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Hi, Jill, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Jill.
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Things are good.
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I got my 30-day
chip yesterday.
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Some of y'all
weren't there,
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so I thought I'd give you
a chance to applaud.
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Oh, come on!
Carla got more applause
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for not sleeping with
her brother-in-law.
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Better.
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Anyway, my only complaint is,
now that I'm a newcomer again,
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I'm not supposed to date
for a year.
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I mean, the Lamborghini's
gassed up and fully detailed,
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but Marjorie won't let me
take it out of the garage.
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Give it time.
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Vroom-vroom, Marjorie!
Vroom-vroom!
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That's all I got.
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Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie.
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Some of you may recall
my recent share
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about my fiancé's
17-year-old dog
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crossing over
the rainbow bridge.
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I wasn't here.
What happened?
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Dog went gay?
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He died.
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Aw.
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Yes "aw," total "aw,"
justified "aw."
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Thankfully, Samson died
peacefully in his sleep
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with a big ol' pork chop
in his belly.
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God knows
that's how I want to go.
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The problem is,
that was three weeks ago,
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and Adam is still devastated.
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I am relatively new to this--
what's it called, empathy?
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But shouldn't he be through
the five stages of grief by now?
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He's not shaving or showering;
he's wearing the same sweatshirt
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because it smells like his dog,
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which means my fiancé
smells like a dog.
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I mean, I want to continue
supporting him, but... [sighs]
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So I will say to you
what I can't say to him.
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All dogs go to heaven.
Move on!
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Thanks.
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Hi, Christy, alcoholic.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Christy.
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So, I've been having
some trouble with my boyfriend.
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Oh, no.
They're my Kate and William.
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His birthday weekend
didn't go well,
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so I've been
overthinking everything.
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He texted me "How ya doin'?"
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and I panicked
and sent him an emoji of a cow.
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I have no idea what it meant.
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Tonight, he wants to Skype,
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and I don't know whether it's
a sexy Skype or a breakup Skype.
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I mean, what do I wear?
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I don't want to be sitting there
in my nipple-less bra when...
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he dumps me.
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Oh, honey.
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[sobbing]:
Oh, God!
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This is empathy, right?
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♪
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Hey, honey.
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Excuse me.
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Are you my fiancé's son?
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Because I'm having
some forbidden feelings.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I showered and shaved.
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Clean hair, clean teeth,
clean underwear.
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[sighs]
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Wait, what's that I smell?
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[sniffs]
Mmm. It's nothing!
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I think I'm ready to wash
the dog bowls and put them away.
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Progress. Awesome, I love it.
Why don't you let me do it.
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You go watch some TV
and just relax.
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Thanks, babe.
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Hey, I was thinking maybe later
we could go out for dinner.
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We could go to that place
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where they flip the shrimp
in your mouth.
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Yeah, I like that place.
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Remember when I caught one
in my cleavage?
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Ah, everybody enjoyed that.
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[clanking]
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This one's got to soak.
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MAN [over TV]:
He's more than a dog.
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He's your best friend.
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[dog barks]
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What are you watching?
What are you watching?
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Ah, it's just a
stupid commercial.
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["Best Friend" by Harry Nilsson
playing over TV]
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[sighs] They're best friends.
They grew up together.
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[voice breaks]: But now he's
too old to jump in the truck.
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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CHRISTY:
Hey.
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Well, I'm not spending
the night at Adam's.
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Weepy Sue is back
with a vengeance.
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I swear I've had all the sadness
I can take for a lifetime.
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[crying softly]
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[crying softly]
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[wails]:
Oh!
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[sighs]
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Oh, no. What happened?
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It wasn't sexy Skype.
It was breakup Skype.
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Oh, honey.
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I'm sorry.
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At least you dressed
appropriately.
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I was ready for both.
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Oh, that's pretty.
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Thanks. It's new.
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[sighs] What did Patrick say?
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He asked me to go live with him.
[sniffles]
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He said he would
take care of me,
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that I wouldn't
have to work so much.
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That way, we could
spend more time together.
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But I said no,
so he broke up with me.
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Okay.
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Why the hell would you say no?
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I can't move three hours away.
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I have a life here.
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Ish.
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Look, it may not be
a great life, but it is a life.
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I'm not ready
to just give all that up.
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Well, I support you
no matter what, sweetie.
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Thanks, Mom.
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How 'bout I make you some tea,
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and you go watch some TV
and-and get your mind off it.
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I'd like that.
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[sighs]
What are you doing to me?
