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Can we get the
check please?
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Ooh, Christy, look. They have
a fudge brownie sundae special.
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Remember when you were
a little girl
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and we'd make those
on rainy days?
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Mom, we've talked
about this.
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You can't make up happy memories
hoping I'll think they're true.
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Do you remember the kitten I got
you for your fifth birthday?
8
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Mr. Mittens? Sure.
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Ah, so I can make them up.
10
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Order a sundae, I got to pee.
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A sundae does sound good.I'll split one.
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I could go for something sweet.
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No! No sundaes.
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I got to get her home.Why?
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Her boyfriend's back in town
and he's waiting
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at our house
to surprise her.
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Aw...Oh...
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The only thing waiting
to surprise me
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at my place is silence.
20
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Is that really
a surprise?
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So when she comes out,
no one wants dessert.
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Jill pays the check,
and we're out of here.
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Really? So we're not
even gonna pretend
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to argue over it, anymore?
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You order the sundae?
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Sorry, they're out. Let's go.Bummer.
27
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Hey, maybe we can stop at the
ice cream place on the way home.
28
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Oh, we can't.
I got to study.Well, then take the car.
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I'll get a ride
from one of these guys.
30
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Who wants ice cream?None of them.
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Wendy's lactose intolerant;
it's past Marjorie's bedtime,
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and Jill only eats ice cream
alone in the bathroom.
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Come on, let's hit it.
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Well, at least let's stop
at the supermarket
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and pick up
some Butter Pecan.
36
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Damn it woman, Adam's home
and he's waiting for you
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at the house
to surprise you.
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Oh, my God!
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What are we doing here?!
Let's go.
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Nice work ruining
the surprise.
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Nice work ruining
Mr. Mittens!
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Okay, double check me.
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Boobs, breath, pits?
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Fine, fine.
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Not doing that.
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Can you believe the waiter
thought I was your sister?
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[laughs]
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Surprise!
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What?! Adam?
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Did you know... ?
51
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You!
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And you!
53
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You...
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[laughing]
55
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Oh, you told her,
didn't you?
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Oh, who cares? It's still
the best surprise ever.
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Child in the room.
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Oh... I thought you
weren't done on the movie
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until the end of the month.
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Well, turns out your boyfriend's
a rockin' stunt coordinator.
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Vin Diesel only had to jump out
of a helicopter,
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onto a moving train... once.
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Bam, saved them
two hundred grand.
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Bam, got home to my woman.
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And bam, my new thing
is saying "bam."
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I missed you so much.
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Bam.
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So what's Vin Diesel like?
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Do people call him
Vin or V or VD?
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Probably not that.
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She never could
take a hint.
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Why don't we head
back to your place?
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Actually I'm staying
in a hotel.Why?
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The guy I sublet to, he still
has it for two more weeks.
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But a hotel is crazy, you're
just throwing money away.
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Why don't you stay here?
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Pay me half--
everybody wins.
78
00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,791
No, no, no, no.
I don't want to get in your way.
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No. You won't.
Tell him, Christy.
80
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It's fine. Between work
and school I'm never here.
81
00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,537
Plus Roscoe's at
his dad's all week,
82
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so the Batcave is available.
83
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If it's okay with you guys,
I mean, that sounds great.
84
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And the best part,
no walk of shame.
85
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Oh, please, when did
you ever have shame?
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Don't you have
homework to do?
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Oh, sure.
88
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I actually do have to write a
paper about trade embargoes
89
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and how they affect
international relations.
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It's really pretty
interesting...
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Take the hint!
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Ugh, my laptop.
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I forgot my...
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Holy God!
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♪ ♪
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So no Bonnie again tonight?
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Nope.Oh.
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I'm happy her fella's back,
99
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but she still needs
to get her butt to meetings.
100
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Yeah, well, right now her butt's
kind of occupied.
101
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Wait, that sounded weird.
102
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I'm a little worried about her.
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Every time I ever put a man
ahead of my sobriety,
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I got myself in trouble.
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[laughs] You make it sound like
you had a lot of men.
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For your information,
I was banging dudes
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while you were selling
Girl Scout cookies.
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Respect.
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I think my mom is fine.
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The two of them are so
into each other,
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it's like living
in a Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie.
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You know, if Tom Hanks
couldn't walk,
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and Meg Ryan
was a bipolar sociopath.
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I guess there's a lid
for every pot.
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I hope so.
