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Every morning, I wake up
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and for about two seconds,
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I feel pretty good.
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And then I remember
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that Jodi died.
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[sighs]
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And I'’m trying to be grateful
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for those two seconds,
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but I can'’t.
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I just hate this disease.
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I hate it
that it took our friend.
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I hate it that I'’m going
to twice as many meetings,
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and they don'’t seem to help.
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I don'’t...
even see the point anymore.
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Thanks. That'’s it.
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[whispering]:
Why are we clapping?
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Who else would
like to share?
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I would.
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Marjorie, alcoholic.
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ALL: Hi, Marjorie.
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Unlike everyone else,
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I just found out
about Jodi'’s death yesterday,
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so instead of grieving
with all of you,
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I was on a cruise ship
to Alaska.
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That'’s not the choice
I would have made...
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[exhales]
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...but that choice
was made for me.
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I'’m sorry.
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I just wanted you
to enjoy your honeymoon.
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Hey. This is my share.
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Sorry.
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Anyway, right now I am so angry
and frustrated
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that I can'’t even get to
how heartbroken I am
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over losing
that sweet little girl.
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[door opens, shuts]
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I'’m Bonnie,
I'’m an alcoholic.
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ALL [quietly]:
Hi, Bonnie.
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Last time I lost
somebody I loved,
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I started using again.
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As I recall, it didn'’t go well.
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Went on a three-day tear,
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almost destroyed my relationship
with my daughter,
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and, as a parting gift,
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I got a DUI.
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So if I start acting squirrely,
do me a favor:
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show me my mug shot.
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That'’ll do it.
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Am I the only one
who'’s eating this pie?
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Too sad to eat.
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Isn'’t that what pie'’s for?
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[sighs]
Let'’s just get the check.
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If I'’m gonna be miserable,
I'’d rather be alone.
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Usually, when you'’re miserable,
I prefer that you'’re alone.
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But maybe this time,
we do something different.
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Like what?
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Something to get
our minds off of Jodi.
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No, I'’m not talking
about drinking.
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An opportunity recently
came across my desk.
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You don'’t have a desk.
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All right, it was a text message
from an old colleague.
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You don'’t have colleagues.
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Do you want to hear this or not?
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Fine, go.
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There'’s a certain substance--
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pure, uncut--
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that we can buy
in Canada
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for pennies on the dollar,
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smuggle back here
and sell to my colleague
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for an enormous profit.
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Our friend just died
of an overdose
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and you want to smuggle
drugs to get over it?
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I'’m not talking about drugs.
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Then what are you
talking about?
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Maple syrup.
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I don'’t understand.
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Is that a street name
for something?
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No, it'’s the actual name.
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You mean the stuff
you put on pancakes?
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Or waffles, French toast...
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Ooh. Have you ever
put it on bacon?
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No, that sounds good.
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It'’s incredible.
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Even turkey bacon.
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You glaze it, then you put it
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in the oven at 350...BONNIE: Ladies,
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ladies... focus.
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My guy says there'’s a lot of
money to be made
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for anybody who'’s willing to...
how shall we say...
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get their hands a little sticky.
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[clicks tongue]
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But maple syrup
isn'’t illegal.
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It is when it fell off
the back of a truck.
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Wouldn'’t that just
make a mess?
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It'’s a saying, Wendy.
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The stuff is stolen?
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Oh...
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Hot syrup.
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Mmm.
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You put a little butter
in that... forget about it.
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Oh, for God'’s sake.
Never mind.
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No, no, no, I think this
might be just what we need.
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How much money
are we talking about?
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If we each kick in $500,
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we clear five grand apiece.
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Wow.
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That kind of money would
really solve a lot of problems.
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Sure would.
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Tell me about it.
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What?
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I need a new purse.
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♪
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Okay, I got our
contact'’s name in Canada,
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$1,000 in cash
and some pepper spray,
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just in case things go sideways.
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Great.
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Mad Libs or Travel Yahtzee?
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You'’re kidding, right?
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This isn'’t a camping trip,
it'’s a smuggling operation.
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We could end up in jail.
