All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S01E05 - Lost and Found (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?

That was me-- Deb--
Until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was a bit of a mix-up
and I woke up

in someone else's body.

so now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people who really
know what's going on with me

are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason...

Whoo! Ha, ha.

...and, well,
I sure hope I was right.

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la-la, la ♪

♪ Boy,
I hear you in my dreams ♪

♪ I feel you whisper
Across the sea ♪

♪ I keep you with me
In my heart ♪

♪ You make it easier
When life gets hard... ♪

Jane! Wake up!

Wake up.

Jane, I have had enough
of this song.

You were playing it
when I went to sleep,

and it's still going.

It's on repeat.

It's my song with--

Grayson. I know, sweetie,
and it's lovely.

But enough, okay?

Today is going to be
our first time together.

Your first time together
was Christmas '07.

He put rose petals
on the sheets,

and you got a rash.

Our first time together
on a case.

Won't that be frustrating?

I mean, you can't touch him
or kiss him.

I don't know
how you're gonna do it.

Ooh.

What are you gonna wear?

I've got just the thing.

It's perfect!

Oh,
you'll look awesome.

You'll need
the perfect lipstick.

Ah, Radical Rojo.

You have
never let me down.

♪ When life gets hard ♪

♪ I'm lucky I'm in love
With my best friend ♪

♪ Lucky to have been... ♪

Slow down there,
Speed Racer.

I've got an intake meeting.
I'm working with Grayson.

Oh, actually,
you're on a pro bono.

Did you hear?
You're out. I'm in.

No way!Way.

You're the one who volunteered
for public service.

Nice suit.
It goes well with the lipstick.

Thank you.

On your teeth.

Right here?

No, your incisor.What?

This one.

Oh, Jane.
Do you even own a mirror?

Are you okay?

I want to stab her
with her Jimmy Choo.

Get in line.

Come on, I got something
for you in the kitchen.

What?

You know,
red is really your color.

I'm glad you dressed
for the occasion.

What occasion?

Close your eyes.

Do it!

Okay, open them.

Happy birthday!

It's not my birthday.

Nice try.

And this year,
we are celebrating.

It's really my birthday?

I am so over this amnesia.
Yes.

Make a wish.

Yay! Happy 32!

32?

32?!

No. No. I am 24.

Oh, man, I don't care what
it says on your moisturizer,

you cannot reverse
the clock.

Own it, Jane --
32 and fabulous!

You got Stacy.

Stacy...

it's...my birthday.

Happy birthday!

I'm 32.

Oh, but you were 24.

And that means
you lost...

8 years.

I was getting there.

Stacy, I lost 8 years
of my life.

Ugh, that totally sucks.

But how's working
with Grayson?

Did he compliment
your lipstick?

Men never compliment
lipstick.

Oh,
and Kim got my case.

Happy birthday to me!

Who's that?

Your birthday gift-- The
prisoner you met online.

Kidding!

That's Michael Fernandez,
your pro bono.

I wouldn't mind
a conjugal visit with him.

He is crazy-sexy-scary.

You're crazy.
He's...just...scary.

You're
his pro forma counsel.

You need to review the agreement
from the compensation board

before he signs it.What did he do?

He didn't.

He was wrongly convicted
of armed robbery and murder.

The real killer
copped to the crime

in a videotaped
confession.

Nice biceps.

The D.A.'s office
reviewed the case,

and they acknowledged
that he wasn't guilty.

But he was in jail
for 10 years,

so the giant red lips
might not be a good idea.

Blot.

Mnh!

And take your cupcakes.

Mm.

Hi.

Jane Bingum.

Nice to meet you.

I'm a self-help-book
junkie, too.

"The Art of Living
Consciously."

Very enlightening.

Of course,
try explaining it to a guy

who just killed his parents
with a barbecue fork.

Happy birthday,
by the way.

Thanks.

Cupcake?

I don't do sugar.
I'm diabetic.

I just want to sign the papers
and get this all behind me.

Okay. Um, I'll review my copy,

and you need to sign and date
each page.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be
a baseball player.

Hmm.

10 years behind bars
for something I didn't do.

That's a whole career.

Wrong place, wrong time?

My girlfriend
had just left me.

I was sleeping in my car

two blocks away
from the convenience store.

When the cops come,

they bang on the window
and arrest me.

They got you
on circumstantial evidence.

My blood type
happened to match the killer,

who happened to cut himself
at the scene.

