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See that aspiring
model there?
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That was me, Deb.
Until the day I died.
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I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,
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but there was a bit
of a mix-up
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and I woke up
in someone else's body.
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So now I'm Jane,
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a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.
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I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,
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and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me
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are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Luke.
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I used to think everything
happened for a reason...
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Whoo!
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...and, well,
I sure hope I was right.
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♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la
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♪ La, la-la, la ♪
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Welcome back to
Miss Perfect 2012
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and our final contestant,
Jane Bingum!
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Hi, I'm Jane
from California.
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I'm a 33-year-old lawyer
with the soul of
a 25-year-old model.
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Freak!MAN 2: Get off the stage!
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Weirdo!
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In my spare time,
I enjoy bickering
with my guardian angel.
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Actually, it's
my second guardian angel.
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It's a long story.
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For fun, I shop on Rodeo Drive
with my best friend, Stacy.
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And I do believe
in world peace.
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Nobody cares!
Get off the stage!
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Phew.
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Morning, Jane.Morning.
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Stacy?Oh, hi.
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Oh, my God!
What a fantastic
new haircut.
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It was Nikki's idea.
She thought
I needed a new do.
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Oh.
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Hi, Jane.Oh, hey, Nikki.
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Um, what are
you two doing here?
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Meeting with Grayson.
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Can I ask why?
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Legal stuff... For our
pie-meets-cake business.
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Right. Your "pakes."
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You know, I can help you
with the legal stuff.
I am a lawyer.
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After you refused
to invest in our business,
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we decided we didn't
need your help.
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But thanks.
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Okay. So, you were able to
find other investors?
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Stacy's fronting half
the start-up costs,
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and I'm
covering the rest.
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Where are you getting
that kind of money?
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It's in my savings.
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All of it.
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Like they say,
you got to go big
to win big,
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even when the people
closest to you are small.
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Stacy, you know
I just wanted to see
a business plan.
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We talked about this.
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Morning, ladies.
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Hi, Jane.
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Hi.
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Shall we get started?
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Morning, boss.Teri. Morning.
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Thank you. Mmm.
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Ew. Something died
in that coffee.
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Oh, no.
It's Dong-A.
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It's a Korean drink
with royal jelly
and guarana.
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You need a little
extra kick today.Why?
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My friend
from the nail salon
is on her way up.
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Oh, right.
That sweet old lady.
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She may be old,
but she ain't sweet.
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Rita Curtis.
Have I got a case for you.
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So, I'm in aisle six,
office supplies,
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when I see this guy...
Shifty, right?
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So I followed him,
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and when he bolted
for the exit
without paying,
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animal instinct took over.
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That guy was trying
to steal a full case
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of printer cartridges,
so I stopped him.
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More like you sacked him
with a hammer drop.
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I take Krav Maga
at the senior center.
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I'm a little confused.
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The company fired you
for stopping a robbery?
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They're claiming
that I violated their
non-confrontation policy.
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Actually, they're just
a bunch of cheap bastards
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trying to deny me
my pension.
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After 20 years of service,
she's just one month shy.
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Hmm.
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So, you gonna
take my case
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or make
a liar out of Teri?
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So, let me
get this straight...
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You want me to represent
your sister in her divorce.
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Correctamundo.
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Owen, your girlfriend
works at this firm.
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Why not just go to her?
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I would feel more comfortable
with you than with Jane.
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Okay.
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Let's get started.
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Bryan and I
met in college.
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We were married
for 10 years...
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Some good,
some not as good.
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Then, last week, bam.
He wants out.
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His timing is suspicious.
He's a computer programmer
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who developed software
that's about to be funded.
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Oh,
so he's dumping you
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right as the money truck
is pulling up.
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Sorry.
Uh, lucky for you,
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California is
a community-property state,
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so you're entitled to half
of everything unless...
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We have a prenup.
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Yeah, it stipulates
Olivia only gets $10,000.
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Unless he cheats.
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And he's cheating
with some trophy bimbo?
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Yes. And I brought her
with me.
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Kim, meet Eve.
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Eve, here.
How can I help you?
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I'm sorry.
I don't follow.
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Eve is
a computer application...
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Bryan's invention
and the object
of his affection.
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She's the latest
in virtual assistance,
top-of-the-line A.I.
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We want you to argue
that her husband is having
an affair with her.
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Uh, Olivia, you know
a person can't cheat
with a computer program.
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Miss Kaswell,
where's your open mind?
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Your out-of-the-box
jurisprudence?
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Aut viam inveniam
aut faciam...
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If we can't find a way,
we'll make one.
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You recall
The Matrixargument,
a no-win case
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until the lawyers
argued that their client
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was living in
an alternate reality?
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And the tactic of
ignorento elenchi
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has been used
by everybody
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from Johnnie Cochran
to Racehorse Haynes.
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And let's not forget
the "Booby Brief,"
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which cleared
a woman for B&E
due to her double D's.
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Jay Parker,
managing partner.
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It will be
this firm's priority
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to get you
your rightful share of
your marital assets.
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Isn't that right, Kim?
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Matrix,Johnnie Cochran...
Boobies.
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We're on it.
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Bingum! You're pursuing
a wrongful termination
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against
OneStop Superstore?
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Yes.
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It's a Fortune 500 company.
They should be a client,
not the enemy.
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Luke.At your service.
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Please tell Miss Bingum
that she can't take a
case against OneStop.
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Are you kidding me?
Old lady needs
her pension, right?
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It's just the kind of suit
that makes Jane feel good.
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And I'm all for
a feel-good Jane.
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I'm managing partner,
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and this case isn't
in the interest of the firm.
