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What is this?New menu.
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New menu?
No one asked us.
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You put raisins in
my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers only
come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing
to hide behind?
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I knew you weren't
ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry. Tiny trees
make me sad.
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That's why I don't
eat broccoli.
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I can't. I'm getting
something done.
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Bonnie?
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I wish I could,
but I have plans.
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She's helping me
study for the GED.
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Oh, that's right,
I really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss
Getting Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the
first step towards
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getting my
contractor's license.
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The second step is learning
how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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It's so cute.
These two have had a lot
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of late-night study sessions
at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it to the cats
to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.
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Would you like to
look at the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident
on the freeway.
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Oh, please. You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here.
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I brought
something for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets
a gift and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean "me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever that
is, I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the hospital
to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung,
smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is
I don't have to quit till June.
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle
is equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine.
You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many brain cells ago.
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You know,
before the drinking, the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.Tammy,
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I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep it
in your face. Catch.
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Hey. How many times
have I told you kids
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to not play lung
in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross. Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick.
Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me.
I haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started
asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200
on cigarettes last month?
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That's it. I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die
of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
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I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping me
study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff
better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had
one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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Hey.Adam's home.
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Calm down.What's going on?
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I quit smoking.
And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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That sounds like a
great idea... Why?Now, don't you start.
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You always say you hate
being a building manager.
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Maybe this will
open up some doors.
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just gonna
take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just,
we're not good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing out
on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
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The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's
harassing me about it.
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Oh, my God.
Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it,
who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health,
and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days could
be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just shut
the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you want
to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good at tests.
I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to change
the subject
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by pretending
to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong,
sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't
handle before.
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JILL:
Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope.
I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize
it's been 40 years
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since we sat together
in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin
in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we
studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing?Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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Why?There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like
he's wearing pants.
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It's distracting. Yeah.Okay.
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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: Hey.
My friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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You okay?
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Perfect.
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Except Big Ben
is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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So glad we're
doing this together.Me, too.
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PROCTOR:
And begin.
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Which one of you
is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away
without a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to live
longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking
still hard?
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Yes, Jill.
Yes, it is.
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Why don't you try
that nicotine gum?
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It's supposed to
take the edge off.
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Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you
keep talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you
a refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like,
30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
I got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like
to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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Want a cookie?
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Toothpick?
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Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you
to feel sorry for me.
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into this.
It's all my fault.
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No, it's not.
I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff.
What happened?
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What always happens:
I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
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It didn't help that the room
was, like, 1,000 degrees
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and there were sirens
and dogs and a mouth breather
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who sounded like Darth Vader.
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Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
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Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
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Never. Now, come on,
let's go celebrate
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the one person in this room
who actually is smart.
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I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
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00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,874
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
256
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,703
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
257
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,705
So do you.
Oh, so do I.
258
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,490
What's up?I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
259
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,927
Oh, that's understandable.
260
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,798
But, honey, this is a big deal.
261
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,235
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
262
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,629
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
263
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,152
I passed, I passed,
I passed.
264
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,111
Come on, Marge,
dance with me.Yeah, yeah. Okay.
265
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,503
Okay, okay.I passed, I passed.
266
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,679
My hip. My back. My leg.
267
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,948
Uh-uh, Christy, we're waiting
over here for them.
268
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,080
I'm coming.
269
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,953
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
270
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,781
Now, why would she have
an alarm company?
271
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,652
She barely has
any furniture.
272
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
Attention deficit disorder.
273
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,656
Oh, that you
definitely have.
274
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,050
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
275
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,182
in finger painting talking?
276
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,576
You know, it would
explain a lot.
277
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,317
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
278
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,058
you're the captain of?
279
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,103
I know a doctor
who can test you.
280
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,540
Ugh.
Wouldn't kill you
to check it out.
281
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,020
Actually, I think it would,
because if I find out
282
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,848
I have one more thing
wrong with me, I'm gonna go home
283
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:26,936
and put my head
in the oven.
284
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,852
It's electric,
but you can try.
285
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,028
All right, let's go.
286
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,688
It's okay,
blow right in my face.
287
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,690
JILL:
Christy!
288
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,736
Love you guys.
Smell you tomorrow.
289
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,701
Oh. What are
you doing up?
290
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,572
Nothing.
What are you doing up?
