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Pretty nasty, huh?
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Took seven stitches
to close that up.
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Oh, please.
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12 stitches.
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Picked a bar fight
with a mirror.
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Turned out I was
giving myself the finger.
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All right, all right,
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I'm just getting warmed up.
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22 stitches
doing stunts
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on The Hangover.
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23 doing mushrooms
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witha hangover.
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I win.
[chuckles]
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Uh... [clears throat]
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Fine, it's a tie.
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[phone dings]
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That was smooth.
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What?
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The dipsy-doodle
with your phone.
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It was just a text.
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Come here, let me see that
sexy scar on your neck again.
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So who is she?
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What are you talking about?
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The woman who just texted you.
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Don't worry,
I'm not judging you.
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I'm just trying to figure out
how to roll you into traffic.
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You really think
I'm fooling around on you?
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Why else would you look at
a text and turn your phone over?
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It's not a woman.Then let me see it.
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No, it's private.
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Hey, I don't keep
secrets from you.
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Look me in the eye
and tell me that's true.
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It's not important.
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I didn't flip the phone.
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Are you really gonna let this
ruin our night?
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Nice. You're the one
sleeping with someone
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and I'mruining our night.
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So, yes.
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♪
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[stuffed up]:
"A trial is closed to the public
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only when it's necessary to..."
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protect trade secrets,
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avoid intimidation of witnesses
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and...
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Come on, you saw
this on Law & Order.
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♪ Bump-bump...
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♪ Bump-bump!
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...protect the identity
of a juvenile.
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Yes!
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The prosecution rests.
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And maybe dies.
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[sighs]
Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, that doesn't sound good.
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It's just allergies.
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Or maybe malaria.
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What are you doing home?
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Adam's cheating on me.
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Already?
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I mean, oh, no.
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How do you know?
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He got a text
and turned over his phone.
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Ooh.Exactly.
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What'd the text say?
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I don't know, he
wouldn't show it to me.
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Well, Mom, then your evidence
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is just circumstantial,
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which is especially
problematic in civil cases
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where evidence is lacking.
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Yes!
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So what'd you do?
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Well, what could I do?
I screwed his brains out
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and left.
That'll show him.
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Show him what?
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A woman had sex with him,
then disappeared?
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Isn't that every guy's dream?
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The point is,
he'll be thinking about me
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when he has sex with her.
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Don't guys do that anyway?
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Hey, I support you
when you do dumb stuff.
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Sorry.
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You really like him, don't you?
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How does me wanting to kill him
mean I like him?
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Because you only kill
what you love.
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[phone dings]
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Sounds like somebody woke up
from his postcoital nap.
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Aw, he wants to know
that I got home okay.
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Jackass.
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I need to become a lawyer
so I can move away from this.
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Thank you.
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Your first course
will be right out.
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Are you all right?
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Oh, yeah, I just got
to lay off the cigars.
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Order in.
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Lovely.
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Sorry.
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Not to worry. Uh, Paul,
give these to the busboys.
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Why don't you
and the bubonic plague go home?
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I'm fine.
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Ooh, an energy drink.
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What are you, four years old?
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I just got to get through
this shift.
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Then do what the rest of us do:
go out into the alley
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and snort a line of blow
like a grown-up.
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Did you forget I'm sober?
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Did you forget
that I don't care?
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All right, one crispy
sea bass and one...
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Brown v. Board of Education.
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1954, separate schools
are not equal.
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Yes!
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Sorry, I've got finals.
I'm gonna be a lawyer.
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Yeah, and this hamburger
gonna be a steak.
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It's snowing in the alley.
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Uh-huh. Thank you, Ramone.
Cocaine break.
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[knocking]
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Really?
Two days, 19 phone calls,
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about a hundred text messages,
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you just ignore me?
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Sorry, I just thought you'd be
busy with your other girlfriend.
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Bonnie, stop.
There is no one else.
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Then why'd you turn
your phone upside down?
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You do know that is
the international symbol
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for wandering boner.
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I did not know that.
Okay.
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Okay, fine.
