All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E03 - The Long Road to Napa (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?

That was me, Deb,
until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up,

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,
a super-busy lawyer

with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well, I sure hope
I was right.

Good morning.
Who wants breakfast?

"Get dry cleaning,
alphabetize receipts,

and pick up a nonfat vanilla
latte." "Nonfat" in all-caps.

Fred, I have your--

"9 a.m. deposition,
file Swain motion."

Switch.Coffee? French roast?

Love it, but
I'm running late.

I'll get my caffeine
from the fumes of Kim's latte.

How about you, sweetie?

Antioxidant
tomato blueberry smoothie?

Dr. Oz says
it'll age you backwards.

Sorry, no time.

I wanna be hungry. It
makes me cranky and aggressive.

Oh. I'll stick it
in the fridge for later.

Anybody seen my left shoe?Under the table.

My keys?STACY: In the Cosmomagazine.

You bookmarked

the triumphant return
of the empire waistline.

Thanks, Stace.You're the best.

Bye.

Dry cleaning in closet,
receipts are alphabetized.

And your latte
is on your desk.

Don't ask how I kept it warm.
You want me to take that?

Messages?On your computer.

Red for business,
blue for personal.

Caitlin Tanner called.
She's a college friend.

She's in blue.
I understand your system.

She needs to meet with you,
I squeezed her in at noon.

Which means she's in red.

I went to the drugstore
twice this week.

What did I forget?

I do
some of my own errands.

You know, I woke up
this morning thinking

maybe a divorce
is premature.

Yes, he's been distant,
married to his job, unavailable.

But that doesn't
necessarily add up to...

Do you think
I'm acting rashly?

That's not for me
to decide.

But we do need to talk
about your husband's assets.

Is he hiding something from me?Yes.

And not just assets.

In the course of
our due diligence, we found...

Maria, we think your husband
has a girlfriend.

I'm so sorry.

You know,

a part of me suspected,
but...

Are you sure?

Uh-- Property records.

As you know,
he travels back and forth

between his L.A.
and San Francisco offices.

In San Francisco, he bought
a townhouse last March.

And the mortgage
is in the name

of Charles Ellis
and Emily Parcelles.

Okay,

the divorce is on.

Okay.

We need to talk.

I'm with a client.We still need to talk.

I am in the middle of giving
bad news to a client.

You're messing with my mojo.Your mojo's needed in reception.

There's a walk-in
acting like a grenade

with its pin pulled.Why me?

She asked for you.
By name.

I have to do a flyby in
Judge Malloy's court. File this.

It's an updated motion
for the McDonald case.

It never gets old.

Yes, it does.

I need to talk to her now.
I can't wait.

Hello.

I'm Jane Bingum.
How may I help you?

Start by telling me
why you're invading my privacy.

I'm not sure
what you're referring to.

You requested a copy
of the deed to my townhouse.

Don't deny it.
County assessors called me.

The San Francisco
county assessor?

Mm-hm.You're Emily Parcelles.

Yes. Why are you
investigating me?

I represent
Charles Ellis' wife.

That's not possible.It's a fact.

You do know that Charles
is married, right?

Of course I do.

He's married to me.

Maria Ellis,
married on August 18, 2002

to Charles Ellis.
And Emily Parcelles,

married on March 13, 2005
to Charles Ellis.

You don't know me,

but if I'd had any idea
that he was married to you,

I never would've married him.Technically, you didn't.

Isn't that right?

Because Charles
was already married,

legally,
your marriage is void.

To be fair, if I had known
that Charles was cheating,

I would've left him before
you two ever got hitched.

What happens now?

I'm going after my share
of our community property.

That includes
your little love nest.

What about me?

You were never married
to Charlie.

I have rights. I lived with that
man for five years as his wife.

That townhouse
is in both our names.

You kidding?That's my home.

You think you're entitled to--That was my life!

Maria, you are right,
we can make Charles pay.

