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Hi. Christy, alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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I can't help thinking
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where I was Christmas
five years ago.
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I mean, I-I've really thought
about it and...
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I literally don't know
where I was.
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But if any of you were there,
maybe you could help me
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piece it together
or my deepest apology,
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whichever applies. Thanks.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie
and I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Marjorie.
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This is a difficult holiday
with Victor being sick,
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and, uh,
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I know I need
to focus on him,
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so I'm sad to say
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that I won't be able to host my
annual Christmas cookie party.
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ALL: Aw.
Of course I'm
disappointed...
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Good thing we're in a meeting
so we can manage our grief.
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Shh.
Yeah, shh.
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I love this meeting.
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You ladies have really carried
me through the last few weeks,
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so to show my gratitude,
next week
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I am bringing my famous
nutty fruit log.
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ALL:
Yay.
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Would anyone else
like to share?
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Mary, alcoholic.
ALL: Hi, Mary.
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I'm afraid Mary
isn't very merry this year.
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It was recently brought
to my attention
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that my holiday letter
was a bit of a bummer.
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: I don't think
we got one.
We did.
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That's why the table
doesn't wobble anymore.
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I understand telling everyone
that my daughter was in jail,
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that my brother got evicted,
and that my pink eye came back,
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was not exactly holiday cheer,
but it is what happened,
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and I did make it rhyme.
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Thanks for letting me share.
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I know you all care.
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Okay.
Okay, my turn.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
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Everybody always shares about
how hard it is
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around the Christmas holiday.
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And to them I say, ba-bam!
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That's all I got.
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Merry Christmas.
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*
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Ugh. Wow.
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Look what happy people do
for the holidays.
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Please. They're obviously
overcompensating.
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You see Christmas cheer,
I see a miserable couple
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on the brink of divorce.
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You get all that
from the front door?
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And I read their mail.
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Did you leave
the light on?
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Oh, my God,
we've been robbed.
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Of what?
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We don't have anything.
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My laptop.
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Oh, damn it, I left my
watch on the nightstand.
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Oh. Ah.
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Was that you?
No. I was in back.
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Oh, my God! That means
they were still in here.
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Get out, get out, get out!
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That means they're
out here now.
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Get in, get in, get in!
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Looks like he got in
through the bedroom window.
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He? It could've been a woman.
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Sure.
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You might want to get
that window fixed.
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I'll tell the building manager.
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I'm sure she'll get to it
in a few months.
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Is now really the time?
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Here is a list
of the missing items.
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Hmm.
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Is there any chance you're
gonna find our stuff?
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You want hope or the truth?
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I've never had either.
I just want my laptop.
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Sure.
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Thanks, officers.
Yeah.
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I don't get the feeling we're
the cold case those two
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are gonna carry to their graves.
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I had a term paper
on that computer
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and it's my entire grade.
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Did you back it up?
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If I had backed it up, would
I be freaking out right now?
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Maybe. You run pretty hot.
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Now I'm gonna fail that class,
and then
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I won't graduate, and then
I won't get into law school
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and all this hard work
will have been for nothing,
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and I might as well just
stick my head in the oven.
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Well, if that's the plan,
kitchen's over there.
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That's it?
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You're not gonna talk me down?
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Excuse me, but there are
two victims here.
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That worthless punk
stole my watch.
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Oop, no.
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Here it is.
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Hmm. Looks like they didn't
touch Roscoe's stuff.
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Baseball cards,
paintball gun.
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Hey, maybe we should consider
getting a real gun.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, we're adults.
We know what to...
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Ow!
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I'm sorry. It was an accident.
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It was not an accident!
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Oh, come on,
why would I shoot you?
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Why wouldn't you shoot me?
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Go get a towel.
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Ow!
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Still want to get a real gun?
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Are you planning on sleeping
with the lights on?
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I don't plan on
sleeping at all.
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It just creeps me out
some stranger was in our home.
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:
Yeah.
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I mean, for all we know,
he could have come up here
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and rubbed his ugly
naked butt on your pillow.
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Why would you say that?
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Oh, come on, we're
both thinkin' it.
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No, I really wasn't.
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You are now.
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Hey!