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WOMAN [over TV]:
We now return to Love Actually.
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Nope.
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So how's Adam doing?Not great.
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Last night, I made him hot dogs
and he burst into tears.
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I mean, that is
a whisper-thin connection.
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Bonnie, everybody takes
a different amount of time
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to process grief.
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I know the guy's hurting,
and I love him,
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but sweet mother of pearl,
this is hard.
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I give him tissues, I hold him,
I make him soup.
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And what is the deal
with sad people and soup?
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He can't get enough soup.
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It's too depressing
when animals die.
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It's why I couldn't
become a vet.
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And yet you became
an emergency room nurse.
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What's your point?
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I think it's sexy when a man's
in touch with his emotions.
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Victor cried when my
calico Janis Joplin died.
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We made love with the
lights on that night.
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Oh, look!
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Christy's here.
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Hey!
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Hey, guys.
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I'm so sorry, Christy.
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I really thought you and Patrick
were gonna make it.
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Thanks, Wendy.
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At least it was a healthy end
to a healthy relationship.
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[voice breaks]: Healthiest
relationship I've ever had.
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Did he actually use the words
"I'll take care of you"?
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He did.What's wrong with you?!
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I don't know!
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You know what, Christy,
I have got just the thing
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to take your mind
off your troubles.
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Jill, again, I don't want
to steam my vagina.
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Okay, you didn't
give that a chance.
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But what I'm thinking is
we go to San Francisco
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and shop until that hole in
your heart is full with Gucci.
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That is so kind, but...
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Christy, you have always
been there for me.
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Let me do this for you.
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Well...
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I have always
wanted to know
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what it feels like to just
throw money at a problem.
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Trust me, it'll get you all
tingly like a steamed vagina.
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[singsongy]: Ooh,
we're going shopping!
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No, just Christy.
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She's the one who's upset.
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I don't know if you've heard,
but my fiancé's dog just died.
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[sportscast playing quietly
over TV]
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Aw, there you are,
right where I left you.
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Hey.
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I've heard one way
to raise a man's spirits
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is to bring a third party
into the relationship.
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I'm not in the mood for--
Is it Louise from Trader Joe's?
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Close.
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[singsongy]:
It's a puppy!
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And he's from
the Third Street Shelter.
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Bonnie, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to hand
you an adorable puppy
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that will make you happy.
You're welcome.
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I-I'm not,
I'm not gonna take him.
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But, honey, he's
got puppy breath
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and he wants you to
be his new daddy.
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Look, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
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but I-I'm not ready
for another dog.
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Why not? You've got
those clean bowls.
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You're halfway there.
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I'm still grieving over Samson.
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It's only been
a couple of weeks.
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23 days.
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Bonnie, listen to me.
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I know to you I only lost a dog,
but to me, I lost a friend
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that got me through
the roughest time in my life.
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Well, you're gonna
have more rough times.
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I mean, you are
marrying me.
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And maybe this little
fella can help.
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I mean, I got stuck
behind a garbage truck
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on my way over here,
narrow street,
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no way to get around him,
and I glance over,
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and this guy is giving me
a very encouraging look.
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Made a difference.
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Just flipped a switch
right in here.
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Take the dog and-and just go.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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I asked you to do one thing.
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This'll make you
forget about Patrick.
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This'll make you forget
you didn't get into law school.
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This'll make you
forget you live with your mom.
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Okay, if we're gonna
list all my problems,
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we're gonna run
out of dresses.
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Uh, these are
too expensive.
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I got to tell you, Jill,
I really appreciate this,
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but I'm just so much more
comfortable at an outlet mall.
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Outlet mall?
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Can't heal a sad person
with sad clothes.
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Nothing's gonna heal me.
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Why don't you try
talking about it?
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You know, I took
an online class in listening.
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Forgetting myself... and go.
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Jill, I really don't
want to talk about this.
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Especially with
you not blinking.
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It's freaking me out.
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Come on, give me one chance.
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Forgetting myself... and go.
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I really don't
want to do this.
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Trust me,
it'll make you feel better.
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Forgetting myself and go!
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Fine.
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I can't help thinking I made
a mistake with Patrick.
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Oh, hell no!
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So you think I did
the right thing?
No, shh!
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My ex-husband's new wife
just walked in.
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I didn't get a good look.
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Tell me if she lost
the baby weight.
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Wow, is she a
professional dancer?
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No, she's a professional
husband stealer.
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Slash highly-regarded
anesthesiologist.