What?But you're right too

because you have a claim
to palimony.

What are you saying?

Do you wanna go
after each other,

or do you want to
go after Charles?

Caitlin.Kim.

Hi.

I really appreciate
you taking the time.

I know I owe you a call.

After the adoption,
I meant to come by.

The baby must be
three weeks old by now?

Kim, he's gone.

What?You remember Lana?

Yeah, the birth mother?

It was an open adoption.

By the time she had the baby,
we became friends.

We were both single,
we bonded.

This morning she asked
if she could visit.

Oh, God.

I went
to the bathroom.

I left her alone with Ben
for five minutes.

I came back and she left a note
saying she changed her mind.

Caitlin, she can't do that.
Not legally.

Please, I need
to get my son back.

Hello?

Stacy.
I picked up sushi.

How was your day?

Oh.No, wait, me first.

I got a job.

Did Sports Illustratedcall you
for the swimsuit edition?

I'm so jealous.No. Even better.

I started my own business.
Close your eyes.

Okay.Jane,

I decided to follow
my true passion.

Skin care?
Exactly.

The avocado moisturizer

that doubles as a dip
is a terrible idea.

Derma-guac
could be huge.

But I have something better.
Close your eyes.

Okay.

I'm ready.
Ooh.

It's called
the Armvelope.

Is that the left leg

of the Victoria's
Secret leggings I wore

for Miss Kahlúa
in 2007?

It used to be.

The Armvelope protects
your skin while driving,

keeping off
all those nasty UV rays.

Every left-arm-out-the-window
driver in America will need one.

At least one.
Stacy, this is brilliant.

Mm-hm. Thanks.

I'll let her know.

What?

Ahem. Caitin's in the lobby.

Lana and her attorney
are on their way.

Give me five minutes,
then bring them in.

Tony?
Jane.

What, they cut the soda budget
at Bogert & Markoff?

They ran out
of ginger ale,

so I drove across town.
I was thirsty.

May I have a soda, Jane?

Of course.

But why are you here?

I have a vague recollection
of you telling me we're through.

That means you don't
pop over for pop.

I'm not here
to see you.

I didn't think you were.We'll be seeing each other.

Are you talking code?You're opposing counsel.

I'm representing Charles Ellis.What? No.

Attorney of record
is Harold Folley.

Out with the flu.
I'm filling in.

Should be straightforward,
settled by the end of the day.

That is if you and Maria Ellis
are reasonable.

I'm sure Maria won't be
the problem.

Thirty days.

State law says
a birth mother has 30 days

to change her mind
and take her baby.

Unless the birth mother
signs a waiver

giving up
all rights to the baby.

The waiver is void.

Lana signed while in a state
of diminished capacity.

What?Suffering postpartum depression.

No.

No. Lana, I was
at the hospital with you.

You handed me Ben, said
it was the right thing to do.

I'm sorry.

Ben is my baby

Lana gave birth to him,
but she gave him to me.

I love him,
and I will fight for him.

I'm filing for a TRO barring
Lana from leaving the city

and seeking an order to
have Ben returned immediately.

Let me be clear. My client
doesn't want this divorce.

If Mrs. Ellis insists,
we're prepared

to offer
a fair settlement.

We're not ready
to discuss settlement.

What are you
talking about?

Hello, Maria.

Hello, Emily.

Oh, my God.

What's going on here?
Who is--?

Oh, this would be
your client's second wife.

Emily Parcelles,
Tony Nicastro.

Charles,
what is this?

Talk to me.This wasn't supposed to happen.

Actually,
stop talking.

Let me explain.This ought to be good.

I'm all ears.

I'm so, so sorry.Charles.

What're we doing?
You can't represent two wives

in a divorce proceeding.Right.

The divorce and the palimony
are on hold.

Maria and Emily are jointly
suing your client for fraud.

Could we please step outside?Yep.

Don't even.
Not a word.

I don't
believe this.

I know. Bigamy. Who knew
people still did that?

