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Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.
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GROUP: Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, [sighs]
as if being a single mom
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wasn't stressful enough...
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[softly]:
What?
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...I'm also the manager
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of an apartment building.
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Anyway, the owners of the
building have started this thing
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called an
"annual performance evaluation,"
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which is worrisome 'cause,
uh....
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no one in the building
really likes me.
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So, I called Marjorie
and she said,
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[imitating Marjorie]:
"Bonnie, nothing changes
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"if nothing changes.
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"Just do one
thing different
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and see what happens."
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Do I really
sound like that?
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No.
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So, starting today,
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when a tenant asks me
to fix something,
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I'm gonna give 'em this finger
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instead of the one
I want to give 'em.
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Thanks.
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Who'd like to go next?
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I will.
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Hi, I'm Jill, I'm an alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Jill.
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Well, I have my final meeting
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with my caseworker today,
where they tell me
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if I'm approved
to be a foster parent.
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I've done everything
they asked--
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I put a big ugly fence
around my pool,
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childproofed my whole kitchen.
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It takes me ten minutes
to get a damn cracker.
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I am terrified.
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I want this so bad.
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I called Marjorie about it.
She said,
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[imitating Marjorie]: "Jill,
you are in the actions business.
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God is in the results business."
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You sure
I don't sound like that?
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Not at all.
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So, I guess we'll see
what God's got in mind
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this afternoon at 1:30.
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Wouldn't hurt if y'all said
a little prayer for me.
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Thank you.
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If you want, I'll go
to your appointment with you.
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You'd do that?
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Of course.
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It's like
Marjorie always says,
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[imitating Marjorie]:
"Christy, in this program,
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we never have to
do anything alone."
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You don't really sound
like that.
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WOMAN:
Excuse me, sweetie,
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are you here with a grown-up?
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I am a grown-up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you were
a foster child.
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If you have a spare mother,
I'm open to it!
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Hey, what'd they say?
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Let's just go.
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Wait, what happened?
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They turned me down.
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Why?
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My caseworker thinks I haven't
been sober long enough.
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I can apply again in a year.
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Oh, Jill.
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I'm not saying I'm gonna do it,
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but this is kind of
a Xanax moment.
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No, hold on. This isn't right.
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Wait here.
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Hey! You listen to me.
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You are making a
gigantic mistake
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turning down Jill Kendall.
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We're both in AA
and I can tell you
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she is totally committed
to her sobriety.
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Thank you. And she will make
one hell of a foster mother!
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There's a poor little
child out there
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who needs her, and shame on
you for standing in the way!
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Shame!
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♪
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Sorry I'm late.Where have you been?
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Managing a 32-unit
apartment building.
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Some of us work for
a living, Wendy.
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I'm an emergency room nurse.
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And I actually help people.
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Case in point,
Mrs. Slivkin in 2E
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now has a working light
fixture in her bathroom.
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Ignoring her took six months,
fixing it took six minutes.
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There's a lesson
in there somewhere.
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[phone rings]
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[groans]
It's my caseworker.
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What does she want,
to reject me again?
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[ringing continues]
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Hey, Barbara, what's up?
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That's amazing.
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Your crazy little outburst
changed her mind.
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You should have seen me.
I actually spit a little.
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Really, already?
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They have a child for me.
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Awesome.That's great.
Wow.
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Uh-huh.
It's a little girl named Emily.
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Oh, I always wanted a girl.
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Oh, that's perfect.
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She's 14 months old.
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Oh...Oh...
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Baby shower.
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Excuse me, what?
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14 yearsold.
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Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm sorry,
can I call you right back?
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[clears throat]
Thanks.
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Teenage girl, she's bounced
around the system for a while,
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dad's gone, mom's an addict.
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She sounds like our people.
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What are you thinking?
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I don't know.
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I mean, this whole time,
I've only pictured myself
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with a baby.
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I can't dress a teenage girl
like a bumblebee
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and make it my Christmas card.
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But think about all the good
you can do for this girl.
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Yeah, I lived this. No one wants
an older foster kid.
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You're like one of those
hot dogs at the gas station
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that's been on the roller
too long.
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You have a chance to do
something wonderful here.
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CHRISTY:
Right.
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You can help this girl
not turn into
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an old hot dog
like my mom.
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Do you have to give 'em
an answer right away?
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No, the next step would be
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to meet and see
if we like each other.