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What was that?
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Sounds like
the water heater.
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How could it be
the water heater?
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The water heater
doesn't work.
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Maybe the burglar broke in
and he's fixing it.
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Well, at least
somebody is.
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I told you, it's on my list.
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I'm waiting for parts.
I'm waiting for parts.
Well, I am.
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Just turn off the light
and go to bed.
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Hmm?
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I broke into
a house once.
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What?
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Yep.
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I needed money for drugs.
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I cased a couple of houses.
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I saw one where the mail
was stacked up.
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I went around back
and broke a window.
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Wow.
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That's a straight-up felony.
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Only if you get caught.
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It was the one
time I really,
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you know,
crossed the line.
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The one time?
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I mean, I did what
normal people do.
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You know, go to a party,
raid the medicine cabinet,
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rifle through the jackets
on the bed,
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take an outfit out of
the closet, wear it home.
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Who does that?
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You might not want to hear this,
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but that's what you were doing
Christmas five years ago.
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I can't believe you
broke into somebody's house.
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Me neither. God...
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I never thought about what I put
those people through until now.
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Just curious,
what'd you steal?
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Mmm. Cash, jewelry, an EpiPen.
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I hope the kid didn't
eat peanuts the next day.
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That's what
those are for?
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Oh. It just
made me run fast.
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Sounds awful.
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I'm sorry you
went through that.
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Yeah. I'm still pretty
shaken up.
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You should get a dog.
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No, thanks.
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My mom's barely housebroken.
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How about a cat?
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A security cat?
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Mine freak out when a stranger
comes to the door.
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You should see
my mailman's ankles.
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Well, I did put up
some cheap webcams.
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Check it out.
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Living room... kitchen.
Mm-hmm.
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Yep. There's Bonnie.
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CHRISTY:
Look at her.
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I live with Homer Simpson.
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Wait, why is she going through
my laundry?
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Better question, why is she
taking off her sweatpants?
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That's my underwear.
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She's putting on my underwear.
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Oh, my God. That's why
all my thongs are stretched out.
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Strange butts in my underwear,
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strange butts on my pillow.
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Will this nightmare never end?
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WENDY:
Hold on.
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Christy, I think
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I found your laptop.
What?
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Someone just posted it
on craigslist,
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and it has that lame "Follow
your dreams" sticker on it.
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Oh, my God. This is it.
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Ha.
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How did you know to look there?
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A lot of people sell
stolen stuff online.
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Or so I've heard.
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Unbelievable.
They want $300 for it.
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The "Z"
doesn't even work.
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You wrote an entire
term paper without a "Z"?
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That's amazing.
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No. That's astonishing,
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incredible or jaw-dropping.
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Why so squirmy?
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It's almost like your underwear
is the wrong size.
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What's it to you?
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I saw you take mine
on the spycam.
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That is such a violation
of my privacy.
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You can't say that
in my panties.
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I hate to interrupt,
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but I think that's
the building.
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Are you sure
this is a good idea?
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What? Four middle-aged women
waltzing into a crime scene?
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What are we
supposed to do?
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The cops won't even
return my phone calls.
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Well, in their defense,
you left super long messages.
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Well, screw them.
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I'm gonna go get my laptop back.
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I'm not sure-- this is
a pretty dicey part of town.
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Oh, come on. We've all been
in worse neighborhoods than this
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to buy drugs.
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Or to sell drugs.
219
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Or just hoping
to meet someone.
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Come on, ladies,
let's hit the bricks!
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Why is no one
hittin' the bricks?
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Really, Mom?
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I have a diamond ring
to protect now.
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But your kid, your
kid you can lose?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Did this guy sound
dangerous on the phone?
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We only e-mailed,
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just the time and place.
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Okay, someone's got
to go in first.
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Who's the most expendable?
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Are you all staring at me
so I'll say Wendy?
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Just knock.
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What if he lured us here
so he can rob us again?
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Well, you wanted
to meet somebody.
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Oh, hello, girls.
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What are you all
doing here?
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Uh...
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* God rest ye merry gentlemen
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ALL:
* Let nothing you dismay
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Oh...
* Remember Christ
our Savior *
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* Was born on Christmas Day...
