All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S04E04 - Winning Ugly (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring
model there?

That was me, Deb,
until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven, but
there was a bit of a mix-up.

And I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now, I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Luke.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason...

Whoo!

...and, well, I sure hope
I was right.

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la, la ♪

Ohh!Ohh!

My grandma
could have made that shot!

Teri, go easy on him.

This is me going easy.
You suck!

You know, Grayson's usually
much better than this.

I mean, maybe he's working
too many hours

at the office
or something.

Yeah! Yeah!

Ha!

Uh, Teri, we got to go.

I'm so excited about
being onUgly Duckling.

I mean, to be pretty,
I'd do whatever it takes.

Oh, my God.
I'm getting goose bumps.

And I know this
might sound weird,

but I think I'm most excited

about being
in our family photo
next Christmas.

I've avoided them since, well,

for as long
as I could remember.

Dr. Whitlow, you accepted
Renee as a participant

on your reality makeover show,
Ugly Duckling,correct?

Yes, you know that.

But one day
before her cosmetic surgery,

you told her she was
"too ugly to be helped."

Three days later,
Renee committed suicide.

His negligent
and hateful words

caused this vulnerable woman
to take her own life.

It's a tragedy,
but my client is not liable.

However, to avoid
the nuisance of trial,

my client
is willing to settle.

Okay.

Can I talk to you
privately?

We're asking for two million
and you come in with 50,000?

It's insulting!

Maybe you should
run it by Parker,

see how he feels about it.

Trial starts
this afternoon.

So I suggest
that you push your client

to come up with something
more reasonable.

Your firm's creditor
is ensconced in your office,

you don't
validate parking,

and your coffee creamer
is powdered.

Your point?

You don't have
the resources to compete.

Jane. Wow.

That guy is smug
and arrogant and...

And voted top litigator
by California Lawyer.

He was?Two years in a row.

Oh.

What do you need?

Stacy called. She's having
some sort of pakery emergency.

Oh, okay.
I just don't have time.

You're her chief investor
in her pie-meets-cake
business.

What do you want me
to tell her?

Uh, tell her...

...that we are on our way.

Yes.

Yo, LeBron.
Where you been?

Post-game press conference?

Missed you at the game.

Some of us had to work.

Oh.

Oh,
you're in arbitration.

Plaintiff or defendant?

Arbitrator.

Our managing partner
is an arbitrator?

Last year, I dated a woman
who worked in alternative
dispute resolutions.

Excuse me.

Figured I'd impress her
if I volunteered for
the court's arbitration panel.

Excuse me.And now I'm stuck.

Parker.What?

I believe this young man's
talking to you.

Eric.

Hey. What are you
doing here?

I came to see you.

I'll leave you two.

I've... I've been
looking for you.

I mean, you and your mom,
after... After you left.

I...
I was looking everywhere.

Here I am.

Yeah.

Can I call you "Dad" or what?

Um... Of course, yeah.

But your mom...

Wait, sh...
She told you about me?

Where is she?

In Ventura, where we live.

I took two buses
to get here.

Does she know you're here?

No.

Mr. Parker,
your arbitration is ready.

Right.
Um, please call Elisa Shayne,

let her know Eric's here
and he's safe?

You want to wait
with my assistant?

No.

Dad, I came to be with you.

Okay. Come on.

Sorry for the wait.

I...hope you don't mind
if my...son joins us.

Sure.It's fine.

And forgive me.
I'm not completely
up to speed.

Well,
it's pretty straightforward.

Ramona stole my husband.

Trent doesn't
want to be with her.

Uh, she... Your husband
ran off with Ramona?

No, Ramona ran off
with my husband.

Arbitration isn't really
a forum for family matters.

We've both agreed
to arbitration.

Okay, then...

I want him back!
She's a thief.

He doesn't want to
be with you.

You don't make him happy!Oh, please. Stop it.

Okay. Okay. Enough.

I want to hear from Trent.

Here he is.

Wait. What's going on?

Mr. Parker,
that's Trent, my husband.

He died six months ago

and was reincarnated
as that rat.

Cool.

Stacy has worked really hard
to get ready for this opening.

So, no matter what,
be positive.

Got it.

Holy crap!

I mean...I love
what you've done
with the place.

