All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E10 - Will & Grayson (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?

That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'’d go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else'’s body.

So now I'’m Jane,
a super-busy lawyer

with my
very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what'’s going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

Jane.
What are you doing?

Not online shoe shopping.Oh, please.

You'’ve got a credit card
in your hand

and a post-retail glow.

Denim espadrilles
and free shipping.

Don'’t you knock anymore?

You'’ve gotta home
and get dressed.

For what?Don'’t you read your calendar?

Yes.
I have a pedicure at 6:00.

No.It'’s been on there forever

in giant red letters,
P-E-D-I.

It doesn'’t stand
for pedicure.

It doesn'’t? Well, good,
because it seemed hostile.

The red letters, like you have
a problem with my toes.

It'’s the Police Endowment
for District One Banquet.

You'’re one of the honorees.I'’m really getting an award?

For the pro bono work
you did

for the police
before you were shot.

Parker bought a table.
Parker'’s going with Kim.

Grayson'’s going with Vanessa.
Fred asked Stacy.

You are going with someone
totally amazing.

I have a date?Yes, an awesome date. Me.

Now go home,
put on something nice

and practice your speech.

Um,
I don'’t have a speech.

But I remember
an audition

I once did
for a commercial agent.

Fruity O'’s
are not only tasty,

but they'’re fortified
with vitamins and minerals

needed to start
your day.

You can go over your speech
while you get ready.

I should start with a joke.You don'’t tell jokes.

Last time you tried?

Let'’s just say, what I wouldn'’t
give for some amnesia.

I appreciate you coming
to Jane'’s event tonight.

Are you kidding me?

Any excuse to buy
a new dress. Heh, heh.

You look great,
by the way.

Vanessa.Um-- Sandra.

I'’m sorry
to interrupt.

I don'’t know
who else to talk to.

Your office said
you were here.

No, no, no. That'’s okay.
Sandra, this is Grayson.

Nice to meet you.Hi.

Will'’s firing everyone and
moving the factory to Mexico.

What? When?

In two weeks.
We just got the news.

Sandra is the floor manager
at MetalWorks,

a company in Fullerton
that my firm represents.

Will Casey is the CEO.

I don'’t know what I'’ll do.
My husband'’s out of work.

We'’re behind on bills.

Sandra, does the factory have
more than 100 employees?

Yeah, why?

Under California law, management
has to give you 60 days notice.

You know what?
He'’s right.

Yeah, well,
two weeks or 60 days,

I'’m still out of a job
unless you can help us.

Well, my firm represents Will,
so that would be a conflict of--

I can represent you.

I don'’t know if I can stop
the plant from closing,

but I'’ll file for an injunction,
slow things down,

see if I can give Will
some time to rethink.

That would be amazing.

I'’ll call you tomorrow.

Okay. Thank you.
Both of you.

I like him.
Heh, heh.

Bye.
Bye.

Full disclosure.
Will Casey, the CEO,

he'’s an ex.

An explorer?Heh.

Ex-patriot?

Ex-fiancé.

Ah.

That'’s how I know
Sandra.

When we were together, I spent
some time at the factory.

Can you tell me anything
about Will

that might be relevant
to the case?

I can tell you
that he doesn'’t like to lose.

Guess what.
Neither do I.

Something strange
about that woman.

Thanks for the tip.
See you. Hello.

I didn'’t think you were coming.

Why not? I ain'’t late.

No, I guess not. But then
I got here a little early.

I must have
been overanxious.

You weren'’t, though,
were you?

I stopped along the way
for a couple of drinks.

Why are we talking
to old black-and-white movies?

I'’m honing my craft.

It is so much less expensive
than acting class.

Plus these
black-and-white movies

are great
for my enunciation.

Oh, I see. Heh. Where did you
get all these movies?

In the storage unit
where we put old Jane'’s stuff.

I found them behind

your seventh-grade
science fair project.

