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Hi, I'm Emerald Love, and this is Reptile Labs

with perv officer number two.

Want to see what happens when naughty girls get arrested?

Well, watch and find out.

This is taking way too long.

Fucking hungry.

Fucking thirsty.

Fucking tired.

Hurry up.

Well, Miss Love, I'm sure you know why you're here, right?

No, I actually don't.

So the house just picked you up for retail theft.

And according to your rap sheet, this is not the first time you've done this.

What is this? I don't even have a search warrant.

Such a pervert.

You're not going to find anything there.

I'll do anything. I'm open to anything.

Really? Yes.

Yes, just anything. Just don't call the cops.

You said anything, right?

Yeah.

All right.

This

is

a repetitive thing that you've been doing.

So today, that has to end.

Okay, but where's the proof?

There's no proof.

I have video surveillance from the store that shows everything.

We have it all on record.

So you're not getting out of this one, for sure.

So at this time, I'm going to read you your Miranda rights.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have

the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you at no cost.

Do you understand these rights?

I guess so.

All right.

So what do you think you'd like to tell me right now?

Can I at least call one of my parents?

No. No, no, no. Why?

We're not going to be calling your parents right now.

Why? Because I think you need to spend a little time.

Dude, it's just closed.

In the cell.

You need to learn a lesson from this.

And today, that lesson starts now. So I need you to get up.

Did you get up?

No. Oh, come on. Is that necessary?

You're going through booking.

Oh.

Fuck you, man.

So dumb.

Just for fucking clothes?

It was from a corporate business. It's not like I was stealing directly from a

small business or something. Stealing is stealing, young lady.

No. Come on. And today is the lesson you need to learn.

All right? No, this is dumb as fuck. Off to booking with you.

I just worry.

Have a seat.

Well, it appears you're going to be visiting us for a little while.

Yeah, I just spoke with your parents and they're sick and tired of your deviant

behavior and they're not going to pay your bill.

So, hope you like prison food because it looks like you're going to be here for

a little bit.

What do you mean?

This is unlawful.

No, it's definitely not unlawful.

This is what you deserve. This is what you earned.

There has to be a mistake. I've already been here for a couple of days. You

can't check the system?

Oh, no, no, no. We've checked the system, and you're going to be visiting

a while. Maybe quite a while.

Your court date's been pushed back a little bit, too, so.

Is there anything I could do?

This sucks.

The food sucks. I can't sleep.

The beds are uncomfortable. I can't be in here any longer. It's already been a

few days. Are you fucking serious?

Jail's not supposed to be comfortable.

This is where you're at now. This is your life.

What? There has to be something I could do. I'll do anything at this rate.

Anything, I swear.

I can't handle this for any more few days.

Anything? Yes, anything.

I'm open to anything at this point. This fucking sucks.

I fucking hate being here.

Well, I mean, you said anything, right?

Yeah. Just, um, how agreeable are you to anything?

Well, you're kind of being a pervert, but... I mean, we could start with

maybe moving the handcuffs. Give me a little bit more freedom. Okay, okay,

yes, yes. Please, please.

We'll start there.

We'll see how you progress.

There you go.

You like that? Yes, I do. Very good.

I think maybe we could come to a little... Oh, what the fuck?

You're a pervert cop.

Oh.

I can always put you back. You know what? I used to go back to you.

No, no, no, no. Please, please, please. I'll do anything.

I'll do anything. I'll do anything. Normally I wouldn't do this, but I just

really want to get out.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. So you just want to get off, huh?

Yes, yes, yes.

I agree with you.

I think we have a little understanding as far as

what we need to do.

Yes.

Okay. Yeah, I want to get out, please.

This is what we're going to do? This is what I have to do?

This is what you have to do.

Oh, my God.

I've never done this before.

I didn't even know cops were like this.

All cops are dirty, girl.

Now, are you going to be my dirty girl?

I guess so. I guess I'll be your dirty girl.

You have to promise me to get me out of here, though.

Oh, I'll definitely get you off.

That's as soon as you get me off.

What do you mean?

What else do I have to do?

Whoa!

You have a big cock.

What?

Oh, my God.

Okay, I've never done this before.

All right, I think you'll be fine.

You sure this is going to get me out of jail?

Like I said, you get me off.

And I'll get you off.

Oh, okay.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

This is okay?

You swear?

This will be perfectly fine. And don't worry about the cameras. I'll have my

guys just delete that footage.

Okay, you promise? Oh, I promise. Okay.

Nobody will ever know.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Uh -huh.

We'll have you back out in the streets in no time.

Back in the streets? Oh, yeah.

I'm willing to do whatever you want. Oh, yeah? Yes.

We'll find out.

Oh yeah, that's right.

Amen.

That's good.

Gosh, your dick feels good.

Hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. I still can't believe we're doing this.

Just like that.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my gosh, it feels so

good.

I do.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh, I love that. Oh my gosh.

Yes, I feel so good.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Yes.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Yes, you're giving me tears.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes. Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh my god,

that feels so good.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my gosh, that feels so good.

Oh my gosh,

this is so good.

Yes.

That tick feels so good.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I love being your dirty little culprit. Yeah.

Yeah, I use that bowl.

I use my hold to get off, yes.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Yeah, you just keep letting it back on there. No, it's all right. Yeah.

Yeah, so do anything you want, sir.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Oh, my gosh, you're giving it to me so good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, I do, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh,

that feels so good. Yes, exactly like that, yes.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Yes. So good.

Oh, my gosh. It's so good. Yes.

Yes.

I am your dirty girl. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Come on, look at that.

It feels so good inside of me.

Oh my God, it feels so good.

Oh my gosh, I love writing this card.

Do you like me rubbing this cup?

Yeah.

It definitely gives you some time off for a good debate.

I'm going to close my eyes.

I'm going to close my eyes.

I'm going to close my eyes.

Oh, my God.

Take a look inside you, girl.

Oh, my God, yeah.

You're going to make me come.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I want to get out of here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Well,

I think we can give you some time off for your behavior. What do you think?

Yes, absolutely.