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CHRISTY:
What are we doing?
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I can't let her see me.Why?
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'Cause she'll think
I'm stalking her.
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Why would she think that?
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'Cause I had a dark six
weeks where I totally was.
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Mmm. Isn't he cute?
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Yeah.
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You can name him
anything you want.
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Have you named one after
Steve Miller yet? Look at him.
251
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:20,652
He's a joker, he's a smoker,
he's a midnight toker.
252
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,480
He is adorable,
253
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,787
but I'm pretty well established
as a cat person.
254
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,484
Exactly.
255
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,443
Eight cats and you're
the crazy cat lady.
256
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,793
Eight cats and one dog,
you just love animals.
257
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,623
Who rescued who,
am I right?
258
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,409
Did you ask Wendy?
She seems lonely.
259
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,454
Yeah, already tried her.
260
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,847
She lives with
four other nurses.
261
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,500
It's like a sitcom
over there.
262
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,375
[sighs] I wish Adam
would just take the dog.
263
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,029
Let me ask you something.
264
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,031
Did you get this dog
to make him feel better
265
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,293
or make you feel better?
266
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,512
Aren't those
the same thing?
267
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,514
Bonnie, you're gonna have to
learn to weather these storms
268
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,865
if you want to be together
for the long haul.
269
00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,996
But he's the rock.
270
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,129
Well, why can't you be the rock?
271
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,608
Because I'm the river.
272
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,829
The roaring river.
273
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,310
I cut through the rock
and make the Grand Canyon,
274
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,748
and people come from
miles around to behold me.
275
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,619
Wow.
276
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,535
I knew you wouldn't get it.
277
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,537
Listen, in any
relationship,
278
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713
emotional support has
to be a two-way street.
279
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:25,979
I'm not sure I buy that,
but someone's tail is wagging.
280
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:33,638
[high-pitched]: "Oh, teach me
how to love, Marjorie."
281
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,814
Nothing?
282
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,728
[scoffs]
283
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:40,471
You don't want to live with her.
She's the crazy cat lady.
284
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,519
Look at her,
shopping for scarves
285
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,477
like she's queen
of the world.
286
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,872
Oh, here comes
the hat show.
287
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:55,443
Hey, maybe she's shopping
'cause she's miserable, like me.
288
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,620
Oh, that'd be great.
Go find out.
289
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,231
What? I don't even know her.
290
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,626
Look, you do this for me,
and I'll take you to that...
291
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,410
[groans]:
Old Navy.
292
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,719
Wait here.
293
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,771
That's a lovely hat.
294
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,948
You really think I can
pull off this color?
295
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,385
Mm, pretty sure you could
pull off anything.
296
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,516
Thank you.
297
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,572
Ugh.
298
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,574
Don't need
another one of these.
299
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,846
Hi. Me again.
300
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,154
Ugh.
301
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,592
So, uh, you shopping
for a special occasion?
302
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,681
Anniversary dinner.
Three years.
303
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,030
Oh.
304
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,468
Ah, I remember my
third anniversary.
305
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,036
That's when you realize what
you're really married to.
306
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,559
Not for us.
307
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,475
My friends get sick of hearing
this, but we are so happy.
308
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,999
It's like we just
started dating.
309
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh, that's sweet.
310
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,483
But, uh, having a baby,
that's like R.I.P. sex life.
311
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,572
Oh, no, we are fine
in that department.
312
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,705
Your husband
sounds perfect.
313
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,707
Oh, no, he is not perfect.
314
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,665
Really? In what way?
315
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,798
He sends me too many flowers.
316
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,713
Of course he does.
317
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,498
Anyway, it was
nice meeting you.
318
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,499
You, too.
319
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,284
Bye, Penelope.
320
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,982
Uh, I didn't tell you
my daughter's name.
321
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,680
Yes, you did.
322
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,726
No, I didn't.
323
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,946
You're tired.
324
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,209
You're probably right.
325
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,775
[chuckles]:
Bye.
Bye.
326
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,695
[sobbing]
327
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,350
[sniffling]
328
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:03,832
Do you think maybe
I should drive?
329
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,530
Oh, for God's sakes, Christy,
I can drive and cry.
330
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,098
I do it all the time!
331
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,188
Can we at least keep a foot
between us and that truck?
332
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,931
It's got all those symbols
for explodey stuff.
333
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,672
[clears throat]
334
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,544
I'm sorry I ruined
our shopping vacay.
335
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,590
Let's talk about
you and Patrick.
