All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E09 - Last Years Model (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model?
That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

Ooh. New lipstick?

Smoke Red, Tom Ford.

Private Blend?I splurged.

So jealous.
What's the occasion?

I'm becoming a rainmaker.

Isn't that a lawn sprinkler?

Someone who brings in
a lot of money.

I just landed
a great new client.

Her boss demoted her
for being too old.

There should be a law
against that.

There is. And she works for
a company with deep pockets.

Deep pockets. So late '90s.

Different kind of pockets.I know. Just messing with you.

Anyway, the client saw
one of my cases

online and called me.

I'm getting a reputation.

What's with
the new lipstick?

Jane's getting a reputation.
The good kind.

I gotta go make rain.Heh.

Good luck, sweetie.

Ah. Fred,
how many times have I told you?

InStyle Magazine
is not a coaster.

Sorry. Uh--

This was in the mailbox.Still?

Oh. It came
a couple days ago.

And I left it there hoping that
the mailman would take it back.

It's from your
credit card company.

Says "final notice,"
all capital letters.

I know. They ruined
the color pink forever.

How did this happen?Well,

I was all set to make
the minimum payment of $150.

And?

Marc Jacobs ankle boots,
60 percent off.

Let me help.
Can I loan you the money?

No, I can't take your money.

Good,
because I don't have 150 bucks.

What if we ask Jane?I can't ask Jane again.

You could mail the shoes
to the credit card company.

They were 60 percent off.
Heh.

Cream, two sugars, right?

How did you know I was here?

Reflection in the microwave.Ooh.

Very Jason Bourne.
I like it.

I'm former CIA. Don't tell.

Oh, you have a little something
on your tie, Mr. Bourne.

Don't worry, no one saw.
I checked the microwave.

Ms. Kaswell,
be ready to update us

on the Hobbs divorce
at the staff meeting.

Absolutely, Mr. Parker, sir.
I'm on top of it.

Good day.

Crap, the Hobbs divorce.

Good morning.
Code red.

Hobbs is waiting on us to pull
the trigger on his divorce.

Get an expedited server
to bring his wife papers.

Expedited? That's 175 bucks.

I don't care. I was supposed
to do this days ago.

How could I forget?

Easy.
You're in a new relationship.

Your brain is soaking in
endorphins which never dissipate

because the object of
your affection is a co-worker.

The question was rhetorical.

Hey, Stacy. How would you like
to make 175 bucks?

It's our first house.
We bought it from the bank.

It was a foreclosure.
We thought it was a good deal.

But now you want out of it?We can't go back there, ever.

It's haunted.

Haunted?Well, there were issues

from the day we moved in.

Weird sounds,
flickering lights.

And then two weeks ago...

I woke up and I saw a ghost
standing by our bed.

Tracy screamed. I woke up.

But by then, whatever
was there had disappeared.

It happened
the next three nights.

We've been at a motel
ever since.

Are you guys
putting me on?

Is this some sort
of practical joke?

You don't have
to believe us.

You just have to help us.
Please.

Let's move on
to new business.

This isn't civics class,
Bingum.

I'm sorry.
I'm just so excited.

I have an age
discrimination suit.

I like it. Keep talking.

She was a drug rep
for Clasky Pharmaceuticals.

Clasky. They're Fortune 500.
I'm falling in love with it.

She was arbitrarily demoted
to a desk job

and replaced
by a 24-year-old.

I see a seven-figure
judgment.

We're on the right side
of the issue.

So it's a win-win.I like to win-win.

Kaswell, lead.

Bingum, introductions.What?

Absolutely.No. This is my case.

Excited about the case.
I get it.

Kim will be happy
you're second chair.

Moving on,
who else has pending litigation?

How does this happen?

I've been your second chair
plenty.

The client's waiting
in your office.

What's she doing here?She is meeting her client.

Parker made her first chair.

Teri, please,
tell me that is not my client.

That's your age discrimination?
How old is she?

And if she's over 50,
who did her work?

She's 34.

