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Oh, and my fiancé--
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[chuckles]
I love saying that--
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we'’ve been talking about
the guest list for our wedding.
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While we'’d love
to invite everyone,
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we'’re gonna have to make
some hard choices.
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Hint: a good pre-wedding gift
could be the bump you need.
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Any Apple products
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gets you in the first five rows.
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Does she really think this
is gonna be a hot ticket?
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Welcome to the waiting list,
Marjorie.
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Would a waffle iron
get me a good seat?
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It'’ll get you in the building.
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I'’ll share.
Christy, alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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You know, she is not
kidding about that list.
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I don'’t even think
Imade the cut.
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Anyway, my boyfriend is in town
this weekend for his birthday,
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and I saved enough money
to take him to dinner,
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buy him a travel mug,
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and... get professionally waxed.
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So no more bristly patches.
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It'’s true what they say:
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if you stay sober,
your life gets bigger and better
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and... smoother.
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Thanks.
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Of course you'’re
invited to the wedding.
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I'’m gonna need someone to
hold up my dress while I pee.
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All right, we have
time for one more.
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Uh, would our newcomer
like to share?
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Hi, I'’m Jill, alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Jill.
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It'’s weird to call myself
a newcomer,
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but that'’s what I am.
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Got the one-day chip
to prove it.
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'’Course I keep slipping, so
I got about ten of these things.
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By the way,
should I be recycling '’em?
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you know like give a penny,
take a penny?
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Anyhow...
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I'’ve been having a hard time
staying sober,
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but this morning felt different.
I got up off the lawn,
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before the sprinklers
went off this time.
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I went inside,
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poured myself a cup of coffee
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with just cream, no vodka,
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and said "Morning, world!
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It'’s a brand new day."
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Also, if I sent you
a video of myself
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singing Carrie Underwood naked,
could you please delete it?
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Thanks.
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I'’ll show it to you
when we get home.
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CHRISTY:
Get ready for your next
birthday surprise.
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Whoa.
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Look quick, '’cause
it'’s coming off fast.
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Wow, I did not think
you could top that travel mug.
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Smooth.
I know!
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[cell phone vibrating]
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Oh, please tell me that'’s
something in your bedside table
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that we'’re gonna use later.
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I'’ll turn it off.
Okay.
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Oh, God, it'’s my friend Jill.
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I hate to do this,
but I got to go.
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Now? Not, like, ten
glorious minutes from now?
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Sorry, it'’s an emergency.
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W-What'’s wrong?
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She'’s been trying to get sober,
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and now she'’s drunk
and freaking out.
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I promise I'’ll
make it up to you.
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[door closes, reopens]
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If you get hungry,
there'’s chocolate sauce
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in the nightstand.
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Can you believe this?
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I know, we were
just getting started.
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Oh? We were done.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
We'’ve been together a while.
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We got it down
to three essential moves.
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♪
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I can'’t believe it.
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I went to the market
to get some almond milk,
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and I ended up buying
two fifths of vodka.
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Ugh.
You drink almond milk?
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More coffee and cookies.
May I go home now?
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Yeah. I'’m sorry
about your shoes.
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Thank you
for aiming down this time.
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Good night.
Thank you, Soledad.
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Why does this keep happening?
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Oh, honey, it'’s a cunning
and baffling disease.
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That'’s the best you got?
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Give me a break.
It'’s late.
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I'’m not wearing a bra.
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The important thing
is that you called us.
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And that Soledad took
the scissors away
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before you gave
yourself a mullet.
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I really do want to get sober.
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It'’s okay.
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You'’re gonna get this.
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Just call us beforeyou go
to the market next time.
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We love you.
Yeah.
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We'’re here for you.
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Oh, my God.
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This cookie is giving me
my second orgasm of the night.
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Oh, yeah, you'’re totally
gonna get this.
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So they just don'’t
come home all night,
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and that'’s normal?