336
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,548
No, I'm fine.
337
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,029
I mean it, Christy.
Get my mind off me.
338
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
Jill, I'd rather...
339
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,600
Talk about Patrick!
Forgetting myself and go!
340
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,123
Okay.
341
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,125
Uh...
342
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:39,476
I guess I'm worried
I'm just afraid to be happy.
343
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,262
I mean, is it so crazy
to pick up my life
344
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,264
and see where it goes
in Santa Cruz?
345
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:47,876
They have law schools there.
They have meetings.
346
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,271
When I met James,
I picked up my whole life
347
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,143
and moved from Charleston to
California just to be with him.
348
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,492
Really?
349
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:59,105
You know what kind of
culture shock that is?
350
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,238
I had to lose my accent
just to fit in with y'all.
351
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,461
And it was worth it.
352
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,638
And I'm not even willing
to move three hours from here
353
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,814
to a lovely
seaside community.
354
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,817
Where my mother doesn't live.
355
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,949
What is wrong with me?
356
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,300
I loved James so much,
I would've moved to the moon
357
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,997
if he asked me to.
358
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,913
And I wouldn't.
359
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,657
Maybe I don't love Patrick.
360
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,964
Sweetie, I think if
you have to ask the question,
361
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,357
then you don't.
362
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,534
But I really feel like I should.
363
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,364
Just because he's a thousand
times better than anybody else
364
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,019
you've ever dated
doesn't mean he's the one.
365
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,240
Huh.
366
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,373
I know that running into your
ex's wife ripped your guts out,
367
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,767
but, boy, did it help me.
368
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,812
You're welcome.
369
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,165
[sniffles]
370
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh! And here come
your outlet stores.
371
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,389
Mm, there's even a
Der Wienerschnitzel.
372
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,435
Yay! Der Wienerschnitzel!
373
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,657
Now, this show has some nudity,
374
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,485
but nothing
you didn't already see
375
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,184
when you barged in on me
taking a shower.
376
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,446
[knock on door]
377
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,405
Oh. You stay here,
I'll get the door.
378
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,454
Hey, don't change the channel.
379
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,676
Oh.
380
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,983
Hey.
Hey.
381
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,332
What brings you by?
382
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,943
Well, what always brings me by
after we fight:
383
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,467
I'm caving.
384
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,948
Well, let me put
the puppy in his crate,
385
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,950
so you don't
have to look at him.
386
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,866
Bonnie, it's okay.
387
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:53,349
I know I haven't been easy
to be around, and I'm sorry.
388
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,525
I'm sorry, too.
389
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,789
I shouldn't have tried to tell
you how you're supposed to feel
390
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,878
or when you should be
done feeling it.
391
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,273
If you need to be the raging
river, I can be the rock.
392
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,536
Lucky for you,
I only go full river
393
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,408
about once every ten years.
394
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,454
Last time was when
Derek Jeter retired
395
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,456
and they had that commercial
where he was
396
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,591
walking through
the streets of New York.
397
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,636
[voice breaks]:
The last hero.
398
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,074
I think he likes you.
399
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,339
[sighs]:
Oh.
400
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,905
What's his name?
401
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,343
Well, up until this point,
his name has been "No,"
402
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,606
sometimes "Damn it," and
occasionally "Not on the rug."
403
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,913
Do you like any of those names?
404
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,613
Hmm? I didn't think so.
405
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,268
How about... Gus?
406
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,531
Does this mean
you're keeping him?
407
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,620
I think it means
I'm stuck with both of you.
408
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,497
How 'bout we call him
Sebastian?
409
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,020
I already named him Gus.
410
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,588
Butterscotch?Gus.
411
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,200
Bon Jovi?
412
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,549
Gus.
413
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,246
We'll talk about it later.
414
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,857
Oh!
415
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,903
Who's the best boy?
416
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,905
You're the best boy.
417
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,733
Did you like your puppy chow?
418
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,822
Was it too dry?
419
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,650
Was it too wet?
420
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,043
Or was it just right?
421
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,916
[baby talking]
422
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,659
Oh, I could snuggle with you all
day, but it's time for walkies.
423
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:26,921
Now, it's wet outside,
424
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:30,403
so Mommy's gonna
put on your raincoat.
425
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,797
I know you don't like it,
but it's what's good for you.
426
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:37,584
And that's my job,
to take care of you.
427
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:40,413
Oh! [baby talking]
428
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,372
I just love you so much.
429
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,115
So you had it in you all along!
430
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,943
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