All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E11 - Good Grief (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?

That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'’d go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else'’s body.

So now, I'’m Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people who know
what'’s going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

Hi.

I'’d like a double decaf
nonfat caramel macchiato.

But instead of caramel, can I
get a skosh of vanilla syrup?

Can you make it cold,
but not too cold

so it'’s refreshing,
but it doesn'’t hurt my teeth?

You'’ve gotta be kidding me.

Excuse me?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.
You'’re Jane.

I mean,
before I became Jane.

Why am I taller than you?

Because Miss Booty Bounce,

you'’re wearing
four-inch heels,

which are impractical,cause
lower-back disk compression,

while I am wearing comfortable
shoes that don'’t hate women.

Okay. Heh.

Heels create a line,
elongating my silhouette.

It is not your silhouette.
It'’s mine.

You are walking around
in my body,

driving my Porsche,
with my bank account.

Look, who gave you the right
to take over my life?

Just one moment. It'’s my phone.

Don'’t you dare answer that phone
while I'’m talking to you.

Hey, I deserve some respect.
Hey.

Oh...

Good morning.

You in the mood
for an algae/tofu omelet?

It'’ll make your skin glow
and intestines flow.

I'’d rather chew
on my briefcase.

But thank you.

So I just had a dream
that old Jane was yelling at me.

Jane, we'’re late.

Kind of like that.

Fred. Uh-- You in the mood
for an algae/tofu omelet?

That sounds delicious.

But I am already
glowing and flowing.

Ah.Jane, I'’ll be in the car.

Stacy, have a great day.

Sweetie, do you know
what you just did?

Is this a riddle?
I love riddles.

You wiped off your zit cream
when Fred came in.

That'’s not a riddle.

You do that when you care
about the way you look.

Like when the guy comes
to fix the elliptical

I think you broke on purpose.

Is it possible
that you like Fred?

What? No.

Fred? Uh-uh.

Fred-- I mean--
He'’s just Fred. Just Fred.

Ahem.

If you say so.

Bye, sweetie.Bye.

No.

So I'’m thinking The Montage
in Laguna this weekend?

The sea, the sand
and a very attentive manservant?

I like that. I don'’t know.
It all depends.

My boss might expect me
to work,

seeing as how he just pulled me
into another one of his cases.

Your boss did that?
What'’s up with that guy?

I need to talk to him.

What was that about?What?

Eileen. She works at a PR firm
on the seventh floor.

Oh.

Let me guess.
You used to date her.

Yes. Yes, I did.

So, what went wrong?

What do you mean?Why don'’t you talk to her?

Because it'’s over.
What is there to say?

Apparently nothing.

What'’s that?A clown.

Good. You see it too.

He was in reception,
but Deedee got wigged out,

so she put him in here.

Didn'’t Kim and I reserve
the conference room for my 9:00?

You did, but I put your client
in your big office.

I didn'’t think you'’d mind.

Bingum, get the clown
out of there.

It'’s disruptive.

Why me?

Because, Jane,
he'’s your 9:00.

I produce a reality show
called The One.

We'’ve been on the air
for 11 seasons.

I never miss it.

Unless someone deletes it
off my DVR.

I'’m sure it was an accident.
Tell me about the program.

Oh. One handsome bachelor
chooses his bride-to-be

from 30 desperate hopefuls.

And one of the hopefuls
is suing you?

Wendy Simon.No way.

Weeping Wendy?Heh, heh.

This season'’s runner-up.

Everyone thought
she was the one.

In the final episode,
in a huge upset,

he chose Annabelle.
Wendy went to pieces.

Screaming, tears,
snot running out of her nose.

I watch in HD.
It'’s a total train wreck.

Oh, but fantastic television.

It'’s like watching
a nervous breakdown

sponsored by
volumizing shampoo.

She'’s suing me for intentional
infliction of emotional harm.

A.J., all of your contestants
sign release forms, correct?

Yes. Yeah, of course.

I'’ll file a motion to dismiss.
We'’ll be done by lunch.

Hello.
Heh, heh, heh.

I'’m Jane Bingum.

Evan Robbins.
Nice to meet you.

It'’s my pleasure.

