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Previously onMom...I just don'’t know
what to expect.
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Have any of you ever
dated a handicapped guy?
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When I was in high school,
my boyfriend had a glass eye.
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Was it a problem?
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No, I loved it.
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If I was having a bad hair day
or a giant zit,
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I'’d just stand
on his blind side.
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Bonnie, it'’s just dinner.
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I don'’t think you have to worry
about any of that stuff.
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Speaking of stuff,
what about his stuff?
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What if his stuff doesn'’t work?
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That doesn'’t mean
you can'’t have fun.
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Yeah. His tongue'’s
not in a wheelchair.
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Thanks. This is perfect.
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Do people always stare at you?
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[chuckles]
What are you talking about?
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They'’re staring at you.
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Stop.
I'’m serious.
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You'’re a giant.
They think you might eat them.
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I'’m gonna have a beer.
Does it bother you if I drink?
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Does it bother you if I walk?
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Not if you'’re in front of me.
I like the view from back there.
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Good answer.
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Yee-haw!
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[whoops]
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[laughing]
This is fun.
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Uh, hang on.
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Oh. Now you'’re
just showing off.
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[laughter]
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Tonight was great.
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Can we do it again?
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We better.
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Good.
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This is awesome.
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Makes getting stuff
from the kitchen so much easier.
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That'’s what I say every day.
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"This wheelchair
sure is convenient."
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I'’m sorry.
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Am I getting toocomfortable
with you?
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No, I like it.
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In fact, how would you feel
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about going away
with me for a few days?
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Really? What'’d you have in mind?
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A long weekend in Cabo.
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Ooh, sounds nice.
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Are we at that point
in our relationship?
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I'’m gonna go out
on a limb and say
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that we could
tolerate each other
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for four days
and three nights, babe.
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That sounds about right.
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Okay, challenge accepted.
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Oh, my God--
old people kissing. So cute.
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You ready to go?
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Oh, geez, it'’s 6:30.
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Where you going?
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We'’ve got a meeting.
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You just had
a meeting last night.
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I know, but then
I woke up today
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and I was still
an alcoholic.
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Why don'’t you hang
out till I get back?
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The meeting'’s only an hour.
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Really? Are we at
the "leave me alone
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in your apartment" point
of the relationship?
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Better you concern yourself
with how we share a bathroom
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in Mexico for four
days and three nights.
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I'’ll make sure
to bring matches and a candle.
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Oh, you'’re so romantic.
Oh.
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Let'’s roll.
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Be back before
you know it.
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Have fun not drinking.
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How doyou share
a hotel bathroom
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for four days
and three nights?
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You don'’t. You go to the
Starbucks in the lobby
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and destroy
the one there.
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♪
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Uh, I'’m Travis.
I'’m a drug addict.
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ALL:
Hi, Travis.
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I have, uh... five days sober?
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I don'’t really know
what I'’m supposed to say.
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You know things have gotten bad
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when your drug dealer tells you
you need help.
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This isn'’t the first time
I tried to get clean, either.
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I-I had a couple months
a while back.
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Even had a girlfriend.
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Life was pretty good.
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And then...
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I don'’t know.
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I thought I could get high
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every once in a while,
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and I convinced her
that she could, too.
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Some of you might
have known her.
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I think
she came to this meeting.
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I'’m...
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pretty sure that'’s
what she told me.Oh, God. Travis.
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My memory is...That'’s Jodi'’s
boyfriend.
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...messed up
these days.
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Anyway,
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I just can'’t live like this
anymore.
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Part of me is scared
I'’m gonna die.
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And part of me
is scared I won'’t.
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[sniffles]
That'’s all I got.
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Who else would
like to share?
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I don'’t know about
the rest of you,
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but I want to kick the
crap out of that guy.
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Yeah, like a hundred pounds
of you is gonna hurt somebody.
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Excuse me, but I have a beast
mode you don'’t know about.
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What have I always told you?
A lady doesn'’t use her fists.
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That'’s what
cars are for.
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That'’s not gonna
bring Jodi back.
