,
I know the difference
between Idol,

The Voice,
and The X Factor...

Kind of.

I'll be right back.Okay.

Excuse me.

Are you okay?

Um...

Whoever you are...
Can I... Can I get
you something?

Are those guards
still outside?

Uh, yes. Yeah.

They're your bodyguards,
right?

They don't work for me.

They work
for the Prince.

What Prince?

You should leave.

No. I'm not leaving
until I know you're okay.

I'm Jane Bingum.

You know,
I'm a very good listener.

What's your name?

Leela Penjore.

Leela? Hi.

I'm here on a goodwill tour
with the Prince of Bhutan.

Wow.

Tomorrow we are
to return home,
and we are to marry.

Oh, so you're gonna be
a princess?

Yes, but the Prince
already has two wives.

Oh.

I don't
want to marry him,
Ms. Bingum.

And those guards,
they're here because
they know.

They know I'd run away
if I could.

Well...

Well, Leela,
you are in luck.

I'm a lawyer.

And my boyfriend,
who is right outside,
is a judge.

I am texting him
right now.

If you don't want
to marry this Prince,

then we will help you.

Half-caf soy latte.

Thank you.

How'd you know
I was here?

I bribed Teri with
a chocolate-raspberry scone.

So,
are you avoiding me?

Depends.
You still mad at me?

I know I made
a pretty bad call
on my last case.

Oh, lucky for you,
I'm too busy being dad.

Right. How's Eric?

I was not prepared
for so many questions.

Mmm?

"Why do bats
hang upside down?"Mmm.

"Do people with bigger heads
have bigger brains?"

Do they?No.

Oh, and my favorite.
"If olive oil comes
from olives,

"where does baby oil
come from?"

I'm pretty sure
that last one was a joke.

Yeah, I wasn't sure,
so I just gave him
a cookie.

Who is L.A.U.S.D.?

Los Angeles Unified
School District?

Eric's school.

Jay Parker.

Really? Now?

Uh, okay. Thanks.

Eric needs to be
picked up at school.

Apparently, there's been
some sort of incident.

Really?Yeah.

Well, let's go.

Excuse me.
Ma'am? Ma'am?

Any comment on
the accusations against
your child's teacher?

Please step off
school property.

I'm gonna be giving
a press conference
on this later today.

Principal Bennett,
I'm Eric Shayne's father,
Jay Parker.

What's going on?

I assure you, Mr. Hillman
was placed on leave

just as soon as his misconduct
was brought to my attention.

What misconduct?

You need to
pick up your son
in the auditorium.

It's just
around the corner.

They're saying
that Mr. Hillman...

That he acted
in an adult movie.

Did she just say...Porn, Kim.

She said my son's teacher
is working in porn.

I'm sorry, sir.
You cannot come in here.
It's a ladies' room.

For the last time,
step away from
the door now.

No.OWEN: Gentlemen.
Gentlemen...

I'm Judge French
of the L.A. Superior Court.

I'm issuing
an emergency writ
barring you

from taking the woman
in that bathroom
into your custody.

The police
are on their way.

We are on
a diplomatic mission.
We have immunity.

Yeah, that really only works
with parking tickets, okay?

Now, either you leave,
or I'll issue a warrant
for your arrest.

On what grounds?Let's start
with kidnapping.

If you refuse to
return Leela Penjore
to our custody,

you will be causing
a major international
incident.

I've done worse.

You were fantastic.

I totally agree.

Leela,
the guards are gone.

I made two calls.

Thank you.
Thank you so very much.

We're gonna file
an application

for asylum
on your behalf.

The Prince will fight you.
And he won't give up easily.

Oh, yeah?
Well, neither will I.

Hey.

So, I have been
interviewing Leela

for her asylum
application.

Turns out the Prince
is only marrying her
to produce a male heir.

The whole thing
is so sad.

Yeah,
I did a little research.

Leela accepted
the Prince's proposal.

It's not
a forced marriage.

That depends
on your definition
of "forced."

Leela was
a government accountant,

and, on a Monday,
the Prince toured
her office.