It'’s okay.

I thought there might be
a buzzer.

I get that a lot.Heh, heh, heh.

So on the phone,
you said "wrongful termination,"

but you didn'’t give me
any details.

I wanted to make sure
you'’d at least meet with me

before saying no.

Okay.

Can I get you something
to drink, water or coffee?

No, thank you.
It smears the smile.

Of course.

So wrongful termination.

Were you fired
from the circus?

Uh-- I'’m a sales account manager
for Context Communications,

a mobile service provider.

And why were you let go?

I'’m pretty sure
it'’s for dressing like a clown.

Oh. Right.

How long have you been
dressing like a clown?

About six months.

Oh. These are
my employment records.

My reviews are excellent,

and I'’ve been promoted
three times

over the last four years.

Well,
that'’s very impressive.

So, why not just stop
wearing that?

I don'’t want to.

It says one month before
you started wearing that,

you took two weeks off
for bereavement.

May I ask why?

Um-- My, uh...

My wife died...

in a car accident.

I'’m sorry.

I appreciate you
taking your time.

I don'’t expect you to understand
what I'’ve been through.

If you don'’t wanna represent me,
it'’s okay.

I didn'’t say that.No, I saw the way

everyone in your office
was looking at me.

And I don'’t wanna cause
any problems, so--

Evan. I will absolutely
take your case.

Heh.

Damn it, Bingum.

I just got your new-client memo.

You'’re representing the clown.

To be clear, Harrison & Parker
is not a novelty firm.

Not to be argumentative,

but didn'’t we just litigate
a chimp custody case?

Yes, and the chimp
was appropriately dressed.

This case, waste of time.

Hear me out.

It was their third anniversary.

His wife died
in a car accident.

Evan is grieving.

In a clown suit.Yes.

I'’m against this.Duly noted.

Jane, you need
a second-chair?

You heard how Parker
feels about my client.

Well, the guy'’s
grieving for his wife.

I might have some insights.

Right. Of course.

I'’d love your help.

Yes, two VIP tickets
to the Kiss and Makeup Expo.

Sure. I'’ll hold.

Again.

That'’s the premier
makeup styling event.

Those tickets are way expensive.Two and a half paychecks.

All for a symposium
called "Cheekbones:

The power of contour shadowing."
I don'’t get it.

One-on-one sessions with
the greatest makeup artists,

who are giving away their
secrets and tons of samples.

It'’s fabulous.

And they'’re for Stacy,
aren'’t they?

It'’s all a part
of the wooing process.

Okay.

Wh-- Why did you do that?

I had to listen to Timberlake
sing "Sexyback" 15 times

just to get that far.

We need to talk.
In private.

You can'’t woo Stacy.

Why?You'’re going to get hurt.

What are you talking about?Stacy has dating ADD.

She met a guy at spin class,
went for coffee,

and she broke up
before she got her latte.

Why? Because he was wearing
black ankle socks.

You make fun of me
for trying to get her attention.

Why are you so serious
all of a sudden?

Fred, there is a chance,

just maybe,

that Stacy might like you.

"Like" like you "like you."What? What did she say?

She didn'’t say anything,
but she'’s my best friend.

Oh, my God. I wanna...

shout and cry
all at the same time.

And you have a furrowed brow.

Are you really worried
Stacy might hurt me?

I don'’t have a problem
with that.

Fred, last time
when you kissed Stacy,

you disappeared.

And I don'’t want that
to happen again, okay?

Oh. I see.
I broke their rules.

But, you don'’t have to
worry about that.

When you started mucking up
your life and they sent me back,

I made a new deal.
I can kiss all I want,

I can have a relationship
and it'’s totally okay.

Listen, I am your guardian angel
and I am here to stay.

I can'’t believe
Stacy might like me.

No. I am not
completely sure.

I said I had a feeling.

Well, I have a feeling too.
I am bringing sexy back.

Wow.
Don'’t ever say that again.

Your Honor, A.J. Fowler,
the producer of The One,

set out to humiliate my client
on national television.

That'’s ridiculous.

There was no malintent.
We move to dismiss.

Mr. Fowler manipulated footage
to make Wendy appear unhinged.

