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Previously on weeds.
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Give me that fucking thing.
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There aren't any bullets in it.
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Don't come out of here,
no matter what. Don't come out.
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If she doesn't find the pot,
ain't nobody getting shit!
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Guns on me. I stay.
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Man, this is the fucking police station.
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- Where is it?
- It's all in the trunk of my car.
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- The car that Celia's driving?
- That would be it.
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He's my nephew,
I called in an Amber alert.
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She left with bear, and then
the kid drove a blue Van
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around the parking lot
for an hour before taking off.
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Come on, we gotta jam!
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We're having a great time.
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We're gonna grab some dinner,
then we'll be home.
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- Fifty cent on the dollar. Final offer.
- Fine.
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Your ass and your grass is all his now.
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Silas' phone.
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I borrowed some garden shears.
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- You know, they were really helpful.
- He gonna be mad.
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I did this for you, Nancy.
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You should be thanking me
for not having you arrested.
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Hi, I'm Celia.
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- And you are?
- Marvin.
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Are you one of Nancy's
drug dealer friends?
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No, he's not my friend.
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He's gonna kill me.
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Isn't that right, Marvin?
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But please, do me this one last favor.
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Kill her, too. First.
In front of me. Please.
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No one will know it was you.
Just blow her fucking brains out.
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And let me watch, and then
you can do whatever you want to me.
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- She's just kidding.
- No, no, not kidding. Here.
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If you throw that fucking rock at me,
I am going straight to the police,
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and you can rot in jail with Silas.
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I am trying to help you.
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We just know each other
from the grocery store.
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- I'm a bagger, and...
- Bullshit.
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Like there is an obese black bag boy
at any market in a 30-mile range of here.
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In agrestic, the people are white,
and the help is brown, not black.
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You know, you're nasty.
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Get the fuck out of my yard!
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Okay, I can see that you're upset.
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Being a drug dealer
that's just been caught and all.
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Well, this must be
very embarrassing for you.
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I'll come back
when you've had a chance to think,
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and we'll talk.
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And if you need a pool man,
I have a really great guy.
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Holy shit!
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That's one crazy bitch!
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You think she's gonna tell?
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No way.
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She'd never wanna give up
having this over me.
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Grab the other skimmer and help me.
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I don't think this is gonna work, Nancy.
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Marvin, I don't need your
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fucking negativity right now,
just grab the fucking pole and skim!
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Nancy,
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I will kill your boy with pain.
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As it is, I just might have to kick him
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in his kidney because you ain't here yet.
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Next one goes in his fucking head.
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I don't appreciate
being inconvenienced like that.
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Now, put Marvin back
on the goddamn phone.
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Yo. With or without the jahooby,
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you and her get back here
by 9:00, you understand me?
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Light a fire under that bitch's ass.
I'm getting cranky.
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- Why are you so quiet?
- Why are you pointing a gun at my head?
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I'm sorry,
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friend.
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Is that better?
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- How about now?
- I ain't playing, Louis.
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All you gotta do is snatch it.
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You might be quicker than I think.
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But what happens
when you got the gun, farmer?
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You think you could end me?
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You think you got any thug in you?
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Come on, farmer brown, end this shit now.
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That's the shit right there that makes
me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen.
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Can't pick up the gun when it counts!
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Can't fuck the white bitch
when she's right in front of you!
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We're just friends.
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- Yeah! Marvin said you all kissed.
- What you want me to say, Louis?
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You bust in here, try to rip me off,
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hold me hostage, threaten to kill me...
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Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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You should be kissing my ass in spades.
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'Cause instead of owing them
hummus-eating motherfuckers,
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you only owe me.
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Oh, no, see, Nancy's gonna
bring the weed back here,
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and then we don't owe you nothing.
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And I don't want nothing
to do with you after.
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Okay! Now, see, now you just
hurt my feelings.
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I just wanted to know how she kisses.
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She look like she kisses real sweet.
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Cut the shit,
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'cause it's getting old real fast.
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I tell you what.
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I let you keep a couple bricks of that pot
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if you let me fuck her
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on this corner.
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Right here.
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I mean, seeing as
the two of you just kissed,
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I don't see you having a problem with that.
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- Shit.
- What the fuck was that?
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What the fuck?
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Yo, bitch in the closet!
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Open it. Open real wide.
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I'm gay.
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Well?
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Microwave wrecked everything.
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And the stuff in the oven
just kind of stuck together in a clump.
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We”, will you get in here and try this?
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- What you got to smoke it with?
- I don't know, I don't have a bowl.
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- I'm not really a smoker.
- Seriously?
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- Control issues.
- You got soda in a can?
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There's diet coke in the fridge.
Just dump it in the sink.
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- You got root beer?
- Does it matter?
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I like root beer, I'm thirsty.