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Oh, you can'’t get hung up
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on what'’s normal around here.
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Be happy they left us
milk and toilet paper.
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Looks like the highlight
of my birthday weekend
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will be more time
with my dickweed brother.
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You call it your birthday,
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I call it the 54th anniversary
of you stealing my mother.
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[chuckles]
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What?
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Seriously, dude?
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You still eat
Captain Crunch?
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First of all, dude,
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it'’s pronounced "Cap'n."
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And you disrespect his service
to the Crunch Navy
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if you say it any other way.
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BONNIE:
Boys, we'’re back.
In here.
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Hey, how'’s Jill?
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Ah, she yelled,
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she tried to make out
with Wendy,
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she took a swing at Marjorie--
nothing we haven'’t seen before.
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Now she'’s sleeping it off,
which is what I want to do.
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Caring about other people
is exhausting.
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I am never doing it again.
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Good night.
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You seem pretty beat.
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Me? No. No.
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I have a whole day
planned for us.
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We'’re gonna
go for a hike and...
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[yawning]:
see that documentary on bees
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you keep talking about
and, uh...
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then we'’re gonna
have a-a fabulous dinner.
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So, happy birthday.
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Yay.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah. Why don'’t we
just skip the hike
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and you go
take a nap, huh?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
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Okay, yes.
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But two hours, tops,
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and then it'’s big fun
for you, mister.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles softly]
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Yeah, I'’m not gonna see her
the rest of the day, am I?
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No.
Yeah.
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BONNIE:
Adam!
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Coming!
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Sex helps her fall asleep.
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She says I'’ve got pure Ambien
between my legs.
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You guys don'’t have to worry
anymore. I got this.
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I realized what
I'’ve been doing wrong.
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I didn'’t have a plan,
but now I do.
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I went to a meeting
this morning,
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then went to another meeting
with you gals,
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gonna have my eyebrows
re-threaded,
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then go to another
meeting tonight.
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And I'’m gonna bookend every day
by calling Christy
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in the morning and again
at night to let her know
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I stuck with my plan.
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How'’s that for a plan?
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Well, it was
fast and wordy.
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And a very good plan.
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Christy, I hope
I didn'’t ruin
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your boyfriend'’s
birthday weekend.
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Patrick'’s fine.
When I woke up from my nap,
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he had left
to go bowling with Adam.
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Yes, Adam bowls.
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Nobody'’s perfect.
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I love bowling.
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I think it'’s sexy.
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Yeah. That'’s why there's
so much bowling porn.
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There is.
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Well, since y'’all
helped me so much,
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I brought each of you
a little something
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from my gift closet.
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ALL: Oh!
Oh, sweetie,
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that'’s very nice of you.
WENDY:
Thank you.
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But we don'’t help
people for gifts.
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We do it for fun
and for free.
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You'’re right.
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Bonnie.
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What?
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The bracelet.
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I was wearing this
when I came in.
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Do you know what would make
this outfit perfect?
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That bracelet you goody-goodies
made me give back.
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Don'’t you think it's great
that the four of us
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are gonna go out and...
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Oh, come on!
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[groans]
You come on.
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No! You have to change.
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Why do I have to change?
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Because it'’s my
boyfriend'’s birthday,
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so I get to wear
the slutty red dress.
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Nope. Everything'’s taped up
and Spanx'’d down. I'm done.
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Fine.
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Unzip me.
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I will.
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[grunts]
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Are you as freaked out as I am
that Jill hasn'’t been able
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to string more than a day or two
of sobriety together?
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Yeah.
It'’s scary.
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I can'’t imagine what it would be
like to start from zero again.
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Been there.
It sucks.
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I'’m afraid that if I went out,
I would never come back.
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Yeah, you would.
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'’Cause I'd drag you back
by the roots of your hair.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Okay. How do I look?
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Not better than me, so, good.
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Ah.
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So who won at bowling?