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I guess I can do that much.
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[phone chimes]
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Damn it.
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What?
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Slivkin. I fixed the light
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in her bathroom,
now she can see
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the black mold in her shower.
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No good deed, huh?
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Siri, what is black mold?
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What do you think?
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Does this say fun foster mom?
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It says Prince died and
all I got was this lousy hat.
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It's not really you.
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What about now?
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Take the hat off, Jill.
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[groaning]: Oh, God.
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Now that this thing
is starting to get real,
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I'm totally freaking out.
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I don't even know
what she should call me.
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I mean, I'm not her mom,
"Jill" sounds too familiar,
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and "Mama Jill" sounds like
I run a whorehouse.
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You were a foster kid.
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What'd you call the people
who took you in?
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Unlucky.
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So, where are you
meeting this girl?
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My caseworker's
bringing her to the bistro.
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It's like the scariest
first date of my life
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and I went out
with Dennis Rodman.
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Okay, we need to come back
to that eventually.
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But, for today, just relax.
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Talk about
clothes and boys.
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It's your wheelhouse.
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In a lot of ways, you
are a 14-year-old girl.
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You always know
just what to say.
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So, how's it going
with all the tenants
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evaluating your
performance?
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How do you think it's going,
Christy?
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Sorry.
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Yeah. On the plus side,
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I have learned a lot
about myself.
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Really? Like what?
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Well, apparently, your mother
rubs people the wrong way.
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No.
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I was surprised, too.
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Then, I read
some of the reports.
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They let you see them?
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I may have steamed open
a couple envelopes.
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And get this:
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people described meas
"lazy, untrustworthy,"
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and in one memorable instance,
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"a useless broomstick
with hair."
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Ouch.
[chuckles]
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Hey, one tenant called you
my pet mouse.
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That's so mean,
I didn't do anything.
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Oh, stop squeaking.
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So, what's gonna happen?
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If you lose this job,
we lose the apartment.
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Thanks, I'd actually forgotten
that for a couple of minutes.
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Hang on.
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Siri, remind me to pick up
mousetraps on the way home.
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[laughs]What?
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"Broomstick with hair."
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[phone rings]
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It's Jill.
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Are you gonna answer it?
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Kind of have to.
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Hi.
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I just want to
thank you guys again
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for being here with me.
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She's thanking us
for being here.
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I can hear her.
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You sure you don't want to
sit with us?
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You'll be fine.
We're right here if you need us.
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Oh, my God, they're here.
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Just remember,
boys and shopping.
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Or cigarettes
and shoplifting.
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Hi, Barbara.
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Hey, Emily, I'm Jill.
What's your name?
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Emily.
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[laughs]
Right, of course, sorry.
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Uh, please, sit.
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I'm a little nervous.
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This is my first...
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whatever this is.
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Not mine.
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Emily's been
in the foster system
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for quite
some time now.
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Terrific. How do you like it?
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Hang on, I have a hat for you.
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Oh, not the hat.
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So, tell me about yourself.
What do like to do?
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Um, I don't know, draw and read,
like, graphic novels.
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Graphic? Like dirty books?
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No. Uh, graphic novels
are basically comic books,
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maybe a little more
sophisticated.
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Oh, I read Archie
when I was your age.
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Betty or Veronica,
who's he gonna choose?
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Archiewas a comic book
about teenagers.
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And the challenging problems
they face,
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like "who am I gonna take
to the prom?"
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Why don't you tell her about the
graphic novel you're working on.
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It's kind of a post-apocalyptic
doomsday story.
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Oh, neat.
Is there a prom in it?
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Oh, that girl's
not gonna pick me.
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I've watched The Bachelorenough
to know I'm not getting a rose.
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Ah, come on,
there's always hope.
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We were there. No rose.
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So, it didn't work out
with this young lady.
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You'll take what you learned
and use it moving forward.
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Yeah, well, I'm hoping
for a baby next time.
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When babies don't like you,
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they have the decency
to keep it to themselves.
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Don't be so sure.
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This one's first words were,
"Leave me alone."
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I think it was, "Love me,"
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but it's interesting
that's what you heard.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hey, Barbara.
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Listen, I know
that didn't go well,
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but I am gonna
take what I learned
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and use it moving forward.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh.
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Emily picked me!
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Mama Jill's in the house!
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Way to go.
Congratulations.
Yay!