I think the legal term
is "tough cookies."

The contestant is aware
that she may be embarrassed,

surprised, and/or humiliated.

Signed and initialed.
End of story.

A release form cannot,
in principle,

relieve a producer
of all responsibility.

Your Honor, this is not--JUDGE: Enough.

She'’s right.
That'’s for a jury to decide.

Motion to dismiss denied.

As head of human resources,

I warned Mr. Robbins
that his attire

was inappropriate
and nonstandard.

His performance record
is stellar.

Yes, it is.

So then why not consider
his personal circumstances?

Wearing a clown suit

is simply part of
his grieving process.

I'’m sorry for your loss,
but I received 27 complaints

lodged against Mr. Robbins
by fellow employees.

Okay. You sound like
a fair person.

So, what if my client
were to agree

to return to standard attire

after a certain time frame?
Say, one month from today?

If we got something
on paper,

I think I could
persuade my boss.

Can we just slow down
for a second?

Sorry, we can'’t ask our client
to accept those terms.

Can we talk outside?You don'’t have to. No deal.

Evan, you haven'’t
even considered the deal.

And I won'’t.

My company wants
to avoid litigation,

but we can'’t negotiate
with unreasonable partners.

What the hell
happened in there?

We were about to settle.

Maybe, but not in a way
that works for Evan.

You offered help,
that'’s not help.

You can'’t put a ticking clock
on grief.

We can'’t ask him to do that.

You don'’t have the authority.

I offered to second-chair

because I understand
what Evan'’s going through.

So the judge
threw out the release,

so it doesn'’t matter
if Wendy signed it, right?

He didn'’t throw it out.

He opened the door
to testimony.

He'’s saying the release alone
won'’t invalidate Wendy'’s claim.

And I still say we win.

If you settle,
you open floodgates to lawsuits

from every contestant
who'’s lost on the show.

Your case may take
a little time,

but we will prevail.

Trust me.

Okay.

See you in court.

What?

Don'’t cross your arms at me.

What happened to not raising
our client'’s expectations?

It'’s an easy one.
It'’s called assumption of risk.

If you go swimming
in a shark tank,

you can'’t complain
when you'’re bit.

Maybe she was
prepared to get bit,

but not have her entire leg
ripped off.

What'’s going on, Kim?

Look, I admit I took guilty
pleasure in Wendy'’s meltdown,

but that was when
it felt like entertainment.

This feels like something else.

Get over it, because you'’re
cross-examining her tomorrow.

If I do it,
I'’ll look like a bully.

Can'’t imagine why.

It'’s not fair.

Evan'’s minding
his own business

and he gets fired
for playing dress up.

You know
I'’m always on your side,

but dressing like a clown
at work

is a little weird,
don'’t you think?

You dressed like a banana
at work once.

I was auditioning
for fruit roll-ups.

Fine. You'’re right.
It'’s weird.

But he shouldn'’t be fired
for it.

I mean, the man is in pain

and if this makes him
feel better,

then why should anyone care?

Some people
just don'’t like clowns.

My Mom got one
for my seventh birthday party.

My sister ran to her room,
started crying

and wouldn'’t come out
until Mr. Patches left.

I never got
my elephant-balloon hat.

Oh! Coulrophobia.

The abnormal or exaggerated
fear of clowns.

Are you okay?

Apparently, being afraid
of clowns is a real condition.

Oh.

Twenty-seven people
filed letters against Evan.

Maybe coulrophobia
is a common condition.

Not necessarily.
Remember senior year

when I launched a campaign

to ban white foods
from the cafeteria?

Of course. The school year
started in September.

Everyone knows white
after Labor Day is a no-no.

I got 62 signatures.Heh, heh. That'’s right.

You got the soccer team
and the cheerleaders.

And the techie geeks.You were their goddess.

Yes. But none of them cared
about white food like I did.

They just signed the petition
because I asked them to.

Oh, my God.
One of Context'’s key arguments

is that there were
27 letters of complaint.

But maybe there'’s only one Stacy
behind all those letters.

You know what I have to do.

Find the Stacy,
win the case.

Hi, Jane.

You again.

