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You lose something?
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Oh, come on.
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You're still not talking to me?
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I said I was sorry.
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(sighs)
You know, I don't mind
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that you borrow my car
without asking.
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I don't mind that
you never put gas in it.
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I don't even mind that
I have to pull my seat up
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all the way from Freaktown.
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But when I turn on the radio and
you've changed all my stations,
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that's when I snap.
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Hey, when I hear Kenny G,
that's when I snap.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I'm just heading out
for a little bit.
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Where?
Got a thing.
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What thing?
I'm meeting a guy for a beer.
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BONNIE: Who?
You don't know him.
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Where are you going?
Who are you meeting?
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CHRISTY:
Surrender
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or before you know it,
you're a year older.
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My brother's in town.
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You have a brother?
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This is gonna make me
late for work,
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but it's worth it.
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Why am I not meeting him?
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Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.
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Hey.
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You're not talking to me,
Smooth Jazz.
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Tell me why I shouldn't be
incredibly hurt right now.
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We're not that close.
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The only reason I'm seeing him
is to sign some papers
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for our parents' estate.
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Estate?
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Don't get excited.
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It's a thousand bucks a year.
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Why my parents
decided to dole it out
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until I'm 85 remains a mystery.
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Still, uh, after you've gone,
that grand goes to me?
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Go nuts.
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I'm an heiress.
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Adam, a hint.
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Sleep with your eyes open.
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Already do.
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I'll see you later.
Wait.
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Why can't I meet him?
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What, was he born
without a nose?
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Weird, floaty eye?
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Spits when he says,
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(spitting):
"sauteed spinach."
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Yes, it's all of those things.
Can I go now?
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No. I am meeting him
and that's final.
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I'm not gonna win this, am I?
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You gave up those balls
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the minute you put a ring
on her finger.
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BONNIE: Give me
five minutes to change.
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First the legs, now you guys.
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The darkness is moving north.
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*
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Here you go, Bonnie.
Well, thank you, Patrick.
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How gallant.
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Sure beats a beer
in my hotel lobby.
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You're gonna love it.
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Oh, waitress.
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God, I hate her.
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Welcome to the Rustic Fig.
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The one place
I used to feel safe.
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(laughs)
I told you, she's a pistol.
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Wish I had one right now.
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Hey, Christy.
I'm Patrick.
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Really nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi.
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Since Patrick's only in town
for the night, we thought we...
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She thought.
...we'd come here.
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What better way for us all
to get to know each other?
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With me serving
you food. Yay.
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Can I please have
whatever kind of beer
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can get here fastest?
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Can you make that two?
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But take your time.
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And I'll have, let me see...
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uh...
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What's in a virgin mojito?
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Lime juice, cane sugar
and my thumb.
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I'll have a water.
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Patrick, I'm so glad
we're doing this.
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Oh, me, too. I didn't
even know you existed.
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I didn't know you existed.
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You both exist.
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Should we figure out
what we're gonna eat?
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Charming as ever, dude.
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Bite the big one, Pat.
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What fun.
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Oh, I'm getting a picture
of the two of you
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growing up together.
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Roughhousing
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out at the lake.
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I don't know. Was there a lake?
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There was an ocean.
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In fact,
Adam taught me to surf.
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Man, you sure ran with that one.
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What does that mean?
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I own a company
that makes surfboards.
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Wow, didn't waste any time
squeezing that one
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into the conversation.
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Okay, why don't we talk about
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how you hung out
with Russell Crowe?
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He does work that one in a lot.
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We got drunk in Prague.
He threw a phone at me.
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It's a good story.
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The first seven times,
am I right?
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(laughs)
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I hear something different
every time.
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Okay, two beers
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and one tap water
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with a splash of spit.
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Well, we definitely
want appetizers.
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What do you recommend?
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Going to a different restaurant.
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Oh, Christy.
(laughing)
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Tell me about the crab cakes.
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No.
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Your brother seems
like a nice guy.
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Where in the world
did you get that?
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Well, he paid for dinner
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while you were being
a dick all night.
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That was my takeaway.
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I don't like the guy.
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I thought you might have
picked up on that
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when I told you
I don't like the guy.
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Oh, come on.
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How many times did
Christy tell everyone
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she hated me at dinner tonight?
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It's just something people say.
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At least it's over.
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I never have
to see him again.
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Yikes. What happened
with you guys?
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He bang your prom date?
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Women aren't that
important to me.
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Stare all you want;
I'm not taking it back.
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Ugh.
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It's not fair.
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I parade my dirty family laundry
in front of you every day.
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You owe me this.
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All right, fine.
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That surfboard company, my idea.
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I worked there.
I helped get it started,
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but did he cut me in
on the profits
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once it became a success?
