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Gum is one of
the weirdest human inventions.
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It's not a liquid. It's not
a solid. It's not a food.
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What is it?
It isn't really anything.
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You know, I mean, it's like
a stationary bike for your jaw.
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Remember when you were in
school,
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and teachers would get
all riled up
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if they caught you with gum?
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When you're a kid, you think,
"What is the big deal?"
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But as an adult,
I can understand it
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because when you're chewing gum
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you don't look like you're
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too thrilled with anything
anybody has to say.
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"Oh, World War II, that was
an important historical event?
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"Oh, World War II, that was
an important historical event?
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"Yeah, I'm sure.
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"They landed a man
on the moon in 1969?
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"Yeah, right.
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Yeah, I buy that, teach."
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Do you think she's happy?
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Who?
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The cashier.
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Ruthie Cohen?
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You know her name?
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Sure.
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I don't think I've ever
spoken to her.
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Maybe that's why she's happy.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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What is this?
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Well, it's the latest offering
from the Alex Theater.
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That stinky old movie house?
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Yeah, you should smell it now.
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Yeah, you should smell it now.
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We fixed up the place.
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What? Spartacus?
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Well, it's
a rare archival print.
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Twelve extra minutes,
full wide-screen CinemaScope.
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And if you come
to the 1:00 show,
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you can hear Jeffrey Haarwood.
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Jeffrey who?
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Haarwood.
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He was the assistant
wardrobe man on Spartacus.
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He has some fascinating
insights into the production.
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Why would I spend $7 to see
a movie that I can watch on TV?
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Well, why go to
a fine restaurant
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Well, why go to
a fine restaurant
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when you can just stick
somethin' in the microwave?
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Why go to the park
and fly a kite
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when you can just pop a pill?
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Listen, you guys haven't seen
Lloyd Braun, have you?
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I'm meeting him here.
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Lloyd? What do you
have to meet him for?
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Well, he's using his connections
in the mayor's office
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to get the theater
landmark status.
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I thought he screwed up
the Dinkins campaign.
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Well, he did. After that,
he had a nervous breakdown.
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Had to spend a few months
in an institution.
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Really?
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Really?
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Yeah, but he's doing
a lot better now.
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I've taken him under my wing.
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Oh, then I'm not worried.
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But he still needs
all of our support.
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You know, when he gets here,
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treat him like he's
one of the gang, huh?
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Breakdown, huh?
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Hey, Kramer.
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Oh, hey, Lloyd.
Hey, buddy.
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How you doing? Hi, Jerry.
Lloyd.
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George.
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Hello, Lloyd.
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How you doin'?
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Well, he's doin' fine, George.
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Gum?
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That's an interesting package.
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Yeah, it's from China.
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Go ahead, try a piece.
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Tell me that's not
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the most delicious
gum you've ever tasted.
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the most delicious
gum you've ever tasted.
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Yes, yes, we shall all
try a piece
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and tell you
how delicious it is.
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George?
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I don't chew gum.
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Mmm.
It's different.
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Where'd you get it?
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A friend of mine in Chinatown
gave it to me.
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If you want, I can ask him
where he got it.
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Nah, don't bother.
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It's no problem.
I don't want it.
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Jerry, Lloyd says
it's no problem.
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He's capable
of locating the gum.
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All right.
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Boy, this is...
This is delicious. Mmm.
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You know what?
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I think this Ruthie Cohen
gave me the wrong change.
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Didn't I pay with a 20?
I'm sure I paid with a 20.
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Hey.
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I think I finally figured out
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what the flavor is in this gum.
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It's a little lo mein-y.
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What kind is that?
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It's Chinese gum
Lloyd Braun gave me.
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Lloyd Braun.
How's he doin'?
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After Dinkins lost the election,
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he had a complete
nervous breakdown.
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They had to lock him up.
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They had to lock him up.
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That's around the same time
I broke up with Lloyd.
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You... You don't think that I had
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anything to do
with his breakdown, do you?
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I remember when
we parted company,
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I was babbling
incoherently for months.
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Yeah, well, I got news for you.
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The whole time that
I was growing up,
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all I ever heard
from my mother was:
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"Why can't you be more
like that Lloyd Braun?"
