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Hey, guys, a quick announcement
before we start.
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Uh, my firm...
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CLASS:
Stone, Gannon and Associates.
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Okay, I might have
mentioned it before.
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We'’re offering a summer
internship for one-L'’s,
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and I'’ve decided
I'’m giving it to someone
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in this class.
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So this week...CHRISTY:
Oh, my God, I want it.
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I'’m gonna get this.
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I mean, I-I'’m the best student
in this class.
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Who'’s better than me? Glen?
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Who wants a lawyer who'’s always
smelling his fingers?
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Susan'’s always on her phone.
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Joe looks like a little boy
wearing his father'’s suit.
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And then there'’s Nick.
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What'’s the deal with him?
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Some days, he'’s handsome,
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some days, he looks
like a giant marionette.
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Hmm, come on, focus.
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Who am I missing?
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Oh, yes. Ha. Lisa.
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The know-it-all
who actually knows it all.
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Yeah, I'’m thinking
about you, too.
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'’Cause I can take you.
'’Cause I'm amazing.
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Did I just say that to myself?
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Oh, my God, I have confidence
and self-esteem.
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When did that kick in?
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And I really believe it.
I'’m the best.
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I'’m the best.
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That'’s right, deal with it.
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♪
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So I am sitting in
my criminal law class today,
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sizing up my competition,
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and I realize, out of nowhere,
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I am brimming with confidence.
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Brim... ming.
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Excuse me, Beatrice?
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I asked for no mayo.
Guess what I got?
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Mayo?
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Gobs of it, Bea.
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Would you like me
to take it back?
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No. I'’m really hungry.
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I just wanted to be heard.
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Thanks for letting me
be a part of this.
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Look at you, taking down a woman
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who'’s been on her feet
for 12 hours.
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Brimming. No one is safe.
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Well, if you'’re still feeling
feisty, you can come over
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to my house and give my
gardener the business.
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I got mushrooms
on my putting green.
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Seems we'’ve finally
turned the corner
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from the usual complaints
about law school.
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She'’ll circle back.
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This week, we'’re
doing a mock trial.
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The professor picked
a real court case,
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gave us all the files and
we'’re gonna try it ourselves.
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Do you get to object?
I'’ve always wanted to object.
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What are you talking about?
That'’s all you ever do.
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I object.
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I wanted more from that.
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I got picked to be
the prosecutor,
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and this suck-up Lisa
is the defense attorney,
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Whoever wins the case is clearly
going to get the internship.
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Ooh, smart people cage fight.
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[shouts]
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Tammy'’s had a toothache
for a couple of days.
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It really hurts when I eat.
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Yummy, ow, yummy, ow.
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Stop eating.
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You don'’t stop eating a BLT.
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Do you want me to
give you the number
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to my dentist?
He'’s really hot.
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All your doctors are hot.
Is that how you pick them?
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Yeah.
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I already have a
dentist appointment.
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I was hoping one of you
could take me.
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We could make it a day.
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How is that a day?
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They probably have a fish tank.
Wendy, you brightened a little.
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Sorry, I have to work.
Can'’t Marjorie take you?
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Nope. Fancy Pantsuit over here
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is living it up in
the wilds of Canada.
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By "living it up," she means
I'’m speaking to 300 alcoholics.
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Tell them what it'’s called.
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The Saskatoon Sober Jamboree.
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You left out the word "sad."
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I'’ll take you
to the dentist, Tammy.
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Thanks, Big Sauce.
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You know, they don'’t let
just anyone speak at the Jam.
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[groans]
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No fish tank.
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Ooh.
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Roasted pork loin with apples.
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[lips smacking]
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[coughs]
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And a lovely side dish.
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[coughs]
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Some people just take a picture.
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I left my phone in the car.
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Why do you think
I'’m looking at a magazine?
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Let'’s get out of here.You'’re done already?
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They haven'’t even started.
They want to knock me out.
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For a toothache?
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Oh, no, we'’re way past that.
My mouth is a disaster.
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There'’s gum scraping,
root canals.
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They want to yank one clean out.
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Oh, man.I told them I'’m sober
and I can'’t be put under.
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Well, sure you can.
There'’s no part of the program
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that says you'’re supposed
to suffer.
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You know, unless you end up
in Canada with Marjorie.
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[laughs, groans]
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Oh, no, no.
Go tell the dentist it'’s okay.
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But then they want to give me
a prescription for pain pills.
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You can take pills,
but you got to be careful.
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Those things are tricky.Right, right. Uh...
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I'’ll just stick with the
Tylenol. I mean, it got me
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through getting stabbed
in the leg with a fork,
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it'’ll get me through this.Wow.
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Your time inside was rough.
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Oh, no, that wasn'’t prison.
I was trying to kill a seagull
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that landed in my lap.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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the facts of this case
are clear.