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And I'm
the firm's creditor.
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Fine. Take the case.
You know, honestly,
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I figured you'd just want to
work with your boyfriend.
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Owen?Yeah. He's in Kim's office
with his sister.
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He has a sister?
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Your lack of awareness
inspires confidence.
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Hey!
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Why did you just
help me like that?
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I'm your
guardian angel.
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I'm kind of supposed to
help you with stuff like that.
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And?And I want to
see how you work...
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Up close and personal.
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I want to see Jane Bingum
in all her glory.
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And I will be
taking notes.
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Whatever. Excuse me.
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Hey, Owen!Hey.
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This must be your sister.
Hello.
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I'll meet you
at the elevator.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
She's just getting divorced.
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Oh. With Kim's help?Yeah.
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I would have
rather gone to you,
but, you know...
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What do I know?
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Jane.Owen.
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Well, it's just
Olivia kind of...
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Kind of what?
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Jane,
she hates your guts.
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What?
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In the last year,
three of your employees
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violated your
no-confrontation policy
and stopped a robbery.
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My client
was the only one fired.
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Unlike those
other confrontations,
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only your client
got physical with the thief.
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You should say, "Thank you."
She saved store property.
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And not to mention,
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Rita has been
a perfect employee
for almost 20 years.
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This is a sham accusation
to rob her of her pension,
and you know it.
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A perfect employee?
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I'd like to show you
a little video
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that a co-worker put together
for our Christmas party.
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Okay.
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Now, she's supposed
to greet customers
with a smile.
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Mmm-hmm?Instead, well,
take a look for yourself.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Let me save you
from a bad decision.
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That microwave is so slow,
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you could start
a frozen burrito
on Cinco de Mayo,
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it wouldn't be ready
till Feliz Navidad.
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That pizza has more filler
than cheese.
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Might as well eat the box.
At least it has fiber.
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That gum
is like a 20-year-old...
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Starts off great,
but doesn't last very long.
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Miss Bingum,
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we don't pay
customer-service reps
to bad-mouth our products.
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I would still like to speak
to your supervisor.
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I already brought this up
with the head of H.R.,
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and Miss Curtis
will not be back
at OneStop.
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Mr. Turing,
when you wake up
in the morning,
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what's the first thing
you do?
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I go through my schedule
with Eve.
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Eve...
The app you created.That's right.
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And your last conversation
before bed?
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Eve and I go through
my to-do list,
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and then she reads to me
till I fall asleep.
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We're halfway through
The Odyssey.
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And when you need
personal advice or a joke,
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do you also turn to Eve?
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Yeah,
in some cases. Sure.
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Eve more so
than your wife?
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Eve is a problem solver.
She's a better listener.
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She's not gonna hound me
about taking out the trash.
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Eve,
under California law,
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what is the definition
of a marital affair?
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A marital affair
is any physical
or emotional infidelity
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involving feeling
or thought.
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Objection. We all know
you can't have an affair
with a computer app.
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State law does not say
infidelity must be
with a human.
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Your witness.
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The intentions of
the prenup are clear.
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Cheating means
with a person.
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To wit...
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Mr. Turing, have you ever
taken Eve out on a date?
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No.
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Bought her
a pair of shoes?No.
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Engaged in
physical intimacy?
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No.
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How do you respond to
Mr. Parker's accusations?
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Well, that's like saying
Tolstoy had an affair
with War and Peace.
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I'm a workaholic.
I'm not a cheater.
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There's no case here,
Your Honor.
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I agree.
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Your Honor,
if we can have
a bit more time.
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More time for what?
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Supplemental discovery.
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If you have
nothing to hide,
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then you have
nothing to worry about.
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You've got 36 hours
for supplemental discovery.
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After that, we're done.
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How did it go?
Did you get Rita
her job back?
246
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Not even close, Teri.
This better be coffee.
247
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,148
Oh, yeah.
248
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,410
What about
Owen's sister?
249
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,759
Olivia
is from Connecticut.
250
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,239
She went to schools
back east.
251
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,632
You don't travel
in the same circles.
252
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,721
I can't figure out
how she knows you.
253
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:37,158
Jane. You got a sec?Yeah.
254
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,509
Oh. Sure.
What's going on?
255
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,685
What do you know about
Stacy's business partner,
Nikki LePree?
256
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,774
Not much. Why?
257
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,298
I was working
on the pakery
operating agreement.
258
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,691
Mmm-hmm.Found this.
259
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:54,131
Three aliases and a warrant
for Nikki's arrest in Texas.
260
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,350
Oh, my God.
261
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,960
Yeah.
262
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,746
And they're both clients,
but Stacy's a friend, so...
263
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,052
Thank you.
I'll give her a heads-up.
264
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,980
Look, Stacy,
I have something
to tell you about Nikki,
265
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,199
and you're
not gonna like it.
266
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,461
Oh.
267
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,245
Hi, Jane.
268
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,726
Nikki.
Where's Stacy?
269
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,685
She's shopping.
270
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,556
So, what are you
doing here unsupervised?
271
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,689
I'm experimenting
with Angel Food
and Pumpkin Pake.
272
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,386
I'd offer you a slice,
273
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,214
but sounds like you have
something on your mind.
274
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,043
Oh, yeah.
275
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,393
I actually do have
something on my mind...
276
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,309
Nikki...
If that's your real name.
277
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,614
What's that
supposed to mean?
278
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,573
It means
you're a criminal.
279
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:48,751
With aliases and warrants,
and don't get too close to me.
280
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,710
I've got pepper spray
in my purse.
281
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,628
Why do you
hate me so much?