Hold on. No two people
have the same DNA.

They never tested
my DNA...

until they got that videotape
of the real killer.

Not to mention
it was an election year.

So the D.A. needed
a quick conviction

to put in his plus column.

Bingo.

It says here
that the state is offering

a settlement of $15,000.

Not bad, huh?
Michael...

you can't put a dollar amount
on what you lost.

And even if you could,
it would be a lot higher.

The rep told me
it was a statutory deal,

not up for negotiation.

What about all the things
that you never got to do?

I don't really think
they care.

What about that big 25th
birthday blowout in Las Vegas

that you have been planning
since your sweet 16?

I mean, I'm...just saying
as a "for instance."

Listen, I appreciate
your support,

but this is a done deal.

Done? Oh,
we haven't even started.

See, we can go
to that compensation board

and we can fight
this statutory mandate.

I don't think I want--

No, you were
wrongfully convicted,

wrongfully incarcerated,

and you lost 10 years
of your life.

We're not gonna accept
this insulting offer, are we?

Well--

Well, damn right,
we're not!

Good thinking, Michael.

Bingum.
Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, Jane.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, Jane.

Thank you.

What are you doing
in here?

This is my office while Danvers
is in Hawaii for two weeks...

if you don't tell anyone.Hey, we have to talk.

Hold on a second.
I'm watching "The Brady Bunch."

This is so sad.

Alice thinks
she's not needed anymore.

I got to see
what happens.

Yeah, she stays.
The show airs for, like, ever.

Way to spoil it for me.

Hey, guess what.

What?
It's her birthday.

You mean your birthday.

Happy birthday, Jane.Oh, thanks.

She's 32, and I was 24.

Have you ever
had these before?

They're called
"malted milk balls."

I think I'm in love.

But I'm also in love
with Stacy.

Can I love two things?

"Love is a many-splendored
thing." "Love lifts you up

where you belong."
"All you need is love."

Oh, my God. Jane memorized lines
from "Moulin Rouge!"

I love that movie.You have something in common.

No, no, no, no, no.
I lost 8 years.

Now, what did you do with them?!
I want them back!

Oh, my God,
these are delicious.

I think
it's the malty crunch.

Mnh, I think it's
the thin coating of chocolate

before you get
to the malty crunch.

Why couldn't you have put me
in a younger body?

It's so unfair.

Excuse me. I wasn't the one
who hit the return button.

And don't change
the subject.

We're talking about
malted milk balls.

Hey, happy birthday.You know wha--

Thank you.

Sorry we won't
be working together,

but hopefully another time.That would be great.

Another time?

I'm 32!
I don't have much time left!

"You only go around once,
have a fling."

That's Tiffany Lexington's
catchphrase.

The alternate was, "Marriage is
a merry-go-round...get off."

You made
the right choice.

That's what my wife said.

So, where is
Tiffany Lexington?

She doesn't exist.

I mean she's not a person.
She's the name of my website.

Would you go to a dating site
called "barryschuster.net"?

Good point.

So, the plaintiff,
Marybeth Poole, is suing

for tortious interference
and loss of consortium.

Translation--
You're the guy she blames

for screwing up her marriage
and ending her sex life.

That's ridiculous.I agree.

But her husband did meet
someone on your website,

and the site caters to married
people who want to cheat.

Anyone who comes to my site
is already on that train.

If anything, my service
can revitalize a marriage.

By cheating?

Well, married people
often fantasize

about what's out there. But once
they start dating again,

they see the grass
ain't always greener.

But in Marybeth's case,

the affair didn't
revitalize the marriage.

Her husband left her.

Again, not my fault.

A jury might disagree.

They might find your site
reprehensible.

Of course, it's our job
to prove that it's not.

Thanks for giving me
these threads.

I'll pay you back with the,
uh, settlement.

No, it was a gift.

Besides,
it was fun shopping.

I'm kind of overwhelmed.

The only choice I had
in the last 10 years

was an orange jumpsuit.

You should know
your complexion is autumn,

so stay away from light
to medium browns and camel.

Stick with the basic black
and dark gray,

and...complement it

with a powder-blue tie.

Looks like you missed
your calling.

Yeah, I could have been
a fashion model in another life.

You feeling okay?

I'm a little shaky.
15 grand really is okay.

It's enough to get me a truck,
a girlfriend, a dog.

What else do I need?

That's a smart idea, son.

I'm not your son.

Hey, I'm sorry
about how it all went down.