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In the end Lloyd
became more like you.
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Right. Gotta get going.
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You coming with us to Spartacus?
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I gotta deliver Christmas
presents to my parents.
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Thought they were out of town?
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Why do you think I'm going now?
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Georgie!
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Hey, Mr. Lazzari.
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Back in
the old neighborhood, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, just delivering
some presents to my folks.
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Oh, snazzy car.
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LeBaron?
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Yeah, '83.
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It used to belong to Jon Voight.
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The actor, right?
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Something like that.
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Do you mind if I
look under the hood?
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No, no, no, go ahead, Pop.
You always knew your cars.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Deena, Deena.
Deena, look who's here.
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George Costanza, is that you?
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George Costanza, is that you?
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Hey, Deena, come on,
give us a hug.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You look as pretty
as you did back in high school.
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Boy, those were
some crazy times.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Speaking of crazy,
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did you hear about Lloyd Braun?
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The Alex was built in 1922
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during the golden age
of movie palaces.
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Minor restorations
in 1941, '47, '52, '58, '63
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and currently to our
present period of time.
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You're really gettin' into this.
Yes, I am.
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You're really gettin' into this.
Yes, I am.
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The icing on that cake would be
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getting that landmark status
from the city.
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We're hoping Lloyd Braun
can pull a few strings.
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Oh, can Lloyd really do that?
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Lloyd Braun can do anything
he puts his mind to.
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He's fine, Jerry.
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And you should say
hello to him, Elaine.
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Lloyd is here? No, I'd rather...
Right there.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Lloyd, yes. Hello.
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Did Kramer tell you?
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We reserved some special seats
so we can all sit together.
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Oh, well, ac...
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Uh, actually, Lloyd,
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Uh, actually, Lloyd,
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Jerry and I have to sit
in the front row
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because, uh... Because...
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Because he...
He forgot his glasses.
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So thanks for getting us...
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You know, we'll see you
afterwards. Come on.
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That was odd.
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Am I crazy, or does Jerry
not wear glasses?
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You're not crazy.
Jerry does wear glasses.
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He just forgot 'em, that's all.
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Not crazy.
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We're all the way
in the front row?
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Why couldn't we sit
in the special seats?
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I'm sorry, but
I didn't want Lloyd
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thinking I was
leading him on again.
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Seeing him made me feel
very uncomfortable.
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No, you don't wanna be
uncomfortable.
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Poor Lloyd.
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I know.
Completely bonkers.
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I'm sorry. I can't be so flip
about this kind of thing.
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You know,
after what happened to Pop?
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Pop?
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What happened to Pop?
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I thought you heard.
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He had a nervous breakdown
last year.
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That's why I'm
taking care of him.
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Oh, I tell you. They don't build
them like this anymore.
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He... He doesn't have
the auto shop anymore?
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It was too much for him.
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Um, I gotta go.
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What?
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I just remembered,
I gotta be some place.
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All right, that's enough, Pop.
Put down the wrench.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Pop! Pop!
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It's a great movie, huh?
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Sorry you forgot those glasses.
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I don't know
what I was thinkin'.
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I don't know
what I was thinkin'.
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How did you like that gum?
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Ah...
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He loved it.
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Kramer, you know what?
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There isn't a light
in the ladies' room.
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Yeah, it's being repaired.
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Oh, oh, God.
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You all right?
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Ugh. I sat too close
to the screen.
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I just gotta stretch out
in a hot bath.
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It was nice see you again,
Lloyd.
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Officer, officer,
is there some reason
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this man has to always
be using a hose.
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I mean, he's flooding
the sidewalk.
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It's a waste of water.
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Couldn't he just use a broom?
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Lady, you sold me.
Hey,
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you with the hose.
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Here, put these glasses on.
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Oh, what's this for?
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Lloyd's going to be
here any minute.
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So what?
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Well, he thinks you wear those.
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They're from the lost and found
at the Alex.
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They're from the lost and found
at the Alex.
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This is ridiculous.
I'm not gonna put these on.
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Oh, okay.
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So he'll just think that
the two of you
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didn't sit with him on purpose.
