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You know, we make
a big deal around here
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when we've been sober
for three months.
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I just want to say I've been
in a committed relationship
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for three months.
Where's my chip?
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Really? She wants a boyfriend
and a chip?
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I'm just enjoying that she's
missing a button on her blouse.
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JILL: I mean,
it's going so well
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it's making me nervous.
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We do have our problems.
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Andy's a cop,
so watching police shows
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has become incredibly annoying.
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He's all, "That's not how
we search somebody.
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No cop I know can run for five
blocks, then jump a fence."
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And then my alcoholic brain
starts thinking,
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"Is this the thing that's gonna
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make me have to
break up with him?"
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'Cause it's got to be something.
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So I call Marjorie,
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and she says I should
just focus on the fact
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that I'm in a healthy
relationship
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with a good man
who's crazy about me.
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If anybody knows
how the hell to do that,
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talk to me after.
Thanks.
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(applause)
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Who else would like to share?
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Mary.
Hi, I'm Mary, and
I'm an alcoholic.
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Hello, Mary.
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MARY: I had hoped
the autumn winds
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would bring a little
change in my life.
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Instead, I'm just
sad and chilly.
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This program has really
helped me get my life together.
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I wish my family would
follow my lead.
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I have to call my daughter
by 8:00 a.m.,
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otherwise she's too drunk
to carry on a conversation.
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And my grandson Todd
got arrested again.
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For stealing a car this time.
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At least he's thinking bigger.
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But I don't have
money for bail,
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let alone a lawyer.
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You know, in the past,
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I'd be all worked up
over that.
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But now I trust that
my higher power has a plan.
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(laughs):
So no need to worry.
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God's got his eye on Mary.
Thank you.
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(applause)
Hi. Bonnie, alcoholic.
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Sorry, that's all
the time we have.
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What?
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ALL:
God, grant me the serenity...
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Don't worry, I'm totally okay
with the fact
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that you hogged all the time.
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Mom!
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...and the wisdom
to know the difference.
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Hi. I'm Bonnie,
and I'm an alcoholic.
What are you doing?
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I had a rough morning,
and I'm not leaving
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until you people
hear about it.
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Nothing triggers me more
than when people blame me
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for something that I didn't do.
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So I'm at the grocery store,
and I pick up one lime,
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and it starts a lime avalanche.
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And then the produce guy
looks at me
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like I should pick them up.
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I don't work there.
I didn't build
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the structurally unsound
lime pyramid.
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Hey, Mary, wake it up.
I'm telling my story.
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Mary. Oh, my God!
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Mary, are you all right?
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Marjorie, call 911.
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I should have been able
to do more to help her.
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I mean, I'm a nurse,
for God's sake.
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She had an aneurism, there's
nothing you could have done.
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Maybe we should all find
peace in the fact that
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Mary passed away sober
and surrounded by friends
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who cared about her.
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(slurping loudly)
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Sorry, this is my first
sober person death, and I...
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I didn't realize how festive
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a strawberry milkshake
would look.
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I can't believe
how sudden it was.
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Why am I so sad?
I barely knew her.
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Maybe that's why.
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I barely knew her,
and now I never will.
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Mary's last moment
on this earth
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was me being mean to her.
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I'm a horrible person.
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Nothing?
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No comfort from anyone?
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Mary knew not to take
what you said personally.
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She probably just tuned you out,
like the rest of us do.
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You open your mouth, and all
I hear is an air conditioner.
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That's the comfort I was
looking for. Thank you.
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You know, her share today
was the most positive
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I've ever heard her.
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Yeah, because she thought
God had a plan for her.
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And he did. He was
gonna kill her.
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I don't think
that's how it works.
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You know, when you
think about it,
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God has a plan
to kill all of us.
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It's just a matter
of where and when.
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(slurping loudly)
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And how. Also how.
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(slurping)
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Hey, what are you doing up?
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Well, I had coffee
too late in the day,
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and also,
our friend died suddenly.
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That led to questioning
God's plan for me,
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and whether I should
trust this guy.
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Really?
You used to buy drugs
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from a guy without a nose,
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but you're running
a background check on God?
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I'm just trying to make sense
out of Mary's death.
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And I'm-I'm thinking that,
you know,
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maybe I can help her grandson
out with his case.
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Wait, this is the same
grandson who robbed us?
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Maybe after that, you can
take a Nazi to Disneyland.
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Please go back to bed.
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No. I'll just lie there
beating myself up
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for being a jerk
to Mary.
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I wish I could apologize.
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You can.
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Like talking to the dead?
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I only 80% believe
in that stuff.
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Unless you move this glass
right now, Mary!
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Yeah, now I'm at 75.
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I'm talking about
a living amends.