I'’m still waiting
for an apology.

This isn'’t my fault.

It was out of my control.

Excuse me?

You are the one
who pushed the return button.

And now Grayson misses Deb,

and your client misses his wife,
but no one misses me.

Because no one knows
that I'’m gone.

Well, when you put it that way,
I'’m really, really sorry.

No. You'’re not
the least bit contrite.

No, honestly, I am.
I am extra-contrite,

with a cherry on top.
Heh, heh.

You'’re not sad.

Or morose.

You don'’t look
even disconcerted.

You look happy.

See for yourself.

Stacy.Hm?

Hey, I had another dream
about old Jane.

She'’s upset
because no one knows she died.

That'’s so sad.

I should do something special
for her. To honor old Jane.

You know, I love projects.
Leave it to me.

Um...I can handle it.

Okay. But no decoupage.
Or glue guns.

Right. Something classy.

Now, get to work
and save your clown.

Mr. Westenson, you wrote
a letter to Human Resources

complaining about my client'’s
clown suit, didn'’t you?

Yes, I did.

You were the first
of 27 letters.

A lot of people were upset.

What department
do you work in?

I work in Accounting.

Oh. Interesting.

All 27 letters
came from your department,

even though my client
works in corporate sales.

You don'’t even work
in the same building.

Make your point, Ms. Bingum.

Isn'’t it true that you asked,

well, perhaps, encouraged,

maybe even cajoled
your co-workers

to write letters
against my client?

I can'’t make anyone do anything.Mr. Westenson,

you haven'’t looked at my client
once since taking the stand.

Please look at him.I'’d rather not.

Because clowns upset you?

Yes.

They smile all the time.

You can'’t tell
what they'’re thinking.

It freaks me out, okay?

Sounds like coulrophobia to me.

The irrational fear of clowns.

On the season finale
ofThe One.

I came here to find the one
and I have.

Wendy, Annabelle'’s the one.

Her dreams shattered.

You said that you loved me.

We love each other.
I'’m the one.

I'’m the one.
You told me I was the one.

I'’m sorry.

Toby. Toby.

Toby!

Can you just turn
the cameras off?

Can you turn the cameras off?
Turn the cameras off!

Weeping Wendy, Tuesday at 9.

The show promoted this clip
over and over,

calling you Weeping Wendy,
isn'’t that right?

Yes. People shout that at me
from their cars.

I'’m a punchline
for Leno and Letterman.

And thanks to the Internet,

people make fun of me in China.

So you feel the show,
and, in particular, Mr. Fowler,

has damaged your reputation?

What happens next time
I apply for a job?

Who would hire someone
who appears unhinged?

And as far as
any future relationships go,

I just...

It feels impossible.

Thank you.

Ms. Simon,
The Oneis in its 11th season.

Had you seen the show before?

Yes.

So you saw Melissa
get so drunk,

she puked during the canoe ride,

and the time Mary Ellen lost

her bikini bottoms
diving into the swimming pool

on national TV?Yeah.

You understood
that though the producers

put you in a wedding dress,

it didn'’t mean
you were the one.

I guess.

In fact, isn'’t this just a case
of swimming with sharks

and then complaining
when you were bitten?

I went on this show,
despite the risks,

because I thought
I was gonna find love.

But you lost.

Then, out of desperation,

you hired a lawyer
to lash out at my client.

You put yourself
in this position, Ms. Simon.

You knew the risks,
didn'’t you?

I guess. But I just--But what?

That'’s what I thought.
Nothing further.

Evan, can you please explain

why a clown?

My wife and I were
at the boardwalk in Santa Monica

the day before she died,

and there was a clown
performing.

And he picked Anna
out of the crowd,

and he was making fun
of the way she walked.

You know,
she was laughing so hard.

She loved it.

So as a clown,
you feel closer to her.

Yeah. That'’s true.

When you catch your reflection
in the mirror,

how does it make you feel?

Um...

Like I, uh...

Like I can get through the day.

Thank you, Evan.

Mr. Robbins, do you have
healthcare coverage

through Context?

Yes.And does that coverage

include mental health?Yes.

Have you sought out therapy?

No, I haven'’t.

