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Come on in.

Can I get you something?

Cut the crap. Who are you, and what did
you take from our apartment?

My name is Bo Murdock. I'm a private
detective, and your uncle hired me to

you and your sister. You must have been
spying on us, peeping on us, and must

have seen everything.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry. It's nothing
personal.

It's just a job.

Then you ought to know we like it here,
and we're not about to go back to

flummox. I think your uncle will accept
that.

But that's not why I contacted you.

Ordinarily, I would have tailed you and
filed a report.

You would have never known I was
checking up on you, much less ever

I thought that was pretty strange.

Well, it's the business of the missing
money. What money?

$150 ,000 of stolen from your uncle's
safe right after you disappeared.

We didn't. I know. That's why I asked
you here. Have you been home yet? We

been home for about two days.

Then you don't know that this is
missing.

Our suitcase?

What are you doing with our suitcase?

Clothes, for Christ's sake. Clothes?

Take a look.

Money.

Uncle Hubie's money?

Well, it's about $130 ,000 of it. I had
to give Holly $20 ,000.

Holly?

Please, sit down. Let me explain.

This is Holly's suitcase.

She had it with her when she arrived.

You didn't realize it, but you switched
suitcases on her when you moved out of

Duke's apartment.

You mean with Holly?

Exactly. After you left Flummox, she
thought it would be a perfect time to

her hand into the till, figuring you'd
be blamed.

Her vacation to Europe was going to be
permanent.

What's going to happen to her? I caught
up to her just about the time she was

going to open what she thought was her
suitcase.

She found three baby doll pajamas, a
teddy bear, and a collection of Waylon

Jennings albums.

I promised her 20 grand if she'd get on
that plane to France and keep her mouth

shut.

And she just did it? She had no choice.

I knew she ripped your uncle off, and I
could have blown the whistle on her.

But now they'll never believe that we
didn't do it.

Now if we return it, we'll be arrested
because you, you stupid shit, gave her

$20 ,000.

But... 130 grand can buy an awful lot of
dissidents from flummoxed Texas.

What do you want out of this?

A piece of the action.

A cat?

All we want is a piece of the action.
And believe me, you'll enjoy it. We

guarantee it. We?

Me and my partner. You haven't met him
yet. My partner's my brother, Joe

Murdock.

Hi.

Interested?

Identical, just like us.

Right. They're kind of cute, aren't
they?

Fellas, we've just met our match.

Girls, you don't know the half of it.

Bye.

I tracked him down.

The night clerk let me peek in on him
through the keyhole in the door to the

adjoining room. He was only too happy to
get back at him for not putting out.

Yeah.

What, are you crazy?

You know what they charge for a room
there? At least $15. That would be

What are you saying?

Well, we can't afford to be costly.

Well, we didn't get a job and haven't
done much money left.

Well, the cops at the Astor was okay.

The cops got a co -wishing there in the
lobby. I ain't going.

Dispossessed? I beg your pardon?

No, we're from Texas.

Gee. And you just got into town, right?

How'd you know?

I was in town once myself.

Tell you what, do you girls mind if I
help you with those bags?

No, I don't think so. Oh, no, what harm
can I do? Look, I've got a wounded paw.

Yeah. Okay?

Oh, all right.

Fine. You girls just come this way. Come
on. Where are we going?

Right in here. Will you girls please
open the door?

All right.

This is awfully good.

Did you say this thing was called?

It's fondue.

You'd like some more, huh? One? Oh,
sure.

Oh.

Watch yourself here.

Let me... Go on, then.

Well,

you've been wonderful to us, but we have
to find a place to stay tonight.

Hey, it's past midnight.

You don't really want to go out there
now at this hour, do you?

Well, we... Tell you what.

Why don't you girls stay here?

You've been awfully kind.

Well, maybe just for tonight.

Like I said, you can stay here as long
as you like.

Look, Travis, he's my roommate.

Travis and I can, you know, we can use
the company.

Well, we don't have any rent money and
we have no place to stay.

You have to worry about rent money.

We'll work it out somehow, okay?

You must think you're something special.

Baby, you don't know the half of it.

No? Nope.

Half is about that big.

Take your wife. Come on.

We have a good time for rent money.

Oh.

Wow, great.

Can I have some of that?

Come on, baby.

It's cool.

Talk about green.

Hey, Travis.

Hey,

I'd like you to meet Joan and... I'm
Joan.

Joan and Gene.

Hey, they're going to stay with us for a
while.

Really?

I hope you don't mind, do you?

See, man, you weren't here, you know, so
I took the liberty just to ask him

this. Hey, look, we rehearsed really
late, so I... Jesus, dude, can we talk

about this later?

Hey. You're cute.

Why don't you stay for a while?

I'm sorry.

We'll talk about it later.

No.

No. No.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Is what?

Never mind.

Where's Gloria?

