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Chop, chop!
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Yes, coming.
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-European Association of Banks.
-Yes, and?
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I have a lobbyist badge
but my trainee doesn't.
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She should be listed
as a visitor for the day
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under MEP Frantz Kurz.
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Frantz Kurz.
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-Oh, yes. Rose Pilkington?
-Yes.
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-I'll need an ID, please.
-Ah, yes. Here you go.
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Am I registered on your thing?
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-Yes, why?
-No, nothing.
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Fuck.
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-Everything Okay?
-Yes.
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I just used to work here,
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so I thought maybe conflict
of interests.
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We all used to work here.
No worries.
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But you've quit
your assistant job, right?
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Yes.
Yes, I handed my resignation.
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Yeah, it's more
of a privacy thing for me.
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I know.
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Transparency
is getting out of hand.
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Soon they'll be testing us
for STDs. Hopefully not.
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But for now, we're all
under the Lobbyist Register,
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as will you be if you pass
this trial and join the European
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Association of Banks:
"Your credit, our mission."
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Banks!
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Okay,
here is your accreditation.
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Thank you.
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MEP Kurz is waiting for you.
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Appearances are everything.
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We are the face,
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the pretty face, if I might
say so, of an industry.
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Millions of jobs, plenty
at stake. From the trader
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in London worrying
about his year-end bonus,
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to the banker
at your local branch
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who's dying to say
"yes" to that man
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who really wants
to start a business.
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Or to the indebted family
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who really wants to offer
their last son a future
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and pay for university fees,
or a new kitesurf for Christmas,
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we're not here to judge.
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We are here for them.
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MEPs have been hyperventilating
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since the 2008 crisis.
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They want to regulate banks
to death.
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Right now they're fixated
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-on retail banking.
-Yes, interesting.
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They've been churning out
amendments like mad.
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And we want them
to drop those, yes.
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-God, no!
-No.
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Not at all.
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For every problem, there
are several possible solutions.
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There are some we like
and some we don't like.
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Influence, persuade, convince,
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lobbying has always been
necessary in every society.
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My boss says that lobbying is
the world's oldest profession.
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Loosen up a bit, girl.
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We're not going to church.
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Oh, darling. How are you?
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Sorry, I just...
Can I get my shoes, please?
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I've got some shoes in there.
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-Chop, chop, chop!
-Yes.
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I'll come back for my shoes.
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What are you doing here?
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-Well, I was waiting for you.
-Why behind the door?
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To scare you.
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Are you here in behalf
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of Ingeborg to make sure I've
untabled the finning amendment?
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Yeah, man, that's it!
Oh, thank you!
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I was waiting behind that door
for so long, I forgot.
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I zoned out.
Zoned out. I'm sorry.
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Did you untable it?
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Not yet.
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I don't know, man.
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For a minute, I thought
I could make a difference.
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Where are you going?
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Where's your MEP?
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He went to Fiji or something.
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I love when MEPs
are on international trips.
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It's like the film where
Macauley Culkin is forgotten
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by his parents and gets molested
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by these two creepy
home invaders.
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That's not what happens
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-in the movie.
-Dude, just drop that amendment.
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Do like me, take some good time.
Enjoy your youth.
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When people say, "enjoying
their youth", they mean
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going to Thailand
and taking MDMA.
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Most people have lousy dreams
they got from denim commercials.
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That's probably the most
intelligent thing you've said.
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Bingo!
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We have another MEP
from the Greens in five minutes.
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One floor up, 11.
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Then two socialists in a row.
I thought we could see all three
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at the same time,
do a group thing, but then
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I thought it would be a bit
intense for your first day.
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Perhaps, yeah.
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So who's next?
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-The next one is rough.
-How so?
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He likes playing hard.
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Hello, hello, Mr Jaager.
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Come in, come in.
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Come in, please.
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Thank you.
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-Take a seat.
-Yes.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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-This is for my webpage.
-Oh, shit.
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I publish all my meeting
with lobbyists.
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As you know,
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I never meet you guys alone.
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-Let's go.
-Yes.
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Okay.
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Shall we?
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What are you doing, Torsten?
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It's just so not cool
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that nobody got him
a corkscrew as a gift.
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It's so simple.
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We're not gonna drink wine.
It's not even 10.
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It's sweet,
the perfect breakfast wine.
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There's no such thing
as a breakfast wine.
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And there's nothing
to celebrate.
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-I've not given up on finning.
-I do not understand
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why you put yourself in such
a state over a little pawn.
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What are you doing?
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I saw it on YouTube.
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What do you mean "a pawn"?
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It's...
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The finning is just a pawn
to get a castle
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on Ingeborg's chess game.
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Can you explain it?
What do you mean?
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One, two, three, four, five.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Don't put your feet
on my amendment.
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Don't put it beneath my feet.
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Let me explain to you something.
It's called "a bomb".
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You put something explosive
in a report you don't like
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to defuse a bomb
from someone else
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in another report you do like.
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You Spanish want
to fuck with my pet project?
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Well, I've got this finning
amendment that I can blow up
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and it's gonna fuck
your constituents hard.
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It's like a bargaining chip.
