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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
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No, it's the latest craze
sweeping the Pennines.
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To be honest, I'd rather be
sweeping the Pennines right now.
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You're supposed to have
three weeks' training for this.
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Granada Reports don't have
that kind of money...
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...so I'm just going to literally
launch myself off this mountain.
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This is very possibly the late
Tony Wilson, for Granada Reports.
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Wish me luck.
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Just pull the bar in to
get control back again.
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Hear it flapping, it's OK.
If it stops flapping, I'm in trouble.
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Pull it in till it's flapping again.
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One, two, three, go.
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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I'm flying!
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This is a physical... high.
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A physical, legal high.
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This is the most amazing feeling,
better than sex.
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Ooh.
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Forward, forward...
Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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He-hey!
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Oof!
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Help.
There's a barbed-wire fence!
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There's...
There's a barbed-wire fence.
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No!
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Ohh.
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Shit.
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Whoa!
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Aah!
Fucking hell!
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Well, I'm battered,...
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...I'm bruised,...
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...I've done something unfortunate
to my coccyx, I'm slightly upset...
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...and I'm utterly elated.
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I'll definitely be doing it again.
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This is Tony Wilson, a shadow of
his former self, for Granada Reports.
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Back to the studio.
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Take care. I'm sure I'll be in touch.
So exciting, I'd love to do it again.
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- No problem.
- OK, cheerio.
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You're, er, gonna be seeing a lot more
of that sort of thing in the film.
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All of that actually did happen.
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Obviously it's symbolic,
it works on both levels.
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I don't wanna tell you too much,
don't wanna spoil the film,...
45
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...er, but I'll just say "Icarus".
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If you don't know what I mean, OK.
But you should probably read more.
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# How old are you?
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# Are you old enough?
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# Should you be in
here watching that?
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# And how old are you?
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# Are you old enough?
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# Should you be
in here with
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# 24 hour party people
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# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout
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# With the 24 hour party people
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# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout
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# You can't beat 'em
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# So why don't you join in?
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# You cannot beat 'em
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# So why don't you join in with
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# 24 hour party people
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# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout
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# With the 24 hour party people
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# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout #
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- How's the Birdman of Derbyshire?!
- Not... Not bad.
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Loved the hang-gliding!
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See? What are you
complaining about?
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He doesn't have to deal with
the consequences of...
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The consequences?
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- The possibility of death.
- You're insured.
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How's that supposed to be
of any comfort to me?
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I realise the danger involved...
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Well, let me tell you, I am not doing
any more kamikaze stuff. That's it.
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- Hello, Tony.
- Hello. Hi.
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- Ooh, Alan...
- Tony, I've got the tickets.
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Alan, did you see the hang-gliding
article the other night?
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- Oh, I did, yeah.
- We had people phoning in.
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- I know people phoned in.
- It's what the public want!
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I know, but the public, let me
tell you, like public executions.
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I went to Cambridge University,
Charles.
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I'm a serious... Hello, love.
... fucking journalist,...
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...in one of the most important
fucking times of human history.
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- There's no need to swear.
- I mean it.
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The Buzzcocks can't play
cos we're not ready.
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So it's just the Sex Pistols.
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# No fun, my babe
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# No fun
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# No fun, my babe
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# No fun
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# No fun to be alone
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# Alone and by myself
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# No fun to be alone
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# In love
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# With nobody else #
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June 4th 1976. The Sex Pistols play
Manchester for the very first time.
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There are only 42 people
in the audience...
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...but every single one is feeding on
a power, an energy and a magic.
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Inspired, they will go out
and perform wondrous deeds.
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For instance, Howard Devoto, at
the front, Pete Shelley, at the back.
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They organised this gig.
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They're way ahead of
everyone in Manchester.
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They're already the Buzzcocks.
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# Ever fallen in love?
In love with someone?
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# Ever fallen in love? #
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Howard later sleeps with my wife.
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Behind me are Stiff Kittens,...
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...soon to become Warsaw,
later to become Joy Division,...
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...finally to become New Order.
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# We're playing for England
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- # In-ger-land
- # We're singing this song #
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Ginger nut: Mick Hucknall.
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# I can't even qualify
for my pension #
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That's John the Postman.
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He's... a postman.
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And that guy dancing at the front,
that's Martin Hannett,...
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...the only bona fide genius
in this story.
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Well, one of the only two bona
fide geniuses in this story.
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He will later try to kill me.
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# No fun
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# My babe
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# No fun
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# No fun, my babe
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# No fun
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# No fun to be alone
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# Alone and by myself
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# No fun to be alone
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# In love
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# With nobody else #
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Goodnight, Manchester.
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Thanks for your bullshit.
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# Louie, Louie
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# Whoa
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# We gotta go
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# Yeah
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# Louie, Louie
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# Whoa, they know, they know #
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Must go.
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Oh, no, not David.
No.
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He goes.
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What's wrong?
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These jeans, they sort of, er,...
they go right up me crotch.
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Too tight for you.
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I'm telling you, they cut...
they cut straight between my balls.
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You're not a regular shape,
though, are you?
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- Pardon?
- For jeans.
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- What do you mean?
- You've got big hips.
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I have not got big hips.
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Yeah, you have.
You've got huge hips for a man.
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That's fucking ridiculous...
Lindsay, I've not got big hips.
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- You've got bigger hips than me.
- That's fucking bullshit.
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It's really good stuff, isn't it?
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Yeah, this is good.
Where... Where'd you get it from?
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Mate of mine brought it back
from his holidays.
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What, Caribbean?
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Rhyl.
The Sun Centre in Rhyl.
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Right.
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Right.
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I would describe it as history.
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How could it be history?
There were only 42 people at the gig.
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What difference does that make?
How many were at the Last Supper?
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Er, 12.
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Well, er, 13 including Jesus.
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- Hi, Tony. Have you recovered?
- It's not historically documented.
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In other words, not many. How many
were at the murder of Julius Caesar?
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- I don't know, Tony, you tell me.
- Five. So shut up, then.
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I'm Tony Wilson.
Here we are, as we are, So It Goes.
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On tonight's show I'll be talking to
Alice Cooper, live at the Apollo.
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Apparently he'll be hanging
a dwarf live on stage.
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But, first, two minutes of the
most important music...
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...since Elvis walked into
the Sun Studios in Memphis.
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The Sex Pistols and
Anarchy In The UK.
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# And I am an anarchist
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# Don't know what I want
but I know how to get it
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# I wanna destroy the passer-by
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# Cos I
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# I wanna be... #
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In 1976 two or three people controlled
all the music on television.
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And they didn't like punk.
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So, for a year,...
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...if you wanted to see the most
exciting bands in the world,...
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...they were on a regional show
coming out of Manchester.
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My show.
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...when foundation's on my face
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# Foundation on my face
Eye! Eye! Eye!
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# Shadow on the cheekbones
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# Hides the gaze of death's face
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# A death's-head thrown across me
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# Sitting, sitting, sitting
out of place
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# Sitting out of place #
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# What does he see?
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# He sees the bright
and hollow sky
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# He sees the stars
come out tonight
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# He sees the city's
ripped backsides
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# And all the winding
ocean drive
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# And everything was made
for you and me
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# All of it was made
for you and me
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# It just belongs to
you and me
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# Let's take a ride... #
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# You make me look a fool
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# I wanna say
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# I wanna tell you
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# About the young ideas
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# You'd better listen
now you've said your bit
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# Whatever happened to
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# Dear old Lenny?
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# The great Elmyra?... #
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The Stranglers.
Amazing.
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- Class act, that.
- They're shit.
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- They're a bunch of wankers.
- Hey. Language.
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This is better.
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Now, this guy...
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I fuckin' love this guy.
This guy is fantastic.
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Listen to that voice.
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# Ah-woo ee-oo-ee-oo
woo-woo-aaaayy #
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- Listen to him.
- Looks a bit... homo, with that...
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Nah, man, that's part of it,
the big drop-handle moustache.
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- Oh, no, I don't know about that.
- Brilliant.
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Guy with the handlebar moustache,
that is Karl Denver.
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This is Shaun Ryder
and that one is Paul.
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Later they become the Happy Mondays
and get Karl Denver to sing with them.
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# Somebody who
just loves to run
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# One child grows up to be... #
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We'll be hearing more from
the Happy Mondays later...
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...but right now I'm getting tired of
just putting bands on television...
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...so I'm about to open
a live-music venue.
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It's, er...
227
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- It's a bit of a dump, isn't it?
- Not Las Vegas, is it?
228
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:07,110
- Go round to the left, Tony.
- Dog shite everywhere. Disgusting.
229
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:10,781
Yeah, well, it's urban, it's exciting.
It's exactly the place we should be.
230
00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,534
You don't think those kids
will nick the car?
231
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:17,990
- They're not gonna nick the car.
- Are you sure?
232
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,752
- Right, the reason we're here...
- Margaret?
233
00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:23,872
Because of the explosion of music
with New Wave,...
234
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,253
...there's lots of exciting
bands happening...
235
00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:29,258
...and I just think that, culturally,
Manchester's slightly lagging behind.
236
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:32,795
Yeah, to get into a nightclub
you have to dress like a hairdresser.
237
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,177
- Yeah.
- The wife's a hairdresser.
238
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,843
Well, that's great...
239
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:40,054
...but some people aren't, and they've
got a right to dance and party.
240
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,601
- I'm Tonay.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
241
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,721
Sorry, this is Tony.
242
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,733
Tonay doesn't believe in,
er, television.
243
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:49,985
I was just saying, cos it's funny
cos, erm,... Tony's on the telly.
244
00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:53,570
You know what I call television?
The idiot box.
245
00:14:53,657 --> 00:14:56,279
- Idiot box.
- Yeah, there's a lot of rubbish on.
246
00:14:56,368 --> 00:14:58,195
We split the door 60/40 to me.
247
00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:01,157
The band, they get a crate of ale.
You can have Fridays. All right?
248
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,324
- OK.
- Look round while I do the till.
249
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:04,910
OK.
Thank you.
250
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,661
Linds.
Come on.
251
00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:13,299
- It stinks in here.
- Erm, there's a problem.
252
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:16,007
You never told me
he was called Tony.
253
00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:17,921
- Who?
- What's up?
254
00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:20,172
Tony.
There's two Tonys.
255
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:21,891
Yeah?
256
00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:25,593
Well, that... that... that...
Straightaway that's a... that's...
257
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:28,095
Can you not see how that's
a potential problem?
258
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,056
He's in charge of the club, I'm in
charge of whatever it is we're doing.
259
00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:34,607
There's two Tonys on equal pegging,
there's a confrontation.
260
00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:37,233
- Who's Tony one, who's Tony two?
- For fuck's sake, Tony.
261
00:15:37,323 --> 00:15:41,154
- We'll need some differentiation.
- Yeah, but he's not called Tony.
262
00:15:41,242 --> 00:15:44,694
He's called Tonay.
You know, Don... Tonay.
263
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:46,911
It's his fucking surname, Tone.
264
00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,825
- Is it?
- Yeah.
265
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,541
It's a bit grubby.
266
00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:53,331
Yeah, I know, but we can get it
cleaned up for the nights we're in.
267
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,042
- Use your scrubbers to clean it up.
- That's worse.
268
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,208
What is worse, Tony?
269
00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,092
Well...
270
00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:04,505
Sorry to harp on about this, but that
makes him Mr Tonay and I'm just Tony.
271
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,637
What's wrong with that, Tony?
272
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,761
Well, there's a hierarchy there
straightaway: Mister.
273
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,225
Mr Tonay is more important than Tony.
"Hello, Mr Tonay. "
274
00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:15,563
"Yes, Mister. No, Mister. "
And plain old Tony. "Tony, me mate. "
275
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,523
I've got to have some credibility.
276
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,100
Why don't you just call him Don?
How about that?
277
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,651
See if he goes for that.
Call him Don.
278
00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:26,274
- Don...
- We're trying to set up a club.
279
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:29,403
What kind of music
you bringing in?
280
00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,820
Erm, sort of, er,...
New Wave.
281
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,325
Kinda indie.
282
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,040
- Indian?!
- No, indie.
283
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,996
Don't want any of that.
Don't like that ska.
284
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,914
- OK.
- Don't want any of that.
285
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,496
A notion. i'll leave you with this:
heavy metal.
286
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:46,505
Get one of them bands in here.
They drink like the fuckin' Queen Mother.
287
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:48,753
- Leave you with that.
- Nice car, Don.
288
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:51,598
- She's thirsty.
- See you, Don!
289
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:56,601
- I think the name thing went OK.
- He heard you that time.
290
00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:58,726
I was gonna be a don.
291
00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,898
I was gonna be a Virgil till me mum
lost her bottle at the last minute.
292
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,900
- No, he means he was gonna be a don.
- I went to Cambridge.
293
00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:07,477
What about a name
for the club?
294
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:11,825
Call it Factory.
I like that. Bit Andy Warhol.
295
00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:13,452
Bit LS Lowry.
296
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:16,738
I just saw a sign on the wall,
said "Factory closing",...
297
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,499
...and I thought we can have one
going "Factory opening".
298
00:17:22,169 --> 00:17:24,735
# And he's just
like me and you
299
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,711
Mal, when you come
down to me,...
300
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:29,917
...can you just make sure you
just get a glimpse of my boot?
301
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:32,630
Just... OK, if it gets on screen
I get a clothing allowance.
302
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,000
- OK.
- Yeah. OK.
303
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,840
# He's in love with Janie Jones,
whoa...
304
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,505
That is the Clash,
this was So It Goes,...
305
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,221
...and, as it goes, so it went.
It's all over.
306
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,395
If you wanna hear good music
from now on, get off the couch...
307
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:49,107
...and go down to the Factory night
at the Russell Club every Friday.
308
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,685
Go forth and preach the gospel.
Good night.
309
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,186
#... how he feels
310
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,321
# Pretty bad #
311
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,491
There's quite a few.
312
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,986
If they've started letting them in,
that's a good crowd.
313
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,287
- Fucking cock!
- Wanker.
314
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,781
- That's original.
- I like your hair!
315
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,620
- Oh, fuck you.
- Why does he let people say that?
316
00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:12,709
He doesn't care what they say
as long as they're talkin' about him.
317
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,209
You know that, Alan.
318
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,507
- Someone who likes me. Hi.
- I love you. Will you sign this?
319
00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:19,380
- Yeah. What's your name?
- John.
320
00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:23,510
- Oh, hello, Mark.
- Hi, Tony. All right?
321
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:28,100
Tony, I really miss your programme so
I thought, to get it back on telly...
322
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:31,141
Oi, oi. He don't want it to come back.
323
00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:35,276
He wants it to be gone forever
so it can become a legend. Don't ya?
324
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,564
A man with a grasp of semiotics.
There's your answer, sweetheart.
325
00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:41,572
- Can I get you half a lager?
- You can get me a pint.
326
00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,697
Right, OK.
Right.
327
00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:48,621
- Wilson, you fucking cunt!
- That's original.
328
00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:50,456
Your drink's coming.
329
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:54,334
- Is he a friend of yours?
- Yeah, he's our singer.
330
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,661
Out the way, Steve.
331
00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,673
Hi, Tony Wilson.
Pleased to meet you.
332
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:03,587
Is he gonna hit me?
333
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:06,798
- You're quite close to me there.
- Yeah, I know. I wanna be.
334
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,300
Why?
335
00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:12,009
- Cos you're a cunt, mate.
- I know, I heard you the first time.
336
00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:16,515
# Your smile breaking my heart
337
00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:18,765
# Taking some time out
338
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:19,855
# Away from the places
339
00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:23,941
Got to stop him singing, Tony.
340
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:27,731
It's avant-garde.
You wouldn't understand it.
341
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:30,281
It's very poor.
Very poor.
342
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,536
- Try and dance to that...
- It's provocative.
343
00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:36,745
Provocatively poor.
344
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,541
Appallingly poor.
345
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:40,748
# Oh, you've heard it before #
346
00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:44,538
They're not calling you the new
George Epstein, you know.
347
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,966
- It's Brian Epstein.
- George Epstein, Beatles manager.
348
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,211
- That's Brian Epstein, you dickhead.
- George Epstein.
349
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,594
- It's fucking Brian Epstein.
- It's Brian Martin.
350
00:19:52,682 --> 00:19:54,092
It's George Martin, you knob.
351
00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:56,852
Brian Martin the producer,
George Epstein the, er,... manager.
352
00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:58,975
- Come on, let's sit down.
- You're just fucking wrong.
353
00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:12,445
The introduction's
not usually this long.
354
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,237
I think the singer's in the toilet.
355
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,122
Where've you been, you twat?!
356
00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,258
# Feel it closing in
357
00:20:35,388 --> 00:20:37,843
# Feel it closing in
358
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,008
# A fear of whom I call
359
00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,346
# Hearing someone call
360
00:20:43,436 --> 00:20:45,974
# I feel it closing in
361
00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:49,059
# I feel it closing in
362
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:50,229
# Day in, day out
363
00:20:50,442 --> 00:20:51,640
# Day in, day out
364
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,855
# Day in, day out
365
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:54,819
# Day in, day out
366
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:56,227
# Day in, day out
367
00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:57,943
# Day in, day out
368
00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:16,374
# I feel it closing in
369
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,295
# As patterns seem to form
370
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,344
# I feel it cold and warm
371
00:21:22,472 --> 00:21:24,512
# As shadows start to fall
372
00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:27,515
# I feel it closing in
373
00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:30,932
# Feel it closing in
374
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,396
# Day in, day out
375
00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:33,720
# Day in, day out
376
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,317
# Day in, day out
377
00:21:35,484 --> 00:21:36,979
# Day in, day out
378
00:21:37,153 --> 00:21:39,145
# Day in, day out #
379
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:03,673
# Louie, Louie
Whoa #
380
00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:09,051
- 60/40 to you, we said.
- Smashing.
381
00:22:09,139 --> 00:22:12,841
There's a pound, get yourself a drink.
Come with me. Follow Uncle Tonay.
382
00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:16,102
Yeah. Well... Well... I'm not...
I'm not... I don't do any coke.
383
00:22:16,189 --> 00:22:17,516
Where are we going?
384
00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:20,690
Cos,... you know,
it's just that I've got, er...
385
00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:23,148
- Shh. Come on.
- What are we doing?
386
00:22:23,236 --> 00:22:25,478
Let's have a nosh to
seal the bargain.
387
00:22:25,572 --> 00:22:29,236
- I've eaten, actually,... Don.
- Oh, we won't be eating, my friend.
388
00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:31,567
When the Don's hungry,
the Don eats.
389
00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:33,071
Wahey!
390
00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:35,700
Hello, girls!
Your Uncle Don's here.
391
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,829
- Come on. Jump in, Tony.
- How's about a tit-wank?
392
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,668
- Don't be shy. Come on.
- Yes, please. Is that all right?
393
00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,669
- On your knees and eat!
- Careful!