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Okay, so, do I come pick her up
or do you guys deliver?
260
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:45,819
Dear God, she thinks
this is Amazon Prime.
261
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:49,300
Oh. Yeah, that's great.
See you soon.
262
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,650
I got to go.
263
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,695
They're dropping her off
in two hours.
264
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,436
Son of a bitch,
it is Amazon Prime.
265
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,357
What's this?
266
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,054
Plan B.
267
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,187
I'm baking my famous banana
bread for all the tenants.
268
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,103
It was only famous
'cause you put hash in it.
269
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,759
What was plan A?
270
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,805
Doing my job, but I'd need
a time machine for that.
271
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:19,069
You think banana bread's
gonna change people's minds?
272
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,637
No, banana bread
gets me in the door
273
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,770
then I win them over
with my natural charm
274
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,033
and mastery of hypnosis.
275
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,427
Oh, God, we're moving again.
276
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,690
Yeah, maybe.
277
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,301
Where are you going?
278
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,738
Over to Jill's,
see how her first night went
279
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,044
with her foster kid.
280
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,046
It was awkward and awful.
281
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,438
You talked to her already?
282
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,831
Didn't have to, I lived it.
283
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,528
Every foster's first night
is like that.
284
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,530
Well, I can still help.
285
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,184
I've got experience.
286
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,447
I could write a book
about raising a teenage girl.
287
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,840
What would you call it,
288
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,146
My Own Daughter
Doesn't Speak to Me,
289
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,582
But Here's What You Should Do?
290
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,281
Oh, and what would
you call yours?
291
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,631
I'm Sure I Had a Kid
Around Here Somewhere.
292
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:03,026
Yeah. It's not my fault you
kept taking your leash off.
293
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,033
So, how was your first night?
294
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,687
A little rocky.
295
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,430
The One Direction bedspread
did not go over well.
296
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,345
I tried to tell you.
297
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,260
She must've liked
the heated pool.
298
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,740
I guess.
299
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,742
I'm still learning how
to interpret her grunts.
300
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,657
Oh, yeah, 14-year-old girl.
301
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,529
"How was your day?"
[grunts]
302
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,792
"How was school?"
[grunts]
303
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,490
It's like living with somebody
trapped under a rock.
304
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,841
Oh, hey, there she is.
305
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,016
How'd you sleep?
306
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:36,799
[grunts]
307
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,933
Can I get something to drink?
308
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,848
You don't have to ask.
You live here.
309
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,591
Emily, this is my friend,
Christy.
310
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,767
Christy, Emily.
311
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,724
Hi.
312
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,943
Hi.
313
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,596
Got any Gatorade?
314
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,338
Oh, I'm so sorry, no,
but I do have coconut water.
315
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,818
Do you like coconut water?
316
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,212
I don't know.
Does it taste like coconuts?
317
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,345
With a whisper of urine.
318
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,871
[whispering]:
You got a smile.
319
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,438
I'm taking an orange juice.
320
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,571
Great. Are you hungry?
321
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,529
I can have Soledad
make you breakfast.
322
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,532
Pancakes, quiche,
huevos rancheros.
323
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,143
She makes an egg white
veggie frittata
324
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,753
that'll make you think
you're in the promised land.
325
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,146
[whispering]:
Please make me stop talking.
326
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,496
Come and sit down with us.
327
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,715
Yeah, come on. Let's chat.
328
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,377
So, you like
Rick and Morty,huh?
329
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,031
Yeah.
330
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,382
I got into it because of my son,
but now I love it, too.
331
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,036
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub.
332
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,864
[burps loudly]
333
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,779
[laughs]
334
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,172
[laughs nervously]
335
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,608
What's happening?
336
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:53,006
And when I close this door,
337
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,574
you will wake up,
feel refreshed and like me.
338
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:05,018
Ooh, Mr. Munson, hang on,
339
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,151
let me get that bicycle
out of your way.
340
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,505
Oh. Oh, well, uh,
thank you, Bonnie.
341
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,943
That's what I'm here for.
342
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,510
Uh, everything okay
in your apartment?
343
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,817
You need anything fixed,
replaced, hauled off?
344
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,689
What's wrong with you,
you back on the drugs?
345
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,910
No, sir, I'm just
trying to do my job.
346
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,652
Uh-huh. This have something to
do with that tenant evaluation
347
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,045
they called me about?