So you'’ve chosen instead
to wear

a clown costume
as your therapy?

Objection.
He'’s not in a position

to question how my client
grieves for his wife.

Overruled.

Answer the question.

So this costume, then,

is some sort of
coping mechanism?

I guess.And you'’ve inflicted

this unconventional coping
mechanism on your co-workers?

No, I didn'’t think that--

The workplace
is not the forum

to deal with
personal issues, is it?

I asked you a question.

Mr. Robbins,
you are out of order.

Your Honor.

Either stop honking
or I'’ll place you in contempt.

Evan.That'’s it. You'’re in contempt.

Bailiff, take him into custody.JANE: Evan.

Don'’t touch me.BAILIFF: Let'’s go.

Jane.

So I spoke with the clerk.

They'’ll release him
in a few hours.

How can I be so mad at Evan

and feel so terrible for him
at the same time?

Imagine how he feels.

I mean, his pain'’s so deep,
it'’s easier to be a clown.

Yeah.

Hey, Grayson.

What did you do
when Deb died?

Well...

Uh...

I remember

spending a lot of time
driving around aimlessly.

One time, I got in my car

to go to the gym and ended
up at the Mexican border.

No idea why.

Did you talk to someone?
Go to therapy?

I probably should have.

I was a mess.
I couldn'’t sleep, couldn'’t eat.

Every morning, I'’d wake up

and look at the empty spot
in the bed next to me and...

Put my fist through a wall.

I had no idea.

I mean, you were coming
to work every day.

I billed 100 hours a week,
my first month at the firm.

How did you get over it?

Well, after a long day at work,
I came home

and all the plants were dead.

There was nothing
in the fridge,

and my walls
were full of holes.

I remember thinking
that if Deb saw me,

she wouldn'’t like the man
she was looking at.

So I cleaned up the house,
cleaned up my act.

To be the man...

That she wanted me to be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ugh.
I hope that is a roast turkey

with chestnut stuffing.

Why do I crave Thanksgiving
during summer?

The card shop
is going out of business

and I bought all of those
Valentine'’s cards for 99 cents.

That is planning ahead.

They are gonna help me
with Stacy.

See, I have recently learned
that she might like me.

You?Yes.

Don'’t mock.

And, for some reason,
whenever she'’s in the room,

I can'’t seem to form
complete sentences.

Which is why I am turning
to the professionals

who are paid money to write down
what women wanna hear.

"I love you when the day is new.
I love you when the sky is blue.

And when the sun'’s
about to set--"

I'’ll tell you,
you'’re an idiot.

Hilarious.
All right, check this out.

It'’s romantic
and sophisticated.

It means "I'’m sorry,
your grandfather died."

Fred, you don'’t
need to be poetic.

Just be real.

Tell her how you feel.

Real, feel.

I can work with that.

Oh, sure. There were plenty
of great women to choose from.

But in the end,
I was totally going for Wendy.

So, what happened?

Well, the night before
I was gonna propose,

A.J. strongly suggested
that I choose the other girl.

Strongly suggested?

He said that Annabelle tested
higher with the viewers.

So if you chose Annabelle,
it would be better for the show.

Yeah.

Nothing further.

You weren'’t forced
to choose Annabelle, were you?

Well, they didn'’t put a gun
to my head.

You list your profession
as contractor,

but you'’re a struggling actor,
aren'’t you?

I do a little bit of both.

You picked Annabelle
because you thought

it would raise your profile
as an actor?

Why not?

A couple of the guys
from The Real Worldgot agents.

So you dumped Wendy

because you thought
it would benefit your career.

If Wendy suffered any
emotional distress on the show,

aren'’t you responsible,
not my client?

Hey, I was just
looking out for myself.

He'’s the one that asked me
to break her heart

and put her meltdown on TV.

Nothing further.

Kim. Hey.

What is going on?

It'’s not going well in there.

Maybe not, but our client
hasn'’t testified yet.

Think A.J.'’s gonna
win the jury over?

Not if you keep
throwing looks at him.

You choose to represent
slime balls,

your colleagues might have
an adverse reaction.

What is going on with you?
A.J.'’s not a bad guy.