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'Cause my pot hasn't had a lid
for over a year.
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It's just an empty, dusty pot.
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Respect.
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You need to get yourself
out there and meet someone.
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Like it's that easy.It is.
121
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Maybe ditch the Converse
and hoodie once in a while,
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and let people see
you're a girl.
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Hey, this is what
all the kids wear.
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Who wants to tell her?
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[nail clippers click]
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[dramatic music playing on TV]
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[nail clippers clicks]
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MAN 1 [on TV]:
Yes.
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MAN 2: What is your relationship
to the victim?
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[nail clippers clicks]
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Is that something that
has to happen right now?
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Oh, sorry.
133
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Didn't know it bothered you.
134
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I-It doesn't.
It's just...
135
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You know, I'm
watching a movie,
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ducking nail shrapnel.
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Got it.
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I'll stop.
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Thanks.
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I mean, you know, if I was
sitting here shaving my legs
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while we were
watching the movie,
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you might find
that annoying.
143
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,064
Actually,
I'd find it kind of sexy.
144
00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,022
I'm trying to
make a point.
145
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Well, you missed.
146
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I just got this pinky to clip.
Do you mind if I...?
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Do it, just do it!
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Oh, you look nice.
What's going on?
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Jill's taking me out
to meet guys.
150
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Oh, well, you're not wearing
your high-tops.
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Maybe you have a shot.
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[doorbell rings]
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ADAM: I'll get it.Thanks, babe.
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What are you guys up to?
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Gonna get some take-out Chinese
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and hump myself
into a bladder infection.
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Always the lady.
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[laughs]
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When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
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I don't know. When's the last
time you got laid?
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Yeah, so I'm just gonna
be Christy's wing man,
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you know, help
her meet somebody.
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That is so nice of you.
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One of the things we learn in
sobriety is to be of service.
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Very admirable.
166
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Hey.
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Hey, stranger, haven't
seen much of you lately.
168
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Yeah, well,
I'm seeing a lot of you.
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Thanks.
You ready to go?
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Yeah, let's hit it.Good luck.
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[laughing]:
Bonnie, I don't need any...
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You were talking to Christy.
Got it.
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Bye.Bye.
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I thought you were gonna
be my wing man tonight.
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I am.
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What about all
this says "man"?
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[grunts]
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What do you feel
like watching?
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Wow, so we're just gonna pretend
that didn't happen?
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What didn't happen?
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Oh, please.
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You couldn't stop staring
at Jill's boobs.
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Well, what choice did I have?
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The damn things threw a shadow.
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Don't, just don't.
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I mean it, it...
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It was noticeably cooler
under them.
188
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Oh, so this is funny to you?
189
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,614
Yes, it's...
190
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,139
No. Not really...
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Forget it, let's just watch TV.
192
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God,
you don't love me!
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I can't believe you brought me
to an AA meeting to meet men.
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Oh, sweetie, this isn't
just any AA meeting.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, my God,
they're all so pretty.
199
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Don't be intimidated.
200
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They're just like
you, but better.
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CHRISTY:
No kidding.
202
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Look at all
these hot guys.
203
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Yeah. Some of them are gay,
204
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,184
but they're all
fun to look at.
205
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Hey, Jill.
Good to see you.
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00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,405
Hey, Cheryl.
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She's got a husband and
two lovers in this room.
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I'll let you figure
out who they are.
209
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:05,022
Oh, this is much more fun
than "What did Marjorie knit?"
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00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,459
CHERYL:
Okay, meeting time.
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00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,636
Okay, little advice? You
know how when we share
212
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at our meetings, it's all about
honesty and vulnerability?
213
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,378
Yeah?
Not here.
214
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,293
Here, you're
selling yourself.
215
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,557
So leave out the pole
dancing and the poverty.
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00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,603
Got it.And maybe don't mention
you live with your mom.
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00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,737
Okay.
And no reason to
bring up those kids.
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00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,348
Well, there goes
my whole act.
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Maybe together we're discovering
why your pot's all dusty.
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[sighs]
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I hate it when we bicker.
222
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Me, too, but we are
very good at making up.
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[laughs]
224
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We never used to fight.
225
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,716
Maybe me staying
here is too much.
226
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,110
You know, I can just
go back to the hotel.
227
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,025
No, don't be silly.
I love this.
228
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I love being together
all the time.
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Good answer.
[sighs]:
Oh.
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You know what I like best
about you?