On Tuesday,
he asked her to dinner.

The next morning,
the news reported that
they were engaged.

Then,
after the news broke,
he proposed.

So she was
backed into it.

Her family was honored
with gifts,

and everything
in her apartment
was relocated

to the royal palace
before he actually proposed.

Poor girl.Yeah.

Where is she now?Mmm, at the pakery.

Stacy said
she could hang out there.

All right.
You know what?

For now,
just keep her
out of sight.

Let me
ask you something.

Do you think
I have a chance arguing

that her upcoming marriage
is a human-rights violation?

If you ask me,
all marriages are
a violation of human rights.

Okay.
Wait, what?

I mean,
it's an archaic tradition.

"Till death do us part"?
Get real.

But I do think
it's your best shot
for asylum.

You just... You got to hope
for a sympathetic judge.

Yeah.

Um... Thank you
for your honesty.

So...
Every media outlet

is doing a "sexpose"
on Eric's teacher.

Apparently,
he and his wife
made videos

that could be downloaded
on a website for $1.99.

Sounds like a bargain.

Yeah, well,
here's the thing.

It feels like
a bit of a witch hunt.

I mean, they stopped
making those videos

two years before
he ever started teaching.

Dad, what's porn?

What?

I just heard on TV
that's why Mr. Hillman
got fired.

Can I use your computer
to Google the word "porn"?

Mmm...
Um, you know...

This would be
a teachable moment?

Yes.

Sit down, buddy.

Um...

Porn is when two grownups
make a movie

just for adults.

Oh, like Bridesmaids.

Mom wouldn't let me
watch that.

Yeah. Like that.

But you can help him
get his job back.

I mean, you're a lawyer.
You help people, right?

You know what, Eric?

Your dad and I
are gonna go talk
to Mr. Hillman,

and we're gonna see
what we can do.

Yes!

Mmm.

So, this delicious
dessert item,

it's half pie,
half cake?

Mmm-hmm. That's right.

It's called a pake,
and I invented it.

In my country,
there is nothing like it.

But, then again,
we just got
orange Fanta, so...

Hey, Leela, I wanted
to ask you something.

This morning at the cafe,
there was a guy,
very handsome,

possibly
from your country...

Um... His name is Hari.

Is he your lover?

Stace.

It's... It's okay.

Um, we grew up together,
and he was my first crush.

He moved to the States
five years ago
to study journalism.

He heard about my trip
to America

and asked to meet me
at the cafe.

And when you saw him?

My heart raced.

I never got that feeling
from the Prince.

Seeing Hari
made me realize

I cannot marry a man
I don't love.

Even if he is the Prince.

On behalf
of the State Department,

we demand to speak
with the attorney of record
for Leela Penjore.

Hmm. Teri,
where's your boss?

Maybe last call at Neiman's.
Who can resist 90% off?

I can issue a warrant
for your arrest.

In that case,
she's right over there.

Ms. Bingum?Yes.

Where's Leela Penjore?

Maybe last call at Neiman's?
Who can resist 90% off?

Your lack of cooperation
may have global
ramifications.

Oh, wow. Well,
someone's being
a drama queen.

Who is this guy?

Oh.

Apparently Bhutan is
beginning to harvest
hydro-electric power,

and they have
the choice to sell it
to either India or China.

We need the Bhutanese
to choose our friends
in India.

We've been
pressuring them to do so.

Your stunt puts that
in jeopardy.

Well, I trust
our elected officials

can handle this matter

without forcing
a 20-year-old woman
into a loveless marriage.

Well, the State Department
has just pulled Leela's visa.

What?Now she's
here illegally

and subject
to immediate deportation.

Well, I can arrange
an emergency hearing
to stay that deportation.

Thank you, Mr. Kent.

Look, I'm not a jerk.

I admire your commitment
to this young woman.

But this is a fight
you cannot win.

I appreciate
the sentiment.

But for the sake
of this woman,

and women everywhere,
this is a fight
we cannot lose.

Where's Leela?

Jane wanted me
to pick her up
for court.

