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Previously onMom...We'’re gonna grab coffee with
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some girls from the meeting.
Do you want to come with us?
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Your parents know you'’re
trying to get sober?
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My parents don'’t know I'’m alive.
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So, uh, where
are you living?
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There'’s a guy.ALL: Mm.
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What'’s he do?
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He'’s a drug dealer.
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ALL: Oh.
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And a guitar player.ALL: Ah.
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If you'’re hungry, the kitchen'’s
there and the bathroom'’s there.
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Make yourself at home.
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Yeah, thanks again.
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Okay. Sweet dreams.
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Christy.
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Don'’t you have workto do?
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Hmm?
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On your computer,
upstairs?
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Oh, yes.
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I, uh, I go to college,
so I have a paper to write.
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And print.
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Yes, and print.
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Can'’t turn it in
unless you print it.
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Um... I am, uh,
not in college,
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so, uh, I like to
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watch TV.
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Okay. Sweet dreams.
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Good night.
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Uh, Christy?
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Yeah?
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Aren'’t you afraid
I'’m gonna steal your purse?
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Oh... don'’t be silly.
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Just, uh,
just put it in my mouth.
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Our little dope fiend up yet?She'’s gone.
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I went back to my boyfriend and
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I told him I wanted
to get clean, and
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it didn'’t work out so good.
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I don'’t know what
I'’m gonna do now, you know?
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I just... I just know,
whatever it is...
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I can'’t do it by myself.
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You don'’t have to.
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Really appreciate
you picking me up.
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When do you
plan on getting your car fixed?
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When I have a
spare $1,200.
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Well, that'’s never gonna happen.
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Bonnie Plunkett. When the hell
you gonna look at my heater?
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[deep voice]:
Lo siento. No hablo Inglés.
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I'’m blind, I'’m not an idiot.
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Fix the damn heater.
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I'’ll get to it, Mr. Munson.
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I can hear you
giving me the finger.
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Oh, look-- our little
meth head is still asleep.
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I just hope she got up to pee.
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I'’m all for
helping her get sober,
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but if she had a little
of that meth get-up-and-go,
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she'’d probably
clean up the house.
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What time is it?
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4:00.
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In the year 2038.
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We are robots.
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What?Jodi,
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sweetie, you'’re
welcome to stay with us
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until you get on your feet,
but could you
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get on your feet
once in awhile?
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Yeah, maybe it'’s time
to get a job.
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You'’ll feel a lot better
about yourself
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once you start
earning some money.
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Hey, if you need me
to help out with groceries,
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I'’m sure I can hit up my sister
for some money.
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The sister who won'’t talk to you
because you stole from her?
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Yeah, that'’s a great plan.
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I feel like
you'’re being sarcastic.
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What do you think--
meth brain or teenage brain?
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What'’s the difference?
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Why don'’t we hold off
on contacting your sister
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and, uh, let'’s
start thinking about
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what you could do for work.
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Uh, well, I know
what I want to do.
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Fantastic, that'’s
the first step. What is it?
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Get famous on YouTube.
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Go back to sleep.
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♪
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I'’m sorry about your
heater, Mr. Munson,
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but I haven'’t seen my
mom. [clears throat]
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I don'’t... I don'’t know
what to tell you, sir.
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Um, she'’s unbelievably
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unreliable and dishonest.
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I'’d like to chalk it up
to her rough childhood,
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but the truth is she'’s just
a horrible person.
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Okay, I'’ll remind her
to get up there,
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uh, soon as I see her.
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Okay, see you later.
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I mean, I'’ll see
you, you won'’t...
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Okay. Bye.
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You just earned yourself
a car ride tomorrow.
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What'’s the big deal? Why don'’t
you fix the guy'’s heater?
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'’Cause he'’s a noodge.
I don'’t want to reward
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that kind of behavior.
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[door closes]
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Hey, how'’d
the job search go?
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Waste of time.
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Baskin Robbins
can suck it.