394
00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:49,835
Alan, where is he?
395
00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:52,134
- Where's who, babe?
- Tony. I can't find him.
396
00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:56,349
I think he went out... Aah!
I think he went outside with Don.
397
00:22:58,394 --> 00:23:00,433
- Do you mind if I just...
- Take it all off.
398
00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:02,893
I... You don't mind if I just poke it
through the side?
399
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,440
No!
400
00:23:04,525 --> 00:23:07,701
- Well, that's what I normally do.
- I think it's too big for that.
401
00:23:07,736 --> 00:23:09,020
Come on, Tony, don't be shy!
402
00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:11,270
- Is that what you do at home?
- Yes.
403
00:23:11,364 --> 00:23:15,361
- Feel that. Just have a feel.
- Oh, that's nice, that, innit?
404
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:16,280
Oh, aye, yeah.
405
00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:18,905
Do you mind if I touch your
tits while you're doing it?
406
00:23:18,995 --> 00:23:21,367
- Mm-mm.
- Thank you.
407
00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:24,789
Go on, Tony.
Put that on your TV show.
408
00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:31,792
Tony?
409
00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,132
Tony.
410
00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:40,594
- 'Ey, shut the fuckin' door.
- 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey!
411
00:23:40,683 --> 00:23:42,758
- It's not how it looks, love.
- Come in, love!
412
00:23:42,851 --> 00:23:44,559
What are you doing, Tony?
413
00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:47,266
- Come on in, love! Join the party.
- It's not how it looks.
414
00:23:47,355 --> 00:23:49,727
- Don put me up to it. He made me.
- Comin' in?
415
00:23:49,816 --> 00:23:51,309
Yeah?
416
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,641
- It's not how it seems, right?
- Are you comin' in, or what?
417
00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:55,893
- If you're not comin' in, fuck off.
- Leave it, that's my wife.
418
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,980
- Go on!
- That's my wife... Tonay?
419
00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,859
- What you doing, Tony?
- Go on.
420
00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:03,109
That's my wife.
Listen, I... I love you.
421
00:24:03,202 --> 00:24:05,444
I love you.
422
00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:10,204
Can you...
Can you finish me off?
423
00:24:29,726 --> 00:24:31,766
- God bless.
- See ya.
424
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,613
- Hello.
- Ah, posters, Tony.
425
00:24:42,697 --> 00:24:45,402
You've got the posters?!
This is the fucking gig.
426
00:24:45,492 --> 00:24:47,568
Yeah, I know.
Took ages to get the right yellow.
427
00:24:47,661 --> 00:24:50,068
- The gig's over.
- I know.
428
00:24:53,499 --> 00:24:55,575
That's fucking great,... actually.
429
00:24:55,751 --> 00:24:57,791
Yeah, it's really nice.
430
00:24:57,878 --> 00:25:01,746
It's beautiful. But useless.
And as William Morris once said,...
431
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,247
..."Nothing useless
can be truly beautiful. "
432
00:25:07,302 --> 00:25:09,046
- You know what?
- All right, Tone.
433
00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:10,596
Yeah.
434
00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:14,097
- Heather, this is Tony Wilson.
- All right, love.
435
00:25:14,184 --> 00:25:16,426
You seen Lindsay?
436
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,642
She went off with Howard.
437
00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:21,852
She, er...
438
00:25:21,942 --> 00:25:26,022
She just caught me getting a blow job
off a hooker in the back of a van.
439
00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:31,688
Better go and get her.
440
00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:50,126
Excuse me.
441
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,800
- Hi, Tony.
- Hi.
442
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:59,138
Erm,... have you
got the car keys?
443
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:02,515
- In me bag.
- Thanks.
444
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,935
I only got a blow job.
That's full penetration.
445
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:11,229
See you, Howard.
446
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,360
See ya, Tony.
447
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:15,403
All right?
448
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,493
I definitely don't remember
this happening.
449
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:23,199
This is the real
Howard Devoto.
450
00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:26,456
He and Lindsay insisted we made
clear that this never happened.
451
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:28,582
But I agree with John Ford.
452
00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:31,918
When you have to choose between
truth and legend, print the legend.
453
00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:36,466
I thought their name
was Warsaw.
454
00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:40,051
You can't have a band called Warsaw.
You can't put that on a poster.
455
00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:42,510
People would think it
was a holiday advert.
456
00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:45,802
Joy Division: Do you know
what that is, Mr Wilson?
457
00:26:45,894 --> 00:26:49,642
It's when the Nazis, er,...
picked out racially pure women...
458
00:26:49,731 --> 00:26:51,106
...and, er, had sex with them.
459
00:26:51,191 --> 00:26:54,190
Yeah, well, Joy Division,
that's us, eh?
460
00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:56,647
- Well, it's a very Nazi name.
- So?
461
00:26:56,736 --> 00:26:59,309
Yeah, but it's quite...
cheery, as well.
462
00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,398
- You know: "joy".
- Yeah.
463
00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,982
Like a... division of joy
or something.
464
00:27:04,077 --> 00:27:06,234
- Joy.
- Joy... Division.
465
00:27:06,328 --> 00:27:08,700
Let's all say that together.
One, two, three...
466
00:27:08,789 --> 00:27:11,362
- Joy.
- Joy.
467
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,915
Look at that flat-bottomed valley.
468
00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:17,796
It wasn't always crazy
between me and Lindsay.
469
00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:20,337
Most days we were just
another young couple,...
470
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:23,095
...who wanted all the things
young couples want.
471
00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:26,132
Nice house, nice car
and a couple of kids.
472
00:27:26,223 --> 00:27:29,590
Enjoy the walk,
cos it's just you and me.
473
00:27:31,309 --> 00:27:34,310
Would you like a little Tony and
a little Lindsay walking around?
474
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:36,721
No, it'd be a nightmare.
475
00:27:36,815 --> 00:27:38,274
- I like to be free.
- OK.
476
00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:41,359
OK. All right, that's the last...
last word I'll say on the subject.
477
00:27:41,444 --> 00:27:44,647
Two words: body clock.
OK? Body clock.
478
00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:47,194
- How are you doing?
- All right?
479
00:27:47,283 --> 00:27:50,070
- Hello, I'm here.
- All right, Tone?
480
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,201
That's us.
That's us.
481
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:57,156
The majors are the status quo and
we're not, we're the anarchists.
482
00:27:57,251 --> 00:28:00,584
It's gonna be like a co-op,
we're all gonna share in the proceeds.
483
00:28:00,671 --> 00:28:03,340
We pay for the costs and everything
and the rest of it is 50/50.
484
00:28:03,424 --> 00:28:05,877
50 Factory,
50 per cent goes to the artist.
485
00:28:05,966 --> 00:28:08,005
Alan's gonna be
head of business affairs.
486
00:28:08,093 --> 00:28:10,549
It's Red Leb, that.
Have you smelt it? Smell that.
487
00:28:10,637 --> 00:28:11,918
Smell that.
488
00:28:12,014 --> 00:28:15,264
I'm giving you total creative freedom.
Right?
489
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:16,679
It's dead fucking simple.
490
00:28:16,768 --> 00:28:18,974
You don't like us, you fuck off.
I don't like you, I fuck off.
491
00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:22,430
I'll write you a contract saying
there's no contract in me own blood.
492
00:28:22,523 --> 00:28:25,061
- I'll do it if you want.
- Not in his own blood!
493
00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:26,859
- Here you are.
- I'll do it.
494
00:28:26,944 --> 00:28:29,317
- You write it... in your own blood.
- No, don't give him the dirty knife.
495
00:28:29,406 --> 00:28:32,904
In the wo... In the words of the
great prophet, "I dares do owt. "
496
00:28:32,992 --> 00:28:35,993
- Oh, it ain't legal, this.
- Come on.
497
00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:39,032
- Oh, he's done it, he's done it!
- There you go. Real blood.
498
00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:40,665
"I... "
499
00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:43,617
"... Tony... "
500
00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:46,207
How can you read that?
501
00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:48,334
I'm not sure that'd
stand up in court!
502
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,794
What more do you want? He's written
the contract in his own blood!
503
00:29:05,897 --> 00:29:07,724
Martin?!
504
00:29:08,441 --> 00:29:10,268
What you doing?!
505
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,399
Recording...
506
00:29:12,946 --> 00:29:14,356
...silence.
507
00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:17,487
You're recording silence?!
508
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,947
Now I'm recording
Tony fucking Wilson.
509
00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:27,499
Erm, we want you to
produce a band for us.
510
00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:29,747
Who's us?
511
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,708
Er, Factory Records.
512
00:29:31,795 --> 00:29:33,953
Right, 50 quid an hour.
513
00:29:34,047 --> 00:29:37,167
Plus I wanna be a
partner in the company.
514
00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:39,298
See ya.
515
00:29:40,262 --> 00:29:42,668
See ya.
516
00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:53,645
Stop, stop, stop. Stop that
horrible fucking racket, please.
517
00:29:53,732 --> 00:29:55,807
What's wrong with it?
518
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,608
Nothing was wrong with
the drumming as such,...
519
00:29:57,694 --> 00:29:59,852
...it's just that, erm,...
520
00:30:00,697 --> 00:30:03,614
...people have been playing like
that for about... 20,000 years...
521
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:06,569
...and quite frankly, erm,...
it's boring the arse off me.
522
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:10,788
Now, let's just try something...
a lot simpler, OK?
523
00:30:11,373 --> 00:30:14,208
Faster but slower.
524
00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:16,666
There's logic there somewhere.
525
00:30:16,753 --> 00:30:18,792
I know what he means.
526
00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:31,300
Right, stop.
We got... We got a rattle.
527
00:30:31,391 --> 00:30:33,514
We're going to have to dismantle
the whole fucking kit.
528
00:30:33,602 --> 00:30:35,310
You what?
529
00:30:35,395 --> 00:30:37,304
How long's that gonna
fucking take?
530
00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:40,517
I don't fucking know.
As long as it takes.
531
00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,477
Is, er...
532
00:30:42,568 --> 00:30:44,774
Is this still costing us
50 pounds an hour?
533
00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:46,653
We're still workin', aren't we?
534
00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:53,742
What I'd like...
535
00:30:54,037 --> 00:30:56,528
...is to rebuild it
on the roof.
536
00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,833
On the roof?
537
00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:02,125
- Yeah. - On the actual
roof of the studio?
538
00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,917
Bloody hell.
539
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,050
Start playing.
540
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,304
How will I know when to stop?
541
00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:21,603
Don't worry about stopping. I'll send
someone out when it's time to stop.
542
00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:39,323
Sorry.
543
00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:43,112
Just remember,
Tony Wilson's money.
544
00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:50,543
Right, stop, stop.
545
00:31:50,631 --> 00:31:51,580
Hey.
546
00:31:51,674 --> 00:31:52,550
Stop!
547
00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,331
Stop!
548
00:31:55,426 --> 00:31:57,466
Fucking retard!
549
00:32:00,682 --> 00:32:03,469
- You... You wear it very well.
- What?!
550
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,892
You wear it very well,
now play like a fucking musician.
551
00:32:08,855 --> 00:32:10,895
Fucking prick.
552
00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:14,898
- Listen to it in the car.
- It'll sound rubbish in the car.
553
00:32:14,988 --> 00:32:17,858
We've got to see what it sounds
like on a transistor radio.
554
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,537
# Confusion in her eyes
that says it all
555
00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:36,085
# She's lost control
556
00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:38,709
# And she's clinging to
the nearest passer-by
557
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,042
I sound like Bowie.
558
00:32:41,136 --> 00:32:43,341
- That's good. You like Bowie.
- I hate fucking Bowie.
559
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,714
In All The Young Dudes he sings about
how you should die when you're 25.
560
00:32:46,807 --> 00:32:48,385
Do you know how old he is?
561
00:32:48,475 --> 00:32:50,682
He's 30, 29, something.
He's a liar.
562
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,766
Look, it doesn't matter.
563
00:32:51,855 --> 00:32:54,179
A lot of great artists produce their
best work when they're... older.
564
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,644
- You know, WB Yeats...
- I've never heard of him, mate.
565
00:32:56,733 --> 00:33:00,433
Yeats is the greatest poet since
Dante. If he'd have died at 25...
566
00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:02,402
- I would have heard of him, Tony.
- Hang on.
567
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,654
Listen to it.
This is... This is great.
568
00:33:05,742 --> 00:33:06,986
This is fucking excellent.
569
00:33:07,075 --> 00:33:09,649
- Are you listening to it? It's great.
- It's brilliant.
570
00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:12,117
It is.
It's very good.
571
00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:16,244
There's nothing else out there
that sounds like it.
572
00:33:16,335 --> 00:33:18,622
- That's the best thing about it.
- It's wonderful.
573
00:33:18,711 --> 00:33:20,039
- You like it?
- I do.
574
00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:21,458
I love what he's done
with the drums.
575
00:33:22,381 --> 00:33:23,377
Yeah?
576
00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:27,168
# And how I'll never know
just why or understand
577
00:33:27,261 --> 00:33:29,338
# She said
"I've lost control again"
578
00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:32,921
# And she screamed out
kicking on her side
579
00:33:33,016 --> 00:33:35,970
# And said
"I've lost control again" #
580
00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:41,435
Joy Division were a great band
but they were Rob's band.
581
00:33:41,524 --> 00:33:43,979
I wanted a band of my own.
582
00:33:44,068 --> 00:33:47,733
A Certain Ratio had all the talent
and energy of Joy Division...
583
00:33:47,821 --> 00:33:50,110
...but better clothes.
584
00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,654
- You look absolutely fantastic.
- You reckon?
585
00:33:52,743 --> 00:33:55,743
- It's great.
- We look like the Hitler Youth.
586
00:33:55,828 --> 00:33:58,829
- You don't say that to Mr Wilson.
- I think you look more like Scouts.
587
00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:02,248
Have you seen our legs?
They're like fucking milk bottles.
588
00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:05,369
I wouldn't worry about it,
although, that... that reminds me,...
589
00:34:05,463 --> 00:34:08,297
...I must get some chicken
drumsticks on the way home.
590
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,713
All right... No, it's all right,
I've got it covered.
591
00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,960
Instant tan: "Tanfastic".
592
00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:15,881
It's hedonism, it's shorts,...
593
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:18,214
...it's... it's funk,...
594
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,588
...it's... tans.
595
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:21,510
- It's sexy.
- Ah, it's cold, man.
596
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:33,566
# Has this passed?
Is that the time?
597
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:37,273
# We need flight to stay in line
598
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,110
# Take your time
599
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,784
# We'll give our minds to you
600
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:45,493
I like the haircuts, Barney.
601
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,993
- No, they look good, don't they?
- # Take your time
602
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:49,705
# We'll give our minds to you #
603
00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:52,120
- Crap, though.
- Fucking shit.
604
00:34:57,135 --> 00:35:00,089
# All my failings exposed
605
00:35:00,179 --> 00:35:03,180
# There's a taste in my mouth
606
00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:06,385
# As desperation takes hold
607
00:35:06,476 --> 00:35:09,347
# Is it something so good
608
00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:12,889
# Just can't function no more?
609
00:35:12,983 --> 00:35:14,525
# Love
610
00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:18,061
# Love will tear us apart again
611
00:35:19,155 --> 00:35:20,731
# Love
612
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:23,694
# Love will tear us apart
613
00:35:23,784 --> 00:35:25,065
# Again
614
00:35:25,161 --> 00:35:27,070
# Love
615
00:35:27,163 --> 00:35:30,164
# Love will tear us apart
616
00:35:30,249 --> 00:35:31,707
# Again
617
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,657
# Love
618
00:35:33,335 --> 00:35:36,170
# Love will tear us apart
619
00:35:36,254 --> 00:35:37,369
# Again #
620
00:35:54,355 --> 00:35:57,556
What's the worst band name
you've ever heard?
621
00:35:57,648 --> 00:35:59,272
- Worst?
- Skinny Monkey.
622
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,609
The worst one I heard was, a mate of
mine had a band called, er, Barabbas.
623
00:36:02,695 --> 00:36:04,569
Fucking Barabbas!
624
00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:06,399
"Who do you want?"
"Barabbas!"
625
00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:08,779
# Radio
626
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,907
# Live transmission
627
00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,996
# Radio
628
00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:17,412
# Live transmission
629
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,217
The National Front took to the
streets of Manchester today...
630
00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:38,257
...in the biggest demonstration
of neo-fascists since the '30s.
631
00:36:38,353 --> 00:36:41,888
# We would have a fine time
living in the night
632
00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,391
# Left to blind destruction
633
00:36:43,482 --> 00:36:49,318
# Waiting for a sign
634
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:53,992
The Transport and General
Workers' Union...
635
00:36:54,076 --> 00:36:57,444
...tightened their stranglehold
on the nation's petrol supplies,...
636
00:36:57,537 --> 00:36:59,862
...bringing the country
to a grinding halt.
637
00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:02,114
Thousands of motorists
queue all day...
638
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,992
...amid rumours of fuel rationing
and a return to the three-day week.
639
00:37:07,004 --> 00:37:09,291
# Touching from a distance
further all the time
640
00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:18,629
More chaos in the public services...
641
00:37:18,723 --> 00:37:21,759
...as mountains of rubbish
fill London's West End...
642
00:37:21,851 --> 00:37:24,887
...and nurses bring the hospitals
close to collapse.
643
00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:27,980
Now grave diggers in Liverpool
refuse to bury the dead.
644
00:37:34,529 --> 00:37:37,696
# Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance to the radio
645
00:37:40,702 --> 00:37:44,829
# Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance to the radio
646
00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:51,084
# Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance to the radio #
647
00:37:58,301 --> 00:37:59,083
Ian!
648
00:38:00,094 --> 00:38:01,505
Ian!
649
00:38:01,596 --> 00:38:04,348
- What the hell's the matter with him?
- Fuck knows. I dunno.
650
00:38:07,476 --> 00:38:09,303
Oh, fuckin' hell!
Ian? Ian!
651
00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:11,470
Fucking come on, then!
652
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:14,056
What you doing?
Fuck this.
653
00:38:14,149 --> 00:38:17,399
Rob. What the fuck are
you doing, you cunt?
654
00:38:18,028 --> 00:38:20,399
Come on!
Come on, then!
655
00:38:21,988 --> 00:38:23,862
Right, watch his head.
656
00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:26,107
All right, mate.
657
00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:29,368
Ah, fucking hell.
His fucking mouth's bleeding.
658
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,245
Has someone got a doctor?!
659
00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:34,248
- I've just dropped two skinheads.
- Come on, mate, come on.
660
00:38:34,334 --> 00:38:37,003
- What you doing?
- He's got me fags.
661
00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:40,171
Oh, you fucking twat!
He's fucking bleeding here!
662
00:38:40,257 --> 00:38:42,249
And I need a cigarette.
663
00:38:42,342 --> 00:38:43,669
Where's Rob?!
664
00:38:43,759 --> 00:38:47,258
Can you get a fucking doctor?!