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Look, the other woman is
a stuntman named Mitch.
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She's six-three, about 220,
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and lost a testicle
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while working on
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
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"Don't be a jerk,
come to the reunion."
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What reunion?
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A bunch of my old crew
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are getting together
in L.A. this weekend.
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I don't want to go and I didn't
feel like explaining why.
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So, you'd rather me think
you were seeing someone else
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than just tell me
what was going on?
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Well, I'd rather
you just trust me.
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Oh, Adam, the words
"trust me" just mean
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there's no cash in the locker
at the bus station.
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Bonnie, even if
I wanted another woman,
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I couldn't do
anything with her.
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You've worn me down to a nub.
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Good.
That was the plan.
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So, assuming
this reunion thing is real,
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why don't you want to go?
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Look...
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I love that you don't see
this chair anymore,
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and for the most part,
I don't either.
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But when I'm around my guys...
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It's just really hard.
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Oh, honey...
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No, God, please, uh,
don't-don't do that.
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People feeling sorry for me--
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that's exactly
why I'm not going.
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Sorry.
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But... Adam, it's your call,
but I got to tell you,
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if I avoided places
where people felt sorry for me,
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I'd never leave the house.
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Yeah, good, can we just drop it?
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Sure.Thanks.
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But you know...
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And she picked it back up.
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Your friends
just want to see you,
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they don't care that you can't
jump out a window
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with your hair on fire.
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Which I've done, by the way.
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Me, too, I just
didn't get paid for it.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh... you really think
I should go?
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I think if you don't,
you'll regret it.
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On the other hand, if I stay,
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you'll get mad at me
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and we can have
crazy angry sex again.
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Or you go,
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you still get the crazy sex
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andyou get
the welcome home sex,
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which, not to brag,
is where I really shine.
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Oh, I'm gonna puke.
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We're just kissing.
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Oh, not you.
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Well, maybe you a little.
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But carry on,
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I'm going upstairs to study.
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Honey, are you okay?
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I'm fine, I'm just...
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Oh, my God!
Christy!
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Yeah, sorry,
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just a little
under the weather.
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Oh, my God...
Call 911!
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Okay, okay.Christy, honey,
talk to me.
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Why aren't you calling?
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I can't find my phone!
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Oh.
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There it is.
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Am I in heaven?
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Christy?
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That would be a no.
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Honey, you're in the hospital.
You have pneumonia.
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What?
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You passed out.
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Really?
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I haven't done that
since I drank.
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Weird waking up in a bed
that doesn't
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have a strange guy in it, huh?
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How's my patient doing?
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Oh, good, Wendy.
How long am I gonna be here?
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I have finals tomorrow.
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You can forget about that.
You're a very sick girl.
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And you, what'd I tell you
about the mask?
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Sorry.
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Wendy, please, this
is really important.
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What's important is for you
to stop talking and rest.
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But I really...Quiet!
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What happened
to mousy little Wendy?
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Yeah, tell me about it.
I saw her
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smack a lollipop
out of a sick kid's hand.
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I don't care what she says, I'm
leaving. Where are my clothes?
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Honey, you need
to stay in bed and rest.
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Oh, yeah? Make me.
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Big bully.
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How's she doing?
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She'll be fine.
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You need to go home and pack.
You've got an early flight.
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I can't go now. You need me.
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I needed you to get
coffee-- you did.
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Now go see your friends.
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You sure you're gonna be okay?
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Call me when you get there.
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Will do.
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Love you.
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Did you hear that?
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He says he loves me.
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Give him time to know you.
He'll get over it.
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Hang on. So did he say
"I love you" or "I love ya"?
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Definitely "you"
but no "I."
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So just "love you."
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No, it was "love you."
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"Love you."
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You're not hearing it.
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"Love you."
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Isn't that what I did?
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Doesn't matter.
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The important thing is,
are you gonna say it back?
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I don't know.
It's weird.
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I've never had a man
I like say it first.
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I've had them say "love those,"
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"love that,"
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every so often "love it there."
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JILL:
Ha!
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Like we need to be told.