348
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,308
Did you talk to them?
349
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,397
Not yet.
350
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,616
All right,
let's cut to the chase.
351
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,835
What do you want, old man?
352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,230
Pam Grier.
353
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,754
Within reason.
354
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:49,236
A woman who tells me
she's Pam Grier.
355
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,935
How about banana bread
and a back rub?
356
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,110
Deal.
357
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,720
Come on in.
358
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,203
Emily, these drawings
are amazing.
359
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,465
You're really talented.
360
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,684
Yeah, talented.
361
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,730
What's the story?
362
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,299
Yes, I, too,
would like to know.
363
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,301
I don't have it all figured out,
364
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:14,174
but it's about this girl
after, like, an atomic war,
365
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,350
and she has to learn how
to survive on her own.
366
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,656
Well, now that's
depressing.
367
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,788
I think it's cool.
368
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,833
Depressing and cool.
369
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,880
So, what happens to her?
370
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,101
I was just gonna ask that.
371
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,624
She probably dies.
372
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,886
Now, that's cool.
373
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,887
No, that's depressing.
374
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,454
Oh, I give up.
375
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,457
Excuse me.
376
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,809
[quietly]:
What's going on?
377
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,332
Christy, I can't do this.
378
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,465
You should just take
her home with you.
379
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,163
No. I already have a daughter
I screwed up.
380
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,382
This one's yours.
381
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,428
But it's so awkward.
382
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,256
I have nothing
in common with her.
383
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,823
So what?
384
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,433
She needs a home,
she doesn't need a buddy.
385
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,870
I know, but I really
want her to like me.
386
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,830
Then you shouldn't have
signed up to be a mom.
387
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:06,008
Hey, how about, how about
you and Bonnie come live here
388
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,270
and help me with her?
389
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,100
We might have
to take you up on that.
390
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,016
Let's see how
the banana bread goes.
391
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,715
Oh, great. Now I don't know
what you're talking about.
392
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:21,023
Christy, this was a mistake.
393
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:25,027
When people don't like me
at first, they never like me.
394
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,550
I don't have a
chance with her.
395
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,639
That's not true.
396
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,206
I didn't like you at first.
397
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,861
You didn't?
398
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:36,386
Nope. I thought you were
self-obsessed and spoiled
399
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,998
and your teeth were so white
it made me angry.
400
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,044
But then I got to know you,
401
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,307
and now I can't imagine my life
without you in it.
402
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,179
Now, go out there
403
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,269
and keep talking to her until
you find some way to connect.
404
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,404
I'm sorry, I just can't.
405
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,319
Do you want me to leave?
406
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,236
I can call my caseworker.
407
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,066
No.
408
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,677
I want you to stay
very much.
409
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,160
I'm just so bad at this.
410
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,684
I think you're doing okay.
411
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,470
Really?
412
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,775
[grunts]
413
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,824
Did you hear what she said?
414
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,133
She thinks I'm doing okay.
415
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,961
I have never once heard
that from my daughter.
416
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,140
Hang in there.
417
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,885
Hey, Violet, it's your mother.
418
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,975
Just checking in, haven't heard
from you in awhile.
419
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,412
I thought maybe you and Luke
420
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,762
might want to come over
for dinner on Sunday,
421
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,024
unless you broke up with him,
422
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,982
in which case,
bring the new guy.
423
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,984
Love you, bye.
424
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,646
Hey. What's going on here?
425
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,779
Just chilling
with my favorite tenant.
426
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,128
[chuckles]
427
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
Okay.
428
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,218
Hi, Beverly.
429
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,219
Mouse.
430
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,312
You're still gonna
wax me, right?
431
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,619
Yeah.
432
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,061
So, Jill, how's it going
with your foster kid?
433
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,585
[grunts]
434
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,979
I'm sorry, what?
435
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,024
That's teenager for "okay."
436
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,071
Now, you see what
happens when you...
437
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,075
Oh, God, I do
sound like that.
438
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,729
[cell phone chimes]
439
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,948
Yes! Thank you, God!
440
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,428
You passed the evaluation?
441
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,257
Close enough.
I'm on probation!
442
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,867
Wow.
Congratulations.Probation party!
443
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,391
What did you do
to turn it around?
444
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,481
A lot of things
I'm ashamed of!
445
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,527
Waitress, a round of hot water
and lemon for my friends!
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