Second place. Congratulations.Well, thank you. Heh, heh, heh.

Okay. Now help me
pick an outfit.

This lavender-colored A-line
with a plunging V-neck.

Ooh. That one says,
"Look at me.

I'’m getting
a fancy lawyer award."

Or this lovely
three-quarter-sleeve power suit.

Which says, "I'’m so bored,
I forgot to yawn."

Sweetie, she is being honored
as a pillar of the community.

True,
and I'’m proud of her,

but she doesn'’t have
to look like a pillar.

Ooh. Champagne.It'’s ginger ale.

You'’re the first honoree.
Your speech is in 20 minutes.

I still don'’t have
my opening joke.

And everyone here
thanks you.

Wow. Tiny corn.
I feel like a giant.

If I eat shrimp and bacon,
I can'’t eat the main course.

And if I eat the main course,
then I can forget about dessert.

It'’s like
buffet calculus.

Do I have some tiny corn
in my teeth?

Nope. You'’re good.

May I refill your flute?Absolutely.

Stacy. Hi.
Have you met Vanessa?

Nope.
Only heard stuff.

Good stuff. Love the dress.Oh, thank you.

I'’ll get us
some drinks.

So, Vanessa, you and Grayson,
hot and heavy or warm and light?

Heh. I met you
like two seconds ago.

And I feel
a connection.

Okay, well, Stacy, you first.
You seeing anyone special?

Not at the moment.
I'’ve made a decision.

No boys until
I get my career in gear.

Excuse me.
Everyone please find your seats.

The program'’s about to begin.

Bingum, big night.

I'’m proud of you.Thank you.

In your speech, when you thank
me by name, ask me to stand.

I'’ll feign modesty while you
sing my praises. Got it?

Ooh.
Stuffed mushrooms.

Jane,
I love these shoes.

Really?
Thanks, Kim.

I wore the same
ones last year.

When she'’s not looking,

I'’ll spill my cosmo
in her clutch.

And for her tireless work

on behalf of the police officers
of District One,

I present this year'’s
Citizen'’s Award to Jane Bingum.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Looking out at all the
police officers in the audience,

it reminds me of a joke.

A cop walks into a bar.
Ouch!

You get it?
He walks into a bar.

Ha, ha, ha. Which is like, why--

I can'’t tell you
what this honor means to me.

I mean, I don'’t know
if I deserve an award, but--

You'’re right.
You don'’t.

Excuse me?

You don'’t deserve an award.

You stole my husband
and ruined my life.

The woman
who leapt from her seat

to paint you with a scarlet A

is Hope Prentiss. She'’s an
administrative assistant

in the detective bureau.

Never met her.
And I'’d rather not discuss it.

Apparently you do know
her husband,

Detective Todd Prentiss?

What is she doing here?

I'’ve asked Kim to evaluate
the firm'’s exposure.

If Detective Prentiss is not
only a client, but also your--

Lover.

-it exposes the firm

to liability
under California Rule 3120.

And yet sleeping with the boss,
perfectly acceptable.

Careful, Bingum.

Excuse me. Jane,
you have a visitor.

The woman you allegedly scorned,
Hope Prentiss.

I said allegedly.

Mrs. Prentiss,
may I call you Hope?

Ms. Bingum, may I call you
a homewrecker?

Um-- Last night
I tried to talk to you,

but security pulled you out
so quickly.

I think there'’s been
a misunderstanding.

Really?

How do you explain
these photos?

Um-- Well,
that'’s definitely me

and...

Todd outside
of a motel room.

But it still
doesn'’t prove.

Why don'’t we all sit downOkay.

What is it that you want,
Mrs. Prentiss?

We were married for 10 years,
most of them good.

About eight months ago,
he started acting strangely.

I thought maybe he was
cheating, so I hired a PI.

When I got those photos,
I decided to confront Todd.

What did he say?

He disappeared before
I got the chance.

He left me a note
saying we were over.

That he was leaving town.
That he was sorry.