No, he'’s a gem.
It'’s the dumb girl'’s fault

for looking for love
on a reality show.

She deserves to get dragged
through mud.

We'’ve been through this.

Don'’t you say,
assumption of risk,

or I swear to God
someone'’s going down.

Okay, what are we really
talking about here?

We are talking about you
and that girl in the elevator.

Eileen? I don'’t even
talk to Eileen.

Exactly. You don'’t talk
to any of your exes, do you?

When I'’m in a relationship,
I'’m in 100 percent.

When it'’s over, it'’s over.

And your ex turns
into the invisible woman.

She assumed the risk.I don'’t understand

why you'’re taking this
personally.

Because relationships end.

I work for you.
What happens when we'’re over?

Hey.

Thanks for bailing me out.

Well, I couldn'’t very well
leave a clown in jail, right?

It was a little iffy in there.
Not everyone'’s a fan.

I got your message.
You wanted to talk?

Yeah.
What happened in court,

it really hurt your case.

I know. I...

I messed up. I'’m sorry.

Evan, can I ask you
something personal?

At this point, why not?

Take a seat.

If your wife
were still alive,

what would she think
about all this?

What do you mean?

Dressing like a clown,

acting up in court,
getting thrown in jail.

How do you think
this would look to her?

I don'’t know.

I guess like
my life'’s messed up

and that I got
what I deserved.

Wait. Sorry.
Got what you deserved?

What aren'’t you telling me?

Evan, please.

This.

It'’s my fault.

No. It was an accident.

She was making
our anniversary dinner,

asked me to pick a basil
on my way home from work

and I forgot.

I told her
that we didn'’t need it,

but she insisted.

She wanted dinner
to be perfect.

And she went back out to get it.Evan.

And on the way to the store,
that'’s when it happened.

You know,
Anna died because...

If I'’d just done
what she'’d asked--

Listen to me.

This wasn'’t your fault.

Evan,

a man very close to me

lost his girlfriend,
whom he loved very much.

And he told me

that he was only able to move on

when he started to see himself
through her eyes.

Obviously,
I didn'’t know Anna.

But I don'’t believe she'’d
blame you for what happened.

I loved her so much.

And I'’m sure
she loved you too.

But she loved
the man she married.

Not a clown.

Okay.
Here.

Can I help?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, A.J.
Do you know what'’s going on?

I got a text telling me
to meet here.

Yeah, I got the same text.

Hello, people. I can explain.

A.J.,
remember the other day

when you suggested
we settle this case?

Yeah.I should have listened.

I'’ve actually
scheduled a meeting

with Wendy and her attorney.

Really?Last night, I was thinking

about Toby'’s testimony
about the ratings.

And I found something
interesting in the case files.

It was a confidential
research memo

listing the audience appeal
of every contestant on the show.

You know where this is going,
don'’t you?

Wendy was rated
higher than the winner,

if you were only after ratings,

you would have just let Toby
pick Wendy, right?

Yeah.I don'’t understand.

When did you realize
you were in love with Wendy?

What?

He'’s right.

I never met anybody like Wendy.

She has no guile,
no pretense, no agenda.

She was-- Heh.

She was genuinely
looking for love.

And Toby was looking
to launch a TV career.

I wasn'’t trying to hurt her.

I was trying to protect her
from that jerk.

Why didn'’t you tell her
how you felt?

Too risky.

A.J., if you cared for her,

why did you show her in
such an unflattering light?

The network
controls promotion.

I couldn'’t do
anything about it.

Wendy Simon
and her attorney are here.

Maybe it'’s time
to take that risk.

Hello again.

Um-- Before we start,

I'’d like to apologize
to Wendy.

And I'’d like to do it
in private.

Absolutely not.

I will be present
for any interaction.

Wendy, just hear me out.

Please.

It'’s okay, Paula.

I'’ll be fine.

Evan, I hardly recognized you
without your clown makeup.

To be honest,
it feels kind of weird

people aren'’t staring at me.
Heh, heh.

Oh. Thanks.

Lady and gentleman,

may I introduce your client,
Evan Robbins?

Wow.
You clean up nicely.

I just wanted to say
thank you.