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Just try the pot first, then you can
raid the fridge for whatever you want.
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- Hello.
- You want a plate for that?
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Thank god.
I thought you were Shane and Andy.
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Listen, what setting do you think is best
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for drying pot that's been
in the swimming pool?
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Are you trying to make
some hash or something?
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Because I don't think
this is how you do it.
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Oh, yeah, you and me,
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we're doing our jobs.
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Doing 'em, doing 'em right.
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Hey, it's the "drugs are wrong" lady!
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Hey, kids.
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That's right.
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That's me.
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Getting recognized.
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Drugs are wrong.
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And it feels so right
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to not do them.
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Just throw them away.
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I'm a crusader, you know?
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Could you move? You're blocking the goal.
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Crusader.
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Celia hodes!
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Doing it pro bono!
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Not asking for... accolades.
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Turning my ankle.
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Oh, man, that's fucking awful!
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It's like all harsh and no high!
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It's wrecked. We fucked.
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Come on, let's go see u-turn.
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You said we had until 9:00.
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You gonna grow a new crop
between now and 9:00?
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- Let's go.
- No!
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Saying no to me is not a good idea.
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Look, I think you're cool and all,
but I will hurt you.
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I'm a thug, that's what I do!
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- I think you need to go with him.
- No, wait! Wait!
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I have one more idea.
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No, listen!
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Best case, we actually
show up with something.
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Worst case, you deliver me on time.
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What have you got to lose?
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Hey! I didn't bring back the right thing
from 7-Eleven once.
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Now I got an artificial patella.
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- Man, I'm out of here!
- Marvin, please. Marvin!
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Look!
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Give me one more chance
to make this right.
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Please.
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Shit!
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Hello?
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What? He's where?
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Thank god! Yeah! Great!
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I'll come get him.
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Tell him uncle Andy is coming to get him.
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Great, thank you so much,
thank you, officer.
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Was that a great party or what?
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How would you know?
You spent the whole time in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry, honey. I was just working
some stuff out with your uncle Doug.
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That's all right. You weren't even
the most embarrassing parent there.
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Martha straley's mom
wasn't wearing any undennear
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and fell over an ottoman
while doing the cha-cha slide,
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- and everyone saw.
- I'm sorry I missed that.
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Hey, can we make hot fudge sundaes?
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Oh, my god, that's the best idea ever.
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- Dad...
- Yeah, hon?
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Mom's passed out in the atrium.
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Mom? Mom!
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I'm a winner.
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Hi, sweetie.
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How was the rest of your party?
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What the hell are you doing here, Celia?
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I was...
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I just wanted to pick up a few things,
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but I couldn't get in
'cause all the doors were locked.
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And it's been a really long day.
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- I bet.
- Could I just...
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Do you think
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I could take a bath?
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My motel just has a shower,
and I really could use a bath.
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Fine.
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Take a bath, then please go.
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Could you unlock
the door to the bedroom?
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Son of a bitch.
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So, you want another man's dick up
your ass, that's what you're telling me?
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Well, I don't know,
I've never tried that, I just...
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- I think I've always liked boys.
- I thought you were in love with Nancy.
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Now, who are we talking about, Conrad?
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I think that was a
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Judy garland, Joan Crawford,
Sarah Jessica Parker kind of love.
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So, you'll suck a dick?
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Yes, I think I would,
if it was the right dick.
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Ain't no right dick!
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All dick besides your own is wrong, boy.
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You know, you need Jesus!
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No, I think I just need
to admit to myself what I am,
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what I've always been, no matter what you,
or my family, or anyone thinks.
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So let me just ask you this.
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- You ever fuck a girl?
- Excellent question.
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Any pussy in your past?
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My cousin reshma had this friend meetah
who let me play with her nipples.
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I found it kind of gross.
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Yeah, some women got ugly titties.
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That don't mean you're a cock smoker.
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Hey. I got your lemonade,
but I ain't add cayenne
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'cause I ain't know how much.
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But I brought it so you could add it.
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- Who got the tuna melt?
- Tuna melt's mine.
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Well, look at you.
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Do I know you?
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- You work for u-turn?
- He do now!
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- Oh, I don't think so.
- Oh, no?
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Well, shit.
U-turn, if you're gonna fuck him up,
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leave that pretty face, would you?
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- Turkey on whole wheat.
- Oh, that's me. Is there mustard?
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Should be on there.
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- Clinique, let me holler at you for a second.
- What?
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Get your ass over here, now!
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What do you think they're talking about?
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Look, I need to get the fuck out of here.
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I'm gonna grab u-turn and put a gun
to his head, and you need...
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I think they're talking about me!
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- What did you say?
- Nothing.
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- Just nothing, nothing.
- Yo!
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Hurry up and finish that sandwich.