She's in conference at the moment. Oh,
it's okay. Look, we're just going to go

in there. Look, you just tell them that
Duke Fowler is here to see him, okay?

Wait, you can't go in there. Oh, that's
okay. Look, we used to bowl together.

Unless you're in pretty good shape
first.

Well, in today's new thing, we already
have a job and a place to stay. Not too

bad, huh?

I'm working a fucking char of women.

Jimmy and Halliday, I never thought I'd
hear them words come out of your mouth.

After what's been going in my cuffs past
two days, what do you care what's

coming out of my mouth?

Well, it's work, ain't it? Clean enough
after a bunch of fat old women at a

health club. You call this work?

Like you said, when we were little kids,
that's what you wanted to do.

But you just can't be a model. You have
to go to school or something for it.

Sure, we're going to get a lot of
training here. All you want to do is get

by that Steve Woodson man. That's all
you care about.

Joni Ann, honestly.

Don't give me that Joni Ann shit. You're
just a horny bitch like everybody else.

Am not.

Think of next.

No, she just wet my top.

I see.

Don't do that.

It's not dry yet.

Well, I can't walk around here like
this.

Why not?

It's late. We're the only ones here.

Besides, this is the women's shower
room.

And we are all women here.

Do you come here often?

No, but I just might start.

This beats the bars.

Say, you know, you've got nice tits,
honey.

Small but nice.

Do you ever make it with a woman?

There'll be plenty of time for that
later, if that's what you're into.

Fucking, sucking, threesome, foursome,
gaysome.

Short of whips and chains or fucking
dogs, there wasn't much the girls hadn't

tried. By now, they were ready for just
about anything, and anything was ready

and waiting for them.

Lots of people do. You did too, didn't
you?

First time I came in here, you thought I
was, you know, one of them, didn't you?

Well,

that's okay. We're like interior
decorators. I mean, lots of male models

You know, it's a common mistake. I have
to deal with it all the time.

But I like the work. The money's good.

I've got a good body, a good -looking
face, so why not make some money off it?

Look, it's better than being a writer,
you know?

And even as a writer, I had that same
problem, too.

People thought I was, you know, even
then.

At least as a model, I've come to expect
it.

And even with it, you know, people treat
me better as a model.

Like when I was a writer, I once wrote
this screenplay. This porno producer had

the money for a straight film. It was
going to star David Bowie.

So I wrote this cute story.

David Bowie is the leader of a
homosexual alien race that comes to

poses as a street gang and spends the
rest of the picture stabbing each other.

Cute story, right?

I called it Gay Blades, so my friends
read it, and they said it would go right

over this producer's head. They had
about as much sophistication as a

Kool -Aid.

And at any rate, he read it, and from
the subject matter, he thought I was,

know, too.

So the first thing he does is he changes
the title to Killer Homos from Outer

Space. And right then and there, I knew
that everything I'd hear about the guy

was true.

What a stupid way to make a living.

Well, I mean, we're making some money on
our own. I mean, as much as we like

Dick and Travis, we're making money on
our own and get a place to stay now.

Don't go making any fast plans, sister,
not unless you want to stay here for the

rest of your lives. You know, this isn't
exactly high fashion.

You haven't given up on that modeling
shit, have you? Of course not. But, I

mean, you must like sleeping with Dick
and Travis an awful lot.

Fuck off.

Well, I don't want to seem too
ungrateful. I mean, dude did get us the

Some favor.

Oh, excuse me. I've got to go to the
little girl's room.

Hey, fool, where are you going? That's
the men's locker room.

So I like modeling better.

I'm done.

Oh, I'm so relaxed. I think I'll just
lie here a while.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, say, I don't have my glasses on, but
aren't you a girl?

Uh, yeah, that's okay. You've got a
towel on.

Oh, it's a good body. I don't mind. What
do you want?

Shoot. Didn't you say you were a male
model?

Yes, but I'm not, uh... Yeah, I know,
but that doesn't make any difference.

how'd you get to be a model?

Gene, where are you?

So you want a model, huh?

You've come to the right guy, honey.

See, I can get you started.

How's that?

Come with me to a shoot later this week,
Thursday.

I'll introduce you to the photographer
and everything.

And if he likes you, maybe he'll use
you.

If you got what it takes.

Oh, yeah, what's that?

Well, how well do you give head?

I beg your pardon?

Give head, you know, suck cock, cop a
joint.

Blow, job.

Oh, that.

Well, there's this boy that I used to go
with, and he said I did it to him

better that way than, you know, the...
But do you have to do that to be a good

model? Well, not me. I'm not, you know.

But most of the girls, sure, that's how
they get jobs, blowing photographers.

Why do you think they have such high
cheekbones?

That's a joke.

Ah, forget it.

Well? Well what?

Why don't you... Do I have to spell it
out?

How am I supposed to know if you have
what it takes?

All of that.