I'm a D.A.,
and I was just doing my job.

Besides, a jury of your peers--You destroyed my life.

Yeah, I'm also the one
who watched the video confession

and then got the crime lab

to compare your DNA
to the blood at the crime scene.

You should be thanking me
for getting you out.

You sure you want to do this,
Ms. Bingum?

We wouldn't be here
if I wasn't.

See you inside.

Maybe I should just take
what they offered.

Michael, your trial
lasted two days.

There was a rush
to judgment.

Now, you look like
a million bucks.

And that's what
they should pay you.

Okay.

Stacy?

H-hey.

Grayson.

What are you doing here?

Where am I setting up?In Jane Bingum's office.

In there.Okay.

You know Jane?

Oh, yeah.

We actually met at Deb's
funeral-- Totally bonded.

She's my new roommate.

No kidding.

We have so much
in common.

Really? Like what?

Well, we both...

we both like
romantic movies,

and we both think polyester
is the devil's fabric.

And, um-- Oh,
we're both allergic...

to eggs.

Mm-hmm.Just the yellow.

I better go help
Derek set up.

So, I ask you, put yourself
in Mr. Fernandez' shoes.

You are found innocent
after 10 years,

and the state offers $15,000
as compensation.

That works out to $4 a day for
each day he was incarcerated.

How much would I have to pay you
to spend the night in jail?

So, Ms. Bingum,
just to clarify--

Are you rejecting
the board's offer?

Absolutely!

Even parolees
and people in witness protection

get transition services--
Homes, job training.

Mr. Fernandez
was wrongfully convicted.

He was wrongfully
incarcerated.

He didn't rob anyone.
In fact, he was robbed.

So I ask you to reconsider
and offer an amount

commensurate to this man's pain
and suffering.

The board
will take a short recess.

Wow, that sounded like
you were the one

who went through all this.

I feel for you, Michael.

I don't know
how to thank you, Jane.

Just doing my job.

Did you tell
Derek the masseur

he could rearrange
Jane's office?

It's all about fêng shui.

The massage table
needs to be in the right place.

Get out of my chair.

And I'm telling you,
Jane doesn't get massages.

Dude, you're way off.

She's all
about the Swedish

with a tad of reflexology
on her quads.

I'll tell you
what she's all about, dude--

The deep-fried onion blossom
at Outback.

We love them. We go every year
for her birthday lunch.

Well,
since we've been roommates,

Jane's given up trans fats.

Tell that to the bag of doughnut
holes in her file cabinet.

Hi, Stacy.Hi, Fred.

Hi, Stacy.

Mail, Freddy.Oh, yeah.

This is for Jane.

Oh, an edible
fruit bouquet

made out of...fruit.

Her mother sends one
every year.

Bet you didn't
know that.

Hmm.We should do something special.

Oh, how about
a surprise party?

Bad idea.
She hates surprises.

What are you
talking about?

She threw herself
a surprise party once,

and I think she was
really surprised.

Stacy wins.
We're throwing a party.

Big surprise.

After considering
your petition,

seeing as you offered
no factual impropriety

on the part of
the district attorney's office

in regards
to Mr. Fernandez' conviction,

we cannot, strictly on the basis
of an emotional plea,

render in favor
of the petitioner.

Therefore,
we deny your request.

Total b.s.

Also, the D.A.
has informed the board

that they revoke their factual
finding of innocence,

which means the statute of
compensation no longer applies.

The state will be awarding
Mr. Fernandez nothing.

Nothing?!

Wait,
how is that possible?

I'm sorry, Ms. Bingum.

What's going on?They're punishing me for

trying to get you what's fair.Why?

Your lawyer should know better
than to challenge this.

If her appeal was granted,

she would have opened the door
to endless lawsuits

and tied up my office
in pointless litigation.

Michael's case
is not pointless.

You should have just
taken the 15 grand

and said,
"Thank you very much."

I'm so sorry, Michael.

I lost.I know.

Pep talk and loser cocktail
coming right up.

I'm almost afraid to ask.
What's a loser cocktail?

Two aspirins inserted
into a maraschino cherry,
antacid, and seltzer.

That's disgusting.

I know,
but you taught me the recipe,

and it always does
the trick.

Start the pep talk,
please.

Jane, don't be so hard
on yourself.

Does that usually work?

Not really. Chug.

Mm.

Ugh, that's...

refreshing.You're welcome.