291
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,574
Nothing.
292
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,279
What are you looking for?
293
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,848
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
294
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,893
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
295
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,330
Damn it.
296
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,725
So, why are you really up?
297
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,988
I'm reading about A.D.D.
298
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,817
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
299
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,950
if you might have it.Did you take it?
300
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,777
About half, and then
I found your credit card
301
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,041
and bought a pair of yoga pants,
just for old time's sake.
302
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,957
Well, first, give me my card.
303
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,219
It's already back
in your wallet.
304
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,221
What is this, amateur hour?
305
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,093
All right, let me see this test.
306
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,186
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
307
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,232
That's when I saw the ad
for the yoga pants,
308
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,364
so what do you
think, sometimes?
309
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,237
Sure.
310
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:55,938
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
311
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,777
Do you ever have difficulty
staying focused
312
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,085
during boring
or repetitive tasks?
313
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,782
What's going on?
314
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,175
Things were heating up in there,
315
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,828
and then you just wandered off.
316
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,320
Sometimes.Sometimes.
317
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,808
There it is.
318
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,853
Right?
319
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,422
Thought you quit.
320
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,468
I did.
321
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:51,385
Twice this morning,
and again ten minutes ago.
322
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,214
I don't get it.
323
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,086
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
324
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,740
but I can't beat this?
325
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,916
Well, 'cause you had
a lot of support
326
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,396
with those other things.
327
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:06,356
You ever considered
Nicotine Anonymous?
328
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,231
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
329
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,711
No more programs.
Okay.
330
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,105
Maybe you're not
ready to stop.
331
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,716
But I hate it.
My friends hate it.
332
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,935
It makes me smell bad.
333
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,371
It's wreaking
havoc on my skin.
334
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,156
My teeth are turning yellow.
335
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,028
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
336
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,900
Excuse me, can you
take this inside?
337
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,034
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
338
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,820
Yeah, this is my
last one, too.
339
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,437
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and
I'm an alcoholic.
340
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,742
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
341
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,267
So, I just came from the doctor,
342
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,313
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
343
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,535
And it kind of explains
my whole life.
344
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,755
My trouble at school, jobs,
345
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,193
relationships.
346
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,717
Good news is he says
I can take the GED again
347
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,545
and ask for extra time.
348
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,721
I can even take it
in a room by myself
349
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,464
if I want to, where there
are no distractions.
350
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,770
You know, a do-over.
351
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,729
I kind of wish
I could get a do-over
352
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,210
for the other stuff
I've messed up in my life.
353
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,648
God.
354
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,563
How did no one notice this?
355
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,609
I mean, if one
foster parent
356
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,568
or teacher or
anybody had said,
357
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,223
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
358
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,833
everything could have
been different.
359
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,705
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
360
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,882
and now I find out
it didn't have to be that way?
361
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,149
Who knows what
I could have done?
362
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,632
That's all I got.
363
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,245
Oh, one more thing.
364
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,725
If you've ever been mad at me
for falling asleep
365
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,250
or texting while you're sharing,
you can't be.
366
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,599
I have A.D.D.
367
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,741
This new salad is the best.
368
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,873
Why did we resist it?
369
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,962
I know. Nectarines, corn
and cranberries
370
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,879
don't seem like they
go together, but they do.
371
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,272
Kind of like us.
372
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,494
I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
373
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,540
I hate it.
Excuse me, Bea?
374
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,846
When I ordered this salad,
I didn't realize
375
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,370
there was all this
gross stuff in it.
376
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,981
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.
377
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,244
Yeah, but here's the thing.
378
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,377
I have A.D.D.
379
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,293
I'll light a candle for you.
380
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:46,386
I'm gonna make you a T-shirt
that says "I have A.D.D."
381
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,562
so you don't have
to say it as much.
382
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,825
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?
383
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,436
I got to feed my meter.
384
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,309
Wait, before
you go smoke,
385
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,963
we all chipped in
and got you something.
386
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,881
If this is a kidney or a heart
387
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,232
or any other diseased organ,
388
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,931
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.
389
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:13,021
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?
390
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,502
Come on, open it.
391
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,200
Ah.
392
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,376
Nicotine gum.
393
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,204
Have I really been that cranky?
394
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,901
ALL:
Yes.
395
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:27,122
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.
396
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,125
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.
397
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,214
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