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I don'’t care. I'’m breaking bad.
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Really?
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This is usually
where you get all judgy,
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rat me out to Marjorie,
and then she'’s all,
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"Bonnie, you need to think
about the consequences."
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Well, Marjorie hates me now,
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so we'’re talking a walk
on the wild side.
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With healthy
and nutritious snacks.
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Motherhood ruined you.
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Hey, I am willing
to commit a felony,
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but I refuse to sit
in a car with you
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when you have low blood sugar.
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Yeah? Well, I don'’t want to sit
in a car with you, period.
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Okay, I just heard it.
Give me a carrot.
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Take '’em all.
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Look at us.
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Sneakin'’ stuff across the
border, just like the old days.
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Yeah.
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We are a couple of badasses.
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Ooh! I forgot my mittens.
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♪
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WENDY:
I have to pee.
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Oh, for God'’s sake.
I asked you
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if you needed to pee
before you got in the car.
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Yeah, well, at the time,
I didn'’t.
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Did you even try?
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Don'’t talk to me
like I'’m a child,
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just '’cause I have to tinkle.
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Get off at the next exit.
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We'’ll find a gas station.
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Oh, not a gas station.
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Those bathrooms are too dirty.
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Okay, Wendy, where
would you like to tinkle?
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I'’ve had good luck
at Denny'’s and McDonald'’s.
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Hmm.
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Good to know.
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Pull over.
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Let'’s see what kind
of luck she has
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crouched behind a guard rail.
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She'’s kidding, right?
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Afraid not.
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♪
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♪ Turn around
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♪ Bright eyes
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♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
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♪ Turn around bright eyes
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♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
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♪ And I need you now tonight
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♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪
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♪ And if you'’ll only
hold me tight ♪
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♪ We'’ll be holding on
forever... ♪
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When do we come back in?When it'’s your car.
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♪ And we'’ll only
be making it right... ♪
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♪
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MALE READER:
The hot sting of the riding crop
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across her tender buttocks
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filled Samantha
with humiliation
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and desire.
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The part of her that hated Dirk
for stealing her ranch
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wanted to say, "No. Stop."
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But the rest of her
could only cry out
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"Harder! Harder!"
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Yeah, I'’m not comfortable
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getting horny
in front of my mom.
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Well, she'’s not my mom.
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Press "play."
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No, let'’s... do something else.
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Have a nice conversation.
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I wonder what Marjorie thought
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when we didn'’t show up
at the meeting tonight.
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Who cares?
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Ooh. Raggin'’ on Marjorie.
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I like it.
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Hey.
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She decided
to make me the bad guy
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for caring about her happiness,
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so the hell with her.
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Oh, damn it.
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"Harder. Harder!"
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I'’m sorry, but if Samantha
really wanted her ranch back,
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couldn'’t she arrange some sort
of payment plan with the bank?
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♪
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[exhales]
Where is this guy?
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Don'’t worry, he'’ll be here.
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What are you doing?
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Posting my picture on Instagram.
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Are you crazy?
What?
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My followers like to know
what I'’m up to.
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You'’ve been posting pictures
the whole trip?
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No...
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I swear to God,
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if I got to jail,
it'’s gonna be for murder.
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They'’re here,
they'’re here!
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Calm down, Wendy.
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It'’s not an ice cream truck.
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You got the money?
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Right here.
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Let'’s do it.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We got this. You guys stay here.
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Okay, we got your back.
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First sign of trouble,
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get in the car,
we'’re out of here.
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Are you Shoshanna?
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That'’s me.
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Shoshanna.
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Nice.
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You have the stuff?
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You have the money?
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Slow down.
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I'’m gonna need to taste
what we'’re buying.
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Oh, yeah, that'’s right
out of the tree.
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Can I have some?
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Sheesh, it'’s like
Bring Your Kid to Work Day.
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CHRISTY:
Mmm...
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What are you doing?
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Mmm.
Sorry, old habit.
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Okay.
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100 gallons;
we'’ve got a deal.
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So where does a guy
your size buy pants?
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I'’m thinking you'’re too big
and tall for Big and Tall.