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Yeah, but it might
stop that dirtbag
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from killing
someone else.
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Look, I miss Jodi
as much as you all do,
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but Travis didn'’t kill her.
Her addiction did.
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Why can'’t you be a normal person
and just hate?
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Oh, believe me,
I have my moments.
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Like every time
you open your mouth.
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Let'’s go, old woman.
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I will toss you
like a salad.
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Everybody
just settle down.
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Yeah, let'’s not forget.
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Travis didn'’t hold a gun
to Jodi'’s head
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and make her shoot up.
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Yeah, but he brought drugs
over to the apartment
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of someone who was
barely six months sober.
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Yeah, and now he'’s trying
to get sober,
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and our job is to help him.
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Which is why
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I encouraged him to come back.
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Wait. You told him to
come back to our meeting?
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Yes, I did.
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You know, we all
follow you around
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like you'’re this
great wise woman,
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but maybe you'’re
just a lunatic.
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You want to run him over
with a car, but I'’m the lunatic?
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Not run him over,
just send a message.
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Come on, back me up here.
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I'’m sorry.
I agree with Marjorie.
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[sighs]
Me, too.
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Okay, Christy, it'’s
just you and me.
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Oh, that'’s never
a good thing.
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Let'’s talk
about happy things.
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Bonnie, how'’s it going
with your boyfriend?
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[gasps]
I forgot my boyfriend!
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Oh, don'’t come home for a while.
I have some making up to do.
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I am so sorry.
Yeah, me, too.
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Please don'’t go.
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You said you'’d be right back.
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I'’m sitting in there
for three and a half hours
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with no booze
and nothing but basic cable.
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I-I know. I-I'’m-I'’m sorry.
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I just...
I got caught up in something.
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Yeah, well,
clearly these meetings
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are more important than me.
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Adam, wait.
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I did my waiting.
Three and a half hours.
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Come on, le-let me
make it up to you.
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What do you got in mind?
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Uh, how about I rock your world
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while you just lay back
and watch ESPN?
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You don'’t have ESPN.
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Fine. I'’ll just yell out scores.
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That'’ll work.
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Hey, instead of you
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sitting around,
wondering what I'’m doing
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at these meetings, why don'’t
you come with me one night
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and see for yourself?
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You want me to go
to an AA meeting?
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Yeah, just as
an observer.
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Huh.
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Uh, I don'’t want to jeopardize
the really hot sex
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we'’re about to have,
but that sounds just awful.
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Oh, come on.
It'’ll be fun.
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You'’ll meet some
interesting women,
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you'’ll hear a lot of
inspiring stories.
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You might even cry.
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Oh, God,
it'’s basic cable all over again.
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This way.Where are we going?
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We'’re gonna use the bed
in my grandson'’s room.
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Wow, way to talk dirty to me.
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[grunts]
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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You have coffee and cookies
before the meeting
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and coffee and dessert after?
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Moderation'’s not
our strong suit.
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So, Adam, Bonnie tells me
you were a stuntman.
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Work with any big stars?
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I doubled Bruce Willis
on a few films.
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Really? Do you know how
to get in touch with him?
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[laughing]:
I think he'’s married.
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I didn'’t ask that.
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I think it'’s
just great
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you came to the meeting
to support Bonnie.
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but she can be very persuasive.
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Twice.
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Hey.
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How'’s it going?Good. You?
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Still breathing.
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Great. Good.
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Glad you'’re still breathing.
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I want you to know something.
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I was Jodi'’s sponsor,
and I really loved her,
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and I wish
she was still breathing,
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but because of you, she isn'’t,
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and I will never
forgive you for it.
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Got it.
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Yeah.
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Run away!
Like you did when she was dying!
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So, now that I'’m sober,
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I'’m able to take
care of myself and
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keep a job and pay my bills.
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In fact, after a lifetime
of riding the bus,
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I just bought myself
my first ever new car.
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Then it started having
all these problems,
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and I don'’t know what to do.
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How about take it
back to the dealer?