Oh! I lost Michael
$15,000!

Me. I'm--
I'm responsible.

Spritz.

Ugh!
Oh, sorry.

You usually close your eyes.What the--

Look, the day's not over. We
still have your birthday lunch.

Oh, no, I can't go.

Everything
feels better at Outback.

No, I have to find a way
to reopen this case, Teri.

I need to see the real killer's
confession video.

After Outback.

Teri, subpoena everything from
Michael's old murder trial--

From the D.A.'s office,
from his defense attorney,

everything.

Why is there a massage table
in my office?

Derek!

Have we met?

No.

So, uh, Stacy told you
I was coming.

Of course she did.

Well, great.
Let's get started.

I'll step outside,
and you'll get in your robe.

You know,
if you don't mind,

I might just take
my jacket off.

I mean, we're not in a spa.
We're in an office.

And robes aren't appropriate
in the workplace--

Unless you're a judge.

'Cause...they wear robes...
to work.

However
you're most comfortable.

Okay.

Try to relax.

You're very tense, Jane.

Okay, stop it.

Oh, my God,
I can't believe this!

I'm ticklish.

What do you think
you're doing?

I was going to have
a birthday massage.

And apparently,
I'm unmassageable.

Would you and the rainforest
excuse us?

How could you screw up
the settlement?

You were supposed to
cross the t's, dot the i's,

and send Mr. Fernandez
on his merry way.

Well, the compensation
was insulting.

The amount is mandated
by statute.

The alternative is zilch.

Cupcake?

All right,
I screwed up.

But I am going to figure out
a way to help him.

You keep helping him,
he's gonna end up back in jail.

Well, I can't leave it
like this.

It's wrong, and I am going
after what's-his-face--

the D.A.

Callahan did his job,
Jane.

When new evidence
was introduced,

he freed
an innocent man.

You're the only one
who messed up.

Get back to billable hours
and leave it alone.

Okay.

Not.

My husband called

and said he was going to be late
from work again.

I was disappointed because
I had just made dinner.

I was eating
when he called back.

But I don't think
he realized it.

He must have hit "redial"
on his cell by accident.

I could hear him talking
to a woman,

complimenting her hair,
her face, her neck,

and he...
worked his way down.

I wanted to hang up,
but I couldn't.

I just sat there,

listening to the end
of my marriage.

And you discovered
the affair was arranged

through the Tiffany Lexington
website?

Yeah. He had been spending
a lot of time on the computer.

I put two and two together
and went through his laptop

and found the membership.

Where is your husband now?

He's on his honeymoon...
with the other woman.

I'm so sorry.

Your witness.

What is your profession,
Mrs. Poole?

I train horses.Long hours?

Well, I'm usually at the barn
from sunrise

till 7:00 or 8:00
at night.

That doesn't leave much time for
your husband or your marriage.

When was the last time the two
of you had sex, Mrs. Poole?

Objection--
Relevance.

I'm interested, counselor.

M-my husband hasn't been...
interested.

How long?It was--

Last summer?

The night of your ex-husband's
38th birthday, to be exact.

Yes.Yet the records show

he didn't become a client of
Tiffany Lexington until October.

But you're saying your marriage
was solid at that point

even though you hadn't had sex
in four months.

We had issues
like every couple,

but they were not
insurmountable.

Apparently, you were.DEWEY: Objection!

Withdrawn.
Nothing further.

My name is Hector Diego.

I'm in jail for robbery,
but I done a lot worse.

I've been living with the guilt

that an innocent man
was put in jail

for a crime I committed.

Jane, you already missed
your birthday lunch.

At least make happy hour
at Sidebar. Free mini meatballs!

You know, the D.A.'s office
never interviewed Hector Diego.

Well, he wasn't a suspect
10 years ago.

Exactly.
They pinned it on Michael

and didn't look any further.

This could prove
prosecutorial negligence.

I need to talk
to Hector Diego.

He should still be behind bars.
I need you to find him.

Fine, then celebrate
your birthday

chatting up a sociopathic
serial killer.

...and on the way out,

I grabbed myself a root beer
and a box of cracker jacks.

I'm telling you now

'Cause I got to do
one good thing before I go.

Cover my bases.

I got lung cancer--
Stage IV.

Your legs were crossed

and your body was facing
away from our client.

That's like a neon sign

telegraphing the jury
how you feel.

Come on. I couldn't have been
that obvious.

Oh, you were.

I have a problem with Schuster
and what he does for a living.