665
00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:49,089
He's fucking bleedin' here!
666
00:38:49,181 --> 00:38:51,637
Tony Wilson, how do you answer
the charge that you're a fascist?
667
00:38:51,725 --> 00:38:52,555
What?
668
00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:54,600
Your band, Joy Division,
named after women...
669
00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:58,019
...captured by the SS for the breeding
of perfect Aryans. Isn't that sick?
670
00:38:58,105 --> 00:39:00,560
Have you never heard of situationism
or postmodernism?
671
00:39:00,649 --> 00:39:01,894
We need a doctor in here!
672
00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,391
Do you know nothing about the
free play of signs and signifiers?
673
00:39:04,486 --> 00:39:06,028
Yes, we've got a band
called Joy Division.
674
00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:07,572
We've also got a band
called Durutti Column.
675
00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:10,147
I'm sure I don't need to
point out the irony there.
676
00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:11,570
What the fuck's going on?
677
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:14,032
We need a doctor. I don't know.
He's had a fit or summat.
678
00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,615
Oi. Fuck off.
679
00:39:16,498 --> 00:39:17,779
Fuck off or I'll lay one on you.
680
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,828
- He will. I've seen him do it.
- Will someone ring a fucking doctor?
681
00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:23,836
- I'll get a doctor.
- Calm down, Barney.
682
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:27,421
Don't fucking tell me to calm down!
You fucking calm down!
683
00:39:27,508 --> 00:39:30,260
- Fine!
- For fuck's sake.
684
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:35,216
You all right there, Ian?
685
00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:38,010
- Yeah, I'm fine, mate.
- Are you sure?
686
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,591
I said I'm fine, Rob, yeah?
Just shut up.
687
00:39:40,686 --> 00:39:44,019
All right, then, all right.
Fair enough.
688
00:39:44,439 --> 00:39:47,109
Not even to tell you that
we're gonna tour America?
689
00:39:47,193 --> 00:39:48,651
- Fuck off.
- Fuck off.
690
00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:51,274
I'm telling you now, straight up,
we're gonna tour America.
691
00:39:51,363 --> 00:39:53,819
- Nice one.
- Are you serious?
692
00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:56,991
I've just told you, straight up,
we're gonna tour America.
693
00:39:57,076 --> 00:39:59,650
- Oh, come on!
- Fucking hell, boys!
694
00:39:59,746 --> 00:40:02,782
Fucking cheers.
We're going to the US of A.
695
00:40:02,874 --> 00:40:03,787
Cheers.
696
00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,666
Can't fucking believe it.
697
00:40:05,752 --> 00:40:07,375
I thought you'd like that, boys.
698
00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:09,750
Are we gonna be staying in, like,
top-class hotels and...
699
00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:12,245
You're in knocking shops
and I'm in five-star hotels.
700
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,747
Suits me fine!
701
00:40:14,842 --> 00:40:16,420
I think we did better there, mate.
702
00:40:16,511 --> 00:40:19,629
I think I'd better rework that.
703
00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:22,175
Around!
704
00:40:26,187 --> 00:40:29,223
Go left!
Go left!
705
00:40:31,775 --> 00:40:33,566
Go left!
706
00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:36,902
Come by!
707
00:40:36,988 --> 00:40:39,740
Peter, I won't interrupt your flow.
708
00:40:39,824 --> 00:40:42,066
Go left.
709
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,404
I am doing, obviously.
710
00:40:43,494 --> 00:40:45,783
- No, you're all right.
- Right. Why a duck?
711
00:40:45,871 --> 00:40:49,868
He just started, you know, er,...
... and he just started, er...
712
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:53,042
Ooh, he was... he was...
he was biting ankles.
713
00:40:53,127 --> 00:40:56,127
Er, but it... it don't harm 'em,
not like if a dog did it, you know.
714
00:40:56,213 --> 00:40:58,206
Right, yeah.
Extraordinary.
715
00:40:58,298 --> 00:41:00,707
- Unbelievable.
- Right.
716
00:41:00,802 --> 00:41:02,344
- Have a go.
- Right, OK.
717
00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:06,557
- What do I do? What do I say?
- Well, "Go left. "
718
00:41:06,641 --> 00:41:09,261
- And then do what?
- Just shout.
719
00:41:09,351 --> 00:41:10,216
Shout what?
720
00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:12,386
- "Go left. "
- Oh, shout "Go left. "
721
00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:15,433
Go left!
Go left!
722
00:41:16,108 --> 00:41:18,065
- See?
- That's remarkable.
723
00:41:18,151 --> 00:41:20,273
I've not quite got
the command of the, er...
724
00:41:20,361 --> 00:41:21,903
Whistle.
725
00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:25,861
Aye.
726
00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:28,866
- Can't do it that well. Go on, then.
- Go left!
727
00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:32,652
Stick to what you're good at.
Unless you're a duck, then branch out.
728
00:41:46,343 --> 00:41:47,921
Ian.
729
00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:50,343
- How are you?
- All right.
730
00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:54,552
- Is he in?
- No, no, he's at Granada.
731
00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:57,846
I've got a spliff going.
Gonna come in?
732
00:41:57,937 --> 00:42:00,723
Nah. I can't.
Gotta get back.
733
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:02,853
Cheers.
734
00:42:02,941 --> 00:42:05,064
That's fantastic news
about America.
735
00:42:05,152 --> 00:42:07,440
Yeah, it's good.
I'm looking forward to it.
736
00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:08,809
I'm really chuffed.
737
00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:12,949
I'm bored. You could stay with me
for a little while.
738
00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:17,826
No, I've gotta go.
I'll catch him later.
739
00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:19,990
All right.
I'll tell him you called.
740
00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:25,122
Er,...
741
00:42:25,338 --> 00:42:28,422
- ... send you a postcard, yeah?
- Yeah, do, that'd be great.
742
00:42:28,508 --> 00:42:30,334
"Wish you were here. "
743
00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,384
Debbie?
744
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,410
So...
745
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,739
...your car's kaput.
746
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,617
And your girlfriend is gone.
747
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:12,000
When thine house
they have sold...
748
00:43:17,635 --> 00:43:19,792
Aber wirklich nicht.
749
00:43:20,136 --> 00:43:21,631
Prost.
750
00:43:22,222 --> 00:43:23,764
Prost.
751
00:44:03,385 --> 00:44:05,045
- ... all the buildings or whatever.
- Mm-hm.
752
00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:08,470
What I'll do is, apart from asking you
any anecdotes about town criers,...
753
00:44:08,557 --> 00:44:10,431
...I'll say
"How is it relevant today... "
754
00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,842
- Tony.
- And not just being for tourists...
755
00:44:12,936 --> 00:44:14,430
- Can I just have a word?
- Yes.
756
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,810
- The office have just called.
- Right?
757
00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:18,938
Ian Curtis has died.
758
00:44:20,234 --> 00:44:23,935
- What d'you... What d'you mean?
- He's hanged himself.
759
00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:26,816
He was found at his
home this morning.
760
00:44:26,907 --> 00:44:29,148
- Are you joking?
- No.
761
00:44:30,243 --> 00:44:32,449
- I'm sorry.
- Well...
762
00:44:34,163 --> 00:44:36,239
He's dead?
763
00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,618
Yeah.
764
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:42,875
What a stupid bloody bugger.
765
00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:50,508
Sorry about this, mate.
766
00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:56,214
It's a... friend of mine.
767
00:44:58,436 --> 00:45:00,476
Ian Curtis,...
768
00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:02,187
...lead singer...
769
00:45:02,272 --> 00:45:05,059
...of Joy Division,...
770
00:45:05,150 --> 00:45:08,234
...has died... today!
771
00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:12,901
Oyey!
772
00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:16,098
Oyey!
773
00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:18,244
It's really beautiful.
774
00:45:18,329 --> 00:45:20,901
Oyey!
775
00:45:20,997 --> 00:45:23,405
Ian Curtis,...
776
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,078
...writer of...
777
00:45:25,169 --> 00:45:28,669
...Love Will Tear Us Apart,...
778
00:45:28,756 --> 00:45:31,081
- ... has died today!
- I like it.
779
00:45:31,175 --> 00:45:33,167
- Do you?
- Yeah, I do.
780
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,389
Oyey!
781
00:45:37,471 --> 00:45:40,805
If you listen to Ian's music and
you know he killed himself,...
782
00:45:40,891 --> 00:45:45,054
...then you probably imagine
some very dark, depressive figure.
783
00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:48,099
A... prophet of urban decay
and alienation.
784
00:45:48,189 --> 00:45:51,024
But I have some wonderful
memories of him,...
785
00:45:51,109 --> 00:45:54,893
...such as the very last Factory
night at the Russell Club.
786
00:45:55,696 --> 00:45:57,356
# Louie, Louie
787
00:45:57,447 --> 00:45:59,487
# Whoa
788
00:45:59,575 --> 00:46:00,950
# We gotta go
789
00:46:01,034 --> 00:46:03,491
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
790
00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:05,122
# Louie, Louie
791
00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:07,332
# Whoa
792
00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:08,447
# We gotta go
793
00:46:09,585 --> 00:46:10,960
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
794
00:46:11,044 --> 00:46:13,749
Pogo like a bastard!
795
00:46:31,271 --> 00:46:32,978
# Louie, Louie
796
00:46:33,063 --> 00:46:34,344
# Whoa
797
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,682
# We gotta go
798
00:46:36,775 --> 00:46:38,816
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
799
00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,813
# Louie, Louie
800
00:46:41,281 --> 00:46:42,230
# Whoa
801
00:46:42,324 --> 00:46:44,730
# We gotta go
802
00:46:44,825 --> 00:46:46,236
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
803
00:46:56,001 --> 00:46:57,460
# Louie, Louie
804
00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:02,253
# We gotta go
805
00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:03,455
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
806
00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:05,210
Fuck off!
807
00:47:20,817 --> 00:47:22,893
Mr Wilson.
808
00:47:22,985 --> 00:47:26,022
Tony, hi.
I know this isn't a very good time...
809
00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:29,316
...but I've made a tape of me
singing Joy Division songs.
810
00:47:29,407 --> 00:47:32,360
- You probably need a singer...
- Don't hang about, do you?
811
00:47:32,451 --> 00:47:36,116
- Tony. Can you give this to him?
- I've been practising the dance...
812
00:47:36,205 --> 00:47:39,490
- I'll make sure he gets that.
- Yeah, but... he meant a lot to us.
813
00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:41,042
- All right, mate.
- Mr Wilson!
814
00:47:41,127 --> 00:47:44,210
It's not the time for autographs
but thanks for coming...
815
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,039
Tony.
Tony.
816
00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:47,506
Michael. Michael, what are
you doing here?
817
00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:50,876
I'm not here as a journalist,
I'm just... I'm mourning. I'm gutted.
818
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,092
Well, you... You are gonna
write about it, though?
819
00:47:53,179 --> 00:47:55,387
- Oh, I don't think I can.
- Yes, you must. You have to.
820
00:47:55,474 --> 00:47:57,881
- Come in. It's good that you're here.
- Is that all right?
821
00:47:58,017 --> 00:47:59,844
Aye, well...
822
00:48:01,855 --> 00:48:03,478
It's good that you're here.
823
00:48:06,441 --> 00:48:08,148
How you doing?
824
00:48:08,234 --> 00:48:10,606
Hello.
All right, mate.
825
00:48:11,696 --> 00:48:14,566
- How you doing, darling?
- Can't believe it.
826
00:48:15,491 --> 00:48:17,531
Good to see you.
827
00:48:18,369 --> 00:48:20,776
- I want you to write the book.
- Whoa!
828
00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:23,196
You're the right person in the
right place. You should do it.
829
00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:26,908
- It's just so soon, Tony, it's sad.
- It's historic. It's historic.
830
00:48:27,002 --> 00:48:29,078
Come on, this is... this is where
your book should start.
831
00:48:29,171 --> 00:48:31,080
- Right.
- Where it should start.
832
00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:32,916
All right?
833
00:48:33,008 --> 00:48:36,922
- Didn't realise you were here.
- Hi, Tony. How you doing?
834
00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:40,381
Er,... this is Ian's gran.
835
00:48:40,764 --> 00:48:42,472
- Oh.
- Tony Wilson.
836
00:48:42,558 --> 00:48:45,013
Thanks for all you did.
837
00:48:45,101 --> 00:48:48,268
I've seen you on the telly.
You always look so smart.
838
00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:50,394
Come on, let's go and get
a cup of tea, shall we?
839
00:48:58,238 --> 00:49:02,106
That is the musical equivalent
of Che Guevara.
840
00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,454
I'm gonna go.
841
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:13,618
- Why?
- I just don't feel, you know...
842
00:49:13,712 --> 00:49:17,080
I'll, erm...
I'll speak to you. Bye.
843
00:49:17,173 --> 00:49:19,794
- Take it all in.
- Yeah.
844
00:49:19,966 --> 00:49:21,674
#... find it easy
845
00:49:23,386 --> 00:49:26,091
# Aching to see
846
00:49:27,766 --> 00:49:30,257
# Walking on air
847
00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:37,520
# Hunting by the rivers,
through the streets, every corner
848
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,351
Bye, son.
849
00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:43,105
# Abandoned too soon
850
00:49:43,988 --> 00:49:47,109
# Set down with due care
851
00:49:48,828 --> 00:49:51,579
# Don't walk away
852
00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:55,495
# In silence
853
00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:59,747
# Don't walk away #
854
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:44,701
Don't beat about
the bush, Lindsay.
855
00:50:44,794 --> 00:50:48,044
I'm gonna ask you a straight question
and I want a straight answer. Right?
856
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,289
Give me the dignity of that.
857
00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,708
Are you leaving me?
858
00:50:52,802 --> 00:50:54,213
Yes.
859
00:50:55,096 --> 00:50:57,135
Bad energy around here now.
860
00:50:57,222 --> 00:51:01,006
Well, what does that mean, bad energy?
What the fuck does that...?
861
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,309
Energy?
You don't know what energy is.
862
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:06,431
- That is late 20th-century hokum...
- Don't say another word.
863
00:51:06,523 --> 00:51:09,607
- ... masquerading... as spirituality.
- Shut up. Shut up.
864
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,813
Don't... Don't...
Don't touch me.
865
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,107
That is the last time you
will ever touch me.
866
00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,441
- All right.
- Ever.
867
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:25,496
No... All right, that is the last time
you will ever touch me.
868
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:30,832
I'm asking you really nicely.
869
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,081
Please...
870
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,213
Please don't leave me.
871
00:51:42,181 --> 00:51:44,849
Oh, just fuck off.
Go. Don't...
872
00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:51,807
- Don't.
- Don't leave me.
873
00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:09,987
Right.
OK.
874
00:52:10,081 --> 00:52:12,750
Right, thank you, yes.
875
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,660
Fuck off.
876
00:52:20,049 --> 00:52:22,504
This is a low point for me,
obviously,...
877
00:52:22,592 --> 00:52:23,837
...but, er,...
878
00:52:23,927 --> 00:52:27,296
...I think it was Scott Fitzgerald
who said...
879
00:52:27,389 --> 00:52:29,631
..."American lives
don't have second acts. "
880
00:52:29,724 --> 00:52:32,214
Well,... this is Manchester.
881
00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:34,682
We do things differently here.
882
00:52:37,606 --> 00:52:39,895
This is the second act.
883
00:52:52,871 --> 00:52:55,788
Two lickle dicky birds
sitting on a wall,...
884
00:52:55,874 --> 00:52:57,865
...one called Peter
and one called Paul.
885
00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,998
Just like you, Louby-Lou,...
886
00:53:00,085 --> 00:53:01,877
...Turkey-Lurkey...
887
00:53:01,962 --> 00:53:05,212
...Goosey-Loosey, Henny-Penny.
D'you know what I mean?
888
00:53:05,299 --> 00:53:06,959
No.
889
00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:22,686
The history of popular music
is like a double helix, OK?
890
00:53:22,773 --> 00:53:24,812
That's two waves that intertwine.
891
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:28,600
So one wave... goes like this,...
the other one goes like that,...
892
00:53:28,695 --> 00:53:31,102
...so you've got two...
893
00:53:31,197 --> 00:53:33,236
...waves doing that, OK?
894
00:53:33,324 --> 00:53:35,612
Like, one like that
and one like that.
895
00:53:35,701 --> 00:53:38,406
Basically, when one musical
movement's in the descendant,...
896
00:53:38,496 --> 00:53:39,824
...another one is
in the ascendant.
897
00:53:39,914 --> 00:53:43,662
Right now we're in a kind of
a crisscross, a kind of a hiatus,...
898
00:53:43,751 --> 00:53:46,157
...but the two guys that are gonna be
on the crest of the next wave...
899
00:53:46,252 --> 00:53:48,922
...are Paul and Shaun Ryder.
900
00:53:49,005 --> 00:53:50,796
This is a true incident,...
901
00:53:50,882 --> 00:53:53,587
...a bit like the hang-gliding,
which, remember, works on two levels.
902
00:53:53,676 --> 00:53:55,965
This takes place in 1980,...
903
00:53:56,054 --> 00:53:58,722
...when Shaun and Paul put rat
poison into some bread...
904
00:53:58,806 --> 00:54:01,676
- ... and fed it to 3,000 pigeons.
- Rassam, rassam, rassam...
905
00:54:01,767 --> 00:54:04,092
Rick Rastardly, wing-ding,...
906
00:54:04,186 --> 00:54:06,391
...forever and ever, amen.
907
00:54:06,479 --> 00:54:07,938
Ohhh!
Here you go!
908
00:54:08,022 --> 00:54:10,727
- Catch it!
- It's down! Ohh!
909
00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:12,145
Ahhh!
910
00:54:13,486 --> 00:54:15,858
Whoo!
911
00:54:15,947 --> 00:54:17,061
Hi-yah!
912
00:54:17,156 --> 00:54:19,149
Obviously it's a reconstruction.
913
00:54:19,242 --> 00:54:22,740
No... pigeons were harmed
in the making of this film.
914
00:54:23,203 --> 00:54:26,323
Although there are those
that say they're pests.
915
00:54:26,414 --> 00:54:28,241
Rats with wings.
916
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,705
Die!
917
00:54:54,107 --> 00:54:57,309
Fac 51, aka the Hacienda.
918
00:54:59,736 --> 00:55:03,152
Buildings create synergy.
They're a focus for creativity.
919
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:07,617
When the Victorians built railways,
they didn't just put up Portakabins.
920
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:10,157
- Jesus Christ.
- They went to town.
921
00:55:10,538 --> 00:55:12,863
Listen to the reverberations.
Lovely, isn't it?
922
00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:15,329
Sound of...
The sound of my voice.
923
00:55:16,461 --> 00:55:19,081
Buildings change...
the way people think.
924
00:55:19,171 --> 00:55:20,996
That's how it happened
in Renaissance Florence.