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What?
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00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,428
Did you just
check your watch?!
233
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,953
No. I mean, yes, but
I was still listening.
234
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,737
You have some place to go?
235
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:11,262
No. I'm here and waiting to find
out what you like best about me.
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00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,048
That ship has sailed.
237
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,878
Bonnie, come on...[door slams shut]
238
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,664
Guess I can check
my e-mails now.
239
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,321
Hi. I'm Christy.
240
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,801
I'm an alcoholic...
241
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,541
and a Capricorn.
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00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,239
ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,371
Hi. Hi.
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00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:39,203
I've been sober
a little more than three years.
245
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,946
Now I'm not addicted to anything
except yoga.
246
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:46,341
But that's okay 'cause what kind
of trouble could I get into
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lying on the floor, all sweaty,
248
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,694
pushing my body to its limits?
249
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,348
[Christy giggles]
250
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,963
I'm also stretching my mind.
251
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,096
I've gone back to school.
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00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:05,926
I'm pursuing a law degree,
which was scary at first
253
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,406
'cause I'm usually
the oldest one in my class.
254
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:15,936
But that doesn't stop
all those hot young college guys
255
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,460
from, you know...
256
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,680
copying off my homework.
257
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,557
I love fighting with you.
258
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,037
[laughs]
259
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,169
I love making up.
Oh.
260
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,389
Are we gonna
fight about this?
261
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,652
'Cause I'm gonna need an
hour and some Gatorade.[laughs]
262
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,175
Oh!
263
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,438
I can't remember
the last time
264
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,963
I felt this safe
in a relationship.
Mmm.
265
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,095
I mean, growing up
in foster care,
266
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,749
it's really hard
to trust people,
267
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,317
but I trust you so much.
268
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,798
[laughs]
269
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,803
I'm gonna tell you a secret.
270
00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,328
Before I had Christy...
271
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,113
Oh.
272
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,074
I had this crazy idea
that I could become a singer.
273
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,905
I mean, I'm not
talking rock star, but
274
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:16,648
I pictured myself
in a club with a piano.
275
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:25,527
♪ Some say love ♪
276
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:31,925
♪ It is a river ♪
277
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,753
♪ That drowns... ♪
278
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,756
I am singing,
you son of a bitch!
279
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,281
Ow.
280
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,938
So, what did you think
of the meeting?
281
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,504
I didn't hear a
word anybody said.
282
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,158
I was too busy
being on my honeymoon
283
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,725
with the guy in
the brown jacket.
Oh.
284
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,336
Where'd you go?
Maui.
285
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,686
The hotel gave us robes
with our names on 'em.
286
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,385
Excuse me.
Christy, right?
287
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,908
Oh, yeah. Hi.
Hi.
288
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,867
I'm Derek. I just
wanted to tell you,
289
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,695
I really enjoyed
your share.
Thanks.
290
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,480
You know, I've been
thinking about going back
291
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,917
to school myself, so I
found that really inspiring.
292
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,833
I'm glad.
I'm Jill.
293
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,400
Hi.
294
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:15,055
Uh, so tell me why'd
you decide to study law?
295
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,536
Well, before I got sober,
I frequently needed a lawyer,
296
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:22,105
so I figured,
why not cut out the middleman.[laughter]
297
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:25,761
Also, I wanted to do something
worthwhile, try to help people.
298
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,154
Me, too. That's why
299
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,591
I give my housekeeper Botox
every Christmas.
300
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,551
Nobody likes
a wrinkly maid.
301
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,250
I see. It's terrific.
302
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,818
Uh, I've never seen you at
this meeting before, right?
303
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,124
I usually go to meetings
closer to home.
304
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,388
She lives in a nasty part
of town with her mom.
305
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,434
Well, listen, uh,
306
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,566
if you haven't already
had too much coffee,
307
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,351
why don't we go...?Do you know the guy
in the brown jacket?
308
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,396
Christy wants
to marry him.
Jill!
309
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659
Sorry, I don't.Hang on.
310
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,575
What the hell is wrong
with you?!
What?!
311
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,882
You're embarrassing me
in front of Eric.It's Derek.
312
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,233
I said hang on! I thought
you were gonna help me.
313
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,714
Well, I'm trying,
but now you're making a scene.
314
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,325
You know what? Uh, I
actually have to go...
315
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:12,068
call my sponsor.
316
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,331
Thank you so very much.