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Oh, yeah, that's very nice.
Very nice.
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Excuse me,
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I, uh... I was in here
this morning, and uh...
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I believe I paid you
with a $20 bill,
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but you only gave me
change for a 10.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, I think so.
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And I can prove it.
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You see, I was doodling
on the bill and, uh...
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So if you have a 20
in there with big lips on it...
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So if you have a 20
in there with big lips on it...
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well, that's mine.
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Would you mind
opening up the register?
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Not unless you buy something.
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Okay.
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Fine, I'll buy a pack of gum.
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Hey, George.
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Thought you didn't chew gum.
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I don't.
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Take a look.
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I know I gave it to you.
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George, would you mind?
I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Fine. Fine.
Excuse me.
258
00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:52,066
You think
I'm gonna forget about this?
259
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,466
I haven't forgotten about this.
260
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,666
I don't forget that easily.
261
00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:59,200
Hey, Jerry, look who's here.
262
00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,700
Oh, Lloyd.
263
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,700
How you doin'?
264
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:03,333
Got some more of that gum.
265
00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,666
Oh, the gum.
266
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,700
Yeah, let's all
enjoy a chew, huh?
267
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,033
All right.
268
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,033
Ah, boy.
269
00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,400
Sit down.
270
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:14,533
Yeah, now, see, this is what
the holidays are all about.
271
00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:16,629
Three buddies sittin' around,
chewing gum, huh?
272
00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:17,466
Three buddies sittin' around,
chewing gum, huh?
273
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:21,466
Mm-mm. Yeah.
274
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:25,400
So, you know, Lloyd, he thinks
he can get more of this.
275
00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:28,000
Well, Lloyd is a very
industrious fellow.
276
00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,073
I'm sure he can accomplish
277
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,800
anything he sets his mind to.
278
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,800
Actually, the importer's
right in Chinatown.
279
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,733
I'll introduce you to him.
You can get it whenever.
280
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,733
It's not necessary.
281
00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:40,966
Hey, Jerry, you know, Lloyd
wants to do you a favor.
282
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,500
I know that, Kramer.
283
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:44,700
Well, if you don't want to...
284
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,166
No, sure, sure, he wants to.
285
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:46,630
And it's very kind of you.
Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it.
286
00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:49,500
And it's very kind of you.
Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it.
287
00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,733
Don't you, Jerry?
288
00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:53,366
Yes, I do, Kramer.
289
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,333
So...
Yeah.
290
00:10:55,366 --> 00:10:57,033
How about
that Elaine today, huh?
291
00:10:57,066 --> 00:11:00,666
Oh, baby. What is that
all about, huh?
292
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,633
She was practically undressing
in front of me at the theater.
293
00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:04,833
I didn't see anything.
294
00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:07,833
Yeah, you really missed
a show, buddy. Woo!
295
00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:09,466
Ba-boom, ba-ba-ba-boom-ba.
296
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,333
Yeah.
297
00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:23,900
You're probably wondering
why I wanted to see you again.
298
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,200
Well, you know...
299
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:30,633
It's understandable.
300
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,166
I'm glad you feel that way.
301
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,866
Because since
my father's breakdown,
302
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:37,366
I've become very sensitive
to the warning signs.
303
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,633
Warning signs?
304
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:42,866
Nervousness, irritability,
paranoia.
305
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,966
What?
306
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,166
What are you talking about?
307
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:46,630
I-I'm not the one
with the problem.
308
00:11:46,631 --> 00:11:48,066
I-I'm not the one
with the problem.
309
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,900
Lloyd Braun was
in the nuthouse, not me.
310
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:54,300
Yeah, taking pleasure
in the misfortunes of others.
311
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,800
All my friends do that.
312
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,333
George, I'm only trying to help.
313
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,866
I'm... I'm concerned.
314
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,600
George?
315
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:04,333
Are you listening to me?
316
00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:05,833
See that woman on the horse?
317
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,733
She stole $20 from me.
318
00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:13,466
I might have gotten it back,
but Lloyd Braun interfered.
319
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,166
So again it all
comes back to Lloyd.
320
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:16,630
Hey. Hey, you!
Get back here!