Three painters,
two electricians,
and a handyman

have flaked on me,
overcharged me, or hit on me.

I wonder if Betty Crocker
had it this rough.

Don't we open tomorrow?

Yes!

And I don't even have
my health permit.

I have called the county
12 times.

Let's just delay
the opening, okay?

I can't. Mmm-mmm.

The press release
has gone wide,

and I have nonrefundable ads
in two newspapers.

I am screwed!

You know what?
You need someone

with great
organizational skills
and a can-do attitude.

Thank you.

Ohh, not me, though.

I'm sorry.
I'm on this case.

But I do know someone
who will be free
later this afternoon.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

On one condition.

I provide the entertainment
at your opening.

Entertainment?

Yeah.
Guitar. Me. Singing.

Are you any good?

Are you in a position
to care?

You're booked!

Sweetie, do not worry.

This place just needs
a little sprucing up.

We'll catch you later.Okay.

I've put $20,000
into this mess,
so work your magic.

You're not allergic to bagels
or juice, are you?

I'm definitely not allergic
to donuts.

Nice try.

I'll be right back.

Bingum, I heard
you got an offer
in the Ugly Ducklingcase.

Did you forget
to run that by me?

Sure,
let's go with that.

Come on, Parker.

You would have strong-armed
my client.

This case
is a contingency.

Their offer represents
16 grand for the firm.

That's a month's rent.

Dr. Whitlow's TV show

perpetuates society's
impossible-to-achieve
standard of beauty.

Well, I happen to be a fan
of that standard.

Renee Maynard is dead
because of this show.

That matters, Parker.

Yes, it does.
And so does our rent.

But don't worry.
I'm watching every penny.Good.

Your jury consultant
is here.

Jury consultant?I...

Jury consultants
cost thousands of dollars!

How is that
watching pennies?

Parker, I swear,
I did not hire
a jury consultant.

That's right. I did.
This is Abby Halstead,
best in the business.

How do you do?What's going on here?

Just protecting
my investment
in the firm.

Opposing counsel's hired
consultants, accountants,
investigators, and experts.

Abby helps level
the playing field.

All due respect,
we've won many trials
without jury consultants.

As many as Dillingham?

Mr. Parker,
if you were a juror,

you would be biased
in favor of the defendant.

You would respond
to bar graphs,

charts and slickly-produced
expert testimony.

You would not respond
to artists, grandstanding,
or big hair.

Wow. I mean,
she really did nail you.

And you would be biased
for the underdog.

You follow your emotions,
and you don't respond

to actuarial tables
or philandering husbands.

Okay, you know what?
You're gonna need
a hell of a lot more

than a jury consultant
to beat Dillingham.

And you definitely
don't respond

to male authority figures
who get in your way.

He doesn't get in my way.

Let's get to work.

I'm a plastic surgeon

as well as the producer
of Ugly Duckling.

What makes
for a good contestant?

Someone with aspirations
and a proactive attitude.

Is it fair to say that
you look for people who need
a complete makeover?

Nose job, chin implants,
jaw augmentation, liposuction,

tummy tuck, brow lift,
so on and so forth?

Well, yes,
hence the show's title,
Ugly Duckling.

Right.

In six months,
my team can transform someone
into an entirely new person.

Why did Renee Maynard
want to be on the show?

Objection.
It calls for speculation.

Anything but, Your Honor.

Dr. Whitlow spent two months
interviewing Renee

about her hopes
and her dreams
and aspirations.

In fact,
in preparation for the show,

he spent a week
with her and her husband
at their home in Texas.

You may answer.

Mm-hmm.

She wanted
to be transformed.

And yet, on the night
before her first procedure,

while she was getting prepped
at St. Catherine's Hospital,

you canceled everything

and told her
that she was

"too ugly."

I studied the final
computer modeling and realized
she was beyond help.

Have you rejected people
from your show before?

Yes. Hundreds.

And how many of them
committed suicide?

None.

Nothing further.

Witness is excused.

The jurors
circled in green
are in your camp,

red, defendant's camp,
and white are undecided.

And you know all this
because...

A dozen variables,
including background checks
and body language.

The jurors favoring you
tend to be
in helping professions

and were actively listening
when Jane was up.

And the ones
for the other side?