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Clinique here gonna take you
in the other room
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and fuck the gay out of you.
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- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
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Man...
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00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,740
- I don't think it works that way.
- Clinique gonna make it work!
249
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,159
You sure you don't think you a faggot?
250
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,202
Positive. Thank you, though.
251
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,204
Okay, dinner's over.
252
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,291
The two of you,
get in that room and get busy.
253
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,715
Okay, baby, take your pants off,
let's see what you got.
254
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,258
Oh, god, help me!
255
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,220
- And where is Conrad?
- He's at the grow house.
256
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,140
- Damn, this is some good pie!
- You enjoy now,
257
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,351
'cause if anything happen to my nephew,
you gonna be eating through a tube.
258
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,645
Hey! I'm just an employee!
259
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,023
- I ain't management.
- Could you people keep it down?
260
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,941
I just got the baby asleep.
261
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,401
- Marvin?
- Vaneeta?
262
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,445
Holy shit, how you doing?
263
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,490
I should have killed you
when I had the chance.
264
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:07,908
Really?
265
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452
Would you have done it yourself
or hired Armenians?
266
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,955
Oh, I don't know
what the fuck you talking about.
267
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,583
You fucked this up and you know it.
268
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,005
I had it under control!
269
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,840
And then without consulting anyone,
270
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,842
completely outside the huddle,
271
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,470
you made this deal, and that was a mistake.
272
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,181
Your mistake,
and you need to make it right!
273
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,600
So you need to gather up
274
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,353
all the weed in this house,
275
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,607
and we need to take it to u-turn,
that's what the fuck I'm talking about!
276
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,776
Shit!
277
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,446
You gonna come in my house
and drop blame on me?
278
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,865
Oh, god!
279
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,575
Oh, hell no, bitch!
280
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,661
Get the fuck off me!
281
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,997
You think you can take me?
282
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,125
She fucking bit me!
283
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,543
Jesus, do something!
284
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,295
Bitch, have you lost your goddamn mind?
285
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,674
What the fuck?
286
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,467
Fine, you all go kill each other!
287
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,970
I'll go back to u-turn
and say the shit's gone,
288
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:14,141
and you all can both visit pieces of Conrad
all over the county! I'm out of here.
289
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,351
Wait, what are you talking about Conrad?
290
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,103
What the fuck is going on in here?
291
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,526
Hey, hey, hey...
292
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,454
Oh, this is serious!
293
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,126
Let's go. Let's go!
294
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,427
Thanks for the bath.
295
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,928
Sure.
296
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,265
I'm gonna go.
297
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,436
Bye.
298
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,276
If you're out on the road tonight,
299
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,779
be on the lookout
for a 1972 Ford supervan,
300
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,950
California license plate number 5188310.
301
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,911
And be sure to tune in tonight at 11:00,
302
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:21,082
when the channel 10 news looks into
the hidden poisons in your vitamins.
303
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,637
Hello!
304
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,473
So you like little boys, huh?
305
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,435
What? The Amber alert? Yeah.
306
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,063
- He's my nephew.
- Do you hear that?
307
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,315
He abducted his own nephew.
308
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,901
No, no, I'm the one who called it in.
309
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,588
- What are you doing in the vehicle?
- And where is the little boy?
310
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,198
He must be tied up in the back.
311
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:57,077
- Look, he's buying chocolate milk.
- No! I like chocolate milk.
312
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,079
I'm rejuvenile.
313
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,665
Yeah, the police have him.
I'm on my way to pick him up.
314
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,999
Bullshit!
315
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,853
I just saw the Amber alert
not five minutes ago out on the highway.
316
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,004
If the police had him,
they'd have called it off.
317
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,339
That's what they do.
318
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,093
Maybe they forgot, I don't know. Call them.
Ask them yourselves.
319
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,177
We'll do that.
320
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,680
Yeah, after we kick your pervert ass,
we'll do that.
321
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,014
My who?
322
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,016
Jesus!
323
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,104
I drove a car.
324
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,065
Yeah?
325
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,943
How far did you get?
326
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,611
About 10 blocks,
327
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,864
then a cop pulled me over
for going too slow.
328
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,285
And being 12.
329
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,161
Where were you trying to go?
330
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,041
- I don't know anymore.
- Yeah.
331
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,463
Do you think mom is gonna be mad at us?
332
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,176
I think
333
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,222
we're all gonna be mad
at each other for a while.
334
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,017
Yeah.
335
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,904
Damn! You look like hell.
336
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,949
Where's my drugs?
337
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,659
There was a little problem.
338
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,245
Some crazy bitch drowned
all the shit in her swimming pool.
339
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,372
- Wait! Whose swimming pool?
- Mine.
340
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,498
You got a swimming pool?
341
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543
With a waterfall and a raft
for her kids and everything. It's sweet.