You shouldn't know to be in here. I
know, but I'm looking for someone. She's

lost. She's new here. It's my identical
twin sister. Have you seen her?

Well, what does she look like?

Positive. All of them.

Well, I don't want to be just any old
model. I want to be another Cheryl

So?

So?

I'll show you. I've got more than what
it takes.

It's a fashion layout. Ever hear of BAM
Magazine?

It's a work clothes layout for them.

We're shooting at Saw Focus Live Studio.

I'll give you the address. Meet me there
Thursday at 3.

Am I twin sister Joan, too? Sure, you
bring your twin sister, too. If an act

like that, great, fantastic.

Good. The twins were nothing if not
fortunate.

Of course, a newfound willingness to
fuck at the drop of a zipper hasten

progress. They'd been in the city less
than a week, and already it seemed as if

they were on their way to a lucrative
career.

There was only one problem. They still
weren't making enough to afford a place

of their own. But we can't live on the
money we're making here.

But you can't demand a raise after four
days on a job. It just isn't done.

Look, you two.

I took you on as a favor to Duke.

I created two jobs out of whole cloth
for you.

Positions you don't even fill well, I
might add.

Well, maybe there's something else. Some
other thing we're better at.

You're fired. Get out.

Get out of here.

I don't want to see you when I get out
of this pool. Understood?

Well, here's another fine mess you got
us into.

But now what are we going to do?

Well, I don't know. I hope we're not
going to get serious about introducing a

surrogate out for just free pussy.

Free pussy.

I've got an idea. I think we can get our
jobs back with Mr. Gilbert.

Come on, get out of those clothes.

What the hell are you...

Come on, just get out of the clothes.

Hurry up.

I'm trying.

Well,

I guess you take advantage of the
opportunity.

You might say you're in a weak
bargaining position.

Mm.

After fucking the boss, the twins got
their jobs back. I doubled the previous

salary. You spread for one of these
butch mags, fashion or otherwise,

naked lady.

What about my friends?

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

You'll do.

You'll do.

Okay, y 'all girls, a strip -a -boosie
will play.

Oh, Mr. Esther, thank you. Our big
chance.

What have I done?

Mon dieu.

Okay, come on, girls.

Oh, come on, darling.

Stand up, will you? You'll be fucking
breaking and baring his fucking

functioning.

Now, come on, girls. Lie down. Leave a
side of him. Oh, chicks and ass fits in

there.

That's it. Put your hands on his thighs.

Like you grope him. You know, just make
like it's another roll in the hay.

Which is, incidentally, what you're
bailing, Donnie. Keep groping him,

That's it. Oh, oh.

Lovely, lovely.

Oh, wonderful. Now, come on. Now, take
the shirt off, Donnie. Off. Take the

whole thing off. Oh, marvelous. Just
throw it down there. That's beautiful.

Go ahead.

Continue bailing.

Come on.

Oh, flex those muscles. I want to feel
the testosterone in the air.

Okay, okay.

Beautiful. Oh, how do you lose mine,
Kindex?

Reload time.

Uh, you can let go now.

Oh, Don, thank you. And for travel, too.

Oh, I wish you wouldn't do that.

All right. Oh, my heavens. What is this?

I know what this is.

Come on, now. Boys and girls, play nice.
Stop it now. We have work to do.

Stop it.

Oh.

Well,

Greg doesn't pay me what I'm worth
anyway.

Oh, our first organ.

We had so much fun.

Oh, listen, don't run away. Don't run
away now.

Oh, no, the fun's just starting. I know
this fabulous swing club, the Wall

Street area, Midnight Interlude.

Oh, but there's four of us boys and only
two girls.

Oh, never mind.

I know the owner. We'll all get in
any...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Finally, I followed the girl from
Midnight Interlude.

I had spent the previous day doing some
talking to Holiday, and I decided that I

was not going to tell Holiday where his
nieces were.

But not only that, I was going to make
myself a very rich man to boot.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The note said that I'd broken into their
apartment and stolen something.

If they wanted to claim it... I invoke
now the profane and darkest names

Chitulthu, Nev, Yaksothith,

Kanamakalajurama.

Kanamakalajurama.

Kanamakalajurama.

Kanamakalajurama.

Let the women prepare her, the virgin
harlot.

Let the Virgin serve the men.

What?

Something's wrong.

Well, look in the book.

Look, look, you idiot. Where? What?

There, there.

The translation was wrong.

But how?

How? Look, you idiot. This ritual
doesn't cause eternal life. It causes

potency. We're doomed, all doomed.

To an eternity of this?

You sell your friend Sally to this
pervert, this father of 16 -year -old

who he fucks. Well, Sally's old man, I
don't think he liked your little

arrangement very much.

I'll lick my asshole, you bitch.

Suck my cock.

Lick my asshole.

Come on, you bitch.

Lick and suck. Come on, lick and suck.

Oh.

deeper