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♪
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Ten minutes.
20 minutes.
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Really, two minutes
for a nickel?
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Ugh.
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When did I get a peso?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah?
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Any chance you could
lend me a quarter?
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Lend you?
Are you a good credit risk?
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Terrible... but I think you
probably have 30 cents
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of good karma coming at you.
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Oh, in that case,
why don't I just give you
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the full two hours?
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Oh, thank you.
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[laughing]:
No, thank you.
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This hopefully makes up
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for all those gas
stations I robbed.
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What?
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It's a joke.
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It was just one liquor store.
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[chuckles]
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Have a nice day.
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You, too. Bye.
Bye.
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Well, this is awkward.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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When will this
nightmare end?
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Allow me.
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Oh, thank you.
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All right, bye again.
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Oh, not yet.
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Hi, Aunt Marjorie.
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Hi, Nick.
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Aunt Marjorie?
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It's how she signs
my birthday cards.
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I see you two have met.
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Yeah, she was on the street
begging for change.
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Oh, honey, I thought
we talked about that.
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Marjorie, aren't you
gonna introduce us?
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Sorry.
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Jill, Wendy,
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Bonnie, Christy,
this is my nephew, Nick.
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Nick, these are my girls.
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Hi.
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Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
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Nick, why don't you join us?
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Uh, thanks, but I
got to get to work.
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And-And thank you for letting
me use your storage locker.
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Any time.
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Okay, well,
it's nice meeting you.
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So long.
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Bye.
Bye.
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And do not follow me.
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[laughs]
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Less.
Bye.
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Where have you
been hiding him?
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And why?
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Is he single?
Not that I care.
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I can be a side dish.
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Back off, he already
stuck his card in my meter.
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Listen, ladies, I get it.
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Nick is a very attractive
young man, but he's off limits.
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What?!
Why?!
Boo.
No!
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It's just not a good idea.
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I'm your sponsor,
he's my sister's kid.
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Okay, well,
I want a new sponsor.
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Bonnie, will you be
my new sponsor?
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Sure, but you
can't date Nick
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until my daughter's
done with him.
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Okay, Wendy,
you're my new sponsor.
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No one's dating Nick
and that's final.
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Boo.
No fair.
BONNIE: Whatever.
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I should've just jumped
him on the street.
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What's that?
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I should've just
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jumped him on the street!
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♪
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Got a minute?
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Not really.
I'm studying for midterms.
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All right, I was just gonna
show you a Facebook picture
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of Marjorie's nephew
with no shirt on.
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Let me see.
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Oh, my God,
shirtless on a horse?
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On the beach.
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That's just not fair.
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I'll tell you
what's not fair,
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that horse underneath
him instead of you.
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Why are you trying
to wind me up?
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'Cause you deserve
to date a handsome guy,
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and I always like
sticking it to Marjorie.
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He is handsome.
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Handsome and rugged.
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They don't make rugged anymore.
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I blame soy milk.
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You know, he couldn't
take his hazel-green-
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with-a-fleck-of-blue
eyes off of you.
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Really?
He was totally
eye-boning you.
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Doesn't matter.
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I'm not going behind
Marjorie's back.
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Makes sense.
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Why pursue the perfect man
if it might temporarily make
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an elderly woman
uncomfortable?
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You know
Marjorie's only, like,
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ten years older
than you, right?
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If you ever say that again,
I will gut you like a fish.
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Check this out.
Status: single,
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and he's a riding instructor
at Valley Glen Stables.
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Mother of God,
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he's professionally
shirtless on a horse?
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[seductively]:
Go to him.
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No. I can't.
I just can't.
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Okay, I tried.
Good night.
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Good night.
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Just gonna finish studying.
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His last name's Banaszak.
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Thank you.
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[exhales]
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Steady, girl.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, right on time.
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Actually, I got here
20 minutes ago,
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but I waited in the car
'cause being early is lame,
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and so is telling you that,
sorry.
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No worries.
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So, you're thinking about
riding lessons for your son?
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Yes, that's what
I'm thinking about.
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Well, I mean, I could tell you
all about how I teach,
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but it'd be easier
just to show you.
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With a video?
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With a horse.
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You got any smaller ones?
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[laughs]
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You're not scared, are you?