Unless they're from
that cult in Texas.

Is Charles a Texan?

You blind-sided me.You're kidding.

You represent a guy
who lied to two wives.

You're upset I didn't
give you a heads-up?

You changed the cause of action
and didn't tell me.

A good lawyer doesn't share
her strategy.

Please. You wanted
your big dramatic moment.

What?

You're still mad
because I broke up with you.

Didn't need to turn it
into a circus.

This isn't personal,
Tony.

If it were, I'd tell you
no one in their right minds

would wear that belt
with those shoes.

What's wrong with my shoes?I'll see you in court.

Two wives.
That's a lot to handle.

By uniting
these two women

into a single cause of action,
it's a win-win.

Classic conflict
resolution.

The enemy of my enemy
is my friend.

Ah. Sun Tzu,
The Art of War.

Brandon and Dylan,
90210,the original.

They were archrivals, because
they both fell for Kelly.

But when
Kelly was brainwashed--

They worked together to rescue
Kelly from the evil cult leader.

I had an ex
that made me watch.

Okay.

Postpartum depression
occurs

within the first weeks
of giving birth.

Dr. Kemper,
does a woman's age

make her more susceptible
to PPD?

Research has shown
women under 20

are particularly at risk.

And Lana is how old?

Eighteen.In your expert opinion,

is it possible that Lana's
depression was so severe

she didn't understand the
implications of the waiver?

Absolutely.

Thank you, doctor.

When was the time
you met Lana?

A week ago.

You didn't examine her
at the time

she was supposedly
mentally unfit

to sign the waiver,
did you?

I stand by my diagnosis.

That's not really
an answer, is it?

Ladies and gentlemen,

what we have here
is a clear case of fraud.

First, I will prove that
Charles Ellis knowingly entered

into two separate,
competing marriage contracts,

and, in so doing, willfully
deceived these two women.

Next, I will illustrate

how these women
were emotionally

and financially harmed
by that man

who turned their lives
into lies.

This is not
a criminal trial.

You're not being asked
to decide

whether or not
my client committed bigamy.

No. Mr. Ellis
is being accused of fraud.

Were these women lied to?

Yes.
But in order to prove fraud,

the plaintiff has to prove
actual damages.

Our legal system
doesn't recognize

hurt feelings
or bruised egos.

This case is nothing more
than a desperate attempt

to apply a legal remedy
to a matter of the heart.

Do you remember signing the
waiver giving up your child?

Of course.

Tell the court about your
thoughts and feelings.

It felt like
it was out of my control.

Like that moment
when you jump into the pool

but before you get wet.

I knew what was gonna happen,
but it didn't feel right.

Thank you.

When you decided to give
your baby up for adoption,

you interviewed
prospective parents

and chose Caitlin. Right?Yes.

Do you remember
why you chose her?

She could give my baby
the life that I couldn't.

Lana, has anything
changed for you

since you made
that decision?

Everything has changed.
Ben's father is here.

He came back to me
and the baby.

Excuse me? Ben's father?He's right there.

Ben's father waived his rights
as soon as he found out

you were pregnant.He said it was a mistake.

We're gonna raise
Ben together.

A family.As soon as the father came back,

you decided you had depression?Objection.

Miss Kaswell,
you're not a mother, are you?

Ha, ha. That's irrelevant.It's why you can't understand

what it's like to have a baby
and then lose him.

She's lying about postpartum
depression so she can keep Ben.

They put up a doctor
who gave the judge a reason

to void the waiver.

Caitlin, you didn't give Lana
any money, did you?

She hasn't had a job
in two years.

How do they afford
a new truck?

She said she needed 20,000
for medical expenses.

Any receipts? Paperwork to prove
how the money was spent?

I didn't wanna know.

And that's a bribe.
It's illegal.

I just did what she asked.
I didn't wanna lose Ben.

I can't do this.
I can't handle your case.

Kim-- What?I'll find you a new lawyer.

