All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S03E10 - Toxic (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?

That was me, Deb,
until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was a bit
of a mix-up,

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,
a super-busy lawyer

with my own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

We need to catch the killer.

Well, this shoe was left behind
at the crime scene.

So we're looking for a killer
wearing just one shoe.

Or a shoeless killer
with just one foot.

You up all night watching
your TV debut on a loop?

Mm-hm. My agent says
I should watch my performance

to see where I went wrong.

Answer: nowhere.

Agreed.
You were fab.

But the show isn't an accurate
portrayal of law and order.

Every TV show
takes artistic liberties.

You brought a keg
to the crime scene.

And it cheered everyone up.

I am the innocent victim
of precinct gossip.

I'd say you're guilty
as charged.

Bye, sweetie.

I confess. I'm guilty...

...of wanting
to take you to dinner.

I had a really nice time
last night.

Yeah, me too.And this morning.

Hey.Can you hold that, please?

Uh, sure.

Tomorrow night, I am going to
make you my famous lasagna.

Well, okay.

Miss you already.Back at you.

Thank you.Absolutely.

Bye.

Good morning, Jane.Back at you.

Ah. You heard that.Yeah.

I didn't realize the two of you
were still seeing each other.

Well, we're just having fun.

She's making something famous.
You're dating.

Oh, God.

That's Teri's mom.
She's coming this way.

Shh, shh.LEE: Jane.

See you later.No, no, no.

Hi. Mrs. Lee.
It's really good to see you.

Um, does Teri know
that you're here?

No.
These are for you.

Oh. Thank you.

"Marcie LaRose dating seminar."

Do you think
I need help dating?

I don't see a ring
on your finger or Teri's.

I sent my daughter
a ticket last week.

She mailed it back.

She does have
a very active social life,

so maybe
she's just not interested.

Promise me you will take Teri
to the seminar.

Um, ooh! This afternoon.
I'm kind of booked.

They cost $500
and I don't like to waste money.

Okay.And have a good time.

No, I am not going
to that dating seminar.

Marcie LaRose is evil.Her honesty can be brutal.

Try going to high school
with her.

What? You went to
high school with her?

What was she like?

She is the original mean girl.

If that's true, why would your
mother buy you tickets?

She doesn't know
about the mean Marcie.

We were friends
until junior high,

and then she just turned
on me.

Since my family's Korean,

we don't discuss feelings,
just grade point averages.

Well,
I still think we should go.

You want to hear Marcie
or you're afraid of my mom?

Little bit of both.

But mostly,
it's your mom.

Ladies,
there's only one way

to take control
of your relationship

before you walk down
the aisle.

Let me hear those words.

Don't give it away.

I can't hear you.

Don't give it away!

Does your airline
give away free flights

before you rack up
those miles?

No!

Your yogurt shop
give a free scoop

before you buy the other nine?ALL: No.

Make him earn his reward.
How do you do that?

Don't give it away!

Are you kidding me?
She's a fraud.

Come on, high school is over.
You're an adult now.

Like the yogurt shop,

it's okay to give a free sample
to whet his appetite.

Okay.

I can look at any woman
and tell you exactly--

Stop taking notes.She's making really good points.

You. Chatty Kathy in the back.
Stand up and say hello.

Oh. Um...

Hi. My name is Jane.

Tell us about your last date.Okay. We went for drinks.

Just drinks?

You don't think
you deserve some pasta pomodoro?

Oh. No, it's not that. I--Who paid?

We split the bill.

You went Dutch?

Is that because
you're from the Netherlands?

No, I was just
trying to be polite.

You signaled your man you don't
deserve to be treated right.

"Hi, I'm Jane.
Please take my self-respect."

Pathetic.

Leave her alone,
Marcie.

Twenty years later,
and you're still a bully.

Teri Lee. I see you've changed.
Your acne cleared up.

My friend Jane
doesn't need your help.

She dates all the time.Thank you.

Yes.
But she's still single.

Let me guess, Jane, dear.
You give it away.

Well, just once,
but he was a doctor.

Enough, Marcie.

It's time that everyone learn
the truth about you.

Listen up, ladies.
In high school,

Miss Don't-Give-It-Away
gave it away all the time.

Her nickname
was High School Hoover.

She Hoovered the geeks,
the jocks,

and the entire
Chinese Bible Study Club.