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Apparently 31 flavors
doesn'’t want 28 tattoos.
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I'’ve spent the last three weeks
filling out job applications
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for every stupid
loser business in this town.
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I hope you'’re bringing
that sunny disposition
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to the job interviews.
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Sure, help yourself.
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I mean, let'’s face it,
I'’m never gonna a get job.
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I'’ve got no skills,
no education.
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All I'’m good for
is selling my blood.
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Well, there'’s no money in that.
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What you want to do
is sell your eggs.
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How do I do that?
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You don'’t.
What is wrong with you?
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You may have some half brothers
and sisters out there.
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We'’ll talk later.
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Look, we had no skills
or education either.
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Yeah, we weren'’t always
the put-together people
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you now see before you.
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Those are for everyone.
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But we stayed sober,
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we didn'’t give up,
and eventually
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we found employers
who believed our lies.
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Wait, I can lie
on these job applications?
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You haven'’t been?
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You kept talking about
how staying sober
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means being totally honest.
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Not when it comes to getting
some crappy minimum-wage job.
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Listen, Jodi, the owner
of this building
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thinks I was
a jet engine mechanic
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for the Royal
Canadian Air Force.
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I was not.
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Yeah, she can'’t even fix
a blind man'’s heater.
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Not can'’t, won'’t.
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The point is, you learn how
to do a job by doing the job.
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Exactly.
Fake it till you make it.
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Okay, so when they ask me
what I'’ve been up to,
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I should say, um...
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after I quit high school...
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After you graduated
high school.
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After I graduated high school,
I joined a rock band...
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The Peace Corps.
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The Peace Corps, and...
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What do they do?
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You helped bring clean water
to poor people in Africa.
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Which is where you got your love
for serving coffee.
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Or putting hot dogs on a stick.
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Or getting famous on YouTube.
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Okay, let'’s start over.
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Does anyone know a good mechanic
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who fixes cars
just for the love of it?
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What'’s wrong
with your car this time?
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I think it just hates me.
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It doesn'’t even tell me to put
my seat belt on anymore.
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Ooh, that reminds me, do any
of you have a good piano tuner?
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[fancy accent]: Christy,
who does our Steinway?
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You could'’ve just said no.
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You could'’ve looked around
at who you'’re talking to.
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Hey, rich people'’s problems
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are just as valid
as poor people'’s problems.
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What do you say we kill her,
eat her and steal her car?
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Hey, sorry I'’m late.
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Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
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Okay, now guess why I'’m late.
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You wanted to keep
your streak alive?
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No, I got a job.
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I'’m a barista.
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Oh, that'’s fantastic.Way to go.
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Fantastic.That'’s great.
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Oh, and I got to tell you,
the advice you gave me
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about lying on the application
was dead on.
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What'’s this now?
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Oh, don'’t worry,
we got it.
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She sleeps on our couch,
she plays by our rules.
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When do you start?
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Tomorrow. I get a uniform and
a name tag, and I get to drink
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all the coffee I want,
as long as I use the same cup.
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Oh Jodi,
I'’m so proud of you.MARJORIE: Yeah,
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a toast, to becoming a
productive, tax-paying citizen.
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Oh, Bonnie said I didn'’t
have to pay taxes.
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Shh!
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Mom, angry blind man,
nine o'’clock.
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Oh, dear God!
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What are you doing?
He can'’t see you.
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Then what'’s he looking at?
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All right, that'’s it, we got
to find a new place to live.
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Or you could
fix his heater.
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So when exactly did you
start selling your eggs?
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The day they started
paying for them.
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Oh, God, Mom.
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Just a heads-up, don'’t have sex
with any guys who look like me.
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Not a problem.
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[door closes]JODI: Hey,
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check it out--
after two weeks
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of writing people'’s names
on coffee cups, I got paid.
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Hey, way to go.Congratulations.
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Do you realize that
this is the first time
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I'’ve made money
that I can'’t get arrested for?
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That'’s great, Jodi.