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Everyone who saw Patrick
fall on his ass
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trying to pick up a spare.
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Oh, hey, I would have
played better, but...
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I didn'’t bring my ball.
I didn'’t bring my ball.
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Wait a minute-- you have
your own bowling ball?
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That'’s the kind of thing
you should have disclosed
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on our first date.
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It'’s purple and it's sparkly.
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Hey, that'’s the color
of my bowling team.
[phone rings]
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Oh. It'’s... it's Jill,
but don'’t worry,
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it'’s just a bookend call.
I'’ll be-I'll be right back.
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Uh, a bookend?
That'’s when an alcoholic
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calls someone in the program
in the morning
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and then again at night
to let them know they'’re okay.
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Ah, look at you
learning the lingo.
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Hey. Watch enough Star Trek,
you learn a little Klingon.
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[sighs]
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Bad news.
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Wha... I-I thought
it was a-a bookend.
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No.
It was Jill'’s housekeeper.
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Jill showed up
at her place, drunk.
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I-I'’ve got...
I got to go get her.
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That'’s crazy--
it'’s Patrick's birthday.
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You stay, I'’ll go.
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Thanks, Bonnie.
I appreciate it.
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You'’re right.
My mom can handle it.
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Words I'’ve never said before.
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I'’m just gonna...
eat this in the car.
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I'’ll text you later.
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Please.
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Thank you for staying.
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Of course.
[chuckles]
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Jill'’s gonna be all right.
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[softly]:
Yeah.
250
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,747
She definitely is.
251
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,927
Uh, you know
what, Christy?
252
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,190
Just go.
253
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,844
Thank you.
254
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,194
I'’m sorry, I-I'm just
so worried about her.
255
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,546
Thank you.
256
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,333
Well... I guess
this night'’s a bust.
257
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,335
Should we just
get the check and go?
258
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,598
Hell, no. Now we can order
whiskey and not have to sip it.
259
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:27,556
Waiter!
260
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,739
[knocking]
Thank you so
much for coming.
261
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,436
I didn'’t know
who else to call.
262
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,829
It'’s okay.
263
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,091
[slurring]:
Oh, my Lord,
264
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:44,660
her fingernails
are solong.
265
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,444
Hey, Jill.
266
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,664
Oh, my God!
Christy! Bonnie!
267
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,753
I didn'’t know you guys
were friends with Soledad!
268
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,409
Honey, what are you doing here?
269
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,194
Oh, just watching TV,
but I'’m a little confused,
270
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,457
'’cause it's all in...
[whispers]: Mexican.
271
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:04,245
So, that lady with
the long nails right there--
272
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,857
her husband is sleeping with
the girl with the pointy boobs,
273
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,599
but pointy is having a baby
274
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,035
with the guy in the eye patch.
275
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,995
Did I get that right?
Más o menos.
276
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,345
I love hanging out here.
277
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,521
She'’s never been to
my house in her life.
278
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,305
I don'’t even know
how she found me.
279
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,046
'’Course I know where you live.
280
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,919
I sent you those pears
for Christmas.
281
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,877
Oh, yes, so much
better than cash.
282
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,836
[speaking Spanish]
283
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,586
Aren'’t they cute?
284
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,588
Adorable.
285
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,461
We need to get you home.
286
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,158
But I don'’t want to go.
287
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,117
Jill, you have to get up.
You can'’t stay here.
288
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,902
Why not?
This used to be my couch.
289
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,252
Oh. For all you know,
290
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,125
they had a romantic evening
planned for tonight.
291
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,257
It might even be his birthday,
and you'’re ruining it.
292
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,955
Subtle.
I don'’t care.
293
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,043
Well, you didn'’t
have to come.
294
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,479
I want to be here for Jill.
295
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,915
Then don'’t complain about it.
296
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,221
I'’m not!
You kinda were!
297
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,266
Bye, Soledad!