Ah. She's in the back,
taking a nap.

Escaping from
an evil prince
is exhausting.

Ooh, customers!

Welcome to the pakery.
What can I get you?

Is this where
Darren Criss hangs out?
We heard it on TMZ.

No. That's
Carrie's Cupcakes.

Thanks.
Told you!

I can't believe it.

That's like
the fifth time today!

Stacy, never let
anyone out of here

without dropping
a bunch of cash.

They didn't
want my pakes.

Please.
My parents owned
a dry cleaner.

People would come in
for directions and
leave with no pants.

Hmm,
if only there was a way

I could
force a celebrity
to eat my pake.

Hmm. Watch and learn.

Tweeting.

"O-M-G!

"Taylor Lautner
spotted munching out at
the pakery on La Brea."

No, no, no."Hashtag pakelover."

There. See?

A celebrity just
ate your pake.

You can't. You...
You have to untweet that.

I... I run my business
with integrity.

"Integrity."
That's like another word
for "bankruptcy."

Just say,
"Thank you, Teri,"
and go get me Leela.

Thank you, Teri.

Eric, my colleague's son,
speaks very highly of you.

Oh, yeah, he's a great kid.
He's extremely logical.

His math skills,
two years ahead
of his grade.

Just like his dad.

We know it was a mistake
to make those movies,

but at the time
we really didn't have
much of a choice.

We were both
out of work.

My mother was ill.

We couldn't afford rent
and her medical bills.

So you turned
to each other
and thought,

"Why not
give porn a shot?"

A buddy of mine told me
about a website

that paid couples
to send in sex tapes.

Look, we're not proud
of what we did,

but it helped us
get back on our feet.

So, how did the school
find out?

Elliot Shifley's
a news producer.

His daughter's
in my class.

When I didn't
cast her as Lucy

in You're a Good Man,
Charlie Brown,

the guy came after me,
said I would regret it.

So, you think he exposed
your past to get even?

I don't know. I don't care.
I just want my job back.

I'm appealing
the termination,
but it could take

more than a year
for the board
to render a decision.

Well, the L.A.U.S.D.
is like any big
bureaucracy.

You can't speed them up.
You can't steamroll them.

But you can go around them.
Forget the hearing.

What if we file
a temporary
restraining order

prohibiting the principal
from suspending him?

That would be great.

Yeah. Well, uh,
we'll walk you out.

Your Honor, deportation
would force my client

into a polygamous marriage,
violating her human rights.

So, we urge you
to grant asylum.

The U.N. doesn't even
recognize polygamy

as a human-rights
violation.

If you are going to argue
human-rights violation,

then under the Universal
Declaration of Human Rights,

it better be on the list.

And that list is limited
to torture,

religious persecution,
rape, human trafficking.

While not on the list,

forced marriage
is consistent with
the reg's intent.

In fact,
Amnesty International

will be submitting
an amicus brief
which says just that.

And when would I be able to
read that brief, Counselor?

24 hours, Your Honor.

You've bought yourself
another day.

When did you get in touch
with Amnesty International?

I'm e-mailing them
right now.

What?Hari!

How did it go?Well, it isn't over.
It was so scary.

Leela Penjore?

Federal Marshal.
You're under arrest.

Turn around and place
your hands behind your back.HARI: No, no.

Sir, step aside.
Step...

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Federal Marshal.Jane?

I am
Ms. Penjore's lawyer,

and I demand to know
what the hell...

The Bhutanese government
has lodged a criminal
arrest warrant

directly with
the Secretary of State.

On what charges?Sedition.

What?
That's ridiculous.

She's being sent back
to Bhutan for trial.LEELA: Jane!

Uh, Grayson,
you go with Leela.

I'll file
an emergency appeal

and get this before
a federal magistrate.

It won't
do you any good.

In your country,
just like ours,

sedition is defined as
"undermining authority
by word, deed, or act."

Once I get back to Bhutan,
I will never get
a fair trial.

Well, Jane is
trying to intercept
the federal warrant.

You don't
sound optimistic.

If anyone can do it,
it's her.