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I'm guessing no.
Nothing.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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Those profits should
be ours-- yours.
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Thank you.
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God.
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You know what really
upset me tonight?
Hmm?
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Discovering that my daughter
is a terrible waitress.
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I still don't think you
should've complained
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to the manager.
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How else is she
gonna get better?
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Are you eating
garbage cake?
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It was untouched.
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Anniversary dinner.
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He shot her a look
when she ordered the cake.
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Things went downhill fast.
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Well, in that case,
hand me a fork.
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Mm.
Thank you.
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This is a surprise.
What brings you back?
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Ah, there's nothing good
in my hotel's garbage.
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I thought I was coming
back here for a nightcap.
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(whispering):
This is so much better.
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You sure?
Mmm.
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I got half a martini
in here.
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Wait. There's
a shrimp tail in it.
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(laughs)
No, I'm good.
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So, did you survive dinner
with my mother?
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Oh, my God, I love her.
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She's hilarious.
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No more cake for you.
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Hey, anybody gives my brother
a hard time is okay by me.
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To be perfectly honest,
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um, I spent most of dinner
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waiting for you to come
back to the table.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you the one who
complained to my manager?
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No, it's just that every time
you came back to the table,
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things were... you know,
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really good.
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(laughing): Sorry.
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I'm recently divorced.
I'm a little rusty.
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I'm sorry.
Are you flirting with me?
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You couldn't tell?
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See, this is where
my rustiness comes in.
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Ah, newly divorced,
too, huh?
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Nope, just good old rust.
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(laughs)
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Well, um, what I'm
trying to say is, uh,
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I'm supposed to be
leaving tomorrow,
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and if you happen
to be free tomorrow
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and are amenable to what
I'm about to propose,
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I was thinking I could
stay an extra night
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for the express purpose of
taking you out tomorrow.
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Just to be clear,
we're talking about tomorrow?
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Yeah. Although
it is midnight,
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so tomorrow is now today.
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So, uh... (mumbles)
...today.
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I'd really like that.
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Oh, great. Great.
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I'll bring the oil can.
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For the rustiness.
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You know, Wizard of Oz.
(chuckles)
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Not dry vagina.
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My God, I...
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I just said "dry vagina."
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And pointed.
(chuckles)
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Okay, what do you think?
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Great. Let me see the tush.
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Damn it, I used to have
a cute, little booty like that.
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You will again.
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You already lost six pounds.
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Mm, five.
Paid 300 bucks
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for some black market licorice
last night.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, Bonnie.
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You heard that, too, right?
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It's Jill.
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We're Skyping.
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You're awfully dressed up
for that.
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She's got a date.
Really? With who?
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Just a guy.
Adam's brother.
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(laughs)
This is fun!
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But he left town.
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He decided to stay an extra day
just for little old me.
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Are you kidding me? You can't
go out with Adam's brother.
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And yet I've got my good bra on,
and I'm headed out the door.
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No, no, you don't get it.
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Adam really doesn't like him.
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I don't like you, but we eat
eight meals a week together.
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Wait. So why does Adam
not like his brother?
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I don't care! He's in town
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for one more night,
and he asked me out
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like an awkward eighth grader,
so I'm going.
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Just so you know, you and
your bra are ruining my life.
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Oh, I miss you girls.
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Hello?
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Am I talking to an empty room?
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God, I'm so hungry.
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(sportscaster speaking
indistinctly over television)
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(clearing throat loudly)
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Staircase.
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What's going on?
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What's going on is
I wanted some quality time
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with my man.
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Can we do that?
Where's Christy?
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She had a date tonight.
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Oh, good for her.
You know,
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I don't understand
why some guy
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hasn't just swept her
off her feet.
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Well, I guess that thought
runs in your family,
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'cause your brother stayed
an extra day to take her out.
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Kiss me.
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Bonnie. Bonnie.
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Adam. Oh, Adam...
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Wait, w-wait.
Hang on a minute.
262
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,327
Christy's on a date
with Patrick?
263
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,729
That's right.
Let's get those pants off.
264
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,896
(stammers)
265
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,332
You know, you did this.
What do you mean?
266
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,000
I was just gonna go out
and have a drink with him
267
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,869
and sign some
papers, but no,
268
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,403
you had to stick
your nose in there
269
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,839
and Bonnie it all up.
270
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,842
Hey, I was gonna
use this mouth
271
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,844
to say I'm sorry,
but it can just as easily
272
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:17,945
go eat a sandwich.
273
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,751
*
274
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,388
Oh...
Oh...
275
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,727
So, what's your favorite
place to surf?
276
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:37,765
Ah. Uh... Costa Rica,
probably.