925
00:55:21,088 --> 00:55:23,045
Yeah, but this isn't
Renaissance Florence,...
926
00:55:23,132 --> 00:55:26,003
...this is...
Dark Ages Manchester.
927
00:55:26,094 --> 00:55:28,585
It's like a fuckin' abattoir.
928
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,055
Tony.
929
00:55:31,183 --> 00:55:33,340
Tickets for tonight.
930
00:55:34,477 --> 00:55:37,892
- Right. Er...
- What fuckin' good are they now?
931
00:55:39,023 --> 00:55:41,062
I'm sorry they're a bit late, erm,...
932
00:55:41,150 --> 00:55:43,558
...thought we might use them
as a souvenir or something.
933
00:55:43,652 --> 00:55:46,403
Yeah. That's...
Yeah. That's all right.
934
00:55:46,488 --> 00:55:48,813
It's OK, it doesn't matter.
We don't... You know.
935
00:55:48,907 --> 00:55:51,148
This will be the
number-one invitation.
936
00:55:51,242 --> 00:55:53,531
They didn't hand out tickets
for the Sermon on the Mount.
937
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:56,572
People just turned up.
They knew it was a good gig.
938
00:55:56,662 --> 00:56:00,114
So how much has come out in
total from our music budget?
939
00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:01,916
700 grand.
940
00:56:04,797 --> 00:56:07,466
Well, goodbye. We obviously
have nothing in common.
941
00:56:08,342 --> 00:56:12,469
I'm a genius, you're fucking wankers.
You'll never see me again.
942
00:56:12,553 --> 00:56:14,961
You don't deserve
to see me again.
943
00:56:17,058 --> 00:56:18,469
Martin?
944
00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:25,971
- Nice, though, isn't it?
- Fantastic, mate.
945
00:56:27,859 --> 00:56:29,519
# A da da da da
946
00:56:29,611 --> 00:56:31,816
# Ra da da da da... #
947
00:56:31,904 --> 00:56:36,446
May 21st 1982. The night
the Hacienda opened.
948
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:38,276
Everyone wanted to play.
949
00:56:38,368 --> 00:56:40,860
...Bowie, Queen, the Stones.
950
00:56:40,955 --> 00:56:44,205
I chose A Certain Ratio
because they were my band.
951
00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:46,330
And that was the point
of the Hacienda.
952
00:56:46,418 --> 00:56:50,000
It was a place for people we knew,
people we could trust.
953
00:56:50,088 --> 00:56:53,872
I can't believe this.
They have totally betrayed us here.
954
00:56:53,967 --> 00:56:56,125
What a fucking joke!
955
00:56:57,386 --> 00:57:00,755
Oh, I dunno, Rob.
You know,... it might work.
956
00:57:00,848 --> 00:57:03,006
Has there ever been a
Wythenshawe jazz band?
957
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,472
- No, there hasn't, thank fucking God.
- No, let me tell you, right.
958
00:57:05,561 --> 00:57:08,596
Jazz is the last refuge
of the untalented.
959
00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:12,981
Jazz musicians enjoy themselves
far more than anyone listening to 'em.
960
00:57:13,066 --> 00:57:14,810
It's like theatre.
961
00:57:14,901 --> 00:57:17,439
It's what you do when
you can't get a gig.
962
00:57:17,529 --> 00:57:19,523
It's one down from
Celebrity Squares.
963
00:57:24,578 --> 00:57:27,116
Excellent, well done.
Very good, very good.
964
00:57:27,205 --> 00:57:30,040
- So where... So where is everyone?
- There you go.
965
00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:31,916
- Erm...
- We had 100 on the guest list.
966
00:57:32,002 --> 00:57:34,836
You were at the Sex Pistols gig.
How many people were in the audience?
967
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,590
- There was about 40.
- Right. And it was history.
968
00:57:37,673 --> 00:57:40,591
Yeah, but there's only
30 here tonight.
969
00:57:40,676 --> 00:57:42,799
Exactly, exactly.
970
00:57:42,887 --> 00:57:45,043
The smaller the attendance,
the bigger the history.
971
00:57:45,137 --> 00:57:47,675
There were 12 people
at the Last Supper,...
972
00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:50,172
...half a dozen at Kitty Hawk.
973
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,102
Archimedes was on
his own in the bath.
974
00:58:00,152 --> 00:58:03,236
Pick on someone your own size...
or maybe not.
975
00:58:03,322 --> 00:58:04,946
We're here at Chester Zoo...
976
00:58:05,032 --> 00:58:07,949
...to see a bath-time version
of David and Goliath.
977
00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:18,490
It's, er, a bit of a mammoth task...
978
00:58:18,586 --> 00:58:21,538
...for, erm,... a young
chap like yourself.
979
00:58:21,629 --> 00:58:23,372
- Yeah.
- Is, erm...
980
00:58:23,464 --> 00:58:26,631
Is this, er... Now, this isn't
your normal job, is it?
981
00:58:26,717 --> 00:58:28,757
No, I'm an entertainer.
982
00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:32,344
Right, OK. And, er,... I saw
there's a little baby elephant.
983
00:58:32,431 --> 00:58:34,424
Watch yourself there.
984
00:58:34,517 --> 00:58:38,182
There's a... There's a baby elephant.
Hello. How do you do?
985
00:58:38,270 --> 00:58:41,355
There's people like that
I work with at Granada.
986
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,726
Er,... except that...
he's a little bit more attractive.
987
00:58:44,819 --> 00:58:49,278
This morning, I was doing a feature on
an elephant being washed by a midget.
988
00:58:49,364 --> 00:58:51,072
He was...
He was a dwarf.
989
00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:52,817
- It doesn't matter.
- Well, it matters to him.
990
00:58:52,909 --> 00:58:55,696
It's... I... Look, I'm a serious
journalist, I've got a degree,...
991
00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:58,572
...get me a proper gig or
let's forget we ever met.
992
00:58:58,663 --> 00:59:00,122
Tony, listen.
993
00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:02,779
# Shy, shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye #
994
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:04,334
- What d'you reckon?
- Very good, very good.
995
00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:06,162
I'll make you a big star.
996
00:59:06,254 --> 00:59:08,875
- Catch you later!
- Right. Don't call me...
997
00:59:08,964 --> 00:59:12,381
You know your problem?
You take yourself too seriously.
998
00:59:12,468 --> 00:59:16,762
Yeah. Yes, I do.
I take myself veryfucking seriously.
999
00:59:17,598 --> 00:59:20,172
All right, what about a feature
on Northwest's tallest man?
1000
00:59:20,268 --> 00:59:21,097
Fuck off!
1001
00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:28,390
# How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
1002
00:59:29,025 --> 00:59:32,192
# When you've laid
your hands upon me
1003
00:59:32,862 --> 00:59:35,530
# Told me who you are
1004
00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:39,032
# I thought I was mistaken
1005
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:43,067
No band ever survives the
death of their lead singer.
1006
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,949
So when Joy Division
became New Order,...
1007
00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:48,958
...no-one expected
them to succeed.
1008
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:53,373
As you've no visual imagination,
I've done you a mock-up.
1009
00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,504
- It's like a floppy disk.
- Floppy disk.
1010
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,085
It's fucking brilliant.
1011
00:59:57,176 --> 01:00:00,093
- It's pure, workmanlike, poetic.
- It's expensive.
1012
01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:03,014
Four-colour printing,...
cut-out gatefold.
1013
01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:04,723
Well, it's fucking beautiful.
1014
01:00:04,808 --> 01:00:07,216
I never count the cost of beauty.
You should know that.
1015
01:00:07,311 --> 01:00:10,263
# To say what I need to say
1016
01:00:10,353 --> 01:00:13,687
- Talk to you about these sleeves?
- Yeah, sure.
1017
01:00:13,774 --> 01:00:16,525
Have you costed it?
Cos I have.
1018
01:00:16,610 --> 01:00:20,690
We lose five pence on every single
one of these records that we sell.
1019
01:00:20,781 --> 01:00:23,531
We're gonna sell fuck-all so...
it doesn't matter.
1020
01:00:23,616 --> 01:00:26,452
# And I thought I told
you to leave me
1021
01:00:27,162 --> 01:00:30,246
# While I walked
out to the beach
1022
01:00:30,791 --> 01:00:34,408
# Tell me, how does it feel
1023
01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:35,877
# When your heart grows... #
1024
01:00:35,961 --> 01:00:39,413
Blue Monday became the biggest-selling
12-inch single ever,...
1025
01:00:39,507 --> 01:00:42,211
...which made loads of money
for New Order.
1026
01:00:42,968 --> 01:00:45,754
Not that they saw any of it.
1027
01:00:45,844 --> 01:00:47,303
Because every penny
they earned...
1028
01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:50,341
...was swallowed up by the
debts of the Hacienda.
1029
01:01:01,984 --> 01:01:03,527
Thank you.
1030
01:01:03,611 --> 01:01:05,023
Bravo.
1031
01:01:09,034 --> 01:01:10,693
Vini...
1032
01:01:10,785 --> 01:01:12,824
What do you want?
1033
01:01:13,413 --> 01:01:16,532
Erm,... I'll... I'll have a Coke,
please. Thank you.
1034
01:01:16,624 --> 01:01:19,080
Coke, and a...
gin and tonic.
1035
01:01:20,461 --> 01:01:24,160
- How was that?
- It was great. It was wonderful.
1036
01:01:24,255 --> 01:01:26,413
It's great, it's just...
1037
01:01:26,507 --> 01:01:28,546
I love it, I love it.
1038
01:01:29,343 --> 01:01:31,170
- Tuesday night.
- Yeah.
1039
01:01:32,346 --> 01:01:35,216
We need to have a rethink
of our strategy.
1040
01:01:35,306 --> 01:01:37,548
You know, what... whatever...
Whatever we achieve,...
1041
01:01:37,642 --> 01:01:40,678
...the important thing to remember
is that you...
1042
01:01:40,770 --> 01:01:43,938
...you know, you make...
wonderful music.
1043
01:01:44,024 --> 01:01:45,767
Great.
1044
01:01:50,697 --> 01:01:54,280
Spare 20 pence, mate, please?
Cup of tea.
1045
01:01:55,452 --> 01:01:56,827
There you go.
Keep that.
1046
01:01:56,911 --> 01:01:57,858
Ta, mate.
1047
01:01:57,952 --> 01:02:00,360
I'm Boethius, author of
The Consolation of Philosophy.
1048
01:02:01,414 --> 01:02:04,783
It's my belief that
history is a wheel.
1049
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:08,033
"Inconstancy is my very essence"
says the wheel.
1050
01:02:08,129 --> 01:02:10,251
"Rise up on my spokes if you like...
1051
01:02:10,338 --> 01:02:14,170
...but don't complain when you're
cast back down into the depths. "
1052
01:02:14,259 --> 01:02:17,710
"Good times pass away
but then so do the bad. "
1053
01:02:17,804 --> 01:02:22,383
"Mutability is our tragedy
but it's also our hope. "
1054
01:02:22,601 --> 01:02:27,179
"The worst of times, like the best,
are always passin' away. "
1055
01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:30,893
I know.
1056
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:33,437
I know.
1057
01:02:34,152 --> 01:02:36,643
And finally, there were
sightings last night...
1058
01:02:36,738 --> 01:02:38,777
of an unidentified flying object...
1059
01:02:38,865 --> 01:02:41,403
...over the Little Hulton district
of Manchester.
1060
01:02:41,493 --> 01:02:44,862
Apparently the aliens flew low over
the district and then disappeared,...
1061
01:02:44,954 --> 01:02:46,993
...which is...
kind of understandable.
1062
01:02:47,081 --> 01:02:50,781
If you're listening, spacemen,
next time you might wanna try Marple.
1063
01:02:50,876 --> 01:02:53,414
Just don't land on my house.
Good night.
1064
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:09,058
Fuckin' hell!
1065
01:03:11,395 --> 01:03:12,805
# Hallelujah
1066
01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:15,513
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1067
01:03:15,607 --> 01:03:17,648
# Hallelujah
1068
01:03:17,949 --> 01:03:19,851
# Hallelujah
1069
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,146
# Hallelujah
1070
01:03:22,238 --> 01:03:24,645
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah #
1071
01:03:29,245 --> 01:03:32,530
Every great band needs
its own special chemistry...
1072
01:03:32,623 --> 01:03:34,746
...and Bez was a great chemist.
1073
01:03:34,834 --> 01:03:38,783
Could I offer anybody, like, the best
drug experience they've ever had?
1074
01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:42,376
His favourite chemical
was ecstasy.
1075
01:03:42,466 --> 01:03:45,502
# 24 hour party people
1076
01:03:46,635 --> 01:03:50,004
# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout
1077
01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,422
# With the 24 hour
party people
1078
01:03:53,559 --> 01:03:56,346
# Plastic face, can't smile
The whiteout
1079
01:03:56,437 --> 01:03:57,550
# You cannot beat 'em #
1080
01:03:57,645 --> 01:03:59,554
Whoa!
Stop! Stop!
1081
01:03:59,647 --> 01:04:01,770
Shut the fuck...
1082
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:06,150
I first saw them at the Battle
of the Bands at the Hacienda.
1083
01:04:06,237 --> 01:04:09,321
They came last but I
signed them anyway.
1084
01:04:09,406 --> 01:04:12,242
- All right, lads.
- I'm gettin' in the front.
1085
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,441
No, you're not.
1086
01:04:13,536 --> 01:04:15,612
Here y'are, get the...
get the gear in the back first.
1087
01:04:15,705 --> 01:04:19,370
It's dance music and it's rock music.
It's got that kind of, er...
1088
01:04:19,459 --> 01:04:22,661
It's got that indie sound,
that indie guitar sound,...
1089
01:04:22,753 --> 01:04:25,503
...and it's got the kind of
"whacka-whacka" wah-wah thing.
1090
01:04:25,588 --> 01:04:27,664
- Yeah.
- It's soulful and it's rocky.
1091
01:04:27,757 --> 01:04:31,422
It's got the rawness of rock
and it's got this soulful feel to it.
1092
01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:34,795
Give him an example of your lyrics.
Listen to this. Go on. Just anything.
1093
01:04:34,888 --> 01:04:36,382
Good, good, good.
1094
01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:37,967
Good, good, double good.
1095
01:04:38,725 --> 01:04:40,801
That is fucking horrible.
1096
01:04:40,894 --> 01:04:43,017
Shaun's lyrics on a good day...
1097
01:04:43,104 --> 01:04:47,849
...are on... par with...
WB Yeats on... on an average day.
1098
01:04:48,901 --> 01:04:51,856
I've got some sweet and sour
over there you can have.
1099
01:04:51,946 --> 01:04:53,489
Shall we do a song, then?
1100
01:04:53,573 --> 01:04:56,278
- Let's do it, man. Come on, Horse.
- What, now?
1101
01:04:56,367 --> 01:04:59,118
We've gotta go.
Come on, Bez. Comin' in?
1102
01:04:59,203 --> 01:05:02,368
- No, stay here. What's the point?
- He adds to the fuckin' vibe.
1103
01:05:02,455 --> 01:05:04,033
He's not in the fucking band.
1104
01:05:04,123 --> 01:05:05,701
# You don't want that face
1105
01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:08,543
# Because the bones stick out
1106
01:05:08,628 --> 01:05:10,916
It's... I think it's top.
1107
01:05:11,004 --> 01:05:13,460
Someone's out of tune.
1108
01:05:13,632 --> 01:05:16,752
# My freaky dancing's
just coolin' us in #
1109
01:05:18,762 --> 01:05:22,046
- Can you stop?
- What you fuckin' stoppin' for?!
1110
01:05:22,139 --> 01:05:25,306
- Somebody's outta tune.
- Who's outta tune?
1111
01:05:25,393 --> 01:05:27,931
- Fuckin' not me.
- Barney's outta tune.
1112
01:05:28,021 --> 01:05:30,393
- Mark, can you give me an E?
- Yeah, yeah, Bez is your man, mate.
1113
01:05:30,482 --> 01:05:32,938
He'll sort you out!
1114
01:05:33,692 --> 01:05:35,684
He wants an E.
1115
01:05:35,777 --> 01:05:39,525
- Yeah, that'll tune you in, Barney.
- That'll take you right in, mate.
1116
01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:42,650
The stage, Bez!
1117
01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:43,738
Come on, Bez!
1118
01:05:44,994 --> 01:05:46,404
What you fuckin' doin'?
1119
01:05:46,495 --> 01:05:48,452
That is dance music.
To me, that is dance music.
1120
01:05:48,539 --> 01:05:50,282
Well, no-one's dancing.
1121
01:05:50,374 --> 01:05:52,746
- Bez, come on, man.
- Twat.
1122
01:05:53,919 --> 01:05:55,294
What the fuck you doin', man?
1123
01:05:55,379 --> 01:05:57,537
Shut up, fucking Horse.
Play your banjo, man.
1124
01:05:57,630 --> 01:06:00,465
This is Bez.
1125
01:06:04,053 --> 01:06:07,672
# When he came
out of the lock-up
1126
01:06:07,766 --> 01:06:10,173
# Said "I'm looking for
something better"
1127
01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:14,515
# And he made his
shock announcement
1128
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:18,649
4,000 years ago, the Egyptians
built the very first canal.
1129
01:06:18,734 --> 01:06:21,650
#... backed down, backed off
1130
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,234
The first canal in Britain
was built by the Romans:
1131
01:06:27,324 --> 01:06:28,819
...the Fosse Dyke in Lincoln.
1132
01:06:28,909 --> 01:06:32,444
# He said "I'm wealthy enough
not to do this no more"
1133
01:06:32,538 --> 01:06:34,411
# And he made it all known
1134
01:06:34,497 --> 01:06:37,617
This is the Rochdale Canal,
built in 1804,...
1135
01:06:37,709 --> 01:06:40,282
...when Manchester was the greatest
industrial city in the world.
1136
01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:42,538
#... palm out
1137
01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:48,300
# And she said
"Don't know if I should"
1138
01:06:48,385 --> 01:06:54,139
And their neglect mirrors the decline
of post-war industrial Britain.
1139
01:06:54,224 --> 01:06:56,894
#... at first it was a yes
1140
01:06:56,977 --> 01:07:00,559
# And then a no, then yes #
1141
01:07:06,569 --> 01:07:09,107
Suddenly, everything
came together.
1142
01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:10,571
...the music, the dancing,...
1143
01:07:10,655 --> 01:07:13,146
...the drugs, the venue, the city.
1144
01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:18,745
I was proved right. Manchester
was like Renaissance Florence.
1145
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:21,618
Mike Pickering was right.
you don't need bands in a club.
1146
01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:24,080
Shaun Ryder was right.
New Order were right.
1147
01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:26,576
We all came together.
1148
01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,710
Everyone came to the Hacienda.
1149
01:07:28,798 --> 01:07:29,912
It was our cathedral.