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So,
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what do you think?
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I think now we can
have an open casket.
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WENDY:
Hold your horses.
Let me just check on 216.
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It's Nurse Ratchet.
Masks up.
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Please tell me
I'm not seeing three visitors
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in this room at the same time.
258
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Oh, come on, Wendy.
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Hospital rules.
Only two visitors at a time.
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Somebody's got to go.
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You two grab a snack.
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00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,657
I'm not done
with Deathbed Barbie.
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You're putting makeup on her?
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00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,967
I've been wanting to do this
since I met her.
265
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,143
Out, out, out, out.
266
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,891
Oh, Christy, what are we gonna
do with this mustache?
267
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,111
You got to get me out of here.
268
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,242
What?!
269
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,635
I have my finals in two hours.
270
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,115
If you don't help me get
to that school,
271
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,073
I'm gonna be a waitress
for the rest of my life.
272
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,293
Oh, Christy, I don't think
that's a good idea.
273
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,556
Please, Jill, I'm begging you.
274
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,123
Wendy said you need to rest.
275
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,212
Wendy's a nurse.
She has to say that.
276
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:34,650
You're my best friend. You know
how much this means to me.
277
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,957
I'm your best friend?
278
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,523
You didn't know that?
279
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,265
You're number one speed dial
on my phone!
280
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,615
Okay. What do you need?
281
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,356
Your keys and your coat.
282
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,706
Okay, okay.
283
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,099
Thanks, bestie.
284
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,101
Are you sure you're
well enough to drive?
285
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,625
Absolutely.Okay. Well,
286
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,497
promise me
you'll be careful.
287
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,065
I will. Thanks. I owe you.
288
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,545
Christy, wait!
289
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,418
I'm a little low on gas.
290
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,767
You mind filling it up
on your way back?
291
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,682
Sure.
292
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,946
Okay. A wash
if you have the time!
293
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,342
[panting]
294
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,956
Oh, boy.
295
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,742
[car alarm chirps]
296
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,266
Okay. I hear you.
297
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,571
I don't see you.
298
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,225
[car alarm chirps]
299
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,227
Where are you?
300
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,753
[car alarm chirps]
301
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,712
No, no, no!
Put me down! I have rights!
302
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,019
I know 'cause I memorized them!
303
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,240
Rat bastard.
304
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,068
I'm sorry,
305
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,070
but they forced it out of me!
306
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,333
Yeah. We said,
"Where's Christy?"
307
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,554
Okay, it was your tone.
It was very threatening.
308
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,165
Okay, everybody out.
She needs rest.
309
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,563
We still besties?
310
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,356
[phone chimes]
311
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,054
Aw...
312
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,056
That Hot Wheels?Mm-hmm.
313
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,406
He's checking in to
see how we're doing.
314
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,408
Oh, sweet.
315
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,453
Here he is with all
his stuntman buddies.
316
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,760
Oh, that's a lot
of tank tops.
317
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,457
[chuckles]
318
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,112
Adam seems like
a good guy.
319
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,811
He is.
320
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,900
You thinking of telling
him you love him, too?
321
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,250
I'm thinking about it,
but I'm scared.
322
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,905
Oh, Bonnie, of what?
He's already said he loves you.
323
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,081
Well, technically,
he said "love you."
324
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,734
It was "love you."
325
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,606
"Love you."No.
326
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,086
"Love you."
327
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,088
"Love you."
328
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,524
"Love you."
329
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,265
"Love you."
330
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,229
[panting]
331
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,537
I did it! I'm finished!
332
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,543
[siren wailing]
333
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,373
I'm gonna be a lawyer.
334
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,637
That's cool.
I'm studying to be a doctor.
335
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,812
Ooh.
336
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,162
Are you seeing anybody?
337
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,469
We could be a power couple.
338
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,955
How's she doing?
339
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,391
She'll be all right.
340
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,349
Oh, good.
Can she go home soon?
341
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,003
Oh, no.
I think that little stunt
342
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,396
bought her a couple more days.
343
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,354
You stupid dope!