Grayson, we represent
the clients we get,

not the clients
we want.

Yes, I know.

But maybe I shouldn't be
representing this one.

Come on, it's not like
the guy's a killer.

Don't you have any issues
with this guy?

Why should I?

You're acting like
he's responsible

for breaking up families.

The idea that two people
should stay together

for their whole life--

that was reasonable
when life expectancy was 30,

but not today.

The website is on trial, Kim,
not marriage itself.

Mm, maybe it should be.

Commitment's tough,
I get it.

But with the right person,
it's worth it.

Aw.

You know, my mother made
that commitment to my father...

and then to Bill, Jake,
Marcus, Ronald--

You can stop me at any point.I'm sorry.

Don't be.

She made the mistake
so that I won't.

I found Hector Diego.

Great. Where is he?Forest lawn.

He's dead?

For almost 5 years.
That means--

That the D.A. sat
on the real killer's confession

while Michael Fernandez
sat in jail.

Pizza on your birthday?

Living the dream.

Do you want a slice?

No, thanks.

Teri told me
about the videotape.

You've got yourself
a case.

Yeah.

I haven't discussed it
with Parker yet,

and he won't want me
confronting the D.A.

Then do what you have to do
and apologize later.

Good plan.

How's your case going?

My client
profits off adultery.

It's disgusting.Yikes.

How does Kim
feel about him?

She doesn't have
a problem with it.

Then again, she doesn't believe
in marriage or monogamy, so...

But you do.

Of course.

My parents have been married
for 36 years.

As corny as it sounds,
they--

Complete each other?

Something like that.

How about you?

I want...

the same thing.

But, you know, maybe--

Maybe monogamy
isn't for everyone.

You know,
it's a choice.

It's not a choice
if you really love someone.

I don't follow.

If I had married Deb,
I never would have cheated.

But it wouldn't have been
a choice

because there was
never a question.

Happy birthday, Jane.

Thanks.

The videotape wasn't buried.

It came in 5 years ago
and took 5 years to process.

It was low-priority.

Something's wrong
with the system.

We get lots of confessions.
Most of them fakes.

Friends trying to get
a buddy out,

wack jobs wanting attention,
confessions made under duress.

We can't possibly mount
an investigation for every one.

I understand, but Diego
committed this crime.

And that's why
Michael is out.

Believed he was guilty
when we prosecuted.

The quick conviction had nothing
to do with the election year?

If you believe my office
has engaged in misconduct,

then file a suit. But if not,
you need to move on.

I can't imagine your boss
is happy

you're harassing
the D.A.'s office.

I have Mr. Parker's
full support.

I told you to leave
the D.A.'s office alone.

I know, but--You don't realize

how miserable an irate D.A.
can make our lives,

especially one with political
ambitions like Callahan.

But what about Michael?!
Okay, he got screwed!

Usually the system works.
In this case, it didn't.

Jane, I have plans
for this firm,

and a ticked-off D.A.
is not part of them.

Well, I can't walk away
from this.

Then I can't guarantee
your future here.

No one can guarantee
anyone's future.

I could get into my car,

drive into a truckload
of grapefruits, and be dead.

Mr. Schuster, does your dating
service promote infidelity?

Absolutely not. We provide
a forum for people to meet.

They've already decided
to cheat.

So you don't feel responsible

for breaking up
Marybeth's marriage?

If a married man
cheats with a woman

he meets at a singles bar,
can he sue the bar owner?

Of course not.
It's the same thing.

Thank you.
No more questions.

Your witness, Ms. Dewey.

Isn't it true that "20/20"
is doing a piece

on the Tiffany website?Yes.

It's my understanding
the segments exposes

that dozens of prostitutes
use your service

to solicit married men.

So I guess that makes you
a cyberpimp.

Objection.

This is not a criminal trial,
your honor.

Sustained. That question will be
stricken from the record.

The jury will disregard.

Redirect, your honor?Go ahead.

Mr. Schuster,
have you ever been accused

or convicted of any crimes?No. Never.

In fact, you do a lot
of volunteer work, don't you?

Yes.
For the past six years,

my wife and I
have co-chaired

the benefit for the Central L.A.
"Youth at Risk" Program,

among many other
charity functions.

Thank you.
No more questions.

We'll hear closing arguments
first thing tomorrow.

Nice job.

The jury stopped listening
at "cyberpimp."

Two women
had their arms crossed

and several others
had their chins tilted up.

