All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [7Kn3iSyUwY8] When Porn Was Amazing 3 (360)

Baby talk, I love thee.

Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.

Dee, dee, dee, da, da, da, da.

Da, da, da, da, da, da. Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da.

Oh, boy, where are you going?

I'm leaving. Oh, but, but you can't, you
can't. Look, no pay, no work.

Oh, oh. I'm leaving him. The little
piggy's mad at you.

Oh, well, ittle, pitty, witty, say, just
ittle, pitty, witty, pitty, dong. Piggy

don't like baby talk.

Oh, you're not going to leave without
saying goodbye to...

A girl's, are you?

All right, I'll say goodbye.

But I still ain't staying.

I'm so horny.

I'm very horny.

Why, hell, I'm really horny.

Wish there was someone around here to
fuck.

See you all around.

You and your piggy leaving us?

Yep. I just can't stay no longer without
getting paid.

Right, piggy? Maybe we could arrange
something.

I'm sure if you stay, we could work
something out.

Right, girl?

Right, cuz?

Well, I don't know if it'd be all right
to stay here.

Well, honey, the three of us can make it
real good for you.

Just don't hurt my piggy.

The boys at the saloon ain't never going
to believe this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I feel so much better.

So do I.

So do I.

So do I.

Goddamn bottles, I'm authentic.

Eat your heart out, Arthur Murray.

What?

This is... What a hell of a meal this
is.

Come on in, dang door's open.

Well, come on in. What are you waiting
for, an invitation?

Oh, mon cheri, it is me.

Oh, no, it's dastardly one Don.

No, that's Don Juan, Don.

For the mortgage money. Oh, but I don't
have it.

Ah, then you will have to marry me, ma
chérie.

I will take you off to the French
Riviera. We will hustle by the light of

silvery moon. But I don't know how to
hustle.

What?

You don't know how to hustle?

Don't worry, honey.

I'm a big enough hustler for both of us.

Just what the hell is going on here, you
bastard?

That's dastard, dummy. Well, pardon me,
you creepy Casanova. Oh, I may be a

creepy Casanova.

But I'm a very good businessman.

Fork over the mortgage money.

But we don't have it.

If it were anyone else, mon chéri, I'd
evict you.

But because I love you so, I'll give you
till tomorrow.

Oh, you're just too kind for words,
ain't you, girl?

Yeah, just too kind.

I will take what little is left of your
virtue, and you will marry me.

Marry you?

I think you all have overstayed your
welcome.

Yeah, why don't you make like a tree and
leave?

All right, I'll go.

But I'll be back tomorrow for what I
want.

You all have a nice day now.

You do?

Well, I sure hope there's enough money
in that piggy to pay the mortgage.

So do I. So do I.

So do I.

Well, piggy's gonna get smashed tonight.

Hammer.

We can't pay the mortgage with that.

Shit.

Ain't even a good picture.

Ain't we supposed to be somewhere, boss?

Yeah. We're supposed to go pick up some
easy money. That's where we're supposed

to be.

I still don't understand how you got
that banker's daughter to embezzle all

money for you. It's easy, Snake.

All you need is good looks, charm,
personality, and a big dick.

Get some every time, don't it, Billy
boy?

Yep, and all the right places, too.

You know, you still ain't even told me
how you got a hold of that polypure box.

That's easy.

A western screw.

You mean the classifieds? Yep.

We're going to go see her right now.

Hey,

Billy.

I'm on.

You're learning.

Which way we go?

Meets me.

We go west.

Sounds good.

Which way's west?

That way.

You wait here while I go inside and get
the money.

Yeah, boss.

And Snake.

Yeah, boss?

If anyone should come around, you
whistle loud and clear.

You got it? Yeah, boss.

Yeah.

This ought to be enough dowry money for
Billy to take me on a nice honeymoon.

You get the money?

It's all you, honey. Every penny you ask
for. Good, good.

Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
Not so fast.

What the hell's wrong with you, girl?
It's dangerous here.