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There is ample evidence that...
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[moans]
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Am I moving my hands too much?
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I didn'’t hear a word you said.
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I was mesmerized by how good
you look in my suit.
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What do you think?
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Well, I-I don'’t know.
Angie Harmon used to move
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her arms around a lot
on Law & Order.
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Wha-- She still on that show?
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No, it got canceled.
She went to Rizzoli & Isles.
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Well, that'’s not on anymore,
either.
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Should we be worried about her?
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Guys, can we worry about my
career and not Angie Harmon'’s?
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Uh, it'’s gonna be fine.
You'’re gonna do great.
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JILL:
Oh, my God.
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Angie got divorced.
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That woman can'’t catch a break.
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Tammy'’s still asleep.
She'’s a bit of a drooler.
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You'’re gonna need
to change your sheets.
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Maybe even the mattress.
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Great. But she better be up
before I go to bed tonight.
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I have a really big day
tomorrow.
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Eh, you say that
every day. You'’re like
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the girl who cried "big day."
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Well, this time it really is.
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Tomorrow'’s the mock trial
and I'’m completely unprepared
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and I'’m gonna lose
to know-it-all Lisa.
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Yesterday, you said, and
I quote, you were gonna
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"bitch slap her with the law."
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Then I remembered
she went to private school
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her whole life, aced her LSATs
and I'’m me, daughter of you.
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Oh, thank God.What?
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Angie got a miniseries
and a new guy.
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Christy,
I think you'’ve got this.
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That drug dealer'’s going down.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Your case is about a drug
dealer? What are the facts?
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The cops found the drugs
locked in a car in his driveway
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but his defense is
it'’s not his car.
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That'’s the oldest trick in
the book. Remember Oklahoma?
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When I bought that
beat-up old Monte Carlo,
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registered it
to a dead guy...
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And stashed your drugs in it,
so nothing could be tied
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to your name.
That'’s what this guy's doing.
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That'’s my girl.
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Well, this is scary.
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The upsetting part of the story
is they lived in Oklahoma.
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I mean, just move to Texas.
It'’s right there.
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TAMMY:
Tylenol!
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Tammy'’s up.Tylenol!
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It hurts!It'’s okay, it's right here.
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Ooh, hurry!
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Please do what she says.
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They don'’t make this easy.
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What'’s the problem?It'’s sealed so kids don't get...
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Oh, I know why.
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Ah, another seal.
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Oh, just jam
your finger into it.
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Oh, see, now I just pushed
the cotton down further.
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Christy, you'’ve got
the little monkey hands.
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Can you get it out?
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[sighs]
My past is an asset,
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my tiny hands are an asset.
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Everything'’s coming up Christy.
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No!
Tammy!
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What?
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Spit those out.
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Spit those out right now. Do it.
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All of them.
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Here'’s two.
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Might be three.
They'’re kind of stuck together.
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Look at all these stupid people.
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Why are they in front of us?
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Because they got here first.
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That doesn'’t seem fair.
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I'’m looking for some pain pills!
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Last name'’s Diffendorf!
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Why don'’t you go over there
and check your blood pressure
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on that super cool machine?
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How'’s that gonna
make me feel better?
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It won'’t, but it's over there.
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Diffendorf!
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Bonnie?
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Oh, thank God you answered.
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You'’re never happy
to talk to me.
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What'’s wrong? Are the cats okay?
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The cats are fine. It'’s the
other animal you live with
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that I'’m worried about.
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Tammy'’s mouth
is a complete teardown.
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She needs hardcore painkillers
to get her through the weekend.
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When do you get home?
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Not till Tuesday.What?
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I'’m 300/10. What does that mean?
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She needs a responsible
sober person
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to hold the pills for her.
Can'’t you come home early?
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No. I made a commitment
to a lot of people
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who are counting on me
being here.
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[laughs]:
Oh! Oh, Wayne, you devil.
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[laughs]
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I got to go.
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What? Who'’s Wayne?
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What are you here for?
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Cholesterol.
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Cut back on your butter.
Get behind me.
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You?
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I'’d rather not say.
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Got it. Boner pills.
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You'’re behind me, too.
And keep your eyes up.
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Come on, Bonnie. Everyone'’s cool
with us cutting in line.
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I'’m sorry, excuse me. My
friend is in a lot of pain.
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Excuse me. Hey, she
said eyes up, pops.
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Bonnie, wake up.
It'’s time. I need my pill.
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It-it hasn'’t been six hours.
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Five and a half is close enough.
My face is gonna fall off.
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Give her a pill or give me one.
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It'’s important to wait.
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Look,
I'’ll tell you what.
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I-I'’ll help you kill the time.
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How about we go play Clue?
You love Clue.
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Who did it? We don'’t know.
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I do love Clue.
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But you can'’t play
with two people.