I don't want another lawyer.I'm sorry.

Notice anything different?

N-no.
Ah! Exactly.

I have been driving up and down
Sunset Boulevard all day long,

dangling my arm out
the window. And look.

Creamy and white.

How do you keep
it so creamy?

Ah! I thought you'd never ask.
Savvy drivers say:

"The Armvelope please."
Ta-da.

I was hoping Jane
could help me

with manufacturing,
website design,

and fulfillment.

That's fancy talk for sales.

Um...

Jane is in court.

But I happen to be an expert
in all of those fields.

Some people around here call me
a renaissance man.

I'd be happy to help.Really? Yay.

My first employee.

With benefits?
No.

Hmm.

How did you feel
when you learned

your husband
had another wife?

Deceived,

betrayed, scammed,
cheated, robbed.

I can go on.

We get the point.

Okay, maybe go on a little.

He was scum.

It's one thing to be lied to,
it's something else to discover

that six years of your life
were complete fiction.

Miss Parcelles,

isn't it true that
before Miss Bingum

investigated your finances and
then introduced you to Maria,

you had a happy marriage?

Objection. The witness's
prior state of mind

is not relevant.It was relevant

when she asked her clients how
they reacted to the infidelity.

He's right. Overruled.

Before I knew about Maria?

Yes, I was happy.

Mrs. Ellis,
who told you about Emily,

and then convinced you
to sue for fraud?

My lawyer.

So prior to meeting
with your attorney,

did you feel
"deceived, betrayed,

scammed, cheated or robbed"?

No, but--No further questions.

Jane, I need to talk to you.Can we talk at home? I'm busy.

Let's go in your office.Okay.

Hold her calls.

Um-- As your guardian angel,

I feel it's my duty
to give you some bad news.

As my guardian angel, all you've
ever given me is bad news.

Starting with "you're dead."

Don't underestimate
consistency.

You better sit down.

Okay.

Well, it seems, um...

Kim is pregnant.

What?

Oh.

Well, you know,
that's not so bad--

I keep her calendar. I know who,
what, when, where, and why.

And I just did the math.

It's Grayson's.

What?

Jane.

Fred created a website,
and we got our first 20 orders.

All from Australia.

Yay.
Disappearing ozone layer.

That's great.

What's wrong?

Kim is pregnant.

No way.

With Grayson's baby.

That was my reaction.

Where are you going?

Oh, no.

Not the break-open-only-
in-case-of-emergency tartufo?

And I'm adding sprinkles.

Whew.

You know, it was hard enough
when they were dating.

But now a baby?

Mm-hm.

My baby.
Your baby?

I should be married to Grayson.
We should be having babies.

But, sweetie--I know.

I'm not the same person.

But down deep,
I always thought one day,

he would see that I was Deb.

And fall back in love
with you?

It's not that crazy.

We have a connection.

But this changes everything.

Kim.
My father taught me

to apologize in person.

Can I come in?

I shouldn't have walked out.
It was unprofessional.

No. I should've been
completely honest.

We're friends.You were scared.

Winnie the Pooh.

Until I was 5,
my best friend was Tigger.

Oh-- I had Piglet.
My mom bought me

a matching pink striped shirt
so we could be twins.

Hey, Caitlin,

how did you know
that you wanted a child?

That the time was right?

I've wanted to be a mom
as long as I can remember.

Now that I'm single
and getting older--

Come on,
you're not that old.

I'm still young,
we're the same age.

We're not talking about you.

Wait. Are we?

Maybe.

I don't know.

Look, Caitlin,
this isn't why I came by,

but there is a good chance
I'm pregnant.

Have you taken a test?

I bought one.

But I'm not ready.

I don't have that maternal urge.
At least, not right now.

And I really
didn't wanna talk to you

about this,
given your situation.

I'm glad you did.

Ahh. Ha-ha.

Anyway, I just came
by to say that I'm sorry

I let my personal nonsense
get in the way of my job.