I want to sample my merchandise before
it goes any further.

Are you fucking crazy?

No.

Sorry.

But, uh, but... Don't worry.

There's time.

Trust me.

Polly, this is going to be one of the
most exciting times of your life.

Why is that, Billy? Honey, because you
are about to be fucked by Billy the Kid.

Come on, baby.

Right now.

Come on, baby.

Right now.

Oh.

Thought you'd be here I've been waiting
for you for a long time

You first ready to die

Polly, that was really good.

You're just the best in the West, Billy.

Yeah, ain't it the truth?

Now let's get the fuck out of here.

Hey, Snake!

Catch these!

Where's you going?

I got what I came for.

My pussy?

No, the money. This ain't fair.

All's fair in love and war, Polly.

Rick?

And a damn big one at that.

Bye.

Sweet Molly, what's happened to you?
Billy the Kid,

he stole the money.

Come back with my money.

You can't take that money. Come back or
I'll shoot.

Come on, boy. Come on.

Stupid ass.

I told you to whistle at somebody's
face.

I'm sorry, Pa.

He promised to marry me.

Marry you?

Dammit. But I did it all for love.

Love?

Puppycock!

And I'll give that Billy the kid if it's
the last thing I do.

It probably will be.

Shut up! Shut up!

to learn to play that little sucker
right.

John Boy, would you do me a favor,
honey?

Would you go and play that thing
someplace else, like your room?

I just don't know what I'm gonna do.

We gotta get that money by tomorrow.

Where the hell we gonna get it from?

Why don't we just rob a bank?

Well, now, if that ain't the most
stupid, dangerous, idiotic, brilliant

ever heard.

Yeah, if Billy the Kid can do it, why,
we sure can.

We just need good disguises. Well, you
know, I think I still got some makeup

things left over from when I was a...

Well, you know, I don't think I ever
told you girls this.

You ain't going to believe it, but, you
know, before I married your pa, well, I

was one of the prettiest bells this side
of the Mississippi.

Why, boys would come from as far north
as Alaska to hear me sing and dance

into their hearts. Oh, I even remember
my theme song.

I'll sing it for you.

Oh, brother.

They'll be coming round the mountain
when they come, when they come. They'll

coming round the mountain.

It's all here.

Every last penny.

And then a bad penny in the bunch.

You know, I feel kind of bad for that
Polly.

Why's that?

Well, I don't know.

She was a good lay. She gave great head.

But I think she was a virgin.

Yeah, was a virgin.

You know, I think we ought to look for a
hideout first thing in the morning.

Until things cool off a bit.

Good idea.

Yeah.

Well, let's get some sleep.

We'll look for a place in the morning.

Good night, Snake.

Good night, Silver.

Good night, Billy.

It's like a right nice day to rob a
bank, don't it, girl?

Yeah, Ma.

Sure does.

Hey, where you all heading?

We're going to rob that national bank in
town.

You're going to rob the national bank in
town?

What's so funny about that, John Lloyd?
Nothing.

Nothing at all, Ma.

Good. You stay right here and watch the
ranch, and we'll be back shortly.

Hey, have a good time.

Hey, you're... Don't forget to bring me
back some of that green stuff, you hear?

Look, I brought the bagel!

Now that deserted farm looks like it
might make a good hideout.

I was thinking of something with a
little more class.

Maybe a pool.

Dude, just fine.

Come on.

Someone famous, huh?

That's what I mean. Open this damn door.

Shit, I ain't going to open that door.
Do I know who it is?

It's Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid?

I don't believe it.

Well, why don't you just open this damn
door and find out for yourself, or I'll

shoot it open.

Shit. If Annie does that, Mama's going
to tan my eye.

Okay, I'm coming, Mr. Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid.

You don't hear too well.

Maybe I ought to make him dance.

Don't shoot me, Mr. Billy.

I'm going to give you a free dancing
lesson.

Because you're such a smart -ass boy.

He ain't such a bad dancer after all.

Yeah. What if we make him do the hustle?