Classic sign
of defiance.

They're saying,
"I don't believe you."

To them,
I'm not the wife.

I'm the other woman.
They hate me.

Tomorrow,
you'll be closing.

How did it go with Parker?

Awesome...

if "awesome"
has been redefined

to mean that I'm probably
going to lose my job tomorrow.

Ha.

Maybe we can hang out on
the unemployment line together.

Twizzler?

No, I prefer my candy
coated in chocolate.

If you're looking
for malt balls, we're out.

I have some back here.

Mm.

How's it going with Kim?

She wants me to close tomorrow,
and I can't stand our client.

I don't know
if I have it in me.

Of course you do.

I mean,
I've never been good at poker.

I mean, when I try to bluff,
my palms get sweaty and--

And you turn red.
I know.

How did you know?

It's a classic tell.

Look, you're an honest man,
and I admire that.

Thanks. But it's not gonna help
me in court.

Wait,
do you find your client

legally
or morally reprehensible?

It doesn't matter!No, listen.

If you're completely honest
with the jury,

maybe it does matter.

Jane, that's brilliant.

Thank you.

Oh! Oh.

You're welcome.

♪ I'm lucky I'm in love
With my best friend ♪

♪ Lucky to have been
Where I have been ♪

Okay,
you really have to stop.

No, I have to work.

No, stop listening
to that song.

It isn't healthy
for you,

and it's killing me.

It's all I have left of him,
Stacy.

This afternoon, I looked him in
the eye

and called him an honest man.

Me-- The girl who can't even
tell him who I really am.

Well,
maybe one day you will.

I'm sorry your birthday
was a bust.

But I made you
a carrot cake!

Your favorite.

I'll cut you a slice.

And even though
it's after 7:00,

I'll have a slice, too.

Thanks, Stace. I'm just--
I'm not in the mood.

I can't let Michael down.
What am I gonna do?

Well, if you're not
gonna eat it,

maybe you want to send him
my carrot cake.

Yeah, and I'll include
a note that says,

"sorry I lost you
15 grand,

"so here's a cake
that you can't eat

'cause you're a diabetic."

Oh, my God,
Michael's a diabetic.

Fine.
Forget about the cake.

No, no, wait.
Listen to this.

So I shot him.

I took the money,
and on the way out,

I grabbed myself a root beer
and a box of cracker jacks.

I'm telling you now

'cause I got to do
one good thing before I go.

Cover my bases.

I got lung cancer--
Stage IV.

A root beer
and a box of cracker jacks.

Hector Diego, the man who
actually committed this crime,

walked out
of the convenience store

with a root beer
and a box of cracker jacks.

We all just watched the video.
What's your point, Ms. Bingum?

Were you aware
that Mr. Fernandez,

the man you convicted,
is a diabetic,

and would have been extremely
unlikely to drink a soda

and even less likely
to drink a soda

and eat a box of cracker jacks?

We didn't have this confession
10 years ago

when Mr. Fernandez
was arrested.

No, but you did have
an eyewitness account

from Mrs. Ellen W. Worth.

Would you please read
the highlighted portion

of this police report
from the day of the shooting?

"I didn't see his face,

"but I clearly remember
the gunman left the store

with a soda
and a box of cracker jacks."

I'd like to submit this report
as exhibit "A," your honor.

Your office received
that videotape five years ago.

It took me one night
to go through the evidence

of Mr. Fernandez' case
and connect the dots.

Everything necessary
to free him

was in a dusty file
in your office.

There was no misconduct,
Ms. Bingum.

We did nothing wrong.

It's not that you did
anything wrong, Mr. Callahan.

It's that you did nothing.

And given the responsibilities
of your office,

doing nothing, by definition,
is negligence.

But you know that.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I find Mr. Schuster...
repugnant.

I can't pretend to like him
or to defend his character.

But the truth is,

relationships end...

marriages fail.

That's reality.

But blaming Barry Schuster
for Mrs. Poole's unhappiness

gives him too much power.

How many of you
have ever had your car towed?

Barry is the guy behind the desk
at the impound lot.

Do we hate him? Yes.

Is it his fault
your car got towed?

No, it's not.

Look at the jury--

not one of them has turned
away from you.

You just won this case.

So, I guess you pumped
some iron in prison, huh?

What?

Nothing.

Don't forget to say bye
when you leave.

Uh, Teri.

Oh, Mr. Fernandez
here to see you.