A 34-year old suing
for age discrimination?

Is this your way
of sandbagging me?

Yes. I knew that you were going
to steal my case,

so I cleverly arranged for
my client to be 30 years younger

than I thought she'd be.
I'm a diabolical genius.

That would be cool if you were.I know, right?

Well, after you,
first chair.

Clasky recruited me
right out of college

to sell heart medications.

In three years,
I covered half of L.A. County.

So, what happened?I got older.

Once I hit 30,

they started handing off
parts of my territory

and most of my commission--To younger salespeople?

Twenty-four-year-olds.

Clasky wants their reps
to be young and cute.

Like most drug companies,
they recruit a lot of

cheerleaders
and pageant girls.

But they haven't fired you?

No, they exiled me
to Customer Service.

My family...

depends on my income,

which is down 50 percent
since they put me on a desk.

Can you think of
any other reason

you might have been demoted?

I know they were unhappy
I cut back

on their extracurricular
functions.

What kind of extracurriculars?Booze cruises, happy hours,

trips to Vegas.

I have kids. I need to be home
nights and weekends.

Plus I was making my numbers

without doing Jell-O shots
with the doctors.

Discrimination laws
weren't designed

to protect people your age.

So I'm too old to sell,

but too young to sue?

I didn't mean that.
I just want you to realize--

We will do everything
we can to fix this.

Okay, not that I'm complaining,
but what are you wearing?

Duh.

It's my Swiss Alps Oktoberfest
barmaid outfit.

Why?

Last time I delivered
a singing telegram,

it was a big hit.
I got tips.

This is not a singing telegram,
Stacy.

These are legal documents
that initiate a divorce.

You need to hand them
to Mrs. Hobbs and say,

"You've been served."

You've been served.

That's right.

You've been served.That's good too.

You've been served.

I see why you got tips.

Mm-hm.

Ghosts?

I can't believe
you can sit there

with a straight face
and tell me--

The house is sold.
Escrow's closed.

Thought you'd be open
to discussion.

Nothing to discuss.

What about the fact
the house is haunted?

I saw the ghost.It appears there are problems--

Our inspectors did
a thorough examination,

which your clients
signed off on.

There's nothing wrong--We have proof.

We do?

The "International Bureau
of Paranormal Investigations."

Based in Trenton,
New Jersey.

They analyzed the aura
over the phone

and concluded that there is
a supernatural presence.

And a strong possibility
that the house is a portal.

A portal?
Why didn't you say that before?

Here, let me open up my
checkbook and write you a...

Are you kidding?No need to be sarcastic.

Tell me something, Mr. Kent.

Do you believe there are ghosts
in your clients' house?

With all the foreclosures,

is it possible the bank
has a different property

we can roll the mortgage into--?Here's my offer.

The Prescotts continue
to pay the mortgage.

I don't have them evicted and
torch their credit rating. Deal?

Don't forget proactive
and peremptory.

If it feels right, I'll use it.
Now, shh. I'm first chair.

Your Honor, we move
for immediate dismissal.

California's Fair Employment
and Housing Act

grants no age protection
to people under 40.

We understand that,
but Clasky Pharmaceuticals'

unnatural obsession
with youth

amounts to de facto
age discrimination.

Counsel saying it
doesn't make it so.

Our country is increasingly
youth-oriented.

We have sports figures
who are over the hill at 30,

a president in his 40s.

Let's not forget
Ashton Kutcher.

Three careers and
a stepfather to teenagers

by the time he was
27 years old.

Shh.

The law needs
to recognize that

while we live longer, we're
being aged out sooner.

Your Honor, Charlotte Perkins
is an at-will employee.

She can be demoted or even fired
at our discretion.

I will take the matter
under advisement.

Your Honor,
this is proactive

and peremptory
discrimination.

They purposefully demoted
Charlotte

before she turned 40
to avoid a lawsuit.

Is that it?

Or is somebody else gonna
jump up and yell at me?

No, that's it.

You've been served.

You've been served.

You've been served.

Okay.