Never heard of it.
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Really? Because people
share about it
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all the time at meetings.
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Honey, I listen to you,
Tammy and sometimes Jill,
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if she's wearing
a bright color.
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It's a thing where
if you can't
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make a direct amends to
the person you harmed,
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you take a kinder attitude
with everyone else.
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What, I was mean to Mary,
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so now I got to be nice
to a bunch of randos?
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Or just people you know.
Or live with.
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Ugh, let me try
talking to Mary first.
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Mary, I am sorry for
being rude to you.
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If we're good, I'm gonna
need you to move this glass.
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She says we're good,
and I can stay mean.
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Mary, are you gonna
haunt my mother
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if she's not nice
to everyone else?
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Ooh, she's here.
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VERONICA:
Christy!
I'm here.
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Christy!
I'm here.
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Oh. Good morning.
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I'm working
from the floor today.
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Okay. Here's your smoothie.
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You'll need to hold it
up to my mouth.
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Don't look at me when you do it.
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It'll make me feel vulnerable.
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No, that's my eye.
Find my mouth.
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Ah.
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Are you all right?
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I am not. Last night,
while under the influence
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of a particularly zippy strain
of sativa,
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my Tinder date and I
made the ill-advised decision
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to tape folders to our feet
and ski down the stairs.
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We terrified my dog,
and I tweaked my back.
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Then we had sex and
I destroyed my back.
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Oh! Oh! Spasm.
Help me up!
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Ow.
Sorry.
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Ow. Oh!
Sorry.
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That feels good.
Stay right there.
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Ah.
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While I have you,
can I ask a quick favor?
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Well played.
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I'm-I'm trying to help out
a friend's grandson
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who just got arrested.
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Do you know a criminal lawyer
who might be able
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to handle it pro bono?
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I'll do it.
You will?
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All of the partners are required
to do pro bono work.
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This is a great opportunity
for you to do mine.
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I'm still in law school.
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You think I'm ready
to handle my own case?
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Oh, God, no. I just don't care
how this turns out.
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So, is this the rest of my day?
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Yep. Stop moving my head
with your boobs.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I was gonna sit there,
but then I realized
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that's where Mary sat,
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and I didn't want to sit
on her spirit.
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Like I did when she was alive.
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Again, nothing?
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Look, I admit I did not
treat her well,
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but I'm trying to
make up for it.
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To that end, I think
we should leave this chair empty
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to honor Mary.
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Oh, Mary would love that.
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I'm barely holding it together.
Can we not talk about Mary?
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Speaking of Mary,
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I called her daughter,
and she said
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they're not planning
to have a memorial.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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It is. So I'm gonna throw one.
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My way of getting to know
her a little better.
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That is such a loving
and kind thing to do.
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Are you being mean?
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I'm being sincere.
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Yeah. Still can't tell.
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This Mary thing's really
scrambled my eggs.
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I mean, I know she was way older
than the rest of us...
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I think she was a couple
years younger than Marjorie.
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What?!
Yup.
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It's not just Marjorie's
clothes that make her old,
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it's actual time.
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Sorry. New to nice.
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I've never thought
about this,
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but Marjorie could go
at any minute.
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Oh, yeah, she's definitely next.
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Damn it.
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Just knock on the door
when you're done.
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Thank you.
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Hello, Mr. Davis.
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My friends call me Stink.
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Well, how about we
split the difference
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and call you Todd?
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My name is Christy Plunkett,
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and I am here to offer you
legal representation.
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You're a lawyer?
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Not yet, but I work
for a really mean one,
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which sucks for me
but could be great for you.
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I was also a friend
of your grandma's.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
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Thanks. You know
who's getting her TV?
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I don't.
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As my sort of lawyer,
could you find out?
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Sure.
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Oh, I also want her microwave.
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It's got a button
with a popcorn picture on it.
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There's one for a potato, too,
but it doesn't work as good.
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You know, I was there
when your grandmother died.
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She loved you so much.
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In fact, her last words
were about you.
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That's nice.
Hey, can I have your bra?
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Nothing weird.
I'm just gonna sell it to a guy.
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He'll probably
do something weird with it.
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You know what?
I am gonna call you Stink.
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Hey, Veronica,
do you have a minute...?
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Oh, that's new.
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It just got delivered.
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I'm hoping to do three to four
miles per conference call.
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So you're feeling better?
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Either that, or I'm super high
on painkillers. Maybe both.
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Anyway, I went to the jail
and interviewed Todd.
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Ah. Interval training.
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Just keep going.
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I'm talking to you and myself.
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I don't think we should
represent this guy.
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He's definitely guilty
and a total scumbag.
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Ugh, this thing wants me
to climb a mountain now?