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Oh, Adam can play. He'’s up.No he'’s not.
247
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,552
But he could be.No, he couldn'’t.
248
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,251
I'’ll go wake up Christy
and see if she wants to play.
249
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,427
No. She'’s got a big day.Oh, she always says that.
250
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:51,999
No further questions,
Your Honor.
251
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,654
Thank you, Lisa.
Christy, your witness.
252
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,569
Thank you, Your Honor.
253
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,789
Good afternoon, Glen.
254
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,573
Sup?
255
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,663
Curious choice of hat.
256
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,839
I thought it would
make me look street.
257
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:09,712
Ha. Let the record reflect
it does not.
258
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,627
Christy, can we move this along?
259
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,412
It'’s your contention
260
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,633
that you are not, in fact,
a drug dealer, correct?
261
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,895
That'’s right.
262
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,418
Hmm.
263
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,682
And yet a car parked
in your driveway
264
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,163
was found to contain
nine kilos of cocaine.
265
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,556
It'’s my Uncle Ronnie's car.
266
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,037
Oh. Would that be
267
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,344
Ronald Williams,
who died in 2008?
268
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,131
Why are you holding
onto his car?
269
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,177
I'’m a sentimental guy, yo.
270
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,222
Your Honor?
271
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,050
Knock it off, Glen.
272
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,880
Sorry, it'’s just so fun.
273
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:50,753
This phone was on your person
when you were arrested.
274
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:54,017
It'’s a 20-year-old Nokia 8265.
275
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,497
Is this your phone?
276
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,499
Yes.Hmm.
277
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,283
I'’d think you'd have
a smartphone,
278
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,329
cool guy like you
with a cool hat.
279
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:06,203
Uh, I like to kick it
old school?
280
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,903
Or is it because an old phone
like this has no GPS,
281
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:13,776
making it impossible for the
police to track your movements?
282
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:18,085
Is it because, in fact,
this phone is widely used
283
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:21,479
by drug dealers everywhere
for exactly those reasons?
284
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,481
Objection.
She'’s making an argument.
285
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:27,311
Your Honor, the defendant claims
he is not a drug dealer,
286
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,574
but he hides drugs
like a drug dealer,
287
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,142
he uses an old phone
like a drug dealer.
288
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,928
He rents multiple motel rooms
289
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,931
to avoid search warrants
like a drug dealer.
290
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,107
Where'’d she get all of this?
None of it was in the file.
291
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,065
It was all in the file, but
your childhood was too happy
292
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,327
for you to see it.
293
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,809
What'’s that supposed to mean?
294
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,420
It means this is the
world I grew up in.
295
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,900
My mother was a drug dealer, yo.
296
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,120
And to be honest,
297
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,775
I'’ve had my share
of dark years, too.
298
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,515
Do you ever wonder why I'’m
the oldest one in this class?
299
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,908
I did.Me, too.
300
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,911
I wondered as well,
but I'’m not allowed to ask.
301
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,218
'’Cause it was a long road
to get here.
302
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:07,047
I-I drank, I did drugs,
I was a stripper.
303
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,440
That has nothing to do with
this, but now it'’s out there.
304
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,530
Point is,
305
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:16,447
I-I know how drug dealers work,
and this scumbag is guilty.
306
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,710
[sighs]
307
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,017
The prosecution rests.
308
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,632
FYI, my parents got divorced
and they used me as a weapon,
309
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,025
so whatever.
310
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,857
[moaning]
311
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,511
[sobbing]
312
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,121
Hey, sounds like
you'’re doing better.
313
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,776
I'’m not.
314
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,083
Well, you'’ve got a while before
the next pill, but until then,
315
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,911
I'’ve got ice cream,
pudding and apple sauce.
316
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,564
Give me pudding.
317
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,088
Chocolate or
butterscotch?
318
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,873
Chocolate.
Don'’t ask dumb questions.
319
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,876
Fine. More
butterscotch for me.
320
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,662
You know, the whole
world'’s missing out.
321
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,840
[whispering]:
Yes.
322
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,625
No.
323
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,192
Come on, Tammy, dig deep.
324
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,804
Use as directed.
325
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,155
"Every four hours"?
326
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,418
Hey, Tammy, I took a shot
at some Cool Whip.
327
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,246
Thought it might jazz up
your pudding...
328
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,162
Four hours! Every four hours!
329
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,643
Not six, not five.
330
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,863
Four!
Okay, okay.
331
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,343
Let'’s just keep this table
between us and I'’ll explain.
332
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,041
While it'’s technically true
333
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,607
you can have a pill
every four hours,
334
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,000
I made an executive decision
335
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,001
to see if we could
stretch it to six,
336
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,133
and I think we'’re doing great.
337
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,656
Why would you make me suffer?
338
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,440
Because I love you.