Hey.

I got your message.
What's going on?

The D.A. called.

And?

They're offering you...

...$100,000 settlement.

Holy crap!

I know!

That's amazing, Jane.

I-I don't know
what to say.

Well, this is
just the beginning.

I'm planning a civil suit
against the D.A. personally.

And I want to go after
the investigating officers

from 10 years ago.

By the time we're done--We are done.

What do you mean?
This isn't over.

It is for me.

Michael.

After everything
they've put you through.

I don't want to look back
anymore, Jane.

That's all I did
when I was in prison.

"What if my girlfriend
hadn't left me?

What if...I hadn't been
sleeping in my car?"

I don't want to
look back.

I want to start living my life.

You know what I mean?

Yeah. I do.

More than you know.

Just wanted to thank you
for all your hard work.

They're lovely.

Ah, it's the least
I can do.

You did get my invoice,
didn't you?

You won the case
and saved my business.

I'd, uh-- I'd like to retain
your services for next time.

I imagine there will be
a next time.

I think it's a safe bet.

Did you want to have dinner
to celebrate?

Don't you want to celebrate
with your wife?

Ah, she's out of town.
I'm a free man for the night.

Barry, um...

I like winning cases,
and I'm thrilled we won.

But I think it's best if we
don't work together anymore.

And if you're looking
for a date,

I can suggest a website.

I didn't think you had a problem
with my business.

I don't.

But, damn it, I wish I did.

I want to believe
in the sanctity of marriage,

till death do us part.

What's so wrong with that?

It's not reality.

Maybe you're right.

And maybe there isn't one
perfect guy for me, but...

...I want to be open
to the possibility.

Okay.

Good luck with that, Kim.

Bingum.

If you're here to fire me,
I'd like it in writing.

It makes it easier
to get unemployment.

Why would I fire you?

'Cause you said if I took on
the D.A.'s office,

you'd fire me.

No, what I meant was,

if you took on
the D.A.'s office and lost,

I'd fire you.

But you won.

I can't let you go now.

You'd have three offers
by noon tomorrow.

As far as I'm concerned,

you're the lawyer of the day
around here.

Just the day?

Actually,
about one more hour.

Then we're gonna
get a hailstorm of crap

from the D.A.'s office.

I'm gonna need you
to deal with that.

I'll see you tonight,
Bingum.

Tonight?

Uh, damn!

I'm no good with surprises.
People need to learn that.

Oh.

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ Are you gonna get in? ♪

♪ And are you gonna fly,
Baby? ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪MAN: Yeah!

♪ Are you gonna get out? ♪

♪ And you better say goodbye ♪

I just want to let you know,
I'm looking at this party

as Deb's 24th
through 32nd birthdays.

So you have a lot
of celebrating to do.

Thanks.

I can't believe how quickly
you threw all this together.

Well, I had a lot of help
from Teri and that cutie.

♪ They ain't phony,
And we like them testimonies ♪

I just want to put him
in my purse

like a Paris Hilton
chihuahua.

Well,
he's had all his shots.

Go talk to him.

Hey, Stacy.

Did you see my moves?Mm-hmm.

♪ Gonna rock and party ♪

♪ All the guys,
Come and join the party ♪

Happy birthday.

Thanks.Nice dress.

So, what do you think
I should do next?

Oh, Fred.

There's about to be
a disaster.

She's tone-deaf.
Aah.

Sweetie, not a good time.
We have guests.

It's my party, and sometimes
a girl's got to sing.

Here we go.

♪ Boy, I hear you in my dreams ♪

♪ I feel your whisper
Across the sea ♪

♪ I keep you with me
In my heart ♪

♪ You make it easier... ♪

Who would have thought Jane
Bingum had a voice like that?

♪ Lucky I'm in love
With my best friend ♪

♪ Lucky to have been
Where I have been ♪

♪ Lucky to be coming home
Again ♪

♪ Though the breezes
Through the trees ♪

That's our song.

♪ Move so pretty,
You're all I see ♪

♪ And as the world... ♪

Grayson, I admire your devotion
to Deb-- I really do.

But you got to let go.

You can't hold on
to someone who's not here.

♪ My best friend ♪

♪ Lucky to have been
Where I have been ♪

♪ Lucky to be coming home
Again ♪

♪ Lucky we're in love
In every way ♪

♪ Lucky to have stayed
Where we have stayed ♪

♪ Lucky to be coming home
Someday ♪