And when I saw you,

I remembered your face from
the photos and I just snapped.

It'’s been eight months
and you haven'’t heard from him?

He wires money into our
checking account every month,

$378.

That'’s an odd number.

Our son has polycystic
kidney disease.

That'’s the cost
of his treatment,

after insurance.

I'’m so sorry.I don'’t want your pity.

I want you to give Todd
a message.

Honestly,
I don'’t know where he is.

Honestly,
I don'’t believe you.

Tell Todd that...

he can go to hell.

Tell him to quit wiring
the money into our account.

Billy and I are fine
without him.

Mr. Kent, this is a business
matter, not a legal one.

You violated the notice
requirement of the WARN Act,

so it is
a legal matter.

And we have an expedited
court date.

The faltering-company exception,
two-week notice is our right.

I'’m hoping we can figure out
a way to save these jobs.

I'’ve heard you'’re a fair boss
and a decent guy.

I guess you have an advantage.
I'’ve heard nothing about you.

Look, do you really think
that I want to move the plant?

I think you want
to make more money.

You figured out
a way to do so,

throwing employees
under the bus.

I'’m not that guy.

Sandra, remember
the truckers'’ strike?

We had
to stop production,

but everyone got a paycheck,
out of my own pocket.

It'’s true.

My business model
no longer works.

I have a competitor
in Bakersfield who undercuts me.

So I either go to Mexico
or I go out of business.

Let'’s just be honest.

Moving to Mexico
is an anti-union maneuver

qualifying
as unfair labor practice.

That'’s what we'’ll argue
in court.

Good luck
getting a judge to agree.

That shouldn'’t be
a problem.

Judge Kellard caught this case.
His track record is pro-labor.

Guess I do have the advantage.

What is it, Fred?

I need
to ask you something.

Yes, everyone says
Jane had an affair

with a married man.
She didn'’t seem like the type,

but what am I supposed
to do?

Um, I'’m not here about you.
I'’m here about me.

Oh, okay. What?

How do you jump-start
an acting career?

You wanna be an actor?No. I'’m asking for Stacy.

She'’s not gonna start dating
until her career'’s in gear.

And I wanna help
with that.

That'’s either really sweet
or really creepy.

Either way,
I can'’t deal right now.

I'’m preoccupied.

Oh, right, the adultery.
How you processing all that?

I feel bad for Hope.

And if I was having an affair
with her husband,

then I'’m disappointed
in old Jane.

Nobody'’s perfect.I know, but--

Jane, if you want to know
what happened, go find out.

Really?
I thought you'’d say

I should live my life
going forward,

not dwell in the past.

You'’re Jane now.

You have a past.
You need to own it.

Mrs. Bingum.
It'’s great to see you again.

It'’s been a while.Yes, it has.

He called you "Mrs."I heard.

Uh, Joe, so I have been
doing my taxes

and I misplaced
some paperwork.

Could I get a copy
of my receipts?

Not a problem.

Why do you want
the receipts?

Because if we ordered
turkey clubs from room service,

that says one thing.

Champagne and strawberries,
something else.

Ah.

Here you go, Mrs. Bingum.Great.

Uh, no room service charges?No room service.

We'’re not the Four Seasons.
But I do see a note here.

It looks like Housekeeping
found something in your room.

Ooh.
Native Gonzo sunglasses.

Ooh.
They'’re prescription.

Vented, Cam Action Hinges.

Okay, these glasses tell us,
A, Todd'’s an active outdoor guy,

and B, he'’s missing a pair.

So he might have needed
a replacement

and would have called...

"Fredericks Opticians"
in Van Nuys.

Putting it all together,

Jane was cheating with
a nearsighted, outdoorsy cop,

who took her to a motel
with no room service.

Hey, sexy.

Hey, this is a nice surprise.

I owe you an apology.

That case
that I roped you into,

I don'’t think
it'’s going anywhere.