You like Jane.

Of course.
Everyone likes Jane.

No, not the same way
you do.

There's a connection there.
Romantically.

I... I'm sorry.
It's none of my business.

She has a boyfriend,
so...

Oh.

In my country,
there's an expression.

"Great love
and great achievements

"involve great risk."

You're arguing
"irreparable harm."

Explain that to me.

While Mr. Hillman
is on leave,

his students
have been absorbed
into other classrooms,

increasing
the average class size.

There is
a proven correlation

between larger classes
and lower test scores.

If you grant a trial,

you open the floodgates
to nationwide litigation.

Agreed.

Unless you have
a constitutional argument,
I can't help you.

Fine, uh, then we argue
that L.A.U.S.D.'s
admin process

violates our client's rights
to due process.

Nice try, but, no.

Your Honor,
last year,

Veterans for Common Sense
v. Shineski

held that delay
in processing
veterans' claims

violates their
due process rights.

That case was about veterans
seeking health benefits,

not a teacher accused
of wrongdoing.

Agreed.

Well,
the principle is the same.

And if Your Honor disagrees,
then we will appeal.

Threatening the judge.

Bold move.

Okay.

How about we expedite
a trial, Ms. Kaswell?

That would be great.

See you this afternoon.

Sorry. Taylor Lautner
left an hour ago.

With a red velvet pake
he calls "The Werewolf Pake."

Oh. I will have
a Werewolf Pake then.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, I guess
my work here is done.

No. No, no, no.
I was thinking maybe
you could tweet again.

I mean, did I see Jon Hamm
earlier today?

Um, I think you can
take it from here.

But you're so good
with 140 characters or less.

Come on.

Well, if you want my help,
I'm gonna need
something from you.

A makeover.
No problem.

We'll start with your hair,
and we'll work our way down.

No, I don't need
a makeover.
I want a title.

Like "Your Ladyship"?

No, like, um,
"President of Marketing."

I've always been an assistant
with aspirations of grandeur.

What will it cost me?

Nothing.

I know you're maxed out
right now,

so how about you just give me
complete creative control

over all marketing.

And when I book you
on Ellen,

I get to go on the show
with you.

Not without
that makeover.

Deal.

Your Honor,
Leela is being
improperly extradited.

Her alleged sedition
was committed
in the United States.

Under the uniform rule
of international law,

criminal cases
are not transient.

Jurisdiction lays
with Bhutan,

and Bhutanese trials
must be conducted
on Bhutanese soil.

International law
also provides
a change in venue

in case of unfair burden.

For that reason,
I request that the trial

be moved to the piece
of Bhutanese soil

that exists
at 4282 Wilshire Boulevard.

Ms. Bingum, Bhutanese soil
in the middle
of Beverly Hills?

The Bhutanese Consulate.

Your Honor, we all know
that this case
is not about sedition.

It is about a bratty Prince
who wants his way.

Please, please,
give Leela
a fighting chance.

And you realize
Bhutanese law
would apply here?

I understand.

Then, I order the trial
to commence

in Bhutan, Beverly Hills.

Mr. Hillman,
if you could read
the note.

"Dear Greg, thank you
for a wonderful year.

"You are
an outstanding addition
to West Oak Elementary."

Who wrote that letter?

The principal.

Uh, I also have a stack
of thank-you notes and letters

from grateful parents

that I'd like
to introduce
into evidence.

Objection.

No one's questioning
his skills as a teacher.

Agreed.
The jury will disregard.

Anything else?

Uh, not at this time.

Mr. Hillman, I would like
to play a short clip

from a home movie.

And I need to warn the jury,
the content is quite racy.

Objection!

I need Mr. Hillman
to authenticate

he is the adult film actor
in the movie.

We've already stipulated
to the facts.

To show the movie
would serve
no other purpose

than to
prejudice the jury.

You know what?
She's right.

So, in order
to save Mr. Hillman
any further prejudice,

I'm withdrawing my request
to play the dirty movie.

Instead,
I'll simply ask the jury

to close their eyes
and use your imaginations.

What's up?