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Remember your first
honest buck?
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Yeah, it was the eggs.
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Okay, you know what you'’re
gonna do with this money?
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Yeah-- purple hair extensions.
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No. You'’re gonna take
$100 out of here
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and send it to your sister.
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What? No, this is my money,
I earned it.
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And your sister earned the money
you stole from her.
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Okay, but wouldn'’t
me giving her this money
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just be me trying
to buy her love?
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Oh, she'’s good.
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No, it would be you
making amends to your sister
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a hundred bucks a week, every
week, until it'’s paid off.
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Forget it, no way.
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I think it'’s time we
started charging her rent.
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Okay, okay, I'’ll do it.
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That'’s better.
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It'’s weird, we'’re
very good with kids
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when we'’re not related to them.
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We might be.
I sold a lot of eggs.
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I don'’t know,
maybe this is a bad idea.
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I haven'’t seen her in two years,
and we were always
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very different people.
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Relax. Your sister
wouldn'’t have invited you
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to come live with her
if she wasn'’t ready
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to give you a second chance.
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Or eighth or
ninth chance.
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You'’re right.
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I can do this.
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Just stay sober and help
her out around the house.
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Maybe wash the dishes
once in awhile.
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And don'’t take food
off her plate.
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Or money from her purse.
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Got it.
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Listen, I just wanted
to thank you for everything.
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It'’s our pleasure.
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Occasionally.
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I don'’t know where I'’d be
without you guys.
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I mean,
you literally saved my life.
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I love you.
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We love you, too.
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Oh, damn.
[sniffles]
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I'’m crying all over
your fake purple hair.
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Let'’s move this along.
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[sniffles]
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Can I help you?
247
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They really
are different.
248
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,125
I'’m looking for Theresa Hubbard.
249
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:51,128
She'’s in 5-G. This is 4-G.
250
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,782
Oh. Sorry to bother you.
251
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,958
Mm-hmm.
252
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:02,487
Oh, God, we'’re gonna have to
say good-bye all over again.
253
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,103
Wow.
Yeah.
254
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:12,323
She literally said that
we literally saved her life.
255
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,761
That'’s because
we literally did.
256
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,111
I feel so good
right now.Me, too.
257
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,461
This is how Gandhi
must have felt when he did
258
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:23,247
whatever it was
that he did.
259
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,859
I think it'’s safe to say
that helping Jodi makes up
260
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,165
for every bad thing
I'’ve ever done.
261
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,602
Yeah. So what if you made
a blind man
262
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,387
go three months without heat?
263
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,084
You saved a life.
264
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,607
Damn right.
265
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,044
I never want
to lose this feeling.
266
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,219
Neither do I.
267
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,524
I want more.
268
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,309
More is
always better.
269
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,963
You know
what we need?
270
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,834
More?
Yes.
271
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,880
And I know
how to get it.
272
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,360
We need to help
another alcoholic.I like it.
273
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,319
Maybe we could find someone
at a meeting.
274
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,277
Nah, if they'’re at a meeting,
they already want help.
275
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,627
I say we bag a drunk
in the wild.
276
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,938
Oh, yeah.
This was a good call.
277
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,767
Yeah. Sports bar on
a Tuesday afternoon.
278
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,726
They ain'’t here for
the mozzarella sticks.
279
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,469
So what are you thinkin'’?
280
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,863
The big moose over there
in the hockey jersey?
281
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,430
I'’m thinkin'’ we
stick with the ladies.
282
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,084
It would be great if
we could help somebody
283
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,781
and not get murdered.
284
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,652
Mm. Smart.
285
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,699
How '’bout the redhead bobbing
for beer nuts?
286
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,009
Oh, yeah, that'’s
a train wreck.
287
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,317
Shall we save a life?
288
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,319
That'’s what angels do.
289
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,148
Set halos on stun.
290
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,810
Hi.
291
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,812
Hi!
292
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,075
Oh, you'’re a big one.
293
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,339
Hi.