1150
01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:33,459
# He wears a sleeping
bag as his vest
1151
01:07:33,552 --> 01:07:36,718
# And he's getting too bothered
1152
01:07:38,014 --> 01:07:41,597
# About the spots on his chest
1153
01:07:41,684 --> 01:07:43,761
# Chest, chest... #
1154
01:07:43,853 --> 01:07:47,221
Manchester.
birthplace to the railways,...
1155
01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:48,595
...computer,...
1156
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,730
...the bouncing bomb.
1157
01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:56,067
And tonight something equally
as epoch-making is taking place.
1158
01:07:56,156 --> 01:07:59,157
See?
1159
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,913
They're applauding... the DJ.
1160
01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:09,533
Not the music, not the musician,
not the creator,...
1161
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,666
...but... the medium.
1162
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,207
This is it.
1163
01:08:14,297 --> 01:08:16,788
The birth of rave culture.
1164
01:08:16,883 --> 01:08:18,923
The beatification of the beat.
1165
01:08:19,010 --> 01:08:20,421
The dance age.
1166
01:08:20,512 --> 01:08:24,010
This is the moment when even
the white man starts dancing.
1167
01:08:24,098 --> 01:08:26,137
Welcome to Madchester.
1168
01:08:45,493 --> 01:08:48,908
I have with me a very special
new friend of mine,...
1169
01:08:48,996 --> 01:08:50,538
...Mr Peter Duff,...
1170
01:08:50,622 --> 01:08:52,662
...who worked on the canals
not just in this century...
1171
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:55,241
...but, can you believe it,
in the last one.
1172
01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:57,328
- Peter...
- Mm-hm?
1173
01:08:57,421 --> 01:08:59,543
The canals.
How many years ago is that...
1174
01:08:59,630 --> 01:09:03,877
What... What year was it that you
started working on the canals?
1175
01:09:03,968 --> 01:09:05,712
1900.
1176
01:09:05,803 --> 01:09:07,547
- 1900, right.
- Yeah.
1177
01:09:07,638 --> 01:09:10,591
On the cusp... the cusp of a new...
a new age.
1178
01:09:10,682 --> 01:09:11,631
Mm-hm.
1179
01:09:11,725 --> 01:09:14,975
What do you remember about, er,
the canals in those days?
1180
01:09:15,062 --> 01:09:17,303
Very little.
1181
01:09:17,397 --> 01:09:19,271
- Very little?
- Yeah.
1182
01:09:19,358 --> 01:09:20,733
Peaceful.
1183
01:09:20,817 --> 01:09:22,275
- Peaceful?
- Yes.
1184
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,396
I don't think... I don't think we're
gonna be able to use much of that.
1185
01:09:25,488 --> 01:09:26,650
D'you want... I mean...
1186
01:09:26,739 --> 01:09:30,155
The chap's... barely standing.
D'you...
1187
01:09:33,746 --> 01:09:36,070
# But Lowry didn't
care much anyway
1188
01:09:36,164 --> 01:09:38,204
- All right, Tony?
- OK?
1189
01:09:39,626 --> 01:09:42,792
# They said he just paints
cats and dogs
1190
01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:46,212
# And matchstalk men
in boots and clogs
1191
01:09:46,298 --> 01:09:49,962
# And Lowry said that's
just the way they'll stay
1192
01:09:51,428 --> 01:09:53,551
# And he painted
matchstalk men...
1193
01:09:53,639 --> 01:09:55,548
- You all right, Tony? How's it going?
- Great. Wonderful.
1194
01:09:55,641 --> 01:09:56,803
Thought we'd get the kids in...
1195
01:09:56,892 --> 01:09:58,219
This is in the Mondays' video?
1196
01:09:58,309 --> 01:10:01,096
- Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be it.
- But that's Brian and Michael.
1197
01:10:01,187 --> 01:10:02,978
Yeah, I know, but they've not actually
finished the single yet.
1198
01:10:03,064 --> 01:10:05,187
The single was supposed to
be done two weeks ago.
1199
01:10:05,274 --> 01:10:08,192
Yeah, but you know what he's like,
he's always a bit slow, the producer.
1200
01:10:08,277 --> 01:10:09,902
Why, who... who's producing this?
1201
01:10:09,987 --> 01:10:11,529
Martin Hannett.
1202
01:10:11,613 --> 01:10:13,855
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1203
01:10:13,949 --> 01:10:16,025
Did you not know?
1204
01:10:16,118 --> 01:10:18,406
No, I didn't know.
1205
01:10:18,495 --> 01:10:20,701
Well, anyway, must crack on,
get these rehearsals done.
1206
01:10:20,789 --> 01:10:22,697
These are great,
the kids are great.
1207
01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:24,368
- Hello.
- # So come on down
1208
01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:27,209
# And wear the old flat cap
1209
01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:32,712
# They said
"Tell us all about your ways"
1210
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,796
# "And all about... " #
1211
01:10:33,884 --> 01:10:37,050
The last time I'd seen Martin
was five years earlier.
1212
01:10:37,137 --> 01:10:39,841
The Hacienda was costing New Order
10,000 pounds a month.
1213
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,758
None of us had a clue what to do.
1214
01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:43,676
You know broccoli?
1215
01:10:43,768 --> 01:10:45,844
Broccoli, the vegetable?
1216
01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,596
Yeah.
1217
01:10:47,688 --> 01:10:49,727
That was, er...
1218
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,856
That was invented by Cubby Broccoli,
producer of the James Bond films.
1219
01:10:57,948 --> 01:11:00,521
Little-known fact.
It's true.
1220
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,534
It's a crossbred vegetable.
1221
01:11:11,626 --> 01:11:13,453
It's half... cauliflower,...
1222
01:11:13,545 --> 01:11:15,039
- ... half...
- What?
1223
01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:16,957
Half, er,... something... a green...
1224
01:11:17,049 --> 01:11:19,255
Half... gr... a... a green thing.
1225
01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:23,090
Half a green thing that I don't know,
half a cauliflower.
1226
01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,752
And the Broccoli...
Cubby Broccoli's family...
1227
01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:29,893
Was inventing... vegetables before
they started making movies?
1228
01:11:29,977 --> 01:11:32,053
That's... That was...
That bankrolled the Bond films.
1229
01:11:32,146 --> 01:11:34,553
- I don't believe you, Tony.
- It's a... That is a fact.
1230
01:11:34,647 --> 01:11:35,846
I don't believe you.
1231
01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:38,348
It's a fact. Look it up, er,...
Encyclopaedia Britannica.
1232
01:11:38,443 --> 01:11:41,609
- Where am I gonna look that up?
- It's absolute fact, that.
1233
01:11:43,156 --> 01:11:44,983
Jesus!
1234
01:11:47,951 --> 01:11:49,659
Thanks, Martin.
1235
01:11:52,373 --> 01:11:53,783
I'm still waiting.
1236
01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:55,914
- So are we.
- Hi, guys.
1237
01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:58,242
- All right, Tone?
- Where is the mad professor?
1238
01:11:58,336 --> 01:12:01,041
- Try a bit?
- Fuckin' crying in there.
1239
01:12:01,923 --> 01:12:04,248
- Fucking hell.
- We can't get fuck-all done.
1240
01:12:04,342 --> 01:12:07,462
- I'm still waiting...
- He's fucking enormous.
1241
01:12:07,553 --> 01:12:10,175
...and it's very fucking boring.
1242
01:12:10,263 --> 01:12:11,971
- He's a mess. He's a fuck...
- He's been like this all day.
1243
01:12:12,057 --> 01:12:14,844
I'm gonna stick Bez's maracas
up me fucking jacksie.
1244
01:12:14,934 --> 01:12:17,389
He's back in his closet.
1245
01:12:19,063 --> 01:12:21,733
Hello, Hannett, you wanker.
1246
01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:26,270
- Awesome...
- Hello, Wilson, wanker!
1247
01:12:27,446 --> 01:12:32,025
I'm trying to get these shower of
cunts that masquerade as a band...
1248
01:12:32,118 --> 01:12:34,358
...to play some fuckin' music,...
1249
01:12:34,452 --> 01:12:37,323
...which seems to be the greatest,
most difficult thing...
1250
01:12:37,414 --> 01:12:39,620
...I've ever had to do
in my fucking life.
1251
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,285
Take it down,
Mart, sorry, come on.
1252
01:12:41,376 --> 01:12:44,875
He's calmed down a lot since
I last worked with him!
1253
01:12:45,714 --> 01:12:47,123
- Martin...
- Fuck off!
1254
01:12:47,214 --> 01:12:49,503
Kickin' off, man.
Fuck off...
1255
01:12:49,591 --> 01:12:51,963
You can't threaten
me any more, Martin.
1256
01:12:52,051 --> 01:12:54,210
You're a big man but
you're out of shape.
1257
01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,676
Although you could sit on me.
1258
01:12:56,764 --> 01:12:59,220
I've got something for you.
1259
01:13:05,023 --> 01:13:07,145
# And you were wet
1260
01:13:07,233 --> 01:13:09,605
# But you're getting dryer
1261
01:13:09,694 --> 01:13:13,026
# You used to speak the truth
but now you're liar
1262
01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:18,733
# You used to speak the truth
but now you're clever
1263
01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:22,284
# Ah-ah-ah
1264
01:13:22,372 --> 01:13:23,285
# Ah-ah
1265
01:13:24,707 --> 01:13:27,079
# Ah-ah-ah
1266
01:13:27,168 --> 01:13:29,206
# Ah-ah
1267
01:13:29,294 --> 01:13:31,666
# Ah-ah-ah
1268
01:13:31,755 --> 01:13:33,083
# Ah-ah
1269
01:13:33,173 --> 01:13:35,378
# And I wrote for luck
1270
01:13:35,466 --> 01:13:37,506
# And they sent me you
1271
01:13:37,594 --> 01:13:39,752
# And I sent for juice
1272
01:13:39,846 --> 01:13:42,882
# You give me poison
1273
01:13:42,974 --> 01:13:44,967
# I ordered a line
1274
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:47,098
# You formed a queue
1275
01:13:47,895 --> 01:13:51,180
# You try anything hard
There's nothing else you can do
1276
01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:52,686
# And you were wet
1277
01:13:52,775 --> 01:13:56,309
Turn that porn off.
We've got a lady on the bus.
1278
01:13:56,403 --> 01:13:57,779
No, leave it on.
1279
01:13:57,863 --> 01:13:59,985
I think I'm in this one.
1280
01:14:00,073 --> 01:14:01,733
Go on, Roe!
1281
01:14:01,824 --> 01:14:06,366
# You used to speak the truth
but now you're clever
1282
01:14:06,453 --> 01:14:08,410
# And when it's hot
1283
01:14:08,497 --> 01:14:10,572
# You start to melt
1284
01:14:11,707 --> 01:14:15,124
# Cos you're not made of cheese
You're made of chocolate
1285
01:14:15,212 --> 01:14:18,663
Hey!
Pull those curtains to!
1286
01:14:18,757 --> 01:14:21,046
# You tend to crack
1287
01:14:21,134 --> 01:14:24,502
# You keep on piling out
not putting back #
1288
01:14:24,595 --> 01:14:27,762
What's up with you? What are you
lookin' at me like that for?
1289
01:14:27,848 --> 01:14:30,055
- I'm not lookin' at you.
- Yes, you are, you're lookin' at me.
1290
01:14:30,142 --> 01:14:32,135
I was lookin' at Bez.
1291
01:14:32,228 --> 01:14:34,800
You are lookin' at me.
What's up with you, are you jealous?
1292
01:14:34,896 --> 01:14:36,141
Jealous of what?
I'm not jealous.
1293
01:14:36,231 --> 01:14:38,473
If I wanted you,
I could have you right now.
1294
01:14:38,566 --> 01:14:40,392
I'm not jealous of nothin'.
1295
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,903
Tony!
Sir Anthony, sir!
1296
01:14:45,990 --> 01:14:47,981
Can I interest you
in some charleston, sir?
1297
01:14:48,074 --> 01:14:51,610
No, I think cocaine's a suit's drug,
it's a destroyer of talent.
1298
01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:52,699
No, thank you.
1299
01:14:52,788 --> 01:14:54,745
We haven't got any fuckin' talent.
Roe, chop one out.
1300
01:14:54,832 --> 01:14:57,157
- That's why it's fine for you.
- Come on, Tony!
1301
01:14:57,835 --> 01:15:00,621
- You're a very giving person, sir.
- Come on, Tone.
1302
01:15:00,712 --> 01:15:01,791
One of us!
1303
01:15:14,641 --> 01:15:18,305
Never judge a book by its cover.
You've got a nice cover, by the way.
1304
01:15:18,394 --> 01:15:20,054
First edition, very collectable.
1305
01:15:20,146 --> 01:15:21,308
- Thank you.
- Hi, Tony!
1306
01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:23,389
- Hello, love. All right?
- Yeah.
1307
01:15:23,481 --> 01:15:26,648
This is Yvette. She's actually
Miss United Kingdom,...
1308
01:15:26,735 --> 01:15:28,775
...but that's not what
attracted me to her.
1309
01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:33,608
...where they do Stars In Their Eyes,
erm, interiors of Coronation Street.
1310
01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:35,692
- Hello, love. You all right?
- Hi, Tony.
1311
01:15:35,785 --> 01:15:37,944
- Nice to see you.
- And you, as ever.
1312
01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:40,326
- And what do you do?
- How do you mean?
1313
01:15:40,415 --> 01:15:43,120
Well... You know, your job,... here.
1314
01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:45,368
Well, I'm... I'm Tony Wilson.
1315
01:15:46,504 --> 01:15:49,338
- It's a bit chilly.
- Pop this... Have this.
1316
01:15:49,423 --> 01:15:51,380
- Put that on.
- Oh, thank you.
1317
01:15:51,467 --> 01:15:53,375
You can keep it.
It's cashmere.
1318
01:15:53,468 --> 01:15:56,469
- Are you sure?
- Course. Least I can do for Miss UK.
1319
01:15:56,554 --> 01:15:58,961
I haven't got a tiara so you'll have
to make do with that, sweetheart.
1320
01:15:59,056 --> 01:16:01,760
So, I mean, Granada really
is just sort of my hobby.
1321
01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:04,222
Erm, my proper job...
Have you heard of the Happy Mondays?
1322
01:16:04,311 --> 01:16:06,138
- Yeah, I love 'em.
- I look after them. Factory Records.
1323
01:16:06,230 --> 01:16:08,900
- Really?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's my... my label.
1324
01:16:08,983 --> 01:16:11,105
- Er,... New Order? Heard of them?
- Yeah.
1325
01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,435
Sometimes see them at the Hacienda.
Do you know the Hacienda?
1326
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:15,023
It's fantastic, yeah.
1327
01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:16,394
- I own that nightclub.
- Really?!
1328
01:16:16,490 --> 01:16:19,159
Part-owner. If you ever want
reduced admission, come and see me.
1329
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,484
Better still, you get in free
if you escort me.
1330
01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:23,202
- OK.
- I'm flirting, by the way.
1331
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,698
You are, yes.
1332
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,532
It's that obvious?
1333
01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:29,743
Don't judge. Piety is
a very unattractive quality.
1334
01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,792
Flirting is a very
natural process,...
1335
01:16:31,878 --> 01:16:33,918
...she's aware of it,
I'm being postmodern,...
1336
01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:36,246
...before it was fashionable.
1337
01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:43,210
- 'Ey up, Tony.
- Hi.
1338
01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:45,760
Hi.
1339
01:17:09,037 --> 01:17:12,701
Being at the Hacienda was like
being at the French Revolution.
1340
01:17:12,790 --> 01:17:15,874
Bliss it was that dawn
to be alive.
1341
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,415
But to be young
was very heaven.
1342
01:17:22,384 --> 01:17:25,337
OK, so I was nearly 40,
which isn't really young,...
1343
01:17:25,428 --> 01:17:27,467
...but these days it
isn't that old either...
1344
01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:30,425
...and Yvette said the age
difference didn't bother her.
1345
01:17:31,767 --> 01:17:35,100
# Gotta have house music
1346
01:17:35,186 --> 01:17:37,226
# All night long #
1347
01:17:40,567 --> 01:17:43,602
Oh, story of my life.
1348
01:17:43,694 --> 01:17:46,232
And, by the way,
we're still together.
1349
01:17:46,322 --> 01:17:49,690
So, whatever you're thinking,
you're wrong.
1350
01:17:51,075 --> 01:17:54,409
D'you know,
I think that Shaun Ryder is...
1351
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:58,363
...on par with WB Yeats...
as a... as a poet.
1352
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,698
- Really?
- Ab... Absolutely. Totally.
1353
01:18:01,794 --> 01:18:03,372
Everyone else thinks
he's an idiot.
1354
01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:06,914
Shaun!
Where the fuck are ya?
1355
01:18:07,008 --> 01:18:09,297
We can't do anythin'
without the fuckin' singer!
1356
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:13,168
Listen, one of you fuckers is gonna
have to do it. Get busy, man.
1357
01:18:13,263 --> 01:18:15,552
- I'll sing.
- Horse, man, step in, mate.
1358
01:18:15,641 --> 01:18:18,012
- Come on, you're gonna have to do it.
- All right, I'll do it.
1359
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,140
# Won't be no misfit
1360
01:18:20,227 --> 01:18:23,014
# In my household today
1361
01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:27,482
# Pick him all up and
send him on his way
1362
01:18:28,276 --> 01:18:30,316
# Do what you're doin'
1363
01:18:30,403 --> 01:18:32,729
# Say what you're sayin'
1364
01:18:33,281 --> 01:18:35,605
# Go where you're goin'
1365
01:18:35,699 --> 01:18:36,649
# Think what you think
1366
01:18:36,743 --> 01:18:39,364
# Sounds good to me #
1367
01:18:42,374 --> 01:18:44,413
Factory believes in
artistic freedom.
1368
01:18:45,293 --> 01:18:48,495
And Shaun is an artist
but he's also an addict.
1369
01:18:48,587 --> 01:18:51,623
I knew then that choosing Nathan
as the new manager of the Mondays...
1370
01:18:51,715 --> 01:18:55,110
...was not necessarily
a good idea.
1371
01:18:55,518 --> 01:18:56,916
Nathan's gonna be
our new manager.
1372
01:18:57,011 --> 01:18:59,584
- I'm gonna look after them.
- And he does it very well.
1373
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,634
But I wanted Shaun to be
happy so I indulged him.
1374
01:19:03,767 --> 01:19:05,973
What you doing?
What you doing?
1375
01:19:06,061 --> 01:19:08,896
Oh, God, you're not that out of it,
are you?
1376
01:19:08,981 --> 01:19:11,553
I am not a lump of hash.
1377
01:19:11,649 --> 01:19:15,233
I'm in charge of Factory Records...
I think.
1378
01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:18,562
They're living legends.
Here we go!