And I'm back on your case.

If you want me.
Yes.

Good morning.

I heard about your case.
Applying fraud to bigamy.

Kind of brilliant.

Thanks.

So I guess,

congratulations
are really in order.

I know. It's embarrassing,
but people like to send baskets.

Any occasion, right?

Yeah, I don't know
if it's just any occasion.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Babies make me emotional.

I gotta go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back.

What did you just say?

Congratulations
to you and Kim.

Why are you looking
at me like that?

You got the basket,
it's obviously not a secret.

The basket's from my client.

The Brown Pelican Foundation
for the injunction I got

against the wetlands
development.

Jane, what did you hear?

I-I shouldn't have said
anything. I'm sor--

I'm gonna go.

One high-end Cartier watch,
receipt and paperwork.

A birthday gift.

Huh. One identical
Cartier watch,

receipt and paperwork.
A gift for my anniversary.

How's it going?

by the time we're done,

there won't be a single
undocumented asset.

We catalogued
all things with motors,

all things with roofs, and
all bank and stock accounts.

Charles may not have been
creative, but he was generous.

The cost of a
guilty conscience.

Nice work. Let's take a break,
we are due in court.

Okay.

Mr. Ellis, did Emily or Maria
suffer financially

from your
marital arrangement?

Really?
That's what we're calling it?

Ms. Bingum?

Uh, not at all. In fact,
financially,

they're better off now.

Did you profit
from the marriages?

Just the opposite.

It's expensive to maintain
two households.

Charles,
we all wanna know,

why marry two women?

Um, why else? Love.

Oh, come on.

This is not a comedy club.
There will be no heckling.

You were saying?

Lots of people go through life
never meeting their soul mate.

I met two,
two phenomenal women,

that I cannot imagine spending
my life without.

Believe me, I did not
set out to cheat on Maria,

but when I met Emily, for
the second time in my life,

the world stood still.

Would you say your Los Angeles
office is nicely appointed?

Yes.Objection. Your Honor,

that's not close
to relevant.

Oh, it is
so relevant,

if council pays attention
to what I say,

and not what
he thinks he hears.

I'm over here,
Ms. Bingum,

and I'd love to know why

we should care
about Mr. Ellis' office.

Isn't it true that
your wife, Maria,

a licensed interior designer,
decorated that office?

Yes.
And isn't it true

that your other wife, Emily,
a freelance magazine writer,

edited and compiled the
promotional materials

for your firm?

Yes.According to my calculations,

the value of those services
is $72 thousand.

Did you pay them?

Uh, no, but--No "buts."

My clients should be paid
for services rendered.

It sounds like damages to me.

Why do you suppose Emily and
Maria never asked to be paid?

Uh, because they love me
and wanted to help out.

That's what happens
in a good marriage.

Hey.

Is this a bad time?Yeah, actually,

I'm under the gun, and I cannot
find what I'm looking for.

There's something
you wanna tell me?

What?

How did you hear?

I was gonna tell you, I just--
Not until I--

I'm not even sure yet.

I want you to know,
I plan on doing the right thing.

Well, thank you,
Dudley Do-Right.

Kim.

Really?

Does anybody say they plan on
not doing the right thing?

I'm serious.

I'm sure you think so.

The right thing?
What does that even mean?

The right thing for me?
The right thing for the baby?

The right thing for us.

And what is that?

Love and obey?

Sickness and health?

A little house
in the Valley?

Is that what you mean?

It means...

whatever you need.

Grayson,
you look terrified.

This is so not a good day.I didn't ask.

Tony is selling bigamy
to the jury

like it's
the most romantic thing

since Michael Bublé.I love Michael Bublé.

This might cheer you up.

I was following up on a list
of Charles Ellis' assets.

Look at this.

Teri, this is great.

Beaming about bigamy,
Bingum?

Perfectly put, Parker.

Kim's case is tanking.

