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Really? That's how
you're gonna do it?
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Wendy, she's a prison nurse,
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which means she can kick
your ass and bandage you up.
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Not properly.
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Follow my finger,
follow my finger.
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What are you looking for?
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I don't know.
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I'm fine.
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I think I just took
a clog to the head.
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I'm sorry.
They help me with my back pain.
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And it wasn't my fault,
someone hit me with Wendy.
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Oh, my God, my watch.
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My watch.
Someone stole my watch!
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Oh wait, I hid it in my bra.
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Is everyone all right?
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No, her arm is broken.
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It's not broken.
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It's just
poorly bandaged.
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We were just trying
to help some alcoholics.
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Oh, hey.
Anyone lose an earring?
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Ah! It's a tooth!
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♪
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Can you tell me exactly
what happened here?
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[all talking at once]
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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One at a time, please.
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Okay, okay.
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I organized an AA meeting
for your inmates
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and we were all very excited
to be here this afternoon.
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Oh, God, why do we
have to do this?
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Adam and I had plans.
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To do what?
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Anything but this.
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And how did I get roped
into driving?
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I should be in the back seat
studying for the LSATs.
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Hmm. Trust me,
you do not want be crammed
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in this little back seat.
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It's like a Red Bull graveyard
back here.
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Or as I like to call it,
sober cocaine.
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Why didn't we
take your car?
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It's roomy and it has
the Broadway Channel.
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Those crooks see me
pull up in my Range Rover,
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next thing you know I'm
a hostage with a torn blouse
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doing whatever
it takes to survive.
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Go on.
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Jill, there's guards
in the room.
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We'll be fine.
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There will be guards,
right, Marjorie?
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Yes, and we all agreed
to do this panel months ago.
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Only because you're old
and we assumed you'd forget.
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Mom, I'll give you
a hundred bucks
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if you remember
our phone number.
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Five... something.
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I just don't know
what I have to offer.
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A bunch of convicts aren't
gonna relate to my story:
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some rich bitch who went to four
fancy rehabs to get sober.
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It's just gonna make 'em angry.
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It makes me angry.
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Look, it's important to share
our recovery with these women.
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The first meeting I ever went to
was when I was in prison.
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Who knows, you can change
someone's life today.
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Or we could assume their lives
are fine and just go home.
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I'm excited
to talk to them.
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I even came up with a few
jokes to break the ice.
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So these two serial
killers are in a canoe...Stop.
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I am not getting shivved because
you want to be Jimmy Kimmel.
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You don't get "shivved,"
you get "shanked.
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A shiv is a thing
you get shanked with.
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You get shanked with a shiv.
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ANDREA:
Excuse me.
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Can you move
the story along?
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I'm sorry, I'm just trying
to give you context.
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JILL:
Marjorie,
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let me take it from here.
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We arrived, ate a bowl
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of something gray
with cornbread.
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Then we started the panel
for the inmates.
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Wendy bombed with her jokes.
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Hey, they were
starting to warm up.
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Someone spit on you.
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Then Christy did her usual
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"hate my mom,
gonna be a lawyer" deal,
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then it was my turn
to share my story.
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Which wasn't your story at all.
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All right, I may have gotten off
to a rocky start.
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I'm not gonna lie,
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it's just so hard being poor.
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Jugglin' four jobs
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at four different job places.
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Okay, even I didn't believe
what I just said.
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Truth is, I'm rich.
Like, "I don't even know
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how much a loaf
of bread costs" rich. [sighs]
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But all that money
couldn't keep me from using.
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I recently threw away
three years of sobriety.
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I was drinking in every room
of my big, fancy house,
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including the gym.
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It's real hard to crash
a stationary bike,
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but it can be done.
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Now I've got
a little over a month
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and I'm holding on
for dear life.
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I'm not sure if that makes sense
to any of you,
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but that's my story.
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Thank you.
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Shoulda skipped the
part about the gym.
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Why? They got
a gym here.
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First, let me apologize for
Wendy's "captive audience" joke.
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She doesn't get out much.
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Well, probably more than you.
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[laughter]
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That's how it's done.
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Anyway, I'm Bonnie
and I'm an alcoholic.
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INMATES:
Hi, Bonnie.Bonnie Plunkett?