277
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,200
You know, one time I was, um,
waiting for a set to come in
278
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,836
when I realized, suddenly,
that I was surrounded
279
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,204
by dolphins.
280
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,874
Wow, that sounds beautiful.
Ah.
281
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,842
Yeah, it was,
until I realized
282
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,178
the dolphins were
surrounded by sharks,
283
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,781
and that was the moment
I learned I could fly.
284
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,152
I took acid once
and learned I couldn't fly.
285
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,355
Duh...
Oof...
286
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,758
(both groaning)
287
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,794
You know, we've been playing
for 20 minutes,
288
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,228
and neither one of us
has made a shot.
289
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,529
Yeah.
290
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,031
(groaning)
291
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,265
Well, that was pretty close.
292
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,901
Should we just start
counting those?
293
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,904
I'll tell you where
we went wrong.
294
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,972
Not enough blue stuff
on the end of the thing.
295
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,776
Step aside and watch me work.
296
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,312
Okay.
297
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,117
Wow! Whoo!
Oh, my God,
I got one in!
298
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,319
I got one in.
299
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,254
Not the one I wanted, but still.
300
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,990
Toss me that magic blue cube.
301
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:41,161
We are not leaving
until I sink one, too.
302
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,797
Don't you have to go
back home tomorrow?
303
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,998
(chuckles)
304
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,233
Well, actually,
305
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,500
I'm taking a couple
weeks off
306
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,402
to surf my way
down the coast.
307
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,904
Oh.
(ball drops)
308
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,572
Boy, that sounds great.
309
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,874
Do you surf?
310
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,575
Nope.
I can barely swim.
311
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,510
That's why I don't
take baths.
312
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,813
I mean, I shower.
I'm clean.
313
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,149
Smart, beautiful,
hygienic.
314
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,118
Final box checked.
315
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,829
(man speaking indistinctly
over television)
316
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,965
(sighs)
317
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,870
Oh, God, what now?
318
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,872
Your brother's staying
another week
319
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,907
to be with Christy.
320
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,347
And to your left,
more vineyards.
321
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,850
You picked a hell
of a place to get sober.
322
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,151
I know, right?
323
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,286
Could have moved
to Utah,
324
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,487
but where's
the challenge in that?
325
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,890
Yeah.
326
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,559
Lot of grapes.
327
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,862
What are those, red?
328
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,032
See? It's like
you live here.
329
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,067
Hey, can I ask you something?
330
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,969
Sure.
331
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,038
What's the deal
with you and Adam?
332
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,573
Oh, well, what can I say?
333
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,243
Uh, we used to be really tight.
334
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,879
We started our business
together,
335
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,015
and six months later, he bailed.
336
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,049
Left me high and dry.
337
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,884
Wow.
338
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,252
I can see why you're mad at him,
339
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,187
but what's his problem?
340
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,889
Oh, that's simple.
341
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,958
I made the business
into a success,
342
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,059
and now he's jealous.
343
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,594
That doesn't sound like
the Adam I know.
344
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,663
Well, it's the Adam I know.
345
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,498
But, hey, maybe
your mom's had
346
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,533
a good influence on him.
347
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,906
(Christy laughing)
348
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,611
This is a disaster.
Adam is furious,
349
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,947
and I'm out of lingerie.
350
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,915
But I'm happy.
351
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,217
Isn't that what moms are
supposed to want for their kids?
352
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,053
On what planet?
353
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,454
You are standing
in between me
354
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,256
and a thousand dollars
a year.
355
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,592
You are so selfish.
You are so selfish.
356
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,562
What do you guys think?
357
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,366
Look, they remembered
we're here.
358
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,936
Well, I th...
Da-da-da!
359
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,973
You're obviously only
dating Patrick to annoy me.
360
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,943
No, I am dating Patrick
because he's a nice guy.
361
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,644
Annoying you is
a delightful bonus.
362
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,084
I'm gonna shop for jeans.
363
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,120
I'm confused-- why is Adam
so upset about this?
364
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,423
Because Adam and
Patrick hate each other.
Why?
365
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,625
Why does anyone
ever fight? Money.
366
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,996
Well, maybe you two can
help them patch things up.
367
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,264
You were estranged for years
and found a way to reconnect,
368
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,966
and it's been wonderful.
369
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,135
All right, settle down.
I wouldn't go that far.
370
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,070
Do you guys think
I could pull off overalls?
371
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,371
No.
372
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,977
I'm just saying you
could be a good example
373
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,978
to these boys.
374
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,014
Maybe.
Got to admit,
375
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,316
nobody knows decades
of estrangement
376
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,584
and then a quasi-satisfying
makeup like we do.
377
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,086
Yeah. Of course,
if we had money,
378
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,687
things could get dicey.