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* Two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree. *
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What a treat!
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Oh, thank you for coming and
bringing some Christmas cheer.
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How about
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if I make us all
a cup of hot cocoa?
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That'd be great, Mare.
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That bitch stole our stuff.
249
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This doesn't make any sense--
it couldn't have been her.
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Is it just me, or did we
sound really good caroling?
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Will you focus?
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We're dealing
with a criminal mastermind.
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Tiny marshmallows all around?
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Lovely.
Mary, wait a minute.
255
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:39,927
Actually, we're here because
of a very strange situation.
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Christy and Bonnie got robbed.
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Oh, no.
258
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,101
Is there anything
I can do to help?
259
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,402
Actually, there might be.
260
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,973
We tracked down my stolen laptop
to this address.
261
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,108
I don't understand.
262
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,144
Where you hiding the loot,
old woman?
Mom.
263
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,480
I'm sorry, did you want
to be bad cop?
264
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,415
Of course
we don't think it's you.
265
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,052
Uh... does anyone else
live here?
266
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:08,021
:
Oh, just my grandson, Todd.
267
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:12,192
On Law & Order this is when we
would exchange a knowing look.
268
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,994
Oh, no, not my Todd.
269
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,595
He's always been a good boy.
270
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,131
I'm sure he has.
Can some of us comfort you
271
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,868
while the rest of us
search his room?
No!
272
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,069
He would never steal.
273
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,171
He's studying to be
an electrician.
274
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,473
All I know is that someone
gave me this address
275
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,076
to come over
and buy my computer back.
276
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,612
No one's judging
you, Mary.
Of course not.
277
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,283
We're judging your
thief/electrician grandson.
278
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,253
I think that you should leave.
279
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,124
Just her,
or all of us?
280
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,626
Mare, maybe he lost his way
a little.
281
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,996
You don't know
what you're talking about.
282
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,563
Just get out.
283
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,034
Okay, ladies, let's go.
284
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,269
Wait. We're just leaving?
285
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,105
Yes, you're leaving.
286
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,540
Fine. But we'll be back.
287
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,111
Probably. I mean, we haven't
talked about a plan yet...
288
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,947
Um, Mary,
289
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,481
if you do find
the computer,
290
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,218
could you please
print out my paper?!
291
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,056
Do you think Mary'll
show up tonight?
292
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,392
Well, if she doesn't, I hope
she finds another meeting,
293
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,161
because the most important thing
294
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,898
is that she works the program so
she can maintain her sobriety.
295
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:29,602
Let me ask you something--
and this is 100% sincere.
296
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,872
Have you ever put yourself
to sleep while you were talking?
297
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,613
Hey. Turns out we weren't
the only ones who got hit.
298
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,150
Laura was robbed while
she was at a meeting, too.
299
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,684
How weird is that?
300
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,386
It's not weird at all.
301
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,056
This kid hangs around his
grandmother's meetings,
302
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,490
so he can follow
people home,
303
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,326
so he can rob them the
next time they're here.
304
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,962
That's awful.
305
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:55,963
It's also pretty smart.
306
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,966
But mainly awful.
307
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,567
MARY:
Christy?
308
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,404
Oh, good. You came.
309
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,040
I didn't want
to believe you, but...
310
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,276
I went into Todd's room.
311
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,646
I hope this is everything.
312
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,118
My computer.
313
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,452
Thank you, Mary.
314
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,554
Are you gonna call the police?
315
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,025
That wouldn't help anyone.
316
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,232
Wait. Mary, aren't you staying
for the meeting?
317
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,269
Not today.
318
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,305
But we'll see you next week?
319
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,641
Maybe.
320
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,079
Uh, what should we do?
321
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,380
:
I don't know.
322
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,649
Maybe just give her some time.
323
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,386
Boy, it's just so sad.
324
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,555
I know. Poor Mary.
325
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,992
No. I mean, everything we
own that's worth stealing
326
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,561
fits in one bag.
327
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,398
This is
a Christmas miracle.
328
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,100
Your paper's
still there?
329
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,501
Yeah.
330
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,638
I remember my opening paragraph
being a little snappier.
331
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,474
You think there's a chance
that kid might have...