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Christy, take over until
it flattens out again.
252
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:37,120
I don't see how that would...
Take over!
253
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,790
(sighs)
254
00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,990
Christy...
255
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:48,800
...people who need lawyers
256
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,800
tend to be people
who make bad choices.
257
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,110
So, do we judge bad choices?
258
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:55,610
No, we love bad choices,
259
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,210
because they pay for our shoes
and food and vacations.
260
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,610
Do you like shoes and food
and vacations?
261
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,180
Not these shoes, not right now.
262
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:10,660
It's just, I know he's gonna
get out and steal again,
263
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,660
I can just tell.
264
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:15,560
Well, look, in our justice
system, everyone is entitled
265
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,700
to a competent defense--
that's the bottom line.
266
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,970
If you don't believe in that,
you shouldn't be a lawyer.
267
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,870
Yeah, you're right.
268
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:24,740
Ooh! It's leveling again.
269
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,740
Your turn.
Nope, I got to pee.
270
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,740
Keep it going.
271
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,740
I said keep it going!
272
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,950
(moans)
273
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:36,650
And who has the BLT and fries?
274
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,920
That's me.
275
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,690
A BLT and fries?
276
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,620
Why don't you just vape
on a scooter
277
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:44,120
while not being vaccinated?
278
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,760
It's turkey bacon.
279
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,700
Liar. That's real bacon.
280
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,970
No, it's turkey.
281
00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:56,100
Seriously? This is delicious.
282
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,770
Fake bacon's come a long way.
283
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,770
Next time, perhaps you should
think about trusting
284
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,740
our friend Marjorie.
285
00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,850
Thank you, Bonnie.
286
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:10,120
I appreciate your
new attitude.
287
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,850
Good 'cause it's about
as comfortable
288
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,050
as passing a kidney stone.
289
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,190
Yay, Christy's here.
290
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,560
I know that came out phony,
but I meant it.
291
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,130
How did court go?
292
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,060
(exhales)
It was a disaster.
293
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,900
Oh. You'll win
next time, sweetie.
294
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,300
No, we won.
295
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,770
A man who prefers
to be called Stink
296
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,570
is now back on the streets.
297
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:35,740
Clearly, God's plan for me
is to be a terrible person
298
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:38,110
who sets other
terrible people free.
299
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,650
Well, do you think
he's gonna come
300
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,150
to his grandmother's memorial?
301
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,650
'Cause that'll change
the head count for the caterers.
302
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:48,650
Nothing is worse than
running out of crab legs.
303
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,660
What about dying?
304
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,960
Crab legs?
You're really going all out.
305
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,230
Everybody deserves a big
party when they're dead.
306
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,230
This could be my new career.
Dead people party planner.
307
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,770
(chuckles)
308
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,100
I love that for you.
309
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,570
I mean, you should work
on the name, but yeah.
310
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,610
You being mean?
311
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,610
I don't even know anymore.
312
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:19,890
Other than Todd contaminating
the chocolate fountain,
313
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,750
this is just beautiful, Jill.
314
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,890
I know. It's perfect.
315
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:28,160
It's just, I put this whole
thing together for Mary,
316
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,630
but I didn't know her at all,
317
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:31,260
so I picked all
the things I like
318
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,570
and now I feel like
I'm at my own funeral.
319
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,670
It's okay.
You're still alive.
320
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:39,170
See? Not your picture.
321
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,240
Yeah, well, I can't go
through this again.
322
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,980
Since most of y'all are
gonna die before me,
323
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,240
I need to know your favorite
flower, hors d'oeuvres and song.
324
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:50,080
Daffodil, corn nuts,
and "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.
325
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,290
Mm. It's your funeral.
326
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,990
(gasps) That could be
the name of my company.
327
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,220
Hold on, where's Wendy?
328
00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,660
Did you notice
I noticed that all by myself?
329
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,060
This is working.
330
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,860
I haven't seen her all week.
331
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,600
And she didn't respond
to the e-vite.
332
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,800
I'm gonna call her.
Does anyone know her number?
333
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,740
(gasps)
My God. Marjorie.
334
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,210
Marjorie!
What?
335
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,610
What?
(sighs)
336
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,070
I thought you were dead.
337
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,140
I was praying.
338
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,150
It's a very similar look.
339
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,220
Yesterday you thought I was dead
because I took a nap.
340
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,580
This morning you thought
I was dead because I didn't
341
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,550
"make enough noise
in the shower."
342
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:32,060
Again, I'm sorry for barging in,
and I will rehang the door.
343
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,730
Sit down.
344
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,700
Tammy, someday I'm gonna die,
345
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,630
but I'm not gonna spend my life
worrying about it.
