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See that aspiring model?
That was me, Deb,
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until the day I died.
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I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,
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but there was a bit of a mix-up
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and I woke up
in someone else's body.
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So now I'm Jane,
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a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.
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I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.
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The only people who know
what's going on with me
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are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.
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I used to think everything
happened for a reason.
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And, well,
I sure hope I was right.
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Hi, Bill.
This is Jane Bingum.
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Um, I was just checking in
to see how you're doing
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since yesterday morning
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when you left my house
and said you'd call.
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Anyway, um, call me.
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Hi.What was that?
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Nothing.
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You next-day-dialed
the doctor.
No. Maybe.
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You slept with him
on the first date.
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Oh, my God,
did Stacy tell you?
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No. It was just a guess
that paid off.
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So you must be feeling--
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Please don't say "dirty"
or "whorey."
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I was gonna say
"on fire."
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Teri,
he still hasn't called yet.
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Is everything set
for Grayson's dinner party?
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Four courses,
elegant and dignified,
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just like you asked.
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Perfect.
And my 2:00?
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Already in your office.Thank you.
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Good afternoon.Good afternoon.
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Hi.
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I am Jane Bingum.Hi.
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How can I help you?
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We wanna sue a sperm bank.Oh.
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Wait.
I know what you're thinking.
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Yawn, another dwarf
suing a sperm bank.
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Eli.
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I conceived my son with the help
of a company named ZygoLife.
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I'm sorry, please sit down.
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Here's the thing.
I have a wonderful child.
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Perfect, really.
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Mom, seriously,
you don't have to qualify.
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Ms. Bingum,
despite my perfection,
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I was born with some issues.
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You probably haven't noticed,
but I'm a little person.
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Wow, you don't say.The problem isn't being small,
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it's the associated
medical conditions.
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Scoliosis,
early onset arthritis--
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The official diagnosis
is achondroplasia.
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I put together
the relevant information.
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Achondroplasia is caused
by a mutation
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in the growth factor receptor
called FGR3.
Mm-hmm.
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I'll need physical therapy
and medication
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for the rest of my life.
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Well, that costs money.
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Life costs money.
We're doing okay.
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You're working three jobs,
Mom.
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She doesn't have the mutation.
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So the only explanation
is ZygoLife's sperm.
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Now, check this out.
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They promised state-of-the-art
genetic screening.
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This is impressive.
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I have a lot of time waiting
for appointments.
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The point is,
ZygoLife screwed up,
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and we wanna take them
to court.
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Okay.
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Kaswell.Parker.
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I was just in the neighborhood
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and thought I would drop by
to return this.
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Are you crazy?
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This is my place of work.
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I'm actually glad you're here.
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Really?
Yes.
I'm interviewing at other firms.
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I've heard.
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Then why are you ignoring
my request for recommendations?
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I've been busy.
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But not too busy
to return my panties.
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Thank you very much.
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Welcome.
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Psst.
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Hey, you.Hey, you.
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I'm just making sure
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we are still on for drinks
with my dad
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after your bachelor party.
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Not a party. Just a dinner.
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Right.And, yes, see you guys at 10.
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Um, can I ask you a favor?
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Anything.
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Well, I think that my dad
was just a little disappointed
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that you didn't check with him.
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He wants me to ask
for your hand?
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I know it's old-fashioned,
but he's a judge.
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He likes tradition and ritual.
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Sure you don't mind me
treating you like property?
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Absolutely.
Demand my hand, please.
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If he says no, I'll have to
offer him two goats and a mule.
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Not funny.
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Oh. Gotta go.Okay. Bye.
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I love you.I love you too.
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First course: Prosciutto
di Parma, which I know you love.
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Second:
Ricotta and egg ravioli,
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which you've never had,
but you'll love.
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Third, Lobster alla diavola,
my personal favorite.
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And for dessert,
rosemary olive oil cakes.
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Sounds perfect.I know, right?
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There he is,
the man of the hour.
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Better last more than an hour.
We have a lot to eat.
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Good news.
There's been a change of plans.
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What?I canceled the restaurant.
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Rebooked us at
La Muse Gentlemen's Club.
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Limo is waiting.What--?
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Awesome.It's a gentlemen's club.
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Teri, no. Going to a club
with half-naked women around
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is not what Grayson wants
for his bachelor party.
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It's what every man wants
for his bachelor party. Right?
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No arguing with the boss.
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Yeah.
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♪ Well, Ana, you're late ♪
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Cute outfit.
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It comes in four colors.
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I know,
I have it in the other three.
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Freddy,
show her some love.
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♪ The girls on the floor ♪
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Um...
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♪ We've come here to stare ♪
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I'm good.