Let's go.
Thank you.

I hope none of your brothers
are waiting in the car

because she will Hoover them,
too!

You were right about Marcie.
She was awful.

I'm so glad I finally
got to tell her off

after all these years.
Oh, damn it!

I thought of
one more thing to say.

What?

Ew! Gross. That's disgusting.I know.

Oh! God. What the--?

Is he gonna jump?Maybe he just needs some air.

In that building,
there's no ventilation,

and it smells like Cheetos.

No, he's gonna jump.

Call the cops.
I'm gonna talk to him.

What are you gonna say?Um, don't jump?

I didn't know
anyone else was out here.

Stay back!Okay. Okay.

Um, I'm just out here
for some fresh air.

Would you at least tell me
your name?

I'm Donny.

Hi, Donny. I'm Jane.

I really wish
you'd go back.

I really wish
you'd tell me what's wrong.

I lost my job.

Okay, well,
that's not so bad.

You know, millions of Americans
are unemployed.

And my wife left me.

And I lost visitation rights
to my kids

because she thinks
I'm mentally unstable.

Well, you know,
you are standing on a ledge.

Sorry,
I was just kidding.

There was a new school
in Calabasas.

It's built
on contaminated soil.

Okay.The kids will get sick.

I've tried to stop the opening
but no one will listen.

Did you talk to a lawyer?Dozens.

They all think I'm crazy.

Well, we all go crazy
from time to time.

You should have seen me

when they canceled
All My Children.

Jane.

Step away, ma'am.

Sir.

You need to come with us.

It's for your own safety.

Donny, I'm a lawyer.

And if you step down
off that ledge,

I will help you.

There she is,
modern-day superhero.

Well, I wouldn't go that far
but--

You ran up to a rooftop
and saved a man from jumping.

You deserve a cookie.Ooh.

Uh, wait.
You don't bake.

Nope. Cassie does.

She dropped them off
this morning.

Homemade.

That takes time
and care.

She said
she couldn't sleep.

How's your crazy guy?
I heard the cops took him away.

He's on a 72-hour hold
at Mercy General.

And I don't think he's crazy.
I've been doing some research.

He's a soil engineer
with a PhD from MIT.

He claims
that a developer

built a high school
on toxic soil.

Bingum, I heard you saved
crazy Donny.

You know Donny?

Mountain West Corp
is our client.

What?

That's the company
that built the school.

Donny's been a thorn
in their side for months.

I had to get
a restraining order

to stop him from picketing
at their office.

How do you know
Donny's concerns aren't valid?

Oh, no. Shh.I'm just saying that--

I'm gonna stop you.
You cannot represent Donny.

Conflict of interest.

But--That's an order.

Oh. Cookies.

Are you Teri Lee?

I am anyone
you want me to be.

Yes, that's me.

Consider yourself served.Oh, no. Thank you.

Teri, I'm heading out.

Please accept this complaint
on behalf of Miss Lee.

Uh-- Wow.

Oh, my God.

You're being sued
by Marcie LaRose.

What?

She's suing you
for slander per se

because of that stuff
you shouted at the seminar.

Well, I will sue her right back
for attacking you. Bam!

Actually, you can't.

When you called her a Hoover,
you impugned her chastity.

See, under the law,

you can criticize
Marcie's makeup or hair,

or anything else,

but as soon as you insult
her sexual decency,

it's slander per se.

Hello, 1920 called.
They want their law back.

I know, it's really archaic,
but it's still on the books.

Well, the joke is on her
because I have no money.

Obviously,
she's never seen my car

because I use the passenger seat
as a napkin.

Teri,
until the lawsuit is settled,

they put a lien
on your mother's house,

which is, technically,
in your name.

You lose the suit,
she loses the house.

Oh, no.
I need you to fix this.

No, I can't.
I'm a material witness.

But I will find someone--Actually, I think I'm fine.

Teri.

Good luck.

Freeze.

Stacy?Nope.

It's TV's Brittany Fellows,
rookie cop.

And guess what. I've been
asked back for more episodes.

That's amazing.
You're a TV star.

I know. Heh-heh-heh!

And Brian Pullman,
who plays the lead cop,

asked for me specifically.

He said
that I brought nuance,

pathos and cleavage
to the role.

Let's celebrate.

I'll take you to lunch.
I'll get my deli punch card.