298
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,878
See you later!
299
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:15,446
♪ Happy birthday to you.
300
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,928
Make a wish, sweetie.
301
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,626
Remember when we couldn'’t do
this because people would stare?
302
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,845
Ugh, the dark ages.
303
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,846
Hold on.
304
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,500
Oh, I will.
305
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,111
Will you stop?
Don'’t be so touchy.
306
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,113
Oh, I have no problem
with people thinking I'’m gay.
307
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,680
I just don'’t want them thinking
308
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,377
that I couldn'’t do
any better than you.
309
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,774
Oh, man! I forgot
about my steak.
310
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,299
Do you think it'’s
still safe to eat?
311
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,736
[groans]
Would it stop you if I said no?
312
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,957
Hey.
313
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,437
Hey. How was dinner?
314
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,352
Oh, good.
We saved you some cake.
315
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,834
Hey! Cake and steak--
let'’s eat it in bed.
316
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,098
If you think you'’re happy now,
I'’ve got a potato in my pocket.
317
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,844
I know I'’ve said I'm sorry,
like, a thousand times,
318
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,323
but I really, really am sorry.
319
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,457
Hey, it'’s my birthday for...
320
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,112
two more hours,
so what do you say
321
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,723
we go upstairs
and, uh...
Oh...
322
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,246
we can'’t.
323
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,682
Jill was afraid to be alone,
324
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,684
so we had to bring
her back with us,
325
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,469
and she kind of
passed out in my bed.
326
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,297
Oh.
327
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,776
But the sofa pulls out.
328
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,345
We can have
super hot, quiet sex
329
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,870
that people might walk in on.
330
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:34,047
Yeah, th-that doesn'’t sound
super hot to me.
331
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:37,354
Oh, I-I promise,
tomorrow I am all yours.
332
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,269
Christy, please, stop...
333
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,706
making promises.
334
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,056
You'’re mad, aren't you?
335
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,755
Yeah, I-I'’m mad.
Uh, your mom said
336
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,540
that she could handle things
tonight, but you went anyway.
337
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,934
You said it was okay.
Well, because who wants
to sit through dinner
338
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631
with somebody who doesn'’t
want to be there?
339
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,851
Although my brother just did,
and he really enjoyed it.
340
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,986
I don'’t know
how else to explain it,
341
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,902
but that Jill really needed me.
Yeah.
342
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,078
It'’s late,
I'’m-I'm tired,
343
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,689
so... let'’s just
go to bed, okay?
344
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,692
It'’s-It's kind of tricky.
345
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,172
You have to push and then pull.
346
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,260
I-I got it.
347
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,351
[strained grunt]
348
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,788
PATRICK:
Ow! My fingers!
349
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,486
[laughs]:
He'’s so miserable.
350
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,706
Mmm.
You know that part of you
351
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,926
that takes pleasure
in other people'’s pain?
Yeah.
352
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,580
Mmm.
Totally turns me on.
353
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,238
Oh, my God,
354
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,806
Adam, you'’re walking--
it'’s a miracle!
355
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,636
No. Uh... not Adam.
356
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,638
I'’m his brother, Patrick.
357
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,467
Oh, yeah.
That makes more sense.
358
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,165
Coffee, please?
359
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,211
Little agave?
360
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,647
You must be Jill.
361
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,520
Thank you.
362
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,218
How'’d you hurt your hand?
363
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,786
Oh.
I, uh... lost a fight
364
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,484
with a pullout couch.
365
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,268
Oh, I took your bed, didn'’t I?
366
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,835
Kinda.
367
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,880
I wasn'’t always
a mess like this.
368
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,840
I mean...
369
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,016
I was and then I wasn'’t...
370
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,280
and then I got fat
and then I got skinny...
371
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,674
and now I'’m a mess again.
372
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,545
Go figure.
373
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,938
Sorry to hear that.
374
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,244
Thanks.