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Can you hear me up there?
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Uh, Shosh?
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I think we have a problem.
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Whoa.
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How much does
that thing weigh?
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300, 400 pounds.
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Uh, I'’m assuming you'’ll help us
put it in the car, right?
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Nope.
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Did I piss you off
about the Big and Tall thing?
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'’Cause I'’m big and tall, too.
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I got this.
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Any chance you have
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a few thousand more of
those tiny squeeze bears?
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Thanks for the help, fellas!
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Canadian dicks.
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Mexican criminals
are so much more courteous.
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Until they make you
dig your own grave.
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How are we gonna
get this in the car?
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Good for you.
You spotted the problem.
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Well, I guess
the first thing we do
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00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,554
is walk it over there.
262
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,991
Yep, I guess.
263
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:44,992
Okay.
264
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,384
On the count of three.
265
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,691
One, two, three.
266
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,519
[groaning, grunting]
267
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,565
Other way, other way.Which other way?
268
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,176
Toward the car, genius.
269
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,788
Whoo! Somebody has
low blood sugar.
270
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,184
Rock it up and
spin, spin, spin.
271
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,751
Whoa!
272
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,057
Rock it up and
spin, spin, spin.
273
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,364
[exhales]
274
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,018
This is fun.
275
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,673
You'’ve never had actual fun,
have you?
276
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,154
♪
277
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,156
...spin, spin, spin.
278
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,157
[grunts]
279
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,202
Oh, oh!
280
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,856
Girl power!
281
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,684
[whoops]
Oh!
282
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,555
Stupid men would'’ve probably
283
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,688
just backed the car
up to the barrel.
284
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,826
What?
285
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,828
♪
286
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,134
Okay.
287
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,570
On the count of three.
288
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,485
One, two, three.
289
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,095
[grunting]
290
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,749
Little higher, little higher.
291
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,272
We'’re not gonna make it.
292
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,883
We don'’t have
a choice. Lift!
293
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,755
Don'’t get mad, but
I have to pee again!
294
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,279
Nobody pees until
this barrel'’s in the car.
295
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,281
[bellowing]
296
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,200
Pick me up at
the Denny'’s across the street!
297
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,552
♪
298
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,905
WENDY: Do you think they have
syrup-sniffing dogs?
299
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:15,125
Yes, Wendy, they'’ve
given up on drug cartels
300
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,214
in order to crack down
on Aunt Jemima.
301
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,609
They are searching all the cars.
302
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,045
Maybe we should turn around.
303
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,699
A U-turn at the border?
304
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,614
Yeah, that won'’t
look suspicious.
305
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,834
Oh, my God, we'’re all
gonna go to prison!
306
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,226
A little louder, Wendy.
307
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,575
I don'’t think
the border guards heard you.
308
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,882
All right, everybody
just calm down.
309
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,755
I got us through Marjorie'’s
wedding after Jodi died
310
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,017
and I can get us
through this.
311
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,151
Of course, if I had
taken Jodi'’s phone call,
312
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,326
none of this would be happening.
313
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,632
Don'’t go there.
314
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,155
What do you mean,
don'’t go there?
315
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,243
It'’s all I think about.
316
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,118
She needed me and I was too busy
317
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,033
with the stupid wedding.
[sniffles]
318
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,948
No one blames you.
319
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,124
Yeah, well...
320
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,865
I blame me.
321
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,780
[crying]
No. Don'’t start.
322
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,955
If you start, I'’ll...
323
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,652
[crying]: I'’m starting.
324
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,784
Me, too.
325
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:05,785
[sniffles]
326
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,916
[all crying]
327
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,222
[tapping at window]
What?
328
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,354
Oh...
329
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,791
[sniffling]
330
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,054
Hello, officer.
331
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,230
Everything okay in here?
332
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,319
No. Nothing'’s okay.
333
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,756
Our friend died and we came up
here to get away from it
334
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,150
but you can'’t get away from it,
'’cause it'’s just too awful.
335
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,284
[sobbing]
336
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,112
Tell '’em to pop the trunk.
337
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,592
Nah, they'’re cool.