Just a second.You've been--

Welcome home!What?

You're not Donald.

No.

Just delivering something.I'm so embarrassed.

My husband is due back
from a business trip today.

And, well, we're newlyweds.

Oh, it's beautiful.I know.

I've never been
one of those girls

who dreamed of wedding rings.

But then I saw this and...

How long have you been married?Six weeks on Saturday.

Donald's been gone three days,
but it feels like forever.

It's true what they say
about marriage.

What's that?

It's a slumber party
every night.

I'm sorry. Did you need me
to sign something?

You know what? I think
I have the wrong house.

Oh.

Okay.

Hi, Jane.

Bye, Jane.

Wanna talk about it?She shushed me.

What?Kim shushed me.

She wouldn't listen
to my ideas--

You brought in the case.I don't even care about that.

I care about Charlotte.

And now I'm just supposed
to sit on my hands

and let Kim muck it up?

How could Parker
give her my case?

I wouldn't take it
personally.

How am I supposed
to take it?

Parker's
not thinking straight.

You know how it is.
His brain is soaking

in a stew of endorphins.

They cloud the judgment.

What are you talking about?

I wasn't gonna say
anything before

because it wasn't relevant,
but-- Wow.

Look at me,
I sound like a lawyer.

But I should probably
tell you.

Parker is in a new relationship.A relationship with whom?

It's possible
I've said too much.

Son of a bitch.

I know what you're doing.What am I doing?

You're sleeping with Kim and
that's why you gave her my case.

You want to shut the door.Oh? Why?

Afraid everyone
will hear the truth?

Fine, leave it open.

I did not give
anyone your case.

I simply
made you second chair.

Semantics.Before you say another word,

think what you're alleging.Oh, I've thought about it.

And I can even
cite code section

for you if you'd like.

I have no doubt.

Bingum,
this firm is my legacy.

Think I'd let
my personal life

get in the way
of my business judgment?

I think you already have.

You aware Kim has
the firm's best record

with employment
discrimination suits?

I'll take that as a no,
but at least you'd acknowledge

I've previously given you cases
Kim brought in.

Yes, I guess that's true,
but the poi--

Before you storm
into my office again,

please,
get your facts straight.

Not that it matters
in this case.

Why?Judge dismissed your suit.

If you were in your office
doing your job,

you'd know that.It doesn't excuse the fact--

I know where the lines are,
Bingum. I haven't crossed any.

Have a good day.

Somewhere else.

Stacy.
What are you doing here?

With the papers you were
supposed to serve today.

There was a little--

A little bump in the road.

Did you find the house?Mm.

And she was there?Yeah.

I see no bump.

Fred, she showed me her ring.What?

She is like the happiest
married person in America.

You should see her face.Stacy--

No, I know what's
in this envelope.

And I couldn't be responsible
for destroying her happiness.

I am not a love assassin.

You're just the messenger.You said this would be easy.

It is. All you do is
hand her the papers and say--

I'm sorry.

Maybe it's for the best.

I mean, age discrimination.
She's only 34.

It wasn't a great case.

But it was my case,
not Kim's.

I promised Charlotte.

Did you know
about Parker and Kim?

I suspected.I don't get it.

I mean,
what is he doing with her?

Guess he's into dirty blonds,
emphasis on "dirty."

I mean,
he's managing partner.

He has an obligation
to avoid

even the appearance
of impropriety.

A boss sets a tone and that
impacts how the employees feel.

And this employee feels
like another round. Are you in?

Oh, my God.

What? Do I have to hold
your hair while you throw up?

You should know
I'm a sympathetic puker.

No. I have an idea.

We're suing the boss
for sexual harassment.

You're gonna sue Parker?No.

Charlotte is going
to sue her boss.

Forget age discrimination.

Clasky Pharmaceuticals created
a hostile work environment.

Okay, we have to get back
upstairs to the office, mm,

prepare a new filing.

This goes against my
"never drink and draft" policy.

Tonight we're making
an exception.

You filed something
with the court in my name?