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You ruined my life!
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[screams]
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Code three, rec room.
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Oh, God.[indistinct shouting]
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Oh, my God! I'm gonna die
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in a women's prison!
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Well, how do you know
Tammy Diffendorf?
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I don't. I have never
seen her before in my life.
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But she knew your name
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and said she wanted
to kill you.
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My mom gets that more often
than you think.
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Do you want to press charges?
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Would there be
any monetary compensation
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for my pain and suffering?
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No.
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Pass.
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37 years I've been doing
these panels,
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never once have I been hit
with a chair.
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[scoffs] Are you implying
this is my fault?
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She didn't threaten to kill me.
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She would if she knew you.
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You really don't
remember who she is?
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I'm telling you,
I don't know her.
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Tammy Diffendorf is
not a name you forget.
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Maybe she's someone
from your drug days.
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Everyone who wants to kill me
is from my drug days.
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No, they're not.
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Hopefully, we managed
to do some good
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before the riot broke out.
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I think my story
touched people.
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I saw a few tears.
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Those were tattoos.
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I think they really connected
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with your story, Christy:
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ex-stripper studying
to be a lawyer.
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They did, didn't they?
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Like if they were to make
a movie of my life,
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that scene would definitely be
in the trailer.
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Well, I'm glad you all had
such a wonderful time.
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Meanwhile, some maniac named
Tammy is running around
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with my DNA
under her fingernails.
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Tammy... Tammy...
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Who the hell is Tammy?
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Tammy. Tammy.
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Tammy, Tammy, Tammy,
Tammy, Tammy.
Mom.
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I've got an idea.
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You say the name "Tammy"
500 more times,
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I'm gonna go thank
my lucky stars
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for a toilet with a seat.
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Tammy... Tammy... Tammy.
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Tammy... Tammy.
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[muffled]:
Tammy.
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Guys, I had a major breakthrough
at the meeting today.
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I mean, it was like
a thunderbolt.
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Every mistake I've ever made
in my life is because...
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Oh, my God! Tammy.
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I was talking.
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I know, and thank you.
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That's when I do
my best thinking.
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So you remember?
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Yes, I don't know
if it's the coffee
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or me not wanting
to hear Wendy's story,
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but it's finally
coming back to me.
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Maybe we should
let Wendy finish.
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Oh, come on, Marjorie.
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A gigantic woman
tackled Bonnie.
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Tell me you don't want to hear
the "who," "what," "why."
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I think I may have mentioned
in passing
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that I was in foster care.
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Nah.
Stop.
No, really?
You?
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Anyway, when I was 14,
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I got placed
with a family in Vallejo.
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Ew. Vallejo?
Sounds dusty.
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I'd been bouncing from one
crap hole to another for years,
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but this new place
was actually decent.
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I had my own room
for the first time.
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I could drink, smoke dope,
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sneak boys in
through the window,
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but then they took in
this other girl.
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Tammy?
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Tammy.
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She had these adorable
French braids.
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She did her homework
every night.
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She helped around the house
with the chores.
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She was polite, considerate,
cheerful.
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I hated her guts.
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Having Little Miss Perfect
around
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was screwing my sweet deal.
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I had to find a way to bring her
to the dark side.
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Turns out, I'm really good
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at bringing people
to the dark side.
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Stop.
No. Really?
What?
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Anyway, she had this boyfriend,
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another straight-A,
goody-two-shoes nerd.
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But the nerd had a penis,
and that made him weak.
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So,
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I had my friend Donna--
very chesty,
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lots of tube tops,
she's dead now--
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I had her make out with him
behind the gym
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just as I innocently walked
Tammy around the corner.
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Oh, she was devastated.
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Luckily, I had the
perfect thing to comfort her.
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BONNIE:
Wanna get away?
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Before I knew it,
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Tammy went bad girl
in a big way.
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Even I was impressed. She was
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wakin' and bakin',
flunkin' tests,
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buying vodka from the janitor.
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Pfft. A month later,
she was gone.
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[laughs]
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Ah, misty watercolored memories.
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So, who wants
to split a chef's salad?
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What?
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A whole salad
makes me bloaty.
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Bonnie, you do realize
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what you did to
Tammy was wrong--
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although impressively
complex for a 14-year-old.