She wants help.Kim never wants help.

You caught me.
I want you to help her.

Family law,
you're the expert.

Since when?

Law school,
your law review article.

Legal Ramifications
of Nontraditional Conception.

I read.

Jane offered to help.

Really?Of course not.

Now, go get in a room,

and don't come out until
you figure out how to win this.

Can we focus here?

That is one cute baby.

They all look alike.

What's throwing me
is the waiver.

If this was a scam
to get $20,000,

why would Lana
sign it?

Caitlin wouldn't pay her
unless she signed.

Caitlin paid her in advance,
before the baby was born.

Sounds like the birth mother
didn't wanna keep this baby.

Until the boyfriend returned
and changed her mind.

Maybe the $20,000
changed his mind.

The boyfriend is 19.

How often does
a teenage boy come back

after the baby is born to say
he wants to do the right thing?

Kim. Kim, I'm saying--I heard you.

So either the boyfriend
is a genuinely good guy--

Or the two of them saw
this baby as an ATM machine.

Counsel has rested her case.
There are no do-overs.

I'm not asking
for a do-over.

I'm re-calling
Mr. Ellis

to authenticate
new rebuttal evidence.

Short leash, Miss Bingum.Like for a Pomeranian?

Wouldn't that be a long leash?
You know, small dog, long leash.

Big dog...

Proceed.

Mr. Ellis, would you be so kind
as to identify a gift you gave

to your beloved.
A Cartier watch?

Not a problem.
Perfect.

Would Mr. Ellis' wife please
stand and show us her watch?

Oh, I'm sorry,
I meant Mr. Ellis' other wife.

Oh, I did it again.

I meant Mr. Ellis'
future wife.

Excuse me?
Teri?

Hello, Charles.

Mr. Ellis, can you identify
this lovely woman's watch?

You gave it to her
at Christmas, right?

It's a Cartier.

Could you tell the court
your relationship to this woman?

Ahem. Um...

She's my fiancée.

Small correction.
She was your fiancée.

As a general rule,

no one likes
to come in third.

I haven't had this much fun
since I had my gums scraped.

All good things
come to an end.

We still have our closings.We do.

If you wanna take a chance
on that jury, be my guest.

You had a shot when there
were only two wives.

But soul mate number three
shows up

and your guy
is like Tiger Woods.

Without golfing skills.

Am I right?It's not for me to say.

But...?They hate your client.

I want you to find an empty
courtroom and settle this.

You don't pull her hair and
you don't steal his milk money.

My client is prepared
to testify

she paid your client
$20,000

prior to the birth
of the baby.

For medical expenses.

Figured you'd say that,
so I subpoenaed bank records.

I'm sorry.
I'll pay it back.

Shouldn't be difficult.

Joey has a hundred thousand
dollars in his bank.

What? We don't have
that kind of money.

Joey does.

Joey, what is she
talking about?

Joey e-mailed Ben's photo

to Neil and Sue Applegate
of Henderson, Nevada.

What is this about?

The Applegates have wanted
a baby boy for the longest time.

It cost them
a hundred thousand dollars.

Are you accusing my client
of selling her baby?

You sold Ben?

Come on, Lana,
we're not parents.

I did it for us,
babe.

Get out of here.

Go!

Joey,

when you see the FBI agents
in the lobby,

my advice, don't run.

He said that he came back
to me and the baby.

We were gonna be a family.

I'm sorry, Lana.

I know that might sound weird
coming from me,

but I really am.

You must be really happy
with yourself right now.

I am satisfied
with a job well done.

Tony, you're representing
a bigamist

and making him
sound like a saint.

I am doing my job.

Yeah. Well,
you're doing it too well!

If I hadn't found
the fiancée,

the jury could've believed
that twice-a-lifetime B.S.

You don't believe someone
could have two soul mates?

I think when you get married,
you commit to one.

Why are you laughing?Strikes me as funny.

You were married
when you kissed me.