Well,
that'’s where you'’re wrong.

We'’ll be in court
with a pro-labor judge.

No, you won'’t.
Kellard'’s out.

What?Yeah, he recused himself.

Will'’s lawyers, my firm,

just hired Kellard'’s son
as a paralegal.

Intentionally creating
a conflict

to bump Kellard.
Unbelievable.

You got Judge Railsback.
Anti-labor, pro-business.

Wait, how did you hear
before me?

Um, Will called me.

Well, that'’s a little weird,
isn'’t it?

Not really.

I mean, he knows
that I found Sandra a lawyer.

Does he know about us?
About me?

Yes, of course. I told him
a few weeks ago. Why?

Your ex played dumb
at our settlement conference.

Said he'’d never heard
of me.

Tell me this isn'’t gonna
turn into a dogfight.

Really, it'’s not about
you and him.

No, but maybe
it'’s about him and you.

Your engagement.
Who broke it off?

I did.

Do you think Will
still has feelings for you?

Wait. It doesn'’t matter.

I should get back to work,
because I have a case to win.

You sure this is the address
you got from the optician?

Yes, his new glasses were mailed
to 1601 Benfield, apartment 200.

You checked your breath
and adjusted the girls?

What? Oh, please.

You'’re about to be reunited
with your lover.

We do not know that
for sure.

Yeah, whatever.
I want a full report. Bye.

Jane.

Todd.

Never thought
I'’d see you again.

How'’d you find me, Jane?I--

Anyone else know
you'’re here?

Todd, you'’re making me
really nervous.

Can we just talk?

Okay.

Start talking.

Okay, look, let'’s just take
a giant step back.

Eight months ago,
I was shot.

I know.Oh, okay.

Did you also know
that I suffered memory loss?

Like total.

Are you serious?Yes.

So, I'’m a little afraid
to ask,

but what was going on
between us?

About a year ago,
I noticed a discrepancy

between cash that was
confiscated from crime scenes

and that that was vouchered
in the Evidence Log. Anything?

No.

I planted a mike
in the locker room

hoping dirty cops
would incriminate themselves.

My hunch paid off. I came
to you, gave you the recording.

So you just came to me
for legal help.

Yeah.That'’s it. Just legal help.

Yeah.

So why were we meeting
at the Bayshore Motel?

Because we needed
to keep it quiet.

Of course.

Is any of this coming back
to you?

No, not really.

Now, what happened
to the recording?

I gave it to you.

You were to set up a meeting
with Internal Affairs.

But you didn'’t show up.
I figured you got cold feet.

On my way home,
I heard you got shot.

That had nothing
to do with you.

I know now,
but that evening,

I get a call
from a friend in I.A.

saying I'’m accused
of stealing the cash.

I had two choices.

Get out of town
or face the charges.

Jane, without that recording,
I didn'’t have a defense.

I called you like 100 times.
You didn'’t answer.

Wait, what number?
I never received any messages.

I called you
on the disposable phone.

The one I got you.
Looks like this.

Why didn'’t you tell your wife
where you were going?

I had to break it off
or she'’d come looking for me.

I couldn'’t risk it.

It'’s been a living hell.

At least they'’re okay.

They'’re okay, right?They'’re fine.

Hope thinks that you
and I are having an affair.

She had a PI follow us
to the motel.

Oh, God.

We gotta fix this.

You still have
the recording, right?

Did I tell you
where I put it?

You said you put it
somewhere safe.

Then...

I'’m sure I'’ll find it.Okay, good.

Hey, boss,
do you have a minute?

If I can bill someone,
sure.

"Proposal for a Harrison-Parker
Recruitment Video"?

Wanna make
a recruitment video? Why?

The top 15 percent of
all law firms have one.

Haven'’t answered my question.You know Barnes in Corporate?

Penelope, his assistant,
is redesigning the firm logo.

Barnes is getting
all the credit.

You wanna prove you'’re
as ambitious as Penelope.