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Mm. Not that impressive.
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14-year-olds
are pure evil.
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I spent three semesters
taking down an art teacher.
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Tell me my horse painting
was unrealistic.
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What is it with
janitors and vodka?
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Our junior high janitor
didn't have a hand,
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but he always
had vodka.
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Are you saying
it's my fault she's in jail?
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No, I didn't say that.
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Then what are you saying,
Marjorie?
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May I?Yes. I'm so tired of this.
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"And so, I-I'd like
to make amends
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"for those terrible things
I did to you
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"when we were both struggling
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with the challenges
of the foster care system."
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That's it?
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That's all I prepared,
but I could riff a little.
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You're unbelievable.
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Thank you,
but I can't take full credit.
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I've learned a lot from the
program, but most of it is me.
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Screw your program.
I only went to that meeting
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to get away from my
masturbating cellmate.
252
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Talk about addiction.
253
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,049
Is she top bunk, or bottom bunk?
254
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,747
I-I don't know why I asked that.
255
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,750
Let me get this straight.
You drove all the way out here
256
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,926
to apologize to me
for handing me a joint
257
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,406
and messing around
with my boyfriend?
258
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:54,191
Technically, that was Donna,
may she rest in peace.
259
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:57,717
Oh, she's dead? Good.
260
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,371
Now when are you gonna apologize
for what you reallydid to me?
261
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,547
Well, um, I was hoping
262
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,681
my apology was, uh, more
of a blanket type deal,
263
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,596
but if there are specifics,
264
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,772
I could tackle them
on a case-by-case basis.
265
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,687
You got me kicked
out of that house!
266
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,210
No, no, you got kicked out
267
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,603
'cause you stole
our foster father's wallet.
268
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,909
No, youstole his wallet
269
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,259
and planted it
in my book bag.
Oh.
270
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:22,437
Ooh. Yeah.
271
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,527
They kicked me out and
put me in a group home.
272
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,356
It was hell, so I took off.
273
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,576
I was 14 years old,
living on the street,
274
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,883
doing stuff I didn't even
know I was capable of.
275
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:37,104
Aw, Tammy, I'm so sorry.
276
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,236
Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't help me, does it?
277
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,413
'Cause you're out
there, and I'm in here.
278
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,547
I spent the last 40 years
wishing I never met you.
279
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,115
Guard?
280
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:58,429
I'm so upset
about what I did to this woman.
281
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,475
I can't eat, I can't sleep.
282
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,956
I'm haunted, like the guy
who hears his own heart
283
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,088
through the wall
in that Stephen King book.
284
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,090
Like she read a book.BONNIE:
I'm telling you
285
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,963
it's been a nightmare.Like she has a heart.
286
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,095
You know, a week ago,
287
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,619
I couldn't even remember
who this woman was.
288
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,491
Turns out I ruined her life.
289
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,928
Makes me wonder
how many other peoples' lives
290
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,801
I might have ruined.
291
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:26,283
That I don't know of.
292
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,853
Anyway, made my amends,
totally tanked.
293
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,942
Just wish there was
something else I could do.
294
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,467
Happy to be sober,
where every day
295
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,861
I get to discover
new ways I'm terrible.
296
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,909
Anyone else
like to share?
297
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,128
I'll go.
Christy, alcoholic.
298
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,826
ALL:
Hi, Christy.
299
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,916
First of all, the book
my mother was referring to was
300
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,440
The Telltale Heart
by Edgar Allan Poe.
301
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:55,269
I liked it better
when she was stupid.
302
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,967
I bitch about my life
in this room a lot,
303
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:03,364
but after visiting that prison,
I got to say, I feel lucky.
304
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,628
I met women in there doing time
for things I've done.
305
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,500
I just didn't get caught.
306
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,938
It's funny.
Getting into law school
307
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,201
has been such a pain in the ass.
308
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,856
I was starting to wonder
if it was worth it.
309
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,596
But if some day,
310
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,644
I get to help just one
of these women, I know it is.
311
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,084
Who knows? Maybe I can devote
my entire practice
312
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,999
to people my mother destroyed.
313
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,699
But will I hear a thank you?
314
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,058
Hey, there she is!