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No, I just have a history
of falling off things,
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mostly bar stools,
but one bridge.
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Well, don't worry.
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I'll put you on Starburst.
She's very gentle.
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I had a five-year-old girl
on her this morning.
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Easy for her, she's five.
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She doesn't understand death.
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[laughs]
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Starburst, this is Christy.
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Christy, meet Starburst.
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Hello, enormous animal.
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Here. Pet her nose.
She loves it.
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Oh, something we have in common.
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Okay.
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Ooh, it's warm.
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Good Starburst.
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Here. Here.
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Try an apple.
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I would've given
it to the horse,
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but that's another
way to go.
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Oh.
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Okay, just put your foot
in the stirrup,
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and swing your other leg over.
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It's kind of high.
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Here, let me.
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Ready?
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I'll give you a boost.
You grab the saddle horn.
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What's the saddle horn?!Oh, God.
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I got to tell you,
I'm really impressed.
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I mean, you hear the expression,
"Get back on that horse,"
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but you rarely see it.
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[out of breath]:
Thank you.
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This is fun.
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Try to move with the horse.
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Isn't that what I'm doing?
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You know,
it might get smoother
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if you pick up
the pace a notch.
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Give her a little kick.
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That seems kind of mean.
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[laughs]
It's not gonna hurt her.
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[nickers]
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All right, now you're
just tickling her.
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Go on, show her
who's the boss.
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I'm so sorry.
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[neighs]You're the boss!
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You're the boss!
You're the boss!
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When we tell
people this story,
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can we say I was
thrown from the horse?
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Sure.
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It's a lot cooler
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than slipping
in the ladies' room.
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Maybe we should put
stirrups on that toilet.
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[chuckles]
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Let's take a look
at that ankle.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Am I hurting you?
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No, I'm just sitting
on my keys.
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It's not broken.
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You should probably stay
off it for a while
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and keep it elevated.
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Okay, but I'm gonna
need your help.
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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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[laughing]:
Oh, wow.
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[chuckling]
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[exhales]
Yeah, wow.
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[chuckles]
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Didn't miss the
saddle horn that time.
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You're hard to miss.
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[chuckles]
Aw, shucks.
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[sighs]
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So, listen,
as great as this was,
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and it was really great,
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we can't tell Marjorie.
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Oh, man.
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My mother's sister's always
my first call after sex.
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No, it's just she's
my sponsor in AA...
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No.
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...and it might
get a little weird.
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Understood.
I will gladly be...
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your dirty little secret.
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Oh, God, that just
makes it hotter.
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Mmm. Oh, listen, I don't want
to spoil the moment, but...
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we should probably get dressed
or a little boy named Brandon
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is gonna learn more
than how to ride a horse.
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He's got to learn sometime.
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Hey.
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Well, you look happy.
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You should've seen me
about an hour ago.
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After 19 long, lonely months,
the curse has been broken.
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In your face, Marjorie.
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Tell me everything.
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Well, he took me
horseback riding.
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Is that how you hurt your foot?
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Uh, yes.
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We were galloping across a field
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and I mistimed a jump.
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Anyhow, after he carried me
into the barn,
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we did it on a bale of hay.
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Really?
A bale of hay?
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I knew you'd ask,
so I brought proof.
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There's more
in my pants.
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Oh, you're my hero.
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Are you gonna see him again?
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Yippee ki yes.
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Dinner tomorrow night,
then who knows,
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maybe on a bed,
mix it up a little.
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Oh, please, can I be there
when you tell Marjorie?
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Or better, let me
tell Marjorie.
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You know what,
it's decided, I'm telling her.
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Nobody's telling her.
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Nick and I agreed to keep
this between ourselves.
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Okay, fine, I can't be mad.
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My little girl got banged
by a cowboy in a stable.
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Always trying to
make you proud, Mom.
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Oh.[Christy chuckles]
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What happened
to your leg?
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I slipped at work
and twisted my ankle.
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It's no big deal.
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Bound to happen, the way
you gallop around that place.
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Mom.
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Sorry, I'll reinit in.
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If you got hurt
at the restaurant,
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you could sue
for big bucks.
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That's how poor people
in America get ahead.
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I'm really fine.
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You still should get it x-rayed.
If you walk around on a...