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God, I miss law school.
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Hey, Vanessa.
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Sorry for the voice mail,
but Parker changed things up.
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It's gonna be a late night.
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How about lunch tomorrow?
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You, me, your dad,
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and I promise
I'll ask for your hand.
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You okay?
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Smoke aggravates my asthma.You should tell your boss.
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That would be Bobby Z,
and he could care less.
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That pole ain't gonna make
any money on its own.
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I need some fresh air,
Bobby.
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On your own time.
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Jerk.
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My advice? Mention California
labor section 6400 to the jerk.
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You're a lawyer?Yeah.
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So is he.
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Then he knows the law says
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an employer must provide
a place of employment
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that's both safe
and healthful.
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Good to know, Mr.--?
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Kent.
Grayson Kent.
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Do you want a lap dance?
On the house?
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Thanks, but I should get back
to my bachelor party.
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♪ Come and try ♪
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Oh, no, thank you.
Okay.
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Okay. All right.
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Nice French tips.
Your tips.
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Honey, you gotta loosen up.
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Yeah, be cool, Jane.
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I'm loose! I'm cool.
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Is that liquid eyeliner?
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Because I've always been afraid
to try it.
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Start from the center of the eye
and work your way out.
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I will try that. Thank you.
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Oh, God, I gotta grab this.
It could be the doctor.
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I mean, not my doctor--
Kind of-- I don't know--
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We're kind of dating.
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But we're not really dat--
Oh!
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Oh, God! Sorry.
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Thank you.
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♪ Excuse me if I'm dying
For a little more ♪
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Watch it.Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Ew. God.
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♪ Now baby what you do
What you do to me ♪
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♪ I know that you will
And girl ♪
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Hello?
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Sweetie,
has the doctor called?
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Uh, no. No, not yet.
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Why is it so loud
at the restaurant?
What?
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I can't hear you.
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What--? I can't hear you.
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Hey, that's what I just said.
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I can't even hear you. Stacy. Well, have fun.
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Oh, bring home some dessert.
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Okay.
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Well, I am off to work.
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Good morning.It certainly is.
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Fred, Fred.
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You forgot your--Oh, my tie.
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Yes.
Thank you, my love.
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Everything seems hunky-dory.
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You'd think so, but no.
Not hunky, not dory.
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What's going on?
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I think
Fred is hiding something.
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Every time I ask him
about his past
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he changes the subject
or distracts me with sex.
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Oh, well, you know, Fred is a--
He's a very private person.
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Or he's not
who he claims to be.
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Well, who else would he be?
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Have you ever heard of witness
protection or the CIA?
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Or Mrs. Doubtfire?Stacy, no--
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Then why won't he tell me
anything personal?
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You know him.
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What do you think?I think I need to get to court.
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I'm suing a sperm bank
on behalf of a little person.
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You have a great job.
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I know.
How'd I get so lucky?
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Oh, yeah,
I crashed into a truck. Bye.
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Bye.
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Remember me?Of course, the asthmatic dancer.
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Said the lousy lawyer.Excuse me?
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I complained about the smoke
machine and I got fired.
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Employees can't be fired
for asserting their rights.
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My boss, Bobby Z,
said I'm not an employee.
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He said
that I'm an independent--
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Contractor. Which is what
employers call their employees
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when they wanna dodge the laws.So where does that leave me?
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With a lawsuit. I'll get you
an expedited hearing today.
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That is, if you don't mind being
represented by a lousy lawyer.
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I'm sorry.
That was mean.
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I have to reschedule a lunch
with my father-in-law to be,
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then we'll head to court.
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I'm gonna meet you there.
I wanna pick up my lucky pumps.
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Judges love them.
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Seventeen years ago,
Eli Haller was born.
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But because of a negligent
failure by the defendant,
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his mother now bears
the financial burden
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of paying
for the associated costs
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due to his medical conditions
that could've been prevented.
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On behalf of ZygoLife,
I move for summary judgment.
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Plaintiff has failed to state
a cause of action
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upon which relief
can be granted.
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The cause of action
is negligence.
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Straightforward
and demonstrable.
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She may be calling it
negligence,
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but this is actually
a wrongful-life suit.
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She's saying Ms. Haller
should never have given birth.
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Such suits are barred
per California Civil Code 43.6.
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We are not suing
for wrongful life.
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Only for the medical costs
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associated with Mr. Haller's
conditions.
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It amounts to the same thing.
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No--
Sorry, I agree.
This avenue is closed.
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I-I'm sorry.
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It's okay, Ms. Bingum.
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I will come up
with another way.
No.
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Mom.You heard the judge.
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Let's go.
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What are you doing here?
