All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S03E04 - The Wedding (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model?
That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

♪ It really doesn't have
To be complicated ♪

♪ Simple things are way... ♪Wow.

They really are beautiful.

Can't believe you're picking up
Grayson's wedding rings.

You're taking this
to an extreme.

Well, I'm trying to be Zen.

I'm totally at peace with this.

That is, like, Dalai Lama-level
at peace with it.

Are you sure you're okay?

I'm fine.

At peace.Congratulations.

She did not
just say congratulations.

I'm at peace with it, damn it.

But after Grayson's accident

and coma and recovery,

this must be
what the universe wants.

Well, I believe the universe
is a perpetual mystery.

Which is what Rihanna said

when asked why she mixed
Marc Jacobs with classic Chanel.

That outfit was stunning,
by the way.

So, sweetie,

did I tell you
that Grayson asked me

to read a poem at the wedding?

You're okay with that, right?

Give me the bag!

Oh, my God.

So you're not okay with that.

Okay, I have $20 in my wallet.

Oh, God,
but I went to the dry cleaner's,

so I only have three bucks.

But, oh, oh, oh--

I have these awesome earrings

that are actually total fakes.

I bought them on HSN,
and this watch,

total knockoff,
from Venice boardwalk.

But here,
just please take them all.

No, thanks.

"No, thanks"?Drop your weapon!

Jane, what's going on?

On your knees now!

Ma'am, are you okay?Uh, yeah.

A little shook up,
but I'm fine.

Thank you.

Oh, that's mine.

Sorry, it's evidence.

Oh.

Stacy, are you still there?

Did you just get robbed?

Are you okay?Yes and yes.

They're beautiful.
Congratulations.

Thank you.

Your Uncle Joe
is gonna love my Aunt Judy.

My sister hates the way
he snort-laughs.

He's next to the family table.

How about we move them both to
Siberia?

I love you.

Hello, handsome bride
and blushing groom.

Still waiting on when
you'll be using my gift.

What gift?
Grayson?

Uh, Teri
has generously offered...

to give us a dance lesson.

Not just a dance lesson.

I have offered to choreograph

an extravaganza your guests
will discuss for years.

How amazing.
Thank you, Teri.

I'll book studio time
for tomorrow.

And I'd rather be closer
to the bar.

Uh-huh.

I know that
you're not into it,

but the first dance
is important to me.

Well, say no more.

If it's important to you...

it's important to me.

Hmm.

Hey, Vanessa.
Can't wait for the big day.

Thanks, Jay.

Grayson,
I know your brain is busy

with seating charts
and ring pillows.

Wow. But I assume
you came to the office

because you work here?

Vanessa, no need to seat me

with the wedding party.

That's right,
because Kim's solo.

Oh, is Kim at that table?

Here's the deal.
My best friend in junior high

was Cole Lamburt, Jr.

Cole Lamburt, Sr.
left a message with my office.

Animal Control seized his pet.

And you want me
to go fetch it?

I want you to help out
an old friend's father.

In his voicemail, he said,
"They've taken Missy."

Sounded upset.

Missy?

Bastards kidnapped her

right out of my own
backyard corral.

They left me this citation.

Bastards!
Try and tone down
the hostility.

Sure, bend over for the man.

Typical yupster.

Where is Parker?

Busy, but I can handle this.

Why did they take Missy?No idea.

She's been like a member
of the family for years.

I'm a retired professor.

I imported her
for educational purposes,

and renewed her permit
every year on time.

Excuse me, sir.

I told him.
I can't help.

Fascist!

Even if I could,
I don't want to.

Cole.

I'm Grayson Kent,
Mr. Lamburt's attorney.

There must have been a mix-up.Take it up with the city.

Look, sir.

I'm getting married
day after tomorrow.

Can you please help me out?

Sorry, man. Can't help you.Permit clearly states--

Once in the cage,
go to Municipal Courtroom 15.

But--I got kittens to feed.

Have a nice day.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Are you hurt?

Oh. I'm fine.

There he is.

I hope he gets
a thousand years.