332
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,044
Stolen your computer,
broken into your documents
333
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,511
and rewrote your homework?
334
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,014
So you're not ruling it out?
335
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,319
Huh. What's this?
336
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,588
Gold earrings.
337
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,224
He must have stolen these
from someone else.
338
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,126
No, those are ours.
339
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,395
They are not.
Yes, they are.
340
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,431
After how bad we felt
getting robbed,
341
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,267
you want to do
the same thing?
342
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,436
You're unbelievable.
I feel ashamed that I know you.
343
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,172
They're my Christmas present
to you.
344
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,141
Oh, my God, Mom,
they're so nice!
345
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,443
Why didn't you stop me
from saying all that?
346
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,811
I feel terrible.
347
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,114
And that's my Christmas present
from you.
348
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,754
Mary? It's Christy.
349
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,690
What about me?
350
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,327
Let's let you be
a delightful surprise.
351
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,462
MARY:
Please go away.
352
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,765
Come on, Mary,
open the door.
353
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,571
What do you want?
354
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,507
We were worried about you.
355
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,642
We haven't seen you in a week.
356
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,081
What happened to
your Christmas tree?
357
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,418
I didn't feel like
celebrating this year.
358
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,189
How are things
with your grandson?
359
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,325
Not good. He took off.
360
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,593
I'm really worried
about him.
361
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,499
Todd was always
my little shining star.
362
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,503
I know this is hard,
363
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,173
but you can't stop
coming to meetings.
364
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,375
Oh. I'm too embarrassed.
365
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,377
In front of us?
366
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,412
Have you listened
to our shares?
367
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,880
We're all train wrecks.
368
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,683
Speak for yourself--
I have a fiancé.
369
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,586
I'm not sure what
the point is anymore.
370
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,124
Mary... you didn't get
sober for your grandson.
371
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,160
You got sober
for yourself.
372
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,296
And you can't help him
unless you stay that way.
373
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,497
Don't write the kid off.
374
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:22,202
Sometimes disappointing children
grow up and surprise you.
375
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,205
I'd take a shot back, but
I really love my earrings.
376
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,476
How about we have a
meeting right now?
377
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,613
I'd like that.
378
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,682
You want to start?
379
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,519
Hi. I'm Mary.
380
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,224
And I'm an alcoholic.
381
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,493
Hi, Mary.
Hi, Mary.
382
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,168
Excuse me.
383
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,669
Yes?
384
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,572
You don't know me, but...
do you have a minute?
385
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,243
Sorry, I already picked my God,
and I've got enough magazines.
386
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,745
Both good guesses,
but not why I'm here.
387
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,548
Did you live here
nine years ago?
388
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,219
Yes. Why?
389
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,920
Okay, here goes.
390
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,422
Um...
391
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,725
I kind of...
392
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,761
broke into your house
and robbed you.
393
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,630
What
394
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,565
Yeah. I-I...
395
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,235
came to make an amends to you.
396
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,469
An amends?
397
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,773
See, back when I robbed you,
I was a drunk and a drug addict.
398
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,777
And I-I know that's
not an excuse, but it is,
399
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,379
sort of, my excuse.
400
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,550
What I did was terrible,
and I'm sorry if I made you feel
401
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,752
you weren't safe
in your own home.
402
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,755
My kids couldn't sleep
for weeks.
403
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,558
I know I can't make up
for what I did,
404
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,360
but I'd be happy
to write a check
405
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,962
for whatever you feel
covers what I took.
406
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,665
Okay, $1,200.
407
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,602
$1,200
Isn't that kind of high?
408
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,904
Do you want to make
this right, or not?
409
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,541
I only have $900
in my bank account.
410
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,843
Okay, give me that.
411
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,944
Wow.
412
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,946
I was kind of hoping
413
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,616
we were gonna end up
just hugging this thing out,
414
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,751
but... okay.
415
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,354
Do you need a pen?
416
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,823
I got one.
417
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,525
Did you steal it?
418
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,893
I did not.
419
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,730
Last chance to say $500.
420
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,766
Okay, yeah...
421
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,304
I'm just gonna write
"Merry Christmas" in the memo.
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