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I have been
a bad guardian angel.
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Well, we all know that's true.
Why the sudden realization?
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Teri told me
you're stressing out.
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You haven't heard
from the doctor.
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He's a neurosurgeon.
255
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What are you gonna do
about it?
256
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I could offer advice.
I could listen.
257
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I am at your service.
258
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,423
Okay,
I think I liked you better
259
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,164
when you were more
self-absorbed.
260
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Did you call him?Yes.
261
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,559
Maybe he didn't get
the message. Call.
262
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I called four times.
263
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,867
I should've gotten to you
sooner.
264
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,694
You know, Fred, right now,
265
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,567
maybe you should focus
on your own relationship.
266
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:09,440
What? Why? It's amazing.
Do you know something?
267
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,530
Stacy thinks you have a secret.
You never talk about your past.
268
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I don't have a past.
269
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Figure out something to say
before this ends badly.
270
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,671
Would she believe I'm a gymnast
who didn't have a childhood?
271
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,368
Keep working on it.
272
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,112
Your Honor,
Sierra Santell is an employee
273
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and entitled to the protections
afforded employees by state law.
274
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,423
Dancers have historically
been considered
275
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independent contractors.
276
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They come and go as they choose,
they move from club to club.
277
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Therefore, not employees.
278
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,519
In Hart v. Rick's Cabaret,
279
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a federal judge
defined an employee
280
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as working for someone
281
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,047
who has complete control
over workplace activities.
282
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,615
My client's employer
determined where she worked,
283
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,748
when she worked--Oh. And he also picked my music.
284
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,446
And in the bathroom,
285
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there's a sign for all employees
to wash their hands,
286
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,930
which I do.
287
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,801
There you have it.
288
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:10,023
By law, she is an employee
with clean hands.
289
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,589
I agree.
290
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:15,028
Ms. Santell is hereby reinstated
at La Muse
291
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:18,422
with all benefits retroactive
to the date of hire.
292
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,337
Uh, Ms. Santell.
293
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,686
Love the shoes.
294
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,949
Told you.
295
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,780
How does this sound?
296
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,740
"Kim Kaswell is not just
a brilliant lawyer
297
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,481
"and an inspiring leader,
298
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:37,180
she is one of the most decent
human beings I have ever met."
299
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,791
What are you doing?Parker's refusing to write
300
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,838
recommendations on Kim's behalf,
so I thought we could.
301
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,319
Why would we want to do it?
302
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,843
If she gets a job at a firm,
she won't be coming back.
303
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,672
I thought you would like
the idea.
No.
304
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,372
It's not that.
I let Eli down.
305
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,113
My motion on the case
got rejected
306
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,594
faster than Galliano's
spring collection.
307
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,467
My cousin used a sperm bank.
Totally state-of-the-art.
308
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,079
She wanted a baby half-Korean,
half-Brazilian.
309
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,559
Now she's got a math whiz
with a totally hot bod.
310
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:13,390
Custom-made babies are
the evolution of our culture.
311
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,697
When they make ones
that don't cry, sign me up.
312
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,657
Teri, you are a genius.
313
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,790
I know. Why?
314
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,661
Send ZygoLife a notice
of discovery
315
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,969
demanding information how they
screened their sperm in 1993.
316
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,407
Okay.
Then call Molly Haller
and tell her I'm on my way.
317
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,497
We just got a new cause
of action.
Which is?
318
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,848
ZygoLife claimed their product
was state-of-the-art.
319
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,894
We're suing
for product liability.
320
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,505
You wanna compare my son
to a busted toaster?
321
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,812
A toaster?No.
322
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,423
Uh--
Yes and no.
323
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,599
We are suing for
product liability
324
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,427
as a way around
ZygoLife's defense.
325
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,777
That's awesome.No, it's repulsive.
326
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,649
A means to an end.
327
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,130
It's what I've been fighting
since Eli was born.
328
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,914
He's not a defective product.
329
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:02,048
I am not saying he's defective.
Absolutely not.
330
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,746
I am saying that ZygoLife's
state-of-the-art process
331
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,530
was defective.
332
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,793
That's splitting hairs.Mom.
333
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,362
I'm sorry. No one is ever
gonna say you are not perfect
334
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,711
just the way you are.
335
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,887
Please leave.
336
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,193
Come on.
337
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,256
Hello.Hi.
338
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,911
Eli, you scared me.
I didn't see you come in.
339
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,565
No one did.
I'm desk-height.
340
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,958
Right.
341
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,178
The product-liability angle,
let's do it.
342
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,006
Okay,
I really do wanna help you,
343
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,920
but your mom said no.
344
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,661
You think we can win,
right?