Can I hiss
when they call his name?
No.

Grayson's wedding rings
are in evidence.

I'll throw myself at the court
and try and get them back.

Docket 4723-G,
robbery in the first degree.

Where's your public defender,
Mr. Geary?

I don't know, Your Honor.

Oh, Ms. Bingum.

Yes, Your Honor?

The public defender isn't here,

and I've got
a dental appointment.

Can you step in, please?

Maybe Your Honor isn't aware.

I am both the emotionally
shattered victim

and the key witness
to the defendant's act,

so you see--
I see.
I just don't care.

For the purposes
of this hearing only,

would you please step in
and offer his plea?

Of course.

Anything
to speed the wheels of justice.

And get those rings back.

You are a very bad man.

I know,
and I'm really, really sorry.

Um, okay.

The public defender would advise
to plead not guilty.

If I were not the person
that you robbed,

that's what I suggest.

I wanna plead guilty.What? No--

Speaking
as an officer of the court,

I strongly advise you
to plead not guilty.

But I am.
Guilty!

No, just a second.

This is my decision, right?Counselor!

Against the advice of counsel,

defendant pleads guilty.

The plea is accepted.

Sentencing to take place
Tuesday at noon.

Your Honor.

I know it's not customary

to release evidence
prior to sentencing,

but in addition to being lawyer
and witness and victim,

I'm also the best man
at a wedding

the day after tomorrow.

My client stole
the wedding rings from me.

I need them back.

And I need a week in the islands
with my pool boy.

But you know how it works,

you'll get them back
after sentencing.

What's the matter
with you?

You call yourself a lawyer?

No. Oh.

Yes, I am a lawyer.
And who are you?

I'm Keith's wife.

How could you let him
plead guilty?

Uh--It's his third strike.

Twenty-five years minimum,
no parole.

It's okay.No, it's not okay, Keith.

Come on.

This is all your fault.

Someone join a book club?Mm-mm.

Grayson asked me to read
a love poem during the ceremony.

This is my research.

So many options.

Shakespeare, Bronte, Weisberger.

Weisberger?

Lauren Weisberger?
The Devil Wears Prada?

She is like the modern-day
Maya Angelou.

Isn't Maya Angelou
the modern-day Maya Angelou?

Good morning.How'd you sleep?

I didn't.

That robbery
must have been terrifying.

I suggest
a long weekend of BFD.

"Boyfriend doctor."

Hmm. It's what
I'm calling Bill now.

That's catchy.

And that would be great,
but...

I can't stop thinking
about this robbery.

Post-traumatic stress.
I've seen it on TV.

Lie down.I'm not traumatized.

I'm confused.

Keith robbed me
in broad daylight

in the middle
of Beverly Hills.

You're on a first-name basis
with your robber?

Is he your Facebook friend?

Robbery is definitely
a good reason to de-friend.

After Keith took the rings,

he practically stood there

and waited for the cops
to show up.

He pleaded guilty
against my advice.

I went to talk to him after.
He refused to see me.

You're still his lawyer?

Till another attorney
is assigned.

So as his attorney,

I'm going down to lockup
to find out what's going on.

My client's permits
are up to date.

There's no reason why the camel
should not be returned.

Animal Control had no right to--Sorry to interrupt.

Assistant U.S. Attorney
Jonas Blaine for the government.

We have a federal warrant
for the arrest of Mr. Lamburt.

Excuse me?
Arrest him for what?

"Criminal sale
of a controlled substance"?

What substance?Raw camel's milk.

Illegal under section 458-B
of the Pure Food and Drug Act.

You're coming with us.Do something.

Don't say anything.
I'll take care of it.

Get me Parker!
I want Parker!

I've apologized to you.

I've thanked you.
Can't you just leave me alone?

That's not really
my nature.

Now, I have reviewed
your case file,

and something's off.

Your two prior strikes
are barely strikes at all.

Writing bad checks
for $175 and $450?

What's going on?

The bad checks
were for medicine.

My mother was sick.
Couldn't afford insurance.

She died while I was in prison
two years ago.