321
00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:18,333
Hey. Hey, you!
Get back here!
322
00:12:18,366 --> 00:12:20,700
Don't gallop away!
I'm on to you!
323
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,233
So you're saying
she was on a horse.
324
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:31,066
I'm telling you, that cashier
is riding horses on my money.
325
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,900
Well, here's what I propose.
326
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:35,033
Go down to the stables,
snoop around.
327
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,333
See if any high-flying cashier
328
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:39,933
has been throwing $20 bills
around with big lips.
329
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:42,233
Hey.
330
00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,333
Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue.
331
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,366
What?
332
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,866
I was chewing gum
with Lloyd Braun
333
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,533
and he was bragging
about the peepshow
334
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:50,733
you gave him at the Alex.
335
00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:53,200
Oh, God.
I lost a button.
336
00:12:53,201 --> 00:12:53,300
Oh, God.
I lost a button.
337
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,000
So my blouse was wide open.
338
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,500
I must have left it
at the theater.
339
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,900
Maybe it's in
the lost and found.
340
00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,533
Yeah, I know. I have to
go check it out.
341
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:01,200
It's a beautiful button,
too, you know.
342
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,000
It's antique ivory.
It was my mother's.
343
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,200
You know, the way you were
wolfing down that popcorn,
344
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,400
maybe you ate it.
345
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:08,900
Mr. Haarwood,
346
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:10,533
well, what
an unexpected surprise
347
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:12,300
to have you back
at the Alex Theatre.
348
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,033
Well, I-I'm in a bit
of a quandary.
349
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,133
I've misplaced my spectacles.
350
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,533
Well, let's look in
lost and found, shall we?
351
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,233
They're half-glasses.
352
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,866
Brown?
353
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,201
Yes. Yes.
354
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,233
Yes. Yes.
355
00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,166
Yeah, uh...
356
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,633
Well, if they're not in the box,
357
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,633
I'm... I'm sure
they'll turn up soon.
358
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,666
Listen, could you keep
an eye on the place?
359
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,900
I wanna go out and get
some paraffin wax
360
00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:36,733
and bring out the luster
of this vintage countertop, huh.
361
00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:37,900
Yes, certainly.
362
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,566
Oh.
363
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,000
Oh, my goodness.
364
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,000
What a spanking button.
365
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,700
All right. All right.
366
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,000
Hang on. It's warmin' up.
367
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,733
You mother...
368
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:10,333
Hey, what is your problem?
369
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,733
Oh, hello. It's you.
370
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:16,466
Listen, lady, I've got six
minutes left on that meter,
371
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,666
and I'm not budging until
you admit you stole my $20.
372
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,466
Heh-heh-heh!
You're not so tough
373
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,200
when you're not on your horse,
are you, Ruthie?
374
00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:23,833
when you're not on your horse,
are you, Ruthie?
375
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:25,433
Your car's on fire.
376
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,966
Merry Christmas.
377
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,100
Fire!
378
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:34,900
Your hose!
Where's your hose?
379
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,833
Cop made me disconnect it.
380
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,466
Jeez.
381
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,266
What happened to your car,
buddy?
382
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,766
The Jon Voight car is no more.
383
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:57,966
Well, don't you sweat it.
384
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,400
You can use my car
any time you want to.
385
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,466
No kiddin'?
386
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,233
No kiddin'.
387
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,800
Hey, thanks.
I owe you a big one.
388
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,133
Yeah, merry Christmas.
389
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,433
Whatever.
390
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,166
All right. I'm here.
391
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,533
Where's Braun?
What, he's not here?
392
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:19,500
Look, I'll go to downtown to
Chinatown with him, but that is it.
393
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,466
I'm gonna need those glasses.
Why?
394
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,933
They're Jeffrey Haarwood's.
395
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,533
Here, try this pair.
396
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,466
Wow,
397
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,833
these are really strong.
398
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,066
Hey, gum-buddy.
Nice frames.
399
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,066
You ready to go?
400
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,900
Yeah, yeah.
401
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,166
Oh, yeah, he's all ready to go.
402
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,033
Anybody see Elaine today?
403
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:44,700
Oh, yeah,
she called a little earlier.