Both of you.
I got my job back.

That'’s fantastic.

And I'’m doing my best
to move on.

I'’m sure Anna
would want that.

It'’s you, isn'’t it?

Jane told me about a friend
whose girlfriend passed away.

You'’re gonna be okay, Evan.

Yeah.

Well, uh, I gotta go.

My lunch break
is over in 10 minutes,

and I don'’t wanna be late,
so...

Thank you.

Bye, Evan.

Grayson.

Thank you.

For what?

For letting me see Evan
through your eyes.

And for talking with me
about Deb.

I know that couldn'’t
have been easy.

Well, it beats punching my fist
through walls.

I should be thanking you.

For listening.

I'’m here.

Anytime.

"Love is"...

"Love is fire."

Ahem.
"Love is rain. Love is..."

"Love is rain."

Hey.Oh!

I got your text
to meet you here. What'’s up?

Hey, Stacy. Um...

It seems, um...

As far as, uh--

Did you want a hot wing?No, thank you.

Love is fire.

Love is, uh, rain.

Love is sunshine.

It seems, um--

Oh, my God.Let me start again.

It'’s Charlie Taggart.Who?

He was in my acting class.

We dated for a while,
but he dumped me.

He dumped you?

For a girl
with a recurring role

on The Bold and the Beautiful.
Uh!

He'’s coming over.CHARLIE: Stacy?

Hello, Charlie.

You look fantastic.

Uh, this is Fred.
Uh, Fred, Charlie.

Hi.How'’s the acting thing going?

It'’s going.

Slowly.Hey, don'’t worry about it.

With looks like yours,
you don'’t need talent.

Hey.

I will have you know
that Stacy

is one of the most talented
actresses of our generation.

She illuminates the human
condition by her very presence.

Her soul is pure and kind,

she is one of the most graceful
people I'’ve ever met.

In fact, she is both
bold and beautiful.

So go get us a waiter
and tell him

I want some ranch dressing.

Fred, that was really sweet.

Uh-- Stacy.

I'’ve been trying to ask
for some time.

Uh...

Would you go out
on a date with me?

Isn'’t this a date?

Oh, um, I...

Absolutely.

Yeah.

That'’s the first time

I'’ve been kicked out
of a settlement meeting.

I hear Wendy and A.J.
are continuing

at the little bistro
on the corner.

Yeah. Maybe...

she found love
on a reality show after all.

Anything'’s possible, right?

Yeah.

Kim.

Can we talk about us?

Okay.

You were right.
Relationships end.

But you should know,
this is the first time

I'’m not thinking about the end
at the beginning.

So I was wondering
if you would reconsider

going away this weekend.I don'’t--

Look, I understand you'’re
taking a risk dating the boss.

But I'’m taking a risk too.

How?I would like nothing more

in the world than to go away
with you this weekend.

But you could say no.

Not after hearing
you say that, I couldn'’t.

Ah, finally, you'’re home.

Hey.You were right about Fred.

I like him.

We had wings,
and we kissed.

You kissed?
He didn'’t disappear, did he?

No. He went to the store.

We ran out of algae and tofu.Okay.

And guess what.

He bought you and me tickets
to the Kiss and Makeup Expo.

How sweet is that?

He'’s an angel.Heh, heh, heh.

Stacy, I'’m so happy for you.Thank you, sweetie.

But enough about me.
It'’s time to talk about Jane.

Come.Okay.

Ta-da.

Stacy, this is awesome.

Would you like to say something?

Yeah.

It'’s long overdue,

but tonight,
we memorialize Jane Bingum.

A woman who was never mourned
because no one knows she'’s gone.

Jane...

thank you for the gifts
you'’ve given me.

A loving family

and an amazing
singing voice. Heh, heh.

Gorgeous, shiny hair.

Flawless skin
and great teeth.

Ooh. She does have
great teeth.

And a brain
that'’s never let me down.

I promise to honor your memory

by living the best life I can.

And if you'’re watching me now,

I want you to be proud
of the life I'’m living.

So here'’s to you, Jane Bingum.Heh, heh.

A phenomenal woman

whom I'’ve never met.

But I'’m getting to know
better and better every day.