I'm sorry.

I'm not leaving here
until I get the real story.

And I will get it.

Because deep down,
you wanna tell me.

How do you figure that?I don't know.

I once saw a lawyer
say that in a movie

and it totally worked.

I'm sick.

A couple months ago,
I was doing time.

My appendix burst.

I had an operation
in the prison hospital,

and a week later,
my eyes turned yellow.

Jaundice, the first symptom
of hepatitis.

The prison doctors put me
on this interferon therapy,

but since I got out,
I can't afford it.

Therapy's three grand a month.What about insurance?

No, hep B is considered
a pre-existing condition.

And I will not become a burden
on my wife.

I know how difficult

a chronic illness can be
on someone you love.

So you figured the best solution

was to commit a crime,

get sent back to prison,
go back on interferon therapy.

It sounds crazy,

but I'm a dead man
if I don't go back.

To the same prison
that gave you hepatitis?

Ironic, huh?Yeah.

And it's not right.

Yeah,
but what can I do about it?

Well, I'm the lawyer,

so it's my job
to figure that out.

Really?

I rob you,
and you wanna help me?

Ironic, huh?

Hey, Gene Kelly,
dance lesson today.

My piece-of-cake case
got upgraded to federal court.

Can't get away.
Have you seen Parker?

On his way back from a mani-pedi
for your wedding.

You know how he gets
about cuticles.

Don't have to go to a studio.
Do it here.

In the office?
I don't think so.

Vanessa.

Hey.

What?

Oh, funny. I was just
discussing that with Teri.

I know.
I'm busy too.

Teri wants to do
the lesson here,

but I told her
that you'd--

Love it.

Of course.

Can't wait.

Is Jane in her office?Go on in, twinkle toes.

Hey, how you doing?You heard about the rings?

I heard you got robbed.I am so sorry.

I'll get them back as soon--Stop. Stop. You're okay.

I just got messages
from both of you.

Who wants to go first?

Oh.

Well, thank you.

I am suing
the Antelope Valley Prison,

which is privately owned
and run by Veticon Incorporated.

Taking on a Fortune 500.
I like it. Cause of action?

They showed
negligent indifference

to a prisoner
who contracted hepatitis.

Helling v. McKinney

provides for liability
under the 8th Amendment.

Good job.

You're up.
How'd you do at the pound?

His pet is a camel.

The government
not only seized Missy,

but arrested Cole
for selling camel milk

across state lines.

Our client
is a rogue camel milker?

And DOJ posted Missy
on an exotic-animal database

for immediate adoption by a zoo
or a wild-animal park.

Well, looks like it's time
to bring in the big gun.

Me.

Where's Cole now?In lockup.

I'll go see him.

I want you to petition
for an expedited hearing.

You realize
I'm getting married tomorrow?

Then you better hurry up.
Excuse me.

You got a second?Sure.

You've been back a week,
and not a single client.

Hey, it takes time
to make rain.

Until then,
you can be Jane's second chair.

Parker, I--If you're gonna yell at me

for assigning you to be Jane's--Thank you.

Okay. For what?

I was worried it might be
awkward after we broke up,

but by assigning me
to work with Jane,

my least-favorite attorney
at the firm or on earth,

you're my
pain-in-the-ass boss again.

If your pain-in-the-ass boss
ordered you to have lunch?

I'd say,
"I'm busy working with Jane."

Right.

Hey.
They had your favorite salad.

Oh, Freddy, I'm so upset.

Oh, damn it.
Mushrooms. I'm sorry.

You can have my club sandwich.

No, not lunch.

Grayson called.

I don't get to choose the poem.

He wants me to read
Vanessa's favorite.

Oscar Wilde's "We Are Made One
with What We Touch and See."

Sounds lovely.It's cursed.

Cursed?
I've read it
at two different weddings.

Both marriages lasted
less than a year.

That's a coincidence.

I do not wanna be
the one responsible

for Grayson and Vanessa
splitting up.

You think I sound crazy.

Crazy beautiful.

Thank you.