You know, you ain't such a bad dude
after all, Billy.

But you sure know how to scare a guy.

Listen, it was all in good fun.

Hey, when are those broads going to get
here that you was telling us about?

Yeah, when are those broads going to get
here?

Hey, hey, probably a couple minutes from
now, I guess, you know.

As soon as they come back from robbing a
bank.

A bank that you guys already robbed?

Imagine that.

Somebody already robbed. God, the damn
thing of all the rotten luck.

Yeah, it was my hero, Billy the Kid, who
done it. Well, if we'd lucky, we might

have run into it. I could care less.

Oh, listen to her. I could care less.
Well, it's all a matter of time.

Oh, hush up, girls, and let's get a move
on. I just can't trust that klutzy John

boy.

Hey, hey, boy.

What?

What are you doing?

Wait. Why did the chicken lay an egg in
the middle of the road?

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

I don't know why.

Why? Because he wanted to lay it on the
line.

I don't get it.

Looks like we got unexpected company.

Can that John Boyd hide when I get a
hold of him?

He sure is one feather brain.

Sure is.

John Boyd?

What the hell is going on here?

Why, you must be that elegant and
refined Ma Bell that John Boyd was

about. Why, yes, I am.

I'm Ma Bell, but who are you?

I'm Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid?

Oh, I can't believe my ears, but I'm
mighty pleased to meet you.

Oh, flattery will get you everywhere.

That there is my partner, Snake.

Hi. Howdy, Ma.

What a cute name. Hi, Snake. I'm Randy.

How do you do, ma 'am?

Hey, uh, John Boy's been telling me that
y 'all was in a heap of money troubles.

Well, uh, me and Snake are willing to
help you out. Oh, well, sweetheart,

darling, that's right.

Well, I love you, but I just don't know
what you could do to help us out.

Well, look.

You let us hide out here and we'll pay
off your debts.

Pay off our debts?

Oh, why, you all are welcome to stay
here as long as you all want.

Hallelujah!

What we need is a plan

to get that damn Billy.

I could seduce him again.

Only this time we could get the sheriff
to arrest him.

I'm still a minor, in case you've
forgotten, Pop.

No, no, Polly dear.

You had your chance, but you blew it.

Yeah.

What I wouldn't give to get my hands on
that damn plane.

Ah, me too.

I want to... Hey, hey, everybody. I want
to propose a toast to my new friend.

Billy the Kid.

How

would you

like to have a nice young western girl
seduce you?

Well, I'd be delighted, Miss Candy.

And you know what? This will be the
luckiest and most exciting time of your

because you're going to get fucked by
Billy the Kid.

You know you're a wanted man, and I want
you. Yes.

Do I get a reward if I turn myself in?

God, am I enough?

Honey, you're just fine.

Do I get to see the real Billy the Kid?

Just look all you want to, honey.

Thank you.

Damn that candy.

I'm gonna get me a piece of that joy
too.

Jason, for me.

I will come. I will.

Let me have some of that.

You know something, this is how I
started out myself, and now look at me,

famous outlaw.

Well, sort of famous, you know?

How'd you like to make love to the
people at the farm, girl?

Well, you know, it's been a long, long
time.

I'll freshen your memory.

Well, Randy, uh... What's this?

Here we go.

I want some of that, too.

Come on.

I'm going to show you what a fine boy
can do. Yeah.

Oh, what a man.

You never realize what you have.

I'll sit down.

Thank you.

I like it in the ass, Mr. Billy.

All right, ma 'am, if that's what you
like.

Thank you.

I like horses, too.

Okay. All right.

I love you.

Thank you.

Who the hell could be calling at this
hour in the morning?

Damn, when are they going to ever invent
that aspirin?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

More sherry.

Oh, you look, you look ravishing this
morning.

I look like shit.

What do you want, Casanova? Have you got
the money, or do we?

You know, it's on the table.

It's all here.

It's all here.

For a first payment.

I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of
it, my little cabbage.

Where'd you get all them bucks from,
Papa dear?