294
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,168
You'’re a teeny-tiny one.
295
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,127
Mind if we join you?
296
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,347
Sure. We'’ll be small,
medium, and large.
297
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,524
I'’m medium.
298
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,525
Bonnie.
299
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,484
Christy.
300
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,965
It'’s a pleasure to meet you,
Bonnie and Christy.
301
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,184
I am Michelle,
but you can call me...
302
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,492
Rodrigo.
303
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,710
All right.
304
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,538
Rough day?
305
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,714
Honestly can'’t remember.
306
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,325
More, please?
307
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,456
[mouthing]
308
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027
So, you having a little trouble
with your drinkin'’?
309
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:34,335
Mm. Drinkin'’s goin'’ great.
310
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:38,165
I had a bit of a situation
in the ladies'’ room.
311
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,342
Shh.
312
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,171
I think we have a winner.
313
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,218
Sounds like you
could use some help.
314
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,263
Yeah.
315
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,221
You have a mop?
316
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,877
Better.
317
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,139
We can change your life.
318
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,534
That isbetter than a mop.
319
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,318
And it'’s not just us.
320
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,581
There'’s more people out there
that want to help you.
321
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,975
Shut up!
322
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,674
Well, call '’em and tell '’em
to get their asses over here.
323
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,721
Or we could bring you
to them.
324
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,244
If that'’s
what you want.
325
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:17,857
I want it all, bitches.
326
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,860
Then let'’s hit it,
Rodrigo.
327
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,557
All right!
328
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,907
Whoa!Uh-oh.
329
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,996
You should probably drive.
330
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,695
Yeah.
331
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,568
♪ I see a little silhouette
of a man ♪
332
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:37,224
♪ Scaramouche, scaramouche,
can you do the fandango? ♪
333
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,095
♪ Thunderbolt and lightning
334
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,010
♪ Very, very
frightening me... ♪
335
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,273
Where'’d you find
Freddie Mercury?
336
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,234
We pulled her out of a bar.
337
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:51,368
We'’re kind of like
an alcoholic SWAT team.
338
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:54,197
♪ He'’s just a poor boy
from a poor family... ♪
339
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:57,548
I lost my virginity
to this song.
340
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,855
Not the whole thing,
just this part.
341
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,425
♪ Bismillah, no,
we will not... ♪
342
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,427
Does she know
where she is?
343
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,472
That'’s not the point.
344
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:12,346
The point is we rescued her from
the nightmare of alcoholism.
345
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,696
How do you know
she'’s an alcoholic?
346
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,829
Oh, come on! Who would take on
a song that challenging
347
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,440
in a room full
of strangers?
348
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,965
Queen in the afternoon?
That'’s a drunk.
349
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,924
[playing piano]
350
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,625
Here we are.
351
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,366
Let'’s get
you to bed.
352
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,977
Oh, boy.
353
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,762
So how'’s this gonna work?What do you mean?
354
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,374
I'’ve never done
the girl-on-girl thing before.
355
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,030
Do we have to breed
a bunch of dogs first
356
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,293
or do we just get right to it?
357
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,860
We'’re not gay.
358
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,820
Then how come we were
at a lesbian piano bar?
359
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,127
That was an AA meeting.
360
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:59,001
Oh! So that'’s why
no one was dancing.
361
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,872
So, anyway,
362
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,049
which one of you'’s gonna be
the dude?
363
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,922
What are you
lookin'’ at me for?
364
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,838
Nah. You'’re just gonna
sleep it off on the couch,
365
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,318
and then tomorrow
we start working
366
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,320
on your new life
in sobriety.
367
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,887
Oh, but I'’m horny.
368
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,413
Stop lookin'’ at me!
369
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,117
I said no pickles!
370
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,427
What the...?
371
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,864
You know,
372
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,954
I'’m thinkin'’ there'’s good
money in getting people sober.
373
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,174
Maybe we should start
our own rehab.
374
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,655
I like it. Plunkett House.