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It'’s still
under warranty.
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[shushing]When I start
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the car in the morning
and turn the heater on,
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cold air comes out.
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All cars do that.
The engine'’s cold.
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[shushing]But that'’s okay.
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I just bundle up
and ask God for guidance.
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You don'’t need God.
You just need to let
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the freakin'’
car warm up.
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We don'’t give advice.
We just listen.
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Then why are we here?
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Anyway,
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thanks for letting me share.
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[applause]
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Why is everybody
clapping? She'’s stupid.
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I mean...Shh!
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Hi, I'’m Jill.
I'’m an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Jill.
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I'’ve been feeling
really lonely lately.
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So I think I might adopt one
of those little Chinese babies.
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Oh, for God'’s sake...
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Okay. I just
got to say it.
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I have never wanted a
drink more in my life.
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Well, AA is
just not for you.
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How is it for anybody?
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Listening to people'’s problems
and then not helping them.
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It gives you perspective
on your own life.
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You realize you'’re not
the only one who has problems.
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Really? You thought other people
don'’t have problems?
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Do you get out much?
Have you met other people?
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There'’s more to it
than that.
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Hey, I got a great idea.
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Instead of blowing me off
to go to these meetings,
250
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,869
you tell me your problems,
I won'’t help you,
251
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,131
and then I'’ll clap.
252
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,311
I'’ll tell you
my problem.
253
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,487
My boyfriend'’s being
a real jerk.
254
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,489
Hang on.
255
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,150
Would anyone else
like to share?
256
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,152
Anybody?
257
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,548
Sorry.
258
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,767
Where'’s Adam?
259
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:23,334
He'’s, uh, processing
the meeting.
260
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,379
What does that mean?
261
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,381
He'’s at a bar drinking.
262
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,645
Hey, did anybody see that Travis
boy at the meeting tonight?
263
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,256
Yeah. He was out in the hallway
when I came in.
264
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,432
Huh. I wonder
why he didn'’t stay.
265
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:38,349
I wonder why we'’re not talking
about Jill'’s new Chinese baby.
266
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,351
I'’m not 100%
on Chinese.
267
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,485
I could see myself toting around
a little India baby.
268
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,009
You know, you might want
to start by adopting a dog
269
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,576
and see how that goes.
270
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:51,406
Oh, no. Dogs are
so high-maintenance.
271
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,930
Oh, damn it.
272
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,630
Travis didn'’t come
to the meeting
273
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,850
Oh, Christy.
274
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,113
I'’m sorry,
I just couldn'’t help it.
275
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,116
Well, you know
what you got to do now.
276
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,684
No. I am not apologizing
to that kid.
277
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,860
He can rot in hell
for all I care.
278
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,732
Really? Is that the kind
of person you want to be?
279
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,299
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
280
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:18,085
I'’m proud of you. I
wouldn'’t apologize either.
281
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,958
[groans]
282
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,442
Do I know my
little girl?
283
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,444
[rock music playing]
284
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,235
Hi. Travis?
285
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,585
Seriously?
286
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,588
What do you want?
287
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,155
Can we talk?
288
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,244
I'’m working.
289
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,204
Fine. I'’m a customer.
290
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,988
I want to get something pierced.
291
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,337
What would you recommend?
292
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,686
I don'’t know.
293
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,601
Some people get their nose
or tongue.
294
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,691
Both solid ideas,
but I have a job
295
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,217
where people see me
while they'’re eating.
296
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,480
How about another earring?
297
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,177
Perfect.
298
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,657
Take a seat.
299
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,098
Okay, so, first of all,
I owe you an amends.
300
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,797
I should never have said
those terrible things to you
301
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,320
at the meeting.
302
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:22,323
I'’m still pretty messed up
about Jodi, but...
303
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,065
I shouldn'’t
have taken it out on you.
304
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,458
Okay.
305
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,373
Please keep going
to meetings.
306
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,376
I don'’t care where,
I don'’t care when.
307
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,030
You'’re welcome back
to ours. Just...