282
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,935
I do not trust you
with Stacy's money.
283
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,938
Jane, my personal life
is none of your business.
284
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,027
If I were you,
I would butt out.
285
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,338
Is that a threat?
286
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,122
You're so smart.
You tell me.
287
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,705
Owen!Hey.
288
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:30,967
Hey.How's your evening?
289
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,403
I am waiting
to tell Stacy
290
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,884
that she's in business
with a con artist.
291
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:38,932
Wow.I'm also working on a case
for Teri's friend...
292
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:42,152
Wrongful termination
that doesn't seem so wrong.
293
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,154
What's up?Uh...
294
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,896
I realize seeing my sister
was a surprise.
295
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,072
Yeah.And I... I just...
I have to say that
296
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:52,336
whatever
you two went through,
it shouldn't affect us.
297
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,773
I love my sister.
I do.
298
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,078
But she can
hold a grudge tighter
299
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,340
than a cleat knot
in a hurricane.
300
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,212
Oh, you know,
to be honest,
301
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,171
I... I don't remember
why we had a falling-out.
302
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,043
Okay. There you go.
It's in the past, right?
303
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,697
Oh, right.
304
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,396
Oh! You know what?
I have a great idea.
305
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,877
Why don't you and Olivia
come over for dinner tomorrow?
306
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,444
Maybe we'll turn that
cleat knot into a big bow.
307
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,055
That's bold thinking.
308
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,360
I like it.Okay.
309
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,753
It's a date.Okay.
310
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,407
There's another reason
that I came by.
311
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,801
Come here.
312
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,070
What do you think
you're doing?
313
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,506
Kissing my boyfriend.
314
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,638
I'm talking
about Nikki.
315
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,032
Okay. I'm gonna
go ahead and go.
316
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,251
See ya.
317
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,819
Stacy...
318
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,518
She told me
about your ambush.
319
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,955
Nikki has a record.
320
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,175
I'm trying to make sure
that you're not getting
into business with a fugitive.
321
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,655
You want to know why
she has the warrant?
322
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:54,659
For a speeding ticket
she got trying to escape
an abusive ex-boyfriend.
323
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,706
Well...That's the reason
for all of her aliases, too.
324
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099
She slept
with the enemy,
325
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,883
and she's been running
ever since.
326
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,581
And now, thanks to you,
she may have to run again.
327
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,454
I... I'm sorry.
328
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,717
Hello?
329
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,067
Hi, Nikki. Mmm-hmm.
330
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,764
Yeah. Hang on.
I want to talk
to you in private.
331
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,906
Hey. Got your message.
What's up?
332
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,821
I'm just trying to think
outside the box.
333
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,431
The three main reasons
to void a prenup
334
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,694
are duress, fraud,
and insanity,
335
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,871
so I need your help
to find a toehold,
336
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,916
even if it's
just a technicality.
337
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,223
Have you ever
been cheated on, Kim?
338
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,616
Show me a woman in her 30s
who hasn't been.
339
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,184
How do you think
you'd feel if he picked
a computer program over you?
340
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,490
Olivia, I get it.
341
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,708
But the court
doesn't recognize...
342
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,754
I loved him so much.
343
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,364
When we were first married,
344
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,976
I would literally ache
when we weren't together.
345
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:53,893
And the way
that he looked at me,
I was his whole world.
346
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,112
And now that's how
he looks at Eve.
347
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,158
I'm sorry.
I really am.
348
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,378
Thank you.
349
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,686
Now, in the hope of leaving
no stone unturned,
can we talk about...
350
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,383
Duress, fraud,
and insanity.
351
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,820
So, did you feel
bullied or ambushed
352
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,692
into signing
your prenup?No.
353
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,563
Intoxicated when signing?No.
354
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,825
Pregnant
or sexually deprived?
355
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,088
God. Why would
that matter?
356
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,046
Well, it could
indicate duress.
357
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,744
Well, when I signed,
I was neither preggers
nor deprived.
358
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,616
My, how things change.
359
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,183
Are you pregnant now?
360
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,880
No, I'm deprived, Kim.
361
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,142
I haven't had sex
in over a year.
362
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,796
Oh, God.
363
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,537
I can't even remember
the last time he touched me.
364
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,408
Between you and me,
I'm going a little bit crazy.
365
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,236
I even learned
how to knit.
366
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:36,283
First a scarf
and then a cozy for my...
367
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,849
Sorry.
Too much information.
368
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,852
No, Olivia.
You just gave me an idea.
369
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,203
And it's definitely
outside the box.
370
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,957
It's me.
371
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,177
And me.
372
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,484
It's 2:00 a.m.
373
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,964
Oh, did we wake you?Yeah.
374
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,271
I have something
to show you.
375
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,621
Oh.
376
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,101
Okay,
what am I looking at?
377
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,364
Employee Of The Year
medallions.
378
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,237
'94, '99, '05, '08.
379
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,066
Congratulations.
Can we talk
about this later?
380
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,068
Rita heard
about your setback.
381
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,331
Jane, you can't
let them fire me.
382
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,507
They have cause, Rita.
383
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:30,641
I have an impeccable record.
Four gold medallions!
384
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:34,080
You had
an impeccable record
for 19 years.
385
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,736
In fact, you were described
as "sweet and soft-spoken,"
386
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,000
until 11 months ago
when you refused to let
387
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,350
a customer buy stretch pants,
which I totally agree with.
388
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,873
The elastic was crap!
389
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:48,746
And since then,
28 other infractions.
390
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,010
I finally started
to speak my mind.
391
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,447
Rita, you need to tell Jane
what's really going on.
392
00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,323
I was in a car accident.