1379
01:19:27,373 --> 01:19:29,164
# None of it
1380
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:30,909
# Got a little bit
1381
01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:33,207
# Are you full of shit?
1382
01:19:35,295 --> 01:19:37,751
# Son, I am 30
1383
01:19:38,924 --> 01:19:41,462
# I only went with your
mother cos she's dirty
1384
01:19:43,137 --> 01:19:45,972
# And I don't have a
decent bone in me
1385
01:19:47,098 --> 01:19:50,763
# What you get is just
what you see, yeah
1386
01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:54,186
It's an adventure. it's the Magical
Mystery Tour, the Merry Pranksters.
1387
01:19:54,273 --> 01:19:57,357
It's like Scooby Doo, innit?
Cos they had a bus, didn't they?
1388
01:19:57,443 --> 01:19:59,233
It is a little bit like Scooby Doo.
1389
01:20:01,321 --> 01:20:04,072
Manchester became the
centre of the universe.
1390
01:20:04,157 --> 01:20:06,280
...the best drugs,
the best clothes,...
1391
01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:08,608
...the best women,
the best music,...
1392
01:20:08,702 --> 01:20:11,192
...the best bands, the best club.
1393
01:20:12,121 --> 01:20:15,288
Suddenly everyone wanted
to be from Manchester...
1394
01:20:15,374 --> 01:20:18,494
...and if you were a Manc,
everyone wanted a part of you.
1395
01:20:18,586 --> 01:20:21,373
Tone? Tone? Come in the back
for a wabosh, mate? Come on.
1396
01:20:21,464 --> 01:20:23,372
It's all right, I've eaten, thanks.
1397
01:20:24,257 --> 01:20:26,464
- You're looking very beautiful.
- He owns the Hacienda.
1398
01:20:26,551 --> 01:20:28,460
- I'm the big guy.
- He's the big boss.
1399
01:20:28,553 --> 01:20:31,638
- Oh, yeah?
- Well, metaphorically speaking.
1400
01:20:32,141 --> 01:20:34,810
It was like being on a
fantastic fairground ride,...
1401
01:20:34,894 --> 01:20:37,977
...centrifugal forces throwing
us wider and wider,...
1402
01:20:38,063 --> 01:20:41,479
...and it's all right because there's
a brilliant machine at the centre...
1403
01:20:41,566 --> 01:20:43,060
...to bring us back to earth.
1404
01:20:43,151 --> 01:20:46,270
That was Manchester.
That was the Hacienda.
1405
01:20:46,487 --> 01:20:48,609
Now, imagine the machine breaks.
1406
01:20:48,696 --> 01:20:51,152
For a while it's even better
because you're really flying...
1407
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,316
...but then... you're fucked...
1408
01:20:53,409 --> 01:20:55,735
...because nobody beats gravity.
1409
01:20:56,245 --> 01:20:59,116
# You take ten feet back
and then stab it
1410
01:20:59,206 --> 01:21:00,534
I'm back!
1411
01:21:00,624 --> 01:21:04,622
What you doin' here? I thought you
were in... glamorous fuckin' London.
1412
01:21:04,711 --> 01:21:06,953
# So sack all the needy
1413
01:21:07,048 --> 01:21:09,337
I went to interview
Sir Keith Joseph.
1414
01:21:09,467 --> 01:21:12,171
It's very important.
He likes to be called Sir Keith.
1415
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:13,719
His knighthood's important to him.
1416
01:21:14,805 --> 01:21:17,889
They call him the Mad Monk. That's
important at the end of the story.
1417
01:21:17,975 --> 01:21:19,255
# I had to crucify
somebody today
1418
01:21:19,351 --> 01:21:22,019
I was supposed to
get the train, right?
1419
01:21:22,103 --> 01:21:23,596
But I didn't, I drove.
OK?
1420
01:21:23,687 --> 01:21:25,810
So I'm driving along,
driving really well,...
1421
01:21:25,897 --> 01:21:30,310
...er, and I end up on
this fucking Pennine.
1422
01:21:30,777 --> 01:21:33,446
There you go: a mobile phone.
Do you know how to work one?
1423
01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:35,356
Yeah. I've used 'em before.
1424
01:21:35,447 --> 01:21:38,152
And I... I make a phone call
on this mobile-phone thing.
1425
01:21:39,493 --> 01:21:42,743
It's like listening to
a fucking headache.
1426
01:21:47,668 --> 01:21:50,503
And then... I was walking
along a railway line...
1427
01:21:50,587 --> 01:21:52,995
...and a train goes roaring past.
1428
01:21:56,092 --> 01:21:57,966
And I climbed... onto the train.
1429
01:21:58,052 --> 01:22:00,886
Whoa, whoa! You can't come
in here, son. No, no, whoa.
1430
01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:05,347
Er... I... Er...
Sorry, do you know who I am?
1431
01:22:05,434 --> 01:22:08,269
Ernie, we've got one here
don't know who he is!
1432
01:22:08,353 --> 01:22:10,097
Only kiddin' you.
Go on, Tony. Sorry. Go on.
1433
01:22:10,188 --> 01:22:12,643
# Yippee yippee
iy-iy ay-ay-ay #
1434
01:22:14,442 --> 01:22:17,811
Anyway, it was meant to be.
Comes the hour, comes the man.
1435
01:22:17,903 --> 01:22:21,023
God, fate, events conspired...
1436
01:22:21,115 --> 01:22:24,614
...to transport me to London cos I was
gonna bring down the Government.
1437
01:22:24,702 --> 01:22:28,237
OK, I was late, but it didn't matter
cos I had dynamite in my pockets.
1438
01:22:28,331 --> 01:22:29,706
I knew what I was gonna do.
1439
01:22:29,790 --> 01:22:32,327
I was gonna be nice as pie to him,
call him Sir Keith,...
1440
01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:34,825
...ask him about the latest
Government policy initiative...
1441
01:22:34,919 --> 01:22:36,329
...and he was gonna fall apart.
1442
01:22:39,089 --> 01:22:43,087
Hi. Sir Keith Joseph,
my humble apologies.
1443
01:22:43,177 --> 01:22:46,094
I'm Anthony, by the way.
1444
01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,848
Anth-ony.
1445
01:22:48,931 --> 01:22:52,051
Er, medieval rather
than classical.
1446
01:22:52,143 --> 01:22:56,307
Yes, Anthony of Pa... Padua.
That's who I'm named after.
1447
01:22:56,397 --> 01:22:57,939
- Saint... Saint Anthony.
- Mm-hm.
1448
01:22:58,024 --> 01:23:00,182
Er, Saint Anthony.
Yes, er...
1449
01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:02,565
He was a monk,
funnily enough.
1450
01:23:02,654 --> 01:23:04,480
Funny?
1451
01:23:04,572 --> 01:23:06,814
In what way, funny?
1452
01:23:06,908 --> 01:23:08,401
Well, you know,...
1453
01:23:08,492 --> 01:23:10,235
..."Brother Keith. "
1454
01:23:10,327 --> 01:23:11,406
You must know.
1455
01:23:12,078 --> 01:23:15,612
Brother?
1456
01:23:16,207 --> 01:23:19,042
I'm not a trade unionist,
Mr Wilson.
1457
01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:21,878
No, no... No, but, you know,
the whole monk thing...
1458
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,331
The Mad Monk. That's...
That's what they call you, isn't it?
1459
01:23:27,425 --> 01:23:29,548
Well, you are a mad bastard.
1460
01:23:29,636 --> 01:23:31,925
Did I say that out loud?
1461
01:23:32,013 --> 01:23:33,922
You know your trouble,... Tony?
1462
01:23:34,808 --> 01:23:36,846
You don't know what you are.
1463
01:23:38,144 --> 01:23:42,723
I fucking know what you are
but you don't know what you are.
1464
01:23:42,816 --> 01:23:45,484
My curiosity's got
the better of me, Rob,...
1465
01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,606
...tell me, what am I?
1466
01:23:48,611 --> 01:23:50,189
You're a cunt.
1467
01:23:51,948 --> 01:23:55,151
Well, I... I knew that, you see.
That was something I did know.
1468
01:23:56,744 --> 01:23:58,488
Timing is everything.
1469
01:23:58,579 --> 01:24:01,283
When we built the Hacienda,
it was too soon.
1470
01:24:01,373 --> 01:24:04,125
When we built the Factory office,
it was too late.
1471
01:24:04,209 --> 01:24:07,993
It did, however, have a zinc roof,
which was very, very cool.
1472
01:24:08,088 --> 01:24:11,089
Even though you could only see
it if you were in a helicopter.
1473
01:24:11,757 --> 01:24:16,219
At last, Factory has...
a proper office.
1474
01:24:20,934 --> 01:24:22,475
It's MDF.
1475
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,302
It's made of MDF.
1476
01:24:24,394 --> 01:24:26,850
What are all these about?
1477
01:24:26,938 --> 01:24:28,432
How much was it?
1478
01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:30,812
- It's not the materials, Hooky,...
- That's brilliant.
1479
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,940
...you're paying for design.
1480
01:24:33,028 --> 01:24:36,193
Er, I didn't ask about the material,
I asked how much it was.
1481
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,237
It was 30 grand... but, er...
1482
01:24:38,324 --> 01:24:40,565
- Did you pick the shape?
- It was what?
1483
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:42,782
No, the shape...
the shape is something that...
1484
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:45,195
- 30 grand?
- 30 grand?
1485
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:47,116
The point is,...
if you go to any London...
1486
01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:49,199
- For a fucking table?
- ... any London record company...
1487
01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:51,284
For a fucking table?
1488
01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,501
- 30 grand for a fucking table?!
- Rob! Rob!
1489
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,463
Are you outta your mind,
you dozy...
1490
01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:58,834
Shall we let go of him and
shall we not fuckin' do that?!
1491
01:24:58,926 --> 01:25:01,132
- 30 grand for a fuckin' table!
- All right, sweetheart?
1492
01:25:01,219 --> 01:25:04,423
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, no, no, I'm absolutely fine.
1493
01:25:04,514 --> 01:25:05,795
Rob, sit down.
1494
01:25:05,891 --> 01:25:07,433
- Rob, Rob, Rob...
- No, I'm all right.
1495
01:25:07,517 --> 01:25:09,391
Come on!
Rob!
1496
01:25:09,478 --> 01:25:13,557
30 grand for a fucking table,
you... cunt!
1497
01:25:13,648 --> 01:25:16,851
Will you stop?!
For God's sake!
1498
01:25:19,904 --> 01:25:23,901
There was a problem with the Hacienda.
It never made any money.
1499
01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:27,193
There were huge crowds
and a great atmosphere...
1500
01:25:27,285 --> 01:25:29,610
...but it was all fuelled by ecstasy,
not alcohol.
1501
01:25:30,331 --> 01:25:32,158
And we didn't sell E at the bar.
1502
01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,325
Although we did talk about it.
1503
01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:36,326
We were spending money
on the building,...
1504
01:25:36,418 --> 01:25:39,622
...the staff, the DJs,
the sound system...
1505
01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:42,714
...but most of the money
went to the drug dealers.
1506
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,884
And guess what?
They didn't give the money to us.
1507
01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:49,634
They spent it on clothes, or cars,
or restaurants, or houses,...
1508
01:25:49,722 --> 01:25:51,762
...or girls, or guns.
1509
01:25:52,558 --> 01:25:54,598
Especially guns.
1510
01:26:08,199 --> 01:26:10,238
All right, man?
1511
01:26:14,328 --> 01:26:16,653
Drug dealers are like
any other businessmen.
1512
01:26:16,747 --> 01:26:19,073
They like to increase
their market share.
1513
01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:22,037
Oi, you little fuckin' pricks,
tell your mum I give you this!
1514
01:26:23,878 --> 01:26:26,998
Only suppliers don't tend to
undercut each other on prices,...
1515
01:26:27,090 --> 01:26:29,130
...they just try and get rid
of the competition.
1516
01:26:40,436 --> 01:26:43,306
Soon the violence spread
to the Hacienda.
1517
01:26:43,397 --> 01:26:45,022
All right, big fella.
1518
01:26:45,107 --> 01:26:48,557
- Everybody pays, even gang members.
- Give him a slap.
1519
01:26:48,651 --> 01:26:51,854
He shot him, he shot him!
1520
01:26:52,614 --> 01:26:55,780
Now, this is bad in itself but
it's also bad for business.
1521
01:26:55,867 --> 01:26:58,868
When you know someone's carrying
a gun it's hard to turn them away,...
1522
01:26:58,953 --> 01:27:02,202
...so soon there's shootings
in the club...
1523
01:27:02,289 --> 01:27:04,744
...as well as on the door.
1524
01:27:11,423 --> 01:27:14,506
If you've got a lot of drugs
and guns in your club...
1525
01:27:14,592 --> 01:27:18,720
...you're gonna get shut down,
so you had to try and control it.
1526
01:27:18,888 --> 01:27:22,257
I took advice from Plutarch's
Life Of Caesar,...
1527
01:27:22,350 --> 01:27:25,967
...where it says "Keep your friends
close but your enemies closer. "
1528
01:27:26,061 --> 01:27:29,394
The problem is often the solution
in a different set of clothes.
1529
01:27:29,481 --> 01:27:31,520
- Tony.
- Hiya. Hi.
1530
01:27:33,568 --> 01:27:37,695
In this case we gave the drug dealers
the doorman's uniform...
1531
01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:41,065
...so now we didn't control the door
or the drugs.
1532
01:27:41,158 --> 01:27:44,574
- And you as well, love. Come on.
- Oh, come on... No, come on, mate.
1533
01:27:44,662 --> 01:27:48,361
- It's not your scene. Come on.
- I pay your fuckin' wages, mate.
1534
01:27:48,456 --> 01:27:51,291
- You're on a wind-up, aren't you?
- Just fuckin' do one.
1535
01:27:51,376 --> 01:27:53,084
According to William Blake,...
1536
01:27:53,169 --> 01:27:56,205
..."The road of excess leads
to the Palace of Wisdom. "
1537
01:27:57,090 --> 01:28:00,421
I was on my way there... in a Jag.
1538
01:28:06,723 --> 01:28:07,968
Hello.
1539
01:28:08,058 --> 01:28:10,181
- Hiya.
- Hi.
1540
01:28:10,269 --> 01:28:12,723
- Hello. All right, lad?
- Hiya.
1541
01:28:12,812 --> 01:28:14,472
Kiss.
1542
01:28:15,898 --> 01:28:17,807
There's some very
unspectacular flowers...
1543
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:19,976
...and, er,... grapes.
1544
01:28:20,695 --> 01:28:22,734
- Thanks.
- Er...
1545
01:28:27,033 --> 01:28:29,359
Nice views.
1546
01:28:29,619 --> 01:28:31,363
Yeah.
1547
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,203
Beautiful.
1548
01:28:36,207 --> 01:28:38,164
Trolls!
1549
01:28:38,251 --> 01:28:40,458
I used to have Trolls
when I was little.
1550
01:28:40,546 --> 01:28:43,962
- Do they still call them Trolls?
- Yeah.
1551
01:28:44,049 --> 01:28:46,967
- I've got you... a mobile phone.
- Thanks.
1552
01:28:47,052 --> 01:28:50,171
Mum... Mummy's got a phone
and I've got one too, see,...
1553
01:28:50,263 --> 01:28:51,840
...so it's like a...
1554
01:28:51,931 --> 01:28:54,173
It's like tin cans with string.
1555
01:28:54,267 --> 01:28:56,805
Remem... Remember when
we made tin cans with string?
1556
01:28:56,894 --> 01:28:58,519
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1557
01:28:59,522 --> 01:29:01,561
Talk down the end of it.
1558
01:29:02,274 --> 01:29:05,310
Got to go to Martin Hannett's...
1559
01:29:05,402 --> 01:29:07,727
- ... funeral.
- Who?
1560
01:29:07,821 --> 01:29:09,861
Martin Hannett.
1561
01:29:09,948 --> 01:29:11,987
Had a heart attack.
1562
01:29:13,074 --> 01:29:14,533
OK.
1563
01:29:14,618 --> 01:29:16,825
I should have found time
to tell you earlier,...
1564
01:29:16,912 --> 01:29:20,281
...I did have children with
my second wife, Hilary,...
1565
01:29:20,374 --> 01:29:23,494
...and there was a time when I was with
Lindsay when that was all I wanted...
1566
01:29:23,586 --> 01:29:26,420
...and, no, I've not been
the best father in the world,...
1567
01:29:26,504 --> 01:29:29,174
...yes, I could have been there
more than I have,...
1568
01:29:29,257 --> 01:29:30,917
...and obviously I've got regrets.
1569
01:29:31,009 --> 01:29:33,215
But this is not a film about me.
1570
01:29:33,303 --> 01:29:35,296
I am not Prince Hamlet,
nor was meant to be.
1571
01:29:35,388 --> 01:29:37,713
I'm a minor character
in my own story.
1572
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:40,891
This... is a film about the music.
1573
01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:43,847
And the people who
made the music.
1574
01:29:43,938 --> 01:29:45,764
Ian Curtis,...
1575
01:29:45,856 --> 01:29:46,935
...Shaun Ryder,...
1576
01:29:47,941 --> 01:29:49,813
...and Martin Hannett.
1577
01:29:53,070 --> 01:29:55,478
Take your time, gentlemen,
it's very heavy.
1578
01:29:56,783 --> 01:30:00,696
This coffin's not going to go down
so we're going to leave it on top.
1579
01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:04,451
- Yes, we'd better leave it on top.
- OK? Leave it on top.
1580
01:30:04,539 --> 01:30:07,493
OK. Gentlemen,
leave the straps, please.
1581
01:30:07,584 --> 01:30:09,493
Thank you... very much.
1582
01:30:10,337 --> 01:30:12,459
Death puts things in perspective.
1583
01:30:13,130 --> 01:30:15,372
We're all equal in the grave.
1584
01:30:15,466 --> 01:30:18,087
Except Martin, obviously,
who was a huge character.
1585
01:30:18,177 --> 01:30:21,511
So huge, his coffin wouldn't
fit in his grave.
1586
01:30:21,597 --> 01:30:25,260
I remember thinking
"Martin Hannett, too big for death. "
1587
01:30:25,349 --> 01:30:27,887
...strengthen the hope
of resurrection...
1588
01:30:27,977 --> 01:30:31,477
...in those whose bodies
are subject to decay.
1589
01:30:31,564 --> 01:30:34,234
We'd been running on
empty for months.
1590
01:30:34,317 --> 01:30:37,270
We survived by shuffling cash from
the club to the record company...
1591
01:30:37,361 --> 01:30:38,641
...and back again.
1592
01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,148
Tony.
1593
01:30:40,239 --> 01:30:41,614
- How are you doing?
- Good, good.
1594
01:30:41,699 --> 01:30:44,450
- What can I get you?
- No, I'm right, thanks.
1595
01:30:45,327 --> 01:30:48,162
You know, we do have to...
to restock the bar occasionally.
1596
01:30:48,246 --> 01:30:50,369
- Mm. - You might wanna
pass that to your...