308
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,989
Ow!
309
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,340
No warning?
310
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,560
"Ready, set, go" is
for people I like.
311
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,910
Pay at the counter.
312
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,005
Just so you know...
313
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,574
...there is nothing
that anybody could say to me
314
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,707
that'’s worse
than what I say to myself.
315
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,059
For the rest of my life,
316
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,409
I got to live with what I did.
317
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,112
You didn'’t kill her.
318
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,811
She used
because she was an addict,
319
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,944
and that'’s what addicts do.
320
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:24,341
Do you think it is even possible
321
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,649
for someone as messed up as me
to stay sober?
322
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,613
Come back to the meeting
323
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,095
and I'’ll introduce
you to my mother.
324
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,840
Hey. How do I know
you'’re not faking
325
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,582
the whole paralyzed thing
so I'’m always waiting on you?
326
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,889
Light the couch on fire
and see for yourself.
327
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,282
[laughs]Listen,
328
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,850
I feel kind of bad about
how I acted the other night
329
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,767
after the meeting.Oh, please, don'’t.
330
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,465
about so I can crap
all over it.
331
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,772
[chuckles]Hey, I'’m trying
to apologize.
332
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,426
And I'’m taking advantage of it.
333
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,342
I also think the reason
you don'’t understand
334
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,866
how important AA is to me
is because you don'’t know
335
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,390
what I was like
before I got sober.
336
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,610
What are you saying, there'’s
a crazier version of you?
337
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:19,875
Let'’s go to the videotape
and find out.
338
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,095
["Canon in D" playing]
339
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,358
Let me fast-forward
to the good part.
340
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,316
[dance music playing]
341
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,277
Back off!
342
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,889
Come on, you douche bags, dance!
343
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,152
You'’re ruining
my daughter'’s wedding!
344
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,462
All right, you'’re a little out
of control, but I'’ve seen worse.
345
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,812
Oh, baby, I'’m
just getting warmed up.
346
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,121
All right! Here we go!
347
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,775
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
348
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,299
Mine! Mine.
349
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,822
Mine!
350
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,171
Give it!
351
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,391
Mine! Mine!
352
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,003
Okay, that was a
little over-the-top.
353
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,309
Wait for it.
354
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,401
Congratulations,
Christy and Baxter!
355
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,360
I'’m next, bitches!
356
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,453
That ain'’t right.
357
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,978
It also ain'’t over.
358
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,721
I just want to apologize
to everyone.
359
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:27,377
Obviously, this is not how
I wanted my wedding to turn out.
360
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,640
Oh, come on! I had
to punch him!
361
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,425
The bastard
stole my cocaine!
362
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,949
Ask him!
[shouting]
363
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,432
Baxter, why are you taping this?
364
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,832
So, what do you think?
365
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,097
Is there a meeting
now? I'’ll drive you.
366
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,281
We'’re glad you came back
to the meeting, Travis.
367
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,066
Thanks. I hope
I wasn'’t out of line trying
368
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,850
to help that lady with her car.
369
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,333
She just needs
to let it warm up.
370
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,510
My boyfriend
is really gonna like you.
371
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,167
Just so you know, we come here
after almost every meeting,
372
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,995
if you ever want
to hang out.
373
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,692
I'’d like that.
374
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,521
Jodi was always talking
about these cool older ladies
375
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,697
she knew
from the meeting.
376
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,006
She told me a lot of stories.
377
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,878
One of you
is really smart and kind
378
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,750
and helps people
all the time.
379
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,056
Guilty.
380
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,712
And somebody punched a camel?
381
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,714
It was a long time ago.
I was super drunk,
382
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,760
and he wouldn'’t give me
a cigarette.
383
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,763
Who cries all the time?
384
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,765
Yeah, that'’s me!
385
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,419
And she talked
386
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,943
a lot about you, Christy.
387
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,251
And how much she loved you
388
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,819
and how you tried to stop her
from going out with me.
389
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,736
What can I say?
390
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,086
Nothing.
391
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,786
I just wish she listened to you.
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