339
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,574
You do?
340
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,184
O-Of course.
341
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,449
[sighs]
Come here.
342
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,974
I still think you can last
six hours.
343
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,714
You'’re a dead woman!
344
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,413
Stop putting furniture
between us.
345
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330
I'’ve done this
with cops for hours.
346
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,944
I can go all night.
347
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,994
I just feel so lost right now.
348
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,562
I thought I could trust you.
349
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,087
You'’re the closest thing
I have to a sister.
350
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,699
You can trust me.
351
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:21,485
I'’m really just trying
to protect you.
352
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,966
These pills can be
really dangerous.
353
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,056
I know, I'’m just-- headlock!
354
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,104
Ow!
355
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,410
[gasps]
That was so mean.
356
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,543
You put me in a headlock.That was a hug.
357
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,674
You yelled "headlock!"
358
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:47,990
Tammy, a couple years
ago, I hurt my back.
359
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,820
They gave me these things and I
was convinced I could handle it.
360
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,997
But it wasn'’t long before
one pill every four hours
361
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,695
became four pills
every one hour.
362
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,046
I'’m sorry, but this disease
is a sneaky little bitch,
363
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,786
and I just don'’t want
you to wake her up.
364
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,095
I hate you right now.
365
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,097
And I love you.
366
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,013
I definitely
don'’t want to relapse.
367
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,842
So it'’s been four hours.
368
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,539
Do you want a pill?
369
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,630
No. I'’m gonna try
to make it six.
370
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,851
Five and a half.
371
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,027
Here you go.
Thank you.
372
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,423
You wanted to see me?
373
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,077
Yes, Christy.
374
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,296
Thanks for coming.
Look, you did a really great job
375
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,863
the other day.
376
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,344
I mean,
I think Glen is still weeping.
377
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:42,610
Yeah. I think I saw
his hat in the trash.
378
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:46,266
So listen, I want to talk
to you about the internship.
379
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,050
Oh, really?
380
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,487
The internship. I totally
forgot about that.
381
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,881
I'’m giving it to Lisa.
382
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:56,972
What? No. I destroyed her
in mock trial.
383
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,192
I know you did, but...I know what'’s going on here.
384
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,585
You find out I have
a sketchy past,
385
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,414
and all of a sudden, I am not
welcome at your snooty law firm.
386
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,676
Christy, if you would
allow me...
387
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,374
I worked my ass off to get here.
388
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,245
And yes, I said "ass,"
I was a stripper.
389
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,466
I don'’t know why I
keep bringing that up.
390
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,250
My law firm would
like to offer you
391
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,687
a paying position this summer.
392
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:21,649
Oh, my God. Thank you.
393
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,044
I'’m not allowed to hug you back,
but congratulations.
394
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,524
Right, right.
395
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,577
I just want to get something
off my chest.
396
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,579
For three years,
I have misled you all
397
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,363
into believing
something about me.
398
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:44,193
She used to be a
man. I told you.
399
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:48,415
This is very difficult to say,
400
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,635
but I, um,
401
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,074
I never actually watched
Breaking Bad.
402
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,337
[all oohing]I know, I know,
403
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,469
but I just couldn'’t get into it.
404
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:04,474
And every time you guys talked
about it, I-I was faking.
405
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,085
You'’d all be like,
406
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,825
"Heisenberg" and "Jesse,"
and I'’d say,
407
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,566
"Yes, great episode."
408
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:15,964
Anyway, weight lifted. Thanks.
409
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,535
You better not be
lying about Cake Wars.
410
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,494
Of course not.
411
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,717
Would anyone else
like to share?
412
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,460
Hey, everybody. I am awesome.
413
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,462
Sorry, just wanted
to let you know.
414
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,464
Now I have to go
to Gamblers Anonymous. See you.
415
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,903
Does anybody else think
416
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,384
confident Christy
is super annoying?
417
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,300
I'’ll go. Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.
418
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,129
GROUP: Hi, Bonnie.I know you don'’t
hear this a lot from me,
419
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,913
but I am really proud of myself.
420
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,181
I have a sober friend
who had dental work done
421
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,314
and needed pain pills.She'’s talking about me.
422
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,580
And I was the one
who held them for her.
423
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,886
Now, the amazing thing is,
the whole time,
424
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,889
I never once thought
about taking a pill myself.
425
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,154
All I could think about was
taking care of my friend.
426
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,895
And it led me to a discovery,
one that I have mastered,
427
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,680
but I think the rest of you
are ready for.
428
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,073
This program
429
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,075
is really about helping
other people,
430
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,428
and by helping other people,
I helped myself.
431
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,650
Think about that.
432
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,395
And if I'’m the first person
to recognize that,
433
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,963
let it be my gift to you.
434
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,707
I'’m going back to Canada.
435
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:51,973
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