No, no, no.
Today is my treat.

and we're going to The Madrid,
the hottest restaurant in town.

Oh,
but I can't wear this.

Stacy,
I only have an hour for lunch.

No problem.

Wardrobe change.

Just give me five minutes,
okay?

But you promised
you'd help me.

I know.
I just didn't realize

that my firm
represents Mountain West

so there's a conflict.

Those students will get sick.

Everything from impaired hearing
to brain damage.

But I understand,
you've got a conflict.

Donny,
do you have any evidence?

I saw
the original soils report.

Okay,
if the soil is toxic,

why wouldn't Mountain West
just clean up the site

before building?

Paying someone off
was a lot cheaper.

Why didn't you go back
to the site

and get more samples?

After my test,
they changed the school design.

The original plans
called for areas with grass.

The revised plans are asphalt
and artificial turf,

ensuring that future testing
be almost impossible.

That won't stop lead
from leeching up in the soil

and making the kids sick.

I gotta go, Donny.

Jane, look,
why would I sacrifice so much?

I mean, my job,
my family,

if I wasn't absolutely sure
that I was right?

Excuse me?
Were you just with Donny Gibson?

Yeah.

You're the woman
who rescued him?

Well, okay, that's me.
How can I help you?

I'm his wife.

Oh.How is he?

Well, why don't you go see
for yourself.

I can't.

I'm only here
because I was asked

to fill out
some paperwork.

I better get back to it.

Of course.

"Slander per se?"

You must have really pissed
this woman off.

I have a gift.I've noticed. Why me?

The woman suing me
is a total bitch.

And you want me
because...?

You are an even bigger bitch.
And I say that with admiration.

Heh. Right.
So what's in it for me?

How about I keep hush-hush

you're back knocking boots
with the boss?

What?
No, we're friends.

Yeah,
I left my iPod here last night.

I came back
around midnight.

You might want
to close your blinds

before you play
Ride-Them-Cowboy.

Fine. Just keep your mouth shut
and I'll represent you.

Yee-haw!

I can't believe
we just did lunch at The Madrid.

Dreams can come true.

I guess the white tablecloths
were fancy,

but my chicken was so tiny.

I told you,
it was quail.

Quail? Is that--?OMG.

Brian's here.MAN 1: Brian! Brian!

Let's go say hi.

Same table I always take.Brian.

Hey. Stacy. Hey.

Thank you so much
for asking me back on your show.

I'm so excited.

It's no problem, babe.
I'll see you on set.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hey, what's your name?

Stacy Barrett.
Rhymes with "ferret."

Yeah? Tell us about Brian.Oh, Brian.

He's amazing.
I love him.

You love him?What?

Hey, is that a baby bump?What? No.

I mean, I respect him.
We just work together.

Um, and this is just how
the dress falls.

Yeah? Who's that guy?

Oh. Him?
He's Fred.

He's my friend.

"Friend"?

Miss Bingum, I'm still unclear
why you called me in.

As CEO of Mountain West,

you're a very important client
to this firm.And?

And due diligence,
I was reviewing your blueprints

and noticed
that you changed the design

after the submission
of a soils report.

Franklin, hi.
What's going on?

Your associate is questioning
the school's redesign.

Bingum?

Even the appearance
of impropriety

could give rise
to an injunction

preventing the school opening
on the grounds of fraud.

Do you think
I've engaged in fraud?

Absolutely not.

Sort this out.

Then let me know if I need
to make a change in counsel.

You talked to Donny again?Yes, but--

You violated privilege,
confronted one of my clients

without telling me?I wasn't confront--

I just wanna protect the kids.

Stop.

Donny Gibson
has a hero complex.

The last thing he needs
is a lawyer with one too.

Oh, hear me out--Jane.

We've worked together
a long time.

I consider you
more than just an employee.

Thank you.
I do feel the same way.

Which is why I cannot believe
you went behind my back.

You're fired.

Jane, I just heard.

You okay?Not really.

Parker just fired me
and said I have a hero complex.

Since when did helping people
become such a bad thing here?

Parker's angry.

Give him an hour to calm down
and say you're sorry.

I'm not apologizing.

So you're really leaving?Yeah.

I mean, I love working here,
but Donny needs my help.

And if I ignore him
and he's right,

how could I live
with myself?

How can I help?I may need another box.

I mean, with your case.No. No.