345
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,490
I think we'd have a shot.
346
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,623
This morning,
we got an eviction notice.
347
00:16:55,623 --> 00:17:00,715
Three jobs and my mom
can't afford rent and me.
348
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,587
This isn't getting any better
and you could do something.
349
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,154
Not without your mom.
350
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,330
If the judge says
he'll let this go forward,
351
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,289
then I'll talk to her.
352
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,988
I don't wanna upset her
unless it's for real.Okay.
353
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338
I'll work up a petition
354
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,253
and we will give this
our best shot.
355
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,300
Thanks.
356
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,955
Mr. Kent,
you're ruining our lives.
357
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,175
Uh, care to elaborate?
358
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,351
You got us reclassified
as employees.
359
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,787
That's what we wanted.
360
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,833
Not sure why.
Being an employee sucks.
361
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,965
We used to make a grand a night
in tips.
362
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,881
And now Bobby Z says
that since we're employees,
363
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,840
all of our tips
are corporate earnings,
364
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,669
so he gets to keep them.
365
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,237
That wasn't my intention.That's not good enough.
366
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,673
Desiree.No, she's right.
367
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,415
I'll call Bobby Z,
see what I can do.
368
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,069
Told you guys he'd help.
369
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,507
He couldn't make it worse.One moment.
370
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:57,815
Hey.
Hey,
what's going on in there?
371
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:02,124
New clients.
Oh.
They look more like strippers.
372
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,605
Then we're both right.
373
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,390
You missed drinks with my dad,
then lunch.
374
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,697
And now you've got a room
full of girls.
375
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,916
Are you going through
something?
No, no.
376
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,093
Look, lunch tomorrow
with you and your dad.
377
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,833
I promise I will not leave
378
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,705
until I ask my future
father-in-law
379
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,924
for your hand.Okay.
380
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,536
Hello, ladies.
381
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,581
Lovely to meet you.
Good luck with the case.
382
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,980
In 1993,
a company called Westin Labs
383
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,374
began offering a DNA test
for mutations
384
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,072
in the growth factor receptor
FGR3.
385
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,422
That test would have caught
Eli's condition
386
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,684
had it been used.
387
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,164
We didn't know back then.
388
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,253
Neither did
the scientific community.
389
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,125
Only 30%
of ZygoLife's competitors
390
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,083
used the test in 1993.
391
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,086
How can my client be responsible
for a test he didn't know?
392
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,133
They sold a faulty product.
393
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,657
Whether or not they should've
known about the test
394
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,094
is a jury question.I agree.
395
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,965
I'm granting your petition.
396
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,228
Thank you.
397
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,620
Now hold on.
398
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,622
Cause of action
is product liability.
399
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,364
That's right.In product liability matters,
400
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,714
the statute of limitations
expires two years
401
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,021
after receipt of product.
How old are you, Eli?
402
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,851
Seventeen.You're 15 years too late.
403
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,069
We move to dismiss.
404
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,767
Okay, hold on.
405
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,336
I move to substitute Eli Haller
as the plaintiff
406
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,121
and I name myself
guardian ad litem.
407
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,341
What?It means she'll be my guardian
408
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,343
for the purposes--I understand.
409
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:34,042
Eli's 17. The statute
of limitations doesn't start
410
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,957
for an individual until 18.
411
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:40,483
So Molly Haller is no longer
my client, Eli is.
412
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,096
And the trial starts tomorrow.
413
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,278
Honey, I'm home.
414
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:56,325
Oh. Just in time
for a seaweed smoothie.
415
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,327
It's good for your stamina.
416
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,851
Not that you need any help.Mm-hmm.
417
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,812
Looks delicious.
418
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,380
Hmm.
Stacy,
I've been thinking.
419
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,946
We need to talk.
420
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,340
Oh?No, I just--
421
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,124
I've been focusing
so much on us
422
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,910
that I haven't really told you
anything about myself,
423
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,433
and I feel like sharing.
424
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,305
Oh.
425
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,177
So is there anything
that you wanna ask me?
426
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,223
Because I am ready to tell you
427
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,963
whatever it is
that you wanna know.
428
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,009
I'm an only child
from San Diego.
429
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,358
My favorite color is aqua.
430
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,969
I am a Pisces,
though on the weekend,
431
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,493
I feel more like an Aquarius.
432
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,713
Oh, I feel so much closer
to you right now.
433
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,325
Mmm. That--
434
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,850
Do you wanna go in the bedroom
and test out my stamina?
435
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,591
What about your parents?
436
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:48,551
My parents?
Right.
437
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,857
They're dead.
438
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:53,817
Oh, that's so sad.