315
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,277
They said you have
a prepaid phone card for me?
316
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,932
And six pairs of underwear
in various styles.
317
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,760
If you're not a thong girl,
318
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,544
perhaps you could
barter them for snacks.
319
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,809
Hi. I'm her daughter Christy.
320
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,595
Man, how much did you smoke?
321
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,773
In her defense,
she didn't know she was pregnant
322
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,427
till I fell out of her.
323
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,385
We're not here
to talk about me.
324
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,257
Now, I went
to the prison officials
325
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,434
and explained your attack on me
was totally justified.
326
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,957
You get me my
privileges back?
327
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,306
No. They laughed at me.
328
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,308
Actually, they were
kind of mean about it.
329
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,311
And a little condescending.
330
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,923
Be sure to give the
prison a bad Yelp review.
331
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,707
Are we done here?
332
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,275
No. The reason I brought
my daughter is she's a lawyer.
333
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,103
Not a lawyer, not yet.
334
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,280
But I know one, and he's agreed
to take a look at your case.
335
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,759
Yeah, we thought
we could see
336
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,892
if there was a way
we could get you out early.
337
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,938
Oh, that's great because
I totally didn't mean
338
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,244
to kill those
people and eat them.
339
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,116
What?
340
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,248
Kidding. I robbed an
Outback Steakhouse.
341
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,425
Just my luck, it was
"Cops Eat Free" night.
342
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:52,386
I was arrested
by 32 people.
343
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:56,956
Okay, well, did any of them
get a little grabby?
344
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,219
This is our time.
345
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,395
I was tripping balls
on mushrooms, sweetie.
346
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,918
I got no idea.
347
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,398
So, are we done?
348
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,704
Uh, yeah.
Guess so.
349
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,317
Tammy?
350
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,493
Listen, I-I know
you hate my mom,
351
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,495
and you have every right to,
352
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:18,194
but you should know
she genuinely feels terrible,
353
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,588
and now
she's a really good person.
354
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,461
Well, she's a better person.
355
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,421
She's a person.
356
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,292
Let's go, Christy.
357
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,338
Hey, Plunkett?
BOTH:
Yeah.
358
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,122
Not you, Cigarette Baby.
359
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,957
Those people we lived with--
they end up adopting you?
360
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,568
Hell, no. I got kicked out
two weeks after you did.
361
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,049
Stole her wallet,
had no one to blame it on.
362
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,704
Where'd you end up?Chicken farm in Bakersfield.
363
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,706
Even worse than it sounds.
364
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,926
We actually had it pretty good
at that house, didn't we?
365
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,146
Ugh. Yeah, they were
nice people.
366
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:01,063
And they had no idea
what marijuana smelled like.
367
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,370
[laughing]:
I know, right?
What did you tell them?
368
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,547
There was a family of skunks
living under the house?
369
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,375
[laughing]:
Oh, yeah.
370
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,421
And they followed me
to school one time.
Right.
371
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,075
[laughs]
372
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,686
Wait. Do you still draw?
What?
373
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,038
You used to draw all those crazy
snakes everywhere, you know.
374
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,431
On walls, inside
cereal boxes.
375
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,781
I forgot about that.
Remember I drew one on the neck
376
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,696
of that crazy red-headed guy
when he was asleep?
377
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,090
What was his name?I don't remember, man.
378
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,831
He was psycho.
Oh, my God.
379
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,833
No one home
in those eyes.
Mm-hmm.
380
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,400
Ooh. Good in bed, though.
381
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,271
Yeah, he was.
382
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,106
You call it "tequila"?
I call it "to-kill-ya."
383
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,543
[laughs]
You feel me, right, ma'am?
384
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,852
Where are you from?
385
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,811
[quietly]:
They're not gonna laugh.
Sit down.
386
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,164
All right,
you've been great.
387
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,253
[weak applause]
388
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,429
It's nice they let us come back.
389
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,561
You ever stop to think
390
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,477
that maybe we're part
of their punishment?
391
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,480
Hi. I'm Bonnie,
and I'm an alcoholic.
392
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,916
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
393
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,179
Bonnie Plunkett?!
394
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,355
Uh-oh.
395
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,009
Oh!
I remember this one.
It's bad. It's really bad!
396
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,011
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