Parker will fire you, too,
and I can't ask you to do that.

Well, you didn't ask. I offered.
What do you need?

I need
a temporary injunction

to force Mountain West
to do another soil test

before the school opens,
which means

I need a judge
who doesn't already think

that Donny is a nutball.

Well, a new judge
was just sworn in last week.

I saw him moving into his
chambers this morning.

That's great.Mm-hmm.

So I'll buy him
a welcome-to-the-bench gift

and plead my case.

Here's how it's gonna go down.
You will keep your mouth shut.

I filed
a motion to dismiss.

So hopefully,
the judge will toss your case.

Got it.Good for you.

What?Wearing that outfit in public,

not caring
what anyone thinks.

Oh, Marcie.
Sticks and stones.

Wait, is that how the surgeon
did your face work?

Enough.
Best behavior.

Miss Kaswell, you're up.Yes.

Your Honor,
in this day and age,

how can the court consider
a slander per se complaint?

The law sets women back
a hundred years.

The defendant
wants this dismissed

because she
doesn't like the law?

Why don't we throw out
speed limits and shoplifting?

Stay on point, counselor.

That woman impugned
my client's chastity.

That meets
the slander per se criteria,

ergo, this is a viable cause
of action.

Why don't you ask Marcie
how many guys--

Say it, Teri. We can add more
charges to my complaint.

Obviously,
the parties go way back.

Perhaps the court's time
would be better spent

if these two women
sat down over coffee.

Wouldn't it be nice
if our system worked that way?

Your Honor?This case will go to trial

and the lien
on the defendant's house

will remain in effect.

How's it look?

Exciting.

Nice, France.
International Regatta.

Put the big squeeze
on the Kiwis for the win.

This,
I got from a Kiwi bowman.

Ouch.He wasn't a good loser.

Uh,
welcome to the neighborhood.

Ah. A tillandsia.Tillandsia cyanea.

Tillandsia cyanea beneficium.

"Beneficium,"
the Latin word for gift.

And bribe,
assuming you're a lawyer.

A lawyer, yes. Bribe, no.
Jane Bingum.

I was just passing through.Owen French. Just moving in.

There is just one little thing.Oh?

If you'd entertain
an ex parte application

for an injunction to prevent
a school from opening

on toxic ground and retest
the soil, I'd be grateful.

Other than that,
passing through?
Absolutely.

You didn't pick me
because I'm new,

too worried
about students

to consider
the unusual circumstances

surrounding that request?

That's a rhetorical question.

No need for an
incriminating response.

Let's go to dinner.What?

That's completely
inappropriate.

And you can't base
your decision

on my motion
on whether I go to dinner.

I've already made a decision
on your motion.

Your response to my request
will have no bearing.

Let's go, what do you say?Absolutely not.

Too bad.

I'll see you tomorrow then.Wait. Tomorrow?

The hearing to prove
you deserve that motion

will begin
at 9 a.m. sharp.

Wait, but I'm not ready.Oh.

Well, I guess
we'll both be working tonight.

Thank you for the plant.

It's very pretty.

What happened?

Going after Marcie
in court

ruined any chance
of making this suit go away.

Some people find
my attitude charming.

Really? None of those people
are gonna be on the jury.

I have no idea
how to argue your defense.

Just say I'm not guilty.We can't deny what you said.

They'll parade in every women
who attended that seminar.

I'm screwed? My mother's
gonna lose her house?

The only absolute defense
to slander is the truth.

Good.

Good?Well, yeah.

What I said about Marcie
is absolutely true.

She was an absolute slut.

The slut defense.

I can work with that.
I have to put you on the stand.

Fine. I love being the center
of attention.

Knock, knock.

Hi.How's it going?

I'm due in court
in less than 10 hours,

so not so good.

That a new tie?Oh. Only you would notice.

And, yes,
it was a gift from Cassie.

Oh.Don't say anything.

How's Donny?

He's making progress.

I wish I could say the same
for his case.

So, what's going on here?

I'm looking for evidence
of a payoff

around the time the plans
were approved. No luck.

But I did find a PayPal payment
of $100,000

from Turner
to an unidentified recipient.

It was only three weeks ago.

I'll follow up on that.Thanks.

In the meantime,

I know what you'll be arguing
in court.

You found something?I did.

Turner lives in the Calabasas
high school district

and his kids were assigned
to the new campus.