Aspire
to higher economic status

and displayed attitude
to your questioning...

Chins up, bemused smile,
that sort of thing.

We need nine jurors
for a verdict.

Means we need to convince
all six of the undecideds.

Now let's talk
about Juror 11.

She hasn't made up her mind,
but she doesn't like
your style.

Um, my style?

You carry yourself more like
a runway model than a lawyer.

Somebody's finally
calling you on that.

Okay, what are you
talking about?

The way you whip
your hair back.

I don't whip my hair.

You walk
like you're on a catwalk,

you sweep your arms
like Vanna White,

and you tilt your head
as if you're on
a Voguephoto shoot.

Well, whatever I do,
it's worked in the past.

I'm sure it has.
I'm just suggesting
you tone it down a notch.

It may not be material,

but why do you both
think that this rat
is Trent Yardley?

Well, he was born the day
that Trent died.

And as everyone knows,
rats love peanut butter.

But not this rat.

I take it, as a man,
Trent didn't like
peanut butter?

He said
it tasted like spackle.

Oh, and he also had
a birthmark
the shape of Nantucket.

Still does.

I see. Uh...

You three worked together?

Well, Trent and I
owned a pet store.

Ramona worked for us.

After he died,
I found a flirty e-mail
from Ramona to Trent.

I confronted her,
and she fessed up
to an affair.

No, we were in love.

I fired her.
An hour later,
she ran off with him.

No,
we ran off together!

He was in your pocket!

Which is exactly
where he wanted to be!

We need to take a break.

Do you know I was on the phone
with the police all morning?

I'm sorry, Mom.

Don't "sorry" me.
Do you know
how dangerous that was?

You should always
listen to your Mom, okay?

That said, he told me
he made sure to sit up front
next to the bus driver,

which was a good idea.

You're not helping.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because you said
you wouldn't
let me see my dad.

I said, "Not right now."

We're going home.
Come on.

But I want to become a lawyer
when I grow up.

I thought you wanted to be
a fireman.

I changed my mind.
Can we stay? Please?

How long
is this gonna last?

Not long. Trust me.

All right.

Mr. Maynard, um...

Did Renee have
any particular challenges
growing up?

She was teased
about her looks.

The kids called her
"turtle face."

Objection, hearsay.

State of mind,
Your Honor.

I'll allow it.

As a teenager,
did Renee date?

She never had a boyfriend.

She wasn't asked
to the prom.

And how
did you two meet?

I was working
in a flower shop.

Renee would come by.
We'd chat.

So, you just...
Just fell in love?

Oh.Yes, we got married

and opened
our own flower shop,
Budding Love, in Austin.

And how is business?

We had to file
for Chapter 11.

Renee said
it was her fault.

She believed people didn't
want to buy beautiful things
from an ugly person.

What happened
after Dr. Whitlow told her
that she was too ugly?

She was devastated.

I went to the shop
to bring back her
favorite flower... Poppies.

They have an unappealing bud
but a beautiful bloom.

When I got home...

...she was dead.

I am so sorry.

Was your wife beautiful?

To me, she was the most
beautiful woman in the world.

And yet,
you had an affair?

If you need me
to jog your memory,

I can call Jennifer Miller
as a witness.

Um, Miss Miller wasn't
on opposing counsel's list.

And we don't intend
to call her,

unless
it's as a rebuttal witness.

Answer the question.

It was a mistake.

It was just one night.
Renee never knew.

How can you be sure?

We found out.

No...
She couldn't...

She didn't...

She was vulnerable,
insecure,

and maybe
it was your indiscretion

that ate her alive
until she couldn't
take it anymore.

You don't need
a jury consultant.

You need
a miracle worker.

I know
what you're doing.

I think
it's pretty obvious.

I'm playing
with my new toy.

Hiring a jury consultant?
This isn't about the case.

This is about
me and my style.

Well, either you're right
or you're paranoid.

Who really knows?

Okay. Seriously?

Oh, my God.
Does that helicopter
have a camera?

Yeah, allows me to spy
on people from the comfort
of my own office.

It's pretty cool, right?

Oh, I love SkyMall.

As the arbitrator,
it is my responsibility

to attempt to achieve
a fair and just result.

Good. Then I'd like you
to read these letters.