Why, this is just a partial payment from
that dumb darling of mine, Ma Bell.

That's nice.

Can I have my allowance now?

Oh, sure, sweet Polly.

And you know what else?

What's that?

This almost makes up for all the money
that was stolen from the bank.

Well, ain't that a coincidence.

You see, Pop, things are working out
just fine. Oh, yes, indeed they are.

Why, that dumb mob bell doesn't even
know that I've gypped her out of

inheritance.

Who's Hector?

You know something?

We ain't gonna have enough money to make
the rest of their payments.

Well, I've given you about all the money
I got.

We could just rob another bank, boss.

That's too risky.

We need a plan.

Why don't we start a whorehouse? They
make tons of money.

Hey, good idea.

I've raised two nymphomaniacs and a
nympho niece.

Oh, Hector, where did I go wrong?

My own flesh and blood. Oh, but
Marbelle, you could be the gracious

Me? A madam?

Oh, I could entertain the gentleman
callers night after night. I could sing

dance. my way into their hearts.

Why, it would be just like old times
again.

Maybe it ain't such a bad idea after
all. I just knew she'd see it our way.

But, Annie, promise me one thing.

Yes, dear? Please don't sing. We'll lose
all our customers.

Well, then, maybe I'll serve tea and
biscuits and dance a little.

Mother, please?

Look, enough of this silly bickering.
Now, let's take a vote.

All in favor of going into the horn
business, raise your hand.

What's wrong with you, Snake?

This just ain't right for me, Billy.

All right.

Then it's settled.

We'll go into the horn business.

Well, the first thing we gotta do is fix
up this shabby place.

Let's get started.

Pretty girl.

Oh, I sure do hate to see you two fellas
go.

Oh, Ma.

You know, this new business and all, you
don't need me to hang around here.

I guess it's goodbye.

You sure you don't really want to stay?

Ma, it's that time I find myself a wife,
you know, and settle down.

Well...

If that's the way you really feel, then
I wish you all the luck in the world.

Oh, and Snake, you're leaving us too.

Yeah, Mom, with this new place and all
the run, Billy don't need me no more.

Snake, you sure you want to do this?

You can't settle down, Billy.

Well, all I can say is good luck.

Yep.

Snake. I'm going to miss that big dummy.

Yeah.

I'm going to miss that old snake in the
grass.

Hey, tell me, man. What are you going to
do next?

Rob a bank, hold up a train. I don't
know. I got to rob someone or something.

Well, this is it. I mean, I'm going to
head on out my way, you know? You sure

you don't want to be my partner?

I don't know about that. Just think of
all that robbing and fucking all them

wild women every night. Fucking the wild
women every night? Yeah.

Let's go, partners.

Come on. Wait a minute.

What? I mean...

If you're going to be a famous outlaw,
you've got to change your name.

Why's that?

Who ever heard of a famous snake?

You know, you need a name that rings
bells.

Maybe I should use my real name.

What's that?

Jesse James.

Jesse James, eh?

Now, that's a good name. And I'll be
Snake. All right, partner. Yeah,

Let's get ourselves out of town and stir
up a storm, Snake. Hey, Jesse James,

come on.

We've got to get ready for our opening.

You coming, Billy?

Yeah, in a minute.

Snake, I really hope you make it.

Come on, Billy.

Get your ass in here.

Yeah, Ma.

sure you want to go through with this,
Deputy Dan?

I sure do.

Hey, Dan, I didn't even know you knew
who the girl was.

Well, hell, he sure does. I taught the
boy everything he knows, didn't I, boy?

Yeah, Sheriff, you sure did.

My ass is still sore from all that
demonstration you've given me.

Now, Sheriff Garrett, you got your beer,
ain't you?

Yeah.

He sure does, man. I sure did.

All right, now, who's next?

Well, go on, Dan. Go ahead.

I hear you. I hear you.

Don't worry, sugar. It's the first time
for all of us.

And don't forget everything I told you.

Billy.

So far, we've been making quite a bit of
money.