375
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,335
You know, in the past...
376
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,990
every time I relapsed,
I was able to get back,
377
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,818
but this time I'’m just...
378
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,995
I'’m just kind of lost.
379
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,433
Thank God I have Christy.
380
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,435
[chuckles softly]
She took hold of me
381
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,785
the very first time
I walked into a meeting,
382
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,482
and she'’s been right there
ever since.
383
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,617
I don'’t know
what I'’d do without her.
384
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,360
Yeah, she'’s, uh...
385
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,015
she'’s pretty special.
[chuckles]
386
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,324
You know, for only having
eight working fingers,
387
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,805
you make great coffee.
388
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,155
Thanks. Just don'’t ask me
to shoot a basketball.
389
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,767
Why would I ask you
to shoot a basketball?
390
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,468
Oh, hey.
You two met.
391
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,991
[chuckles]
Yeah.
392
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,036
He'’s a good one.
393
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,341
Aw. Hey, uh, Christy,
394
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,082
you got a minute?
395
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,823
Uh, sure.
396
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,523
Before you say anything,
397
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,091
she'’s leaving, and you and I
are gonna have our day together.
398
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,875
Yeah, about that, um...
399
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,531
I'’m gonna go home.
400
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,620
You'’re still mad.
401
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,274
No, I'’m not mad.
402
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,059
I get it.
403
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,670
Your friend'’s in trouble
and she needs you.
404
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,715
But?
405
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:49,024
I just don'’t know
where I fit in here.
406
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,723
I know this has not been
the ideal weekend,
407
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:56,292
but you got to understand,
helping people stay sober
408
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,078
is part of what
helps mestay sober.
409
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,515
So it has to come first.
410
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,300
Well, I guess that means
I'’ll always be second.
411
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,087
I'’m crazy about you.
412
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,568
But if I don'’t stay sober,
there isno second.
413
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,136
Well...
414
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,921
I don'’t know...
415
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,924
if this is gonna
work for me.
416
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:20,925
Oh.
417
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,712
Where does that leave us?
418
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,110
I'’m not sure.
419
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,808
You know, let'’s talk
in a few days, okay?
420
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,288
Okay.
421
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,272
I feel asleep on cake.
422
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,667
What'’s wrong?
423
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,149
Patrick just left.
424
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,716
Already?
Yeah.
425
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,111
Too much AA, not enough Christy.
426
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,029
[sighs]:
Oh.
427
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,468
Don'’t worry, honey, he'll...
he'’ll get over it.
428
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,035
I don'’t know.
429
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,214
[Jill clears throat]
430
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,477
I'’m trying to piece together
431
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,131
what happened last night.
432
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,917
Did I go to Mexico?
433
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,625
Look at this.
434
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,627
Homemade apricot jam
from Gloria.
435
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,412
Somebody just got invited
to the wedding.
436
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,023
We give away chips for
various lengths of sobriety.
437
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,112
Our chip person is Marjorie.
438
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,202
Hi. Marjorie. Alcoholic.
439
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,638
OTHERS:
Hi, Marjorie.
440
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,379
Would anyone like
a newcomer chip?
441
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:14,604
I'’m not taking another one--
it'’s too embarrassing.
442
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,259
You have nothing
to be embarrassed about.
443
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,609
What if I take a newcomer
chip at every meeting
444
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,481
for the rest of my life?
445
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,786
MAN:
I'’m an alcoholic.
446
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,571
Then I'’ll be
right here with you.
447
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,096
MARJORIE:
Anyone else want
448
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,619
to take a newcomer chip?
449
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,021
What'’s your name, honey?
450
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,067
Oh, right.
451
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,768
Hi. I'’m Jill,
and I'’m an alcoholic.
452
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,422
OTHERS:
Hi, Jill.
453
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,598
Okay.
454
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,644
Would anyone like to
take a chip for 30 days?
455
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:59,997
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