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(phone ringing)
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Hey, Christy, what's up?
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Hey, Mom, I'm going
to the smoothie place
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because I've had a day
that requires a smoothie.
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Want one?
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Yeah. But I bet
my day was worse.
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Not possible. My boss gave me
a contract to proof
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and I dropped it in a toilet.
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Post-flush, but... still.
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Well, I had a three-hour fight
with my husband
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with no angry silences, so it's
really like a six-hour fight.
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Is this a new fight
or an extension
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of the one you were
having last night?
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New one, but with subtle echoes
of the last one.
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Same theme:
he doesn't listen to me.
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I literally feel like a ghost.
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Oh, my God.
What if you are a ghost?
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What if you and I had this
difficult relationship
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and I thought we had
worked it all out,
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but it was just your ghost?
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Bam. Nobody sees that coming.
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I asked him to meet me for lunch
and he said "okay,"
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but then he went to the gym.
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I spent a half an hour
sitting on a hard bench
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reading the Sonoma Acorn.
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By the way,
Barbara Feldman Real Estate
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is going out of business.
End of an era.
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Hey, Mom, can we have
this conversation over a couple
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of smoothies that are really
just fruity milkshakes?
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Yeah, but put a vitamin boost
in mine
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so I think it's healthy.
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Okay, you got...
(crunch)
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
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What's wrong?
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Smoothies are canceled.
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(mumbling softly)
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(tires screech)
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(coughs)
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(phone rings)
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Hi, babe.
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ADAM: Hey, where are you?
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I thought we'd take Gus
to the park.
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Honey, it's Tuesday at 10:00.
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Oh, yeah, meeting.
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Hi, alcoholics!
Nope.
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Not a meeting.
What am I thinking?
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Uh, you're at coffee
with the ladies. Uh...
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Hi, ladies!
I'm at therapy,
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which you knew because
an hour ago when you said,
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"What you got going on today?"
I said...
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You said therapy. I listen.
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Hi, Trevor. It's not true.
I'm a great guy.
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We'll discuss this later,
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once Trevor tells
me how I feel.
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I don't tell you how you feel.
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Which is another way
you're letting me down.
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Anyway, I got so irritated
the other night, and--
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I'm not proud of this--
I threw a potato at him.
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A fingerling. I'm not an animal.
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Would you say the level
of conflict in your marriage
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has escalated recently?
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Well, Adam and I are newlyweds.
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You know what they say.
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What do they say?
"It's been three months,
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let loose the tiny potatoes"?
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You seem edgy.
Everything all right?
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We're not here to talk about me.
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That is the dumbest rule.
You and I are friends.
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We are not friends.
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We have been hanging out
every Tuesday for eight months.
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We are not hanging out.
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I am helping you
navigate your life.
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Exactly.
That's what friends do, Trev.
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Oh, come on, tell me
one random thing about yourself.
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Like, that's not
your real nose, right?
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I will not share anything
about my personal life with you.
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What if I...
No.
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You may not guess things
and then try
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and read my facial expressions.
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Sure, 'cause your new nose
is unreadable.
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Well, our time's almost up
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and there's something
I'd like to talk to you about.
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Is it the health issues
you're having?
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I've been seeing you pro bono,
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and I think it's time we discuss
you paying a modest fee.
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Aha.
Financial problems.
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Yes, Bonnie, I'm broke.
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That's why I'm asking you
for $35 a week.
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$25, and you can't spend it
on lattes.
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$35, and I can spend it
on whatever I want.
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Fine, but you have to tell me
how you spend it.
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I will not.
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Deal.
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Sorry.
I had to play hardball.
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Hypothetical question.
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If you hit a parked car
and there's no damage,
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would you leave a note?
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You wouldn't, right?
You wouldn't.
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Well, what would it say--
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"Sorry for doing nothing
to your car"?
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Agreed.
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(chuckles)
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Completely unrelated
hypothetical question.
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Does this look like
damage to you?
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I don't think you know
what "hypothetical" means.
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Yeah, or "damage,"
because this bumper
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has a scuff, a dent
and a scrape.
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She couldn't have done it,
she was with me the whole time.
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Tammy, I don't need an alibi.
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Trust me, you do.
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We were watching Dirty Dancing.
It's your favorite movie.
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I'd never seen it before,
but I was utterly charmed.