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Look, I just twisted it.
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I'm not suing
or getting an x-ray.
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Whoa there, Nelly.
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Congratulations,
you spooked her.
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Can we please go? I'm starved.
263
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,849
I'm gonna need a lift
with one of you.
264
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,329
Oh, Christy,
aren't you coming for coffee?
265
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,114
Oh, no, I have a class.
266
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,159
Since when do you have a class
on Tuesday?
267
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,465
It's a new class.
268
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,858
In the middle
of the term?
269
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,473
Yes, I have a new class
on a Tuesday
270
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,735
in the middle of the term.
271
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,128
Looks like
you're going on a date.
272
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,480
I have a date with
learning, Jill.
273
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,874
It's the other way
274
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,789
poor people in America
get ahead.
275
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,399
Any more questions?
276
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,488
Yeah, when should
I expect you home?
277
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,011
Around 1:00,
278
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,318
2:00?
279
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,456
[chuckles]I just wanted to say:
280
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,068
yesterday, what happened,
I've never done that before.
281
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,331
Really? You were
pretty good at it.
282
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,332
[laughs]
283
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,116
I meant in the stable.
284
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,684
I know what you meant.
285
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,947
It was my first time
in a stable, too,
286
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:14,081
unless you count a shopping
mall nativity scene.
287
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,605
I'm sorry...
288
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,867
I've got to kiss you.
289
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,047
Oh.
[chuckles]
290
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,310
You're coming to me.
291
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,445
I've been wanting
to do this all day.
292
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,842
Okay, um...
293
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,019
there's our waiter.
Our waiter's here.
294
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,194
What's up?
295
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,936
Should I come back?
296
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,851
No, no, I'm starving.
297
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,291
Well, we have some specials
tonight.
298
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,293
Let's hear 'em.
299
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:56,427
Okay, we're doing an heirloom
tomato and burrata salad.
300
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,952
I like burrata.
301
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,171
Great, make it two.
302
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,738
Very good.
303
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,567
And for the entrees, we, uh...
304
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,790
I'll come back to get your order
when you're done eating.
305
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,531
Hey-- hey, hey, Nick?
306
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,924
[inhales sharply]
Yeah?
307
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,100
This is nice,
308
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,189
but I think, uh,
309
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,843
we're making people
uncomfortable.
310
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,628
What people?
311
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,413
I don't see anyone but you.
312
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,198
Trust me, they're
out there.
313
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,855
She's pretty,
isn't she?
314
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:38,905
[clears throat]
315
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,472
First date.
316
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:51,308
You have such perfect
little hands.
317
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,702
Thanks.
318
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:54,877
[exhales deeply]
I'm...
319
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,965
just gonna butter
some bread.
320
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,663
Let's butter it together.
321
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,801
Really? Is that a thing?
322
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,151
It'll be our thing.
323
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,937
Am I back too soon?
324
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,634
No, no, stay.
325
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,897
Have you had a chance to
think about your entrees,
326
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,507
or are we still
canoodling?
327
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,814
May I?
328
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,337
Oh, sure.
329
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:23,253
I will be sharing
the bone-in tomahawk rib eye
330
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,864
with the woman I'm gonna marry.
331
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,867
I'm sorry, what?
332
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,173
My bad, baby,
did you want the chicken?
333
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,573
Hey, what are you doing home?
334
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,358
I thought you'd be too busy
cowpokin' and...
335
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,099
ah, forget it, I'm too sleepy.
336
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,972
[sighs]
337
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,974
Oh, Mom, he's weird.
338
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,368
All men are weird.
It comes with the penis.
339
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,936
No, we're talking the big weird.
340
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,547
What did he do? Show up
for dinner wearing pantyhose?
341
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,725
I wish.
I've worked with that before.
342
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,988
And it's not weird,
it's courageous.
343
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,427
He talked about us
getting married.
344
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:09,952
Okay, I'm awake now.
345
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,562
I'm telling you,
there's something
346
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,434
seriously wrong
with that guy.
347
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,089
I almost didn't go home
with him.
348
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,526
Wait, you still went home
with him?
349
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,921
19 months, Mom.
350
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,966
[sighs]
Check it out.
351
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,491
After we had sex,
he made a sketch of me.
352
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,756
I'm confused,
is that you on a horse?