Hey. Oh, I'm trying
to master the Bhutanese
legal system.

Don't take this wrong,

but I don't think
you can win this.

Because the State Department
is against me?

Well, don't worry
because I've handled worse.

You're at a disadvantage
because you're not Bhutanese.

Forget the law.

You know, you don't
know their customs.

Like, for example,
did you know
if you point your feet

at someone
it's considered an insult?

I did not know that.

But I will be careful
where I put my toes.

And say you actually win.

Do you know
who hears the appeal?

The King.
Prince's daddy.

Do you want me
to give up?

I'm just saying...

I'm just saying,
as much as I love you,

I just don't accept
your point of view on this.

Like I do not accept
your point of view
on marriage.

What?

You called it
an archaic institution.

My parents had
an awful marriage.

And I used to think
it was just them,

but most of
my married friends
are divorced,

and the others
seem miserable.

Well, I mean, I've never
liked your friends.

I just think marriage
is a deeply flawed institution

that's designed to fail.

See, I think
marriage is

the deepest commitment
two people can make.

A couple can make
that commitment

without having
a government contract.

But without that contract,

it is too easy to walk away
when there are problems.

So, a couple
should stay together

because a piece of paper
tells them to?

You don't stay together
because of a piece of paper.

You stay together
because you made
a commitment.

And when things
get hard, Owen,

yeah, it is that
piece of paper
that reminds you

of why you got together
in the first place, you know?

It's... It is.

It's that
"happily ever after"
that everybody wants.

How can't you see that?

Jane, let me
ask you something.

When you were
a little girl,

did you dream
about being a princess?

Yes. A lot of
little girls do.

You wanted
a fairy godmother

and a carriage
with white horses?

Yeah,
the whole shebang.

Ask Leela what she thinks
about marrying a Prince.

See, there's fantasy
and then there's reality.

Leela's being forced
into marriage.

You know what, Owen?
Don't worry.

'Cause no one's
gonna force you
to marry anybody.

No, no... Whoa.
That's not fair.

I really need to
get back to work.

Okay, so, thank you
for stopping by.

Good night.

Good night.

Good morning.JANE: Hi.

How'd you sleep?

I didn't. B.T.J.

Bacon, tomato, jam?

Bhutanese trial jitters.

Well, their law
is mostly oral tradition,

so, when all else fails,
do what you do best.

What... What's that?

Play to
the magistrate's emotions.

Right.Like all of us,

our client deserves
to get married to
someone she loves,

and that's not the Prince.

Do you really
believe that?

True love and marriage?

Of course I do.
Don't you?

Absolutely.

Whatcha doing?

Ugh.

You startled me.

You're spying on my boss
and you're jumpy.

What gives?

What's going on
with those two?

Jane and Grayson?

She pined after him
for, like, ever.

And soon as she
gets serious with Owen,

he is all over her
like Madonna and Botox.

But men just want
what they can't have.

And, by the way, Luke,
I am totally not available.

That's not gonna happen.

Thank you.

Parker.PARKER: Good morning.

How's Eric?Keeps asking
about his teacher.

I've been thinking.

The judge is clearly biased
against our client.

So, what if we can use
those videos to our advantage?

You know what's
on those videos, right?

No one at that school
even knew those videos existed

until one angry dad
dug them up.

New strategy,

angry dad
subjected the school
to pornography,

not our client.

Judge won't like that.

Judge won't be
in the jury room.

Jury nullification?
Worth a shot.

I'm on it.

President of Marketing.
May I help you?

Teri?

I mean, um,
Kim Kaswell's office.

Where are you?

At my desk.

No, you're not.

That's 'cause
I'm in the copy room.

Well,
what are you copying?

My boobs.

What can I do
for you, Kim?

Go subpoena
the customer records

from the website
that sold Hillman's videos.

No problem.

And then cross-check
those customer records

with the names of the parents
at West Oak Elementary.

You got it.

Miss Penjore,
you may take the stand.

Ms. Bingum,
you may approach
the accused.

Leela, did you publicly
speak ill against
your country?