393
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:04,501
My sister, Lauren,
she was driving
when we were cut off.
394
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,374
She tried to stop,
but there wasn't
enough time.
395
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,203
The doctors resuscitated me,
but not her.
396
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,552
I'm sorry.
397
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,728
Lauren was my hero.
398
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,035
She was strong
and straightforward.
399
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,038
I missed her so much.
400
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,954
But in my grief,
I found her strength.
401
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,958
So, as a customer-service
representative,
402
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:30,875
in order to honor her,
I had to always
tell the truth,
403
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,140
even if the big boss-man
didn't like it.
404
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,143
So, when you were
warning customers
about the product,
405
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,666
everything you said
was truthful?
406
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,276
Of course.
407
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,496
I may have added
my own colorful flair,
408
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,151
but I am not a liar.
409
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,548
I know that look.
What are you thinking?
410
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,594
I am thinking none of us
is going back
to bed tonight.
411
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,168
Your Honor,
we wish to drop our suit
412
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,431
and re-file
for the unlawful firing
of a whistle-blower.
413
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,041
Are you kidding?
414
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,304
For your client to achieve
whistle-blower status,
415
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,567
she needs to have
alerted company offices
416
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,875
or a government entity
of the wrongdoing.
417
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,486
My client may not be
sufficiently sophisticated
418
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,793
to follow the letter of
California Labor Code 1102,
419
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,361
but she honored its spirit
420
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,972
by preventing OneStop from
pushing substandard products.
421
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,148
This is ridiculous.You're ridiculous!
422
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,108
Enough!
423
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,111
Miss Bingum,
if you can prove
that your client
424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,157
acted in the spirit
of the Federal
False Claims Act,
425
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,899
I'm open to hearing it.
426
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:41,511
But you had better have
solid evidence.
427
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,125
Nice job in there.JANE: Thank you.
428
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,691
Rita, I'll need you
to make a list
429
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,128
of all of the products
you griped about.
430
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,868
Teri can help you
with that.
431
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,653
I'm all over it.
Those suckers
are going down!
432
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,394
You people
are really something.
433
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,786
Excuse me?
434
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,005
Your case has no merit.
435
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,572
After it's dismissed,
436
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,748
I'm pushing for sanctions
against your firm.
437
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,577
Rita!Oh!
438
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,839
It's that
lack of control
439
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,407
that got you fired
in the first place.
440
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,148
Rita.
441
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,801
I'm sorry.
442
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,716
Sometimes
I... I can't control her.
443
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,935
Control who?
444
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,197
Lauren.
445
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,416
Your sister?
446
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,462
You remember
when I told you
447
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,726
that I changed my behavior
to honor Lauren?
448
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,816
Yeah.Well, there's more to it
than that.
449
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:30,560
Ever since the accident...
I... I know this is
gonna sound crazy,
450
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,129
but Lauren's soul
is right here.
451
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,959
What do you mean,
right there?
452
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,614
Lauren's spirit
is inside of me.
453
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,707
After the accident,
I died.
454
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:51,015
That's when Lauren's spirit
literally entered my body.
455
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,846
I am Lauren.
456
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,683
You heard
what she said...
457
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:10,034
That her sister
is in her body!
458
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,993
That's why you wanted me
to take this case,
isn't it?
459
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,038
To meet someone like me,
a kindred spirit.
460
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,910
Jane.
461
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,260
Listen... I wanted you
to take this case
462
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,306
so I could see you
in action.
463
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,482
What are the odds
of something like this
just happening to me?
464
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,267
You know,
ever since my accident,
465
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:29,053
I've been walking around,
feeling like I was the only
person in the world like me,
466
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,534
like I was the...the...
the last of the Dodos.
467
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,362
And then,
I meet another Dodo.
468
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,669
Did you know the Dodo bird
was too lazy to have sex,
469
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,671
which is why
it's extinct?That's not true.
470
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,890
The point is,
Rita's an old lady.
471
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,719
She's probably confused,
maybe even a little senile.
472
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,199
What if she's not?
473
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,810
It happened to me,
it could happen to her.
474
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,812
I should say something.
475
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,640
Yeah,
because maybe she thinks
that she's the only one.
476
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,989
Right now, you should
just stay focused
on the case.
477
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:55,993
Yeah.
478
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:59,562
And maybe have Teri
check Rita's medical records
to verify her competency.
479
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,694
Huh? Yes. Sure.
480
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,789
Olivia and Bryan haven't
had sex in almost a year.
481
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,486
And this
excites you because?
482
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,619
I don't care how devoted
to his work the guy is.
483
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,796
He's only 35 years old.
He's got needs.
484
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,798
And this
helps us because?
485
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,930
It all comes down
to Freud.
486
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,238
Eve, would you read me back
that Sigmund Freud quote?
487
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,109
Of course, Kim.
488
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:28,852
The quote is,
"Work and love,
that is all there is."
489
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,377
According to Freud,
when someone loses
themselves in their work,
490
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,943
it's for
one of two reasons...
491
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,381
Either they're trying
to impress someone at work
492
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,122
or they're trying
to impress someone
with work.
493
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,908
So you're thinking
if Bryan's losing himself
with his Eve app,
494
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,954
it's because
there may actually be
another woman out there...
495
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,216
A real woman.
496
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,479
No offense, Eve.
497
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,524
Exactly.
498
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,787
Now, I reviewed
the company's records
and specs.
499
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,529
Eve is computer-generated,
but her looks,
500
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:57,098
her mannerisms, expressions
are all re-targeted motions,
501
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,100
driven by
the performance-capture
502
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,059
of a real woman
selected by Bryan.