Well, you're first chair, so you
should have thought of it first.

This isn't 31 Flavors.

We don't get to sample
every cause of action

until we find one we like.

And sexual harassment?

How do you plan
to argue that?

In case you've forgotten,

there are two types
of sexual harassment.

There's quid pro quo,

where someone
gets special treatment

for sleeping with her boss.

And then this is
the second type:

Hostile workplace
sexual harassment.

You heard Charlotte
talk about her office.

It's all cheerleaders
and pageant finalists

who are basically required to
flirt and dress provocatively.

We can argue that
it meets the standard

of severe and
pervasive harassment.

I'm not so sure.Just saw the filing.

Hostile workplace?

Brilliant move, Kaswell.
And you, too, Jane.

I can't believe

I let you talk me
into cancelling dinner

with Vanessa for this.

I can't believe you were gonna
drop the Prescott case

without even visiting
the haunted house.

Teri.Don't "Teri" me.

I have lived
in two haunted homes

and one very poltergeist-y
college dorm.

What are you doing?

In my haunted dorm, the ghost
smelled like burnt molasses.

Although that could have been
my roommate.

What was that?The floor.

And that?A light bulb. They do that.

Okay. We are not leaving
until we see a ghost.

I'm gonna look upstairs.

I'm going to see if
I can salvage my dinner plans.

Boo.Knock it off.

Look at you. Heh-heh.

Hard at work
in a haunted house.

Deb?

Were you expecting
some other girl?

How could this--?I wanted to say hi.

Let you know
that I'm A-okay.

The afterlife kind
of rocks.

How are you doing?

How am I doing?You look good.

Are you seeing anyone?

No. Of course not.

Grayson? Are you all right?
You're talking to the wall.

Yeah, no, I just saw a--What?

I just saw a ghost.

We were always told
Clasky wasn't just a job,

it was a lifestyle.

But after
my girls were born,

my lifestyle changed.

I cut back on
the outside socializing

and started dressing
my age.

And what happened?

Well, it started with
nasty looks,

rude comments
from management.

Then they pulled me
off the road,

gave me a headset,

and stuck me on a desk
in the annex.

What type of drugs does
Clasky Pharmaceuticals produce?

Primarily heart medications.

Is it true
that nine out of ten

cardiologists are men?

Yes. That's why they hire

female sales reps
who appeal to those men.

Heh. Management calls us
their Bond girls.

Your Honor, is it all right
if I hand off to my co-counsel,

before her head explodes?By all means.

So this is
your company handbook.

Could you please read
the highlighted portion?

"Skirts shall be no longer
than an inch above the knee."

"Heels shall be
at least 3 inches."

Charlotte, why did you decide
to file this suit?

Because I'm good at my job.

I understand these drugs.
I know how to sell them.

I just don't want to do it
with my cleavage.

Ms. Perkins, you understand
that your lawyers are arguing

your work environment
was hostile?

Yes.

Have you ever been subject

to unwanted sexual advances

while employed by Clasky?No.

Has pornography ever been
on display at the office?

No.Have you ever had to endure

crude or vulgar jokes?No.

The harassment
was more subtle than that.

So subtle it didn't exist.

Molly Hobbs?You're early.

I am?You're by yourself?

Uh... Yeah.

You must be stronger
than you look.

I cleared a wall for you.

And I really want it
to be a surprise,

so I'm hoping
you can install it quickly.

What am I installing?The 60-inch plasma TV.

It's a gift for my husband.

You bought your husband

a 60-inch high-definition
flatscreen.

I know. He really wanted one,
so, what the hell?

I pulled a couple
of extra shifts.

He's gonna love it,
right?

So where is it,
in the truck?

Um, uh--

Yeah. Let me just go make sure
I've got the right one.

Okay.

My favorite restaurant
in the city?

Hmm. Lawry's.

And why do
I need to know that?

Because you're gonna want
to buy me dinner.

Look at what I found.

SpookyMaps.net?

It's a website
that catalogues

Southern California
haunted houses.