344
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,922
CHRISTY:
I'm sick! Don't
yell at me!
345
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,619
Why don't you guys go home.
I'm workin' all night.
346
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,143
I'll keep an eye on her.
347
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,622
CHRISTY:
Don't leave me
with Wendy!
348
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,189
She's mean!
349
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,322
You want the catheter?!
Is that what you want?!
350
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:51,325
'Cause I'm happy to
give you the catheter!
351
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,501
Seriously? That makes you happy?
352
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,198
A little bit, yeah.
353
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,078
[knocking]
354
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,906
Hang on!
355
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:11,954
Hey.
356
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,825
Hey! Welcome back.[chuckles]
357
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,479
How's Christy?
358
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,264
Much better.
She's upstairs resting.
359
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,353
Oh, that's good news.Yeah.
360
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,269
So, how was your trip?
Tell me everything.
361
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,663
Well, first of all, I need
to thank you for making me go.
362
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:30,364
It was really, really good
to see all those guys.
363
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,801
Oh, I'm glad.And, you know, since
we've been hanging out,
364
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,890
I couldn't help but notice
that some of my friends
365
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,066
are stone-cold alcoholics.
366
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,634
Aw, so you were thinkin'
about me.
367
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,070
A lot.
368
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,419
I was thinkin' about you, too.
369
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,290
Good things?
370
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,595
Really good things.
371
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,162
But tell me more
about your trip.
372
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,426
Okay, well, remember
my friend Mitch?
373
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,732
One-ball Mitch? Yeah.
374
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,342
We just call him Lefty.
375
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,562
So, yesterday, he and I
are having a couple of beers
376
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,391
for breakfast and... By
the way, he's one of them.
377
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:01,047
Anyway, he tells me
that he's getting a shot
378
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,700
to direct a movie.
379
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,354
Wow, that's exciting.
380
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,313
Yeah. And...
381
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,533
he offered me the job
as stunt coordinator.
382
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,058
Oh, my God. That's great!
383
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,755
It is.
[laughs]
384
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,409
[chuckles]
385
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,889
I was sure that I was
never gonna work again,
386
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:23,069
and here I got this
great opportunity
387
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,201
and it is all thanks to you
388
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:28,857
for making me go
to that reunion.
389
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,468
Oh, Adam, I am
so happy for you.
390
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,123
Oh, wait. Does that
make me your agent?
391
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,603
Do I get ten percent
of your salary?
392
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,561
[laughs]
No.
393
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,999
But here's the thing, I'm
gonna be gone for a while.
394
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,610
You'll be in L.A.
It's only an hour flight.
395
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,915
We'll-we'll make it work.
396
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,395
It shoots in Croatia.
397
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,832
Croatia...
398
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,357
California?
399
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,098
Croatia, Croatia.
400
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,709
You know, just right of Italy.
401
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,189
Oh. Okay.
402
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,799
How long would you be gone?
403
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,149
Five, six months.
404
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:03,413
Depending on how
much Mitch drinks.
405
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,850
That's a long time.
406
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:06,982
I know, I know. But, hey,
407
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,810
we'll Skype, we'll text.
408
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,117
We'll talk every day.
I mean, that's how we met.
409
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,422
We're great on the phone.
410
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,250
We're better in person.
411
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,165
I know.
412
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,822
I wasn't looking for this.
413
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,565
But I need it.
414
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,309
And I need you, too.
415
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,661
Please tell me we
can make this work.
416
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,752
Of course we can.
[chuckles]
417
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,493
That's all I want to hear.
418
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,064
Give me a minute. I'm gonna
bring Christy her soup.
419
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,674
Okay.
420
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,328
Hey, Bonnie.
421
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,332
I really appreciate
you being so understanding.
422
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,551
Hey, a man's got to work.
I get it.
423
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,075
I'll be right back.
424
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,051
[sighs, sobs]
425
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,185
What's going on?
426
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,534
He's leaving.
427
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,101
Who's leaving?
428
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,146
Adam.
429
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,626
[crying]
430
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,541
Oh, Mom.
431
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,981
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