439
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,343
Well, no,
I mean, they're not both dead.
440
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,911
My mom is fine
and living in, um...
441
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,873
Alhambra.Alhambra?
442
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:10,486
Could we go see her?No, no. It's too far.
443
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,358
Alhambra is, like,
30 minutes away.
444
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,664
It is?Mm-hmm.
445
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,058
It seems further,
like in Africa.
446
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,407
Mm-mm.
Let's go right now.
447
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,453
No.
Well, how about this?
448
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,194
How about the three of us
go out to lunch
449
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,632
sometime in the future?
450
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,068
How about tomorrow?
451
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:30,071
Unless there's a reason
to put it off.
452
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,858
No. No.
Tomorrow's great.
453
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:38,166
My mom loves Wednesdays.
454
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,912
Hi, Eli.
I'm here to see your mom.
455
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:46,783
She's at work.Right.
456
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,395
She did get your subpoena
before she left.
457
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,659
Great.Come on in.
458
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,140
You know, I wanted to talk
to her about it,
459
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,882
but she wouldn't return
my calls.
I know.
460
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,931
I need to make it clear
to both of you
461
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,716
that the only way
I can prove liability
462
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,328
is to establish
that ZygoLife let her down.
463
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,243
So I need to prove
464
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:15,421
that she had expectations
about you
465
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,814
that weren't met
because of their mistake.
466
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,861
Wait here.
467
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:39,662
You wanna know what she expected
when she was pregnant with me?
468
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,361
I found this in a drawer.
469
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,797
She doesn't know
I've seen it.
470
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,544
"To my baby,
on his 17th birthday.
471
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:55,461
"I just got the news,
I'm finally gonna be a mom.
472
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,202
"Today,
I make a commitment to you.
473
00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:01,684
"To make sure you grow up
healthy and strong.
474
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,905
"To provide you
with every advantage,
475
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:07,255
"so you may become
whatever you wanna be--
476
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:11,520
"an astronaut, an athlete,
or even president.
477
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,960
"To encourage you
to travel the world,
478
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,659
"to reach for the stars.
479
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,794
"To live a life
without boundaries or limits.
480
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,494
"I will always love you.
481
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,234
Mom."
482
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,936
But you turned 17 months ago.
483
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:39,461
Yeah.
She never gave me the letter.
484
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,204
I know she loves me,
Ms. Bingum.
485
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,553
But it doesn't change
486
00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:47,382
this isn't
what she signed up for.
487
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,918
Oh, no.
Don't know
what you said to Bobby,
488
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,224
but he locked us out.
489
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,618
I left him a voice--
He fired you?
490
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,620
Yeah, and he called
all the other clubs.
491
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,013
No one will hire us.
Said we were a problem.
492
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,319
Hey.
493
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,974
Hey.What's going on?
494
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,629
I encouraged Sierra to bring
a grievance to her boss.
495
00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:19,545
He blacklisted them
with other owners.
496
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:23,200
That sounds like the owners are
acting like a strip-club trust,
497
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,854
which is illegal.
498
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:27,553
Jane's right.
We need to get to court today.
499
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,685
I'll have a paralegal file
the paperwork.
500
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:33,341
I just need to reschedule
another lunch. Be right back.
501
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:36,083
He's a great guy, isn't he?
502
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,955
Yeah.
He's the best.
503
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,914
Did that doctor guy
ever call you back?
504
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,568
No.
505
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,831
You deserve better.
506
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,662
Yeah, I do.
507
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,620
Hi, Bill, this is Jane.
508
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,796
Jane Bingum.
509
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:56,582
Bill,
I wanted to let you know
510
00:24:56,582 --> 00:25:00,716
that I never sleep with a guy
on the first date.
511
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:03,632
But for some reason,
I thought you were different.
512
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:07,331
And maybe it's because
you were smart
513
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,595
and charming and cute.
514
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,640
And it doesn't that hurt
you're a doctor.
515
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,862
But now I see
that I was simply suckered
516
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:20,954
by an oversized ego
and a God complex so big
517
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,652
you couldn't even bother
to return my phone calls.
518
00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:27,917
So congratulations,
you lost me.
519
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,397
Like you can lose my number,
520
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,878
though it seems
you already have.
521
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,882
Hey, I heard all that.
522
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:39,929
And for what it's worth,
I'm proud of you.Thanks.
523
00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,932
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
524
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,817
Kim Kaswell.
525
00:25:57,817 --> 00:26:00,036
Parker,
what are you doing here?
526
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:03,431
I have a job interview.I'll be brief.
527
00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:04,911
I want you back at the firm.
528
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,783
Not just because you're
an amazing lawyer,
529
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,786
but because you're
an amazing woman.