The Prescott's house
is on a haunted house registry?

And it has been for years.

According to
Stambovsky v. Ackley,

a 1991
Supreme Court decision,

"nondisclosure of a house's
reputation for being haunted--"

"Entitles the buyer
to a refund."

You know your ghost law.Well, it's kind of my thing.

Your clients want the purchase
agreement voided.

On what grounds?You're gonna love this.

The house is reputed
to be possessed by poltergeists.

That last part again, counselor?Ghosts, Your Honor.

And the bank knew it,
or should have.

Here's where we ask that you
dismiss this case with prejudice

and award sanctions.

These are reprints
from a website

SpookyMaps.net.

Note that the Prescotts' house
has been listed since 2004.

Either the bank knew
and failed to disclose,

which is fraudulent
misrepresentation,

or should have known,
in which case it's negligence.

There's a third option.
My client didn't know

the house was listed
on some crackpot website

and shouldn't be
expected to.

Unlike opposing counsel,

they had better things to do
than go Googling for ghosts.

I'm inclined to agree.

Do you have any other evidence?Yes.

I saw one.

You saw one what?

A ghost in the house.

Case dismissed.

Mr. Kent, seek help.

♪ You make me believe ♪

♪ There's something special ♪

Well, that's done.

You gave her the papers?
How did it go?

Tell me everything.

It was, uh--
It was a piece of--

Was it awful?
Was Mrs. Hobbs devastated?

Did she collapse from the weight
of her broken heart?

Did tears well in her eyes--?I couldn't do it either.

Ha-ha! I knew it!

She bought him a 60-inch
flatscreen TV,

just for being him.

She loves him.
Kim is gonna kill me.

I will speak
at your funeral.

What am I doing?

Couldn't stay away, huh?

Deb.I think I've stopped aging.

And my skin is glowing.

That was a joke.

What's wrong, Grayson?

Deb,
I never lied to you before.

I don't want to start now.

You asked me
if I was seeing anyone.

I am.

Yeah, I had a feeling.

Hey.Vanessa.

What are you--?Teri told me you were here.

I heard about your day
in court.

Actually everyone did.

Yeah, tell a judge
you see dead people,

watch how fast word travels.

So tell me about your ghost.

It's okay.
You don't have to humor me.

Grayson.

She was a young woman.

She stood right about
where you are now.

Right here?

She disappeared,
then I saw that.

It looks like a face.

Are you sure your clients
aren't moving back here?

Absolutely.

Well, in that case...

What--?

Whoa. What are you doing?

Yeah.

See that right there?Yeah?

Toxic mold.

My brother buys old houses,
taught me all about this.

It grows behind walls,

interferes with
the structure of the house,

the electrical system.Flickering lights.

Creaky floorboards,
peeling wallpaper.

And get this:

Exposure is also known
to cause hallucinations.

Really?

Hallucinations.

Looks like your clients
may have found some new grounds.

Where is the depo
transcript?

How's it going, team?

Awesome.Super.

You want some dinner?Busy.

No, thanks.

All right, then. Back at it.

What?What, "what?"

I didn't say anything.

You looked like
you wanted to.

Maybe I always look
like this.

Fine.

So when Parker
offered dinner,

was that offer for both of us
or just for you?

That's it.What? What did I say?

I'm dating Parker.
Get over it.

I'm sick of
passive-aggressive comments.

I haven't said anything.Please. Every time you speak,

I can hear that tone
in your voice.

And the way you've been looking
at me since I got this case?

Say it. You think I'm sleeping
my way through the firm.

You're sleeping
through the firm.

I can't believe
you just said that.

Really? First Grayson
and now Parker.

I mean, who's next, Carl
with the sideburns in Payroll?

I've dated two men
in the last year

and, yes, they both
work here.

Do you know why? Because
this is where my life is.

You of all people
should understand that.

Date any lawyers lately?Yeah, I didn't work for Tony.

So, I wasn't sleeping with him
to get ahead.

I was sleeping
with him for fun.