There are mysterious forces
at play in the universe

that affect things
here on Earth.

What kind of things?

The winds, the tides,

the MTV Movie Awards.

Um, well,
if you feel that strongly,

you should talk to Vanessa,
explain the universe.

She's a lawyer,
so use lawyerly logic

to present your case
against the poem.

So I need to convince a bride

on the day before her wedding

not to use her favorite poem

on the most important day
of her life.

You have an excellent grasp
of the situation.

Yeah.

Lawsuit's ridiculous.

We supported the parole
commissioner's decision

to release Keith early.

Now you're suing
for his medical care?

We have copies
of his blood work

prior to entering
Veticon's prison.

He was hep negative.

Two years into his sentence,
he turned hep positive.

Res ipsa loquitur.

Your prison infirmary
gave him the disease.

How do you prove that?Days after his appendectomy

he became jaundiced.

A common symptom that occurs
within a month of exposure.

There are numerous ways

an inmate can contract
that disease.

Hep B is contracted
through blood.

Our client didn't have sex,
get a tattoo,

participate in any fights.

You made me sick.

Prison hospital is accredited,
clean and efficient.

I've filed a motion
to subpoena all patient files

from the prison's hospital
from the past five years

to determine a pattern
of deliberate indifference.

Ms. Bingum,
my corporation owns 17 prisons,

and we provide security
around the globe.

With the amount of oversight
in our business,

we wouldn't be where we are
if we didn't play by the rules.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

We're not finished here.I am.

I have a stockholders'
presentation.

We're giving you a chance
to settle with our client.

If not,
we'll find the smoking gun,

and we'll blow this
into a class action.

Do shareholders like that?Mm-mm.

No, shareholders
don't like that.

Are you threatening me?

If that's how you see it.

I'll have hospital records
delivered to you.

We don't have to hide.

All I see is two lawyers
without a case.

Does Parker know
you took apart his office?

Yeah, I told him
it was Kim's idea.

He's out
for the rest of the day.

This is my dance partner,
Louis Van Amstel.

Nice to meet you, Grayson.

We thought you and Vanessa
could mirror our moves.

Where is she?Stuck in wedding dress fitting.

I was thinking we'll just--Do a private dance lesson.

Come on.
Man up, Grayson.

I won't bite
unless you ask me to.

Okay.
And one and two.

And one and two.

And one and two.

Don't look at my feet.
Look at my face.

You're moving too fast.Well, that's the tempo.

Okay, just one and two
and one and two.

All right, I need a break!

Okay.

Why don't you just
watch me and Louis?

Louis, front and center.

Grayson, music.

♪ Ooh, baby ♪

♪ I've been missing you ♪

♪ I've been calling
On the phone ♪

♪ And wondering
If you're home ♪

♪ So I'm gonna get there fast
A hop, skip and a jump ♪

And I'm organizing
an inmate sit-in

if conditions don't improve.

All right,
don't cause trouble.

I don't cause trouble.
I act against injustice.

Or don't you remember?

How could I forget?

Toughest dad on the block.

So according to the charges,

you've been bottling camel milk
and selling it on the internet.

Camel milk is chock-full
of vitamins and fatty acids

that help cancer patients,
autistic children, diabetics.

Why hasn't the USDA
legalized it?

They're not gonna legalize
camel milk

until it's been properly tested.

But there is no test.

Which is the roadblock.

You're catching on.

There is, of course,
the Dubai connection.

Dubai?Mm-hmm.

Government
allows importation

of camel-milk products
from Dubai.

There's this milk-chocolate bar
made with camel's milk,

12 bucks.
Can't keep them on the shelves.

So if camel milk isn't okay,

then why should our government

allow importation
of camel-milk products?

Mr. Lamburt?Yupster.

I got bad news.

There's a zoo in Minneapolis
adopting Missy.

She's scheduled to leave L.A.
tomorrow.

No, Missy is a California girl.

She'll never survive a winter.What about your petition?

Court consolidated charges.
We're up first thing tomorrow.

There you go.
Thank you.Thanks.