No. I...
I would never do that.

My country is beautiful.

And did you ever intend
to embarrass the Prince

or the royal family?

Absolutely not.
My allegiance is to them.

Your witness.

You hid from
the Prince's guards
in a public toilet?

Yes, but...

Does that sound
honorable to you?

Uh, objection.

Just for the record,
it was a very clean bathroom

at a top-rated restaurant.

You could practically
eat off the floor.

Not that she did.

Okay.

Please, identify
the man in this photo.

That is Hari Gazmer.

Are you aware that Mr. Gazmer
is a well-known critic

of Bhutanese policy
and author
of seditious papers?

That's not true.
He's a student.

He writes about
Bhutan's ecosystem.

Did you tell the Prince,
your fiance,

about your secret meeting
with Mr. Gazmer?

No,
but it's not like...

No more questions.

A concerned parent
alerted me to the videos.

Principal Bennett, was it
the same concerned parent

whose daughter wasn't cast
as Lucy in Charlie Brown?

6Objection! Relevance?

Your Honor,
but for this vendetta,
we wouldn't be here.

I mean,
an unwatched porn video

is like an erect tree
falling in the forest.

Objection sustained.

Philosophical sophistry
notwithstanding.

Ms. Kaswell,
I suggest you find
another line of questioning.

Uh, one moment, please.

I got the info
you wanted.

Yeah, well, thanks,
but the judge just
shut me down.

Well, what if I said
it wasn't a parent who
first found the video.

Then I would say,
"Thank you, Teri."

Principal Bennett,
on the 10th of February,

four months before
you suspended Mr. Hillman,

did you stream
his porn videos
on your computer?

Uh... I, um...
I watched the videos

because
I had heard a rumor.

Oh, well,
then I'm confused

because if the students
were in immediate danger,

as you alleged,
then why didn't you
fire him immediately?

I mean,
you waited four months.

Objection.Sustained.

Isn't it true
that you only fired him now

because of the pressures
put upon you

by a disgruntled parent?Objection!

Your Honor,
Principal Bennett's
not on trial here.

Agreed. Ms. Kaswell.

Oh, come on, Your Honor!

My line of questioning
goes right to the
heart of this case.

If the children
were not in any danger...

I said, "sustained."

And I say, "B.S."Excuse me?

My co-counsel has been
trying this case

with one hand
tied behind her back
because of your agenda.

This is a jury trial,

and these people
are entitled to hear
a properly argued case.

One more word,
and you're in contempt.

Then we rest our case.

Good.

And we're ready
for our closing argument.

We'll adjourn till then.

What did you just do?

The less that jury hears
from that judge, the better.

You're right.

It's time
they hear from me.

Your Majesty, when did you
propose to Leela Penjore?

November 12th.
I remember it well.

This is the International
Ledger Review
from November 11th

announcing
your engagement.

What is your question?

You sent out a press release
announcing your engagement

prior to popping
the question.

Doesn't that seem strange?

Ms. Bingum,
may I remind you,

if you offend our monarchy,
I can hold you in contempt.

Your Majesty,

what is the purpose
of your trip
to the United States?

To promote
our magnificent country

at a crucial time
in U.S.-Bhutan relations.

And did Leela know
the purpose of the trip?

Of course.
She agreed to it.

Agreeing to participate
in a goodwill tour?

Is that the behavior
of a seditious woman?

Now, we contend that
hiding in a bathroom

may be dishonorable,
but it is not seditious.

That Leela volunteered to
join you on a goodwill tour,

that's... That's proof that
she is a patriotic woman,

the opposite of seditious.

Isn't that true?

I misspoke before.

I'm sorry?

Leela did not
want to come with me.

She did not
want to come to America.

He's lying. He's lying.

Prince Kencho,
I'll ask the question again.

The question
has been asked
and answered.

And this trial
has drawn to a close.

No, but, see, he...Enough.

On the charge
of seditious acts

against the Royal Kingdom
of Bhutan, I find
Leela Penjore guilty.

She is to be taken
into custody and
deported immediately.

Come in.