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We ordered medium cheese pizzas
and then talked about
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how amazing it must have been
to be Jewish in the '60s.
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I'll more be more
convincing tomorrow
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'cause almost all of that
happened to me yesterday.
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So you didn't leave a note?
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I did leave a note.
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Oh, good.
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Then I drove back and took it.
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(all groaning)
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Classic Plunkett move.
We almost do the right thing.
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I just panicked.
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But now I feel awful.
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I've been having nightmares.
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Last night I dreamt
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I backed into the car
and it exploded.
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Then it turned out
George Clooney was inside
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and we ended up making out.
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And I felt bad, because I
respect his wife so much.
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Did you leave her a note?
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Sweetie, I think you need to
make amends to these people.
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Oh, I really wish I could,
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but there's just no way
to track them down, so....
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move on, live my life.
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Well, there was a license plate
in that little picture you took.
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I mean, I could ask Andy
to abuse his access,
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run the numbers
and get you an address.
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It's against the rules,
but he likes
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showing off
policey stuff for me.
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Thanks Jill.
Super helpful.
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Okay. Should we get the check?
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I'm having marital problems.
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I guess not.
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Do you guys think Adam
and I fight too much?
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Oh, yeah, way too much.
Yeah.
It's out of control.
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Hey. I'm sorry.
Only interested in hearing
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from people who've been married.
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I've been married.
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ALL:
What?
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I was 22. A guy
promised me $3,000
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to marry him for a
green card, so I did.
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Next morning I found out
he was broke and from Iowa.
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But how often did you fight?
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Just the once.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Are you George Huang?
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No, that's my dad.
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Is he here?
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I accidentally hit his car
a few days ago
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and wanted to apologize.
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He probably didn't even notice.
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Oh, he definitely noticed.
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It's all he's talked about
for the last two days.
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If I were you, I'd run.
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GEORGE:
Who is it?
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Don't buy anything.
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Hi. Uh, I'm the one
who hit your car.
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Betty, it's the criminal
who hit our car.
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BETTY:
What kind of person
doesn't leave a note?
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Betty, I did leave a note.
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Then I went back and took it.
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Why do I keep
telling people that?
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(speaking Mandarin)
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Are you gonna translate for me?
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I don't think you want me to.
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Like, every little problem
Adam and I have
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turns into a fight.
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Maybe it's me.
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Maybe I'm too broken to be
in a partnership with someone.
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Hey, for 35 bucks,
I expect words.
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Shrink it up.
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What if I were to give you
some tools
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to communicate with Adam better?
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Well, now we're talking.
That sounds like value.
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Lay 'em on me.
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What I would suggest
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is when things get heated,
uh, try some physical contact.
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You want me to hit him?
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I mean, you know, granted,
he won't see it coming.
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I want you to give him a gentle
touch in order to maintain
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a loving connection
during conflict.
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In our case, gentle touch
frequently leads to sex.
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But maybe that's what
you're going for.
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Sex is not a resolution
for conflict.
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Then you're not
doing it right.
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Also, we've noticed you have
some impulse control issues.
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What if you and Adam
try to count to two
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before saying anything
during an argument?
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That's stupid.
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Now, if you had counted
to two just then,
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you might've said something
more constructive.
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One, two.
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Nope, still stupid.
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Okay.
Sadly, we're out of time.
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See you next week.
(clears throat)
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Okay. Great.
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Ooh.
(scoffs)
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Almost forgot.
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Ooh.
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(mutters)
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That's a Life Saver.
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You're a Life Saver.
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ADAM (calls):
Hey!
(door closes)
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Hey! I'm in here.
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I hope you're hungry,
'cause I've been ma...
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What's that?
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Fried chicken.
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I was starving on the way home.
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I saved you the legs.
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Adam, I specifically told you
this morning
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that I was making dinner.
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Why can't you ev...
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One, two.
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You see, my love,
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I made salmon for us.
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Why are you counting?
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It's a tool Trevor gave me.
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You count to two so you
don't say things in anger.
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I'm paying now,
so this is the elite stuff.
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You're paying now?
You didn't tell me that.
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Yes, I did!
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One, two.
Yes, I did.
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Okay, what's this?
(sighs)
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The other tool he gave me.
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it's supposed
to make us feel connected.
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Your hand smells like fish.