It's early yet.

I'd better be serving some more heat.

Oh, this beats Robin Banks.

Ready for a little more mint julep tea,
eh, Sheriff Garrett?

Uh, no thanks, Ma. I think I've had
quite enough.

Hey, you know, Ma, starting this
business was a good idea. I mean, it is

what this town needed.

Yeah, ain't it?

Possum cake, Sheriff Garrett?

Oh, it sure looks delicious. Thank you,
Billy.

Know something? You ain't such a bad
dude.

Might be worth deputizing you, you know.

Why, that's enough to make an outlaw
settle down.

Just might take you up on that.

Your neck, Sheriff Gary.

I'll talk to you later about deputizing
you, Billy.

Enjoy yourself.

Bet your ass I will.

Austin Cain?

Uh, no.

No. Never even.

You're not afraid of little old me,
Sheriff, are you?

Well, uh... I reckon, uh... I...

Uh...

Ooh.

Makes a mighty nice mirror.

Pretty.

off duty now.

So I make it so comfortable.

This is my very sheriff.

Watch this trick.

Fastest gun in the West.

My

God.

Never thought Ma raised children like
that, did you?

I never expected this, ma 'am.

I never expected this.

And I never expected this.

Let me help you.

I'm mighty beholden here.

He's gonna get it.

I don't know.

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, Ma, there's one thing I don't
understand.

Whatever happened to all that money
Hector left you? What do you mean?

All what money?

Well, he left you a lot of bucks.

He did?

I never saw any of it.

That dastardly said I owed him money.

Why, he made me pay him $2 ,000 towards
the mortgage money.

Well, he's robbed you blind, Ma.

He has robbed you blind.

Oh, get him and every red cent he's
stolen from me.

Don't worry, Ma.

I'll take care of everything.

Billy the Kid always gets his man, dead
or alive.

Billy Boy, there's many people being
mighty grateful to you if you did.

Yeah, I know.

It's your turn, Liar Joe.

Well, I can't speak to you now, Billy
Boy.

Enjoy your possum cake.

Hi.

You know, I can't believe he ate the
whole thing.

I sure did grow up.

Last time I remember you, you know, you
were about this big.

Big town.

Freckles.

Grip into it.

Big woman.

That's cool.

I've been taken for a fool.

A damn foolish widow, Billy Boy.

Don't worry, Ma.

We'll get him.

Next time I see him, I'm going to blast
his ass.

Oh.

You're a great man, Billy Boy.

I know.

That wasn't bad.

How much I owe you?

A hundred bucks.

I don't have that kind of money.

Marvell!

What the hell's going on here?

He ain't gonna pay.

Oh, yeah?

You'll pay or you'll face up to the kid.

I can't pay. I don't carry that kind of
money in my pocket.

Billy's got an itchy trigger finger,
stranger.

Yeah? Yeah. Billy?

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Take credit?

Sure do.

There. Thanks.

Hi.

You don't know who I am, and that's why
I always carry Pony Express.

It's the only credit card in the Wild
West.

Now remember, don't get fucked without
it.

You're Billy the Kid.

You're that crook Don Juan, ain't you?

You fornicated with my bank.

And you fornicated with my daughter.

You'll fuck me over good, Billy, and I'm
fierce mad.

I'm gonna shoot you, Billy the Kid.
Shoot me, weasel face.

Hell, I'll shoot you before you get your
damn gun out. I want that money that

you stole from Ma Bell.

Sheriff, arrest this man. He's a
criminal.

Better do what Billy says.

He's my deputy.

Deputy? That's right.

Now you get that money back. Right now.

Well, in such a small amount.

It's really just kind of like petty
cash.

I haven't got it with me.

Then you better get it.

Damn fast.

I hear you, Billy. I hear you. I hear
you.

See, Ma, I told you I'd take care of
you.

Oh, Billy boy, may the good Lord take a
blessing to you.

Yeah.

You know what, Ma?

What? This is going to be one of the
most exciting nights of your life.