Judge Sanders,
I really need your help.

They're deporting Leela.
The... The trial was a sham.

I'm sorry to hear it,
but what did you expect?

I expected to be heard,
that justice would prevail,
but...

You were naive.

Your Honor,
you have to do something.

Come in.

Judge.Hey.

What are you doing here?

Helping you save Leela.

And I'll tell you
the same thing
I told Ms. Bingum.

I can't help you.

Don't underestimate
yourself.

Excuse me?

This is the transcript
from Leela's trial.

Please read
the highlighted part
from the Prince.

"Leela did not
want to come with me.

"She did not
want to come to America."

Jane, under the Universal
Declaration of Human Rights,

the four recognized
human-rights violations are?

Torture, religious
persecution, rape,
and human trafficking.

Your Honor,
according to the Prince,

Leela did not
want to come to America.

Hence,
if he forced her to come,

by definition,
he is admitting
to human trafficking.

Which means
she's eligible for asylum.

Coercing a woman
to travel first class
for a goodwill tour

is hardly human trafficking.

I don't disagree,

but the Prince's
words on record
do give you a toehold.

Per the Trafficking Victims
Protection Act of 2000,

you can grant Leela
a "T" visa, keeping
her in this country.

Two years ago, Mr. Hillman
had sex with his wife

and filmed it for money.

Why?
Because he was desperate.

Well, now I'm desperate.

See, my son
is in Mr. Hillman's class,

and when I get home
at night, he asks,

"When is my favorite teacher
coming back, Dad?"

I'm desperate
to get Mr. Hillman
back in that classroom.

How desperate?

Well...

Judge for yourself.

Mr. Parker!
This is inappropriate!Your Honor, come on!

Please!Your Honor!

You're right, but will
my indiscretion today

prevent me from representing
a client two years from now?

Of course not. And what if
I took off my shirt, as well?

That is enough, Mr. Parker!
Mr. Parker!Oh, please, Your Honor!

We are, in this country,
facing a crisis in education.Mr. Parker!

All right.
I'm holding you
in contempt.

Bailiff.Oh, imagine my surprise.

Bailiff!This is a jury trial
for a reason.

My client is not proud
of what he did.Order!

I'm not proud to stand here
today in my boxers.Take him out.

But I'm desperate
to save a great teacher.

Bailiff, remove him
from this courtroom!

And I'm desperate
to tell my son

that his favorite teacher
will be back in the classroom!

Ms. Barrett? I'm Mo Harris,
Los Angeles Consumer Affairs.

I'm here to investigate
a complaint.

Okay.
I thought I saw a rat.

But it was just
an old scrunchy
stuck behind the radiator.

How would you know that?

Uh, Carrie
from Carrie's Cupcakes

notified my office
that Channing Tatum

was in New York
when you tweeted
he was here.

Another fake tweet
could bring charges
of false advertising.

It will never,
ever happen again.

Can I...

I would like
to hand in
my resignation.

And I accept it.

O-M-G,
it's Sandra Oh!

That is so offensive,
young lady.

Not all Asians look alike.

Except that
I am Sandra Oh.

And, oh,
do I love Stacy's pakes.

You might want to
tweet that.

Hello?
Anybody home?

We're in here.Dad!

Hey.

Thanks for getting
Mr. Hillman his job back.

What?Oh, uh, while you
were unavailable,

the verdict came in.

He starts school again
tomorrow.

Love you, Dad.

I love you, too, pal.

Now,
go brush your teeth.

So, how was the clink?

Well worth it.

In fact, if you don't mind
getting Eric to bed,

I will get us
a bottle of champagne.

To celebrate.

To celebrate Mr. Hillman?

That's a start.

Jane, how'd it go
with the judge?

She's considering our request,
but we don't have much time.

And Leela's plane
leaves in an hour.

Oh, well, uh, maybe this
isn't the best time
to tell you,

but Owen stopped by.

Okay?

Why the cautious voice
and long face?

He said he really needed
to speak with you.

He was carrying
your tote,

the one that you use
at his place for
an overnight bag.