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-A chip, a pawn, a bomb...
-That's it.
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I never knew how good I was
at metaphors.
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That's so creative.
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I'm not gonna untable
the amendment and doom
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a whole species for your boss's
little political agenda!
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-Are you texting Ingeborg?
-Yeah.
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Wait, I might not untable it.
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-I just have to think about it.
-Wait.
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Wait, she's writing back.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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I just have to make up my mind
and that's fine.
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She's inviting you for lunch
at the MEPs' restaurant.
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Well, that's... scary.
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The issue is more
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with the article
on safeguards, Article 43.
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-44.
-Yes, sorry, Article 44.
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That's why we think
your amendments on Article 76
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-would be bad for business.
-Yes.
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But would it be bad for
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people?
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The damage that
this kind of regulation
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could do to the sector...
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I think the banking sector has
been causing more damage than...
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That wasn't
your initial position.
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I like to try different
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positions.
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You have to pick one in the end.
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And you know
what's best for me, I suppose.
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We could find a position
that satisfies us both.
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That would require
some level of creativity.
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All right.
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I think we're done here.
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I could come again with our
association's detailed proposals
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-That won't be necessary, Miss.
-Okay.
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You do the lobbying,
I do the law-making.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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-Goodbye.
-That was great. Bye.
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Thanks for coming.
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Oh, goodbye, sorry.
I was distracted.
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-Rose?
-Yes, coming, sorry.
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That was tough.
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I like it like that.
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God, I love it like that.
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Okay, each to their own.
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-Rose?
-What? Yes.
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I haven't untabled it yet.
I will do it after lunch.
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She convinced me. It's over.
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And she did not even invite me
for lunch, man!
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Yeah, she doesn't eat.
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Really? She never has lunch?
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I have never seen her ingest
anything solid. Ever.
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-Like... Ever.
-Yeah.
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-Ever.
-Yeah, I get it.
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That's because she gets
all the nutriments
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from the children's blood
she sucks every day
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in her dungeon.
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-She's a vampire.
-Yeah.
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And probably it's just babies,
you know?
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With, like, little penises.
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Samy.
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Food fight!
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What?
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Well, you look... different.
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You're not wearing trousers.
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And yet you look more
uncomfortable than me.
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I'm on a try-out for a new job.
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They asked me
to dress like this.
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"What, you're an escort?"
Very funny and clever.
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I didn't say anything.
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Plus, I'm the one who's not
wearing trousers.
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-So, you're an escort now?
-Stop it.
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I'm on a try-out
to be a lobbyist, so...
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This is painful.
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I didn't know you smoked.
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Well, you know, I'm trying
it out. Fits the character, no?
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I'm no expert but isn't it like
highly illegal to be both
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an MEP assistant
and a trainee lobbyist?
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Regarding conflict of interests?
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I quit my job as
an assistant first, of course.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, I sent Sharon
a resignation email.
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She's in Fiji and I'm in charge
of checking her emails, so...
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So, you can actually get your
job back by deleting an email?
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-Yeah, something like that.
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Nice purse.
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Thanks,
it was a gift from a client.
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So...
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And what's up with you?
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I was thinking, I might not drop
the sharks in the end.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Let me guess.
You ran into a lobbyist?
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Well...
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Rose?
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Rose?
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-Rose!
-No!
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Okay, I did!
But not that kind of lobbyist!
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-Yeah?
-Yeah!
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They said that there are
no unimportant struggles,
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how sharks don't deserve to die
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simply because they don't vote,
that kind of thing?
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Okay, Guido is a lobbyist,
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but he actually advocates
for fishermen, so...
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Guide Bonafide?
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He works for a consulting firm.
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So?
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So he's a gun for hire.
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Yesterday he was working
for fishermen,
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today for an environmental NGO.
In fact,
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I can check, because...
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-What?
-Yeah.
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He actually is, since yesterday.
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It's on the Parliament
Lobbyist Register.
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Since yesterday.
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Yep.
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I hate this place. Wait, Rose.
What should I do?
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-Maybe put some pants on.
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It's funny. Seriously,
I'm lost. Can you help me?
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No, I can't.
I have to go and meet
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a client at Crowne Plaza.
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For a drink, so...
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-For a normal...
-I didn't say anything.
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Okay, good, cos I didn't mean
anything by that.
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-Yeah, okay. Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
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Have a nice evening.
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Anyone have the key
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for the door?
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Make way for the People's Army!
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Rose?
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Rose?
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There you are.
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-Hi, Sharon.
-Hello.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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Yes? How was Fiji?
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Did you know those people
are ours? I didn't know that.
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Well, they're members
of the Commonwealth, but...
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So...
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It's so nice to be home.
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Did anything special happen
while I wasn't here?
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-No, nothing, business as usual.
-Good.
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Cos during one of those
boring meetings in Fiji,
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I was checking on my emails...
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Yes, I actually have got
a gift for you.
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A little welcome-home gift,
thought you'd like it.
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That's nice!
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-That's very nice.
-Yeah?
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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-That's a lovely purse.
-I've got work to do.
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A very nice bag.
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Thank you.
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I like it.
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Eamon?
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