503
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:06,803
And I'm gonna
find that woman.
504
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,331
Rita sent me a list
of her maligned products,
505
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,290
so I went out
and bought every last one.
506
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,858
I'm scared to ask.
How did you pay
for all this?
507
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,642
Luke gave me
his credit card.
508
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,296
Good old Luke.
509
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,387
Ooh,
and don't tell him...
510
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,258
I also used it to
buy new throw pillows
for your office.
511
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,782
Yours smelled
like potpourri.
512
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,436
You know what else
we should get?Focus.
513
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,176
Okay.So, out of 22 items,
514
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,700
from popcorn
to pencil sharpeners,
515
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,702
they all have
two things in common...
516
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:38,357
They are sold by OneStop,
and they are branded
by OneStop.
517
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,880
Hmm.
518
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,578
And every item has
the same promise
on the label.
519
00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:45,538
"As good as
the leading national brand."
520
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,843
And are they?You tell me.
521
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,155
Mmm.
522
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,723
Mmm. Good?
523
00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:59,465
Mmm. We have a case.
524
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,423
Of the two cookies
at my table,
525
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,730
one is the leading
national brand,
526
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:06,297
and the other
is the less-expensive,
in-store brand,
527
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:10,476
which my client
disparaged as,
I quote, "Blech!"
528
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,348
Now, according to
OneStop's packaging,
529
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:18,135
your cookies are "as good as
the leading national brand."
530
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:22,401
So as V.P. of OneStop
in-store products,
531
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,098
would you say
that that's accurate?
532
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,316
We stand by the claim.
533
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,495
Okay, I have an e-mail here
from the company
534
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,541
that OneStop hires
to make their cookies.
535
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:35,239
According to
the Head of Operations,
536
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,328
for each of
the past five years,
537
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:40,941
you have insisted
that they lower
production costs by 4%.
538
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:44,510
Our OneStop-branded
suppliers are encouraged
to be efficient.
539
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,077
And are you aware
that over the past
five years,
540
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,036
the number
of chocolate chips
in your cookies
541
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,994
has decreased by 50%?
542
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,779
No.
543
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,258
Would you still say
that your cookie
544
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,130
is as good as
the leading national brand?
545
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,784
It's a matter of opinion.
546
00:23:57,784 --> 00:24:00,395
Okay. Well, great.
547
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,745
Then let's get
the only opinion
that matters, right?
548
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,095
Your Honor?Objection.
549
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,967
You can't give the judge
milk and cookies.
550
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:10,100
I'll allow it.
I power-walked this morning.
551
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,407
And you look amazing,
by the way.
552
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,539
First, the leading
national brand.
553
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,112
Delicious.Mmm-hmm.
554
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,853
And chocolaty.
555
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:25,942
And now the OneStop
superstore brand.
556
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,820
I gather
from your expression,
557
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,865
Your Honor prefers
the national brand.
558
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,040
This one
isn't worth the calories.
559
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:40,740
No offense.
560
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,090
We contend
that the misleading label
561
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,962
qualifies as fraud
under the FFCA,
562
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:49,400
and theretofore supports
my client's position
as a whistle-blower.
563
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:54,188
Mr. Worthington,
is the OneStop brand
564
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:55,929
less expensive
than the leading brand?
565
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,887
By 30%.
566
00:24:57,887 --> 00:25:00,803
Now, would you agree
that while there may be
puffery on the package,
567
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,326
customers know
what they're getting
568
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,285
with a less-expensive,
store-branded product?
569
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,460
Absolutely.
570
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:07,984
Thank you.
571
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:17,603
Hi.Hey.
572
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,606
Sorry I'm late.
My case suffered a setback.
573
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,172
I didn't
have time to shop,
574
00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:25,088
but I did order delivery,
so... Those look good.
575
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,003
Prosciutto and fig.
Oh.Yes.
576
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:29,789
Okay.
577
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,747
Don't worry.
She's coming with
an open mind.
578
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,927
Hi, Olivia!
Thank you for coming.
579
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,929
He made me.Oh.
580
00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,496
You have
a beautiful home.
581
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,591
Wow, it sure does
look like me.
582
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,680
Bryan says
I'm going to be famous.
583
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,030
Well, Suzie,
we really appreciate
you meeting with us.
584
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,641
Sure. You said
it was about Bryan.
585
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,294
I'd do anything
for that guy.
586
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,818
We do have
a couple questions
587
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,515
about your relationship
with Bryan.
588
00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:02,038
Relationship?
589
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,562
How did you two meet?
590
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,390
Aw. It was sweet.
591
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:09,306
I was at yoga,
and I see this guy pushing
his face against the window.
592
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,395
And at first,
I think, "Pervert."
593
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,355
But then, in the parking lot,
he asked if I was a model.
594
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:17,663
Next thing I know,
I was Eve.
595
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:20,579
So, you and Bryan
have spent a lot
of time together?
596
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,537
Just the photo shoot.
597
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:26,193
They hooked me up
to this computer.
It was totally cool.
598
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:30,371
Suzie, I need to ask,
has Bryan ever made
a move on you?
599
00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:34,157
God, no. I like them
big and stupid.
600
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:37,030
It's an "opposites attract"
thing.
601
00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,423
Okay, well, thank you
very much for this.
602
00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:42,296
Um, Suzie,
what's your birthday?
603
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,515
December 17th. Why?
604
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,169
Eve,
what's your birthday?
605
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:48,476
My birthday is
June 12th, Kim.
606
00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:49,782
And, Suzie,
where are you from?
607
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:51,044
Van Nuys.
608
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,480
Eve,
where are you from?