338
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,898
Drive safely.
339
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,602
♪♪
340
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,789
What are you doing?
341
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,095
[sighs]
342
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,096
I need a meeting.
343
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,620
Here?
Why not?
344
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,709
We'’ve got four drunks
and a bunch of crappy snacks.
345
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,189
Sounds like a meeting to me.
346
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,755
All right.
347
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,714
I guess we'’re
having a meeting.
348
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,287
Welcome to the Interstate 5,
349
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:17,160
mile marker 23 meeting
of Alcoholics Anonymous.
350
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,596
I'’ll start.
351
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,685
[sighs]
352
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,644
Hi, I'’m Christy.
I'’m an alcoholic.
353
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,385
ALL:
Hi, Christy.
354
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,476
I know we joke a lot
355
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,218
about all the crazy stuff we did
356
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,220
when we were drunk and loaded.
357
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,439
[sniffs]
358
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:39,095
And maybe it'’s funny
'’cause we got away with it.
359
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,792
We'’re still here.
360
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,885
But Jodi'’s not.
361
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,541
And I'’ve got to find some way
362
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,022
to make sense of that.
363
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,634
Otherwise, her dying is just...
364
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,159
a complete waste.
365
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:06,949
We have to make it
mean something.
366
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,908
I have to...
367
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,391
...make it mean something.
368
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,479
[sighs]
369
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,177
And the only way I can do that
370
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,136
is by never taking
my sobriety for granted.
371
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,924
I don'’t know how many
second chances I'’ll get.
372
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,926
I'’ve had eight.
373
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,016
Anyway...
374
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,017
[clears throat]
375
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,019
That'’s it.
376
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,716
Would anyone else like to share?
377
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,547
I'’m not following that.
378
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,418
I think you said it all.
379
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,335
Okay.
380
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,641
Serenity Prayer.
381
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,642
[sniffs]
382
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,643
[clears throat]
383
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,907
God...
384
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,996
ALL:
...grant me the serenity
385
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,477
to accept the things
I cannot change,
386
00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:00,133
the courage to change
the things I can
387
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,311
and the wisdom
to know the difference.
388
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,269
ALL: Amen.
389
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,505
[knocking]
390
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,509
Hi.
391
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,206
Hi.
392
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,773
This a bad time?
393
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,993
That depends.
394
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,733
Are you gonna yell at me?
395
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,039
No.
396
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,780
Then come on in.
397
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:43,915
You want some tea?
398
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,874
Uh, no, thanks.
399
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,008
So... what'’s up?
400
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,575
I'’m here because
I owe you an amends.
401
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,012
Really?
402
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,231
Yeah, really.
403
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,407
I know your heart
was in the right place
404
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,366
when you didn'’t
tell me about Jodi.
405
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,282
You wanted me to enjoy
my honeymoon, and I did.
406
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,761
I'’m glad.
407
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,155
[sighs]That is... all I wanted.
408
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,723
I think I just channeled
all my emotions about Jodi
409
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,420
into being angry at you,
410
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031
which was wrong.
411
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,771
I totally get it.
412
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:14,772
[laughs]
413
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,513
I'’m sorry.
414
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,907
Thank you.
415
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,778
And I'’m sorry.
416
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,432
What are you sorry about?
417
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,521
I don'’t know.
418
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,437
I'’m just more comfortable
being the one who apologizes.
419
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,960
[chuckling]
420
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,747
[sighs]
421
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:33,922
So how are you doing?
422
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,620
Better than I was.
423
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,623
That'’s good to hear.
424
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,929
So what were the four of you
425
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,235
doing up in Canada?
426
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,802
Canada?
427
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,109
Yeah, I follow Jill
on Instagram.
428
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,024
There was a whole bunch
of pictures of your trip.
429
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,201
Oh, yeah...
430
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,074
We just decided, you know,
431
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,858
spur of the moment,
to hit the road
432
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,033
process and heal...
433
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,471
You could almost
call it sort of a...
434
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,082
spiritual retreat.
435
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,126
Christy!
436
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,868
Look what I... Hey! Hi! Hello!
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