They prove
that he loved me.

I'll take your letters

and raise you
my marriage license,
you tramp.

I'm sorry.It's okay.

All right.

Uh, Ramona, if you prevail,
what would life be like
for...Trent?

He wouldn't
live in a cage,

and I'd only feed him
organic produce.

And at night,
we would watch Animal Planet.

Shannon?

I'd feed him to a snake.

No! Dad!

And calling another recess.

Wow, nice shot.

Hey, there.

Too bad your game wasn't on
against the judges.

Yep. Too bad.

What was that?

Whoo, oop!

You threw that game.

I knew... Why?

We all have to appear
before those judges.

There's no upside
to winning.

That's true.

So, how's
the Ugly Ducklingcase?

Oh, it's more like
my Jerk Producer case.Okay.

To be honest,
I was surprised you didn't
take that settlement offer.

Trial's a long shot.

Yes.

With your very handsome
and perfect features,

I realize that this case
must seem silly to you.

Excuse me?

You've never had to
struggle with
your appearance, Grayson.

I mean, you walk into a room
and people take notice.

I mean, you could have
any girl you wanted.

Well, not any girl.

What I'm saying is
if someone called you ugly,

you'd just laugh it off.

You know, someone
called my client ugly,
and she killed herself.

Some people
can't imagine what it's like

to look in a mirror
and want to
change everything.

Are you okay?Yeah.

I mean,
did you know this woman?

No, I didn't.
I just...

Um...

I just feel strongly
about this case.

Got to get to court.

Hey. Juror 3,
the undecided
in the red sweater,

he keeps eyeing Kim.

Well, then by all means,
Kim should handle
the examination

and she should make
ample eye contact
with her admirer.

Are you sure
you're okay with that?

Why wouldn't she be?
It's what's best
for the client.

The plaintiff calls
Dr. Colette Willis.

I was Renee's therapist
for the past two years.

And in your
professional opinion,

was Renee suicidal?No.

In fact, I saw her two days
before she left for L.A.
For the surgeries.

She was in good spirits.

Thank you.

Nothing further.

What is Wellbutrin?

It's an anti-depressant.

And Mrs. Maynard was
on this anti-depressant?

Yes, for the past year.

Are depressed people
more likely
to commit suicide?

Yes, but she...

Thank you.

Your Honor, defense moves
for a directed verdict.

What?
Uh, there's no basis.

Approach.

No reasonable jury
can find for the plaintiff.

I disagree.

I'm sorry,
Miss Bingum. There's simply
not enough here.

Now, get me more
before we reconvene,

or I will enter a verdict
in favor of the defendant.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Hi.

Hey.What a nice surprise.

Teri told me
about your setback.

I figured you might be
working on a Hail Mary.

Yes.

So, I got the salmon
for brain power...Mmm.

...green tea for energy...Okay.

...and acai
because it's trendy.

And a boyfriend
who makes
my heart skip a beat.

Sit. Please.

What's wrong?No, nah.

Just, uh, after
this morning's game,

my muscles
are a little stiff.

Oh.

You see me leave
your associate
in the dust?

You were terrific.

I hope
for your firm's sake

Grayson's
a better lawyer than
he is a basketball player.

Well, he's actually
pretty good at both, so...

Well, maybe he was
having an off day.

Yeah. Sure.

Mmm.Okay.

What aren't
you telling me?

Nothing.

I mean,
Grayson was the star guard

on both his high school
and college teams,
but whatever.

They let us win?

No, no.

No, I'm saying...

That, yeah,
they let you win.

Did they really think
we'd penalize them in court

if they brought
their A game?

Oh, God. I should not
have said anything.

You sure know a lot
about Grayson Kent.

Oh, no.

I think I just read it
in his resume or something.

You two ever date?

What?

Did you ever date?

Uh, no.

No. No.

As a judge, I... I rely
on my gut feeling

when determining
someone's truthfulness.

And my gut is telling me
you're not being straight
with me.

I swear, Your Honor,

Jane Bingum has never
dated Grayson Kent.

Come on. Let's eat.

I like the new look.

You're late,
but I'll let it slide.

I have my to-do list
right over here.

Okay.

So, we need to hire
a carpenter...