530
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,571
I know I screwed up,
531
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,052
professionally and personally.
532
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:19,447
I wasn't honest and...
533
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:23,799
I let the best thing in my life
get away from me.
534
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:28,848
Yes, you did.Kim, please come back.
535
00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,242
My interview
is about to start.
536
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,941
Parker.
537
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,204
We've been waiting
on your recommendation.
538
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:38,945
Thanks for giving it in person.
539
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,838
Ginny?Ah! Oh.
540
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:05,449
Never sneak up on a person
like that.
541
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:08,104
And I'm sorry.
542
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,846
So how is my favorite employee?
543
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,196
Temporary employee.Right.
544
00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:15,416
Between acting jobs.
545
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,505
Yes, that's right.
I'm an actress.
546
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:19,855
The Sound of Music,
Buena Park Dinner Theater.
547
00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,815
Good stuff.I can't believe you saw it.
548
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:27,733
Well, I didn't.
But I did see your flyer.
549
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,735
Oh, right, yeah.
I put that out there.
550
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:33,173
You looked really convincing
as the Mother Superior.
551
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:37,830
The Buena Buglecalled me
stern and matronly.
552
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,092
Matronly.Yes.
553
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,528
Mother with dignity.
554
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,530
Aren't you the clever
little critter?
555
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,532
It's exactly
what I was looking for.
556
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,055
Really?Yeah.
557
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:49,276
I was wondering
if I could ask you a favor
558
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,409
that would involve
your superior acting skills.
559
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,717
Okay.And a free lunch.
560
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,371
Oh, I'm listening.
561
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,290
Ms. Haller, when you first
read ZygoLife's brochure
562
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:06,380
offering state-of-the-art
genetic screening,
563
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,818
were you aware of a test
that would've caught a mutation
564
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:12,299
in the fibroblast growth factor
receptor 3?
565
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,909
I'm not a doctor,
Miss Bingum.
566
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,651
Then it's fair to say
that you were relying
567
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,827
on ZygoLife's expertise
568
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,264
to ensure the quality
of the sperm?
569
00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:24,224
Yes.No further questions.
570
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,709
Since this case
is about product liability,
571
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,493
I have to ask.
572
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:35,931
Do you wanna trade in your son?Excuse me?
573
00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,238
If, theoretically,
we could provide you
574
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:41,110
with another boy
without the mutated gene,
575
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,069
would you agree to it?
576
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:46,507
Of course not.
577
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:48,727
I wouldn't trade Eli
for the world.
578
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,688
No further questions.
579
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,825
Redirect?Proceed.
580
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,787
In 1993,
581
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:09,356
what were your expectations
for your unborn child?
582
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:16,450
Um, I remind you
that you are under oath.
583
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,368
I don't understand the question.
584
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:24,066
Did you expect that Eli
585
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,808
would need biweekly
Ritux injections
586
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,028
so that he could
walk without pain,
587
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:34,773
or that he would grow up
healthy and strong?
588
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,042
Healthy and strong.
589
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,915
Did you expect that your child
590
00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:51,006
would need seven
spinal operations
591
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:56,707
or that he might become
an astronaut or an athlete?
592
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,754
Did you expect
593
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:03,497
the costs associated
with Eli's medical conditions
594
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:07,762
would require
that you work 18-hour days?
595
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,677
Or did you believe
that your son
596
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:13,115
would live a life
without limits or boundaries?
597
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,248
Stop, Ms. Bingum, stop.
598
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,510
This was a mistake.
599
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,601
Eli, I--Please.
600
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,473
I'm sorry.
601
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,128
I'm so sorry.No, honey.
602
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:29,479
No. Shh.I didn't mean that.
603
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,133
No, it's gonna be okay.
604
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,527
It's okay. Look at me.I'm sorry.
605
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,095
It's okay. It's okay.
606
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,889
I heard what happened in court.
607
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,631
So you turned my computer
into a shrine?
608
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,720
I bookmarked
your top 10 favorite
609
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,028
online-shopping destinations,
preloaded your credit card info.
610
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,812
Retail therapy cheers you up.
611
00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,162
Thank you.
612
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:03,339
But this goes way beyond that.
613
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,254
Today, I forced a mother
614
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,301
to admit her darkest secrets
about her son.
615
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:11,652
Is there anything relevant
in the ZygoLife discovery?
616
00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:14,785
No. Why would ZygoLife give us
evidence that would hurt them?
617
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,049
It's discovery
and there are rules.
618
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:19,051
Everyone always plays
by the rules.
619
00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:21,183
No one ever cheats
on their taxes,
620
00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:22,750
or lies to get out of jury duty
621
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,579
or shoplifts a whole chicken
from Costco.