But last week,

he pulled them out
of that school

and enrolled them in a school
in Encino,

20 minutes from his house.Unbelievable.

Franklin is trying to protect
his kids from lead exposure

while putting thousands
of others at risk.

I'm offended
by your accusation.

I pulled my kids out
of the Calabasas school

because they moved in
with my wife.

Excuse me?

We separated five months ago.

She lives in Encino.
I still live in Calabasas.

We decided
to keep the whole thing private,

until now.

Um...

No more questions.

I've got one.Your Honor?

Under Evidence Code
Section 775,

it's a judge's right
to question the witness.

Of course.

Mr. Turner, why change
the school's design

after you saw
the soils report?

California's in a drought.

The second design
reduced water consumption.

Fair enough.

Now I have a question
for Mr. Gibson.
Your Honor?

People v. Harris
affirms a judge's right

to question litigants,
as I'm sure you're aware.

Of course.Mr. Gibson.

You saw the lead report
on your boss' laptop?

Is that correct?Yes, sir.

Approach the bench, Mr. Gibson.
Miss Bingum, you too.

Will you hand me your glasses?

How long you had
this prescription?

Since I was 5.

Jeez, when was the last time
you cleaned them?

How long were you looking
at the soils report?

A few seconds, but I--

The smears on these are bigger
than a decimal point.

Can we get back to the case?You have no case.

You have failed to present me
with a scintilla of evidence.

School opens on schedule.

That son of a bitch judge
threw my case down the toilet.

Stacy told a group of paparazzi
that we were just friends.

Twenty-seven hundred
high school kids

are gonna be exposed
to toxic lead.

Okay. You win.
What can I do to help?

Nothing. It's over.Well, there, I tried.

Now help me compete
with her co-star.

You can't compete
with Brian Pullman.
Thanks.

Do you have a sharp stick
you could jab in my eye?

What I mean is,
you can't compete with Brian

so don't even try.

So if you are really worried
that Stacy's distracted,

then you need to
turn her focus back on you.

Remind her
why she loves you.

Show her your Fred-ness.How do I do that?

Not by sitting here
feeling sorry for yourself.

Yeah, well,
right back at you.

Jane here?

Come on in.
I was just headed out.

Hey.

Wow, you're really loving
that new tie.

I had breakfast with Cassie
at the hotel. I had to wear it.

That was considerate.Okay.

Enough.
Why don't you like Cassie?

I like her just fine.

Every time I bring her up,
I get a look or a snide remark.

Why?Okay.

I don't like
that she's giving it away.

What?

I know that you are
just having fun...

Mm-hmm.But she is investing in you.

And, as another single woman,
it's just really hard to watch.

I'm completely overstepping.
I'm sorry.

Could we please change
the topic?

Okay,
apology accepted.

You wanna know the other reason
I was in Beverly Hills?

You were stalking
a Kardashian?

I was tracking Franklin Turner's
100K PayPal payment.

It went to a jeweler
on Rodeo.

Thank you for looking into it,
but the case is over.

Just like Franklin's marriage,
or so we thought.

What?

The jeweler told me
that Franklin bought

a diamond necklace
for his wife.

They picked it out together.

Oh, my God.
So they're not really separated.

I think the divorce
was a sham for court.

Just keep your mouth shut

and only speak
when I ask you a question.

Got it.Good.

Holy crap,
it's my mom.

Teri.What are you doing here?

I received this.It's a lien against your home.

You are being sued
by Marcie LaRose?

I'm Teri's attorney,
I have everything under control.

If you had everything
under control,

this case would not be going
to trial.

I talked to the clerk,

he said my daughter
had an outburst in court.

Umma,please go home.

After, I'll pick up
some gamjatangat Seoul Garden,

and we will laugh about this.

Not so much laugh
as eat in silence

while watching NCIS.

I will be watching the trial
to make sure no more outbursts.

Oh.

It'll be fine.

Can you tell the court

why you called Miss LaRose
the "Hoover"?

I referred to Miss LaRose
as the "Hoover"

because that was her nickname
in high school.

Do you know how she got it?

She got it at Felicity's
Davidson's sweet 16 party.

Go on.

Marcie entertained the guys
in the Davidsons' laundry room.

Afterwards,
I spoke to the recipients

of Marcie's generosity,

and they provided
all the details.