You let someone fall for you,
though married.

You know what?
I explained my situation,

and you said
you understood.

Well, maybe I tried
and maybe I don't.

Fine, you're confused.

Ask me whatever
you wanna know.

Go ahead.

The witness is all yours.

What?Come on, cross-examine me.

Isn't it true

that you were married
when you dated me?

Yes, to Ethan.

A man I hadn't seen
in seven years,

a man I never loved.

You didn't introduce him
as your husband.

That's correct.

You knew keeping a secret
would be hurtful

to our relationship?

I thought it would hurt more
if I told you the truth.

You're concerned
about my feelings?

Of course. I like you.

That didn't sound
like past tense.

Well, maybe
it's not past tense.

Are you admitting

you harbor feelings
for the opposing counsel?

Objection.On what grounds?

Flirting with the witness.One last question.

Is it not a fact
that you wore that perfume

just to distract me?

Do I distract you?

You have no idea.

I don't know how to thank you.

He belongs here.

You wanna hold him?Oh, I don't know.

He looks
really comfortable.

I don't wanna break him
or anything.

Come here.

Okay.

For what it's worth,
whether it's sooner or later,

I think you're gonna
be a great--

Don't say it.

Hey, I got you something
in my bag.

Oh.

Piglet.

Just don't put him
in a matching shirt, okay?

Okay.

Oh, hi.

Kim is out of the office
another 20 minutes,

talk quickly.

What's the emergency?

This came by special delivery
an hour ago.

It's a cease-and-desist
letter

from the Japanese maker
of the Sun Sleeve?

At first, I was really angry
and I wanted to fight it.

But then I remembered
something.

I'm listening.A few weeks ago,

I was home with the flu and
left the Japanese station on.

I was too weak
to get the remote.

There was
an infomercial

for the Sun Sleeve.

It looked a lot like this.

I thought
it was a dream,

but now I realize
I stole their idea.

Fred.
Yes, Stacy?

Armvelope Enterprises
regrets to inform you

that you've been
laid off.

For what it's worth,
you were a great boss.

You're off the hook.

You mean--?

I just took the test.
It's negative.

So you can stand down.

Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah. I'm relieved.

Why wouldn't I be?

I didn't mean--I know.

Have a good night.

As your guardian angel,

it's my duty to inform you
that I made a mistake.

Another mistake.

Like that time you let me push
the return button.

It's Kim.

The test was negative.

Huh.

"Huh."

As Deb, I'm really glad
that she's not pregnant.

But as Jane...?

It feels like
it's none of my business.

When I thought Kim
was carrying Grayson's baby,

it was like I had
to get rid of this picture

I was carrying around
in my head.

That would be Deb.

But maybe that picture's
already started to change.

Jane.

Yeah.

No, Jane, that's me
trying to get your attention.

As in
your phone is buzzing.

Oh.

What?

Apparently
Jane has to get home.

Well, I hope
she has a good night.

I most definitely will.

Mind if I join you?

You want company?

Sure,
that would be nice.

You haven't been
yourself lately.

Yeah, I've been
under the weather.

I'm okay.

You meeting a client?No.

Hot date?

What are we drinking?

So I don't usually compliment
opposing counsel

before a case
is officially settled.

That's a good policy.But you were pretty spectacular.

I was, wasn't I?

In your cross,
you did this thing,

you had your back
to my client.

You swung around,
you were right in his face.

Totally threw him off balance.My signature move.

It's the pivot, point
and pounce.

Well, I couldn't take
my eyes off of you.

Then it worked.
Mm-hm.

You were
pretty impressive yourself.

Ah. I'm an okay lawyer.
But I'm a phenomenal bartender.

What is this?I found a pitcher of smoothies

in the fridge,
and I added vodka.

Heh.
Mm.

This is turning out
to be

one of my favorite settlement
conferences.

Just one of them?Definitely top three.

Oh, Jane, nobody likes
to come in third.

I couldn't agree more.