And by the way,
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I've told you a dozen times
I hate salmon.
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I hate the way
you say "ma-ture,"
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but you got to hit
the hard "T," don'tcha?
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And touch me back.
One, two.
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One, two. The point is,
you don't listen to me.
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One, two, three.
You don't listen to me, either.
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I never said "three"!
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You don't even listen
to how many numbers to use!
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Kind of pulling my hair
a little bit.
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I kind of know!
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Let me guess.
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You watched Flashdance
last night?
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What.
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A.
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Feeling.
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I spent two hours
on the movie
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and two hours
cutting the necklines
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out of all my sweatshirts.
257
00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:43,260
And some of mine before
I took the scissors away.
258
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,260
Why are you suddenly
watching all the movies
259
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,010
I loved in the
third grade?
260
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:48,390
'Cause I never saw 'em.
261
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,560
'Cause you were poor?
262
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,930
'Cause I was drunk.
263
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,270
It's amazing how much
pop culture you miss out on
264
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,150
when you're loaded
all the time.
265
00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,310
I know. For years
I thought Ellen DeGeneres
266
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,480
and David Spade
were the same person.
267
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,900
(phone chimes)
268
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,280
Oh, my God.
269
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,160
I just got asked out.
270
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,320
Say yes. Say yes.
271
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,370
Even if it's a wrong number.
272
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,910
It's the son of the couple
whose car I hit.
273
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,080
I paid for their bumper,
274
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,960
and now he wants
to have coffee with me.
275
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,130
Look at that--
the universe is rewarding you
276
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,880
for doing the right thing.
277
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,460
Well, be careful-- you
don't even know this guy.
278
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,590
He could be a serial killer.
279
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,550
Or just want to kill
you and be done.
280
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,100
I say pack your Mace,
roll the dice.
281
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,560
Thanks, Mom.
282
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,320
TREVOR:
Yeah, go ahead, Sandra,
pack your bag!
283
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,480
It didn't scare me
last time you did it,
284
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,940
and it doesn't
scare me now!
285
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,900
SANDRA:
I am not trying to scare you!
286
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,870
I am trying to get away
from your toxic narcissism!
287
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,450
TREVOR:
We have been having
the same fight for 16 years!
288
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,330
Nothing is ever
good enough for you!
289
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,870
SANDRA:
I am so done with you!
290
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,470
Bonnie?
291
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,470
Hello.
292
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,480
Hi! Kevin!
293
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,360
Hey!
294
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,230
I-I'll be right there.
295
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,650
Great.
I'll get us a table.
296
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,240
(chuckles)
297
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,080
(crunch)
298
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,080
Oh, no, no, no!
299
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,370
(groans)
300
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,330
Damn it.
301
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,250
I'm gonna be alone forever!
302
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,520
Sorry about that.
303
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,180
No worries.
304
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,650
I lost track of the time.
305
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,690
Are you okay?
306
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:07,360
As always, we're not here
to talk about me.
307
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:11,740
So, were you able to utilize
the tools with Adam?
308
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,280
We tried.
309
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,280
If anything,
they made the fight bigger.
310
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,280
Maybe that's
why you don't use them
311
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,660
when you fight with your wife.
312
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,000
I know this is asking a lot,
but I'd really like you to try
313
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,750
and forget
what you witnessed earlier.
314
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:27,800
Sure.
Forgotten.
315
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,010
Anyway, we tried physical touch,
we tried counting.
316
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,720
It just led to me throwing
more potatoes,
317
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,720
and this time it wasn't the
little ones--
318
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,930
they were mashed
and covered in hot butter.
319
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,470
Well...
320
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,600
some fights are too big
for the tools.
321
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,730
Sometimes the rupture
between the two of you
322
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:47,610
is so deep and so wide
you can't even hear each other.
323
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,610
You try and you try, and you...
324
00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:53,280
you want to put everything back
in the box, but you just can't.
325
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,200
That sounds very painful.
326
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,030
Sometimes I wake up, I don't
even know how to breathe.
327
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:04,290
Wait.
What did you just do?
328
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,580
I created a safe space
without judgment.
329
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,630
I'm not sure I like this.
330
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:13,340
That's okay. Just live
with the feeling for a moment.
331
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,430
I don't know.
332
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:17,430
I feel like
I've worked my ass off.