346
00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,240
I know, that's my job.
347
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,310
No, it's not.
348
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:49,340
Look, I get that you're doing
this 'cause you care about me,
349
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:53,150
but if you don't stop, you're
gonna die way before I do.
350
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,650
Are you threatening me?
351
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,020
Mess with my bacon again
and find out.
352
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,660
(sighs)
What are you doing here?
353
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,600
Even though you're a nurse,
354
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,570
you are not responsible
for Mary's death.
355
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,100
I know.
356
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,270
Then what's going on?
357
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,210
Why aren't you at her memorial?
358
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,210
I just didn't feel like going.
359
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,070
Well, no one ever feels like it.
360
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,240
"Oh, it's a sunny day, maybe we
should have a picnic in the park
361
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,510
and then catch a funeral."
362
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:30,180
Come on. Get dressed,
you're going.
363
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,180
I really don't want to.
364
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,380
Your friends are there.
365
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,550
Yeah, right.
366
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:34,750
What's that supposed to mean?
367
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,090
All my "friends"?
368
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,190
Yes, your friends,
369
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:38,660
the people you
see every day.
370
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,120
You mean the people
who don't know me
371
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,560
any better than they knew Mary?
372
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,060
That's not true. We know you.
373
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,130
Where am I from?
374
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,330
(scoffs)
375
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:54,370
The United States of America.
376
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,210
Florida.
377
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,280
We've been friends
for five years,
378
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,680
you don't even know
I'm from Florida.
379
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,250
We've been friends
for five years?
380
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,520
See?
381
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,490
Fine, two can play at this
game. Where am I from?
382
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,220
You were born in Bakersfield.
383
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,320
Your mother abandoned you
at a firehouse
384
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,790
in Fresno when you were four.
385
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,160
And then you lived
at 12 different foster homes.
386
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,430
Well, my story is
very memorable,
387
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:19,500
especially the way I tell it.
388
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,170
Did you know I have two moms?
389
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:25,070
And that was
before it was cool.
390
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,270
Y-You do?
391
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:28,310
We lived on a houseboat
in the Keys.
392
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,510
Well, that's fascinating.
393
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,340
I told you that a hundred times,
394
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,810
but no one listens to me.
395
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,210
Sometimes I think
you just keep me around
396
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,050
because you feel sorry for me.
397
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:39,250
Okay. Okay, let's blow out the
candles on this pity party.
398
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,520
You are a huge part
of this group.
399
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,390
I am not.
Come on, when I relapsed,
400
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:45,390
you never left my side
while I was detoxing.
401
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,060
Even after I took
a swing at you.
402
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,830
You're loyal and kind and
you show up for everyone,
403
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,730
no matter what.
404
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,660
And yes, it's true,
I don't know a lot
405
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,330
about your lesbian
seafaring upbringing.
406
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,510
But I do love you.
407
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,180
And it's on me
that you don't know that.
408
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,080
Oh. Where have you been?
409
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,090
You missed the whole thing.
410
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,550
I went to pick up Wendy.
411
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,490
She's part of our group
and she should be here.
412
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,060
Yeah, since Mary died, I've...
413
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,160
Jill's eulogy
was fantastic.
414
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,530
She made it all about herself.
Hey.
415
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:27,630
You interrupted
Wendy. Wendy, go.
416
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,230
Since Mary died,
I've just been down.
417
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,740
I snapped at my
daughter for that?
418
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,170
I'm willing to shine
the spotlight on you,
419
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,710
but give us a show.
420
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,640
Come on, let's hit
the pastry tower.
421
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,180
Hey. Christy, right?
Yeah.
422
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,550
I'm Mary's daughter Angela.
423
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:47,520
I just want to say thank you
for what you did for my son.
424
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,790
Actually, I did it for your mom.
425
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:53,120
You know, she always saying
how nice her AA friends were,
426
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,460
and, um, I thought that she was
just trying to get me to go.
427
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,060
And I did go a couple of times,
I thought it was lame.
428
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,160
Then, you know,
429
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,400
seeing how you guys
all just showed up for her here
430
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,100
and threw this nice thing,
431
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:10,010
it kind of made me think
that maybe I could, um,
432
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,380
uh, try it again.
433
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,740
Well, I'd be happy
434
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,310
to take you to a meeting
sometime if you want.
435
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,350
I would appreciate that.
436
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:20,080
I'm gonna get my cell phone
so I can get your number.
437
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,320
Okay.
438
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,120
Look at that.
439
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,620
You did have a plan.
440
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:31,230
Jill, do you have
a white Range Rover?
Yeah.
441
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,160
Any chance Todd has
a white Range Rover?
442
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,570
No.
Then I think Todd took
your white Range Rover.
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