It'’s all about making you
look good. What do you say?

Knock yourself out,
Spielberg.

Todd, make yourself comfortable.
I'’ll be right in.

Just my type.
Tall, dark and cop.

Who'’s married and who'’s not
having an affair with me.

I know.
You told me three times.

Any luck
with the recording?

Still missing.
I checked everywhere.

Teri, do I trust anyone
in the D.A.'’s office?

There'’s Marissa Block.
You helped get her the job.

Well, good.
Bring her up to speed.

She owes me.

Stacy? Are you okay?

It'’s just so sad.
They killed his brother.

What? Who?Terry Malloy.

He had these dreams
about being a prizefighter,

but he thinks
he'’s just a bum.

Ah. On the Waterfront.

Why are you home
in the middle of the day?

I need your help
on a project.

Oh, I love projects.

Should I get my poster board
and glue gun?

It involves acting.

Please, keep talking.

If my project is a success,

it will be seen all over
the country, year after year.

Like Titanic?
Why not?

I am making a recruitment
video for Harrison--

Ford! Harrison Ford
is recruiting?

Harrison & Parker,
the law firm.

Shouldn'’t you use
real lawyers?

Did they use real dock workers
in On the Waterfront?

No, sirree.
They used actors.

And you are the best
damn actor I know.

So will you do it?

How does a lawyer say,
"Yes, yes, absolutely yes"?

Um, with a hug.

Yay. Heh, heh. heh.

You found the recording?Not yet.

But I'’m going to get everything
I own out of storage.

And in the meantime,
I'’ll request protective custody

for your family.Okay.

Jane,
we have a situation.

I called your friend
at the D.A.'’s.

There'’s an arrest warrant
for Todd.

She'’s legally required
to act.

What? No.TERI: Reception just called.

Two cops
are on their way.

Stall them.Okay.

Todd, lock the door
and close the blinds.

What are you doing?We need a judge to help us,

and I know just the one.

Not ringing any bells.

Could you describe this
Todd Prentiss?

Ma'’am, we'’re not playing
games. Where is he?

Yes, boss. Teri, screen share now!

On it. Please, hold.

Hey, Jane. You'’re lucky
to find me here.

About to run into court.It'’s important. Life and death.

Really?
Who'’s dying?

My client, if he gets arrested.

You got two minutes.
Talk fast.

Detective Prentiss is
accused of stealing money.

But he'’s being set up
by dirty cops,

like that creepy SWAT guy
did to Kevin James in

Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Don'’t judge. It'’s really good.

Now the police are here
to arrest him.

I feel for you.

You see this face?
He'’s not guilty.

Hi. Hi.

What do you want me to do?

Arraign him now
and release him.

I can'’t until he'’s arrested.
I don'’t have the power.

But you do have the power
to accept his surrender.

I surrender.There you go.

There you go.
Anything else you need?

An order for
the police officers

who are about to kick
in my office door.

Detective Prentiss has been
released per my order.

Everybody, go home.

Help yourself to a cold drink
on your way out.

Mrs. Prentiss.

Thank you for calling.
Where is he?

Hope.

I'’m so sorry.

Jerk.

Can you forgive me?

I see no anti-union animus

in MetalWorks'’ decision
to move to Mexico.

I thought you
might say that.

So I'’d like to amend
our complaint

and enter additional
probative evidence.

Go ahead, counselor.

I move to admit this dog,

those books and that garbage
into evidence.

You have 30 seconds.

I call Betty Fenniger,
city manager of Fullerton,

to the stand.

Please, tell me what will happen
to the contents of this bag

when MetalWorks is gone.The garbage?

It'’ll end up on the streets,
just like the stray dog.

And the library?
Closed.

Without the plant,
our tax base will be decimated.

We won'’t be able to pay
city workers.

Objection, relevance.It'’s called equitable estoppel.

When MetalWorks
set up shop in Fullerton,

they made promises to the
city. Isn'’t that right?