1597
01:30:50,456 --> 01:30:52,864
- Mm.
- ... to the guys.
1598
01:30:52,959 --> 01:30:55,284
Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1599
01:30:55,378 --> 01:30:57,169
We're actually thinking of
having a temperance night.
1600
01:30:57,255 --> 01:30:58,797
That's lovely.
1601
01:30:58,881 --> 01:31:00,956
And I'll see you next week, then.
1602
01:31:01,048 --> 01:31:04,002
We had to make some money,
so we had to release records.
1603
01:31:06,679 --> 01:31:10,630
- New Order want to record an album.
- Thank Christ for that.
1604
01:31:11,768 --> 01:31:13,974
In Ibiza.
1605
01:31:14,061 --> 01:31:16,220
Why...
Why Ibiza?
1606
01:31:16,314 --> 01:31:17,642
Why not Ibiza?
1607
01:31:17,732 --> 01:31:20,768
It's gonna be monsoon season
by the time we get there.
1608
01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,817
Well, it... it's sunny, actually.
1609
01:31:22,903 --> 01:31:27,611
New Order went off to Ibiza and took
two fucking years to make the album.
1610
01:31:27,699 --> 01:31:29,857
The Mondays wanna
make another album.
1611
01:31:29,951 --> 01:31:32,407
That's fantastic news.
1612
01:31:32,495 --> 01:31:33,990
And the great thing is,
we can do it in Manchester.
1613
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:36,452
- Enjoy. - You know Shaun's
had some trouble...
1614
01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,615
- ... with, er,...
- Yeah.
1615
01:31:38,708 --> 01:31:41,828
- ... like, heroin recently.
- Yeah.
1616
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:45,419
I've tried to get him off smack onto
methadone but now he's doing both.
1617
01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:47,334
Both barrels.
1618
01:31:47,426 --> 01:31:51,719
So I've been readin' about this place
where there isn't any. It's an island.
1619
01:31:51,804 --> 01:31:54,556
Wouldn't be the
Isle of Man, would it?
1620
01:31:54,641 --> 01:31:57,132
No, Tony.
Barbados.
1621
01:32:02,397 --> 01:32:05,102
Look, they're all mine,
they're all in my name.
1622
01:32:05,192 --> 01:32:08,477
It's my bag, it's my methadone.
I need it, I'm a sick man.
1623
01:32:09,112 --> 01:32:10,820
Nathan had supplied
enough methadone...
1624
01:32:10,906 --> 01:32:13,311
...to keep Shaun going
for four weeks.
1625
01:32:13,406 --> 01:32:16,076
That's how long they were
supposed to stay in Barbados.
1626
01:32:16,159 --> 01:32:18,946
Oh, you fuckin' wankers!
1627
01:32:19,037 --> 01:32:20,531
Sorry, man.
1628
01:32:20,622 --> 01:32:22,698
It's fuckin' coming out of your wages,
you fuckin'... wankers!
1629
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,037
It was just bad luck...
1630
01:32:24,126 --> 01:32:26,533
...that the methadone didn't
even make it onto the plane.
1631
01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:28,252
X, just snort it, man.
1632
01:32:28,338 --> 01:32:29,713
Nathan!
1633
01:32:29,798 --> 01:32:33,131
- Nathan!
- Here y'are, get it off your fingers.
1634
01:32:34,803 --> 01:32:37,968
There was no heroin on the island.
But there was plenty of crack.
1635
01:32:39,181 --> 01:32:42,716
Every week, we sent over all the cash
we had to pay for the studio...
1636
01:32:42,810 --> 01:32:45,680
...and Nathan used it
for drugs instead.
1637
01:32:45,771 --> 01:32:48,309
When the cash ran out,
the stole the recording gear,...
1638
01:32:48,399 --> 01:32:49,595
...then they stole the furniture,...
1639
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,306
...and then they sold
their clothes.
1640
01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:59,318
I was stranded on
a desert island...
1641
01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:02,112
...with no shelter
nor companionship.
1642
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,242
Every day I kept
watch for rescue...
1643
01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,786
...but no-one came.
1644
01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:12,252
My only distraction was to write
lyrics for my forthcoming album.
1645
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:14,376
But then I thought...
1646
01:33:14,463 --> 01:33:16,456
...why the fuck should I?
1647
01:33:19,135 --> 01:33:21,127
Very good.
Very good.
1648
01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:26,258
So, Nathan,...
the tape, the music, where is it?
1649
01:33:26,348 --> 01:33:27,926
Shaun's kidnapped it.
1650
01:33:28,017 --> 01:33:30,093
Come again?
1651
01:33:30,185 --> 01:33:32,143
Shaun's kidnapped the tape.
1652
01:33:35,149 --> 01:33:36,856
Rob, Rob, what you doing?
1653
01:33:36,941 --> 01:33:39,943
- It's nothing to do with me.
- We spent 200,000 pounds on that recording.
1654
01:33:40,029 --> 01:33:43,232
- Yeah, yeah. - At least.
That's before we mixed it.
1655
01:33:43,324 --> 01:33:45,400
And now Shaun wants
you to buy it off us.
1656
01:33:45,492 --> 01:33:47,532
- You cheeky...
- Wait, wait... No, wait...
1657
01:33:47,620 --> 01:33:49,658
Don't!
Rob... Rob!
1658
01:33:49,746 --> 01:33:51,738
He's a fucking kid!
1659
01:33:51,831 --> 01:33:53,491
Calm down.
How do we buy it off him?
1660
01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:55,990
He wants you to
meet him tomorrow.
1661
01:33:56,085 --> 01:33:58,292
Dry Bar, ten o'clock.
1662
01:33:58,379 --> 01:34:00,419
This is your fuckin' fault for letting
'em go out there in the first place.
1663
01:34:00,506 --> 01:34:03,624
Why is it my fault?
Well, don't,... you know...
1664
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:07,718
But what if he... what if he
asks for, like,... 100 grand?
1665
01:34:07,803 --> 01:34:10,176
If he says 100 grand,
he won't back down.
1666
01:34:10,264 --> 01:34:13,134
If we mention a figure,
we'll... we'll be all right.
1667
01:34:13,225 --> 01:34:15,894
- He just wants a gesture.
- All right, Tone, how are ya?
1668
01:34:15,977 --> 01:34:19,347
- All right, mate. How you doing?
- Jesus Christ!
1669
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:22,939
- What the fuck are you doin'?!
- What are you doing?! Fuck's sake!
1670
01:34:24,028 --> 01:34:25,652
Shit!
1671
01:34:25,737 --> 01:34:28,406
Fuck! Really ought to be
careful with that, Shaun.
1672
01:34:28,490 --> 01:34:30,399
You could... You could take
someone's eye out.
1673
01:34:30,492 --> 01:34:32,484
- Have you got a new toy, mate?
- I have, yeah.
1674
01:34:32,577 --> 01:34:33,443
Are you man enough for that?
1675
01:34:33,536 --> 01:34:35,079
- It's great to see you.
- You, too, yeah.
1676
01:34:35,163 --> 01:34:37,831
It's great to see you,
despite... that incident.
1677
01:34:37,915 --> 01:34:40,072
Erm... Right, I've got...
1678
01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:43,710
I'm gonna make you an offer.
Glad you came.
1679
01:34:43,795 --> 01:34:46,998
In my wallet...
The sum total of my wallet,...
1680
01:34:47,090 --> 01:34:48,204
...is, if I'm not mistaken,...
1681
01:34:48,299 --> 01:34:49,579
...40...
1682
01:34:49,675 --> 01:34:52,344
That's 50 quid,
that's all I've got.
1683
01:34:52,427 --> 01:34:55,050
- Nice, Tone. There you go.
- Yeah.
1684
01:34:55,139 --> 01:34:58,508
- Master tapes and DATs.
- Pleasure doing business with you.
1685
01:34:58,601 --> 01:35:00,345
Put that away.
1686
01:35:00,436 --> 01:35:02,808
- Seven years' bad luck, that.
- I know.
1687
01:35:02,896 --> 01:35:05,566
- Fuck off.
- Come on, fucking get out of here.
1688
01:35:05,649 --> 01:35:07,440
Don't talk to any
strange men.
1689
01:35:07,526 --> 01:35:09,933
- What you laughing at?
- Twats.
1690
01:35:10,028 --> 01:35:13,443
Fucking Tony Wilson...
Martin Hannett revisited!
1691
01:35:13,531 --> 01:35:15,902
50 pounds.
That's, er...
1692
01:35:16,366 --> 01:35:18,857
You wouldn't get that
in the January sales.
1693
01:35:19,494 --> 01:35:21,950
I have in my hand... a DAT.
1694
01:35:23,957 --> 01:35:25,913
Which my beautiful assistant
Yvette is gonna put on.
1695
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:29,784
- The Mondays. It's here, it's here.
- Hope it was fuckin' worth it.
1696
01:35:29,878 --> 01:35:32,252
A total fuckin' nightmare.
1697
01:35:32,340 --> 01:35:34,380
A total nightmare.
1698
01:35:36,052 --> 01:35:38,091
Thank you, Barney.
1699
01:35:40,431 --> 01:35:44,131
At least there's something
on the fuckin' thing, anyway.
1700
01:35:51,982 --> 01:35:54,307
So far, so-so.
1701
01:35:54,401 --> 01:35:57,319
It's good.
It's got a good groove.
1702
01:36:06,162 --> 01:36:09,662
When are the vocals
gonna kick in on it?
1703
01:36:16,631 --> 01:36:18,173
Next break.
1704
01:36:29,767 --> 01:36:31,843
There's no fuckin' vocals on it,
is there?
1705
01:36:31,936 --> 01:36:34,224
- Apparently not.
- Ohh...
1706
01:36:34,313 --> 01:36:37,064
So does that mean you'll have to
go back into the studio?
1707
01:36:37,148 --> 01:36:38,808
No, it fucking doesn't mean
we're going back in the studio.
1708
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:41,473
- All right.
- No, we've got no money.
1709
01:36:41,569 --> 01:36:42,565
And we can't get any credit...
1710
01:36:42,654 --> 01:36:44,860
...and we are shelling out...
bucketloads,...
1711
01:36:44,948 --> 01:36:48,318
...thousands... on this stupid...
this stupid office.
1712
01:36:48,410 --> 01:36:50,900
We have to...
1713
01:36:50,995 --> 01:36:53,071
...release a record.
We have to release a record.
1714
01:36:53,164 --> 01:36:55,655
New Order, with respect,
have done fuck-all...
1715
01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:57,328
...so we'll have to
finish the Mondays.
1716
01:36:57,418 --> 01:37:02,329
We just... need someone to...
... dist... to pay for the studio,...
1717
01:37:02,422 --> 01:37:04,497
- ... distribute the record...
- Who?
1718
01:37:04,590 --> 01:37:06,499
- ... and we'll share in the profits.
- Who's gonna do that? Who? Who?
1719
01:37:06,592 --> 01:37:08,799
- It's the Mondays. Lots of people.
- Who?
1720
01:37:08,886 --> 01:37:10,630
- Who's gonna pay for that?
- A number of people.
1721
01:37:12,014 --> 01:37:14,006
- Who? - Princ...
Principally London Records.
1722
01:37:14,099 --> 01:37:16,471
- Fucking... - What's wrong
with London Records?
1723
01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:17,722
The name, for a start.
1724
01:37:17,811 --> 01:37:20,100
Oh... It's just a fucking name, Rob.
1725
01:37:20,188 --> 01:37:22,762
- You've dropped a bollock, ain't you?
- Yeah, I've dropped a bollock.
1726
01:37:22,857 --> 01:37:25,693
- Yeah, I don't mind, I've...
- You've dropped one massive bollock.
1727
01:37:25,777 --> 01:37:28,019
Yes, I've dropped a big,
fucking, massive, hairy bollock.
1728
01:37:32,367 --> 01:37:35,121
Wheel Of Fortune!
1729
01:37:38,747 --> 01:37:41,431
With... Anthony Wilson...
1730
01:37:41,842 --> 01:37:44,312
and... Teri Seymour.
1731
01:37:48,298 --> 01:37:51,500
Welcome to the
Wheel of Fortune.
1732
01:37:51,592 --> 01:37:53,964
There it is, the wheel,...
1733
01:37:54,052 --> 01:37:56,378
...that throughout the centuries
has been used as a symbol...
1734
01:37:56,471 --> 01:37:58,844
...for the vicissitudes of life.
1735
01:37:58,932 --> 01:38:02,016
Boethius himself, in his great work
The Consolation Of Philosophy,...
1736
01:38:02,101 --> 01:38:04,225
...compares history
to a great wheel,...
1737
01:38:04,313 --> 01:38:06,886
...hoisting us up,
then dropping us down again.
1738
01:38:06,982 --> 01:38:11,810
"Inconsistency is my very essence"
says the wheel.
1739
01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:14,191
"Raise yourself up on
my spokes if you wish...
1740
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:17,149
...but don't complain when
you're plunged back down. "
1741
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:18,485
Let's spin the wheel.
1742
01:38:18,575 --> 01:38:20,864
What a load of bullshit.
We'll remove that in the editing.
1743
01:38:20,952 --> 01:38:25,198
Just go straight from "Wheel of
Fortune", cut to "spin the wheel. "
1744
01:38:25,289 --> 01:38:27,032
The guy over there
playing the director,...
1745
01:38:27,124 --> 01:38:29,282
...that's the real Tony Wilson, OK?
The real me.
1746
01:38:29,376 --> 01:38:32,876
There's plenty of other real people
in the film. There's Paul Ryder...
1747
01:38:32,963 --> 01:38:34,078
Tony.
1748
01:38:34,173 --> 01:38:35,584
- How you doing?
- Good.
1749
01:38:35,674 --> 01:38:39,292
- Mark E Smith from the Fall.
- Are you opening this club or what?
1750
01:38:39,385 --> 01:38:42,553
- Mani from the Stone Roses.
- Where's Shaun?
1751
01:38:43,996 --> 01:38:46,229
Inspiral Carpets: what's his name?
Clint Boon.
1752
01:38:46,264 --> 01:38:47,396
That's one with a table.
1753
01:38:47,431 --> 01:38:48,727
Mike Pickering.
1754
01:38:48,812 --> 01:38:50,603
Dave Haslam.
1755
01:38:50,688 --> 01:38:53,896
And, er, Vini Reilly.
1756
01:38:54,852 --> 01:38:58,882
Although this scene didn't actually
make it to the final cut.
1757
01:38:58,917 --> 01:39:01,356
I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
1758
01:39:01,447 --> 01:39:05,659
I'm in security now, Tone.
And repossession.
1759
01:39:06,077 --> 01:39:08,116
That's where the money is.
1760
01:39:08,204 --> 01:39:10,243
Are you still keeping
the pub going?
1761
01:39:10,331 --> 01:39:12,371
Oh, yeah.
You got to.
1762
01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:14,497
Boys!
1763
01:39:14,584 --> 01:39:17,040
Hi, Tony?
Have a listen to this.
1764
01:39:17,504 --> 01:39:19,332
# You know that love
1765
01:39:20,258 --> 01:39:22,749
# Love will tear us apart
1766
01:39:22,843 --> 01:39:24,254
- # Again
- Yeah?
1767
01:39:24,345 --> 01:39:26,171
# You know that love
1768
01:39:26,263 --> 01:39:29,346
It's an old Joy Division song
with a soul slant.
1769
01:39:29,598 --> 01:39:31,638
- Yeah.
- I know what it is.
1770
01:39:33,978 --> 01:39:38,105
I've got a big repossession number
next week. Next Tuesday.
1771
01:39:38,189 --> 01:39:40,016
Massive.
1772
01:39:43,069 --> 01:39:45,690
Whitworth Street.
Hacienda.
1773
01:39:47,156 --> 01:39:49,195
I'm saying fuck all.
1774
01:39:49,283 --> 01:39:51,109
# You know that love
1775
01:39:51,201 --> 01:39:53,408
- Yeah.
- # Love will tear us apart
1776
01:39:53,495 --> 01:39:55,536
Can you tell them
I've had enough?
1777
01:39:55,623 --> 01:39:56,821
Yeah.
Whoa!
1778
01:39:56,916 --> 01:40:00,700
Great. Well done, lads. Fantastic.
I'll... I'll call you.
1779
01:40:05,172 --> 01:40:07,331
What's the crack with
this spread, Tony?
1780
01:40:07,425 --> 01:40:10,094
This is sophisticated food for...
Londoners.
1781
01:40:10,177 --> 01:40:12,217
- It's fuckin' leaves!
- For Londoners?!
1782
01:40:12,305 --> 01:40:15,305
It's stuffed vine leaves,
they're very nice.
1783
01:40:15,390 --> 01:40:18,177
- Is this what they eat down there?
- Broaden your horizons.
1784
01:40:18,268 --> 01:40:20,841
Fuckin' southern food
for southern cunts!
1785
01:40:20,937 --> 01:40:23,428
Roger. Is it Roger?
Very pleased to meet you.
1786
01:40:23,523 --> 01:40:25,764
Tony, this is Terry.
1787
01:40:25,858 --> 01:40:27,685
Nice to meet you.
1788
01:40:27,776 --> 01:40:29,816
- Can I just... see the band?
- These are the guys.
1789
01:40:29,904 --> 01:40:32,229
Roger Ames, London Records.
1790
01:40:32,323 --> 01:40:34,649
- How you doing? OK?
- No, that's Roger.
1791
01:40:34,743 --> 01:40:37,115
What you've done,
I think it's brilliant, and, erm...
1792
01:40:37,204 --> 01:40:40,203
...if you don't mind me saying,
what a table!
1793
01:40:40,289 --> 01:40:43,289
And there's food on it, too,
if you'd like to help yourselves.
1794
01:40:43,374 --> 01:40:45,663
I wouldn't fuckin' eat it if I
were you, it's rabbit food.
1795
01:40:45,752 --> 01:40:48,753
We like shaggin' like 'em but
we don't wanna eat like 'em.
1796
01:40:48,838 --> 01:40:52,087
If music be the food of deals,
why don't we, erm, eat that?
1797
01:40:52,174 --> 01:40:55,341
Absolutely. Yvette, do you
wanna do the honours?
1798
01:40:55,427 --> 01:40:57,467
Terry, have you met Tony?
1799
01:40:57,554 --> 01:40:59,630
- Yeah, we said hello.
- OK, fine.
1800
01:40:59,723 --> 01:41:01,762
What's the tune called?
1801
01:41:01,849 --> 01:41:03,047
Nice to meet you.
1802
01:41:03,142 --> 01:41:06,013
We're gonna do a cover
of Silence is Golden.
1803
01:41:06,687 --> 01:41:08,727
Terry, Terry.
1804
01:41:08,814 --> 01:41:11,141
- Turn it up!
- This is brilliant.
1805
01:41:11,235 --> 01:41:13,357
- Turn it up!
- Turn it up!