609
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,351
I am from Connecticut,
Kim.
610
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,614
Of course.
611
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,006
Of course what?
612
00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:58,312
This is our file
on Olivia French.
613
00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,531
So far,
two totally random stats
614
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:03,491
are coming up matching
Olivia and not Suzie.
615
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,667
Olivia's
highest level of schooling
616
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,190
is a master's
in education.
617
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,844
Suzie,
did you go to college?
618
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,629
Does beauty school count?
619
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,283
Eve, what's your
highest level of schooling?
620
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,242
A master's in education,
Kim.
621
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,505
So Bryan based Eve
on Olivia.
622
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:19,333
All that proves is that
Bryan was having an affair
with his own wife.
623
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:23,163
No, that's where
you're wrong.
624
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:34,261
So, how's
your case going, Olivia?
625
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,958
The lawyers
don't seem optimistic.
626
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:45,794
I'll take "awkward dinner
parties" for 200, Alex.
627
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,274
Jane.
628
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:48,667
Well, I'm just saying.You watch Jeopardy!?
629
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:53,149
Yes. I guess I do.
630
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,195
Did you know that
Alex Trebek's first job
was as a garbage man,
631
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,937
and that his childhood dream
was to be a news anchor?
632
00:27:57,937 --> 00:28:00,156
Oh, my God.
You're a Trebek-a-phile.
Me, too.
633
00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,418
Do you remember
when Alex asked for
634
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,159
"a long-handled
gardening tool
635
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,334
that also means
'an immoral
pleasure seeker'"?
636
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,640
What is a hoe?
637
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,859
What is a rake?What is a rake?
638
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,121
Oh.
Okay.
639
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,166
Do you get it?A rake.
640
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,349
That was my roommate.
Excuse me.
641
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,352
Stacy!
642
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,832
What happened?
643
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:28,184
I lost everything!
644
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,012
Oh, wait.
Breathe, sweetie.
645
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,928
Tell me what happened.
646
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:34,408
Nikki called
this morning.
647
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,584
She found a cute storefront
on La Cienaga,
648
00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:37,803
and she needed my money
immediately.
649
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,195
Oh, no.
650
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:40,544
I gave her
a cashier's check.
651
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,937
You did?
652
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,634
And then she
wanted to meet tonight,
653
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,549
but the address
she gave me,
it doesn't exist.
654
00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:46,942
Well, maybe you
wrote it down wrong.
655
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,379
I triple-checked.
656
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:52,818
So then I called Nikki,
but her bedazzled phone
has been disconnected.
657
00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:55,777
So I tried to cancel
the cashier's check.
658
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,344
And guess what
the bank told me.
659
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,172
That Nikki
had already cashed it.
660
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:02,131
Jane, I am so sorry
I didn't listen to you.
661
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:05,526
I mean,
you are the smart one.
662
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,223
When I was an actor,
663
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:10,966
I listed roller-skating,
French accents, and smiling
664
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,228
as skills
on my head shot.
665
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:13,490
Yeah.
666
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,971
But I can't roller-skate,
667
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:17,930
and I have never been
to Canada,
668
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,410
and sometimes
I can't even smile.
669
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:24,023
Hey. Listen to me.
Okay?
670
00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,155
The pakery
was a good idea.
671
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,548
But you wouldn't invest!
672
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:30,856
Because you were
in such a rush.
673
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,422
I just wanted to
take it slowly,
674
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,163
but I always thought
it had potential.
675
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,951
You did?
676
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,127
Yeah.
677
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:45,131
I'm sorry I trusted
that scam artist over you.
678
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:47,437
Oh, my God!
679
00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,612
Olivia?
680
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,181
Olivia?
681
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:55,054
Indian food?
Tikka masala? Okra?
682
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,316
Is this some sort of
joke to you, Jane?
683
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,666
No.
684
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,494
I want nothing to do
with this woman, Owen.
685
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,191
And you shouldn't,
either.
686
00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:03,889
Olivia!
687
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,340
Um,
you forgot your purse.
688
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,082
Thank you.
689
00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,258
Olivia, I don't know
why you're mad at me.
690
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,912
Are you
allergic to curry?
691
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,391
That's not funny.
692
00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:31,264
I know.
That's not funny.
693
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:34,441
Listen, I don't like
to tell people this,
694
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,138
but I have blank spots
in my past.
695
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,401
And sometimes,
I can't remember things.
696
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,708
And I'm sorry,
but I don't remember.
697
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:47,758
Senior year of high school,
698
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:51,327
Model U.N.,
Washington, D.C.
699
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:55,288
I was France,
Billy was great Britain,
and you were...
700
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,593
India?Yes.
701
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,204
And you
crushed his heart.
702
00:30:58,204 --> 00:30:59,727
Billy's heart?
703
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,642
He was my best friend.
704
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,644
After he met you,
all he could talk about
was little Miss India,
705
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,167
how you spent the summer
at the lake,
706
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,952
how you made him
picnics in the park.
707
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,736
After you met
his parents,
708
00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:10,999
he was going
to transfer schools
to be near you.
709
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,653
And then
what did you do?What did I do?
710
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,176
Freshman year of college,
711
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,265
he decided to surprise you
for your birthday,
712
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:19,529
but when he pushed
the door open
and yelled, "Surprise,"
713
00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:20,748
you were with your R.A.
714
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,316
That doesn't seem
that bad.
715
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,448
In bed!Oh, God.
716
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,537
He spent the whole next year
on my couch, sobbing.
717
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:29,800
I'm so sorry.
718
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,238
I... I'll call
Billy right now
and apologize.
719
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,500
Do you have his number?