Yes. And in turn,
we provided tax breaks

and expanded
city services.

So would you agree that
there was an implicit contract?

If you expanded city services,
they would remain in your city?

Yes. That was the deal we made.Thank you.

Ms. Fenniger, do you have
that deal in writing?

No.Nothing further.

Detective McKray,

you are aware of the charges
against Detective Prentiss.

What first drew
your attention to him?

It pains me to testify
against a fellow cop,

but Detective Prentiss
was acting suspiciously.

The theft was discovered
on a Tuesday.

Wednesday morning,
Prentiss disappeared.

Cash was taken from
several different files.

The only thing
they had in common:

Detective Prentiss
was the last guy to sign in.

Sergeant Contorsi, you'’re
the custodian of evidence.

Correct?Yep. That'’s my job.

So according
to your log,

the same day Detective Prentiss
was in the evidence room

Detectives Remar and McKray
were also viewing evidence.

Sure, but they were viewing
different files.

Once an officer signs in
to the evidence room,

isn'’t it possible
he could go to any file?

Not on my watch.

Isn'’t it true
that Detective Remar

and Detective McKray
could have stolen the money

and you forged my client'’s
signature in your log?

Objection, Your Honor.
Counsel'’s throwing mud.

Sustained.

Ms. Bingum,
if you have nothing further,

we'’re at recess.

Nothing further
at the moment.

I have to find the recording.

Travel Scrabble.

And a Lake Cachuma
fishing license, 2002.

And a red disposable cell phone
that Todd gave me.

I love the color.

We'’re getting closer to finding
the recording. I feel it.

Perhaps what we need
is a brief evidentiary hearing.

Whoa. What was that?I'’m practicing.

I'’m playing a lawyer
in Fred'’s movie.

Didn'’t you notice
my costume?

Yes,
it'’s a business suit.

I move that
you recuse yourself.

Counsel is testifying,
Your Honor.

Get me some hemoglobin,
stat!

Ooh.
That last line was medical.

Really? You'’re going
to criticize me

while I'’m raw
and in character?

Sorry.It'’s okay.

Heh, heh.Fred'’s got a real vision.

I think this could be a classic,
like On the Waterfront.

Oh, my God.I know, it'’s exciting, right?

Yeah. Stacy,
where are Jane'’s DVDs?

The ones that were
in these boxes.

I put them on the bookshelf.
I put the books in the garage.

It'’s not like we read.

Wait, what'’s going on?
Sweetie,

you'’re getting all
wacky.

Maybe Jane put the recording
in one of these DVD cases.

I don'’t think so.
I watched all of them.

Well, not the ones
on the upper shelf,

Documentaries. Snooze.

Richard Nixon:
A Biography.

Oh. Richard Milhous Nixon,
the 37th president.

Resigned from office in the wake
of the Watergate scandal.

Milhous
is a funny name.

Stacy,
Nixon taped everything.

So if Jane was being clever,

and I think
she was that kind of girl,

then she might have put
it in here.

Stacy.

We found it.

Sixty grand, give or take.

Gotta step it up.

No. A little at a time,
just like we agreed.

As long as it'’s just
the three of us, it'’s enough.

When do we settle up?

Tomorrow night at the Barn.

Irrefutable proof, Your Honor,
that my client is innocent.

Sure,
if the recording were real.

If? What do you mean, "if"?I made this recording.

I'’ll testify under oath.

Which should suffice
for authentication.

The defendant will testify
to anything to save himself.

He has a point, Ms. Bingum.
Do you have any other evidence

to support the legitimacy
of this recording?

We ask that you preclude
the recording as evidence.

Under Evidence Code 1401 A,

I find that the defense
has failed

to authenticate the recording.
It'’s inadmissible.

Motion granted.Thank you.

What are you drinking?

I'’m not. My office said
you had an offer.

I'’ll double severance
for every employee.

Not good enough.

She'’s still gonna like you
if you settle.