...a window guy,

an electrician, and we need
to get the health permit.

Yeah,
I just have one question.

Can you borrow
overalls? Yes!

No.
Where will I be singing?

Somewhere over there.

I just need to find
the perfect place.

♪ Do, re, mi, fa, be, oh ♪

Oh!

Oh, yeah! Perfect.
This is it.

Don't mess with it.
See you at the opening.

I'm that girl
with a great personality,

which...really was code
for "too bad she's so ugly".

But I do feel pretty
on the inside.

I guess I just want to feel
the same about my outside.

This show would
give me that chance!

Hey.Hi.

I've been over every single
Dr. Whitlow correspondence.

We do not have
a wrongful death lawsuit.

What are you suggesting?
That we just give up?

You go right on
ahead, Kim.

I'm gonna keep fighting
for this poor girl.

Okay, slow down, sparky.
I did find something.

And it may be enough
to defeat their motion.

Okay. Let's hear it.

Your fourth season
of Ugly Duckling

premieres this fall,
correct?

Yes.

But prior
to this TV season,

Ugly Duckling
was a mid-season show,
airing in January?

That's correct.Had Renee Maynard
been on your show,

her procedures
would have included

eyelid,
gum and cheek surgery,

lip augmentation
and rhinoplasty, correct?

I believe so.

And given
the required recovery time,

these procedures
would have taken
six months to complete?

Yes, about.

But this season,
because of
the fall premiere,

you had only four months
to complete the procedures.

You didn't drop Renee Maynard
because she was too ugly.

You dropped her
because her procedures

would not
have been completed
in time for your airdate.

Isn't that right?

Your Honor,
what does this have to do
with wrongful death?

It doesn't.

We are amending
our complaint to include

breach of implied
covenant of good faith
and fair dealing.

They are
grasping at straws.

Well, Mr. Dillingham,
Counselor has raised
questions of fact.

Your motion is denied.

That was impressive.

Oh, sir, we're not allowed
to speak to our jurors.

Got it.

I just
want to let you know
you're gonna win.

I know it for a fact.

That did not
just happen.

Let's just hope
he's right.

Kim, a juror
spoke to us.

That's grounds
for a mistrial.

Not if we keep
our mouths shut.

I have never wanted
to win so badly,

but under the rules
of professional conduct

we have to report the juror
communication to the judge.

If the judge
declares a mistrial,

who knows what happens
with a new jury.

Since when are you such
a stickler for rules,
anyway?

The point is,
if this gets out...It won't!

Mr. Dillingham.

I have an overly cautious
client who wants
this case to go away.

$250,000.

Get back to me by 5:00.

Yeah, I leave
day after tomorrow...

10:00 a.m.
LAX to Toronto.

Okay,
I'll see you then.

Canada?

Yeah, it's a temp job
as a private caregiver.

You know, I went
looking for you
in Chicago.

Turns out you were nearby
the whole time.

You know,
I'm confused, Jay.

You yell at me,
then you try to
pay me to go away.

Look, I was angry
you never told me
about Eric.

But now I want to be
a part of his life.

$250,000
is a lot of money.

You'll collect a lot more
if we win.

Their offer takes
our floral business
out of bankruptcy.

That's what
Renee would want.

But it doesn't
send a message
to Whitlow.

That man
only understands money.

I mean, I say you hit him
where it counts.

Jane,
feel free to chime in.

Yeah,
what do you think?

Kim is probably right.

Okay, then.

I reject the offer.

Mr. Parker would like
to see you right now.

Uh, Dillingham called me.
We should take their offer.

Ooh. You're literally
seconds too late.

Our client
just rejected it.

Oh, God!
Is that a rat?

It's the subject
of my arbitration.

Two women think this rat
is a reincarnated man.

Why do crazy people
get access to
our judicial system?

Reincarnation exists.

That is a fact.

Of course,
coming back as a rat
probably means

this man is paying
for some terrible karma.

The concepts of karma
and reincarnation

are for the weak-minded
who need something
to hold onto

to justify their meager,
inconsequential lives.

I think
not believing in karma

allows people to do
morally questionable things

without a hint
of a conscience.

If it looks like a rat,
gnaws like a rat,

and squeaks like a rat,
it's a rat.