Oh...God.

Nope, just me, Luke.

Not now, Luke.

I think
Owen's dumping me.

I mean, the bag is the only
thing I keep at his place,

and...

...we had this argument.

Everyone argues.

No,
it was about marriage.

And he said
he didn't believe
in marriage,

and I made it
perfectly clear
that I do.

Well, he's waiting
in the bar downstairs
to speak with you.

All right.

Jane?

Leela!Hi.

Oh, my God!Judge pushed through
the visa just in time.

You saved my life.
I owe you everything.

Oh.

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah. I'm...

I'm just so happy
for you.

I... I can't...

Um... I'm sorry.

Actually,
I need to go do...

There's someone... Do...
I have to talk to someone.

I'm sorry.Of course. Of course.

Okay.

Congratulations.

Where is she going?The bar downstairs.

Why?None of my business.

Come on.
I'll, uh, walk you out.

Grayson,
you need to go to Jane.

What?

She's upset,
and you love her.

I can see it
in your eyes.

Go to her now
and tell her everything.

Leela,
it's more complicated...

It's only complicated
when you're not true
to your feelings.

Go.

Hey.JANE: Hey.

Please.

Thanks.

Thank you.

So, I hear you've
been looking for me.

Yeah. Yeah.
How was your day?

Uh, good.
Uh, Leela got her "T" visa.

Really? Wow.
That's wonderful.Yeah. Yeah.

Thanks.

Grayson.

Luke?Grayson, hey.

Listen, I just got a call
from a potential client.

Um, wants to
have dinner tonight
over in Santa Monica.

How about you and I
head on there, huh?

Actually, there's something
I need to do here.
Did you see Jane?

Where are my manners? Can I
get you something to drink?No.

Pomtini, white wine?

No. Owen, I'm fine,
really.

Whiskey?

Or, as you call it,
"liquid courage."

You know what? You know what?
Forget about the client.

I want to buy you
a drink, man.

I know this place
that makes a mean pisco sour.

Talking about brandy...

Actually,
I really need to...Hey, actually, one sec.

Uh, hello?

Hey, great.

Okay.

Owen, enough.

I know what's coming,
and I get it.

You know,
our values just...
Just aren't the same.

And we want
different things
out of life.

You brought
my tote bag, and...
And I get it.

No.

Owen.No, no.

Oh, God.Owen?

Hang on, please. Here.

Open it.Okay.

Oh.

Jane...

...will you marry me?

I thought you didn't
believe in marriage.

I didn't.

And now you do?

Now I see it
through your eyes.

Great.

Great.
I'll let him know.

Hey, so, good news.

A buddy of mine
wants to do poker night

at his house tonight.

You want to join?I'm sorry, Luke.

I really need to see Jane.
Excuse me.

Hey.Grayson!

Hey. Are you okay?JANE: Hi.

Yeah. Actually
I'm fabulous.

Um...
We just got engaged.

Wow. Congrats. Amazing.OWEN: Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.
That's...big news.

Yeah, it's... It's huge.

I actually just got off
the phone with Stacy,

and we're gonna celebrate
at the pakery.

Would you join us?

Uh, that's okay.

I, uh...
I've got this thing.

Right?Right.

Right.

Sure.

Um...Congratulations.

Thank you.Both of you.

Thank you.

♪ Do you know
where your heart is?

♪ Do you think
you can find it?

♪ Did you trade it
for something somewhere?

♪ Better just to have it

♪ Well, bless my soul

Ooh! Oh, my God!

♪ You're a lonely soul

♪ 'Cause you won't let go

♪ Of anything you hold

Ladies.

If you'll excuse me,
I need to borrow my fiancee.

Oh, his fiancee.

What's going on?

Owen.

For my princess.

Who are you?

Me?Yeah.

Well, I'm your prince.

Okay.

Fine.

I'm just a guy
who'd rather live
in your reality than mine.

Shall we?Yeah.

Come on.

♪ Better than you had it

♪ Better than you had it

♪ I said all I need

♪ Is the air I breathe

♪ And a place
to rest my head ♪