No more questions,
Your Honor.

Miss LaRose helped compile
the guest list

for Felicity's party,

a guest list you weren't on,
isn't that correct?

That's right.
I crashed the party.

I see.

How late did you stay?

Way past midnight.
It was a rager.

So at 9:45,

when the smoke detector
was activated,

Mr. Davidson
kicked everyone out.

Where were you?

You didn't see anyone
go into a laundry room.

You started the rumor,
and you made up the nickname.

Isn't that
what really happened?

You lied on the stand?Miss Kaswell, I'll handle this.

You lied on the stand?

I'm sorry, Umma.What is wrong with you?

I was trying to save your house.
I didn't know what to do.

Marcie was a sweet girl,
your friend, and you attack her?

No, Umma,
Marcie was not a sweet girl.

She teased me
about my weight,

my acne, my clothes.You wore what we could afford.

And the stinky kimchi
in my lunchbox every day.

Homemade.

One day, Marcie told me
that I was on the guest list

for Felicity's party,

and so I spent all my savings
on this really cool outfit.

And when all the other kids
got their invitations,

I told Marcie mine must have
gotten lost in the mail,

and she just laughed.

You never told me.

Because you didn't want
to hear it.

Okay. You didn't get
invited to the party

so you started the Hoover rumor.Yeah.

But it didn't matter
because nobody believed me.

Nobody believes me now or then.
Nobody cares.

Because nobody can get enough
of Marcie LaRose.

Why are you smiling?
It's creepy.

Because this case isn't over.

Surprise.

On our first date,
we had caramel apples.

Of course.

Tonight, I have planned a tour
of our greatest hits.

Skee-Ball
at Santa Monica Pier,

then the mariachi festival
at Casa Burrito,

finishing off with '80s night
at the Hollywood Roller Rink.

Get ready
for a night of Fred-ness.

Oh, Fred, I love our hits,

but I've already got plans.

Oh.

Okay. Well, we can do
whatever you want to do.

Well, actually,

I'm going to an
Entertainment Weeklyparty

with Brian.

It's work,
promoting our show.

Pretend you're a paparazzi.
Ask me a question.

Okay.

Uh, I am outside
the Entertainment Weeklyparty,

and there's Brian Pullman
and his sexy co-star.

Hey, sexy co-star,
where's your boyfriend, Fred?

Um...

Yeah.

You might wanna work
on that answer.

Fred, I'm sorry
I called you a friend,

but this is my dream job,

and going with Brian
is part of that job.

I wish
you could understand that

and be
a supportive boyfriend.

Franklin lied.

Bingum,
what are you doing here?

Franklin Turner purchased
a necklace for his wife

three weeks ago
for their anniversary.

So this whole separation
is a pretext

for keeping the kids
out of the toxic school.What?

After I found out
about the jewelry,

I drove to the wife's house
in Encino,

took a picture
of the perfectly happy couple

enjoying a romantic dinner.

You trespassed,

and now you sound as crazy
as your client.

Is this really how you're
gonna spend your life, Parker?

Selling your integrity
by the hour?

You had no problem
taking a paycheck

when you worked here.

Now get out of my office.

Hello, Bingum.

You kick me out
of your office,

then you ask me to meet you
on the eighth hole?

You know much
about building a golf course?

What? No.
At least I don't think I do.

Pay attention.

You might learn something.Okay.

Five years ago,
this land was dry and flat.

A developer turned it into this
with hills and valleys.

How do you suppose
he did that?
Um--

Dirt.
Lots and lots of dirt.

Parker,
what is going on?

Did you have a stroke?
You're acting weird.

Hey, Bingum, catch.

Miss LaRose, you're known as
the "Don't give it away" lady,

correct?Yes.

So after my client called you
a Hoover,

and left your seminar,

how many attendees
wanted their money back?
None.

How many cancellations
for upcoming seminars?
None.

Teri Lee told a roomful of women
that you gave it away.

Surely,
that would hurt business.

Nobody listens to Teri Lee.
Nobody ever listened to Teri.

An excellent point, Marcie.
Thank you.

What?The defense moves to dismiss.

The law is clear.

Slander requires
at least the possibility

that the victim be damaged
by the public utterances.

By Miss LaRose's own admission,

neither her business
nor her reputation suffered.

Hold on.You were perfectly clear.

This case is dismissed.