317
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,898
What is your problem?
318
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,944
I was trying to get you
and Brown Jacket off to Maui.
319
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,207
Forget Brown Jacket!
I had a shot at Eric.
320
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,209
It's Derek.
I don't care!
321
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,428
You totally torpedoed me!
322
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,866
Why didn't you just tell him my
kids have two different dads?!
323
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,216
Or that I was a stripper?!
324
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,524
Oh, you are gonna
kick yourself in a minute.
325
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,615
[TV plays quietly]
326
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,487
Hey.
327
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,881
Hey. How'd it go?[door closes]
328
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,709
Jill vag-blocked me.
329
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,451
Where's Adam?
330
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,627
Adam's having a time out.
331
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,891
ADAM:
Christy, she won't
give me back my chair!
332
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,896
We may have hit a rough patch.
333
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,854
So you took away his wheelchair?
334
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,334
What are you doing?
335
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,075
I'm helping the man
who can't walk.
336
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,641
Oh, sure. Take his side.
337
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,513
What if he has to pee?
338
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,645
ADAM:
I do!
339
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,430
Marjorie's right. You
need to go to a meeting.
340
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,822
Oh, my God, enough
with the meetings!
341
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,433
It's not always about a meeting!
342
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,043
Sometimes it's about two people
343
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,132
who clearly aren't meant
to be together!
344
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,569
That man is impossible
to live with!
345
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,007
He trims his nails, watches TV,
346
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,052
he looks at his watch, sleeps!
347
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,533
How am I supposed
to love someone like that?!
348
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,057
Mom.
I know! I need a meeting!
349
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,668
There's a late one at St. Pat's.
I'll drive.
350
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,061
That's it.
I've had it.
351
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,497
You're out of your
freakin' mind, okay?
352
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,891
You're right. I know.
I am. I'm sorry.
353
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,762
I love you. I'll see
you in an hour.
354
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,329
Wait. What...?
What did she just...?
355
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,549
What just happened?
356
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,247
Don't worry. When she gets back,
she'll be a different person.
357
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,294
She's been three different
people in the last hour!
358
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,347
It's good to have you
back, Bonnie.It's good to be back.
359
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,132
You know I find
with my Victor,
360
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,569
the more meetings I go to,
the better our marriage.
361
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,528
And I'm sure
he appreciates your absence.
362
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,662
Good to have you back, Bonnie.
363
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,014
You seem kind of quiet.
Everything okay?I'm fine.
364
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,798
I'm fine, too.No one asked you.
365
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,410
Hey, I went out of my
way to help you meet guys,
366
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,846
and you were nothing
but ungrateful.
367
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,456
You didn't help medo anything.
368
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,024
You were jealous that Eric-Derek
liked me instead of you.
369
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,417
Oh, get over yourself.
370
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,984
Eric-Derek went
after the little mouse
371
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,942
'cause he knew the big
mouse was out of his league.
372
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,857
Don't tell me
what Eric-Derek was thinking.
373
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,772
You don't know
what Eric-Derek was thinking.
374
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,775
Now, come on, ladies.No, let 'em
punch themselves out.
375
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,343
What kind of name
is Eric-Derek?
376
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,127
Just face it--
you suck as a friend
377
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,563
'cause you're threatened
by other women.
378
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,217
I am not!
379
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,305
Come on, ladies.
380
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,091
Get my back here, right?
381
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,485
See? They're with me.
382
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,141
And you know what?
If I do have issues
383
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,708
with women, it's not my fault.
384
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,318
All my life,
they've let me down.
385
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,277
Here we go.It's true.
386
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,540
My mother killed herself
just when I needed her most.
387
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,368
My therapist married my dad.
388
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,719
And my housekeeper does a really
unflattering impression of me.
389
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,068
What does that sound like?
390
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:09,289
Me, but Southern and stupid.
391
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,118
Excuse me,
but Inever let you down.
392
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,212
You're right.
393
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,782
You're right. I'm sorry
I let my ego get the best of me.
394
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,524
But the thing is...
395
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,744
Stop!
396
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,399
Leave out the excuses
and just say you're sorry.
397
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,185
I'm sorry.
398
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,318
Okay.
399
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,320
I forgive you.
400
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,496
Thanks.
401
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,019
Whenever you're ready.
402
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,893
Oh, don't leave her the
check, honey. She's poor.
403
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:55,204
Ugh. I just did it
again, didn't I?
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