Excuse me?

You want to beat
the ex-boyfriend.

I'’d want the same.

Look, I'’m sorry
Vanessa broke up with you.

But she has nothing to do with
how I'’m handling this case.

She said she broke up with me?Yeah.

You have my offer.
Take it to your client.

When do we settle up?

Tomorrow night at the Barn.

Why are we listening again?
The judge threw it out.

Maybe it'’ll point us
to something she'’ll let in.

Like something you might hear
at the Barn.

It'’s a downtown
cop bar.

And you know this
because...?

Because cops get lonely.

Someone needs to head over
to this Barn

and see if they can get
one of the dirty cops to talk.

I wish I could,
but they all know me there.

Plus they won'’t talk
to just anyone.

They like a certain
trashy type.

Come on.

What kind of law
interests you?

Labor law?
We'’ll put you to work.

Contracts?
Sign on the dotted line.

Free speech?Oh! Sorry.

We all like to talk.

At Harrison & Parker,

you will meet
fascinating clients.

Like the prizefighter

whose dreams are being dashed
by a mean union boss.

I went a little
off-book there.

I didn'’t even notice.
It looks great.

And there'’s no shortage
of friendly

and helpful assistants.

Like that one over there.

And cut!

I heard
there was an offer.

Let me guess. Will called.

It bothers you.

Did you really break up
with him?

Why? What did he say?

Doesn'’t matter what he said.
I care what you tell me.

Look, we were together for
three years and I loved him.

But I wasn'’t in love with him
and he knew it.

So yes, technically,
he ended it, but I should have.

Are you upset?

Only that I haven'’t found
a way to win this case.

What'’s this?

Schofield Manufacturing?

The company in Bakersfield.
Will'’s competition.

If they make a profit
while remaining in California,

why can'’t Will?Hm.

Come here.

What?

Come over here.

I feel bad for Will.

It can'’t be easy seeing you
with someone new.

Jane.

Ew. Stop perving.

I'’m fine wearing a wire,

but I'’m not wearing
this stupid hat

or those capris.

Look, I know that
the pants are Stacy'’s,

but I really think
you could squeeze in.

Wear that hat and you
will be arrested for glittering.

A tube top and a press-on
American flag tattoo.

Enough.
I'’m wearing my own clothes.

Just tell me
who I'’m looking for.

Okay. Detective McKray,
37, married.

Detective Remar,
28, single.

And Sergeant Lou Contorsi.

Ten bucks says
he'’ll be there.

Always drinks Jack,
straight up.

Sits at a corner table
almost every night.

Forty-five years old,
married 17 years.

But still looking
and he likes blondes.

Wire me up.

Looks good, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Tequila. Anejo,
if you have it.

Yeah, I'’ve been shot
a couple times. Didn'’t kill me.

You'’re kidding.
Where?

And a Jack,
straight up.

Okay. Can I frisk you first?

Ha, ha, ha.

Contorsi, right?

We'’re talking here.

Oh, his wife sent me over
with a message.

She thinks
she'’s pregnant again.

Dude.

You don'’t know my wife.

Nope,

but I do know Detective McKray.
He said you could help me.

What do you need?

My brother got busted
for possession.

The cops raided
his place.

They took his cash,
some jewelry.

There was a ring that used
to belong to my grandmother.

What do you think
I can do?

Get the ring back.

Why would I do that?

It'’s a family heirloom
and I'’ll pay.

We'’re back in court in an hour.
Why did you call me here?

Do you recognize this, Will?

It'’s a part,
X9-170.

It'’s used in prefab
steel shelving units.

Been making them
for years. So?

Schofield Manufacturing
of Bakersfield

makes an identical bolt.

Theirs is used in unmanned
drones for the military.

What'’s your point?

This bolt is how Schofield
is undercutting you.

They qualify
as a trusted foundry

under DOD'’s
Trusted Access Program.

They get across-the-board
government rebates.