The point is
both of these women believe

that this rat
is a reincarnated man,

and you
have to honor that.

Uh, actually,
under the law, I don't.

Jane!Hi.

A certain person
who promised you and me

that they would help
with a certain
grand opening

has failed to do anything
but a sound check.

It's no wonder so many
small businesses fail.

Oh. Sweetie,
is that your phone?

Yes, but unlike you,
I don't have an assistant
to answer it.

At any given time
I must choose
which fire to put out.

I am currently putting out
the fire of false promises
and unreliability.

Okay.

Oh! It was
the Health Department.

They have finally
called me back about
my health permit.

Oh. Teri. You said
you would help her.

And I will not
let you down.

Jane, the clerk called.

The judge wants to see us
in his chambers now.

Explain this to me,
Miss Bingum.

Well, as you can see,
I informed the juror

that we were not allowed
to speak to him.

What did Juror Number 3
say to you?

He said...
That we were going to win.

What?

He said we were
going to win.

Your Honor, I move
for an immediate mistrial.

When you brought this
to my attention,

I questioned
Juror Number 3.

Now, he didn't
discuss this case
with any other juror.

He was just trying to
impress Miss Kaswell.

Oh, well,
I was not impressed,
Your Honor.

You weren't very
forthcoming, either.

But Your Honor...I am replacing
Juror Number 3

with alternate
Juror Number 1.

The trial will
go forward.

As for you two, your actions
are grounds for disbarment,

which I will consider
once this trial
has concluded.

Your Honor?Thank you.

No further discussion.

How many of you
feel really attractive

until other
people tell you

that you're not
as good-looking
as you might think?

See, I feel
like a runway model.

But because I don't
necessarily look like
I belong on a catwalk,

I get judged
for acting as if I do.

Now, imagine
if there was someone

who promised
to change your appearance

and then in the last minute,
he just changed his mind.

It'd be terrible.
But it's not
against the law.

Unless he violated
a covenant of good faith
and fair dealing.

Now, ask yourselves,

"Is it good faith
to call Renee
'too ugly to be helped'?"

Was it fair dealing
to represent

she had six months
for a complete makeover

and then drop her
because she actually
needed that time?

This case,
it's not about
hateful words.

It is about violating
an implied contract

between a woman
looking to be beautiful

and a man
looking to make a buck.

As a matter of law,
two parties cannot
stipulate to a falsehood.

For example,
one could not stipulate

that this table
is the state of Hawaii

or that this building
is a cheese sandwich.

As such, I have to
reject the stipulation

that this rat
is Trent Yardley.

The rat is just a rat.No!

Therefore,
the rat is the property
of the pet store.

As Mrs. Yardley
inherited that store,

the rat belongs to her.Yes.

You just sentenced Trent
to death!

Yes, hand it over.

No, no. No, no.
Please.

No, no, no.
Please. Please.

Wait, did you just
refer to the rat as "it"?

So?

Not the pronoun "he"
but "it"?

You don't really believe
the rat is Trent, do you?

But if you
don't believe it,

then why would you
have fought so hard?

Because Ramona believes it.

And I want to
take something from her,

the way she
took something from me.

Okay, listen up.
You both loved him.

That's obvious.

But he didn't treat
either of you

with the love and respect
that you both deserve.

He wasn't there for you.

He lied to you.
He was...

Selfish, arrogant,
and needed to grow up.

At some point
he should have just said,

"I'm sorry"
and tried to be
a better man.

But instead, he was a rat.

Oh.

Uh, under what scenario
do you think

you and electrical wiring
come to a good ending?

Five hours before
my grand opening
and now you show up?

I wouldn't miss
my big night.

Uh, look around, okay?

This place isn't ready,
and I don't have
my health permit.

I would have been here
earlier,

but I was busy
putting my team together.

Guys!

Now, this is Frank.
He's an electrician.

Joe...
He's a carpenter.Hi.

And Cliff,
he's a painter.

Oh, and that's Doc.
He's from
the Health Department.

This is for you.

It's my health permit!

Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!

Teri,
I think I might love you.

I am not doing this
for your love.

I'm doing this
for your venue.

Okay.

Has the jury
reached a verdict?

We have, Your Honor.

What say you?

On the question

of breach of implied
covenant of good faith
and fair dealing,

we find
for the plaintiff.