404
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:47,633
She's coming over
to check out lost and found.
405
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:50,733
Maybe I'll stick around and see
what she's wearing today...
406
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,733
or not wearing,
if you know what I mean.
407
00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:53,201
Absolutely,
let's just stick around.
408
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,900
Absolutely,
let's just stick around.
409
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,966
I'll tell you what,
they're expecting us.
410
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,040
Let me just grab a hot dog.
411
00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,200
Oh, yeah.
412
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,566
I'd like a hot dog, please.
413
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,366
Are you out of your mind?
414
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,066
Wh-wh-what's the problem here?
415
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,833
This hot dog's been
here since the silent era.
416
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:13,466
You'd have to be insane
to eat it.
417
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,300
No, no, no, this man
is not insane.
418
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,866
There's nothing wrong
with it or you.
419
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,566
Kramer, maybe...
No, no, I'll show you.
420
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,366
One hot dog, please.
421
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,066
Okay.
422
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,200
Mm, doesn't that smell good?
423
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:24,000
Mm, doesn't that smell good?
424
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,566
Yeah, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
425
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:30,500
Mm. Oh, that's delicious.
426
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,566
This is a perfectly
sane food to eat.
427
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,700
Mm.
428
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,166
Interesting texture.
429
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,166
It's chewy.
430
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,533
I gotta get some air.
431
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:06,733
Excuse me. Excuse me.
432
00:17:06,766 --> 00:17:09,133
Weren't you told
to stop using that hose?
433
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,000
How would you happen
to know that?
434
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,533
Well, um, I...
435
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,866
You're that lady that was
talking to the cops, aren't ya?
436
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,633
Hey, Joe.
437
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,200
No, wait. You're soaking me.
You're soaking me.
438
00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:25,041
No, wait. You're soaking me.
You're soaking me.
439
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,833
Hey. Hey, everybody.
440
00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:28,866
Whoa, Elaine.
441
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,166
Once again you've managed
to top yourself.
442
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,666
Come on, Jerry, let's go.
443
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,100
The car's out front.
444
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,866
Lloyd?
445
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,733
Lloyd?
446
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:56,900
What is Lloyd's problem?
447
00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,233
Look, honey,
448
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,300
I know you're trying to get
Lloyd to notice you,
449
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,066
but this is too much.
450
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,000
Parading around
in a wet T-shirt.
451
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,666
I got sprayed with a hose.
452
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,000
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but the
Alex is a family theater,
453
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,833
not one of your swing joints.
454
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,900
So you want my father
to pay for this?
455
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:23,201
Well, you saw him.
He was fiddling with the engine.
456
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,366
Well, you saw him.
He was fiddling with the engine.
457
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,000
God knows what he did there.
458
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:30,000
And I suppose Lloyd Braun
had something to do with it too?
459
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:32,166
No, not Lloyd Braun,
but the cashier.
460
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,466
What cashier?
461
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,066
You remember the woman
on the horse?
462
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,800
She wanted my spot.
463
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,366
To park her horse?
464
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,133
No, she wasn't on the horse.
465
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,200
So your car caught fire
466
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:45,466
because of my father
and the woman on the horse.
467
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,366
That's right.
And him.
468
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,666
The man with the flowers?
469
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,666
Yeah, yeah, the flower guy.
Listen,
470
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,201
I know this all sounds
a little crazy, but...
471
00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:55,200
I know this all sounds
a little crazy, but...
472
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,166
I can't believe it.
That's Jerry Seinfeld.
473
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,166
Who?
474
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,700
My best friend.
He can explain this.
475
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:01,666
Jerry, Jerry.
476
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,700
Over here, Jerry.
477
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,866
It's me.
478
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,200
Where are you going? It's...
What are you...?
479
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,200
That was your best friend?
480
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,700
Yeah, yeah.
But he doesn't wear glasses.
481
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,166
That man was wearing glasses.
482
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,333
Don't you see? He was doing it
to fool Lloyd Braun.
483
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,201
I'll run in and get the gum.
484
00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:23,666
I'll run in and get the gum.
485
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,633
All right.
486
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:26,833
Got any money?
487
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,500
Here.