353
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,150
It's me asa horse.
354
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,675
What'd you do?
355
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,939
We had sex again,
356
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,810
then he fell asleep
and I snuck out.
357
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,638
After all that,
you slept with him again?
358
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:47,207
19 months, Mom. 19 months.
359
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,210
NICK:
♪ Lady...
360
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,387
♪ I'm your knight
in shining armor ♪
361
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,997
♪ And I love you
362
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,957
Oh, no.
363
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,697
♪ You have made me what I am
364
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:03,832
♪ And I am yours
365
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,443
[guitar strumming]
366
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,794
♪ Lady!
367
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,972
♪ You made me such a fool
368
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,669
That's gonna get old.
369
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:23,156
♪ Oh
370
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,593
♪ Oh, we belong together.
371
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,509
I don't know what
your problem is,
372
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,945
it sounds like the
guy's crazy about you.
373
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,513
Yeah, you got him,
we didn't,
374
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,993
so shut up
and be happy.
375
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,864
Look at the picture again.
376
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,300
I have a tail!
377
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,650
Did you notice?
378
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,000
Horse Christy
wears panties.
379
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,874
So what are
you gonna do?
380
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,745
Well, obviously,
I have to make it
381
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,009
very clear to him
that it's over.
382
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,446
And I'm guessing he's gonna go
crying to his Aunt Marjorie,
383
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,448
so I better get to her first.
384
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,711
Yep, head him off
at the pass.
385
00:16:56,754 --> 00:17:00,323
Your horse-themed humor
has grown very tiresome.
386
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,761
To that I say,
"neigh."
387
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,068
Here she comes.
Giddy up.
388
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,287
Hey, that's my thing.
389
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,030
Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
390
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:19,299
Well, remember how you told us
Nick was off limits?
391
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,604
Oh, no.
392
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,910
Oh, yeah.
393
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,433
I tried to stop her.
394
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,220
Please tell me
you didn't sleep with him.
395
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,917
She did.
Three times.
396
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,224
Christy!
397
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,268
Actually,
three and a half.
398
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,443
Three and a half?
399
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,228
How do you think I got him
to stop singing?
400
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,406
This is bad, this is very bad.
401
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:40,494
I'm sorry.
402
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,365
No, this is bad for you.
403
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,587
Nick is--
I don't know how to say this--
404
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,068
not well.
405
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,897
How "not well"?
406
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,900
Don't get me wrong,
he's never hurt anybody.
407
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:59,643
But he has lived
most of his life in an...
408
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:00,818
facility.
409
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,343
Oh, God.
410
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,996
Did he escape?
411
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,521
No, it's more of a work release.
412
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,000
The horses keep him calm.
413
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,220
Why didn't you tell me?
414
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,961
What was I supposed to say?
415
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,703
"This is my nephew,
he's as nuts as he is handsome"?
416
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,444
You don't have
to say anything.
417
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,403
You just go like this
when he's not looking.
418
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,710
Hey, I told you
to stay away from him.
419
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,015
How bad is this?
420
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,626
Do I have to keep some
of her DNA on file
421
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,844
in case she
goes missing?
422
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,631
Again, he's not dangerous,
he just...
423
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,676
feels things very deeply.
424
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,071
Whelp...
425
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,073
looks like we're
moving again.
426
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,301
I hope you understand, I have
to respect Marjorie's wishes.
427
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,564
We just can't see each other
anymore.
428
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,958
Okay.
429
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,180
Really?
So you're fine with this?
430
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,575
Hmm, you betcha.
'Cause it's not really over.
431
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,969
No, Nick, it really is.
432
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,189
Okay.
433
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,713
So we're clear,
434
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,325
you and I aren't gonna
see each other anymore.
435
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,458
You're such a silly.
436
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:20,463
All right, well...
437
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,901
thanks for... everything.
I'm gonna go.
438
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,076
Sounds good.
439
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,731
See you soon.
440
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,386
No, you won't.
441
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,866
Okay.
442
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,955
Okay. Bye.
443
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,610
Bye. Christy?
444
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:38,960
Yeah?
445
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,443
What am I supposed to do
with this broken heart?
446
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,662
[sighs]
447
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,882
Oh, what the hell?
I'm crazy, too.
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