1806
01:41:13,444 --> 01:41:15,271
I like that!
1807
01:41:20,450 --> 01:41:22,490
This is... That...
1808
01:41:22,577 --> 01:41:24,819
- I was really into that.
- Play some more!
1809
01:41:24,913 --> 01:41:26,739
Let's hear some lyrics.
1810
01:41:26,830 --> 01:41:29,784
You'll hear the vocals, Roger,
when we hear the offer.
1811
01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:31,915
That's the way we
do things at Factory.
1812
01:41:32,002 --> 01:41:33,497
Shaun, where you going?
1813
01:41:33,587 --> 01:41:36,505
I'm not eating fuckin' bunny rabbit
food, I'm going for a Kentucky.
1814
01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:38,831
- Are you coming?
- See you later.
1815
01:41:38,925 --> 01:41:41,001
- We'll get you a Kentucky.
- See you later, Tone.
1816
01:41:41,094 --> 01:41:43,336
All right, mate,
see you later.
1817
01:41:43,429 --> 01:41:45,636
Yvette?
Just keep an eye on them.
1818
01:41:45,723 --> 01:41:49,887
So, Tony, why don't we listen
to the tune while they're out?
1819
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,931
Erm...
1820
01:41:52,355 --> 01:41:54,394
Hey, Tony, come on.
1821
01:41:54,481 --> 01:41:58,182
I do understand that Shaun can be...
a bit of a handful.
1822
01:42:00,070 --> 01:42:03,236
Mm, yeah.
He's a genius, though.
1823
01:42:03,489 --> 01:42:05,814
Yeah, you're right,
he is a genius.
1824
01:42:05,908 --> 01:42:09,028
And I've got to say,
if I owned a record label,...
1825
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:11,362
...and I had signed Shaun to it,...
1826
01:42:12,665 --> 01:42:15,499
...then I would not be
selling him on for a fee.
1827
01:42:19,588 --> 01:42:22,672
I'm going to make you an offer.
Can I lean on this?
1828
01:42:22,757 --> 01:42:25,213
Erm, yes. You've got to be a bit...
It's fine.
1829
01:42:25,302 --> 01:42:28,421
I'm gonna make you an offer
for the whole company.
1830
01:42:28,513 --> 01:42:30,091
OK.
1831
01:42:32,183 --> 01:42:34,259
Five million.
1832
01:42:34,351 --> 01:42:36,391
What do you want for that?
1833
01:42:36,478 --> 01:42:38,517
- What do I want?
- Yeah.
1834
01:42:38,605 --> 01:42:40,644
I want everything.
1835
01:42:40,732 --> 01:42:46,022
I want everything: the back catalogue,
this table, this food, these windows.
1836
01:42:46,112 --> 01:42:48,021
- OK.
- You want Factory?
1837
01:42:48,114 --> 01:42:49,607
Quite right.
1838
01:42:49,698 --> 01:42:53,612
OK. We're very,
very flattered, Roger,...
1839
01:42:53,702 --> 01:42:57,071
...terribly flattered that you think
we're worth such a princely sum,...
1840
01:42:57,164 --> 01:43:01,292
...however, what you're...
what I have to explain to you is...
1841
01:43:01,376 --> 01:43:04,046
...Factory Records are
not actually a company.
1842
01:43:04,129 --> 01:43:06,666
We are an experiment
in human nature.
1843
01:43:06,756 --> 01:43:10,041
You're labouring under
the misapprehension...
1844
01:43:10,134 --> 01:43:13,420
...that we actually have... a deal...
1845
01:43:14,262 --> 01:43:16,753
...with, er,...
with our bands,...
1846
01:43:16,848 --> 01:43:20,015
...that we have any kind
of a contract at all.
1847
01:43:20,101 --> 01:43:22,806
And I'm afraid we... we don't.
1848
01:43:24,481 --> 01:43:27,149
Because that's the sum total
of the paperwork...
1849
01:43:27,233 --> 01:43:32,108
...to do with Factory Records'
deal with their various bands.
1850
01:43:32,196 --> 01:43:36,739
"The artists own all their own work,
the label owns nothing. "
1851
01:43:36,825 --> 01:43:39,362
"Our bands have the freedom. "
1852
01:43:39,452 --> 01:43:41,493
"To fuck off. "
1853
01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:43,619
Oh, yeah.
Quite right.
1854
01:43:43,706 --> 01:43:45,913
"... the freedom to fuck off. "
1855
01:43:46,834 --> 01:43:49,918
I don't have to deal
with you at all.
1856
01:43:50,003 --> 01:43:54,333
Correct.
But my epitaph will be...
1857
01:43:54,424 --> 01:43:58,553
...that I... never literally
nor metaphorically...
1858
01:43:59,304 --> 01:44:01,344
...sold out.
1859
01:44:01,431 --> 01:44:04,301
I protected myself from
ever having to have the...
1860
01:44:04,392 --> 01:44:06,431
...dilemma of having
to sell out...
1861
01:44:06,519 --> 01:44:09,271
...by having nothing
to sell out.
1862
01:44:15,151 --> 01:44:17,191
Tony, you're fucking mad.
1863
01:44:17,279 --> 01:44:19,318
That's a point of view.
1864
01:44:22,075 --> 01:44:25,029
# Hallelujah
1865
01:44:25,744 --> 01:44:27,571
# Hallelujah
1866
01:44:27,663 --> 01:44:30,236
Most of all, I love Manchester.
1867
01:44:30,332 --> 01:44:33,784
...the crumbling warehouses,
the railway arches,...
1868
01:44:33,878 --> 01:44:36,166
...the cheap, abundant drugs.
1869
01:44:36,255 --> 01:44:38,293
That's what did it in the end.
1870
01:44:38,381 --> 01:44:41,880
...not the money, not the music,
not even the guns.
1871
01:44:41,968 --> 01:44:46,381
That is my heroic flaw.
my excess of civic pride.
1872
01:44:50,142 --> 01:44:51,969
Ryan!
1873
01:44:52,060 --> 01:44:54,848
Tony Wilson, is it true the
Hacienda is closing down?
1874
01:44:54,938 --> 01:44:55,933
Yes, it is.
1875
01:44:56,023 --> 01:44:58,062
How does it feel now it's
fucked up in your face?
1876
01:44:58,150 --> 01:45:01,270
Glorious. The Hacienda is dead,
it will never grow old.
1877
01:45:01,361 --> 01:45:03,400
Unlike your good self, Tony.
1878
01:45:03,487 --> 01:45:05,813
I feel like a big dandelion cock...
1879
01:45:05,907 --> 01:45:07,365
- What?
- Clock.
1880
01:45:07,450 --> 01:45:10,901
Cock or clock, it doesn't matter,
whose seed is catching the wind,...
1881
01:45:10,995 --> 01:45:14,078
...it's gonna fly off, land,
take root and spawn...
1882
01:45:14,164 --> 01:45:17,367
...dozens, thousands of
little baby dandelions,...
1883
01:45:17,459 --> 01:45:19,617
...like the biggest ever fuck.
1884
01:45:19,711 --> 01:45:22,083
And now she wants one
so I've gotta go.
1885
01:45:23,173 --> 01:45:25,498
Come on.
I've got the horn, Ryan.
1886
01:45:25,592 --> 01:45:27,999
I've got the horn.
1887
01:45:32,847 --> 01:45:34,675
- Tony!
- All right, love?
1888
01:45:34,767 --> 01:45:36,806
- Tony!
- Hello, mate. How you doing?
1889
01:45:36,894 --> 01:45:38,720
Thanks for coming.
1890
01:45:38,811 --> 01:45:40,851
Vini! All right, mate.
Go on in.
1891
01:45:40,939 --> 01:45:43,690
- OK, love.
- Vini... Let him in.
1892
01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:55,527
# Hallelujah
1893
01:45:56,036 --> 01:45:57,234
# Hallelujah
1894
01:45:58,622 --> 01:46:00,033
# Hallelujah
1895
01:46:14,261 --> 01:46:18,673
# Hal-le-lu-jah
1896
01:46:18,974 --> 01:46:23,102
# Hal-le-lu-jah
1897
01:46:23,395 --> 01:46:25,471
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1898
01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:28,687
# We're here to pull ya
1899
01:46:28,774 --> 01:46:32,392
# Back in to do it all the same
1900
01:46:33,320 --> 01:46:35,562
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1901
01:46:36,198 --> 01:46:38,735
# Not sent to save ya
1902
01:46:38,825 --> 01:46:42,241
# Just here to spank ya,
play some games
1903
01:46:43,121 --> 01:46:45,492
# Do it long, long
Doin' it long
1904
01:46:45,581 --> 01:46:47,704
# Do fine, fine
Doin' it fine
1905
01:46:47,791 --> 01:46:51,575
# Go in, out
Goin' in, not out
1906
01:46:52,921 --> 01:46:55,792
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1907
01:46:55,883 --> 01:46:58,208
# Not here to praise ya
1908
01:46:58,302 --> 01:47:01,836
# Just here to raise ya
Fill you full of maize
1909
01:47:03,097 --> 01:47:04,841
# Hallelujah
1910
01:47:05,391 --> 01:47:06,802
# Hallelujah
1911
01:47:07,059 --> 01:47:08,470
# Hallelujah
1912
01:47:12,857 --> 01:47:16,854
# Hal-le-lu-jah
1913
01:47:17,819 --> 01:47:19,859
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1914
01:47:20,447 --> 01:47:22,604
# We're Mr Bitter
1915
01:47:22,698 --> 01:47:25,865
# We'll take a bit
of this and that
1916
01:47:27,286 --> 01:47:29,113
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
1917
01:47:29,205 --> 01:47:31,612
# When Shaun William Ryder
1918
01:47:31,707 --> 01:47:35,574
# Will lie down beside ya
Fill you full of junk
1919
01:47:37,046 --> 01:47:38,373
# Hallelujah
1920
01:47:38,838 --> 01:47:40,582
# Hallelujah
1921
01:47:41,716 --> 01:47:43,294
# Hallelujah
1922
01:48:16,832 --> 01:48:19,536
You couldn't just give us
ten minutes, could you?
1923
01:48:19,626 --> 01:48:21,749
- Fuckin' hell! I'm full of flu!
- Just ten.
1924
01:48:38,642 --> 01:48:42,557
Ladies and gentlemen,
the hour is upon us.
1925
01:48:43,731 --> 01:48:47,895
I'd like now to ask you to leave
in a disorderly fashion.
1926
01:48:52,072 --> 01:48:54,112
Before you do...
1927
01:48:54,408 --> 01:48:56,365
Before you do,...
1928
01:48:56,451 --> 01:49:02,204
...I want you to invade the offices,
which are over there in the corner,...
1929
01:49:02,290 --> 01:49:05,789
...through that door,
and as far as you can, loot them.
1930
01:49:10,714 --> 01:49:14,295
Office equipment, computers,
musical equipment,...
1931
01:49:14,383 --> 01:49:17,384
...take it all, use it wisely,...
1932
01:49:17,469 --> 01:49:20,555
...let a thousand
Mancunians bloom.
1933
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,680
Good night, God bless.
1934
01:49:46,538 --> 01:49:48,365
Morning.
1935
01:49:48,832 --> 01:49:51,156
All right, Tone,
how you doing, mate?
1936
01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:53,539
- Good, very good.
- Great, T.
1937
01:49:53,628 --> 01:49:56,415
I'm really sorry about what happened,
d'you know what I mean?
1938
01:49:56,506 --> 01:49:59,424
- It just fuckin'...
- Don't worry about it, mate.
1939
01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:02,966
It's just... you know...
1940
01:50:10,937 --> 01:50:14,636
This is fuckin' great, this is.
This is brilliant stuff.
1941
01:50:14,731 --> 01:50:17,981
Yeah, Shaun brought it back
from Barbados.
1942
01:50:18,109 --> 01:50:20,861
- Well done, Shaun.
- Don't mention it.
1943
01:50:20,946 --> 01:50:23,649
So it wasn't a complete
waste of time?
1944
01:50:23,739 --> 01:50:27,107
No, I had a great time, what I can
remember. Know what I mean?
1945
01:50:42,674 --> 01:50:45,247
Tony, you did a good job.
1946
01:50:45,343 --> 01:50:47,466
Basically, you were right:
1947
01:50:47,554 --> 01:50:50,009
...Shaun is the greatest
poet since Yeats.
1948
01:50:50,098 --> 01:50:53,217
This is amazing.
Can I have it in writing?
1949
01:50:53,308 --> 01:50:57,555
It is already written in the sinews
of history and the hearts of men.
1950
01:50:57,646 --> 01:51:00,136
It's a pity you didn't
sign the Smiths...
1951
01:51:00,231 --> 01:51:02,270
...but you were right about
Mick Hucknall.
1952
01:51:02,357 --> 01:51:04,397
His music's rubbish
and he's a ginger.
1953
01:51:05,277 --> 01:51:07,316
Vini Reilly, by the way,...
1954
01:51:07,404 --> 01:51:09,443
...is way overdue a revival.
1955
01:51:09,531 --> 01:51:11,689
You might think about
a greatest hits.
1956
01:51:11,783 --> 01:51:14,073
It's a good idea.
1957
01:51:14,162 --> 01:51:16,948
It's good music to chill out to.
1958
01:51:17,414 --> 01:51:19,490
Yeah, you're right.
1959
01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:21,706
I usually am.
1960
01:51:26,547 --> 01:51:29,299
Are you all right, there, Tony?
1961
01:51:30,092 --> 01:51:32,132
Yeah, I've just seen God.
1962
01:51:32,219 --> 01:51:34,544
- You did what?
- I've just seen God.
1963
01:51:34,638 --> 01:51:36,677
- Did you?
- Yeah.
1964
01:51:36,764 --> 01:51:38,803
What did he look like?
1965
01:51:39,057 --> 01:51:41,097
He looked like me.
1966
01:51:41,935 --> 01:51:43,975
How d'you mean?
1967
01:51:44,062 --> 01:51:46,102
He was the double of me.
1968
01:51:49,109 --> 01:51:51,149
It's written in the Bible, isn't it?
1969
01:51:51,487 --> 01:51:53,812
God made man in
his own image.
1970
01:51:55,073 --> 01:51:57,315
Yeah, but not a specific man.
1971
01:51:59,119 --> 01:52:01,159
No, but...
1972
01:52:01,538 --> 01:52:04,787
...if you'd have spoken to him,
he woulda looked like you.
1973
01:52:04,874 --> 01:52:07,199
But you didn't.
I did.
1974
01:52:08,461 --> 01:52:10,500
And he looked like me.
1975
01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:15,867
It's fucking top gear, man.
1976
01:52:41,502 --> 01:52:44,289
# When routine bites hard
1977
01:52:44,588 --> 01:52:47,044
# And ambitions are low
1978
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,586
# And resentment rides high
1979
01:52:50,885 --> 01:52:53,506
# But emotions won't grow
1980
01:52:54,180 --> 01:52:56,801
# And we're changing our ways
1981
01:52:57,141 --> 01:52:59,679
# Taking different roads
1982
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,718
# Love
1983
01:53:02,063 --> 01:53:05,895
# Love will tear us apart again
1984
01:53:06,693 --> 01:53:07,891
# Love
1985
01:53:08,486 --> 01:53:12,436
# Love will tear us apart again #
1986
01:53:32,426 --> 01:53:34,465
# Who is this man
1987
01:53:36,221 --> 01:53:38,261
# That follows me?
1988
01:53:40,058 --> 01:53:42,181
# This blue-eyed boy
1989
01:53:43,603 --> 01:53:45,929
# Who wants to be
1990
01:53:47,733 --> 01:53:50,021
# This worthy cause
1991
01:53:51,236 --> 01:53:53,525
# Of human kind
1992
01:53:54,865 --> 01:53:59,527
# This all set up by time
1993
01:54:01,829 --> 01:54:05,115
# Like a bright light
on the horizon
1994
01:54:05,541 --> 01:54:08,910
# Shining so bright
He'll get you flying
1995
01:54:09,211 --> 01:54:12,497
# He'll drive you away
He'll drive you insane
1996
01:54:12,590 --> 01:54:16,422
# But down on your move
Honour your pain
1997
01:54:16,886 --> 01:54:19,887
# Like a bright light
on the horizon
1998
01:54:20,222 --> 01:54:23,757
# Shining so bright
He'll get you flying
1999
01:54:23,976 --> 01:54:25,768
# He'll get you flying
2000
01:54:25,936 --> 01:54:27,596
# He'll get you flying
2001
01:54:27,772 --> 01:54:29,314
# He'll get you flying
2002
01:54:29,690 --> 01:54:31,683
# Flying, flying
2003
01:54:32,485 --> 01:54:34,524
# This open book
2004
01:54:35,780 --> 01:54:37,818
# Yet to be read
2005
01:54:39,491 --> 01:54:41,530
# This second look
2006
01:54:43,244 --> 01:54:45,284
# This leap ahead
2007
01:54:47,165 --> 01:54:51,957
# The hope I held inside
2008
01:54:54,464 --> 01:54:59,541
# With you was kept alive
2009
01:55:01,346 --> 01:55:04,845
# Like a bright light
on the horizon
2010
01:55:05,141 --> 01:55:08,510
# Shining so bright
He'll get you flying
2011
01:55:08,937 --> 01:55:12,270
# He'll drive you away
He'll drive you insane
2012
01:55:12,565 --> 01:55:16,265
# But down on your move
Honour your pain
2013
01:55:16,527 --> 01:55:19,860
# Like a bright light
on the horizon
2014
01:55:20,114 --> 01:55:23,565
# Shining so bright
He'll get you flying
2015
01:55:23,701 --> 01:55:25,444
# He'll get you flying
2016
01:55:25,661 --> 01:55:27,369
# He'll get you flying
2017
01:55:27,538 --> 01:55:29,198
# He'll get you flying
2018
01:55:29,373 --> 01:55:31,116
# Flying, flying
2019
01:56:01,070 --> 01:56:03,277
# We're here to stay
2020
01:56:04,782 --> 01:56:07,154
# We're here to stay
2021
01:56:08,369 --> 01:56:10,576
# We're here to stay
2022
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,162
# We're here to stay
2023
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:18,083
# We're here to stay
2024
01:56:19,839 --> 01:56:21,962
# We're here to stay
2025
01:56:23,426 --> 01:56:25,549
# We're here to stay
2026
01:56:27,179 --> 01:56:29,302
# We're here to stay
2027
01:56:31,433 --> 01:56:34,517
# Like a bright light
on the horizon
2028
01:56:34,853 --> 01:56:38,269
# Shining so bright
He'll get you flying
2029
01:56:38,357 --> 01:56:39,981
# He'll get you flying
2030
01:56:40,192 --> 01:56:41,852
# He'll get you flying
2031
01:56:42,152 --> 01:56:43,812
# He'll get you flying
2032
01:56:43,904 --> 01:56:46,139
# Flying, flying #
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