I'm not dating Parker
to get ahead.

For the record, I really
liked Grayson at the time,

but he's still in love
with that dead girlfriend.

I couldn't compete. Anything
else you'd like to know,

send me an e-mail.
I'm going home.

Mr. Clasky,
do I have this right?

You admit
to recruiting cheerleaders

to fill out
your work force.

Yes. Businessweek,
sales journals,

they've all published
studies

that show cheerleaders
and other athletes

do better in business
than their counterparts.

It's all about focus
and commitment.

Your witness.

Why did you demote
my client?

Her performance
hadn't declined.

Oh, I knew it would.

Are you psychic?

No, I've just been doing my job
for the past two decades.

I knew when Charlotte
stopped attending

the weekly social functions,

let her gym membership
lapse,

started dressing
more like a...

A mom?Less sexy.

Once people opt out
of the Clasky lifestyle,

their numbers start
going down.

Maybe not right away,
but eventually.

So you believe that
dressing sexy is a bona fide

occupational requirement?

Absolutely.Nothing wrong

with hiring matchmakers
to coach staff on seduction?

My business strategy
is legitimate.

And any reasonable person
would agree.

Nothing further.

Are we ready for summation?

Yes.Not yet.

What?We have to call another witness.

Who?I don't know yet.

That is not
an acceptable answer.

Kim,
we are losing this case,

and Charlotte is about
to get nothing.

Counselors, we're waiting.

Uh--
We have a rebuttal witness.

Who?

Uh--

Her. Miss.
You, with the sandwich.

Hi. Could you please give
your name to the court?

Um...

Laura Curtis.

And what do you do for a living,
Laura?

Executive assistant.

I'm on my lunch break.

It was too hot
to eat outside.

It's perfect.How is that perfect?

Your Honor.Sidebar.

This is nuts. She's not
on the witness list.

This is a stall tactic.

Mr. Clasky said any
reasonable person would agree

with his business strategy.

But according
to the Ninth Circuit--

The standard
for hostile workplace

is what a reasonable woman
finds offensive.

Not person, woman.

Ms. Curtis has a reasonable job,
wearing reasonable clothes,

and she came out of the heat,
a reasonable thing to do.

She is our average
reasonable woman.

Your Honor, you have to agree,
this is absurd.

Actually I don't.
It sounds reasonable to me.

Proceed.

Ms. Curtis, do you think
going to the gym

is a reasonable
job requirement?

Not unless you're a Laker.

What about
dressing provocatively?

Maybe if you're a stripper.

Would you feel
comfortable

if your boss made you flirt
with clients?

Um-- No. It would be awkward,
embarrassing.

Would you call it hostile?Of course.

I found stachybotrys
chartarum,

commonly known
as toxic black mold.

The colony's been present for
over a year and still growing.

How'd the bank miss this?They never checked.

What do you mean?

I've been through
the documentation.

There's
an electrical report,

seismic, structural,
but no environmental.

Not uncommon during foreclosure
when banks try to save bucks.

Thanks for your time.

Ronnie's ready to testify
and I have to say,

I find him very credible.

What do you think?

I think we
at Southwestern Mutual

see no reason
to return to court.

I'm sure your clients will find
this to be more than generous.

Not enough.

You didn't even look at it.Not enough.

Fine.

I believe we have a deal.

So thanks again for coming in.No problem.

Hey, I was wondering,

how quickly does toxic mold
affect people?

I mean, could someone
walk into a house with mold

and just have a hallucination
right there on the spot?

Mm. Some people
are more sensitive.

Usually takes weeks
or months of exposure.

That long?

Of course,
anything's possible, right?

What's the deal
with Molly Hobbs?

What do you mean?

I should've heard
from her attorney

right after she got served.That is odd.

The client's
coming in today.

Confirm with the process server
that everything went smoothly.

Ms. Bingum. Ms. Bingum.

That was some maneuver
this morning.

It worked.

I know that.
I saw how the jury reacted.

We have an offer.

Your old job and back pay.