622
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,016
My point is the legal system
is not perfect.
623
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,105
I have a hard time
believing ZygoLife
624
00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:34,893
would hand over a smoking gun
neatly tied up in a box.
625
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,591
Then we should look outside
the box.
626
00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,680
What are you talking about?
627
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,290
My brain is working.
628
00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,120
My brain is working.
629
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,817
You're acting really weird.
630
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:49,385
Teri, we don't need
their stupid boxes.
631
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,909
It's just like in retail,
632
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,128
there are two parties
to every transaction.
633
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,825
You buy groceries
at the market,
634
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,045
you buy cosmetics
at the counter,
635
00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:59,569
you buy your tests
for genetic mutations--
636
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:02,268
From the lab.Exactly.
637
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,793
ZygoLife buys their FGR3 test
from Westin Labs.
638
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:09,666
Westin Labs would have no reason
to conceal their records.
639
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:13,322
I'm on it.Thank you.
640
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:16,151
Bobby Z is here with the guys
who own the biggest clubs west
641
00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:18,110
of Denver's Silver Cabaret.
642
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,373
I know.
I had them all served.
643
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,550
Participating in the conspiracy
to restrain your employment.
644
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,118
Gentlemen's club
and associates club.
645
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,250
Judge Byron Hemmings presiding.Oh, no.
646
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,687
What's wrong?
647
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:33,081
This isn't good.
648
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,909
Apparently,
lunch with my daughter
649
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:38,260
and future son-in-law
got canceled again,
650
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:44,136
so here I am saddled
with an alleged emergency TRO.
651
00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:46,616
I'm the son-in-law.Oh.
652
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,446
Your Honor, may I approach?
653
00:32:57,714 --> 00:33:00,630
Are they the emergency?Yes.
654
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:02,763
Fascinating.
How'd you meet them?
655
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:06,636
Is that really relevant?Well, I am the judge.
656
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:11,467
I met Ms. Santell
at my bachelor party
657
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,992
and apparently
they're a package deal.
658
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,256
This is gonna be good.
659
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:21,303
But what you need to know
about my Freddy
660
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,871
is that he can be
overly sensitive.
661
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,568
That's not entirely--
662
00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:28,093
Sweetheart, don't speak
while you're chewing.
663
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:31,748
Anyway, as Fred's mom,
664
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:34,273
I think I should ask you
a few questions.
665
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:36,840
Sure. Anything.
666
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,843
What was your SAT score?
667
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:43,151
Is that really that important?
668
00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:44,631
Of course it's important.
669
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,068
My Freddy should be
with a smart girl.
670
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,374
But--Mom!
671
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:54,641
Never you mind.
So what about your career?
672
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,338
He tells me you're a model.
673
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,298
And, sweetie, you know,
most models peak at 22.
674
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:01,735
How old are you?
675
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,652
Ooh. Not 22.
676
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,611
Okay, so do you have
a backup plan?
677
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,265
Ginny-- Mother.Yes.
678
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,879
Oh, I'm sorry, sugarplum.
679
00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:20,232
Menopause makes Mommy crazy.
680
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,061
If you'll excuse me,
I have to tinkle.
681
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:27,239
Oh! It's slippery.
682
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,419
Okay. Look.
683
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,813
Stacy, look,
that is not my mother.
684
00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,425
Oh, Fred,
if that was my mom,
685
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:42,558
I would say
the exact same thing.
686
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:45,213
I promise we never
have to do this again, okay?
687
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,563
Okay.
688
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,957
Mr. Iverness,
the other day in chambers
689
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,786
you stated that your company
had no knowledge
690
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:57,051
of Westin Labs' FGR3 test
when Ms. Haller purchased sperm.
691
00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,313
Is that true?Yes.
692
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,098
We became aware of it in '94,
693
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,665
at which time it was added
to our screening process.
694
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:05,929
After Eli had been conceived.That's right.
695
00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:09,019
Why add the test?To stay current.
696
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:12,936
It wasn't because Westin Labs
had lowered their price?
697
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,548
How could we know
they'd lower the price
698
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,072
when we had no prior knowledge
it existed?
699
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,075
Hmm.
700
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,339
We received this e-mail
701
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,299
from a vice president
of Westin Lab.
702
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:30,171
He's kept a record
of every sales meeting he's had
703
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,478
with a potential client
since 1989.
704
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,957
And in this note,
705
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:37,613
he details a meeting he had
with your company
706
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:41,051
in January of '93.
707
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:44,707
I'd like to read his summary
to the jury, if I may.
708
00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:49,364
"Wednesday, January 7th, 1993.