488
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,500
I'll be back.
489
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:44,866
Look, Deena, I know you think
I'm crazy, but I'm not.
490
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,833
This is just a-a series
of bad coincidences.
491
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,033
I don't know, George.
492
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,233
I don't know what to believe.
493
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:52,466
Believe me.
494
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,201
I am not crazy.
495
00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:54,400
I am not crazy.
496
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,300
Well...
497
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,833
I guess it's possible.
498
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,133
Here you go.
499
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,133
All this?
500
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,133
Yeah.
501
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,333
A hundred dollars' worth.
502
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:10,300
I gave you a hundred dollars?
503
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,800
You sure did.
504
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,566
Am I crazy,
or is that a lot of gum?
505
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,300
It's a lot of gum.
506
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,233
Mr. Haarwood,
I found your glasses.
507
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:23,200
Oh, splendid, welcome
to the Institute
508
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:23,866
Oh, splendid, welcome
to the Institute
509
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:27,866
for the Preservation of Motion
Picture Costumes and Wardrobes.
510
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,433
Ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W.
511
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:33,400
We prefer to call it
the Institute.
512
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,500
Is that from Henry VIII?
513
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,566
Yes, yes, it is.
514
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,366
Well, you know,
we're screening that
515
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,733
tonight at the Alex.
516
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,466
You think that I could wear
that to promote the theater?
517
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,866
Well, I'd love
to lend it to you,
518
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,733
but I doubt if it
would fit a man
519
00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:48,533
of your impressive
Raymond Massey-like physique.
520
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:51,900
The only person who could
really fit into this costume
521
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,200
would have to be
a short, stocky man
522
00:20:53,201 --> 00:20:54,066
would have to be
a short, stocky man
523
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,533
of somewhat generous proportion.
524
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:59,666
You don't say.
525
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,033
You're really helping
me out with this, buddy.
526
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,366
Kids are gonna be so thrilled.
527
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,366
Yeah, yeah.
528
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,033
You really cashed in
on that favor pretty quick.
529
00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,133
Remember, you are a king.
530
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,300
You must project
a royal bearing.
531
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,133
Oh, I'm going to give you
a royal bearing.
532
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,633
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
533
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,066
Let me get a pack of gum.
534
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,200
Can I get a pack of gum, please?
535
00:21:23,201 --> 00:21:24,481
Can I get a pack of gum, please?
536
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,566
I beg your pardon, Your Majesty,
537
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,566
but we don't accept bills
with lipstick on the president.
538
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,900
What?
539
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,900
So I had it all along.
How do you like that?
540
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:39,900
I guess I owe
that cashier an apology.
541
00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:45,900
Oh, my God.
542
00:21:45,933 --> 00:21:49,066
No, no, Deena, it's not
what you think.
543
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,200
This isn't mine.
544
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:51,833
I got it from the Institute.
545
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:53,200
The Institute.
546
00:21:53,201 --> 00:21:54,066
The Institute.
547
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,666
Dee...! Deena!
Deena!
548
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,625
Ah! Mr. Haarwood.
549
00:22:07,658 --> 00:22:10,291
Well, you certainly know
how to dress for a premiere.
550
00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:11,658
Well, thank you.
551
00:22:11,691 --> 00:22:14,091
Where...? Where is your friend,
King Henry?
552
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,758
Oh, he ran away.
553
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,291
Hey, Kramer.
554
00:22:17,325 --> 00:22:19,091
Let me talk to you.
555
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,925
You know, that button
looks very familiar.
556
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:24,191
Yes, it's... It's antique ivory.
557
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:25,758
I-I think that's my button.
558
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:27,591
You know, I've been
looking all over for it.
559
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,858
Did...? Did you find it here?
560
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,425
Yes, it was in
the lost and found.
561
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,425
Shall I undo it?
562
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:33,191
Of course.
Thank you.
563
00:22:33,225 --> 00:22:33,739
I'm a little ticklish.
564
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,358
I'm a little ticklish.
565
00:22:35,391 --> 00:22:37,658
Tickle, tickle.
566
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,158
We really gotta get
that Elaine a boyfriend.
567
00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:42,325
Oh, tell me about it.
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