720
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,545
He's a diplomat.
In Pakistan.
721
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,852
Oh.
722
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,899
I promise, if I could
turn back time,
723
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,510
I would handle
everything differently.
I swear.
724
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,251
Why should I believe you?
725
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,689
Because I love your brother,
and I wouldn't lie to you.
726
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,430
I'd really like
to be friends.
727
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,434
For what it's worth...
728
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,089
I love you, too.
729
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,920
And I love
that you said it first.
730
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,097
All right,
that's settled.
731
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:07,186
I'll take "let's get back
to dinner" for $300.
732
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,146
Oh. Uh, sorry.
733
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,409
Teri. What's up?
734
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,541
Jane.
735
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:18,023
Get your ass
to the office now.
736
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,112
It's 7:00,
and I'm about
to have dinner.
737
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,941
It's about our case.
You're not gonna
believe what I found.
738
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:27,380
Fine. But just for the record,
you're not the boss of me!
739
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,773
I'm sorry. I've got to
get back to the office.
It's important.
740
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:31,819
No. No, no, no.
We understand.
741
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,429
We'll talk later.
Maybe over lunch?
742
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,520
Yeah. Okay.
743
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,000
Bye.Goodbye.
744
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,966
Hi.All right.
745
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,490
You know how Rita's sister
was killed in that accident?Yes.
746
00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:53,232
Well, I was looking
over the accident report,
and guess what.
747
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:55,538
They were both
OneStop employees
748
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:58,019
on company time
in a OneStop car.
749
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,369
So what are you thinking?
Workman's comp?
750
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:02,371
No, Jane.
751
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:04,808
According to the logs,
the day before the accident,
752
00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:09,074
that car was serviced
at a OneStop auto-and-tire
with OneStop brakes.
753
00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,558
"As good as
the leading national brand."
754
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:21,260
Teri, we need a safety report
from OneStop's auto fleet.
755
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:23,044
You mean
something like this?
756
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,874
This is
OneStop's safety record
757
00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:29,485
for their entire auto fleet
from last year.
758
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,183
And based on this report,
759
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:34,012
we are re-re-filing
for wrongful death.
760
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,058
Your client may be old,
but she's still alive,
Miss Bingum.
761
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:41,889
Rita Curtis is suing
on behalf of her deceased
sister, Lauren Curtis.
762
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,239
Now, I know that
this may be unorthodox,
Your Honor,
763
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:46,024
but I can prove it
with a single witness.
764
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,943
Your Honor,
the testimony's
not being offered
765
00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,902
for the truth
of the matter asserted,
766
00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:57,513
but to prove
that Olivia and Eve's
data points match up.
767
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,863
Well, we'll stipulate
to that. So what?
768
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:02,083
So Bryan
used Olivia's likeness
without her permission.
769
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,216
Eve looks nothing
like your client.
770
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:07,567
She doesn't have to.
Eve, what's the holding
in White vs. Samsung?
771
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:11,614
Game-show hostess Vanna White
was awarded over $400,000
772
00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:12,963
due to
a television commercial
773
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:15,270
where Samsung
used not her likeness,
774
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,272
but a robot
in a blond wig
775
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:19,666
turning letters in
the same manner
as Miss White.
776
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,495
In other words,
Vanna's essence is
in the robot
777
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,888
in the same way
that Olivia's essence
is in Eve.
778
00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:27,848
It's not a problem.
I'll just change
my data points in Eve.
779
00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:29,589
Oh, you mean
the Eve app
780
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,504
that's about to be funded
by Buchman Venture Capital?
781
00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,027
Because if you change
the software,
782
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:34,985
you'll need to file
a new prospectus.
783
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,727
Which means
another road show,
and that's time and money,
784
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,686
which is a problem,
given your competitors
are closing in.
785
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,647
Don't look at me.
786
00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,084
You're the ones
with a decision to make.
787
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:54,962
Mr. Worthington,
how many cars in
OneStop's auto fleet?
788
00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:56,877
About 6,000.
789
00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:58,531
So, within this fleet,
790
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,446
how many cars
got into accidents
last year?
791
00:35:00,446 --> 00:35:01,969
I'm not sure.
792
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:04,667
Oh, well, I'm sure.
793
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:08,758
Here is a copy of
OneStop's safety record.
794
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:11,500
Fifty of your cars got
into accidents last year,
795
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,372
three attributed
to failed brakes.
796
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,722
So that's 6%, right?Yes.
797
00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:18,246
Are you aware
that the NHTSA's average
798
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:21,467
for brake-related accidents
is only 0.03%,
799
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,383
which means your fleet's
brake-failure rate
800
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:28,474
is 20 times
the national average?
801
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:31,041
OneStop's after-market brakes
pass all federal
802
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:34,436
motor vehicle
safety standards
per the NHTSA.
803
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,918
Those standards
are notoriously lax.
804
00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:41,791
Five years ago,
your brakes were...
And I quote the box...
805
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,579
"As good as
the leading national brand,"
806
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,973
with a stopping distance
of 200 feet
at 60 miles per hour.
807
00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:55,805
But today OneStop's brakes
have a stopping distance
of 515 feet,
808
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:58,721
the lowest end
of the safety continuum.
809
00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,549
Objection. Speculation.
810
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:01,898
Right.
811
00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:05,206
You know, I wish I had,
like, a chart or...
812
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:09,210
or something with hard facts
so I could really
spell this out.
813
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,298
Oh, wait. I do.
814
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:16,870
So, as you can see,
from 2006 to 2011,
815
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:20,047
the cost of OneStop's
brake pads went down
816
00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:24,791
while the number
of brake-related accidents
in the fleet went up.