Oh, Vanessa.

Oh, Stacy.Hi.

Hi.Hi.

I am so looking forward
to the big day.

Thank you.
What are you doing here?

It's about that poem
I'm reading.

Oscar Wilde.Mm.

Takes my breath away.

Which might be a problem.I don't follow.

You will, 'cause I'm about to be
extremely logical.

Okay, here it goes.

Oscar's bad mojo.

Bad mojo?

We shall be notes
In that great Symphony

Whose cadence circles
Through the rhythmic spheres

And all the live
World's throbbing heart

Shall be one with our heart

Wow, right?Right.

Wrong.Wrong?

People cry at weddings.Because they're happy.

No, miserable.
They haven't found

their one perfect soul mate.I see.

With that poem,
you rub their faces

in their lonely lives.I never thought of that.

You're welcome.

But I still love that poem.

We'll have an open bar
at the reception,

so the wretched and lonely
will be just fine.

Thank you for your concern,
though.

Oh, anytime.

How's it going?

Well, I've got four paper cuts
and no smoking gun.

You?Working to liberate

a misunderstood camel
and her owner.

And getting married
in less than 24 hours.

Yes.
Are you nervous?

Well, not about the wedding,
but the first dance,

that's a different story.

Well, you'll be great.

Just count the beats out loud
if you need to.

What?

Deb used to count for me.

She'd use this silly
Russian accent.

I'd relax, and--

Suddenly you could
move to the beat.

Yeah.

Then...

maybe...

I can help.

You're not serious.

So what do you say?

You ready?No.

You can do this.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Oh.
Yes, you are a strong man.

Like bull.

All we need is some music.

I'm dancing.

Oh. Um...

Just in time.
He is all yours.

Hey.Hey.

All right, watch this.
All right.

You ready?Yeah.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hey, somebody call for a BFD?

Oh. You've been
talking to Stacy.

Guilty,
but I got your text message.

You said it was an emergency.
Some of us make house calls.

I did not say emergency.All right.

I was looking
for an excuse to see you.

If my receptionist calls,
I'm performing your craniotomy.

Okay. Oh.

I got you something.

A gift?Yeah.

At the wedding,

I am going to be wearing

midnight navy
with a kiss of moonlight.

And I thought
it might be nice to coordinate.

Well, I'm not sure
what that means, but...

I like the word "kiss."

Thank you.Sure.

Why are you looking
at patient files?

These are
from the prison hospital

that infected my client
with Hepatitis B.

Yikes.
What are we looking for?

"We"?It'd be fun to play lawyer.

Oh, really?
Because I'd rather play doctor.

Okay.
So no, I have to work.

Must work.

Um...

I have to prove...

that the hospital is responsible
for the hepatitis.

I was looking for a cluster
of infections, but no such luck.

What's with the two piles?

"Terminal" refers

to terminally ill patients
still in prison,

and "CER"
is compassionate early release.

A program where sick prisoners
are paroled early.

"Brain cancer,
emphysema with ventilator."

Brutal.These will probably die in jail.

"Advanced diabetes,
stage III bladder cancer."

Huh.
I know that "huh."
What are you thinking?

These patients
that remain in prison,

they have terminal diseases,

but there isn't anything
that can be done to help.

The men in this pile
have expensive diseases

that require treatment.Oh, my God.

The prison is using
this early release program

to get rid
of its expensive patients

in order to save money.

It's a theory.BFD...

you just found my smoking gun.

Mr. Lamburt should have
never been arrested.

He sold a natural drink

to customers
who sought the beverage.

Or to put it another way,

he violated section 458B
of the Pure Food and Drug Act.

On behalf of the greater good.

This law was created
to protect the public

from distribution
of dangerous foods.

My apologies
for the interruption,

but I have 8 ounces
of raw camel milk,

and a sworn affidavit

by the Animal Control officer

who witnessed Missy
being milked 90 minutes ago.

Are you submitting
the milk sample as evidence?

No, Your Honor.