379
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,690
If we had money, you'd
be dead by sundown.
380
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,128
(knock on door)
381
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,496
Someone's at the door.
382
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,032
CHRISTY:
I'll get it.
383
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,168
Hey, Adam.
I like that shirt.
384
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,202
Oh, thanks.
385
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,004
Wow, why are you
so dressed up?
386
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,574
Oh, son of a bitch.
387
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,778
Hey.
Hi.
388
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,347
(turns TV off)
389
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,116
Oh. Didn't know you'd be here.
390
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,186
Why wouldn't I be here?
It's my fiancée's house.
391
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,788
And another great talk.
Can we go?
392
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,025
Actually, I was thinking
you could come in for a sec.
393
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,061
Ah...
394
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,196
I take it we're being set up?
395
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,630
Looks like it.
396
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,468
Wow, isn't this
a nice surprise.
397
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,036
They're onto us, Mom.
398
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,172
Then let's just jump right in.
399
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,706
We're trying to help
you two asshats
400
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,175
be more like us.
401
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,742
How is name-calling gonna help?
402
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,378
What'd I say?
403
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:55,048
Look, nobody's had
more bad water
404
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,051
under the bridge than me
and Amazon Prime over here.
405
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,387
But we got over it.
406
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,522
And if we can,
anyone can.
407
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,691
So, sit.
408
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,127
(mock crying)
409
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,134
Okay, animosities.
Go.
410
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,439
Okay, why don't I help
get the ball rolling?
411
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,374
Patrick, Adam is
upset with you
412
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,710
because you hogged all the
surfboard money for yourself.
413
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,378
What?
Is that what you told her?
414
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,347
Because that's what happened.
415
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,382
No, it's not.
416
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,851
Patrick was just a kid
starting up a business.
417
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,220
You're the one
who bailed on him.
418
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,587
How did I bail on you?
419
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,855
You took off for Hollywood
420
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690
to start your big
stuntman career.
421
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,227
Hey, the surfboard business
was my idea.
422
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,229
I got it off the ground for you,
423
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,197
and then something good
happened to me. I'm so sorry.
424
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,166
Off the ground?
425
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,401
I worked 16-hour days
without you.
426
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,469
I had to quit school.
427
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,272
Oh, take off your skirt.
428
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,706
Our business was great,
429
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,142
and you didn't share
a dime with me.
430
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,144
Oh, please.
I don't see you for ten years.
431
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,578
How is it still "our" business?
432
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,746
I was working on movies.
433
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,214
I-I was on location.
434
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,216
I'm sorry I wasn't there
to hold your hand.
435
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,285
Kind of a soft argument.
Step it up.
436
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,188
You know,
I started this business
437
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,257
to be with my brother, but since
all you care about is money,
438
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,192
I'm happy to write you a check.
439
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,260
I don't want your money.
440
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,762
(groans)
441
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,264
We're winning. Keep going.
442
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,266
You know, if you wanted
to be with me so badly,
443
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,133
where were you
444
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,134
when this happened?
445
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,270
What?
I was in the hospital
for a year.
446
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,438
Guys I hadn't seen
since high school came by.
447
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,573
You never did.
448
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,741
I wanted to be there.
449
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,842
Then why the hell weren't you?
450
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,843
Because I figured
451
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,912
I was the last person
you'd ever want to see.
452
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,647
Why wouldn't I want to see you?
You're my brother.
453
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:38,251
If I'd known that,
454
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,520
I'd have been there in a second.
455
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,858
I love you, man.
456
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,200
I love you, too.
457
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,834
Dude.
458
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,473
Now would be the perfect time
to get that check.
459
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,879
How did this happen?
460
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,881
My date's having dinner
with your fiancé,
461
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,551
and I'm having my ninth meal
of the week with you.
462
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,554
Bringing them together
feels good, though, right?
463
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,723
Yeah, it does.
464
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,791
We saved a family tonight.
465
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,262
I'm gonna say this to you
'cause you get it,
466
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,564
but I wouldn't say it out there.
467
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,234
Heroes.
468
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,737
It's the only word that works.
469
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,473
Was a little weird
seeing those two crying.
470
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,475
Right? Not sexy.
471
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,976
No.
472
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,380
I will be asleep
when Adam gets home tonight.
473
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,982
You know, if things work out
474
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,617
and we marry these guys...
475
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,853
...you'd be my mother
476
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,389
and my sister-in-law.
477
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:55,295
And you'd be married
to your stepuncle...
478
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,899
...which would make you
your own niece.
479
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,536
The sad part is,
480
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,338
not the weirdest thing
we've ever done.
481
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,375
Not even close.
482
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,010
But still...
483
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,313
heroes.
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