375
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:48,877
"If you drunk it,
come to Plunkett."
376
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,401
I'’m writing that down,
'’cause I know we'’ll forget it.
377
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,322
[both shouting]
378
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,976
MICHELLE:
Help! Call the police!
379
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,979
MR. MUNSON:
Yeah! Help! Police!
380
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,375
Let go!I got you!
381
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,725
What'’s...
wh-what'’s going on?
382
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,596
Call the police.
This woman attacked me.
383
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,294
You attacked me!
384
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,774
Attack you?
I can'’t even see you!
385
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,211
Okay, everybody calm down.
386
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,516
Who are you?
387
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,475
It'’s me, Christy, remember?
388
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,781
What the hell is goin'’ on?It'’s okay, Mr. Munson.
389
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,870
We'’re trying to help
a fellow alcoholic.
390
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,133
I'’m not an alcoholic.
391
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,178
Spoken like a true alcoholic.
392
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,355
You got time for this nonsense
and you can'’t fix my heater?
393
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,053
Who are you people?
394
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,532
Come inside. Everything'’s
gonna be just fine.
395
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,664
Call the police.
396
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,231
I'’m being kidnapped.
397
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,363
Uh, not to worry.
Have a nice night.
398
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,712
[door shuts]
399
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,151
Crazy, presumably white women.
400
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,024
Michelle,
listen to me,
401
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,896
you don'’t have to live your
life like this anymore.
402
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,246
We are here for you.
403
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,856
We recover together.
404
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,860
Welcome to
Plunkett House.
405
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,080
What are you talking about?
406
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,169
I just had a bad day.
407
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,171
Aren'’t they
all bad days?
408
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,738
No. I got passed over
for a promotion at work
409
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,349
and decided to get hammered.
410
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,005
So this isn'’t a
regular thing with you?
411
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,572
Of course not.
412
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,184
Are you sure?
Because in our experience
413
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,011
as addiction specialists,
414
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,493
denial of the disease
is a real problem.
415
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,191
[chuckles]
Listen, dumbass...
416
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:31,197
...this is maybe the second time
I'’ve been drunk since college.
417
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:36,158
How '’bout we give
you a ride home?Really?
418
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,160
After the
"dumbass" comment?
419
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,516
So we brought her home...
420
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,344
A lovely home.
421
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,912
...and tried to explain
the situation to her husband...
422
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,740
A lovely husband.
423
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,829
...who confirmed
she was not an alcoholic.
424
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,526
But he did accuse her
425
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,485
of having a long-term
affair with her boss.
426
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,878
Which explains
why she was upset
427
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,967
about getting passed over
for the promotion.
428
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,709
She did put
in the work.
429
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,363
CHRISTY:
[clears throat]
Anyway,
430
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,365
long story short, uh,
431
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,062
he filed for divorce
432
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,761
and she filed
a restraining order against us.
433
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,979
Oh, dear.
434
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,981
Yeah. I'’ve had my share
435
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,941
of restraining orders,
but this one really stings.
436
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,986
I feel like such an idiot.
437
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,510
Oh, don'’t beat yourselves up
over it.
438
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,946
Your hearts were
in the right place.
439
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,382
WENDY:
Yeah, you were
440
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,818
sincerely trying to
help this woman,
441
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,342
and that'’s
what counts.
442
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,257
You think?Absolutely.
443
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,823
You have nothing
to feel guilty about.
444
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,129
Thank you, guys.
445
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,565
That makes me feel
a lot better.
446
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088
Me, too.
447
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,916
Oh, shall we?
I'’ve got to get to work.
448
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,745
Yeah. I'’ve got
a heater to fix.
449
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,225
All right.
See you later.
450
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,532
See ya.Bye, guys.
451
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,099
I think we really
helped them out.
452
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,666
We did.
453
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:50,798
Feels good.
[chuckles]
454
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,669
Feels great.
455
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,236
Let'’s do it again.
456
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,195
Let'’s.
457
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,201
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