But if it posed a true danger
to the American people

then why would
my brilliant associate

on the partner fast track

be so willing
to drink this glass

just hours
before he's scheduled

to walk down the aisle
to be married?

Um, objection.

Sustained.

That is beneath the dignity
of this courtroom.

Not to mention it's absurd.

Which is our point.

We're meeting absurdity
with absurdity.

I won't set aside
federal policies

for the chugalug defense.
I'm ruling in favor of--

One more moment
of the court's time, please.

The American Jobs Creation Act,
HR 4520

encourages domestic production
to create jobs.

Now I find it absurd

that the hopes and dreams
of a small American businessman

like Cole Lamburt
are to be crushed,

but foreign entrepreneurs
are free

to import camel-milk products
to the U.S.

Is that true?Yes, Your Honor.

Right here, I have a camel-milk
chocolate bar from Dubai.

I bought it
at the health food store.

You cannot uphold
a minor federal policy

prohibiting the sale of milk

and then deny
the greater federal goal

of creating jobs
that benefit our country.

We urge you to drop the charges
and return Mr. Lamburt's pet.

There is a truck
scheduled to leave tonight

to transport his camel
across the country.

I understand the urgency.
I'll rule within the hour.

How's it going?

Data shows every prisoner
released through CER

has an expensive-to-treat
illness,

but Veticon doesn't decide
which prisoners get released.

That's the deputy parole
commissioner's job.

We link him to Veticon.Not so easy.

The current deputy
parole commissioner

started as a corrections
officer in Dallas.

He worked in four prisons.

None were owned by Veticon.
I can't find a link.

How's it going, Jane?
And my platonic employee?

Just fine, boss.

Ladies.

What was that?Nothing.

Okay. 'Cause it sounded like
you were trying to reinforce

your non-dating status.

Ugh.
Whatever.

Wait.

Who is the deputy parole
commissioner's boss?

Who does he report to?

The DPC is appointed
by the sheriff.

And the sheriff
was elected in 2007,

the year the early release
program was introduced.

Not enough to prove
undue influence or a link.

No, but it's a start.

Ms. Bingum. Welcome.

Come meet my stockholders.

We need to talk.

Now is not the time.

The deputy parole commissioner

who determines which inmates
get released early

reports to the Antelope Valley
sheriff.

Is this a civics lesson?

I dug
into the sheriff's background.

Five years
before he was elected

he was CFO of Veticon.

And Veticon was one of his
biggest campaign contributors.

Bet you know
where I'm going with this.

My doctor friend did the math.

The compassionate
early release program

saves the prison approximately
a million dollars a year.

I'm assuming
the sheriff's on your payroll.

So now I am too.

What do you want?

A hundred thou
to keep my mouth shut.

You'll be paid
as an off-book consultant.

I'll be in touch.

That enough to indict?

You bet.

We got it?

We got it.Okay.

After careful consideration,

I've decided
to release Mr. Lamburt,

who will serve 500 hours
of community service.

Your release is conditioned
on the agreement

you not sell
a single drop of camel's milk

until the USDA-approved test
is officially available.

When might that happen,
the 12th of never?

I apologize, Your Honor.

To that end,
I strongly suggest

the USDA develop and release
a test without delay.

If that test is not available
within six months

I suggest Mr. Lamburt
file a suit of due process.

I do not look favorably
on undue delay.

Mr. Lamburt's camel?

She is to be released

to Mr. Lamburt immediately.Yes!

Yes! You wonderful
yupster bastard.

You did it.You're welcome.

Now if you'll both excuse me,
I gotta go get married.

Hey.Good luck.

After an undercover
investigation,

the DA's office
has confirmed a link

between Antelope Valley
Sheriff's Department,

the deputy parole commissioner,
and Veticon Incorporated,

involving the early release
of seriously ill inmates.

Five other states
have now launched

similar investigations into
other Veticon-owned prisons.

The charges will include
bribing a public official,

fraud and racketeering.

Congratulations.Thank you.

Oh.
You're talking about the rings.

Actually,
I'm just the best man, woman.

Whatever.

Uh.
I'm so late.

Thanks. Keith.