You make the same bolt,

which means you'’re eligible
for the same savings.

You just have to fill out
the application.

Sandra.
Yeah?

Assuming he'’s right,

the factory stays.

Thank God. Heh, heh, heh.
I'’ll go let everybody know.

Thank you so much. Bye.

So you beat the ex-boyfriend.I don'’t know.

I think
we both won here.

Well, thank you.

And seriously,
good luck with Vanessa.

Why would I do that?

It'’s a family heirloom
and I'’ll pay.

We don'’t do that anymore.
Not since we almost got caught.

Besides, McKray and I never
touched jewelry. Only cash.

Ms. Kaswell,
as an officer of the court,

is it your testimony
that you made this tape

and the voice
is Sergeant Contorsi,

who is sitting right there?

Yes.

In light of this new evidence,
Sergeant Contorsi has agreed

to authenticate the prior
recording made by my client.

The one that proves
him innocent.

In that case,

the charges against Detective
Prentiss are hereby dismissed.

Oh, one more thing,
Your Honor.

May I direct
the court'’s attention

to the officers from
the Major Crimes Unit?

Hold it there.What'’s going on?

Hands behind your back.

See you at your trial,
detectives.

Okay, so just keep in mind
that this is a rough cut.

Know what?
Maybe we should wait.

Fred, be quiet
and start the show.

Hi.
Welcome to Harrison & Parker.

Let me show you around.

Imagine never having
to set foot outside the office

when you need to forage
for the major food groups.

We provide them all:
cookies, caffeine and fruit.

Mmm. That is so good,
it shouldn'’t even be legal.

Get it?
Legal, heh, heh, like lawyers.

Need to clear your head
from drawing up writs

of coram nobis?

Ah, smell that clean
L.A. city air.

You can take as many breaks
as you need

so long as you'’re thinking
of legal stuff.

I love you,
Harrison & Parker.

This is supposed to recruit law
students to Harrison & Parker?

I'’d want to work there.

Okay, that does not see
the light of day.

I'’m sorry, Stacy.

It'’s a masterpiece.

What does Kim know? She'’s
just a lawyer. A real one.

Thank you.

See you at home.

Excuse me. Am I interrupting?Of course not.

We wanted to introduce you
to our son, Billy.

It'’s nice to meet you,
Billy.

Mom says you'’re the one
who got Dad back.

Oh. Well, she helped too.

As far as I'’m concerned, both
your parents are real heroes.

I know.
They rock.

Except when I don'’t do
my math homework.

Then they take away
my PlayStation.

Can you guys give us a moment?Cookies in the kitchen.

Awesome. Dad, let'’s go.All right.

Jane, you'’ve given me
my life back.

How can I thank you?It was nothing.

I'’m so sorry for ruining
your big night.

No, Hope, I understand.

He'’s a good man and...

I am really happy for you.
For both of you.

Okay.

I have an idea, Mr. Jordan.
Couldn'’t we have him reborn?

Nothing doing, I won'’t
go through that again.

Oh, no, no, no. Well--

Oh,
am I late for movie night?

Sorry, sweetie.
It'’s an old one.

But you might like it,
Jane.

It has a quirky plot
about a man

who dies
in a terrible accident

and then gets put into
another person'’s body.

Make room.

Nothing doing. I'’m not
gonna go through that again.

Oh, no, no, no.

I see I'’ll have to
take personal charge of this.

Now you'’re talking. You gotta
get busy and do something.

I intend to. Come along. Wait. Where to?

I'’m taking you back.JOE: You can'’t.

Didn'’t we just tell you
I haven'’t got a body anymore?

I'’ll get you another.

You'’ll what? Another body?

That'’s what I said. Come.

No, wait.
What kind of a deal is this?

You can'’t shove just
anybody'’s body off on me.

No, not on your life.
If Mr. Jordan says

he'’ll get you another body,
he'’ll get you another body,

every bit as good
as your own, if not better.