817
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,836
There is
a direct correlation
818
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:29,883
between cheaper brake pads
and brake-related accidents.
819
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,494
So OneStop's assertion
that their brake pads
820
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,627
are "as good as
the leading national brand"
821
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,933
is not only felonious,
but deadly.
822
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,675
Objection.
Counsel is testifying.
823
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,111
Oh.
He wants a question.
824
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,853
I...
I do have a question.
825
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,813
Are you aware
that Lauren Curtis had
a perfect driving record
826
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:49,337
until the day she died
in a OneStop car
827
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:53,776
less than a week after
that car got its brakes
replaced by OneStop?
828
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:59,652
Mr. Cummings,
if everything alleged is true,
829
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:03,046
I suggest
you and your client
find a conference room
830
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,875
and work things out.
831
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,137
Fast.
832
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:13,013
The cops put a warrant out
for Nikki's arrest,
833
00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,058
and I alerted a buddy
at the FBI's Fraud Division.
834
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,713
Ooh. Hi.
835
00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:21,151
We should also consult
Interpol's alias database.
836
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,023
Remember? That's how
they found the guy who
hacked ScarJo's cell phone.
837
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:25,373
I'll look into that.
838
00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:26,983
So I guess that's it,
then.
839
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:31,118
Just me and my pakes.
840
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,468
Actually, Grayson,
could you give us a minute?
841
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:34,687
It's my office.
842
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,995
And I need coffee.
843
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:46,351
So, Stacy,
how would you feel
if I asked Grayson
844
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,744
to take Nikki's name off
of the corporate documents
845
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:49,963
and to replace her
with a new investor?
846
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,138
Who?
847
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,011
Me.
848
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:56,752
I support you, sweetie.
849
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,450
But I still don't have
a business plan.
850
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,886
It's okay.
We'll write one together.
851
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:02,758
Aw!
852
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,504
Congratulations!
853
00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,596
You'll receive
half of all Eve's profits.
854
00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:15,858
You're gonna be
a rich lady.
855
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,425
Thank you.
856
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:19,384
Miss Kaswell, that was
a masterful argument.
857
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,255
Eximius et gratias.
858
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,213
You are welcome.
I think.
859
00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:24,954
Have a wonderful night.
860
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:27,957
Take care.You, too.
861
00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:31,004
So, I've been thinking about
what you said earlier
about Freud and work.
862
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,658
Really?
863
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,312
Yeah, uh, you've been
putting in a lot of hours,
864
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,357
and assuming
Freud is right,
865
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,011
who are you trying
to impress...
866
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,187
Someone with work
or someone at work?
867
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,668
What do you think?
868
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,628
I think we should
discuss it over drinks.
869
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,727
Hey. What you doing
in my office?
870
00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,338
Rita's on the way up.
871
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,340
Hmm.Before she gets here,
872
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,819
I thought you might
want to see this.
873
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:04,951
Okay.
874
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,564
Medical records
from her car crash?
875
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:19,052
Back pay,
retirement benefits,
and a cash settlement?
876
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,229
And the Attorney General's
877
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:24,710
looking into
criminal negligence.
878
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:27,626
Oh, I thank you,
and Lauren thanks you.
879
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,239
Something wrong?
880
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,112
Rita, you suffered
a cerebral contusion
from the crash,
881
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,637
and the doctors told you
882
00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:43,032
that that is what caused
your personality to change.
883
00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:44,773
In fact, "damage
to the frontal lobe
884
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:46,819
"led to a lack of
emotional inhibition."
885
00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:49,778
Yeah, they told me that.
So what?
886
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,085
So, why, then,
did you tell me
887
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,696
that your sister's soul
was inside you,
888
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:55,958
that you had
become Lauren?
889
00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:00,572
I... I guess
I couldn't imagine
890
00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:03,662
a world where
my sister didn't exist,
891
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:06,534
so I came up with
a story I liked better
than the doctors'.
892
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:13,062
Thanks again, Jane.
893
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:37,086
So, Rita is definitely
not like me.
894
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:42,265
Well, the question is,
why did you want her to be?
895
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,660
I'm happy with my life.
896
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:48,446
You know, I really am.
897
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:51,884
But sometimes...
898
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,062
Sometimes,
I feel like a freak.
899
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:57,324
Mmm-hmm.
900
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,110
You see that guy up there?
Top floor?
901
00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,851
Yeah.
902
00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:05,506
He's the C.E.O.
of a huge corporation.
903
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,768
Hmm.
904
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,466
He thinks he's a freak
905
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,686
because he can't sleep
without his teddy bear.
906
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:15,037
But it's that bear
that reminds him
to be compassionate,
907
00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:17,910
which is why his employees
love and respect him.
908
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,043
And that woman...
Two floors down?
909
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,784
Mmm-hmm.
910
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,351
She thinks she's a freak
because her ears stick out.
911
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:27,833
But it's
because of those ears
912
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,965
that she got into
jewelry design
913
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:32,881
and now has
her own successful line.
914
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,535
And then, of course,
915
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:37,364
there's that guy
way down there on the bike.
916
00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:38,626
Mmm-hmm.
917
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:39,975
He's got three nipples.
918
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,369
Ew.
919
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,588
What's so great
about that?
920
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,764
I don't know.
921
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,160
But the point is,
we're all freaks
one way or another,
922
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,553
so I don't know.
923
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:54,860
Get over yourself.
924
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,605
"Get over yourself."
925
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,171
Was that supposed to be
a pep talk?
926
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:06,132
It's as close as you're
gonna get from me.
927
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:11,790
Good night, Jane.
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