342
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,629
- What the fuck happened?
- It's... it's a long story.
343
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,007
So, no drugs, huh? So...
344
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,385
So, you got my money instead,
that's what you're saying?
345
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,679
Here you go. Game over!
346
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,600
- Let's all go home.
- I wasn't talking to you, was I?
347
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,393
Was I talking to her? No!
348
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,395
I was talking to Janet Evans, here.
349
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,898
- Where is my money?
- Heylia's paying you back
350
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,567
for the money you laid out
to the Armenians so...
351
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,444
So, she's paying your debt?
352
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,571
I'm here to pay Conrad's debt.
353
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,782
She can go fuck herself.
354
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,202
See, that's not gonna work for me.
355
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,954
I take cash for the white lady,
356
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,415
but I don't want no money for Conrad.
357
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,921
He is the goose that lays
the golden milf weed.
358
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,756
He's my farmer now.
359
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,884
I'm gonna buy him some overalls
and a straw hat.
360
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,347
Fuck this!
Just take your money, and let's end this.
361
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,392
Now, that's no way to talk
to your new boss, sharecropper.
362
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,728
You'd better watch your tone.
Now, I bought your chit,
363
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064
you're about to grow me some shit.
364
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,233
Are we clear? 'Cause if we're not,
365
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,486
then I can blow
a nice, big space out your head
366
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,339
through your ear
and maybe you'll hear me better.
367
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,407
Come on, Conrad. Let's go.
368
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,162
Looking fonivard to my crop.
369
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,332
I'll be in touch.
370
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,671
Where do you think you're going?
371
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,508
The way I see it,
you still owe me 150 g's, lady!
372
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,385
I don't take checks.
373
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,096
What?
374
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,018
No! We're all together, we...
We grow together.
375
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,896
Let's go, Conrad.
376
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,274
You gotta get some rest
so you can wake up tomorrow,
377
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,277
plant some weed
and work on your slave name.
378
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,071
Conrad.
379
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,868
Yeah, looks like
you don't grow with them no more.
380
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,083
What the fuck?
You had that the whole time?
381
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,543
Ain't got no bullets.
382
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,592
What am I supposed
to do with an empty gun?
383
00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,777
You okay?
384
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,154
Yeah.
385
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,490
She's fine.
386
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,868
'Cause she's still breathing.
387
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,038
She gonna give me my money, too.
388
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,708
Othennise, I'm gonna
come to her nice house
389
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,920
with her pool and her kids,
390
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,799
and I gonna roat them all
where my weed was drowned at.
391
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,011
You remember
where she lives, right, Marvin?
392
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,374
I'm not so good with directions.
393
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,097
Fucking useless!
394
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,891
I'll deal with you later.
395
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,977
I'm gonna take this off
your shoulder for you.
396
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,611
That's a nice picture.
397
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,790
I'm gonna leave $20 in case
you run into any kind of problems
398
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:58,461
on your way home or you need to stop
and get some frozen yogurt and shit.
399
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,756
There you go.
400
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,676
Now you just owe me
401
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:10,098
$149,927.
402
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:21,025
Well, we did it,
but if you want my professional opinion,
403
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:25,113
that boy gayer than
a handbag full of rainbows.
404
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,198
I'll see you later, u-turn.
405
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,502
I got rid of Dana.
406
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,754
I'm free now.
407
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:47,635
Please forgive me for being so stupid.
I was a fool. A fool.
408
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:51,306
I should have left her that night,
and you were so brave.
409
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,600
And you're the one for me.
410
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,685
We could be together now.
411
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,230
I love you, Celia, I love you so much.
412
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,401
Please, Celia.
413
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,366
Celia,
414
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,368
can I come in?
415
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,260
- I'm here to pick up Silas botwin.
- And Shane as well?
416
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,888
What do you mean?
417
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,894
Both my children are in jail. Perfect!
418
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,481
Shane botwin! I'm here for...
419
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:48,738
Nancy, hi. You're here. Thank god.
420
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,408
Did you two have a fight or something?
421
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,619
Yes, he hit me. Arrest him.
422
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,288
She's kidding. Tell him you're kidding.
423
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,873
I'm kidding. Iwalked into a door.
424
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,208
Really?
425
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,253
- And you, sir?
- Oh, a door.
426
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,172
Same door.
427
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:21,979
What have I done?
428
00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:25,775
I love my wife! I love Dana!
429
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,861
I miss her so much!
430
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,863
She's the most wonderful woman.
431
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,950
Iwrecked my life!
432
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,382
What happened? Is everything okay?
433
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,098
She didn't say a thing the whole ride home.
434
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,643
Mom!
435
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,729
Say something.
436
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,250
Okay, guys,
437
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,335
let's give mommy some space, all right?
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