I was just coming to see you.They released me.

I know.
The DA dropped the charges.

Keith.Oh, hey, baby.

Thank you, Ms. Bingum.

I'm so sorry about before.I understand.

Jane, I'm in the same place
where I started.

I can't afford the therapy.

Veticon can and will.

I just spoke to their lawyer,

and they have agreed to pay
for your therapy

as part of a very generous
settlement.

Oh, my God!

I don't know what to say.

Well, I guess
you robbed the right woman.

Don't ever do that again.Yes, ma'am.

Okay, I have to go.

You will not believe
the day I had.

I drank camel milk.You win.

Um, don't worry.

Brides like to make
a dramatic entrance.

Yeah.

Oh, God. Sorry.

I'm sorry.So rude.

I need you to read
your poem now.

Now?And slowly.

Excuse me.

Um, I have been asked
to read my poem now.

It's by Oscar Wilde.

"We are resolved

Into the supreme air"

Vanessa?
What's going on?

I can't marry Grayson.

What? Okay.

I'm sure this is just cold feet.
It's perfectly normal.

When you and Grayson
were dancing...

Oh, no. It wasn't--

It wasn't like that--No, I know. I know.

Relax. I'm just--
I'm not making any sense.

Okay, I'm confused.It's just you two

were so effortless
and natural.

And it's never been like that
for me with him.

But he loves you.

You're going
to break his heart.

Maybe so.

But I can't help feeling

like some kind
of consolation prize.

Wait.

Is this all because of Deb?

Honestly, I don't know.

I'm just painfully aware

that there is something missing
in our relationship.

And every day,
I wake up

hoping that things
will be different.

But I deserve more.

And maybe he doesn't know it,

but he does too.

Well,
Grayson will be devastated.

I'm sorry.

Jane, if you were in my shoes,

would you marry Grayson?

In a heartbeat.

What?

He deserves it face to face.

So if you ever cared

anything about him--No.

No, I'm not that brave.

Goodbye, Jane.

And all the live
World's throbbing heart

Shall be one
With our hearts

The stealthy creeping years
Have lost their terrors now

We shall not die

The Universe itself
Shall be our Immortality!

What is going on?

She said what?

I'm sorry.

Excuse me,
ladies and gentlemen.

I have some sad news.

There won't be a wedding today.

I'm sorry.

Many of you have traveled
long distances to be here.

Please stay.

Eat, drink.

It's paid for.

♪ Baby ♪

♪ You know I love you so ♪

♪ I'll never think about... ♪

I'll take "awkward
social gatherings" for 200.

Great band.Bride's favorite.

♪ I wanna hold you tight ♪

We could dance.

Has anyone seen Grayson?

I saw him walking
to the lobby 20 minutes ago.

Would you excuse me?Yeah, sure.

♪ Grow old with you
Every wonderful year ♪

♪ Oh, darling ♪

Again.

But my fiancée stood me up.

You've made that very clear.

You're cutting me off?

Sorry, sir.

Then I will sue you.

I will sue you
for excessive emotional distress

of the emotionally distressed.

Easy, counselor.Jane.

Hi.He cut me off!

Thank you.No problem.

You're taking his side?
You're fired.

I am gonna find another lawyer,

one who--

Where are my keys?

With the valet.

Ugh. Damn.
Here.

Why don't I help you
to your room?

I don't need your help.

I'd like that very much.

Okay.

Here we go.

I am never
falling in love again.

Never say never.

I fell in love with Deb.
Lost her.

Fell in love with Vanessa.
Lost her.

Now, see, that was just...

That's just two strikes, so...

You just need
to keep on swinging.

Nope.

I am done.

D-O-N.

Oh!

You...

are a hall-of-fame best man.

Thank you.

The only person I can rely on.

What happened with Vanessa,

it just happened.

But maybe it was for a reason.

You know?Mm.

And you will fall in love
again.

Because you deserve it.

And maybe you'll find it
sooner than you think.

Good night, Grayson.

Grayson.

Grayson.

Grayson, I'm stuck
under your arm.