We order defendant to pay
compensatory damages
of $2 million

and punitive damages
of $4 million.

Congratulations.Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Mr. Parker,
Miss Bingum,
Miss Kaswell.

My chambers, now.

Improper communication?

And you didn't
inform the court?

I assure you
I had no knowledge
of this, Your Honor.

Canon 3-D
of the code
of judicial ethics

requires that I take
appropriate corrective action
whenever a lawyer violates

the rules
of professional conduct.

Corrective action?

Donate your portion
of the jury award

to the bar's nonprofit
ethics foundation,

or I will push
for their disbarment
under rule 5-3-20,

and your firm can't survive
with two disbarred lawyers.

Dad!Hey, kiddo.

Hey.

So...
You're off to Canada?

Yeah.

Um, Eric, why don't
you go say goodbye
to Teri, okay?

I'll talk to Dad
for a second.

So, um, the job
is for two weeks,

and the plan was
for Eric to stay
with my sister,

but, honestly,
he'd really like to
get to know you better.

So if you want,
he can stay with you.

If I want?Yeah.

Thank you. Yes. yes.

I promise I will take
great care of him.

I'll make him
eat his broccoli,

brush his teeth,
in bed at 8:00...

No, in bed by 7:00.

7:00, of course.ERIC: Mom! Look!

Oh, what happened?

Um, both women decided
they could do better.

And Teri gave him to me.

Oh, really? Mmm.

Congrats.

You almost got the firm
out of debt.

Yeah,
I almost got disbarred.

I mean,
Parker won't even
look at me or Kim.

Well, maybe you should have
followed the rules.

I don't like rules.

And I really don't like
you telling me what to do
or how to act.

Jane, despite what
you may think,

this case
was never about you.

At least not you,
as in Deb.

What's this?

Jane's family photo.

Who's not in it?

Jane.

You won't find her
in many photos.

Unlike Deb, who never met
a camera she didn't like

and would have
found this case
to be silly.

I am Deb. And I didn't
find this case silly.

Glad to hear it.

And maybe next time,
you'll find a way

to win the case
and keep the money, Jane.

The firm needs it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jane!

Will you
look at this place!

Thank you.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh, thank you.

Congratulations on winning
your Jerk Producer case.

Thank you.

And I'm sorry
I unloaded on you.

Nah, I'm here for you,
anytime.

Hey. Grayson.

Rumor is
you threw the game.

What? I...

You should know, for judges,
it's never about the outcome.

It's about due process,
which requires
the truth be introduced.

You, Mr. Kent,
subverted due process
on the court of basketball.

I wouldn't go that far.

Let me give you
an opportunity to
right this wrong.

Come on.

Now?Right now.

I challenge you
to a rematch.

The gym's
right down the street.
I got the keys.

In case you don't know,

this is my
"you're about to be
held in contempt" look.

First to 11 wins.

I'm wearing a suit.Me, too.

Making excuses already?

One up.

Welcome,
all my fellow pake-lovers.

My name's Teri Lee,
and as I like
to tell all my dates,

I'll be your
final course tonight.

♪ They say
you can't have it all

♪ That happiness
is hard to find

♪ Are you gonna
eat the cake

♪ Or are you gonna
eat the pie

♪ Your heart gets torn
between the two

♪ But, baby,
that's just a lie

♪ The choice
is so easy to make

♪ Eat pake

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ There's no reason
to wait

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Put 'em both
on the plate

♪ And just watch
the world go by

♪ It's easy as pake

♪ They've had
enough of a break

♪ Come on,
for goodness sake

♪ You can let your heart
be your guide

♪ Yes, pake

♪ The pie fell in love
with the cake

Good game.
Better luck next time.

♪ Who's gonna stand
in the way of destiny

Hey.

♪ True love's recipe ♪

What's going on,
you two?

Nothing, it's just a...
Just a friendly pickup game.

Let's go home.

Okay.

You won the game,
but I think we both know
who's winning here.

Bye.

♪ Da-da-da-dum

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Da-da-da-du-u-u-u-m

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Da-da-da-dum

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Da-da-da-dum,
da-da-da, dum

♪ Oh

♪ Da-da-da,
da-dum, da-dum ♪