333
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,260
I've given her
a great life, but...
334
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,680
yet nothing is ever good enough.
335
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,810
Why are you making this all
about yourself?
336
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,770
I don't think I am.
337
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,690
You have to remember,
her inner life
338
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,480
is totally separate from you.
339
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,360
Isn't it possible she has needs
that aren't being met
340
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,650
that have nothing to do
with you?
341
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,110
Huh.
342
00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,820
That's something to think about.
343
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,990
It is, isn't it?
344
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,330
Well, obviously,
today went off the rails.
345
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,370
I'm not gonna charge you
for this week.
346
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,670
Of course not.
But I am gonna charge you.
347
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,300
Thirty-five dollars.
348
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,010
I'm not kidding.
349
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,730
You.
350
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:07,480
Hi. I'm not sure why I keep
choosing to do it this way,
351
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,020
but here's a note and a check.
352
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,820
MAN (on TV):
...razing or totally damaging
353
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,110
30 homes, triggering...
354
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,280
Hey.
355
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,530
(turns off TV)
Hey.
356
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,700
I know you were just in therapy.
357
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,530
I know you're in charge
of dinner.
358
00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:25,500
I'm just sitting here
being mature.
359
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,290
How are you?
360
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,840
I'm fine.
361
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,340
Don't just say fine.
I'm really asking how you are.
362
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,300
Oh, God,
is this another therapy tool?
363
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,140
What's next?
364
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,350
Are we gonna talk to each other
with puppets?
365
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,560
His puppets are for kids,
366
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,560
and I'm not allowed
to play with them
367
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,850
since I left them
in funny positions.
368
00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:53,570
This is just me realizing
I want you to listen to me,
369
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,320
but I don't always stop
to listen to you.
370
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,530
So...
371
00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,740
do you have stuff on your mind?
372
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,240
Yeah, I got tons of stuff
on my mind.
373
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,330
Like what?
374
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,710
Well, the big topic in here
these days is death.
375
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,210
Oh.
376
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,790
Mine or yours?
377
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,790
Definitely mine.
378
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,800
You know...
379
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,510
getting married
kind of gave me a future...
380
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,850
and people that I need to...
take care of,
381
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,560
and my last birthday,
382
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,600
I-I turned the same age
as my dad was when he died,
383
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,230
so yeah,
I'm thinking about dying.
384
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,270
How often?
385
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,570
Oh, you know, three,
four hundred times a day.
386
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,610
Honey, that's pretty often.
387
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,820
I take breaks and...
worry about earthquakes.
388
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,450
Okay, I'm gonna
touch you now,
389
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,410
and it's not a
therapy thing.
390
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,460
It's an "I love you" thing.
391
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800
You know you don't have
to worry about me.
392
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,470
I can take care of myself.
393
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,590
I know that.
394
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,850
It still doesn't help.
395
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,770
Did you feel that?
396
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:17,690
Jill, thanks so
much for hosting.
397
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,440
Oh, this is gonna be
so fun.
398
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,490
Footloose Kevin Bacon
is my favorite Kevin Bacon.
399
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,820
This is way nicer
than Marjorie's.
400
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,490
The screen's bigger
than a postage stamp,
401
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,280
and we don't have
to fight the cats
402
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,950
for couch space or popcorn.
403
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,620
Yes, it's wonderful.
404
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,410
Mm.
Thank you, Jill.
405
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,500
And it smells
so clean.
Okay.
406
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,340
Okay.
407
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,340
I got Milk Duds...
408
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,550
and Whoppers.
409
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,010
I had Reese's Pieces, but...
410
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,800
it's a long walk
from the kitchen.
411
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,430
It's just nicer in every way.
412
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,720
Stop it!
413
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,890
All right,
starting the movie.
414
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,560
Since when do
you wear glasses?
415
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,570
I just found out I need them.
You know, for movies.
416
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,690
Maybe a little bit
for driving.
417
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,570
What'd you do,
hit another car?
418
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,450
Hope so. That's
how she meets men.
419
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:07,990
(laughter)
420
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:09,990
Movie's starting.
(gasps)
421
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,500
("Footloose"
by Kenny Loggins playing)
422
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,330
What are you doing?
423
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,540
Oh, I'm gonna dance
for the entire movie,
424
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:20,210
'cause the people
in this town can't.
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