Thank you.Yeah, whatever.

Marcie,
I'm sorry I started that rumor.

I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings.

Let me get one thing
perfectly clear.

Nothing you could ever say
could hurt my feelings.

If that's the case, I don't
feel bad calling you a b--

Hello, Mrs. Lee.Marcie. I'm sorry to interrupt.

But let me be perfectly clear.

I listen to Teri Lee,

and I believe she was about
to call you a bitch.

And I couldn't agree more.

Let's go eat
some smelly kimchi.

Mr. Turner, do you remember
what happened to the dirt

removed from the high-school lot
after you dug the foundation?

It was several years ago.

One thousand tons were delivered
to the Agoura Country Club,

to create the hills and ponds
and fairways.

I would like to submit
this bill of lading

as the plaintiff's Exhibit 6.

Your Honor, how much more
do we need to sit through?

You dismissed
for lack of evidence.

That was before she filed
a qui tam suit,

allowing her to sue personally
on behalf of the high school,

a shrewd legal maneuver
that I did not see coming.

So, Mr. Turner,

if the soil
from the high-school site

is not toxic,

then you shouldn't have
any trouble

eating this orange
from a tree

that's been growing in that soil
for the past two years.

Objection.OWEN: Sustained.

There will be no snacking
on allegedly tainted citrus.

No problem.

I paid a testing company
to test the soil

around the Agoura Country Club
for lead contamination.

The preliminary testing
has yielded

some pretty interesting results.

In fact,
I have an e-mail here--

Your Honor, may I take a moment
to consult with my client?

Why not?

What's going on there?

Franklin's telling Parker
that there's a chance

that the soil study
from the golf course

might find some lead.

Now Parker is telling Franklin
that if that's the case,

now might be a really good time
to make us a settlement offer.

So Franklin is getting angry,

telling Parker there must be
something he can do.

So Parker is going
to turn to me and say--

Miss Bingum,
can we step outside?

Absolutely.

With your permission,
Your Honor?
Of course.

While I'm out, say hello.

Catherine?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Bingum.

Congratulations on your win.

Thank you.

And thank you for the tour
of the golf course.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

After you left,
I had an obligation

to assess the validity
of your accusation.

The courts frown
upon subordination of perjury

and I couldn't be
a part of that.

Wow. That's a load
of legal crap.

Your only obligation
was to keep your mouth shut

and protect your client.Former client.

They'll spend every last cent
cleaning up that toxic soil.

Won't be any money left over
for legal services.

I can't say I'm sorry.

So I have an opening

for a talented,
determined attorney.

Comes with terrific benefits,
opportunity for promotion,

and a crabby assistant.

What do you say?

Jane?

Hey, Cassie.

If you're looking
for Grayson--

I'm here to see you.

Oh. Okay.

You broke us up.What?

No.
What did Grayson say?

He said that it wasn't fair
for him to lead me on,

that I was investing
in him.

But Grayson doesn't talk
like that.

He doesn't think
like that.

Okay.

See, I'm actually trying
to look out for you.

See, Grayson's--

I was happy
with what we had.

It was fun.

I knew exactly who I was to him
and I was fine with it.

The bigger question here is
who are you to Grayson?

I'm his friend.

He told me about how you were
by his bedside during his coma,

how you helped plan
his failed wedding.

You even got him the job
at this firm.

That's more than a friendship,

that's an investment.

You should go.

I don't like to meddle,

but, um, you should tell him
how you really feel,

or move on.

You might not be sleeping
with him,

but you're still
giving it away.

Come in, Miss Bingum.

Okay,
how did you know--?

We have dinner reservations
at 8.

You are a little early.
I haven't disrobed.

I already said no
to having dinner.

You were in the midst
of a case.

Now you've snatched victory
from the jaws of defeat,

you have reconsidered.

Perhaps I'm wrong, Miss Bingum.
Why are you here?

I wanted to thank you
for hearing my qui tam petition

and for ensuring
that justice is served.

You're very welcome.

Is that all?

Yeah. That's all.

Have a good evening.You too.

Oh. Whoa!

Thank you for giving me
time to change.

You ready to eat?

But I-- Heh.

But you what?

I was wondering
if you wanted to get a drink

on the way
to the restaurant.

It's like you're reading
my mind. Please.

His Honor would be honored.Oh. Heh-heh.