Her old job, back pay
and a settlement large enough

to let people know that internal
policy is going to change.

How big a settlement
is that?

I don't know. Charlotte,
what are you thinking?

I'm thinking stock options.

Lots of stock options.

Donald Hobbs
here to see Kim Kaswell.

Uh-- Mr. Hobbs. Hi.
I'm Ms. Kaswell's assistant.

How was your business trip?

Between us,
I didn't go anywhere.

I've been crashing
on my buddy's couch.

Molly has no idea
I'm meeting a lawyer.

You don't say. That's--

Hey, can I ask you something?Yeah.

Why would you get divorced
after only six weeks?

I thought I was ready.

A wife, a mortgage,
someday, kids.

But as soon as
it became real,

I knew I'd made
a huge mistake.

I'd wake up in the morning
and I couldn't breathe.

There's a reason you asked

Molly to marry you
in the first place, right?

I guess.Yeah, I think it's this:

You know that you only get
one chance in life.

And you want to spend it
with someone

you can't wait
to come home to.

Someone who
makes your heart race,

whenever she enters the room
in her fuzzy bunny slippers.

You know, someone who,
even when she's yelling at you

for using her InStyle Magazine
as a coaster,

still makes you feel like
she's the reason

you're here on earth.

Wow, that was some speech.

So this perfect woman...Yeah?

You know where
I can meet her?

If your boss does her
job right,

I'll be single
by the end of the week.

Excuse me. Um--

I have to make a delivery.

Dinner?
I'm thinking Japanese.

I need you to be honest with me.
Did you give me this case

because we're sleeping together?Excuse me?

You heard me.No.

Of course, I didn't.If you did, we're done.

I don't need Jane
or anyone thinking

I get special treatment
because of this.

Oh, come on, you too?

That's not the way
I run my--

I'm not the kind of boss--

It doesn't look like
special treatment.

Parker.

Okay, I guess maybe it does.

How did I not see it?

It happens.

To make sure
it doesn't happen again,

starting immediately,
I'm going to remove myself

from all discussions
of your assignments,

compensation
and partnership tracking.

How's that sound?

Like the most romantic thing
anyone's ever said to me.

You again.

Mrs. Hobbs,
this isn't gonna be easy.

Ugh. Just give me the papers.Excuse me?

You're here to serve me
with divorce papers, right?

On with it.

Wait, how did you--?I've known the whole time.

So the whole thing

about the big-screen TV--?

My husband is a jackass
and he doesn't deserve me.

So, I've been trying
to make this

as difficult
on him as possible.

Molly Hobbs,
you're gonna be all right.

Well,
she has been served.

Oh, my God. How was it?

Uh--

Easier than you'd think.Mm.

This is for you.

Oh, I don't deserve that.

No, no, no. I hired you.

And besides, the check
is made out in your name.

Really?

Thank you so much.

$150 is going straight
to the credit card company.

And the rest?

Hmm. Just enough for dinner.

Well, enjoy.

Wait, no. I meant with you.

Did you just invite me
to dinner?

Absolutely.

Ahem. As long as we don't spend
more than $25.

Congratulations
on your big win.

I was only second chair.

Maybe, but calling
the average reasonable woman?

That was genius.

Everyone
is talking about you.

When they are not
talking about you.

Right.

See, you impress people.
I get mocked.

You still won.

And Teri said you were awesome,
by the way.

So, what about this ghost?

Ah. You're gonna think
I'm crazy.

Never.

It was Deb.

You're laughing. See?
You do think I'm crazy.

No, I just--
I don't know what you saw.

I wasn't there.

I do know that the brain
can play tricks on you.

And sometimes you just see
what you want to see.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Wishful thinking.Nothing wrong with that.

I don't know why Deb would
hang around some moldy house.

Right? Unless she got lost
on the way to Bloomies.

Yeah.

Well, if I believed in ghosts,
and I'm not saying I do,

I'd like to think Deb

would have found a way
to stay close to me.

Yeah, it would be nice
to think so.