709
00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:52,106
"Met with ZygoLife
purchasing agent
710
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,369
"to discuss FGR3 test.
711
00:35:54,369 --> 00:36:00,375
Agent refused,
citing the cost of $75 a unit."
712
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:06,947
Can you identify the agent who
refused to purchase this test?
713
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,992
1993 is a long time ago.
714
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:12,648
Oh, well,
the name's here in the e-mail.
715
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,565
Oh, you don't wanna...?
716
00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:19,002
Hmm? Okay.
717
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,094
It's your name.
718
00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:27,968
I would like to introduce
this e-mail as evidence.
719
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,448
Objection.Overruled.
720
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:37,586
These men are colluding
for the sole purpose
721
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:39,588
of preventing my clients
from working.
722
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,808
My colleagues and I
are sharing reviews.
723
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:45,246
These reviews have the purpose
of suppressing the ability
724
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,988
to demand better conditions.That's not how we see it.
725
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,773
I've heard enough.
726
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,343
There is indeed evidence
of collusion.
727
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,650
Your Honor--Stow it, counselor.
728
00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:00,522
This court hereby
instructs Mr. Z
729
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,742
to rehire his dancers.
They keep their tips.
730
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,919
Furthermore, I want you
and all your colleagues
731
00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,747
to submit
your employee contracts
732
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:11,403
to this court for review,
posthaste.
733
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,275
By posthaste, he means--Quickly. We know.
734
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:17,496
We're dancers, not dummies.Court is adjourned.
735
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,760
Your Honor. You'll grant leave
for an amicus motion?
736
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,024
Yes.
737
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,200
I've been waiting to do this
for a week, sir.
738
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,158
Now that we're finally together,
739
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,509
I'd like to ask your permission
740
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:33,773
to marry
your incredible daughter.
741
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,557
That would be me.
742
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,305
So ordered.
743
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,396
Thanks, Daddy.
744
00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,618
Mr. Parker.
745
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,229
Ms. Kaswell.
746
00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,926
My position is nonnegotiable.
747
00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,232
I want a 10-percent raise,
748
00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,539
and you and I come
to an understanding.
749
00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,892
What kind of
an understanding?
750
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:09,939
I'm back with the firm,
I'm not back with you.
751
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:15,205
May I ask
why you changed your mind?
752
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,645
No.No?
753
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:23,126
No, you may not ask
why I changed my mind.
754
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,752
We just got an offer
from ZygoLife's attorney.
755
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,973
Since you are the client...
756
00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:47,150
Mom.
757
00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:59,685
Now that's what
I'm talking about.
758
00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:04,864
I don't know what to say.Say you'll forgive me.
759
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:08,302
I never meant to hurt you
or your family.
760
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,174
You were trying to protect
my son. What every mother wants.
761
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:14,700
Thank you.
762
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,877
It was my pleasure, Eli.
It truly was.
763
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,968
Come on, Mom. Let's go.
764
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:25,058
Tonight,
I'm buying you dinner.
765
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:32,979
Jane.Kim.
766
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,589
You're back.I am.
767
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,722
I heard about
the glowing recommendations
768
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,984
you wrote for me.
769
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,378
It was nothing.I know.
770
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,381
I can't wait
to return the favor someday.
771
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,619
Bill.
Hey, Jane.
Can I come in?
772
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,366
Hi.Hi.
773
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,063
Thanks.Sure.
774
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:18,328
I think I left my phone here
the other night.
Oh.
775
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,548
I think it might've fallen out
of my pants
776
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,029
when you took them off.
777
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,815
Yeah.
778
00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:30,515
And I just got off
a nonstop haul.
779
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:33,213
A tumor resection,
two aneurysm clippings.
780
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,171
And I realized
I never called you back.
781
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:38,131
And now I feel like a jerk.No worries at all.
782
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,786
I was hoping to take you out
on a proper date.
783
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,091
If not tonight, then--
784
00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:45,138
Oh, um, tonight works.
785
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:47,488
Well, then as soon
as I get my cell phone.
786
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,490
Right.
I think it might
be under the bed.
787
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:51,536
I'll go look.
788
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,295
Found it.Great.
789
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:18,432
So I was thinking Italian.Oh, I love Italian.
790
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,000
I wanna thank you for giving me
another chance.
791
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,438
Me and my oversized ego
and God complex.
792
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:28,050
Oh, God. I--
No, you-- I mean--
793
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:31,532
How did you hear your messages?
I just deleted them.
794
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,795
I am a neurosurgeon.
I have to check my messages.
795
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:37,364
Yes, you do.
796
00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:39,235
But I gotta say,
when you get mad,
797
00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,715
you're pretty adorable.
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